Rover the limit edition.
crayon pop
>>57017520
First for finnish girls
our nige
just lopped my willy off. ask me anything
Janny's got his finger on the trigger
and he's ready to squeeze
Asuka.
feeling a little chilly lads
Xth for storm crane
as demeaning as the whole process is, completing my jobsearch gave me such a feeling of accomplishment that i almost felt like my life had purpose
feel quite good about myself now
>>57017580
What is the indefinite integral of the function f(x) = x^x, with respect to x?
>you should be able to solve this!
>>57017592
where have you been?
>>57017592
BLACK COCK
going out lads
until next time
TOPICAL
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
^^^ ^^^
On a scale of one to ten, how funny is this man?
>>57017618
x squared
>>57017618
Tfw only got a C in maths
cara 2bh lads
>>57017640
fuck haven't played this in yonks
>>57017652
not/10
>>57017664
same here
did the foundation paper in year 10 and passed, so I didn't have to do maths in year 11 and spent all the would-be maths lessons bantering with the lads
what's the weather like
>>57017652
*squeeky laughter*
HOLD TIGHT FOR THE DRUM AND BASS MASSIVE
BIG IN THIS TING
>>57017607
Poleaboo warns you the whole process will destroy your self esteem in a few more month, I'd put the figure at 3
h-hi, i-is this the anime thread?
>>57017685
GET IN HERE THEN LA
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
>>57017739
already am. kev x
>>57017652
7/10 maybe? It's been a while since I've seen any of his standup but occasionally he will drop a line when he is hosting 8 out of 10 cats or Big Fat Quiz that is really sharp. You can tell he is very quick-witted.
Quite enjoy his appearances on QI as well 2bh.
sad but also horny x
>>57017739
fuck off
got a dire rear after diarrhea
Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.
Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
>tfw cucked by Stormzy
>>57017735
>>57017776
Excellent posts.
I'm glad the rapes at Rotterdam are rover
>>57017776
What's wrong? x
>>57017765
I think his own jokes alright but some of the jokes he has to read out on 8 out of 10 cats (which I imagine are written by other people) are dire
he had an IQ of 136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smLYgadzAHI
>>57017800
Too bimbo-ish for me.
How are you supposed to listen to music while running? I had ear bud music things but they always fly out, and I'd imagine if I brought my headset the same damn thing would happen
>>57017630
Uni, trying to renormalise and make something of my life.
>>57017631
Calling the anime police.
doing a BIG POO
>>57017851
Bender detected
>>57017735
>>57017679
>>57017592
all outstanding posts
>>57017723
bucks composed a very violent and antagonistic retaliation about forcing your thumbs down your throat but has elected instead to thank poleaboo for the warning and ask what drove him to get flags
doing a jig
>>57017797
Sounds good as long as we nuke Pakistan too.
Sometimes I wonder if people become normies and just completely stop browsing 4chan. Like if your life gradually transitioned to normality where you had a job, an apartment, responsibilities, offline hobbies, a gf, friends, social engagements, would you really find time to spend a few hours shitposting on 4chan?
I mean I'm severely addicted and have been for many years now but I reckon I could leave it all behind if my life was suddenly not shit.
>>57017679
Very excellent good post.
getting jiggy with it
>>57017864
I'm comfortable with my sexuality and nothing you can say will change that.
Good day.
>>57017839
their plane got fucked up
>>57017906
what if I tell you I have a great willy
how do you know you're not in a coma?
>>57017853
>trying to renormalise and make something of my life.
I hope you resisted the temptation
>>57017852
You can get ones with plastic things that go behind your ears and keep them in place.
>>57017870
>>57017891
good lads
Ragnars been acting very strange this season
think he's lost the plot
>>57017888
4chan is just a surrogate for actual friends, if you had them you wouldn't need it.
>>57017891
Why are you posting with your trip on so frequently of late? I'm beginning to think you're not the real banter and that your trip has (finally) been cracked.
we should be nuking all the pakis already in this country before nuking anything else i reckon
>>57017943
CANT WAKE UP
>>57017852
ear buds are shite, i still use these things. use the foam coverings to get a tight fit.
>>57017836
>IQ of 136
>terrorist
Oxymoron
>>57017977
>>57017765
> It's been a while since I've seen any of his standup
He's done one recently and it doesn't disappoint
>>57017994
Disagree, spent the last 3 days with 3 different groups of m8s and I still shitpost all the time
the real losers here automatically assume everyone else is as bad as them
>>57017825
feeling like no one likes me and all my friends are growing away from me x
>>57017888
>apartment
foy
need ideas for what to eat lads
Little bit sad because I don't know where my cat is and I'm about to go to bed
Probably hiding inside somewhere
>>57018078
toast
>>57018009
My trip was cracked long ago anyway, here is my original new gimmick as some kind of proof.
fucking japs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAz1gnXCTQc
wonder how kev spent his easter
>>57018057
*presses the square button*
>>57017888
i stopped coming so much when i got a gf
plan to stop altogether once i get a job
>>57018078
well if you really want something to grind and mash into moist crumbly bits and pieces between your molars you could make a start with my bollocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1JHaRMsbjE
>>57018105
dont give a fuck if you believe me,
stay in your bubble
>>57018154
shit tunes
what's the official animal of england?
