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hello
second for taytay
lifterplebs get so mad when confronted with facts
Can only bench 95kg lads
people do 100 first time they walk into the gym, feels pathetic
>tfw NEET but 'werk werk werk werk werk' is stuck in my head
need a caribbean stoner qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUL4KH3Ks0A
>>57035959
It has nothing to do with being certain that your belief system is "the only right one", as if it's possible or even useful to narrow the list down by eliminating alternatives. Read Kierkegaard and Dostoevsky.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>57035959
Bet you're pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage.
lads
>>57035966
Explain? I'm no expert on either but don't really see the similarity
wew
worried about the dutch carafag ... is he okay?
>>57035910
90% of the time I'm awake is spent daydreaming about my life with Emma Watson.
It all happens in my head chronologically if you know what I mean. She met my family last week.
This can't be healthy but it's all I can do to keep sane 2bh
Asuka.
EL CONSERJE
>>57036051
>medals all wrong
angers the blood
I've been gone for a week now lads. Please tell me there was shit posting galore when NZ kept their Union Cuck flag?
LADS. FUCKING ISLAND WITH BEAR GRYLLS IS ON.
GET IN HERE MAN.
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4
>>>/tv/67560530
>>>/tv/67560530
>>>/tv/67560530
Ciceronian thread lads
youtube.com/watch?v=SM-2Jr4R_ng
why do yanks get so triggered from this word
>When you fail to bring fascism to England and your family line descends into degeneracy.
Aristocracy BTFO
fucking hell i really need to get laid, been 1 year almost to the day
>>57036098
>the only paki is a useless melt
>banging on about his religion
Get a grip
>>57036082
I literally made that webm.
>>57036046
>his phone literally doesn't have a camera
wew
it's true what they say, the poorth really is 10 years behind
need a black gf
Refute this
Protip: You can't
Doing a cry
Somehow getting British flags when I'm in Spain
Posting from mobile
>>57036124
Hahah me too. Almost been never to the day lololol XDDD :DDD
>>57036095
I get mired upon so often its not even funny
never lifted in my life either
bodyweight masterrace
People that litter NEED to by gassed.
>>57036098
get your pineal calcification tool out of here
>>57036104
they're f***ing soft cunts
>bed in 2 and a half hours
>work when I wake up
JUST
cara 2bh lads
>>57036156
Are you in one of the colonies?
Look at the beak on this Tinder slag
Reminder that if you require other people to tell you how to remain virtuous then you are a failure of a human being and have betrayed the unique spark of individuality that exists within you.
>>57036097
they saw sense innit
>>57036098
>Missed the first half hour.
Fuck sake going to have to watch it on +1.
>>57036181
throw rubbish out of my car window most days
lads can you please rate this girl
>>57035845
>>57035519
>>57036206
Top tier post.
>>57036199
same lad
want to die
>socially liberal, fiscally convservative
>>57036097
Not that much shitposting. And there's nothing cucked about their flag.
>>57036216
fucking hell that's massive
>>57036248
Literal scum.
>start work in 12 hours
>>57036074
Reformists believe that although Jesus died for the salvation of man through his own sacrifice, not all humans would accept that gift and God knows this.
so basically although salvation is technically there for everyone, only a select few will accept it and these few are more or less guided by grace to salvation beaming a kind of Uberman set apart from the masses in their saintly virtue.
they are not bound by the same fickle rituals and practices as they are essentially already 'saved' and bound for a truly moral life.
Worst poster:
>>57036051
>>57036119
>>57036151
>>57036280
>>57036156
On 3G? Happened to me in Estonia
>>57036151
*reads filename*
ah yes, the "cultural marxism" conspiracy theory
very droll
>>57036316
t. Rasheed
wish i started work in 12 hours you whinging cunts
>tfw no purpose in life
post your lifting stats
I want Rasheed to fuck off.
This
is
a
Christian
thread
fucking bear grylls thing on channel 4 boys
fuck's sake this woman is literally retarded
>Start work in 11.5 hours
J U S T
>>57036355
>this butthurt
Worst poster.
