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Asuka.
sara
crayon pop
maisie
Parents are on their way home haha. Tracking their flight, they're over the Balkans now.
Alright lads, anyone else feeling completely shit at Uni?
>>57022510
>le marijuana causes terrorism man
come to you with a dilemma
really tired sleep now yes or no problem is ill wake at cunt o'clock so what do you think
Definitely takeaway time again tonight lads, even though I'm having tea at home, and I need to save money but I just fucking love takeaways
middle aged normie women at work discuss ant and decs saturday night takeaway unironically
can't imagine having such a calcified pineal gland
Why do we have Irish Pubs in this country?
I thought Irish Pubs were purely a yank thing because they don't do drinking establishments like we do in the UK and Ireland and the fact that everyone is Irish because their dog is 1/4096 Irish.
Is there really much difference between a pub here and a pub in Ireland?
poo
100,000+ REFUGEES! OBAMA YES!
Obama crashing the country with no survivors before he leaves
>It seems there is more evidence coming to light that President Obama and Valerie Jarrett are attempting to change the very fabric of America through a massive wave of Muslim immigration.
>IBD reports: Between 2010 and 2013, the Obama administration imported almost 300,000 new immigrants from Muslim nations — more immigrants than the U.S. let in from Central America and Mexico combined over that period… Many of the recent Muslim immigrants are from terrorist hot spots like Iraq, where the Islamic State operates. From 2010-2013, Obama ushered in 41,094 Iraqi nationals from there… House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mike McCaul called the new policy “a federally sanctioned welcome party to potential terrorists.”
http://www.westernjournalism.com/muslim-immigration-u-s-staggering-evidence-obama-attempting-change-america/
>>57022590
Only for 4 years non-stop
>>57022494
i don't know about UK but over here the mainstream is utterly disgusted with islamists and has a fairly short patience with refugees as well right now
banter
IF YOU'RE UGLY ON TINDER, JUST A PICTURE OF A CAR.
>>57022636
but im so very tired
what dyou suggest i do until orange o'clock
>>57022639
Good banter desu.
>>57022582
My parents tracked my flight home from Asia and I was over the afghanistan/pakistan border at one point
weeweebums
Rochdale is Lancashire
>>57022621
Islam is already set to be the #1 religion in the US by 2040, it's no big deal
why are pakis so thick?
>>57022603
do NOT
NIGE
I
G
E
Kyary
>>57022616
They're just Irish themed here
Same with the British pubs
They're alright if I'm feeling a cheeky Black and Tan with the lads
might do a dye my hair bright blonde
misses is going to go BALLISTIC haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si_PAvHzjsQ
>>57022652
Yeah just take a pic of yourself in a rich friends house or next to a nice car
>>57022707
Careful lad, you'll want to see her son again soon right?
>>57022616
a large number of irish people have moved here historically and into the present day
we used to have large irish enclaves in every big city
over there they are more of a tourist thing instead of a regular local
>>57022694
>Islam is already set to be the #1 religion in the US by 2040, it's no big deal
Dubious claim
>>57022666
this desu
>>57022697
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but im so sleepy
>>57022619
excellent well thought post
>>57022665
do a little dance
make a little love
>>57022698
who wears the mask?
>>57022698
whose the tranny freak
>>57022532
I think there might be, actually. I remember there being a hubbub about wanting to keep the Cornish accent (as well as their language) completely sacred, so hopefully that extends to the rest of the country. I'd be lying if I said I knew more than that, though.
>Poleaboo thinks that a town cannot become part of another county just because it happens to now be in another county
>Poleaboo does think that Pakis can be British just because they live in Britain
Ah yes, most interesting.
>>57022736
what time did you go to sleep
>>57022730
meant #2
>>57022652
>uncle owns a small open top kit car with Porsche badges and has a nice house
I might try this
I use screenshots some of my more popular /brit/posts as tinder pics.
Get lots of matches.
>>57022698
ARE NIGE
I
G
E
are merks
Why are pigskins so thick?
>>57022793
what are you going to say when they find out you live with mummy and drive a corsa?
>>57022741
just tried to do a little carlton dance in my chair and if anything it made me more tired you rotter
>>57022780
yesterday afternoon
woke at midnight desu
life depends on being up early tomorrow because ive got jobcentre at 11:25
>>57022698
>>57022822
What are your tinder bios lads?
