Damn it's fucking windy as hell down here.
>tfw type up long post, put effort into it and then go to reply and it says 'this thread is archived, you cannot reply anymore'
I sware the post was on first page too, must have been an old tab. a bit peeved lads
>Sittingbourne lad
>Bit blustery
>Only one fence gate blown off
Pretty fucking disappointed tbqh. I was hoping for a lot more destruction to wake up to. Might take a walk up the park later to see what's happened there.
Hi to the other Sittingbourne lad if you're around.
>>27456907
What was the post about? Sum it up.
I'm in Europe, boarding a flight in an hour set to fly through the storm and land at Stansted. Pray for me.
>>27457118
>leaving the country
Normie alert.
Come on lads, don't die so soon
I'm the only one at work, nobody else fucking turned up. Literally not even my manager.
Gonna sit here and wank all day and play vidya and do nothing lads.
And get paid for it.
Fuck yeah
>>27457068
WAHEY SITTINGBOURNE
Apparently some scaffolding fell down on Borden Lane and fucked some cars up.
>tfw 5 hour wagecucking after 3 alchy nights on the trot.
>>27456299
that wasnt much of a storm, was it
>>27458385
Haven't heard that but as I say, most damage up here is someones gate blown off and some woman might have lost some washing which stupidly she left out on the line.
Where do you hail from in this fair town?
>>27459102
Fucking disappointed if I'm honest.
>>27459290
Up near the Jenny Wren, on the way to the A249
>>27459475
What's it like up that way?
I'm near Murston just of the top of Snipps Hill.
>>27459522
Quiet. It's annoying being so far from the town though.
>>27456299
>that picture
>that title
Wow OP you really are a useless faggot aren't you
When is Gorilla going to post the damn film night poll?
>>27459971
yeah, it is better to stick to the overused picture, so that everybody knows that you have no creativity.
>>27459998
>screencaps of bbc weather are creative
If you want to be creative then fiddle with the image or something, its meant to stay relatively constant so as to be a kind of signpost from the catalogue
>>27458230
Cause its a bank holiday bro, go home
Post waifus. What's the plan today, lads? About to take the dog out for a nice walk desu.
>>27459971
>>27459998
To be fair he is right.
Never include the humorous "edition" gag in the subject.
Leave it for the actual post.
"/britfeel/" goes in the subject, alone.
>>27460114
Just had some lunch, gonna do some washing up and then try out my new boots.
>out last night for the first time in months
>Get introduced to a qt grill
>Get talking, no sperging on my behalf
>Go to next pub
>She sits on my lap and pulls my arm around her waist
>Starts talking about her boyfriend back at uni or some shit
>stillnohope.jpg
holding back the sperg rage was not easy lads, im not going to lie to you
>>27457118
I lived.
>>27460218
what
the
fuck
I am so angry for you.
I can't even say whether you were cucked or not
That's just fucking weird
She sat on your lap, pulled your arm around her waist and then started talking about her boyfriend
Bro, what the fuck are you
Brainteaser for you:
Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not.
Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
Possible answers are yes, no and cannot be determined.
>>27460302
I'm angry.
I'm angry about roasties.
>>27458230
>>27460044
top kek
thanks lads
>>27460311
Black and white answer is no
Grey area answer is yes
Tell ya what mate I was blown away when I heard about the bad weather. Windy miller down here.
>>27460311
If they are in a line: George Jack Anne then Anne is looking a George and by consequence looking at jack. However, the positions were not given. So cannot be determined
It's the wrong answer, but I don't care.
>>27460311
Cannot be determined, surely?
We aren't given information on Anne.
>>27460218
Maybe she was looking for a side guy who'd be cool being a side guy?
>>27460359
Fuck knows. she gave me her number but I'm not gunna do that to her boyfriend.
he could be a nice guy
going for a big long walk up to a big long tower today. doing it because half of me knows it'll do me some good, the other half hopes i get blown off.
>>27460386
Tbh, it's not your fault she's a whore, and if she doesn't get some on the side from you, she'll just find someone else to cuck her bf with.
>>27460386
What? m8 you get one shot at life. Take every opportunity you can to get your dick wet.
>>27460416
>>27460436
I didn't get a proper indication she wanted to cuck her bf, she was just being super flirty, but I couldn't imagine the pain if i had a qt gf and she cheated on me with someone like me.
