MR2 edition
crayon pop
maisie
>>57020459
nice taste
>car autist edition
not a fan
>>57020477
get a life, homo
Asuka.
>>57020455
>using underdeveloped when we were talking about undeveloped
you're the one who was wrong, pal
>>57020422
alright alright mr pajeety mctechsupport i didnt ask for your fucking life story did i
shambolic display from the lot of you tonight - dyou take me for a fool? im not reading all that
infact i havent read a word and dont plan on doing so
youve really made me angry tonight but beyond that youve just disappointed me and your mother
i want you to think about what youve done tonight and prepare an apology for tomorrow
dont talk to me until then
I like to come on /brit/ and pretend I have friends
why yes of course i'd like the journey to be both longer and more expensive than necessary
nige desu
Was waiting at the lights earlier and the lad in front of me got out and started brushing crumbs off himself
silly cunt was still doing it when it went red haha
know some people would go mad and start beeping but i wasnt in a rush and it made my day
@57020540
I like all these arguments
>>57020559
roflkek
>>57020566
fucks sake i meant to put he was still doing it when it went green, absolutely mugged myself off there
>>57020477
>>57020574
reminder
>>57020599
cant argue with those numbers desu
feels like a sunday lads
/biz/ is probably the worst board
>Man known as Faycel C who was arrested in Brussels, charged with terrorist murder, is released for lack of evidence
nice
>>57020599
FEROCIOUS ad hominem attack
>>57020512
You still trying to save face lad? Cute.
>>57020459
Is that a DeLorean
captcha:117
ty based halo
>>57020599
underdeveloped ad hominem
Started replying with "not an argument" when its not even me that was arguing
gets people right riled up
in all honesty I think my life would be worse without the internet/4chan
very schopenhauerian thread
talking to this girl on tinder that looks like a classic tumblr girl (edgy, arty, sharp eye makeup etc rather than fat dyed hair clown radical feminist though)
Will this go well if I continue chatting her up? I could do with some fema
le company some time 2bh, and she seems nice enough to talk to, I just hope she's not a raging leftist or too degenerate
>>57020628
What's bad about this? You think they should just jail people with no evidence?
Did another din din
Reply to the post after this one
>>57020624
never been on /biz/ but is it really worse than /x/?
https://twitter.com/Furries4Corbyn
>>57020653
centuries old gimmick
>tfw the most perfect girl ever moved to the other side of the world
>>57020653
started calling people samefags when i don't really think they are, ahaha
>>57020613
didn't read any of this
>>57020667
>caring about the political opinion of women
don't worry about it honestly
adam johnson's literally on suicide watch
>>57020697
haven't been on /x/ since 2009 but probably
>>57020628
is this related to the nuclear facility security guard murder after the bombings or the bombings themselves?
>>57020624
>>57020697
everybody knows /b/ is the worst lads
>>57020624
D E L E T
>>57020680
>people
What am I doing lmao
>>57020665
Quite the opposite, you'll find the thread resembles Vygotsky's circle.
What the fuck is Wales all about
bore da yno gyfaill, dw i'n mynd i fynd fulfran werdd dafad
>>57020539
Ha ha, you're so right. Also you're handsome, intelligent, funny and successful.
>>57020708
she never would have liked you anyway
why aren't muslims made to feel guilty for the arab slave trade?
>>57020759
jesus fucking christ
>>57020759
Why are you so shit at this?
>>57020711
then when they prove tthey arent just say it takes seconds to edit (you)s on paint
Thoughts?
>>57020759
show her your flaccid willy
>>57020759
>got a reply on tinder
fucking how
>>57020767
What have I told you about touching the meat?
>>57020775
Not gonna lie, she did and I fucked it up.
