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Damn it's fucking windy as hell down here.
>tfw type up long post, put effort into it and then go to reply and it says 'this thread is archived, you cannot reply anymore'
I sware the post was on first page too, must have been an old tab. a bit peeved lads
>Sittingbourne lad
>Bit blustery
>Only one fence gate blown off
Pretty fucking disappointed tbqh. I was hoping for a lot more destruction to wake up to. Might take a walk up the park later to see what's happened there.
Hi to the other Sittingbourne lad if you're around.
>>27456907
What was the post about? Sum it up.
I'm in Europe, boarding a flight in an hour set to fly through the storm and land at Stansted. Pray for me.
>>27457118
>leaving the country
Normie alert.
Come on lads, don't die so soon
I'm the only one at work, nobody else fucking turned up. Literally not even my manager.
Gonna sit here and wank all day and play vidya and do nothing lads.
And get paid for it.
Fuck yeah
>>27457068
WAHEY SITTINGBOURNE
Apparently some scaffolding fell down on Borden Lane and fucked some cars up.
>tfw 5 hour wagecucking after 3 alchy nights on the trot.
>>27456299
that wasnt much of a storm, was it
>>27458385
Haven't heard that but as I say, most damage up here is someones gate blown off and some woman might have lost some washing which stupidly she left out on the line.
Where do you hail from in this fair town?
>>27459102
Fucking disappointed if I'm honest.
>>27459290
Up near the Jenny Wren, on the way to the A249
>>27459475
What's it like up that way?
I'm near Murston just of the top of Snipps Hill.
>>27459522
Quiet. It's annoying being so far from the town though.
>>27456299
>that picture
>that title
Wow OP you really are a useless faggot aren't you
When is Gorilla going to post the damn film night poll?
>>27459971
yeah, it is better to stick to the overused picture, so that everybody knows that you have no creativity.
>>27459998
>screencaps of bbc weather are creative
If you want to be creative then fiddle with the image or something, its meant to stay relatively constant so as to be a kind of signpost from the catalogue
>>27458230
Cause its a bank holiday bro, go home
Post waifus. What's the plan today, lads? About to take the dog out for a nice walk desu.
>>27459971
>>27459998
To be fair he is right.
Never include the humorous "edition" gag in the subject.
Leave it for the actual post.
"/britfeel/" goes in the subject, alone.
>>27460114
Just had some lunch, gonna do some washing up and then try out my new boots.
>out last night for the first time in months
>Get introduced to a qt grill
>Get talking, no sperging on my behalf
>Go to next pub
>She sits on my lap and pulls my arm around her waist
>Starts talking about her boyfriend back at uni or some shit
>stillnohope.jpg
holding back the sperg rage was not easy lads, im not going to lie to you
>>27457118
I lived.
>>27460218
what
the
fuck
I am so angry for you.
I can't even say whether you were cucked or not
That's just fucking weird
She sat on your lap, pulled your arm around her waist and then started talking about her boyfriend
Bro, what the fuck are you
Brainteaser for you:
Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George. Jack is married, but George is not.
Is a married person looking at an unmarried person?
Possible answers are yes, no and cannot be determined.
>>27460302
I'm angry.
I'm angry about roasties.
>>27458230
>>27460044
top kek
thanks lads
>>27460311
Black and white answer is no
Grey area answer is yes
Tell ya what mate I was blown away when I heard about the bad weather. Windy miller down here.
>>27460311
If they are in a line: George Jack Anne then Anne is looking a George and by consequence looking at jack. However, the positions were not given. So cannot be determined
It's the wrong answer, but I don't care.
>>27460311
Cannot be determined, surely?
We aren't given information on Anne.
>>27460218
Maybe she was looking for a side guy who'd be cool being a side guy?
>>27460359
Fuck knows. she gave me her number but I'm not gunna do that to her boyfriend.
he could be a nice guy
going for a big long walk up to a big long tower today. doing it because half of me knows it'll do me some good, the other half hopes i get blown off.
>>27460386
Tbh, it's not your fault she's a whore, and if she doesn't get some on the side from you, she'll just find someone else to cuck her bf with.
>>27460386
What? m8 you get one shot at life. Take every opportunity you can to get your dick wet.
>>27460416
>>27460436
I didn't get a proper indication she wanted to cuck her bf, she was just being super flirty, but I couldn't imagine the pain if i had a qt gf and she cheated on me with someone like me.
I just want a qt gf, getting my rocks off isn't that much of a big deal to me right now
Can anybody /redpill/ me on Poleaboo?
>End of shift
>Stroll into toilets to hit the lights
>Greeted with this
Alright which one of you fuckers was it
>>27460529
Hello M :^)
Good /r9k/ threads becoming too rare.
Can I post in here even though I'm American?
>>27460474
What do you mean, redpill you on him? What you see is what you get, demented pervert who got caught and can't accept it
>>27460529
Is this a reference to Poleaboo's housemates playing badminton that time?
>>27460551
No, fuck off. Yanks have this entire website
>>27460557
I thought maybe it was some performance art thing. REdpill is reference to the Matrix movie where he syas "take the red pill or the blue pill" and one represents reality the other represencts
>>27460474
Poleaboo is an asbolutely magnificent basterd.
>move out of flat months ago
>still in groupchat
>find out other flatmate left just after me
>everyone still talks to him, tells him how much they miss him, etc.
>not one mention, ever.
HAHAHAHAHA.
The best part is that when I was leaving they pretended like I was actually part of the (family is the closest word) when we all knew it was a lie. Why the fuck did they bother? Why lie? Why not stare me down, be honest and say "you know, I never really spoke to you anyway, I'm not going to give a fuck you're not here anymore. More cupboard space for me."?
I resent fake niceness more than any insult.
Just remember, Call the police immediately if you see any branches, sticks, or twigs on the ground. Or if you see any other such dangerous weapons such as bicycle wheels.
>>27457068
>>27458385
Rainham here lads.
One of my fences fell down which is more than i was expecting tbqh.
>>27460334
>>27460346
>>27460350
The correct answer is yes. Either Anne is married, in which case she's looking at unmarried George, or she is unmarried and being looked at by married Jack.
Poleaboo has been NEET for over 6 months
What can he do to escape this living hell?
>>27460637
You can stop posting here for starters.
>>27460637
What skills do you have?
>>27460637
Is NEET life really that bad Poley? What are your aspirations in life, other than qt gf?
>>27460665
When you have a job, you really miss all the time off from not having a job. When you don't have one, you miss having things to do and feeling useful. Also, it's kind of depressing watching your peers all move on with their lives.
>>27460661
None
Have work experience not no skills unless you count shit like obedience (though incompetent) and honesty
>>27460665
>Is NEET life really that bad Poley?
Not if you take each day as it comes but it's distressing as fuck realising you have no plan to escape this pit and the effects it has on those around you
>What are your aspirations in life, other than qt gf?
