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Rover the limit edition.
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crayon pop
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>>57017520
First for finnish girls
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our nige
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just lopped my willy off. ask me anything
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Janny's got his finger on the trigger
and he's ready to squeeze
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Asuka.
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feeling a little chilly lads
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Xth for storm crane
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as demeaning as the whole process is, completing my jobsearch gave me such a feeling of accomplishment that i almost felt like my life had purpose
feel quite good about myself now
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>>57017580
What is the indefinite integral of the function f(x) = x^x, with respect to x?

>you should be able to solve this!
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>>57017592
where have you been?
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>>57017592
BLACK COCK
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going out lads

until next time
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TOPICAL

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157


^^^ ^^^
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On a scale of one to ten, how funny is this man?
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>>57017618
x squared
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>>57017618
Tfw only got a C in maths
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cara 2bh lads
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>>57017640
fuck haven't played this in yonks
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>>57017652
not/10
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>>57017664
same here

did the foundation paper in year 10 and passed, so I didn't have to do maths in year 11 and spent all the would-be maths lessons bantering with the lads
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what's the weather like
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>>57017652
*squeeky laughter*
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HOLD TIGHT FOR THE DRUM AND BASS MASSIVE

BIG IN THIS TING
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>>57017607
Poleaboo warns you the whole process will destroy your self esteem in a few more month, I'd put the figure at 3
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h-hi, i-is this the anime thread?
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>>57017685
GET IN HERE THEN LA

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
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>>57017739
already am. kev x
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>>57017652
7/10 maybe? It's been a while since I've seen any of his standup but occasionally he will drop a line when he is hosting 8 out of 10 cats or Big Fat Quiz that is really sharp. You can tell he is very quick-witted.

Quite enjoy his appearances on QI as well 2bh.
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sad but also horny x
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>>57017739
fuck off
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got a dire rear after diarrhea
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Once devoted Muslims carry out their next major strike on America, the Mecca plan should be carried out without hesitation or warning. No Hiroshima class atomic wimp-weapon will do, only the 1,000 times more powerful hydrogen fusion device will work for this important job. To be done correctly, a grid of 9 of our most powerful Hydrogen bombs (3x3, every 12 miles, the black stone at the center) are set off at the surface to be as dirty as possible, rendering the entire region uninhabitable for the next few decades. The strike is then repeated every 5 years or so if any kind of clean-up is attempted. Medina needs one too, to prevent Arabs from declaring the transference of the holy site to the secondary location, but Mecca needs to be thoroughly ‘glassified’.

Muslims will thereby learn by force-feeding that their hateful God (Allah) cannot protect them and is a figment of their collective imagination, and millions will leave the failed cult. Nothing harms an Arab more than humiliation and defeat. They sincerely believe that their most-powerful Allah has promised to protect and preserve Mecca, and so their false faith in the Pagan deity will crumble with the meteorite in the intense heat and pressure of a fusion fireball. Can a billion Moslems worldwide face radioactive glass 5 times a day and still take it seriously, I don’t think so, or at least not over the long term. Cut off the head and the snake will still squirm for a while, but it will soon stop. In addition, by preventing Muslims from -ever- performing one of the pillars (requirements) of Islam, we block their way to paradise, but thereby actually save them from real hell (Islam is hell-on-earth is this life, and brings only sorrow and torment in the next). When the time comes, by all means, Nuke Mecca, …but do it right.
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>tfw cucked by Stormzy
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>>57017735
>>57017776
Excellent posts.
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I'm glad the rapes at Rotterdam are rover
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>>57017776
What's wrong? x
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>>57017765
I think his own jokes alright but some of the jokes he has to read out on 8 out of 10 cats (which I imagine are written by other people) are dire
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he had an IQ of 136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smLYgadzAHI
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>>57017800
Too bimbo-ish for me.
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How are you supposed to listen to music while running? I had ear bud music things but they always fly out, and I'd imagine if I brought my headset the same damn thing would happen
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>>57017630
Uni, trying to renormalise and make something of my life.
>>57017631
Calling the anime police.
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doing a BIG POO
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>>57017851
Bender detected
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>>57017735
>>57017679
>>57017592
all outstanding posts
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>>57017723
bucks composed a very violent and antagonistic retaliation about forcing your thumbs down your throat but has elected instead to thank poleaboo for the warning and ask what drove him to get flags
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doing a jig
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>>57017797
Sounds good as long as we nuke Pakistan too.
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Sometimes I wonder if people become normies and just completely stop browsing 4chan. Like if your life gradually transitioned to normality where you had a job, an apartment, responsibilities, offline hobbies, a gf, friends, social engagements, would you really find time to spend a few hours shitposting on 4chan?