>>57020582
oh come here
*kisses your chakras in turn*
*brushes some cosmic dust off your third eye*
im just a bit stressed out, and you acting so unashamedly defiant in a place im meant to feel in charge - i really cant handle it right now
talk to me, please talk to me, i miss you so much, my life is an underwhelmingly thin and hollow easter egg without your creamy lindor filling x
>>57020759
stop
Threadly reminder I was right about the whole "undeveloped" thing
>>57020759
What the fuck
>>57020729
sad desu
he's just a randy lad who got famous and got easy access to fanny
>>57020729
he'll be dead by he's 40 anyway
>>57020684
good to see you are getting your omega 3s atleast lad
>>57020759
>monkey emoticon
dohohohoho
>>57020792
Kev on suicide watch.
All that driving to Dublin every week.
>>57020817
Yes it is
it being you, and is being were
>>57020779
yeah oman even had their own slave colonies in africa before the scramble happened
>>57020729
Haha, nice
>>57020852
alright lad whats it like in the isle of man lad
>>57020875
cold and miserable
>The victim of former Sunderland and ex-England footballer Adam Johnson suffered "severe psychological harm"
yeah, getting your panties rubbed in a car by a footballer you fancied and made advances towards must have been very traumatic. what a brave "rape" "survivor"
10 days to write 2000 words.
possible?
>>57020792
almost 4 years ago
>>57020897
why are you there?
>>57020897
what about them bikes tho lad
>>57020792
Now he's cold, inside and out.
>>57020806
Nothing, you should have learnt last time when I schooled you on Kierkegaardianism
something odd about her face, kinda looks like pepe
![980x490-wes-anderson-style-43-jpg-d34383ca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPdrulo.jpg "980x490-wes-anderson-style-43-jpg-d34383ca[1].jpg")
what is your onion about the films of wes anderson
>>57020918
born here lad, and the UK is just as miserable. better off being miserable at home than somewhere foreign.
>>57020759
the fact you fucked it up so much and she carried on replying shows youre on to something lad
ended up buying minestrone soup with bacon
p good
>>57020939
I said you mustn't do that, ma'am. And still you persist.
>>57020767
more of a gurdjieffian aphorism imo
>>57020898
yeah and the fact that she was involved in a huge scandal all over the news
mong
>>57020940
shit bio
drop her
>>57020949
much inbreeding?
Manx food is often very good and continues to improve. Some good restaurants and bistros can be found. Fish and chips are also popular. Crab baps are available from a kiosk on Peel Quay.
There are several varieties of Manx cheese. Boxes of Manx kippers can be ordered for delivery by post.
A local speciality worth trying is chips, cheese and gravy, similar to the Canadian dish poutine.
Another favourite available as a takeaway is a baked potato with a topping such as chili.
Also try the "Peel flapjack" from Michael Street bakers in Peel.
>>57020897
So like the rest of the british isles then?
>>57020949
do Manx people identify as british or what?
>>57020898
probs from the press and the fact they leaked her identity when they werent meant to
hes left me forever
ive fucked it
well and truly fucked it, right up the arse
nowt left to do now but take a rented yacht for a spin off the somalian coast and let allah the most merciful decide my fate
>>57020792
think you're a sad act
Could you imagine being an anarchist?
>>57020970
that isn't her bio
tinder puts random messages under their picture on that screen to try get you to message them
>>57020940
doesnt look a thing like pepe you gonna fucking chat to her or wot mate
>>57020949
>UK
>foreign
u wot pal
Oh shit lads here's an opportunity
What do I say now? Was thinking just "Chewbacca" lel
>>57020862
I have a gf
>>57021006
yes
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>57020969
she should have kept quiet then, the scandal was all her fault
>>57021018
>Chewbacca
do it
>>57021018
just stop it's already dead
>>57021006
I think they just like being angry
>>57021018
how is this girl still talking to you
>>57020970
confirmed for never had a match
>>57020981
No, just Manx.
>>57020971
Eh, not really. I'm only related to a few people in my village.
Hi /brit/,
I've got to say, I'm having a heck of a time following this thread. So please bear with me. I'm just wondering, how much alcohol do you consume per week?
Sincere Thanks,
anon
>>57021037
The USA isn't in the EU m8
>>57020898
>tfw hear slags in work defending adam johnson and saying she was asking for it
At least they're not SJWs.