I just want a place of my own so I can be a pathetic sack of shit in private and waste away without inconveniencing anyone
>>27460710
If you want to work and have a place of your own either prepare for living in absolute squalor or prepare for a back breaking climb up the career ladder.
>>27460710
Can you put any of the skills you built up while stalking to use in a professional field? PI work or something in IT or forensics?
Glorious sunshine here in weston
Poleaboo is a registered sex offender. There is no hope for him.
>>27460752
You can still get jobs that don't involve animals or children.
>>27460752
This isn't true
His first conviction can be written off after only a year since all he got was a fine
>>27460691
Not for me anon. Having a job is not useful it is just slaving away mostly for others so you can eat. Looking ahead and realising that for the next 50 years at least this what you are meant to be doing is depressing a fuck.
>>27460765
>>27460767
You have read his posts right? Its the fact that he's a sex offender, still maintains he did nothing wrong and is clearly a damaged human.
Sure a first offender with a different personality might stand a chance.
>>27460773
What would you do instead? I just got a new job in comms. I realised that if I were at home, I'd read the papers and fuck about on the internet all day, so now I'm being paid to do it.
Most people on here will have only had McJobs so their outlook on work is skewed.
>>27460565
Wow maybe /britfeel/ is bad too. Everyone is talking about some e-celeb.
>>27460459
Dude, girls dont stay single or break up with their boyfriends without finding a replacement first.
This is what they do, when they get sick of their current boyfriend no matter how much they say they love them right now, once they find a boyfriend to replace their old one, they will tell their old one that they're no longer dating.
She wanted your dick and wanted you to be her new boyfriend.
>>27460835
He's just a paki sex offender.
>>27460806
Well yeah if you get a perfect job like that then its ok but that is just so unlikely to happen for me in the next decade.
Pretty much doing anything at home would be better than at work, just being able to listen to music would be better.
>>27460830
I have a professional office job, I think it worse than being in a lot of retail jobs, at least then you ca maybe hope for something and piss about in the back and not have to think about it at home
Lads, please answer this poll for me.
https://strawpoll.me/7208030
>>27456299
Hows things in Stratford this weel?
/stratfeel/
>>27460594
No. He's an attention-seeking cunt who cuts himself, films girls on the loo and feels constantly sorry for himself.
>>27460830
McDonalds is a decent gig though
>>27460741
Not sure if you're serious
Another day another poleaboo thread s m h
>>27461028
Im still raging about that roastie from last night mate, no time for that paki today
>>27460938
I think it's crazy how Shakespeare was married to Anne Hathaway. She must be crazy rich from all the royalties on his plays and stuff, probably doesn't even need to act.
Even if I had 8/10 facial aesthetics and a nice body, how could I possibly attract a sexual partner with all this noxious gas that constantly escapes my bum?
>>27460114
About to go round my mates to play EDF, maybe some oblivion.
Still going to banter with the steam lads though :^)
>>27460938
Pretty good. Spending the day at Westfield.
I'm lonely. How do I get a bf?
Fuck the storm, honestly. It just had to damage shit
>>27461252
Yeah you better. Or else.
>Have a wank
>Foreskin is super dry
>All the skin cracks
>Foreskin is now itchy and sore
God damn lads
>>27461264
fucking hell how far england has fallen
dindus, shitskins and ragheads litter the street
Post weapon sweeps
my attitude towards the world has been irreparably changed by leaving my parent's house
and not for the better.
>Police in Japan have detained a 23-year-old man on suspicion of keeping a teenage girl prisoner for two years.
>Japan had a "stalking crisis" for a while ago. Which it's so common for women to be stalked for months then kidnapped or killed after. Mainly from an ex-husband or a co-worker...
Poleaboo feels you brother but doesn't sympathise, you got to live the dream
>>27461654
how do you make it dry? might stop me from wanking so much
>tfw back to work tomorrow after a month off
not looking forward to it lads
>>27461783
Good. These paedos are out of control.
>>27462147
not sure mate, i do have really badly dry skin though.
>it is now over a month ago that the qt asked me to take her to the looney bin
>still regretting it that I said no
Made a critical error in getting a bag of Sensations.
Like eating crisps with all the taste intentionally removed.
>>27461807
>hur dur i had one negative experience now i hate everything
Lol manchild, first steps are always hard
>look after stray cats
>only one stray cat under my care at the moment
>go downstairs this morning
>open the back door
>8 tins of Whiskas sat outside on the doorstep
My stray cat didn't just go out shopping for Whiskas did it...?
>>27462656
your neighbours probably gave them you so that the fucking straycats fuck off to you.
>>27462653
it's more that my entire understanding of normies has been shattered and now every possible outcome I could have forseen is gone.
objective success is possible, perhaps even easier than expected, but finding happiness has got a hell of a lot harder.
i see no reason to take any more steps.
>>27462651
Sensations are literally GOAT crisps, vintage cheddar and onion chuttney is the best flavour.
Unless you got roast chicken, then you fucked up because those are pretty shit.
>>27462688
>objective success is possible, perhaps even easier than expected
uhm no, you'd fail miserable you fucking manchild.
>>27462702
it can be easier than expected and still doomed to failure, anon.
>>27462695
> Unless you got roast chicken, then you fucked up because those are pretty shit.
Fucks sake.
>>27462702
>you'd fail miserable
OH THE IRONING
>>27462711
did all the staying inside give you alzheimer's?
>success
>failure
literally pick one.
>>27462728
if you expect something to be impossible and it turns out merely unbelievably improbable, it is easier than expected.
you're still fucked though.
>>27462714
School boy error. I bought Roast Chicken once, never again.
>>27459998
The purpose of the op image is to be creative with it fuckwad.
>>27462656
>Adopt a stray a while back
>Take it to the vessel after a couple of days to see if it has a chip
>It does
>Ring up the owner
>Oh hey good news! I found your cat
>Oh..uh...well we thought it was never coming back, we bought a rottweiler...
>It went missing a week ago
>They live 7 miles from me
>Vet says there's no way this young cat walked that far, no damage on its paws
>Owner pipes up that it's name is Tom
>Vet whispers to me that it's female
>Can't fucking report this cunt owner to the RSPCA for driving out and dumping a cat by a random road in the middle of the coldest winter we've had for years
>Hang up, decide to rename and keep the cat
>Old lady at the end of the street finds out I adopted it and occasionally posts cat treats and toys through my letterbox
Fucking scum like that owner make me unironically so mad.
Sorry Rottweiler bro, there's not much I can do
>>27462656
>>27462679 is correct. You are not taking proper care of your cats so they are pestering your neighbours for food.