I mean I'm severely addicted and have been for many years now but I reckon I could leave it all behind if my life was suddenly not shit.
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>>57017679
Very excellent good post.
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getting jiggy with it
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>>57017864
I'm comfortable with my sexuality and nothing you can say will change that.

Good day.
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>>57017839

their plane got fucked up
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>>57017906
what if I tell you I have a great willy
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how do you know you're not in a coma?
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>>57017853
>trying to renormalise and make something of my life.

I hope you resisted the temptation
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>>57017852
You can get ones with plastic things that go behind your ears and keep them in place.
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>>57017870
>>57017891
good lads
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Ragnars been acting very strange this season
think he's lost the plot
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>>57017888
4chan is just a surrogate for actual friends, if you had them you wouldn't need it.
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>>57017891
Why are you posting with your trip on so frequently of late? I'm beginning to think you're not the real banter and that your trip has (finally) been cracked.
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we should be nuking all the pakis already in this country before nuking anything else i reckon
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>>57017943

CANT WAKE UP
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>>57017852

ear buds are shite, i still use these things. use the foam coverings to get a tight fit.
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>>57017836
>IQ of 136
>terrorist

Oxymoron
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>>57017977
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>>57017765
> It's been a while since I've seen any of his standup

He's done one recently and it doesn't disappoint
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>>57017994
Disagree, spent the last 3 days with 3 different groups of m8s and I still shitpost all the time

the real losers here automatically assume everyone else is as bad as them
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>>57017825
feeling like no one likes me and all my friends are growing away from me x
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>>57017888
>apartment
foy
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need ideas for what to eat lads
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Little bit sad because I don't know where my cat is and I'm about to go to bed

Probably hiding inside somewhere
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>>57018078
toast
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>>57018009
My trip was cracked long ago anyway, here is my original new gimmick as some kind of proof.
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fucking japs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAz1gnXCTQc
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wonder how kev spent his easter
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>>57018057
*presses the square button*
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>>57017888
i stopped coming so much when i got a gf
plan to stop altogether once i get a job
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>>57018078
well if you really want something to grind and mash into moist crumbly bits and pieces between your molars you could make a start with my bollocks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1JHaRMsbjE
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>>57018105
dont give a fuck if you believe me,
stay in your bubble
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>>57018154
shit tunes
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what's the official animal of england?
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Had a dream that some Syrian migrants moved into the area. They got scooped trying to steal shit but then my dog started barking and led me to one of them that was hiding from the police. Turned out it was an 8'5" woman. She started chasing me but I tripped her up with a washing line and then threw a monkey wrench and hit her in the face. Then she got arrested. Even my dreams are racist these days.
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>>57018113
Riiiight...
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>>57018058
I feel the exact same way. Do you feel like you're growing away from them, too? x
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JOKE TIME

my dad told me he gave up his drinking habit.

guess that explains why he's so thirsty all the time!
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>>57017955
I've tried.
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can't think of what to post
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>>57018197

Lion ofc
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>>57018228
just reply to me - thats the golden rule
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need a thick gf
https://youtu.be/4D1d8ipjblE
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>>57014457
>Had a dream about sex just last night
>Woke up the second foreplay began
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>>57018210
a little bit x
don't even see them or talk to them that much anymore
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>>57018197
runts