>>57021023
I can sort that out, no problem. In return though, I need you to get me a disabled-parking sticker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8
Had this bloody song stuck in my head days lads.
What's the best car I can buy for £4k?
>>57021035
GONNA LISTEN TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF TUNES FROM THE "OPAL TAPES" LABEL WHICH I RECOMMEND YOU CHECK OUT AND THEN IM GONNA HAVE A WANK AND PROBABLY JUST PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND ALL THAT SHIT MIGHT GET A PIZZA TOO EVEN THOUGH MY DADS MAKIN SOME SHIT LATER LOL
>>57021016
what should i message her then
it's the hand that reminded me of pepe
Nu-male gets heemed.
Pretty shit to just sucker punch someone like that though.
>>57021018
"you look like someone whod give me their number"
*banishes you to the shadow realm*
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>>57021101
buy THIS *unzips dick*
Adam johnson got twice as long in prison as an ACTUAL rapist ched evans!
whats the gayest thing you guys have done?
>let a couple of gay blokes basically cuddle me at a club a few months ago
Not even gay, just affection deprived
>>57021013
>>57021064
mine doesn't do that
>>57020613
But we laugh at nu-males in the West even more than Asians.
At least Asians its expected.
AsianMasculinity is great banter to read. Really is.
>>57021072
hello oldfriend
>>57021103
what does her bio say, anything interesting going on in her other pics
>>57021114
nu uh, I have a force field
>>57021110
>heemed
don't understand how this word comes from the phrase 'he sleepy'
>>57021110
why did he do that
>>57021037
gf just sent me this
>>57020708
Don't worry lad. The Aussies are gonna be servicing her way better than you ever could ;^).
>>57021132
when I was about 4 I used to fiddle my cousin's willy and he would fiddle mine
i also used to make him put his bum in my face
>>57021110
>casual against terror
sums up the alt-right
>>57021102
Sounds like pretty good day desu
>>57021110
on one hand yes on the other hand all leftists need to be executed so a punch is nothing really
>>57021071
>No, just Manx.
if like an American or something asked you where you were from would you tell them you were Manx and just try to explain what the fuck that means?
>>57021006
>dat pvc dress
hhnnnggg
too bad she's a bit of a munter
>>57021110
Why do his glasses zoom away at the speed of light to the left of the frame?
>>57021132
licked my mates ear once
said itd be really cool to be bi but im not cause im straight
once said i was probably 1 out of 6 on the gay scale
almost fancied a bloke but then realised they had a cock and itd just be fucking disgusting and not as good as shagging a bird (lol sorry homos)
>>57021149
just her insta and her snapchat
pictures are the same couple but some have that snapchat dog filter on them
bit boring really
>>57021148
Hi :) I'm trying to learn what millennial values are.
>setting a meetup to grab a coffee and chat with a female this week
>>57021211
probably related to the fist zooming in from the right
>>57021110
Saw on the bbc news at 6 yesterday brown lads jumping up and down on the flowers at the memorial with some arab flag (think it was palestine but loads of their flags look similar)
funny how big men like this dont even try and touch them
Would you kill yourself if you were him? He is eligible for parole in 2042.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bUJBwKxU4
>Gibraltar
>Northern Ireland
>Isle of Man
>Jersey
When are they going to allow bummers to marry lads?
>>57021171
>leaving the EU means breaking alliances
silly goose
>>57021237
drinks > coffee
>>57021221
"so what are you thinking about?"
just say that go from there, might work
>>57021089
She was. We say 15 year olds are responsible enough to understand the consequences of their actions when they commit crime. Why aren't they responsible enough to understand the consequences of sex?
>>57021114
You're not funny, put me back.
>>57021110
>Nu-male
What
>>57021071
>No, just Manx.
Pete Kennaugh and Mark Cavendish would disagree m8
>>57021173
>Here police-lad, give us a good chuckle when I stick my finger up at you and a camera in your face, and I'll make you live forever on the internet as a meme among some neckbearded virgins.