>>57036364
I'll disguise you as me if you want and you can go do my job
>>57036216
Saved for >British women trolling tomorrow
>>57036216
looks like robbie rotten mate
>>57036389
>men couldn't even get a fire going
U S E L E S S
N U - M A L E
C U C K S
>>57036381
>being religious in the current year
rasheed-tier fuck off you caveman
>>57036216
Think she'd melt if you dumped a bucket of water on her
>>57036216
The nose knows
howling at the fact that bug used to be super effective against poison hahahaha
what were game freak thinking the absolute nutters :L xx
get in the /tv/ thread if you're watching bear grylls
>>>/tv/67560530
>>>/tv/67560530
>>57036308
explain whats a master and whats a slave
what did you mean by the ritual thing. you guys are not talking about actual slaves are you
>qt on Tinder
>black guy in one of her pictures
>immediately swipe left
>>57036299
yes full planche pushups are literally impressive and the vast vast majority of the population could not even attempt one
exactly the same with one arm pullups, front lever rows and one arm handstand pushups
>>57036485
thanks
>>57036447
can you make a fire?
do they even have shit like scouts in the UK?
>>57036451
Do you have ANY idea how important religion is to Western civilisation, 'mate'?
>posh Australians on channel 5
can't be fucked having to make small talk with my middle-aged coworker tomorrow
>>57036503
Didn't I tell you to come back when you weren't embarrassed to go to the gym?
>>57036527
Worst poster.
>>57036389
Recently got two books by him. A fitness book and one called "A survival guide for life".
Human skin tastes kinda salty
>>57036512
we made the scouts.
Fucking colonials s m h
>>57036527
delusiono rorke
Lads..
>>67565168
>first day
>a breakdown already
Thought it would be funny to eat some coins earlier lads
Now there's blood in my piss and my breath smells like handled change
>>57036576
stop eating sweaty fuckers then
>>57036558
>he tried a planche pushup and fell on his face
>>57036258
good lad
diarrhea is like barfing out your arse
>>57036409
>butthurt
foy
>this fucking camera qt with her sports bra
hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
>>57036639
>barfing
foy
>>57036342
Not an argument
>>57036639
>barfing
FOY
>>57036502
fighting the goodfight
>>57036625
haha you madman why did you eat coins you silly goose
>>57036685
poor girl, that must be hell to go through
>>57036616
wat
>>57036417
that neck looks very disproportionate
>>57036512
>can you make a fire?
What are they trying to light it with? Are they allowed a lighter or matches?
>>57036685
feminists.
swipe left
How do I sort my life out?
>not even two days there
>talking as though she spent a month there
>>57036616
What I meant
>>>/tv/67565168
>>57036756
Do it tomorrow
What was the Muslim guy crying about?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW FUCK OFF TO /TV/ HOLY FUCK
i noticed couple niggas got my swag swag
yeah they stole my swag swag
a nigga had that swag swag
>These nu-males crying in the jungle
Makes me wonder how we ever used to survive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLoukoBs8TE
>>57036800
Not enough mosques on the island
>KINKY BASTARD ANTS
ahahah top lad, him
>cant even talk about british tv in the british general
not even watching it bt its completely acceptable
>>57036216
>>57036685
you can actually see quite easily she'd be gorgeous without that thing on her face. id go to the nearest rhinoplasty doc asap
i have a terrible nose as well but id be ugly even without it
Lads, this might sound odd but I am really struggling to get singles lately. I always, without exception, gets dubs or trips whenever I post. What are the odds of this happening over a two month period?
>spam your /tv/ thread for this shite program
>have a running commentary in /brit/
fuck
off
>>57036528
>Posh Australian
lmao
>>57036627
Who are you quoting?
>>57036811
>implying you could build a fire
let's just be honest la
>>57036512
With a knife, dry wood and dry foliage, I could make a fire in 15 minutes.
Did you just see that?
Ha ha, mental
>>57036882
I built fires in the scouts.
>>57036857
I don't want a running commentary for a hour you fucking cretin
>>57036697
Worst poster.