>>57018228
>think of
it's think have m8
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>>57018244
ok
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6hrs until I need to wake up for work

There's nothing in my life except my cat lads. tfw no gf is a LOT easier than tfw no life
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>>57018244
I don't want to

Oh wait
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>>57018243
but there are no lions in britain
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>>57018174
gay mong
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>>57018245
thick girls mentioned
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>>57018097
how long is this gif
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>>57018265
Same. Don't have any good advice, sorry, it's a horrible thing to have happen :( x
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want to buy a new computer with a 27 inch screen
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>>57018290
wrong
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>>57018322
you'll regret it. big screens are hard on the eyes
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Look at this very smug toad pretending that he is more than just a toad, and is actually the leading member of the nazi party.

>>57018308
Long as my dick.
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>>57018288
>>57018201
dont like your tone
stop being so rude to me
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>>57018345
nah
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>>57018197
there are several
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>>57018218
back out you go
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What is a ballpark figure for the number of job applications a total fucking loser (unemployable tier) would have to fire off before getting some kind of interest from an employer (e.g an interview, a callback, any sign of hope)?

Asking for a mate.
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taking a stand
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>>57018296

would be heavenly to drink her milk
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>>57018033
good lad
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>>57018296
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lads my dad said he gave up on his drinking habit

guess that explains why he's thirsty all the time! wheey!
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>>57018366
5-25
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>>57018296
who is this spunky monkey
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On 14 wanks for the 4 days of easter so far

at least another 2 in me today
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>>57018078
caviar you billionaire shite
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>>57018408
Thanks denmark you have given me some hope.
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Good morning lids
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>>57018428
Jesus is crying
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check out this bad boy lads
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>>57018366

About 250

Not even memeing
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>>57018428
you're are destroying you're prostate
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American """"badgers"""""
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never wanked before
bit frightened by the prospect
always have to tell the lads I do it every day
I'm a stone cold liar haha
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>>57018356
i promise im sorry
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Taking my little brothers to the park later. :))
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>>57018425
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
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>>57018442

crying out for more cum the bender lmao
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>>57018500
Nonce
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>>57018516
Well yeah, you didn't let me finish my post
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>>57018439
a Yank just said goodnight about an hour ago and now you're saying good morning haha
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>>57018495
im crying a bit but i'll forgive you
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>>57018362
Let me back in please.
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>>57018508
>Real Estate Agent
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>>57018517
Shameful post
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Ivanka has given birth to a beautiful jewish baby lads
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http://strawpoll.me/7208814
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>>57018588
We lost a lot of good men. A lot of bad ones too so I'm not mourning too much.
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>>57017888
I'm a normie, started coming on here when I was 14 and just played games all day. I'm 22 now, I've got a flat, full time office job, lots of friends all over the world, girls that I shag but no gf, but I still come on here to shitpost because it makes me happy.
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>>57018588
well deserved
post more of our margaret its all youre good for
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>>57018484
I didn't wank until my late 20s, which was funnily enough AFTER I'd had sex and a blowie a few times in the preceding months.

I honestly don't know what was wrong with me I'm odd sometimes.
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>>57018565
You must present your abnormie qualifications now i'm afraid
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>>57018617
all i did was make a /brit/ thread like a second after another one was made and got spamming/flooding for it

>>57018620
maisie
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-28/great-barrier-reef-coral-bleaching-95-per-cent-north-section/7279338

seriously now why does no one care about the planet dying

we are all fucked
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>>57018484

low test
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>>57018654
not an argument
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>>57018639
Watching anime, and got mummy to make me lunch just now.
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>>57018607
she reminds me of my old oneitis
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Who /r/The_Donald here?
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really can't wait for my next night out lads

feel like it's the only thing i enjoy these days
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>>57018673
That's are janny. I wonder who hurt him.
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>>57018673
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>>57018588
>last night