I just want a qt gf, getting my rocks off isn't that much of a big deal to me right now
Can anybody /redpill/ me on Poleaboo?
>End of shift
>Stroll into toilets to hit the lights
>Greeted with this
Alright which one of you fuckers was it
>>27460529
Hello M :^)
Good /r9k/ threads becoming too rare.
Can I post in here even though I'm American?
>>27460474
What do you mean, redpill you on him? What you see is what you get, demented pervert who got caught and can't accept it
>>27460529
Is this a reference to Poleaboo's housemates playing badminton that time?
>>27460551
No, fuck off. Yanks have this entire website
>>27460557
I thought maybe it was some performance art thing. REdpill is reference to the Matrix movie where he syas "take the red pill or the blue pill" and one represents reality the other represencts
>>27460474
Poleaboo is an asbolutely magnificent basterd.
>move out of flat months ago
>still in groupchat
>find out other flatmate left just after me
>everyone still talks to him, tells him how much they miss him, etc.
>not one mention, ever.
HAHAHAHAHA.
The best part is that when I was leaving they pretended like I was actually part of the (family is the closest word) when we all knew it was a lie. Why the fuck did they bother? Why lie? Why not stare me down, be honest and say "you know, I never really spoke to you anyway, I'm not going to give a fuck you're not here anymore. More cupboard space for me."?
I resent fake niceness more than any insult.
Just remember, Call the police immediately if you see any branches, sticks, or twigs on the ground. Or if you see any other such dangerous weapons such as bicycle wheels.
>>27457068
>>27458385
Rainham here lads.
One of my fences fell down which is more than i was expecting tbqh.
>>27460334
>>27460346
>>27460350
The correct answer is yes. Either Anne is married, in which case she's looking at unmarried George, or she is unmarried and being looked at by married Jack.
Poleaboo has been NEET for over 6 months
What can he do to escape this living hell?
>>27460637
You can stop posting here for starters.
>>27460637
What skills do you have?
>>27460637
Is NEET life really that bad Poley? What are your aspirations in life, other than qt gf?
>>27460665
When you have a job, you really miss all the time off from not having a job. When you don't have one, you miss having things to do and feeling useful. Also, it's kind of depressing watching your peers all move on with their lives.
>>27460661
None
Have work experience not no skills unless you count shit like obedience (though incompetent) and honesty
>>27460665
>Is NEET life really that bad Poley?
Not if you take each day as it comes but it's distressing as fuck realising you have no plan to escape this pit and the effects it has on those around you
>What are your aspirations in life, other than qt gf?
I just want a place of my own so I can be a pathetic sack of shit in private and waste away without inconveniencing anyone
>>27460710
If you want to work and have a place of your own either prepare for living in absolute squalor or prepare for a back breaking climb up the career ladder.
>>27460710
Can you put any of the skills you built up while stalking to use in a professional field? PI work or something in IT or forensics?
Glorious sunshine here in weston
Poleaboo is a registered sex offender. There is no hope for him.
>>27460752
You can still get jobs that don't involve animals or children.
>>27460752
This isn't true
His first conviction can be written off after only a year since all he got was a fine
>>27460691
Not for me anon. Having a job is not useful it is just slaving away mostly for others so you can eat. Looking ahead and realising that for the next 50 years at least this what you are meant to be doing is depressing a fuck.
>>27460765
>>27460767
You have read his posts right? Its the fact that he's a sex offender, still maintains he did nothing wrong and is clearly a damaged human.
Sure a first offender with a different personality might stand a chance.
>>27460773
What would you do instead? I just got a new job in comms. I realised that if I were at home, I'd read the papers and fuck about on the internet all day, so now I'm being paid to do it.
Most people on here will have only had McJobs so their outlook on work is skewed.
>>27460565
Wow maybe /britfeel/ is bad too. Everyone is talking about some e-celeb.
>>27460459
Dude, girls dont stay single or break up with their boyfriends without finding a replacement first.
This is what they do, when they get sick of their current boyfriend no matter how much they say they love them right now, once they find a boyfriend to replace their old one, they will tell their old one that they're no longer dating.
She wanted your dick and wanted you to be her new boyfriend.