*find that the runts have escaped from their pen*
*see them asterixposting on twitter*
Ahh yes
>pisses down his leg into the pond
>then lies down in it
what the fuck this fat old cunt
going to send parts of the neighbours cat to the oneitis
Holy shit, what was he thinking?
>>57036870
>be annoyed
>post about it on /brit/
You enjoy watching reality TV shows, you say? Very interesting.
*adds your name to the list of posters with third eyes glued shut*
>>57036948
haha holy shit i LOVE burger king now
Honestly dead here lads
Just got word that there are people in this thread who weren't in scouts
>>57036499
not a proper slave but a slave to their own sin. its from gnostic philosophy, the idea that there are three types of people, purely material, a mix of spirit and material, and purely spiritual.
Jesus represents the bridge between spirit and material because he is both Logos and Man.
calvinists belive that there ar epeople who are essentially beyond salvation, not due to lack of love by god, but due to their own desires forever clouding their ability to accept Gods grace no matter what is done for them.
but then there are also people who are clouded as well but still have hope in them so they can be saved as all they need is for their clouds to be swept away.
then there are people who do not need spiritual uplifting because they hear the call of Christ so strongly they drive themselves towards salvation with inhuman determination.
5 point Calvinists believe themselves to be of the last type, the men of spirit.
Catholicism in general takes the stance that a wide blanket can hopefully save as many people as possible rather than accidentally missing those who could possibly be saved, though Catholicism is very divers and there are segments like Monists and Thomians who believe that the "wide blanket" is basically little more than a comfort for the 'material' masses in order to keep them out of trouble while the spiritual ubermen can pursue their own enlightenment beyond the banal ritual of the plebes. the only difference is Calvinists don't bother to comfort the plebs at all.
Lel, that lad is a mong.
>>57036948
cringed
>>57036968
Moaning is British culture though
checkmate.
>>57037014
you've been misinformed
>>57036865
Unironically got trips three times already today.
>>57036948
Not a fan of burger king stealing my gimmick
>>57037033
So's watching shit tv
>all these qt women
drove past my mum's old house on bury new road
the one she got evicted from
>>57037014
Basically every male I know was in scouts at one point or another
That's a rather nice tree.
>>57036894
yea same
idk if I could without a blade of some-kind at least though, like an axe or a knife or something
I've made one with the bowstring method but it's insanely awkward and takes a long time.
>He wasn't in the Air Cadets
What was it like having a shit childhood?
>look away for two seconds to grab an energy drink
>bitch gets bit by a scorpion
how?
>>57037090
that's a little depressing can you rephrase it
>>57037014
>getting touched up as a child
no thanks
>>57036216
>>57036685
She's a jew, clearly
>>57037090
Used to live in ainsworth ahaha
Imagine being trapped on an island with women.
I'd probably go rape mode 2bh
>>57036880
hows your first day on 4chan going?
>that one lad literally praying to allah
PRIME BRITISH TELLY
would fuck one of the blondes desu, proper penger.
gonna have my 3rd wank with this on in the background now
>Fresh Meat
>Back to work tomorrow
>Way way behind on work
I'm just gonna kill myself
>>57037151
>>57037162
on super mario and donkey kong
i was on my nintendo all day long
i could hear loud shouting downstairs
back and forth - like ping pong
the gift came with a curse
ever since 10 years old my heads been gone
>>57037208
i'm so far ahead i don't know what to do
Holy shit, is he dead?
>2016
>work
The world will end by 2020. There's literally no point in doing anything else but enjoying yourself.
>>57037187
>newfag
Fuck sake lad. Quit while you're behind.
>the paki is from london
many millions of muslims fundamentally incompatible to the modern world says former prime minister who opened the floodgates to mass immigration
last episode of fresh meat lads
Why would you do that there, of all places?
>Speaking to girl on Tinder
>Says she's a primary school teacher
>"Haha do any of the kids fancy you haha"
>Calls me weird, says that the kids are too young to have crushes
Guess I must have been a sexual prodigy at 6 years old then
>>57037275
He's from bradford
>>57037293
cease this gimmick
>day 3
>women are drinking 'water that taste like salt but isn't salt water'
>>57037271
>>>/reddit/
>>57037295
figured out how to get a boner on purpose at 6
>>57037324
okay
Theyre gonna be pooing water for days lads
me in the purple coat
memes can't be real
lads, if ya watching bear grylls, come in the /tv/ thread
>>>/tv/67560530
>>>/tv/67560530
>>>/tv/67560530
alreet
>>57037316
He has a very london sounding accent
>>57037256
why do you think that?