I thought bans were alot longer than that?
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Doing a sad

but that's like a piss in the ocean here ey
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>Who /r/The_Donald here?
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>>57018684
>my old oneitis
what is she like 85 lmao?
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>>57018708
He's the janny, not the banny
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>>57018685
>American politics
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>>57018729
Me 2bh.
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if bruce jenner wasn't a rich tranny freak he would have spent 6 years in prison for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjLXbNVPwug

but there's no law for the rich
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>>57018737
she is no longer my oneitis
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>>57018755
nice ad hominem attack
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>>57018701
silly silly man

>>57018705
wew

>>57018708
dunno what you're talking about sir, i served my time
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>>57017878
Poleaboo just fancied a bit of a change and this was the biggest change he was capable of
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Yes, my dad is going to make me a coffee and hot cross buns LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM RIGHT HERE LADS
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arya dies this season
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>>57018786
why would you care about american politics

sick of hearing about it
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>>57018792
One step at a time.
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>>57018823
about time
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Haha I think it was a good night last night!! Excellent!!
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>>57018825
good strawman
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Caitlyn Jenner commands $100k per appearance/engagement

Bruce got 1/4 of that

This "transformation" was purely a business decision. Still has a cock for christ sake.
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>>57018812
Mum made me that yesterday, and this morning she made me a fry up with stuff from the farm shop and a coffee too

X
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used to wank to this as kid
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>>57018786
It's literally what /int/ thrives on
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>>57018823
BTFO
MAISIE WILLIAMS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>57018792
welcome to the gang
there is another lancashire but i havent seen hide nor hair of him for a good few days
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Going to go and make a meme coffee. I'm getting shakes from the withdrawal.
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Want a (you) RIGHT NOW
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>>57018789
what happened last night pal?
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>57018891
there you go friend
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>>57018843
>step 2 - install Tails and Tor
>step 3 - buy a handgun
>step 4 - kill target 1 and her housemates
>step 5 - kill target 2 and her family
>step 6 - go to the uni and just go HAM boosting my score
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@57018891
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrRzW-Yqog
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>>57018774
I bet the tories did this
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>>57018869
bruce jenner is a beautiful elegant dutch woman desu
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57018891
you have to promise not to banter me for the rest of the day first
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>>57018909
Bit harsh mate.
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>>57018892
just the average new thread shitstorm i think

i made a new one at the same time as someone else accidentally and he unleashed his wrath upon me
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Business idea: Halloumi bites, like crisps but with pieces of halloumi
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>57018891
yes the aussie wants to lick and slurp that hard (you) swallow it bitch choke on it rarrrghhhyh
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alri pakis haha
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@57018891
only give (You)s to anime desu
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my arms are quite tanned but no where else is for some reason
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Do you reckon /brit/ is like a couple of house lads at the pub drinking a few pints like or some nasally snotty kids hanging out at a free house smoking what they think is marijuana
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I'MGETTINGMADABOUTNO(you)LADS
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>>57018924

another embarrassing soros funded campaign
this creepy old hungarian zionist is desperate to keep trump out of the white house
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*screeching*
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>>57018682
Not good enough, polices have been changed I'm afraid.
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>>57018924
maybe the worst piece of propaganda ever made
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Still watching LoGH.
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>>57018891
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>Yfw there are actual human beings on this planet right now who look at this car and say:
>"Yo blad that is sick man we is gonna pick up so many gurls in Asda car-park cruisin in that thing senpai they is gonna cream themselves y'get me?"
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anyone getting tickets?
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What size shoe do you wear?
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>>57018919
A step or 5 too far
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>>57019031
Literally haven't been out with another human in weeks ngl desu imo tbf la.
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*raises a very interesting point*.
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>>57019049
Just what the doc ordered
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI

Fuck, Marry, Kill?
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getting some lunch x
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>>57018919
might take this to the lancashire police and tell em it was the other poster for a laff
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>>57018919
do not buy guns online
none of them are real
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>>57018924
feels like a shitty SNL sketch
>>
lol at the fat bird literally crying
>>
>>57018682
which anime lol
>>
>>57019113
np x
>>
>>57019070
>>
>>57019117
What you having
Having some bacon, halloumi and Bavarian sausage rn myself
>>
>>57019087
12
>>
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>>57019098
Your visa has been approved. Enjoy your stay.
>>
>>57019070
Mate that car is sick it's a fucking rad ironymobile
>>
>>57019087
mens 8

before you say it, i'm 6'1
>>
>>57019045
>>57019133
>>
>>57019120
None of them?
>>
>>57019106
ah, yes, yes, of course.
*smokes cigar*
>>
>>57019078
Thought this said 'Dadvice' and mused to myself "haha, what a clever portmanteau"
>>
ITT: not arguments
>>
>>57019087
child's size 9
>>
>>57019168
>8
How embarrassing.
>>
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>>57019146
>>
David Icke appeared to me in a dream and told me to vote UKIP...

Not sure how to feel about this
>>
>>57019170
ok lol
>>
>>57019173
it's more than likely you will run in to a police sting

no markets even allow weapons anymore i don't think
>>
*slams pint down on table*
if you ask me its the bloody tories
>>
Getting some weird Deja view

I think deja view is just your brain releasing some sort of chemical neuron science fuckery that makes you think you're more familiar with shit than you actually are
>>
>>57019116
fuck left marry right kill middle
>>
>>57019106

*peers over top of FT*
*nods in agreement*
*puffs smoke out of pipe*
>>
>>57019087
41 (UK7)
>>
>>57019178
not an argument
>>
>>57019204
fuck off literal clown
>>
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>>57019070

2/3
>>
just had day jar view while reading /brit/ lads
>>
>>57019221
*picks up your glass and slides a beer mat under it*
>>
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RIP Kev 1990-2016.
>>
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=157
bit of easter monday fun :)
>>
>>57019223
I've gotten Deja vu of having Deja vu
>>
>>57019121

I really, really like this webm
>>
>>57019196
Slippery slope fallacy
>>
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been sober for five years but i really want to drink today
>>
>>57019256
SEMANTICS
>>
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>>57019265

3/3

PUSSYWAGON LADS WAHEY
>>
>>57019261
fuck off literal woman
>>
>>57019292
what happened
>>
>>57019221

you're bloody right, it's the bloody tories keeping us from expressing our love for one another

*places hand on your thigh*
>>
what do you call that tap that releases close to boiling water in office and places that don't have room for a proper kitchen?
>>
>>57019087
11/12
>>
>>57019291
*slides a beer mat down your throat*
>>
drinking iced coffee
>>
If big feet means big penis

What does big feet on a woman mean
>>
>>57019070
what's insane is that they think their cars are worth as much as they put in
>>
>>57019218
I hear they won't deliver the item to your door and you have to go to the Post Office to collect it and only then will you be arrested

in all seriousness though, how do I get a gun?
There are a few blacks around here but I think they're Somali immigrants
Roma and Poles about too
>>
Why don't we just shift /brit/ over to [s4s]?

You can post whatever you want there, and you don't have to worry about the caretaker because it's designed for shitposting in the first place

>inb4: banned for inciting raiding or some stupid shite
>>
Ã… A
A Ëš A
A Ã…
(A's playing catch)
>>
really weird finding out Stefan molyneux is the origin of this "not an argument" meme
>>
>>57019309
How old are you pham?
>>
>>57019360
same thing
>>
>>57019341
Hanged himself with his tie after going on a walk.
>>
>>57019345
Kettle
>>
>>57019360
Big penis.