>Alright lad, make it snappy though me chips are gettin cold though eh ha ha
>>57021237
Drinks > coffee
>>57021253
Isn't he blind and shit now
>>57021256
Never. The last bastions of Britishness
>>57021204
Yeah. I just say we're Gaelic and live on an island between Britain and Ireland.
>Actually got told that my country didn't exist and that I was making it up
wew
inside me beats the heart of a hardened criminal
Listening to a mad song mash-up and I heard some nonsensical words, could well be a new language
"Yinaè Pyarolta,Yinaè Pyarolta dyanoo"
>>57021267
>>57021284
She's 17, I'm 18
>>57020898
If he was a paki you'd be fuming
>>57021110
Quite a barbaric display desu
>>57021194
Wish there were anti-islam marches that weren't full of literal neo-nazi football hooligans
>wow look at these muslims, theyre violent towards native europeans who dont agree with their political opinions!
>Whats that, a white lad punched a native european in the face because he didnt agree with his political opinions? wooo, haha waheyy sometimes you gotta be violent!!!
t. altright
>>57021292
>Northern Ireland
>British
edgelord detected
WELL THAT'S FUCKING EASTER WEEKEND OVER PRETTY MUCH, GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK AND DO PRODUCTIVE SHIT FOR MOVING INTO A HOUSE GETTING NEW JOB, STILL NOT GOT A SHAG AHAH FUCKSAKE
>>57021310
nonce
>>57021132
let some guy stick his head under my t shirt and lick my nipple at a clud a month or two ago
>>57021256
>I Love Man
>no gay marriage
whats the deal with that
>>57021256
I think they're trying to get the laws put in place for that.
Why are atheist arguments always so childish?
>"hahaha the deepest level of people's faith and spirituality? Lol like the Easter bunny and Santa lol"
what's a film that will give me a real feel for what life in britain is like?
>>57021310
>I'm 18
HAHAHAHAHAHA
doing a read
@57021310
You fucking peado
LADS ADAM JOHNSON GOT OUT OF JAIL
CALL THE GUARDA
>when you fail to bring fascism to England and your son likes dressing up as women and being spanked and your grandson dies of a heroin overdose.
>>57021343
theists are homos
recently accepted that i'll be alone all my life. not everything can be happy i suppose. cosmic balance and shit i guess.
>>57021343
What wars have been started once religion recently? I mean actually over religion not political conflicts between religious groups
>>57021316
Yeah I'd be fuming that a paki was in Britain to begin with
How do I decide on a new computer lads? don't want to get jewed on some worthless shit
>>57021344
When the Wind Blows.
>>57021344
Mondays in the Sun
>>57021375
BEADY
>>57021275
>make a law that says you have to be 16 to have sex
>under 16s have sex
>not punished for it
do the crime do the time
>>57021343
Strawman
>>57021375
wish I could go grew a thick moustache and not look like a hipster dickhead
>>57021344
the worlds end
attack the block
Hmm I'm moving in with a friend but I got another friend who says he's quite worried that he might be getting too into drugs and now that I think about it he always has tons of drugs on him (weed, md, coke) all the time so getting a bit worried myself to be honest lads
I do drugs and everything but he probably does them a lot more than I do heh :\ Like he might actually have a real problem, apparently he moodswings all the time at work cause he's coming down etc etc.
Worried.
>>57021344
Bloody Sunday (2001?)
>I'm 18
>>57021390
Go to pc parts picker and build it, then pack my xbox in to a padded box and send it to me
>>57021173
bullshit, this pic is from a video filmed by one of the actors in 'people just do nothing.
your gf doesnt exist
>>57021390
buy the ipad pro you fucking billionaire cunt
>>57021275
From adam johnsons browsing history it showed he looked up the age of consent in the uk
also texts between them show he explicitly asked how old she was
Why just because hes a rich and successful footballer should he be allowed to knowingly break the law and get away with it? Not a fan of one rule for them and one rule for the rest of us
>>57021390
Macbook Pro
Simple as that.
>>57021426
Just tell him to keep it under control
>People who can't hack their drug use
S M H
>>57021343
how he is wrong? if some old wankers created a hierarchical power structure around father christmas you'd be praising him instead of sky-gandalf. not much of a difference really.