>>57037359
>open wide
That sign was for his wife haha
fed up of these newfags invading my safe space
haha get back to r3ddit you new twats, i was in moots bedroom when he first watched an episode of anime
>>57037207
BLOODIEST BEEF IN THE REACH
Are all normies this useless in a survival situation?
studge to start tomorrow lol
based milner as captain too
Why can't /brit/ produce quality OC?
comments on this torrent file say it has two audio tracks but there's clearly only one . it's driving up the fucking wall. i swear I'll ring the bastard's neck
>>57037330
>reddit redirect
This is embarrassing to watch.
>>57037380
He doesn't la'
>42
cringe
>>57037458
I genuinely started the Kev meme
haahahah why didn't the camera crew stop them from drinking water that could kill them
>>57037023
alri many thanks for bothering
this relates to nietzsche via the whole ubermensch concept?
>>57037458
>quality
>>57037519
i created the original lolcats i haz cheeseburger pic you utter newfag
>>57037458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
>>57037508
he sounds like he's from Anuvahood or Kidulthood
>>57037541
>comments on this torrent file say it has two audio tracks but there's clearly only one . it's driving up the fucking wall. i swear I'll ring the bastard's neck
remember that awful feeling of going back to school after the summer holidays
>>57037592
He sounds like a typical Bradford paki
Remember when 9gag was relevant?
lol
>>57037607
no i looked forward to catching up with the lads
>>57037626
they didn't ask david cameron though what the hell
>>57036882
literally made fires all the time back when I was a little scall, think i'd manage
you now remember digg
Fresh memes required.
>>57037590
Why do these stupid ironic autistic meme videos exist
albinoblacksheep
>post about remembering the banter tripfag a few days ago
>now he's here again
hmmmmm
There are so many crime dramas on TV it's just fucking stupid.
Does Britain have anything like this
>>>/pol/69145210
Lads
>>57037762
I always turn up during the holidays.
>paki is starting on people
>'it just shows what this environment can do to people'
>Went to the shop an hour ago
>See three blonde girls who must be about 12 with five older pakis who were buying beer etc.
Did I just see grooming lads?
tired of being awake
not tired enough to sleep
>>57037789
We have council estates, which are basically the same as the projects.
into the devil i turn
sky turns red then i pull out the flickblade
>>57037796
>during the holidays
yanksheed
>>57037800
Pepsheed.
>>57037675
they did, his answer is something like
"if by feminist you mean an equalist.."
*cut off by smug interviewer saying just answer the question*
"if by feminist you mean somebody whos for equal rights between men and women, then yes i am a feminist"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCAgnn-fALE
somewhere in this video but cba to find it
>>57037793
Bit disturbed
>>57037793
>Yong Bao
They could have picked a better name.
FUCK BORDERS AND RULES AND ALL THAT SHIT
>>57037675
>>57037860
he got asked in parliament too and his answer about equalist was the same
tfw replacing the smell of masturbation with the smell of chicken tendies
>>57037605
Worst poster.
>>57037670
oh, i hated it becaue i got bullied
>>57037789
All housing developments need to include a percentage of "affordable housing" which usually end up being rented out to people on benefits.
>>57037830
yes
and you're a fucking let down to this country for not doing anything about it
i bet you're of the delusional rorke twats that spends his life moaning about pakis on here yet you have the opportunity to defend our country you do fuck all
bad lad
>>57037793
>>57037900
Shit, that's the wrong one
>>57037938
Very good meme, enjoying this pepe variant.
>>57037167
Why rape when you can form a willing harem?
>>57037914
>open wide
Did he steal that placard from one of those girls who quote their rapists?
>>57037793
>>57037914
Worst poster.