>>27462695
>>27462714
I like the chicken ones desu
>>27462979
Fair play you are nice
>>27463008
Technically they're not my cats and I look after them better than anyone else would. Also like I said, if you could read, I only look after one at the moment. It wouldn't pester my neighbours for food because it is terrified of their dog, and even if they were being pestered for food and upset about this, why would their solution be to then buy food?
You haven't thought this through very well.
>>27462979
Im not really a cat person but people like that boil my piss. Fucking disgusting, those animals rely on us can't just dump them
>>27456299
Lost me fence lads
lads, all the easter eggs are like 50p in the shops today. got a rolo egg, milky bar egg, and a couple of boxes of mini eggs at 30p each. by my estimates that's tonight's dinner and tomorrow's breakfast sorted, with perhaps a cheeky late night snack if i feel like treating myself
Why do the eggs always taste better than the chocolate bars
Considering blackmailing a girl into having sex with me desu
Went on a very nice dog walk today lads. Fields were very wet and muddy, he loved it. What did you get up to?
>>27463407
hollow chocolate eggs taste shit
I hate chocolate. I get through about half the egg and just want to throw the rest away
>>27463461
You shouldn't eat it all at once then tubby
Back on the bennies soon.
Losing my job sucked but I guess I can easily find another now, if anyone accepts me for an interview.
;_;
>>27463448
That looks lush, I am jelly. I've been in bed hungover all day.
How can Han Solo come back in the next star wars film?
>>27463425
What are you blackmailing her with lad?
>sitting in
>writing my cv and researching jobs
>have a false optimism that I will find something enjoyable god forbid something relevant to my studies
>have meeting with the agency tomorrow
>will probably apply for me on every wagecucking position imaginable
why does it feel so dreadful?
>>27463489
Flashbacks
>>27463534
>that I will find something enjoyable
Ha, as if.
>>27463534
>jobs
>enjoyable
I got some bad news for you mate...
>>27463489
He will rise from the dead. He is a metaphor for Jesus.
>>27463574
>>27463576
The civil service anons and people who shit post from work seem to have a great set up.
>>27463593
I suppose but don't get your hopes up. You'll be even more miserable when you end up working a shit job.
>>27463616
This tbqhwyf I feel like killing myself more when employed with money than free but poor.
>>27463616
I wasn't him, I work a shit job and so I know how shit they can be and to me those comfy jobs sound fucking awesome in comparison. There certainly are some more bearable jobs.
>>27463640
Same lad. I really wish I could be neet forever but then I have no money.
Rich neets have it the best. I'd sell my soul to become rich overnight.
>>27463658
I recently got my SIA licence and have an interview for an overnight security job next week.
>Its Monday
Well sheeeit
just ordered a hand trowel, hand fork, tape measure, grubber and mallet
i really enjoy buying tools
>>27463771
Bank holiday though so basically still the weekend.
IF Ben Arfa in my free fifa pack
Today was a good day
>>27463822
i once got an inform thiago silva, sold him for 250k
>>27463574
>>27463576
All I am trying to do is avoid catering, cleaning and warehouses.
..I bet retail won't be easy also but must be better than complete dead end..
>>27463890
>I bet retail won't be easy also but must be better than complete dead end..
Retail is hard to get. EVERYONE and I mean everyone applies for retail. You need past experience and references to stand a chance for it.
>>27463425
that you again poleopedo?
>>27463912
jesus.. so carrying boxes, restocking tescos, cleaning plates, serving food and cleaning floors are the 'easy' jobs these days?
like the 'entry level' jobs?
btw i never see entry level jobs advertised, it is only senior this and senior that.. with +2 years experience.
>>27463865
I got an in form Rooney last year, sold him for 750, absolutely mental
Does my head in coming up against people with ronaldo/Messi etc, they must literally spend thousands of pounds on fifa packs
>>27463890
>but must be better than complete dead end..
Not really. Retail is dead end and you have to deal with the public. Society considers it better than being a cleaner, but it's minimum wage so you make the same as a cleaner. Plus you have to take customers smug attitudes and all the bullshit that comes with it.
I was wondering why the fuck it was so windy, we all locked up nice n tight for the day then lads?
afternoon lads
Overslept a bit
How was Poleaboo's Easter weekend? Did he get lots of eggs?
>>27463955
Jesus it's basically 5pm bro
>>27463448
i've never seen a more british photograph in my life
>>27463945
..i won't give up just yet.. curious to see how far i can make it and how much a man's mind can take before it starts to hear voices..
>>27460114
>>27460190
>>27461252
>>27463955
>2D waifu
truly pleb. still here lads
>>27463935
>so carrying boxes, restocking tescos, cleaning plates, serving food and cleaning floors are the 'easy' jobs these days?
Pretty much if you have no qualifications or decent previous experience. You'll still need references for even these jobs though. So if you have none, you'll need to volunteer somewhere first.
>i never see entry level jobs advertised, it is only senior this and senior that.. with +2 years experience.
Buyers market. There are more people looking for jobs than there are jobs so even for shit tier jobs, employers can be as picky as they want.
is asda open today or is this easter bullshit still going on
>>27463890
>wanting to work in retail
Pls no anon
I started in Tesco 3 weeks go and have spent the last 2 weeks trying to quit.
>>27463973
Yea, been sleeping rotten for the past week so I guess it all caught up to me
>>27463986
>waifu
That's a cuteboy m8
>>27464001
>spent the last 2 weeks trying to quit
You know you can just tell them that you quit right?
>>27463999
Fuck me I don't know mate if only there were something we could use to consult about these sorts of things. Some kind of information network so to speak.
>your only friend abandons you
What do I do now?
>>27464043
I'm anti-confrontational
>>27464060
Stop being a normie?
Britfeel are the only friends you need.
>>27463997
>tfw have experience in my obscure field but no contacts
>tfw getting contact in the field is the hard part
>mfw my only references are from wagecucking cleaning irrelevant positions
> j u s t
>>27463974
Yeah. The nearby fields are a nice escape from my quiet yet chavvy town of 18,000.
it was my mum's birthday today, we went to see the new batman vs superman movie and then ate japanese food together
Poleaboo is bored
Wondering if he should install Tor and browse darknet markets
OR
download and install Microsoft Office on his new laptop
OR
download Photoshop and shop pics of himself being dominated by the Polish girls
OR
Something else
>>27463974
How's this
Originales
>Scotland
aye "windy as hell" my ass. live up here your whole life and call that shit windy as hell. my neighbours window had a fuckin trampoline halfway through it this morning
>>27463945
This.
I've been working part-time at Sainsbury's now for almost 9 years, customers do look down on you but old people are pretty nice to you to be honest and it is cool seeing cuties come in, you're like the working class boy to them, blue collar worker and all that.
However managers are a pain when they want you to do overtime, they don't understand how little I actually want to work because it interferes with my animes and masturbation routines, I tell them I'm not doing any overtime when there's a cool new video game comes out.