Had a dream that some Syrian migrants moved into the area. They got scooped trying to steal shit but then my dog started barking and led me to one of them that was hiding from the police. Turned out it was an 8'5" woman. She started chasing me but I tripped her up with a washing line and then threw a monkey wrench and hit her in the face. Then she got arrested. Even my dreams are racist these days.
>>57018113
Riiiight...
>>57018058
I feel the exact same way. Do you feel like you're growing away from them, too? x
JOKE TIME
my dad told me he gave up his drinking habit.
guess that explains why he's so thirsty all the time!
>>57017955
I've tried.
can't think of what to post
>>57018197
Lion ofc
>>57018228
just reply to me - thats the golden rule
need a thick gf
https://youtu.be/4D1d8ipjblE
>>57014457
>Had a dream about sex just last night
>Woke up the second foreplay began
>>57018210
a little bit x
don't even see them or talk to them that much anymore
>>57018197
runts
>>57018228
>think of
it's think have m8
6hrs until I need to wake up for work
There's nothing in my life except my cat lads. tfw no gf is a LOT easier than tfw no life
>>57018244
I don't want to
Oh wait
>>57018243
but there are no lions in britain
>>57018174
gay mong
>>57018245
thick girls mentioned
>>57018097
how long is this gif
>>57018265
Same. Don't have any good advice, sorry, it's a horrible thing to have happen :( x
want to buy a new computer with a 27 inch screen
>>57018290
wrong
>>57018322
you'll regret it. big screens are hard on the eyes
Look at this very smug toad pretending that he is more than just a toad, and is actually the leading member of the nazi party.
>>57018308
Long as my dick.
>>57018288
>>57018201
dont like your tone
stop being so rude to me
>>57018345
nah
>>57018197
there are several
>>57018218
back out you go
What is a ballpark figure for the number of job applications a total fucking loser (unemployable tier) would have to fire off before getting some kind of interest from an employer (e.g an interview, a callback, any sign of hope)?
Asking for a mate.
taking a stand
>>57018296
would be heavenly to drink her milk
>>57018033
good lad
>>57018296
lads my dad said he gave up on his drinking habit
guess that explains why he's thirsty all the time! wheey!
>>57018366
5-25
>>57018296
who is this spunky monkey
On 14 wanks for the 4 days of easter so far
at least another 2 in me today
>>57018078
caviar you billionaire shite
>>57018408
Thanks denmark you have given me some hope.
Good morning lids
>>57018428
Jesus is crying
![20160329_002840[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6DgmpAV.jpg "20160329_002840[1].jpg")
check out this bad boy lads
>>57018366
About 250
Not even memeing
>>57018428
you're are destroying you're prostate
American """"badgers"""""
never wanked before
bit frightened by the prospect
always have to tell the lads I do it every day
I'm a stone cold liar haha
>>57018356
i promise im sorry
Taking my little brothers to the park later. :))
>>57018425
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
>>57018442
crying out for more cum the bender lmao
>>57018500
Nonce
>>57018516
Well yeah, you didn't let me finish my post
>>57018439
a Yank just said goodnight about an hour ago and now you're saying good morning haha
>>57018495
im crying a bit but i'll forgive you
>>57018362
Let me back in please.
>>57018508
>Real Estate Agent
>>57018517
Shameful post
Ivanka has given birth to a beautiful jewish baby lads
http://strawpoll.me/7208814
>>57018588
We lost a lot of good men. A lot of bad ones too so I'm not mourning too much.
>>57017888
I'm a normie, started coming on here when I was 14 and just played games all day. I'm 22 now, I've got a flat, full time office job, lots of friends all over the world, girls that I shag but no gf, but I still come on here to shitpost because it makes me happy.
>>57018588
well deserved
post more of our margaret its all youre good for
>>57018484
I didn't wank until my late 20s, which was funnily enough AFTER I'd had sex and a blowie a few times in the preceding months.
I honestly don't know what was wrong with me I'm odd sometimes.
>>57018565
You must present your abnormie qualifications now i'm afraid
>>57018617
all i did was make a /brit/ thread like a second after another one was made and got spamming/flooding for it
>>57018620
maisie
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-28/great-barrier-reef-coral-bleaching-95-per-cent-north-section/7279338
seriously now why does no one care about the planet dying
we are all fucked
>>57018484
low test
>>57018654
not an argument
>>57018639
Watching anime, and got mummy to make me lunch just now.
>>57018607
she reminds me of my old oneitis
Who /r/The_Donald here?
really can't wait for my next night out lads
feel like it's the only thing i enjoy these days
>>57018673
That's are janny. I wonder who hurt him.
>>57018673
>>57018588
>last night
I thought bans were alot longer than that?
Doing a sad
but that's like a piss in the ocean here ey
>Who /r/The_Donald here?
>>57018684
>my old oneitis
what is she like 85 lmao?