>>27460835
He's just a paki sex offender.
>>27460806
Well yeah if you get a perfect job like that then its ok but that is just so unlikely to happen for me in the next decade.
Pretty much doing anything at home would be better than at work, just being able to listen to music would be better.
>>27460830
I have a professional office job, I think it worse than being in a lot of retail jobs, at least then you ca maybe hope for something and piss about in the back and not have to think about it at home
Lads, please answer this poll for me.
https://strawpoll.me/7208030
>>27456299
Hows things in Stratford this weel?
/stratfeel/
>>27460594
No. He's an attention-seeking cunt who cuts himself, films girls on the loo and feels constantly sorry for himself.
>>27460830
McDonalds is a decent gig though
>>27460741
Not sure if you're serious
Another day another poleaboo thread s m h
>>27461028
Im still raging about that roastie from last night mate, no time for that paki today
>>27460938
I think it's crazy how Shakespeare was married to Anne Hathaway. She must be crazy rich from all the royalties on his plays and stuff, probably doesn't even need to act.
Even if I had 8/10 facial aesthetics and a nice body, how could I possibly attract a sexual partner with all this noxious gas that constantly escapes my bum?
>>27460114
About to go round my mates to play EDF, maybe some oblivion.
Still going to banter with the steam lads though :^)
>>27460938
Pretty good. Spending the day at Westfield.
I'm lonely. How do I get a bf?
Fuck the storm, honestly. It just had to damage shit
>>27461252
Yeah you better. Or else.
>Have a wank
>Foreskin is super dry
>All the skin cracks
>Foreskin is now itchy and sore
God damn lads
>>27461264
fucking hell how far england has fallen
dindus, shitskins and ragheads litter the street
Post weapon sweeps
my attitude towards the world has been irreparably changed by leaving my parent's house
and not for the better.
>Police in Japan have detained a 23-year-old man on suspicion of keeping a teenage girl prisoner for two years.
>Japan had a "stalking crisis" for a while ago. Which it's so common for women to be stalked for months then kidnapped or killed after. Mainly from an ex-husband or a co-worker...
Poleaboo feels you brother but doesn't sympathise, you got to live the dream
>>27461654
how do you make it dry? might stop me from wanking so much
>tfw back to work tomorrow after a month off
not looking forward to it lads
>>27461783
Good. These paedos are out of control.
>>27462147
not sure mate, i do have really badly dry skin though.
>it is now over a month ago that the qt asked me to take her to the looney bin
>still regretting it that I said no
Made a critical error in getting a bag of Sensations.
Like eating crisps with all the taste intentionally removed.
>>27461807
>hur dur i had one negative experience now i hate everything
Lol manchild, first steps are always hard
>look after stray cats
>only one stray cat under my care at the moment
>go downstairs this morning
>open the back door
>8 tins of Whiskas sat outside on the doorstep
My stray cat didn't just go out shopping for Whiskas did it...?
>>27462656
your neighbours probably gave them you so that the fucking straycats fuck off to you.
>>27462653
it's more that my entire understanding of normies has been shattered and now every possible outcome I could have forseen is gone.
objective success is possible, perhaps even easier than expected, but finding happiness has got a hell of a lot harder.
i see no reason to take any more steps.
>>27462651
Sensations are literally GOAT crisps, vintage cheddar and onion chuttney is the best flavour.
Unless you got roast chicken, then you fucked up because those are pretty shit.
>>27462688
>objective success is possible, perhaps even easier than expected
uhm no, you'd fail miserable you fucking manchild.
>>27462702
it can be easier than expected and still doomed to failure, anon.
>>27462695
> Unless you got roast chicken, then you fucked up because those are pretty shit.
Fucks sake.
>>27462702
>you'd fail miserable
OH THE IRONING
>>27462711
did all the staying inside give you alzheimer's?
>success
>failure
literally pick one.
>>27462728
if you expect something to be impossible and it turns out merely unbelievably improbable, it is easier than expected.
you're still fucked though.
>>27462714
School boy error. I bought Roast Chicken once, never again.
>>27459998
The purpose of the op image is to be creative with it fuckwad.