Or swimmer.
>>
>>57019360
big penis
>>
>>57019345

Samovar
>>
>>57019347
*carefully removes the beer mat from my throat*

*gets up and moves to another table*
>>
>>57019291
My wife's son does this

Posh cunt
>>
>>57019368
Then we'll be the main thread on the board and we'll attract all the other useless cretins you fucking mong
>>
>>57019367
i am not helping you with that

you can get legal ones, but i'll doubt you'll be allowed one
>>
>>57019360

hambeast
>>
>>57019218
you the madrid man?
>>
>>57019388

but women can't have penises
>>
Wish I had a gf with webbed feet
>>
>>57019395
>>57019407
haha very funny

nah it's like a heater on the wall with a tap and a lever to control it
>>
>>57019448
sure
>>
>>57019448
That's Essex on holiday m8
>>
>>57019429
What on Earth?!
>>
>>57019368
>You can post whatever you want there
don't really want the thread to be full of porn tbqh
>>
just had the worst shitting experience of my life
spent 10 minutes cleaning the blood from my asshole
>>
eaten nothing but chocolate all day
>>
>>57019455
bigot
>>
>>57019455
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>
>>57019429
Dude, you are blowing my freaking mind right now
>>
>>57019481
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>
>>57019455
the clit is a rudimentary penis
>>
>>57019432
c'mon, help a persecuted brother out
>>
Need to get HEEMD lads
>>
>Usain Bolt has begun training in earnest for the Rio 2016 Olympic Games and sent out a stark warning to his rivals – he aims to go under the 19-second mark in the 200m.

is he having a laugh
he would need a 1.5% improvement on his world record despite having 7 years of wear/tear and injuries since he set it
>>
>>57019527
>brother
i am not brown
>>
>>57019429
Hope the Janny throws you away for a long long time
>>
>>57019493
t. Caitlyn Jenner
>>
>>57019524
Other way around.
>>
>>57019477
>>57019476
ah k nvm
>>
Build a """"wall""""
>>
>>57019481
Try removing the beans from the tin next time
>>
Time to cry, night lads
>>
she walks out of the toilet and it SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>
>>57019532
juice
>>
>>57019417
Don't call me names, I'm just sick of getting banned for everything is all

>>57019480
We'd be the big boys
>>
>>57019548
No because babies start off female
>>
>>57019517
ok bumcave
>>
>>57019087

Size 11
>>
when meat eaters get ill or killed i literally have no sympathy
>>
Still in bed lads. Convince me to get up.
>>
>>57019409
*cries into pint*
look what the bloody tories have done to me
*pisses and shits myself*
>>
>>57019591
If you get up you can have food and watch a movie or something
>>
>>57019568

he was on the roids when he did all his records
>>
>>57019574
>I'm just sick of getting banned for everything is all

Well try not being a shitposting twat then you twelve year old bellend
>>
>>57019612
>movie
foy
>>
>>57019576
Exactly.
>>
>>57019207
seen a civic with louder than your ma last night across the back window the other day
>>
>>57019634
so the clit is an undeveloped penis. not the other way round
>>
I FUCKING LOVE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rknWU-IfdoA
>>
>>57019612
Can't I watch a film in bed?
>>
>>57019536
But you're Spanish?
>>
>>57019591
I'll suck your cock if you get up
>>
>>57019383
>5
>>
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was really looking forward to being off work but i got caught up in a fit of depression and wasted it.

now i'm full of fear about going back in tomorrow.
>>
>>57019681
``no"
>>
>>57019669
If you get up you can go play videogames
>>
>>57019658
good choice


nothing loses its consistency faster than ordinary cream of chicken
>>
>>57019656
No, a penis is a supercharged clit.
>>
>>57019700
you'll be fine
>>
>>57019700
So called """"""""""""Depression""""""""""""
>>
looking back on old phone photos
christ i used to be so embarrasing
>>
>>57019658
>Heinz tinned soup
Oh dear oh dear
>>
pakis are brown
>>
>>57019705
I can play video games from bed too. Controllers are wireless these days.
>>
gonna buy some soup
what flavour
>>
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>One childhood
>spend it depressed with no friends
>>
>tfw you BTFO the competition on WordsThatFollow
>>
>>57019707
seriously you microwave that heinz shit for 3 minutes and out comes ambrosia

it's cheap and contains carbohydrates, protein and vegetables all in a delicious broth

will be living off it at uni desu
>>
poo is brown
>>
>>57019752
>He has pictures of himself
font
>>
>>57019722
yeah that's an antonym for undeveloped or rudimentary
>>
>>57019791
heres some words that follow
u are gay
>>
>>57019813
Na it's not though. A puppy isn't an underdeveloped dog.
>>
what does it mean to get heemed???
>>
>>57019815
This IS an argument
>>
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Just said some cringey emotional shit in the groupchat of all blokes
why did I do that?
>>
will you fight, or die like a dog?
>>
>>57019770
LAD