>>57022698
>rand and ron paul
kek
@57022823
Get out
reminder that shania twain has the 9th biggest selling album of all time
Comfy Cara.
got a girl messaging me on tinder but I have a gf
how do I let her down
Poleaboo downloaded Microsoft office
>>57022778
The town of Rochdale hasn't moved at all
Plenty of official buildings list their addresses as "Lancashire"
>>57022510
>Twenty five "asians" have been charged with child sex offences against two girls in Calderdale following a major police operation.
http://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/news/crime/child-sexual-abuse-ring-in-halifax-25-men-charged-police-reaction-1-7096362#ixzz42ztRnuvm
Another one added to The List
>>57022849
>jobcentre
oh dare
maybe wait til like 9 or something and then do a sleep
So fucking tired
>>57022771
They should before all English accents get too disgusting desu, don't want you lads to lose such a boon. I have a Chicago accent and it's repulsive, wouldn't wish it on anyone.
>>57022859
my height
>>57022871
You go for a root, that'll let her down alright
>>57022763
>>57022767
completely unsure and always wondered that
FONT
>>57022864
Shania Twain dropped some bangers tbf
>>57022828
ah if only [everything that matters] was never invented, what a tolerance society we would have
>>57022848
part of my master plan is that if I ever have to meet anyone, it will be when the weather is nice and I'll only drive the kit car
gonna vote to stay in the eu to troll you lads haha
get trolled lol
>>57022880
stop depressing me. I was having a good day
>>57022871
Bang the tinder girl
Gfs are never loyal so you may as well cheat
>>57022881
I THINK I WILL
edit: i think i will
>>57022859
"wagwan"
who /disappointmenttotheirentirefamily/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
B:/ Shut down/Depression
>>57022917
To be fair there are lots of nice places in east asia
cara 2bh lads
>>57022865
This is the only good pic of Cara.
>>57022973
Impressive post.
>>57022972
all nice due to colonialism
>>57022950
me! me! i am!!
>>57022950
here
literally collapsed last night and all they did was moan
>>57022859
Don't have anything in my bio, I think it makes me seem a bit mysterious.
>>57022880
kek the comments
anyone been on holiday here?
I wish I was perpetually drunk. How do I achieve this?
>>57022771
Cornish are crazy, my cornish housemate unironically wants to vote for cornish independance
thinking of having a few comfy aldi pear ciders
>>57022926
nah I'd hate if someone did that to me
just gonna tell her I have a gf just forgot to delete tinder
>>57022917
The only thing you ever invented piggy was how to find the bottom of a packet of crisps in under 5 seconds
>>57023004
>That acne
Oddly endearing.
>>57022965
good track desu
THEN I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw
>>57022959
>>57023007
south korea and japan werent even european colonies
Plans for tonight lads?
Going to drop some acid and watch Kagemusha
Lads what sect of Islam should i switch to? I've been Sunni all my life and i'm looking for a cooler sect, maybe like something with more magic and wizadry or anything that just seems cool. I don't believe in god tho i jsut like filling the Muslim box on forms.
>>57022981
ahem
Wish I had the balls to just leave and be self sufficient
>>57023043
They're surprisingly nice desu. Triggers me that it's not called perry though.
Anyone feel like giving a biomed student a summer job, or failing that, a reply? >>/trv/1095947
>>57023069
both are de facto american possessions
>>57022933
VERY GOOD
>>57023085
>muslims unironically believe in "djiins"
>>57023096
i know you can do it!
>>57023086
>ywn have at least four children with Cara
>>57023107
wasteman
>>57023086
Looks like Barbara Palvin here
>>57023086
How did Cara get so famous though? I know girls that are more attractive than her.
>>57023085
Nation of Islam
>>57023085
I always thought Sufis were pretty cool.
>>57023045
also crisps, the internet, 4chan, the english language, modern timekeeping, roman numerology, your house, your plumbing, your currency, your benefits, your flag and the majority of your food
>>57023030
>kek the comments
What are they saying? Won't let me view
>>57023096
Gideon doesnt want me to
>>57023101
its because a perry is made of pears, aldi pear cidre is made with apples then flavoured
>>57023148
comes from a rich as fuck family with connections in the fashion industry
>>57023040
It would be quite funny if Cornwall became independent and we had some tiny shitty failed state on the corner of our island.
We'll probably be burdened with them forever though.
>>57023148
upper class french ancestry
>>57023158
>4chan
Stolen from a Jap, just like most things piggys like to take credit for
>>57023164
Attacking the news outlet for stating they were Asians, but not mentioning they were muslims.
Lot of eurabia stuff too
>>57023121
sphere of influence =/= possessions
>>57023151
sara
I really, really, really, really, really like black hair and blue eyes
>>57023085
Christianity
>>57023155
You actually have to be talented and devout to be a Sufi, not just join them.