>>27462656
>Adopt a stray a while back
>Take it to the vessel after a couple of days to see if it has a chip
>It does
>Ring up the owner
>Oh hey good news! I found your cat
>Oh..uh...well we thought it was never coming back, we bought a rottweiler...
>It went missing a week ago
>They live 7 miles from me
>Vet says there's no way this young cat walked that far, no damage on its paws
>Owner pipes up that it's name is Tom
>Vet whispers to me that it's female
>Can't fucking report this cunt owner to the RSPCA for driving out and dumping a cat by a random road in the middle of the coldest winter we've had for years
>Hang up, decide to rename and keep the cat
>Old lady at the end of the street finds out I adopted it and occasionally posts cat treats and toys through my letterbox
Fucking scum like that owner make me unironically so mad.
Sorry Rottweiler bro, there's not much I can do
>>27462656
>>27462679 is correct. You are not taking proper care of your cats so they are pestering your neighbours for food.
>>27462695
>>27462714
I like the chicken ones desu
>>27462979
Fair play you are nice
>>27463008
Technically they're not my cats and I look after them better than anyone else would. Also like I said, if you could read, I only look after one at the moment. It wouldn't pester my neighbours for food because it is terrified of their dog, and even if they were being pestered for food and upset about this, why would their solution be to then buy food?
You haven't thought this through very well.
>>27462979
Im not really a cat person but people like that boil my piss. Fucking disgusting, those animals rely on us can't just dump them
>>27456299
Lost me fence lads
lads, all the easter eggs are like 50p in the shops today. got a rolo egg, milky bar egg, and a couple of boxes of mini eggs at 30p each. by my estimates that's tonight's dinner and tomorrow's breakfast sorted, with perhaps a cheeky late night snack if i feel like treating myself
Why do the eggs always taste better than the chocolate bars
Considering blackmailing a girl into having sex with me desu
Went on a very nice dog walk today lads. Fields were very wet and muddy, he loved it. What did you get up to?
>>27463407
hollow chocolate eggs taste shit
I hate chocolate. I get through about half the egg and just want to throw the rest away
>>27463461
You shouldn't eat it all at once then tubby
Back on the bennies soon.
Losing my job sucked but I guess I can easily find another now, if anyone accepts me for an interview.
;_;
>>27463448
That looks lush, I am jelly. I've been in bed hungover all day.
How can Han Solo come back in the next star wars film?
>>27463425
What are you blackmailing her with lad?
>sitting in
>writing my cv and researching jobs
>have a false optimism that I will find something enjoyable god forbid something relevant to my studies
>have meeting with the agency tomorrow
>will probably apply for me on every wagecucking position imaginable
why does it feel so dreadful?
>>27463489
Flashbacks
>>27463534
>that I will find something enjoyable
Ha, as if.
>>27463534
>jobs
>enjoyable
I got some bad news for you mate...
>>27463489
He will rise from the dead. He is a metaphor for Jesus.
>>27463574
>>27463576
The civil service anons and people who shit post from work seem to have a great set up.
>>27463593
I suppose but don't get your hopes up. You'll be even more miserable when you end up working a shit job.
>>27463616
This tbqhwyf I feel like killing myself more when employed with money than free but poor.
>>27463616
I wasn't him, I work a shit job and so I know how shit they can be and to me those comfy jobs sound fucking awesome in comparison. There certainly are some more bearable jobs.
>>27463640
Same lad. I really wish I could be neet forever but then I have no money.
Rich neets have it the best. I'd sell my soul to become rich overnight.
>>27463658
I recently got my SIA licence and have an interview for an overnight security job next week.
>Its Monday
Well sheeeit
just ordered a hand trowel, hand fork, tape measure, grubber and mallet
i really enjoy buying tools
>>27463771
Bank holiday though so basically still the weekend.
IF Ben Arfa in my free fifa pack
Today was a good day
>>27463822
i once got an inform thiago silva, sold him for 250k
>>27463574
>>27463576
All I am trying to do is avoid catering, cleaning and warehouses.
..I bet retail won't be easy also but must be better than complete dead end..
>>27463890
>I bet retail won't be easy also but must be better than complete dead end..
Retail is hard to get. EVERYONE and I mean everyone applies for retail. You need past experience and references to stand a chance for it.
>>27463425
that you again poleopedo?