>>57021443
kurrupt fm yeah
>>57021427
>When people say Britain, they mean England
>>57021318
only way the right is going to take real power is through violent revolution so if a punch disturbs you you might want to stick to the left
>>57021430
Is this a new meme?
>>57021375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
I like what Mosley said but for some reason methinks most of it is very idealistic
>>57021384
>What wars have been started once religion recently?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25471361
Muslims don't just fight other religions.
Muslims go to war with other Muslims for being the wrong kind of Muslim.
Religion is also the primary reason that North and Rep of Ireland are split in their desire to stay/leave the UK.
Just point to any region on Earth and there's a religious conflict there
>>57021459
The Wind That Shakes the Barley (2006?)
>>57021390
Know the first thing about computers? buy individual parts and make it yourself.
know nothing and think logos make a difference? buy a mac.
>>57021478
yeah everyone here is 30+
>if only religion didn't exist, there would be no wars
>Oswald Mosley
>>57021478
>Is this a new meme?
Shouldn't you be on /b/ or 9gag, kid?
>>57020459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFa6I9KN63Q
Listening to real lad music, lads.
>>57021467
Say that to my face and not online and itll be a punch disturbing you from the right to the left as your head violenty revolves
>>57021491
>>57021344
Probably The Inbetweeners.
Apocalypse Now is literally a 10/10 until you get to Marlon Brando, then the film turns shit
>>57021490
Do upper class Englishmen still have that nice of an accent?
>>57021467
if you want violent revolution fuck off to some shitty african country thats had numerous military coups in the last few decades and then get back to me on how much fun you had
>>57021491
>>57021390
get a tablet with a keyboard
>>57021568
Marlon Brando was a faggot that sucked black dick for art photography
>>57021530
>implying you weren't on 4chan at 18
this 21-24 yr old hegemony is a bit elitist 2bh
>>57021572
yeh sort of
>>57021566
Hate when normies say 'skins is what people want school life to be like, the inbetweeners is what it's actually like'
All of them spoke to girls regularly. Absolutely mental and unrealistic
>>57021344
children of men
>>57021591
yeah okay lad keep voting I'm sure UKIP will get in any day now
Might unironically eat dinner now lmao
>>57021500
what about if i know nothing but dont think logos make a difference
checkmate atheists
>>57021491
>implying those aren't political conflicts with religious overtones
>>57021572
Most people in the south
(including me)
>>57021344
Skins generation 3. Generation 1 was weak, generation 2 was unreal, 3 is realistic.
just woke up lads
feels a bit shit desu
>>57021621
FOAL
>>57021521
we would have wars for worthwhile reasons instead
>>57021621
Sounds like you're just a dweeb then
>>57021621
Nah Inbetweeners is pretty accurate
I talked to a lot of girls and fucked things up on the regular
Still got a shag somehow
>>57021616
I was on 4chan at 14 and I'm 21 now wahey
>>57021665
so would i if i lived in lincolnshire
>>57021572
Kind of. It's a little different, now. I don't quite know why it changed and I understand even less why the change was minor.
>>57021572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTSo1uB22c
This is posh as it gets nowadays really.
>>57021616
Because we found 4chan, probably /b/ when it was actually not terrible around 07/8, and are still here just from habit. You found 4chan in fucking 2012 when it was and still is fucking terrible
>>57021559
>>57021601
>You can't show me an example of a war over religion
>Oh shit he found one. Better just fedora post him.
Nice counterargument lads. Never said there'd be 0 war without religion
>>57021675
Ah yes like the wars in the Middle East ah yes impressive
>>57021171
name 1 country in the EU currently that fought with us for the entire war without being conquered or changing sides.
>>57021621
I'm 26 and I've watched one episode of skins and one of inbetweeners, they were both fucking shit, can't believe normies consume such garbage, people born in the 90s are the worst
What did he mean by this?
>>57021633
would rather have the green party in power than violent revolution as im not an idiot who thinks itd be a good idea
>>57021705
/b/ was still shit in 2007 though
we were just too young to know better