They know me by now though that I'm there for the money and not a career but I'm a solid worker, it might be a shit job but I believe in giving it my 100% while I am there and being paid to be there.
Also cute checkout girls are my lifeline, there's always new girls starting on checkouts who I can perv on.
Retail isn't that bad as a a shelf-stacker, I'd hate to be on checkouts it looks busy as hell there.
>>27464086
I guess that's it then.
What do we do for fun?
Unaffected scottish master race
>>27464069
Damn son, might help you in this situation though
>>27464093
Those fields with that suburban background looks seriously comfy.
>tfw gf is away so have no one to play Diablo with
>>27463979
Good luck lad. If you don't want to end yourself now, in 2 years you will and thinking of death will be comforting.
Minimum wageslaving is hell. Don't be like me, stay in school kids.
>>27464122
I normally wait until someone posts something and starts to get replies, then pretend to be the OP and argue with all the other posters. It is hilarious.
>>27464122
Video games, anime, tv shows, movies.
You have entertainment right in front of you. I mostly play vidya.
>>27464229
Normie scum
>>>/out/
>>27464245
Staying in school is a meme. Everyone I know just ends up working minimum wage even if they have a degree unless they are some privileged Eugene Thunderbrain.
The only way to win is either opt out completely by becoming a shut in NEET for the rest of your days or by having the balls to kill yourself before you get sucked into wageslavery.
>stay up til like 6am playing DOTT
>power cut thanks to the wind
>game crashes after splashscreen now
>reinstalling didn't fix it
Well, now I'm depressed
>>27464346
Opposite for me. All my friends went onto to get degrees and get good jobs. I feel really embarrassed hanging out with them as they all have nice cars and houses while I'm still moving from shit job to shit job.
Even my fucking school bully ended up working at jaguar landrover. I wanted to kill myself after finding that out.
>>27464114
drink some Tyskie
>>27464396
>DOTT
What's that?
>>27464434
day of the tentacle
oc
>Entire weekend dedicated to whatever music you want on Radio 1
>Girls constantly calling in to request chartshit that is played every 10 minutes every day of the week and one direction songs
Fucking
Ree
>>27464434
Dragons Of Three Thrones
Do you even into gaming?
>>27464448
>listening to the radio
>water is heavily pouring through the roof onto bed in front bedroom
>have to move to back bedroom
>chavs all outside the window on the roof of their extension causing a ruckus
Not comfy at all to be quite honest mates.
>>27464267
That's a little too devious for me.
>>27464310
I can't decide what anime to watch. Do you recommend anything?
I like love stories. Stuff like Kimi ni Todoke and Toradora.
>>27464245
oh but i did stay in school and uni and graduate school i have also done wagecucking. around 3.5 months is my breaking point. I lose my mind by the 4th.
don't ask what happened to my degrees... i was too naive and fell for the do-what-you-love-a-degree-means-employment meme ..
>>27463498
I don't know. Any ideas?
>>27464469
>Listening to a anime music
>>27460114
Had a walk with many wanwans today, might get comfy and eat some Easter chocolate now
>tfw the chavs are now in my garden cutting my tree down
Fuck sake, I liked that tree.
I admin a page on normiebook where I post shitty memes, and generally anything I find amusing. Would britfeel be interested in that or would they bully? It only has 50 likes and I'm trying to build on that
>>27464663
god i want to love you tenderly and let you know youre the most important person in the world
>>27464704
Stop samefagging blx
>>27464667
Call the police?
>>27464692
Christ, you're like my autistic little bother who thinks likes on facebook have value.
>>27464692
I'm going to assume this is a thinly veiled personal army request and so will not be partaking.
>5:20pm on a monday
>just woke up
Need to sort it out desu
>>27464721
>he fell for the police meme
>>27460114
Christ I need to move out of home lads I think I'm going insane
>>27464692
> implying normiebook has any value in the world
> implying you won't now get bullied for even bringing it up
> implying you don't deserve it
>>27464721
>>27464724
I have my answer then ;__;
>>27464692
Fuck off you twat
>>27464704
Th-thanks I guess
oc
>>27464667
Go outside and kick off lad
Or are you going to spend your entire life being a weak male
>>27464736
Same lad. No food in the house and can't be bothered to go out to get any. It's cold and wet. Also can't order anything as I have lived off takeaways for the past 3 days in a row. Can't order again. Looks like i'm starving myself today.
>>27464667
>chavs trespassing, destruction of property and vandalism
>post on r9k
Come on lad, at least phone the bobbies. Why are they even doing it?
>>27464667
Where the fuck do you live? You always moan about chavs on the roof.
>>27464663
I only had the one dog with me desu. More dogs would always be appreciated.
I'm lonely.
Does anyone want to be my girlfriend?
please, I'll date any of you, where ever you live, no matter your weight
I just want to feel something,
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
>>27464814
No point kicking off mate, used to do it back in the day but they enjoy the attention desu, best to just leave them too it.
>>27464835
>Why are they even doing it?
They are chavs mate, that's like asking why bears shit in the woods.
>>27464842
>Where the fuck do you live?
The ghetto.
>You always moan about chavs on the roof.
As would you with chavs on your roof.
>>27464880
Where are you located? :^)
original desu
>>27464448
>Radio requests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQV0Klp6zg
>>27464880
I can dress as a girl if you want?
>>27464881
>The ghetto.
Can't you move?
>>27464904
Songs always sound better on the radio tho
>>27464881
Sneak a pic through your curtains, I need to see this
What about if you bought a slingshot and steel balls from amazon or something? Or get somone else to buy it and then they couldn't trace the purchase to you.
Try to crack their fucking degenerate skulls.
>>27456299
my wheelie bin blew over
Its carnage
>>27464899
scotland
>>27464906
are you cute and feminine?
>>27464964
>are you cute and feminine?
No.
>>27464964
>are you cute and feminine?
Like a cute and feminine boy is going to post here and be single
>>27464964
>scotland
Christ, I'm about as far south as you can get.
Oh well.
why is everyone on here a tranny or gay? where have all the heterosexual normie robots gone?
>>27465030
>normie robots
are you a retard?
>>27465030
>normie robots
>>27465030
There's 2 schools of thought
1: They're not true gay. They're just prison gay
2: Women don't post here so you'd never see the hetereosexual normies flirting. They just blend in
>>27465020
PLEASE. I need some oxytocin in my life PLEASE
>>27465088
I'm a woman posting here.
>>27465074
Makes perfect sense. For example, I am an autistic sperglord with no social life, hence a robot, but also still more normie than the people on here who dress up as women and wank to taiwanese tenteacle porn cartoons.
>>27465088
>1: They're not true gay. They're just prison gay
Nice meme.