>>57023148
Nepotism and cronyism of course:
>Delevingne was born in Hammersmith, London, the daughter of Pandora Anne Delevingne (née Stevens) and property developer Charles Hamar Delevingne and grew up in Belgravia, London, one of the wealthiest districts in the world.[16][17]
>Delevingne has two older sisters, Chloe and model Poppy Delevingne. Her godfather is Condé Nast executive Nicholas Coleridge[18][19][20] and her godmother is actress Joan Collins.[21] Delevingne's maternal grandfather was publishing executive and English Heritage chairman Sir Jocelyn Stevens,[16][19] the nephew of magazine publisher Sir Edward George Warris Hulton and the grandson of newspaper proprietor Sir Edward Hulton, 1st Baronet.[22][23] Her maternal grandmother Janie Sheffield was lady-in-waiting to Princess Margaret.[16][24] Her paternal great-grandfather was the Canadian-born British politician Hamar Greenwood, 1st Viscount Greenwood.[8][16] Through one of her maternal great-great-grandfathers, Sir Lionel Lawson Faudel-Phillips, 3rd Baronet, Delevingne descends from the Anglo-Jewish Faudel-Phillips baronets; two of her ancestors on that line served as Lord Mayor of London.[25][26][27]
>>57023185
This gimmick has potential
>>57023226
That's what I figured, just wanted to see what exactly was said, oh well
>>57023225
crisps, the internet, the english language, modern timekeeping, roman numerology, your house, your plumbing, your currency, your benefits, your flag and the majority of your food
>>57022876
Poleaboo is a fucking complete mongole
Poleaboo should do some simple googling and open his fucking eyes, Rochdale is in the boundaries of Greater Manchester since the 70s when the new county was created. It's fucking made quite clear even on the Wikipedia. Poleaboo should just fuck off for being so incapable of grasping such a simple concept
>>57023151
top left
need a qt asmr girl to make funny noises in my ear while i wank desu
>>57023151
Aisha
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/713466635634483202
I'm 25 and the pores around the side of my nose under the eyes are still open.
Why the fuck won't they close already? I also have a ton of tiny black spots on my nose still.
Not only that but I also get Milia on my cheeks and chin a lot
>complains that ipads are more expensive here than in the USA.
>gets a wonga loan and queues at midnight at the apple store
ah yes very impressive
Rochdale /ˈrɒtʃdeJl/ is a market town in Greater Manchester, England, positioned at the foothills of the South Pennines on the River Roch, 5.3 miles north-northwest of Oldham, and 9.8 miles north-northeast of the city of Manchester.
>>57023151
All munters but Rosie has a great body so she's really the only decent choice
>>57023086
Hard to believe she's a bit cunnty from this
>>57023151
Aisha
simpsons on the telly and going to get a chipper
>comfy
Poleaboo would like to ram his fingers into Bucks arse
>>57023306
I had acne from like 15-18, went away and now I'm 20 and it's come back again
Just shoot me senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
Shit bongbros.
I'm attrakkkkted to my workmate Liverpudlian(?) grill. Wat do
>>57023299
wew lad
>>57023141
What was that Aussie? Do you want me to apply for a visa to work in your country? I'll get a response in 24hours because you won't even check how viable my job or residency situation is? Glad we're m8s xo
>>57023274
"Instead of enlightening us, this article attempts to keep us in the dark because the facts conflict with the political correct narrative. The big story here is Muslim rape gangs in Halifax and other towns all over the UK"
"If you invite the wolf into your home then don't be surprised when you become dinner."
>Thick, dark hair
>Pale skin
>Green or blue eyes
GOAT combination.
>>57023348
What episode la?
>>57023151
Sara. She seems to be the only one that isn't a whore and I think she's secretly disgusted by the rest of them
good riddance music industry
So why is it always everyone but the Muslim's problem whenever there is an Islamic terrorist attack?
>>57023286
I can do ASMR p.well
>>57023394
this
sara is the thinking mans commiefu
idk what happened to mami though
>>57023383
Nice, thanks for that
My tea's gone cold I don't know why I got out of bed at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>>57023388
The one where bart has to say sorry to the australian government
and the score are in
sara 2
rosie 2
aesha 2
josefine 0
>>57023316
yeah greater manchester doesn't even really it has no elected council like greater london. exist. culturally rochdale, bury, bolton etc are heavily lancastrian places and a change in local authority borders doesn't change that
>>57023253
Think i might just go with Shia
>>57023277
>>57023316
Alright, fine Poleaboo maybe fucked up a bit here
Should he change his flag to Greater Manchester of Sczcin the hometown of the Polish girl
>>57023363
youre a lost cause mate, how does anyone find that accent attractive
>being antifeminist and anti-muslim
ah yes, very contradictory
>>57023151
Why are all communists mental?
How come there's never any Scottish flags in /brit/?
I've seen a few Manx and Jersey flags but never Scotland
>>57023433
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57023151
top left for the chebs
>>57023363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtG13xqAP2I
>>57023441
I like commie mami more all the time.