>>57019658

you won't regret it
>>
>>57019850
something gay apparently
>>
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>>57019858
Getting a bit too close with your feminine side. Rapist.
>>
need a cuddle
>>
>>57019907
*goes in for a cuddle*

*punches you in the gut*
>>
should i go to the rio olympics
>>
Need some coddle
>>
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>>57019907
>>
>>57019848
yes it is.

just like a baby is an underdeveloped adult

that's why illnesses and condition can affect growth and development
>>
>>57019949
cheers

>>57019933
rude
>>
>>57019591
your bed has been replaced with death bed: the bed that eats
>>
>>57019893
can I have another vowel please
>>
>>57019893
listed
>>
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>>57019782
>start of childhood was great, had a group of friends and was the 'leader'
>the start of secondary school I just completely lost all of it, my group of friends all found their own new groups, but I never found one for myself
Honestly surprised I didn't kill myself I spent every day so fucking depressed. Best not get hung up on it though, doesn't do anyone any favours.
>>
>>
Ya mums a hot pocket
t. Janny
>>
post some more fit girls' instragrams laddos!
>>
>>57019850
To be knocked out in a physical confrontation.

knocked out -> sleeping -> he sleeping -> heem sleepy -> heemed
>>
>>57019893
>ywn tease Rachel's clit
>>
>>57019848
>underdeveloped
fuck you for changing the word. I never used that.


you forfeit
>>
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explain this
>>
i'm mates with this girl and used to be mates with her bf a while ago. they broke up last month and she's really getting too close to me. i can't shag her, she will know i'm a virgin and my dick is definitely smaller than his.
>>
>>57019885
>>57019850
brit led me to assume it meant to beat up, but urban dictionary says its about sucking someone off or something
>>
>>57019782
did you atleast have a good family?
>>
>>57019971
*with love, I forgot to add
>>
>>57019907
*hugs*
>>
>>57019959
>Yes it is
Are you retarded? A puppy is not an underdeveloped dog. It's developing at exactly the pace it should be.
>>
>>57020001
fucking kek
>>
Literally regret 99% of my choices over the last 23 and a half years
>>
>>57020001
>knocked out -> sleeping -> he sleeping -> heem sleepy -> heemed
i don't follow.

is this supposed to be logical??
>>
just got stabbed in the chest by a knife
fuck sake lol
>>
>>57019959
For reference: Not fully developed yet =/= underdeveloped
>>
>>57019850

it comes from a worldstar video where a fella was brutally beaten in the street in yankland and some onlooker said in ebonics "HEEM SLEEPY"
>>
>>57020013
looks like a flaccid crane
>>
>>57020033
>underdeveloped
I never said that


undeveloped is not a synonym for underdeveloped. Stop using them interchangably
>>
>>57020049
name one
>>
>>57020097
posting here hopefully
>>
>>57020049
Is coming here one of them?
>>
>>57020092
the only thing undeveloped here is ur argument lol
>>
>>57020052
It's taken from World Star Hip Hop (black youtube) streetfight videos where jolly african americans are fond of saying "heem sleepy" when a person gets knocked out.