>>27465111
post proof desu.
also original
>>27465126
>mfw you think normie means straight person who doesn't fap to cartoon porn
I'm pretty sure you are a normie at this point, just because you're so utterly clueless.
>>27465155
No you idiot. I'm saying, within the broad subgroup of robots, I am on the normie end of the spectrum.
Some of the spaccers on here make even me look a normie with their sexual depravity.
>>27465188
>people who try to define definitions of normalfaggtory
If you're posting here, you're probably relatively normal. All the genuine basketcases are on wizardchan
>>27465188
ngl you reek of being a steaming normie in denial
>all my friends think i'm weird!
>i've not even had sex!
>haha oh i totally spilt my spaghetti trying to talk to her last night!
>>27465111
Could you kindly fuck off?
Thanks
>>27465111
Plz be my gf
Also witnessed
>>27465267
Feeling really smug right now because I can blast you with the facts.
>no social contact outside of my parents
>only time I leave the house is for minimum wage job where I don't speak to anyone
>never attended a party
>have the same amount of sexual experiences as a newborn baby.
>people arguing what it means to be a robot
It's simple. Sexuality and fetishes ave nothing to do with it.
>never had sex
>never had gf/bf
>works a shit job or is on bennies
>no friends or only 1/2 friends that rarely get seen
That's it.
>>27465329
agreed t b h senpai
>>27465329
>1/2 friends
reminder that any amount of any kind of friend makes you a normie
>>27465306
>>have the same amount of sexual experiences as a newborn baby.
New born babies are allowed to touch their mums tits
>>27465329
Real life friends is normie
Online friends is fine though
>>27465329
This was my point originally though, "robot" is a pretty broad category, but some robots are weirder than others. Was just wanting to see fewer trannies on here because I can't really relate to them.
>>27465353
Not going to argue with you on that, you have a point. Long as you don't see those friends on a regular basis. I'm talking once every 5/6 months.
>>27465306
fair enough then
are you me by any chance?
>>27465361
Yeah, but I was a baby once I suppose so that still counts.
>>27465369
There's no trannies. They're just bumboys using 2d anime girls as avatars
>>27465398
This tbqhwylf
>>27465329
I meet all of these. Feels good to be accepted somewhere.
>>27465378
Unfortunately not. Shit how many people like us there really are out there desu.
These lighter nights have seriously fucked up my schedule
>>27465494
Same here, only noticed it last night when I was still awake at 4am and wasn't tired. Fucking summer clocks are balls.
>>27464831
Fuck i'm starving now. Might have to go out, so tired though. Someone motivate me please.
You know some robots are actually just gay.
>>27465529
Yes we know.
But you're the biggest normie of the lot. Fuck off.
>>27465516
Lad, nae being funny but just order a takeaway again.
We both know it's the only conclusion, look into your heart, you know it to be true.
I'm having a pizza, got a tesco shop coming tomorrow and have figuratively fuck all in.
>>27465537
>But you're the biggest normie of the lot. Fuck off.
fucking this so much, its not because he's a fag, he has tons of normie friends he hangs out with in real life and has sex
>>27465537
>>27465529
>>27465581
Cringeworthy samefag
>>27465603
Try again normie cunt.
Just bought 23 Cadbury easter eggs for 21p each.
Did I do bad
>>27465529
Then why do you use waifus and not cuteboys?
>>27465564
I can't lad. I wish I could but too expensive and getting fat from all the takeaways.
>>27465628
the fact that you post a screenshot like that as if it would prove anything proves that you're a fucking samefag.
>tfw normies are slowly wiping themselves off the face of the earth
feels good desu
>>27465713
kek implying I would waste my time editing a fucking image
Face it you absolute slimeball normie cunt, you are hated here. Go fuck off to your steam chat buddies and have them circle jerk with you.
>>27465752
What are the statistics of normies getting HIV or dying from alcohol poisoning?
>>27465752
This is why I don't travel long distances by car. The most I will go is a short 10 minute journey.
>>27465807
That's because you have nowhere to go lad. None of us do.
>>27465807
>quote from man killed leaving his driveway
>>27465791
>normies getting HIV
It's not the 1980s mate. The only people getting HIV are smackheads or gays.
>>27465785
>hur dur you need to edit the fucking image
yeah make it even more obvious that you're a samefag. everyone knows how to do this. it takes less than 30 seconds and you do not need to edit the image. you are a cringeworthy pathetic samefag avatar asperg dreamerfaggot
>you are hated here
>says the homo who himself samefagtalked that he has sex all the time and has tons of friends
yeah I'm sure /r9k/ would love a person like you
>>27465820
gays who have sex, therefore normies
>>27465816
I just ride my micro scooter if I have to go any more than 1 mile.
>>27465840
>micro
>scooter
please be a joke
>>27465785
>being this upset about not having a foreskin
>>27465822
What the fuck is going on now? I don't even know which one of us is fighting for and against anymore.
>>27465856
>pretending THIS much to not be a samefag
>>27465840
>micro scooter
Get a fucking motorbike already.
Just got up, essay for uni is overdue today, don't feel like doing anything except circling through 4chan like every other day. How do I fix my life?
>>27465851
>>27465873
I mean one like pic related. Is really quick for getting around.
>>27465868
>replying to yourself while calling others samefags
Are you dense lad?
>>27465873
>buying a 10k death trap to go 1.5 miles to work each day
>>27465885
Oh jesus fucking christ, this can't be real.
>>27465880
>essay for uni is overdue today
Take a look at this normie over here.
went out in the pissing rain to buy some water only to be struck by the irony of it all. turned around and went home
>>27465885
lmao
ocococococococoococo
>>27465948
>buy some water
>>27465974
Maybe he doesn't want flouride and female hormone pill run off in his drink
>tfw you spent your pre-sleep time thinking about what it would be like if Nonna was your gf
I've not had meaningful contact with a woman since year 5 and it's taking its tolls on me.
>>27465994
I spend most of my pre-sleep time fantasizing about walking around Japanese cities/alleyways at night and holding hands with a BF
Hope VR takes off in a huge way and all the companies fight for technical dominance.
>>27465913
Mine is different to that one, that one is motorised mine is just a kick scooter.
Sent a text to Papyrus (suicide support) and they sent one message asking for detail and then stopped replying. I guess that was my attempt at getting someone to save me at the last minute. I'm so pathetic even the suicide support lines don't give a fuck if I die.
>>27465630
Loved Jun for years, can't explain it.
>>27466096
Oh God. I used to ride one of those to work when I was 13. Absolutely amazing until they get trapped in a groove in the paving slabs and you fly off and everyone looks and laughs at your sorry heap on the floor scrabbling desperately to get up and disappear.
Let's just say I grew out of it.
>>27466192
Jun from Halo is better
>>27464960
Wheelie bins blown over over here too.