>>27463912
jesus.. so carrying boxes, restocking tescos, cleaning plates, serving food and cleaning floors are the 'easy' jobs these days?
like the 'entry level' jobs?
btw i never see entry level jobs advertised, it is only senior this and senior that.. with +2 years experience.
>>27463865
I got an in form Rooney last year, sold him for 750, absolutely mental
Does my head in coming up against people with ronaldo/Messi etc, they must literally spend thousands of pounds on fifa packs
>>27463890
>but must be better than complete dead end..
Not really. Retail is dead end and you have to deal with the public. Society considers it better than being a cleaner, but it's minimum wage so you make the same as a cleaner. Plus you have to take customers smug attitudes and all the bullshit that comes with it.
I was wondering why the fuck it was so windy, we all locked up nice n tight for the day then lads?
afternoon lads
Overslept a bit
How was Poleaboo's Easter weekend? Did he get lots of eggs?
>>27463955
Jesus it's basically 5pm bro
>>27463448
i've never seen a more british photograph in my life
>>27463945
..i won't give up just yet.. curious to see how far i can make it and how much a man's mind can take before it starts to hear voices..
>>27460114
>>27460190
>>27461252
>>27463955
>2D waifu
truly pleb. still here lads
>>27463935
>so carrying boxes, restocking tescos, cleaning plates, serving food and cleaning floors are the 'easy' jobs these days?
Pretty much if you have no qualifications or decent previous experience. You'll still need references for even these jobs though. So if you have none, you'll need to volunteer somewhere first.
>i never see entry level jobs advertised, it is only senior this and senior that.. with +2 years experience.
Buyers market. There are more people looking for jobs than there are jobs so even for shit tier jobs, employers can be as picky as they want.
is asda open today or is this easter bullshit still going on
>>27463890
>wanting to work in retail
Pls no anon
I started in Tesco 3 weeks go and have spent the last 2 weeks trying to quit.
>>27463973
Yea, been sleeping rotten for the past week so I guess it all caught up to me
>>27463986
>waifu
That's a cuteboy m8
>>27464001
>spent the last 2 weeks trying to quit
You know you can just tell them that you quit right?
>>27463999
Fuck me I don't know mate if only there were something we could use to consult about these sorts of things. Some kind of information network so to speak.
>your only friend abandons you
What do I do now?
>>27464043
I'm anti-confrontational
>>27464060
Stop being a normie?
Britfeel are the only friends you need.
>>27463997
>tfw have experience in my obscure field but no contacts
>tfw getting contact in the field is the hard part
>mfw my only references are from wagecucking cleaning irrelevant positions
> j u s t
>>27463974
Yeah. The nearby fields are a nice escape from my quiet yet chavvy town of 18,000.
it was my mum's birthday today, we went to see the new batman vs superman movie and then ate japanese food together
Poleaboo is bored
Wondering if he should install Tor and browse darknet markets
OR
download and install Microsoft Office on his new laptop
OR
download Photoshop and shop pics of himself being dominated by the Polish girls
OR
Something else
>>27463974
How's this
Originales
>Scotland
aye "windy as hell" my ass. live up here your whole life and call that shit windy as hell. my neighbours window had a fuckin trampoline halfway through it this morning
>>27463945
This.
I've been working part-time at Sainsbury's now for almost 9 years, customers do look down on you but old people are pretty nice to you to be honest and it is cool seeing cuties come in, you're like the working class boy to them, blue collar worker and all that.
However managers are a pain when they want you to do overtime, they don't understand how little I actually want to work because it interferes with my animes and masturbation routines, I tell them I'm not doing any overtime when there's a cool new video game comes out.
They know me by now though that I'm there for the money and not a career but I'm a solid worker, it might be a shit job but I believe in giving it my 100% while I am there and being paid to be there.
Also cute checkout girls are my lifeline, there's always new girls starting on checkouts who I can perv on.
Retail isn't that bad as a a shelf-stacker, I'd hate to be on checkouts it looks busy as hell there.
>>27464086
I guess that's it then.
What do we do for fun?
Unaffected scottish master race
>>27464069
Damn son, might help you in this situation though
>>27464093
Those fields with that suburban background looks seriously comfy.