If you want to understand, go to /r/streetfights and start watching videos or go direct to worldstarhiphop and search for "fight compilation".
>>
cat has decided my crotch is the best place to sharpen his claws
>>
>>57020107
>>57020112
Correct
>>
>>57020092
>A puppy is not an underdeveloped dog
>Yes it is
Memory of a goldfish lad.
>>
>>57020145
testes torment just reminds me of ulster :'(
>>
>>57020130
he's the one using them interchangeably when they're not interchangeable
>>
is being gay a choice lads?
>>
>>57020155
>having poor captioning skills

LMAO
>>
>>57020170
I never said underdeveloped
>>
>>57019813
>>57019848
between these posts you switched his undeveloped for your underdeveloped

such mongs the both of you
>>
>>57020205
No it's not

Just liking being a Muslim isn't a choice
>>
*ejaculates*
>>
>>57020177
wonder if he tried essex's proposed solution
>>
The banter in this thread is underdeveloped 2bh.
>>
>>57020230
He's a feminist. what do you expect
>>
>>57020107
>>57020112
>>57020152
I'm not sure if my time here had a positive or negative effect on me in all honesty.

I used to be a right little lefty bellend, got into a fight with someone once because he called his friend 'gay' in a jokey way and I wouldn't let it go because it was offensive to gay people.
>>
>>57020251
Now hold on just a minute lad
>>
>>57020251
can you please explain your reasoning?
>>
Bank holiday money? Time to browse the 'sync!
>>
>>57020267
what was that? believe i missed it

>>57020275
erm did anyone fucking ask you
>>
>>57019221

*folds crisp packet into a triangle*

Just six words, bloody banker's bonuses.
>>
>>57020263
i just did that
>>
Is getting clocked also another word for knocked out, used to hear this a lot in the school from black students
>>
>>57020205
Yes, and a terrible choice at that.
>>
imagining the oneitis sucking my willy for a bit after ive cum
>>
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>>57020288
>>57020289
NOT a fucking argument
>>
>>57020298
*goes quiet*
>>
>>57020307
>black students
how frightfully uncouth
>>
>>57020298
I dunno, essex seemed to think there was a way to change his ip with whatever hub thing ulster has
>>
>>57020298
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/56974107/#q56974874

lease time stuff
>>
>>57020303
Good lad, was it a good one?
>>
Who determines what is an argument and what is not an argument?
>>
>>57020346
well thats just not good enough is it
ask him yourself

>>57020352
i dont have time to read this nonsense
give me a shorthand report by tomorrow
>>
>>57020229
>A puppy is not an underdeveloped dog
>Yes it is
>>
>>57020307
nah just for getting punched
>>
Going for a walk out the countryside
>>
>>57020329
ONE
FUCKING
DOLLAR
>>
>>57020370
>lel i snuck 'der' in there and he didn't notice

fuck off back to >>>/b/ troll
>>
>>57020356
was desu, was yours?
>>
>>57020369
when virgin media ip leases run out you usually get the same one straight away
but if you turn it off as the lease expires and leave it off for a bit you should get a new one
>>
>>57020370
Don't think any of the words he used there are "underdeveloped" desu
>>
>>57020361

fedora'd "alt-right" mouth-breathers, apparently
>>
>>57020361
non sequitar
>>
>>57020388
what does the air smell like
>>
>>57020419
>Finally realised he was wrong and tries to deflect with redirections to /b/
How embarrassing.
>>
Just seen that a Dead or Alive character is 4'10" and 85lbs.

Getting sweaty ngl.
>>
a podcast asks for a donation and says "its about the same price as getting a coffee on the way to work in the morning everyday"

fucking billionaires reee getting a coffee every day is fucking expensive
>>
>>57020459
>>57020459
>>57020459
NEW
>>
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>fedora'd "alt-right" mouth-breathers, apparently
>>
By the way, nothing in this thread so far has been an argument.
>>
>>57020424
>A puppy is not an underdeveloped dog
>Yes it is
>>
>>57020361
At this point i just use it when i cant be arsed to have an argument because i dont really care
>>
>>57020476
i disagree
>>
>>57020489
"yes" shares a letter with "underdeveloped" but neither "it" nor "is" are remotely similar.
>>
>>57020420
Not really, jizzed on my shoulder and had to change my jumper.
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