It's a scene from hell. I'll never get the picture from my mind
>>27465991
Sure thing, you're so smart anon, you got it all figured out haven't you.
mum and her husband have gone to get a takeaway. they're not sure what will be open so it'll be a surprise when they get back
what takeaway do you think they'll get?
>>27466372
>mum and her husband
>>27466372
Falafel mate, top food.
>>27466372
>mum and her husband
Call him dad you fucking weirdo
>>27466484
If your mum remarried, would you call him Dad?
I wouldn't
>>27466484
Fuck off
Not him but it'd be weirder to call my mum's husband "dad" at age fucking 22 when he only turned up when I was 10
Just had a yazoo, really enjoyed it desu. I didn't think I would as i'm more of a frijj man myself
>>27466524
>what is a step dad
>>27466565
>calling your step dad dad
cuck
>>27466524
>literally being his wife's son
C U C K
U
C
K
>>27466579
No you brainwashed fucking mug
Call your mums husband step dad
Because that's what he is
Dense fucking prick
>>27466603
>"step-daddy are you busy today?"
wow yeah that sounds much better
how about just calling him by his NAME?
>>27466624
What if he doesn't have a name you fucking pleb??
>>27466624
Or just call him dad, because he's your substitute parent not a fucking lodger
>>27466624
Yes call him by his name when you talk to him
Or refer to others as your stepdad not "this is my mums husband"
Weird little man
>>27466595
>Called childline on my abusive father age 6 after he beat my mum unconscious, accept her new boyfriend with relative comfort and kick the living shit out of my dad age 18 when he tries to come back into mum's life
>But I'm a cuck lel
Do I get pissed again tonight lads?
Fuck my life, I'm such a degenerate
>>27466695
Did he take you out to places and buy you stuff?
Bit rude not to call him Dad, considering your bio Dad is a cunt.
>>27466685
How is it his stepdad if he's only known him in his adult life?
You stop calling your parents mum and dad once you've grown out of puberty you know.
>>27466695
There's a noticeable difference if your parent remarried while you were young vs when you're in your mid-twenties.
If you've known them pretty much your whole life, that's different, call them by an honorific title.
>tfw it's one of those chilly, lightly sunny despressing blue UK afternoons
These exact kinds of days make me sad as fuck and zap me of all my energy.
>>27466730
This is how I know your parents hate you
>10
>adult
Just lol
>>27466771
Me too friend. It's like the sun is taunting us
>>27466730
>You stop calling your parents mum and dad once you've grown out of puberty you know
What do you call them then?
>>27466722
Called him dad for a while, but it just didn't feel right. Stopped when I was like 14 and just called him by his real name since.
Yeah, he's alright. Bit controlling, very no-fun-allowed with my younger brother and sister, and I hated him for that as a kid.
>>27466771
Closed my blinds and put my light on. Fuck the sun
>>27466695
I wasn't calling you a cuck, I was saying your mum's husband has a wife's son which is the literal definition of being a cuck.
So your mum's husband is a cuck not you.
>>27466771
Same, a mate just asked me to come out and some a few bugles, the weather just makes me want to stay inside
>>27466809
Their names? Like a normal human?
I know your autism means you don't understand social convention but jeez.
>>27466839
You call your mum by her first name?
Are you also enlightened by your own intelligence?
>>27466839
>calling your parents by their names
>social convention
Where are you from? Is this one of those weird rural Welsh things some shit?
>tfw no hot step-dad to have a secret relationship with
Can you guys recommend me some cute pornstars?
>>27466817
>Shut-in Virgin calls a man a cuckold because he has the balls to step into a relationship with a woman who already has a kid, to clean up some deadbeat ass holes mess and try and provide the kid with a half decent upbringing
Loving this meme
>>27466857
>tfw not banging your stepdad whilst your mum is watching shitty Saturday night TV
>>27466857
>>27466877
He's cucking your dad for a reason
>>27466908
>raising another man's child
literally a cuckold
that's the definition
it comes from cuckoo, who do that to other birds
>Out drinking last night
>Didn't even drink that much
>Bit hungover this moring
>Felt a little poorly
>Vomited
>Blood in the sick
Time to quit drinking I guess lads
>>27465991
>Northern Infowars listener detected
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11430233/The-extent-of-water-fluoridation-in-the-UK.html
Get pissed alone for 5th night in a row, or get a takeaway instead?
>>27466908
That is literally the definition of a cuckold though. It is not name calling, it is facts.
>>27466221
fucking rip, absolute legend desu
>>27467018
Why not both, mate?
>>27467014
>le tin foil man
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11430087/Fluoride-in-drinking-water-may-trigger-depression-and-weight-gain-warn-scientists.html
Being needlessly 'medicated' by the state is shady as fuck
>>27467054
Last time I did both I vomited tremendously, would rather avoid a repeat
Should I get pissed again tonight lads?
Feel like a fucking degenerate
>>27467093
You're only a degenerate if you get pissed and then do a craiglist meetup
>tfw
>>27466946
>>27467035
It generally just refers to a creature that unwittingly raises another animals child, as in the case of the cuckoo.
When lions mate, sometimes they take on a female with cubs and they protect those as their own, and I've never heard those referred to as cuckolda
And even then that's only the terms definition in terms of evolutionary biology, words meanings change based entirely on the context
>>27467064
Seems like you just overdid it, try again, but not as vigorously.
>>27467093
The answer is always "Yes". You know that.
>>27467135
I'd never heard of lions doing that, but yeah they are cucks if they do.
>>27467132
Now you have to tell the story anon
>>27467063
>'the state'
No, local government. If you have a problem with it, move to the other 90% of the country.
>today my faggotstomach decided that it needs a little longer to digest the food
>therefore my cancerlevels are crashing now
>42mg/dl
death soon lads. literally only like 20mg/dl lower and I'll be ded.
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
Here is this week's movie poll, a little later than usual, my apologies. Voting closes 23:59:59pm on Tuesday, get your votes in before then.
>http://strawpoll.me/7211304
Need to take a shit but can't be arsed going all the way to the bathroom. Does anyone here actually do poop jugs?
>>27467271
fat cunt or genetic?
>>27467281
Cheers lad, voted
>>27467283
Yes, but make sure you fill the jug with water or the smell will knock you out.
what are you listening lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
._. desu
>>27467283
I connected a drainpipe through my bedroom wall so I can just shit down that. It leads down to some hedges by my house
Looks like an unsuspicious drainpipe too so nobody would guess it was a shitpipe
>>27467177
Posted this elsewhere, but I don't think I have here.