>>57018708
He's the janny, not the banny
>>57018685
>American politics
>>57018729
Me 2bh.
if bruce jenner wasn't a rich tranny freak he would have spent 6 years in prison for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjLXbNVPwug
but there's no law for the rich
>>57018737
she is no longer my oneitis
>>57018755
nice ad hominem attack
>>57018701
silly silly man
>>57018705
wew
>>57018708
dunno what you're talking about sir, i served my time
>>57017878
Poleaboo just fancied a bit of a change and this was the biggest change he was capable of
Yes, my dad is going to make me a coffee and hot cross buns LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM RIGHT HERE LADS
arya dies this season
>>57018786
why would you care about american politics
sick of hearing about it
>>57018792
One step at a time.
>>57018823
about time
Haha I think it was a good night last night!! Excellent!!
>>57018825
good strawman
Caitlyn Jenner commands $100k per appearance/engagement
Bruce got 1/4 of that
This "transformation" was purely a business decision. Still has a cock for christ sake.
>>57018812
Mum made me that yesterday, and this morning she made me a fry up with stuff from the farm shop and a coffee too
X
used to wank to this as kid
>>57018786
It's literally what /int/ thrives on
>>57018823
BTFO
MAISIE WILLIAMS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>57018792
welcome to the gang
there is another lancashire but i havent seen hide nor hair of him for a good few days
Going to go and make a meme coffee. I'm getting shakes from the withdrawal.
Want a (you) RIGHT NOW
>>57018789
what happened last night pal?
>57018891
there you go friend
>>57018843
>step 2 - install Tails and Tor
>step 3 - buy a handgun
>step 4 - kill target 1 and her housemates
>step 5 - kill target 2 and her family
>step 6 - go to the uni and just go HAM boosting my score
@57018891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrRzW-Yqog
>>57018774
I bet the tories did this
>>57018869
bruce jenner is a beautiful elegant dutch woman desu
57018891
you have to promise not to banter me for the rest of the day first
>>57018909
Bit harsh mate.
>>57018892
just the average new thread shitstorm i think
i made a new one at the same time as someone else accidentally and he unleashed his wrath upon me
Business idea: Halloumi bites, like crisps but with pieces of halloumi
>57018891
yes the aussie wants to lick and slurp that hard (you) swallow it bitch choke on it rarrrghhhyh
alri pakis haha
@57018891
only give (You)s to anime desu
my arms are quite tanned but no where else is for some reason
Do you reckon /brit/ is like a couple of house lads at the pub drinking a few pints like or some nasally snotty kids hanging out at a free house smoking what they think is marijuana
I'MGETTINGMADABOUTNO(you)LADS
>>57018924
another embarrassing soros funded campaign
this creepy old hungarian zionist is desperate to keep trump out of the white house
*screeching*
>>57018682
Not good enough, polices have been changed I'm afraid.
>>57018924
maybe the worst piece of propaganda ever made
Still watching LoGH.
>Yfw there are actual human beings on this planet right now who look at this car and say:
>"Yo blad that is sick man we is gonna pick up so many gurls in Asda car-park cruisin in that thing senpai they is gonna cream themselves y'get me?"
anyone getting tickets?
What size shoe do you wear?
>>57018919
A step or 5 too far
>>57019031
Literally haven't been out with another human in weeks ngl desu imo tbf la.
*raises a very interesting point*.
>>57019049
Just what the doc ordered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
getting some lunch x
>>57018919
might take this to the lancashire police and tell em it was the other poster for a laff
>>57018919
do not buy guns online
none of them are real
>>57018924
feels like a shitty SNL sketch
lol at the fat bird literally crying
>>57018682
which anime lol
>>57019113
np x
>>57019070
>>57019117
What you having
Having some bacon, halloumi and Bavarian sausage rn myself
>>57019098
Your visa has been approved. Enjoy your stay.
>>57019070
Mate that car is sick it's a fucking rad ironymobile
>>57019087
mens 8
before you say it, i'm 6'1
>>57019120
None of them?
>>57019106
ah, yes, yes, of course.
*smokes cigar*
>>57019078
Thought this said 'Dadvice' and mused to myself "haha, what a clever portmanteau"
ITT: not arguments
>>57019087
child's size 9
>>57019168
>8
How embarrassing.
![B0lCVXOIMAIkApR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O5HysYN.jpg "B0lCVXOIMAIkApR[1].jpg")
>>57019146
David Icke appeared to me in a dream and told me to vote UKIP...
Not sure how to feel about this
>>57019170
ok lol
>>57019173
it's more than likely you will run in to a police sting
no markets even allow weapons anymore i don't think
*slams pint down on table*
if you ask me its the bloody tories
Getting some weird Deja view
I think deja view is just your brain releasing some sort of chemical neuron science fuckery that makes you think you're more familiar with shit than you actually are
>>57019116
fuck left marry right kill middle
>>57019106
*peers over top of FT*
*nods in agreement*
*puffs smoke out of pipe*
>>57019087
41 (UK7)
>>57019178
not an argument
>>57019204
fuck off literal clown
just had day jar view while reading /brit/ lads
>>57019221
*picks up your glass and slides a beer mat under it*
RIP Kev 1990-2016.
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
bit of easter monday fun :)