>tfw gf is away so have no one to play Diablo with
>>27463979
Good luck lad. If you don't want to end yourself now, in 2 years you will and thinking of death will be comforting.
Minimum wageslaving is hell. Don't be like me, stay in school kids.
>>27464122
I normally wait until someone posts something and starts to get replies, then pretend to be the OP and argue with all the other posters. It is hilarious.
>>27464122
Video games, anime, tv shows, movies.
You have entertainment right in front of you. I mostly play vidya.
>>27464229
Normie scum
>>>/out/
>>27464245
Staying in school is a meme. Everyone I know just ends up working minimum wage even if they have a degree unless they are some privileged Eugene Thunderbrain.
The only way to win is either opt out completely by becoming a shut in NEET for the rest of your days or by having the balls to kill yourself before you get sucked into wageslavery.
>stay up til like 6am playing DOTT
>power cut thanks to the wind
>game crashes after splashscreen now
>reinstalling didn't fix it
Well, now I'm depressed
>>27464346
Opposite for me. All my friends went onto to get degrees and get good jobs. I feel really embarrassed hanging out with them as they all have nice cars and houses while I'm still moving from shit job to shit job.
Even my fucking school bully ended up working at jaguar landrover. I wanted to kill myself after finding that out.
>>27464114
drink some Tyskie
>>27464396
>DOTT
What's that?
>>27464434
day of the tentacle
oc
>Entire weekend dedicated to whatever music you want on Radio 1
>Girls constantly calling in to request chartshit that is played every 10 minutes every day of the week and one direction songs
Fucking
Ree
>>27464434
Dragons Of Three Thrones
Do you even into gaming?
>>27464448
>listening to the radio
>water is heavily pouring through the roof onto bed in front bedroom
>have to move to back bedroom
>chavs all outside the window on the roof of their extension causing a ruckus
Not comfy at all to be quite honest mates.
>>27464267
That's a little too devious for me.
>>27464310
I can't decide what anime to watch. Do you recommend anything?
I like love stories. Stuff like Kimi ni Todoke and Toradora.
>>27464245
oh but i did stay in school and uni and graduate school i have also done wagecucking. around 3.5 months is my breaking point. I lose my mind by the 4th.
don't ask what happened to my degrees... i was too naive and fell for the do-what-you-love-a-degree-means-employment meme ..
>>27463498
I don't know. Any ideas?
>>27464469
>Listening to a anime music
>>27460114
Had a walk with many wanwans today, might get comfy and eat some Easter chocolate now
>tfw the chavs are now in my garden cutting my tree down
Fuck sake, I liked that tree.
I admin a page on normiebook where I post shitty memes, and generally anything I find amusing. Would britfeel be interested in that or would they bully? It only has 50 likes and I'm trying to build on that
>>27464663
god i want to love you tenderly and let you know youre the most important person in the world
>>27464704
Stop samefagging blx
>>27464667
Call the police?
>>27464692
Christ, you're like my autistic little bother who thinks likes on facebook have value.
>>27464692
I'm going to assume this is a thinly veiled personal army request and so will not be partaking.
>5:20pm on a monday
>just woke up
Need to sort it out desu
>>27464721
>he fell for the police meme
>>27460114
Christ I need to move out of home lads I think I'm going insane
>>27464692
> implying normiebook has any value in the world
> implying you won't now get bullied for even bringing it up
> implying you don't deserve it
>>27464721
>>27464724
I have my answer then ;__;
>>27464692
Fuck off you twat
>>27464704
Th-thanks I guess
oc
>>27464667
Go outside and kick off lad
Or are you going to spend your entire life being a weak male
>>27464736
Same lad. No food in the house and can't be bothered to go out to get any. It's cold and wet. Also can't order anything as I have lived off takeaways for the past 3 days in a row. Can't order again. Looks like i'm starving myself today.
>>27464667
>chavs trespassing, destruction of property and vandalism
>post on r9k
Come on lad, at least phone the bobbies. Why are they even doing it?
>>27464667
Where the fuck do you live? You always moan about chavs on the roof.
>>27464663
I only had the one dog with me desu. More dogs would always be appreciated.
I'm lonely.
Does anyone want to be my girlfriend?
please, I'll date any of you, where ever you live, no matter your weight
I just want to feel something,
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
>>27464814
No point kicking off mate, used to do it back in the day but they enjoy the attention desu, best to just leave them too it.