I did a craigslist and THEN got pissed
>was a 28 bifag (30 now) and khv for both genders
>I'd been NEET for 8 or 9 years and my mental state was not the best
>make a craiglist post
>get 3 hits
>2 hideous, hideous people and 1 guy looked normal but was 10 years older
>think "fuck it, never gonna get a bf/gf anyway, and this is my only chance to do anything"
>get to his house, and I'm having a borderline panic attack in his living room
>ask him for some alcohol (I don't drink.. but had to do something) and he gives me a bottle of rum
>drink half of the bottle (35cl or so)
>everything from then on is a blur until I'm in his bathroom covered in my own vomit and cradling the toilet seat
>pass out multiple times, until he cleans me up, undresses me down to my boxers and sticks me in his bed because it's too late for me to go home
>I suck his dick because I feel bad about what a fuck up I am
>leave the next morning
>he wants to meet again... fuck knows why
>"nope"
Not my proudest moment
>>27467323
Right we're going to need a picture so we can see if you're full of shit or your bush is
>>27467323
That is amazing.
>>27467323
Even if this is bull we need more posts like this here.
Lads I have been getting this dull aching pain at the top of my shin and it is beginning to get more painful and uncomfortable. What could it possibly be?
>>27467341
this is a good story. thanks anon.
67
>>27467283
>>27467323
>being this fucking slow
you are either fat or some manlet who needs to eat more. EAT MORE YOU FUCKING LOSERMANLET
>>27467431
I wouldn't worry about it desu. What could be so bad in your shin?
>>27467438
It doesn't have anything to do with speed, it takes me like 5 seconds to walk to the bathroom. I just don't like getting out of bed.
>>27467458
I don't know but I remember in school this kid broke his leg playing football and then was diagnosed with leg cancer while they were operating on it.
>>27467463
>being this fucking slow that you think i meant speed in the literal sense of the word
i mean slow as in drive you fucking low-drive fatass. you lack this much drive that you stay in bed in the first place. i JUMP out of my fucking bed, hop into my whip and drive to wageslavery while flailing my arms like a retard to the music, do silly shit with the normies at work, drive back home, maybe exercise for 2 hours or if the weather is shit just stay at home and do whatever i want.
this is why you are a NEET. your genetics literally make you incapable of working, you'd probably die after a few years. you are legitimately retarded.
>People who eat "one too many" Easter eggs have been urged to stay away from A&E by NHS bosses in Middlesbrough.
>The warning was issued on Facebook after a number of people went to the James Cook University Hospital with stomach aches caused by overindulgence.
>The post said patients should "rest at home and drink plenty of water" if they had eaten too much chocolate and a big dinner.
People are grim
>>27467520
e-enjoy your monday normie
can we do like a meet up in london and all go to a night club
I want to go to a night club so bad but have no friends to go with. It'll be so fucking fun, come oonnnn
>>27467520
Nobody cares senpai
>>27467583
night clubs are fucking boring you failed normie
>>27466695
>accept her new boyfriend with relative comfort
Yes, you are a cuck.
>>27467583
I'd genuinely be up for this, but not a nightclub. We hit up a pub, then just walk the streets being LADS.
>>27467583
10 years ago, I was a normie.
Night clubs were the worst things I ever participated in.
Literally everything about them I hated.
>>27467583
Nightclubs are shit and I don't want to get blown up so I shall not be going near London ever.
>>27467602
i was only explaining what I meant with "slow" and "fast" to him because obviously he misunderstood. and obviously you do care because you responded.
>>27467583
Please re-read your post.
It would be a fucking shitshow. How can you not predict this?
We're here for a reason
>>27460529
Somebody left their cock in the urinal.
>>27467577
Western society is dead. The moslums will inherit the earth
>>27466839
What?
No you don't you autist.
Guys I fucked up I need to stop drinking
>on the piss and take a handful of benzos
>black out
>come to, standing in the middle of the road yelling at cars in piss soaked trousers
>dude in a taxi stops and asks me if I want a ride, try to kiss him and he pushes me on the floor
>other guys in taxi invite me to their party
>throw up over the door frame and hang out the door with the seatbelt wrapped around my neck and shoulder while the car is going along. I'm like a fly caught in a spiderweb
>get to dude's house party, get out of the car falling everywhere and piss myself again while walking up the path
>other dude that's already there gets angry and starts telling me to leave
>girl in the tax says I can have a shower and get changed
>guys have quite a good party with a lot of people, so I drink all their booze
>guy who told me to leave earlier goes into bathroom so I follow him
>I shove my hand down his trousers and grab his dick
>he goes 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' and punches me in the nose
>I fall back on the floor, hit my head on the sink
>the guy who owns the house come in and tells me to get the fuck out because I broke his TV
>get dragged out on to the kurb and beaten
My face is swollen and I'm too embarrassed to go to work. What the fuck am I going to say to my boss
>>27467623
Don't you have some diabetes to be dying from?
>>27467633
ALOHA ORIGINAL SNACKBAR
>monetizing likes
My anger got the better of me
>>27467642
no i don't have diabetes since I'm not fat and slow like you.
>>27467638
Jesus fucking Christ that girl is ridiculously attractive. I'd love to be smothered in her strong black thighs.
>>27467638
shame you didnt die honestly, it would have been better for every one
>>27467583
I have images of this happening.
Just a bunch of short skinny fat / fat retards with bad greasy hair and furry teeth screaming "reeeeeeee" at each other.
Muslims are just butthurt because they're circumcised. that's why the ydo all that bullshit.
>boohooo muh foreskin muh foreskin, i will blow myself up
>Scotland
>Jewish
Sure
First reply gives me my reply
>>27467638
thats a poor effort mate. Call in sick and congrats on being such a massive fuck up
>>27467638
>What the fuck am I going to say to my boss
Tell him you were raped. Or assaulted. Whichever one you like the most. Just make sure to mention it was a pack of niggers and he will believe you.
Who /bristol/ here? I'm looking for a nice robot friend, getting very lonely lads
>>27467638
Hahaha fucking hell, I went out on a blackout on Friday night and thought I was bad. You've made me feel so much better about myself now.
That said I too think I might quit drinking. Lucky I didn't get my head kicked in.
>>27467696
I'm a nazi, we should meet up
>>27467696
ayy lmao originalos you fucking jew
>>27467360
>>27467371
The cardboard is there as a draught excluder, the hole I made in the wall was too fucking big because I'm a retard
I've got a big barstool I've nicked that I just put next to it with my ass hanging over when I need to shit
There's a funnel in the cap of the pipe so I don't miss
>>27467658
>fast guy and angry anon are different people
Well fuck me sideways I always thought they were one and the same.
>>27467638
>tfw no black gf
Why did you have to remind me? I was having a really great day until I saw this image. Fucking faggot.
>>27467744
I dont believe it
I don't know what it is, but it's not that
>>27467706
I'm in north Bristol, where are you mate?
>>27467753
Or maybe there is just more than 1 diabetic or 1 "fast" person in these fucking threads? Jesus lad
>>27467726
Adapted a bit.
>>27467744
What do you do with the toilet roll?