Sara > Commie mami > Aisha > Rosy
>>57023449
was literally listening to this 20 minutes ago for the first time in years
>>57023487
same reason you never see an england flag you dummy
>>57023489
Wanna hear some ASMR?
>>57023487
>blocking me
ishyddt
>>57023487
see >>57023454
>>57023206
>>57023151
>>57023086
>>57022767
flagless runt
>>57023487
>it's a mum's car pulls into the driveway episode
>>57023428
because apparently we made them do it by not accepting sharia law
pretty tired lads, been praying to allah all day lol
>>57023449
>tfw no one to thank for making me feel happy
>tfw I don't remember the last time I was happy
did a shitload of MDMA and ket last night and hardly slept now i feel weird as fuck
Poleaboos new flag
It's not about where you're physically at but where your heart is at
>>57023512
were you?
>extra flags
>>57023487
Scotland is part of the UK senpai
>>57023535
Sure
>>57023499
as a scouser absolutely laffin at this
>>57023556
I'm from England, but I feel like my heart is from Pakistan
I'm Pakistani, lads
>>57023556
Let's try that again
>>57023546
yeah, either that or bombing the middle east to bits
starting to think lanc was ribena all along
Absolute CRACKER of a meme here.
>>57023558
where can i buy this
have a bit of a fantasy where I make one of these commie girls into my perfect little cumslave and then drop them out of nowhere
eventually they find out that I'm deeply right wing and resentfully post about how bad I was at fucking on twitter
then she sees me out and instantly begs me to fuck her
haha
Phew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9DTYOqFh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGycOOTTxsI
Setting up the most rigourous revision timetable imaginable
Will Ribena adopting a reddit flag be what finally kills it off?
>>57023585
tough break lad
remember porridge
>>57023616
thatd be great
>>57023602
Is he going to bomb the Kyary concert
>having ancestry from anywhere outside the british isles
fuck out my country rasheed
who do you think you're talking to
Poleaboo trying to activate his new flag again
>>57023580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pCZRiNgETu
>>57023555
enjoy the holes in your brain
>>57023620
>being dumb enough where you have to revise
>>57023621
on the contrary i can now easily identify his posts and victimise him more rigorously
Bonny Kate pulled up but overall successful today with the bookies for me
>>57023638
remember when he got a boner
>People are actually going to spend £600 to tie a phone to their face
>>57023556
>>57023585
Well said lads
tfw yank and can't into banter
>15 hours till it's time for work
Hope you've spent your time wisely!
>>57023474
I don't know pls help
>>57023499
Jesus, she sounds more like that when I heard her talking to her familia
>>57023612
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/i/32607180117.html
>>57023658
Fuck sake
Don't seem to be able to use non-British flags
>>57023348
Still not sure whether there's places that actually say chipper or its just a /brit/ meme
>>57023660
fap fap fap fap fap fap
>>57023648
already half doing it
gf was a commie before she met me
>>57023705
No, it only displays the name
Here's a treat from brit/pol/ last night
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W2bSrnXRHA
>>57023672
good times
>>57023697
wrong one spaz
>>57023697
>Hat man hat not for pet
what did they mean by this
>>57023688
just got off work la
>>57023705
You should use the Greater London flag.
too many people around me who dont pay attention to their pineal gland
>>57023731
Poleaboo is back to using the Lancashire flag then
>>57023733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VHkmbSxWT7
version 2
what happens here?
>>57023688
>tfw you actually enjoy your job
doing the sums on the monaco GP trip
>>57023782
bombings
>>57023782
Bombs.
New babymetal song lads
cba to link it from my phone
is she doing a depression again lads
>>57023782
It should be nuked
>inb4 that Poorthern Pishland tries to prove me wrong
>>57023779
This anon thinks flags should be based on IP address only
I'm 7 months away from being a qualified teacher, and I'm having second thoughts.
>>57023782
dominos deliveries to 11 richmund avenue
>>57023782
Terrorism
>>57023809
monaco is for gays just fyi
>>57023782
Petty terrorism, lots of racism, lots of homophobia, lots of xenophobia, lots of being white and lots of best education system in the world and also guns.
>>57023705
Reckon you should just carry on using Lancashire to piss off that other nonce
At least you've acknowledged your mistake
sister is watching keeping up with the kardashians
safe to say her third eye is remaining firmly shut
>>57023733
>>57023781
Not bad, honestly.
>>57023830
Agreed, but my IP address says I'm in Sheffield so it's wrong
>>57023814
>new
>two days old
>>57023782
People killing and bombing each other over their religious beliefs, benefit claiming, sectarian parades, ugly accents.
Just opened the third eye lads, not impressed to say the least.
>>57023782
LSD production
>>57023782
>Londonderry / Derry