>>27464835
>Why are they even doing it?
They are chavs mate, that's like asking why bears shit in the woods.
>>27464842
>Where the fuck do you live?
The ghetto.
>You always moan about chavs on the roof.
As would you with chavs on your roof.
>>27464880
Where are you located? :^)
original desu
>>27464448
>Radio requests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQV0Klp6zg
>>27464880
I can dress as a girl if you want?
>>27464881
>The ghetto.
Can't you move?
>>27464904
Songs always sound better on the radio tho
>>27464881
Sneak a pic through your curtains, I need to see this
What about if you bought a slingshot and steel balls from amazon or something? Or get somone else to buy it and then they couldn't trace the purchase to you.
Try to crack their fucking degenerate skulls.
>>27456299
my wheelie bin blew over
Its carnage
>>27464899
scotland
>>27464906
are you cute and feminine?
>>27464964
>are you cute and feminine?
No.
>>27464964
>are you cute and feminine?
Like a cute and feminine boy is going to post here and be single
>>27464964
>scotland
Christ, I'm about as far south as you can get.
Oh well.
why is everyone on here a tranny or gay? where have all the heterosexual normie robots gone?
>>27465030
>normie robots
are you a retard?
>>27465030
>normie robots
>>27465030
There's 2 schools of thought
1: They're not true gay. They're just prison gay
2: Women don't post here so you'd never see the hetereosexual normies flirting. They just blend in
>>27465020
PLEASE. I need some oxytocin in my life PLEASE
>>27465088
I'm a woman posting here.
>>27465074
Makes perfect sense. For example, I am an autistic sperglord with no social life, hence a robot, but also still more normie than the people on here who dress up as women and wank to taiwanese tenteacle porn cartoons.
>>27465088
>1: They're not true gay. They're just prison gay
Nice meme.
>>27465111
post proof desu.
also original
>>27465126
>mfw you think normie means straight person who doesn't fap to cartoon porn
I'm pretty sure you are a normie at this point, just because you're so utterly clueless.
>>27465155
No you idiot. I'm saying, within the broad subgroup of robots, I am on the normie end of the spectrum.
Some of the spaccers on here make even me look a normie with their sexual depravity.
>>27465188
>people who try to define definitions of normalfaggtory
If you're posting here, you're probably relatively normal. All the genuine basketcases are on wizardchan
>>27465188
ngl you reek of being a steaming normie in denial
>all my friends think i'm weird!
>i've not even had sex!
>haha oh i totally spilt my spaghetti trying to talk to her last night!
>>27465111
Could you kindly fuck off?
Thanks
>>27465111
Plz be my gf
Also witnessed
>>27465267
Feeling really smug right now because I can blast you with the facts.
>no social contact outside of my parents
>only time I leave the house is for minimum wage job where I don't speak to anyone
>never attended a party
>have the same amount of sexual experiences as a newborn baby.
>people arguing what it means to be a robot
It's simple. Sexuality and fetishes ave nothing to do with it.
>never had sex
>never had gf/bf
>works a shit job or is on bennies
>no friends or only 1/2 friends that rarely get seen
That's it.
>>27465329
agreed t b h senpai
>>27465329
>1/2 friends
reminder that any amount of any kind of friend makes you a normie
>>27465306
>>have the same amount of sexual experiences as a newborn baby.
New born babies are allowed to touch their mums tits
>>27465329
Real life friends is normie
Online friends is fine though
>>27465329
This was my point originally though, "robot" is a pretty broad category, but some robots are weirder than others. Was just wanting to see fewer trannies on here because I can't really relate to them.
>>27465353
Not going to argue with you on that, you have a point. Long as you don't see those friends on a regular basis. I'm talking once every 5/6 months.
>>27465306
fair enough then
are you me by any chance?
>>27465361
Yeah, but I was a baby once I suppose so that still counts.
>>27465369
There's no trannies. They're just bumboys using 2d anime girls as avatars
>>27465398
This tbqhwylf
>>27465329
I meet all of these. Feels good to be accepted somewhere.
>>27465378
Unfortunately not. Shit how many people like us there really are out there desu.
These lighter nights have seriously fucked up my schedule