>>57037932
t. Jeremy Corbyn al Rasheed
Preferred it when the genders were segregated.
Now I'll have to watch normies have relations with women
>>57037981
*forces your head*
>>57037925
the channel 4 video the screenshot is from is great, cant find it atm
but its juxtaposing the canadian cuck saying shit like "im proud to be a feminist" "Im gonna keep calling myself a feminist until its met with no reaction" and then cameron with the more reserved equalist response
>>57037963
You got a lot of these?
post them.
>>57037938
fucking hate this fucking frog
>>57037985
>t.Omar Ismail Mostefai
>>57038006
Contribute something to the thread or leave, worst poster.
>>57037959
>and you're a fucking let down to this country for not doing anything about it
Can't do anything without evidence mate, I'm not a copper and I don't want to perhaps randomly stop them and then be done in for racism now do I?
>>57037541
he has a similar idea
that the Overman is the ultimate goal, a man free of material bounds or ritual observation. a man free to follow through with his own determination, but also that while this is the ultimate goal its impossible for most people to ever achieve this simply due to their own irrevocable attitude. beyond this both enfore the idea that suffering is not somehting to be eliminated (since it can never be eliminated) but rather accepted so one can move beyond suffering and therefore no longer be effected by it, just as Jesus did. this is the only way one can pursue enlightenment.
for both Calvin and Nietzsche the world is a stage and as Calvin put it
>"the greater part of mankind, enslaved by error, walk blindfold in this glorious theater"
and clarify's further here the role of church and mans place in it.
>“[t]he whole world is a theater for the display of the divine goodness, wisdom, justice, and power, but the Church is the orchestra, as it were–the most conspicuous part of it; and the nearer the approaches are that God makes to us the more intimate and condescending the communication of his benefits, the more attentively are we called to consider them”
>>57037167
Form a prostitution ring in exchange for fresh water
>>57038024
A few, not lots
>>57038021
https://fb.com/Channel4News/videos/10153599626961939/
>>57038051
Contribute something to the thread or leave, worst poster.
Doesn't feel like a monday, does it?
Watching 'Reddit goes to unay' on Channel 4 desu.
>>57036810
Thwag thwag
D double E MREEEE MREEEEE
>>57038173
This might have worked a month earlier, that's what's so sad about it
>>57038100
Don't find Beyonce attractive at all and I find a lot of black women attractive 2bh.
She just look like a chimp with makeup painted on
>>57038174
Best poster.
Pretty sure if I got dropped in the jungle I could channel the knowledge of my stone age ancestors.
>>57038173
Kek, I remember this one.
>>57038215
OORH OORH
DIRTEE TEE
THATS MWE MWE
>>57038210
hahahahaha
You when you have that get up and go do something feeling on acid but you have nowhere to go and nothing to do
hhahahahahahaha
Similar, if not the same
>>57038324
>I'm thankful for God and Jesus
Rasheed
>>57038261
The thought that I'd do better than the average male is pretty scary 2bh.
expanded the coin collection lads
*charges at you*
>will never have this slightly chubby blonde gf from 'Fresh Meat'
>>57038387
fuck off nazi
>jamie vardy
>harry kane
>wayne rooney
>raheem sterling
>charlie austin
>theo walcott
>andy caroll
>daniel sturridge
literally spoilt for choice up front
>>57038415
just like historical coins m8 got a whole host of them
>got to post something
>embarrassed by my handwriting on the envelope
>>57038417
Shame we can't defend for shit
>>57038417
>wayne rooney
>raheem sterling
>charlie austin
>theo walcott
>andy caroll
>daniel sturridge
all fucking SHITE
what footy team do i support if i live in kent
>>57038405
Mtv used to play music, now it pays this woman to make videos calling everything racist.
Literally why
>>57038482
Literally all decent players
>>57038464
>hand-writing 'chon posts
bizarro
>>57038417
Thought this was a list of comedians or something till I saw Wayne Rooney then I realised it was about silly kick ball
>>57038405
fucking stupid fucking gif even it's meant to be ironic
>>57038092
Tyler?
>>57038520
Gotta give the kids what they want
And what they want is to feel superior because of how tolerant they are
>Rooney, Sterling, and Sturridge will all start
Ah yes, very impressive...
Think I might be into chubby girls lads
>>57038520
is she a yank?
>>57038515
who does your dad support?
>>57038542
This was a very good post and it brought a smile to my face.
me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_EOQ2vmoLU
>>57038588
man united but my parents are divorced and i never see my dad although he took me to one game when i was like 7 or 8
>>57038556
giz the trophy nah
>>57038576
I'm into pretty much any girl at this point
>>57038639
Very accurate image lad.
>>57038576
chubby girls grow into fat women
>>57038579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eTWZ80z9EE&ab_channel=MTVNews
>>57038642
Same bruv, tfwnogf at 23 isn't a nice place to be
>>57038642
I honestly can't fap to porn if the girl isn't chubby or in her forties at the least. Watching some cookie cutter blonde bimbo get a dicking just doesnt do it for me
>signing a form
>put tomorrow's date on it so it looks like I've posted it the same day
They're all scams, right?
>>57038639
delete this
>>57038724
I have no desire to watch that. When I see the gif, I hear Nikki Amuka-Bird's voice in my head.
im 22 and completely alone but still honestly wouldnt date anyone below a 7.5/10 would rather be alone than date a munter
>>57038765
nah course not mate
you go ahead
*adds to the file*
>>57038724
kek could this be any more patronising
>>57038778
I'll summarise her videos for you
>Racism is really bad and white people are the only ones who promote an create racism
>Everybody who isn't white is a victim
>Even if you are white and not racist, you should still feel bad
>All white people are racist
>>57038765
Yeah la'
Also monitored
>>57038744
In the exact same boat as you f4m.
At least I have Lucy. She always brings a smile to my face
gonna go make some toast with marmite on it and watch zulu
>>57038790
Same actually, i'm not unattractive, just a social loser
women are so horrible to each other
i refuse to save and post any pictures of that new pepe meme frog that everyone has been posting
it's a stupid frog and a stupid meme
>>57038838
>zulu
fuck off bluenose twat
>>57038838
u a NEET pham?
>>57038856
*Women are so horrible to everyone but themselves*
>>57038765
That definitely looks like something on an evidence table of some sort. Who has green felt tables in their home?
>>57038871
Same, the normies will steal it just like they stole all the others, getting emotionally invested in memes is a bad idea these days
>>57038903
nah just finished my last term of uni and have a part time wage cuck job why
>>57038790
I've fucked girls at most points on the scale and I find it's ok to fuck a monster as long as you don't parade it around in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GIi9hbdQM
choon
>>57038934
It is better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all.
>>57038962
this
fat birds appreciate your willy more
>>57038853
>i'm not unattractive
sure
Gimme an opener lads
>>57039024
You're just gonna have to take my word for it pal
Don't you trust me anon?
>>57039114
Your bum, my cock, lets make a connection
>>57039114
Hello.
>>57039114
alri
>>57039114
"Give me your m8s number"
>>57038963
>2015 grime fans
fucking uuughhhh
>>57039114
harley you darlin
>>57039114
"Are you an archaeologist?"
>>57039114
alri
>>57039114
>I've always wanted to ride a harley
sort of works...
>>57039114
Harley you slosher sit on my face
>>57039114
naoise to meet you
>>57039215
Are u me m8
>>57039114
"pls shit on my ches"
is /tv/ a brit majority?
>>57039315
Have you ever actually used that mate?
>Are you a Urologist? Because I've got a large penis that needs examining.
>>57039181
t. 2014 grime fan
top yourself i'm from 2005/2006 m8
>>57039376
Yep. It's pretty effective if you tailor the punchline to their reply
>>57039430
Fair play lad!
Give us an example of a response you'd get and your reply? Cant imagine it going well
>Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined
>Because I dig you
Or a total nonsequitur like 'because I wanted a better icebreaker than "wassup"'
>>57039114
Have a bet with the lads, what's longer: my cock or your neck?
>>57039608
Meant for >>57039510
too many posts ITT
>>57037539
(because its staged, bear gyrlls is a phony)