>>27467744
I want to believe anon, I really do
>>27467744
Jesus H. Jumped Up Tittyfucking Tap-dancing Christ...
>>27467781
>Adapted a bit
If you're not going to do it, why bother posting for suggestions?
>>27467781
Hm maybe should've put "me" or something else to make it more personal.
Maybe she'll bite anyway, I'll keep you all updated
>>27467778
No there is only one fast guy and angry anon is unique in that he gets really angry about diabetes and not having a foreskin.
>>27467672
we all make mistakes you dickhead
>>27467813
spoken like a 12 year old
>>27467797
Well yours was shit but it gave me an idea. I am half trying to get my dick wet you know.
>>27467781
>>27467696
I noticed when swiping through tinder that girls all look and dress in very similar ways to each other. I notice this when out and about too, It doesn't seem to be the same for lads though
>>27467830
They also all act the same
>>27467821
It was typed not spoken you absolute weapon
>>27467790
There's a window right next to it
>>27467885
Sorry, didn't realize that you are this retarded that something like that is crucial for you
>>27467781
Will you bring that lovely boy in your picture? I'd love to fill his boipucci with my cum. You can watch if you want.
>>27467892
that funnel is too small, i'd clog that fucker.
What happens when you go full beer shits? I'd be scared to spray the wall
>>27467910
>realize
Amerifat pls go now
>>27467922
The funnel is larger than it looks, and I just flush it through with a water jug if anything gets stuck
And if I've got explosive liquid shits I'll just go do it in my toilet - I'm not a savage, anon.
>>27467969
Who is this semen demon?
What a sexy young girl
How rude. Any ideas?
>>27467744
Just having one of those moments when I realise that everyone on here deserves their unhappiness and loneliness.
Why are we all such fucking retards?
>>27468051
Fuck off then kike bitch
>>27467775
I-I wasn't expecting a reply...
I'm in Frenchay, I guess that's North Bristol as well
>>27468068
We're retards because we're unhappy and lonely
>>27467744
The pipe would stink like shit after 2 days, so you're not fooling me
>>27468050
Come on anon lets be serious here
>>27468098
I have an air freshener, see the other pic
Also I do dump bleach down it every so often
>>27468098
It's just a piece of cardboard taped to a regular wall, how is nobody seeing this?
>>27468118
Feel like a lot of your problems would be solved by using a toilet.
Do I? Don't I?
>>27467985
>I'm not a savage, anon.
I'd say you're a god among robots to be fair lad. Im calling you deus ex anon from now on
>>27468181
I don't think she got your shower joke. She seems like a moron, and wouldn't understand your soap joke either
>>27468181
I don't get it, also there's no way she's jewish, lived in Scotland my whole life and there are no jews in this country.
>>27468181
Too high bow, just make a nazi joke and move on with your life.
>>27468123
I agree with this lad. Webm of it being used.
>>27467892
>>27468105
I know she's a tranny, but who is she?
I call all trannies girls
>>27467316
I swear you're always listening to this, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEMsjeq43_U
>>27468079
I'm on the opposite site of the M32 sorry mate.
>>27468232
gabriella diana, it's from xer youtube channel
*Yawn* oh hi there wagecucks. What is that, you had to battle freezing winds during your morning commute to work? Sucks to be you I guess but then again someone has to pay for my autismbux.
I didn't even notice the so-called storm as I slept like a baby, did you know that sleep deprivation is bad for you?
Toodles!
>>27468270
It's a bank holiday m8, nobody was in work today.
Glad you're using your neetdom to better yourself intellectually like in all those infopics you post.
>>27468270
it's a bank holiday you retard
get a grip fella
>>27468270
It's a bank holiday,
>>27468270
piss off yank, its a bank holiday
>>27468270
>doesn't even know what day it is
>still thinks he's better than me
>>27468301
>>27468306
>>27468312
bahaha trolled al of you works every time
>>27468301
>>27468306
>>27468312
>>27468322
>>27468330
Why are we so defensive? We all know we'd love a life of leisure, his standards for the quality of existence he'll accept are just lower than ours.
Good on him.
>>27468340
>i was only pretending to be retarded.jpg
This just makes you seem pathetic. I respected your misplaced self-esteem and courage of your convictions. It's a shame you posted this.
>>27468340
so you were just pretending to be a fucking melt?
Got back to my flat and my window was open.
So either the storm blew it open yesterday or someone came with a ladder, climbed up to the first floor, opened my window to break in and then didn't take anything at all and left it open when they were done.
Mildly concerned desu lads
>>27468429
Light some candles and pose on the sofa waiting for them to return.
incoming post from poleaboo about stalking
>>27468429
the other day someone at the gym opened my padlocked locker and moved all of my stuff to another locker but didn't steal anything
>>27468368
How am I the melt when I literally just trolled the entire thread?
Mum is watching some old home videos of me as a kid, jesus christ I really am an autist.
>>27468471
The absolute madman, nothing like a bit of banter with the lads.
>>27468479
Trolled me good. Fair play lad!
>>27468270
>bank holiday
>>27468301
>>27468306
>>27468312
>>27468322
>>27468330
>>27468556
Nice try wagecucks, but we all know the boss had you working over the weekend. Wouldn't want to risk getting fired now would we?
>>27468050
One of the most passable traps I've seen
>>27468648
lol now you're just baiting
>>27468689
No because he's not attracted to traps like you.
Pervert.
fuck sake, i feel guilty for nearly everything i do
>>27468510
>Christmas home video
>literally a video of me pulling faces at the camera and rolling around the entirety of the living room
>>27468629
My office is closed on the weekends mate.
>regularly really anxious about everything for no reason
>drinking makes anxiety go away
>hangover makes anxiety twice as bad
>have to drink again to cure anxiety
>hangover anxiety now even worse
>drink again to get rid of it
>rinse
>repeat
>die of liver failure
There must be a better way surely? What other drugs are there I can do? This isn't a sustainable model anymore.
>>27468459
You need to follow this....
>>27468629
Who the fuck works on Easter Sunday
>>27468829
>rolling around the entirety of the living room
iktf. I still do that now.
This tape contains a childhood bouncy castle party where I literally have a meltdown in front of everyone.
>>27468879
Doctors and nurses, someones got to take care of my health problems. God bless the NHS.
>>27468689
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBTqVWCyP53/?taken-by=gabrielledianaa
I'm actually not baiting lad...but yeah some pictures make it obvious it's a guy
>tfw no home videos or even babby pics
>tfw my toilet handle broke off over the weekend and nobody can come fix it til Wednesday
>have to go walk to the local sainsburys to use their toilet if I want to go
kill me
>>27468937
you can manually pull the inside handle you muppet
>>27468937
Just open the cistern and operate it manually.
Or pour a bucket of water down afterwards.
>tfw back to work tomorrow
>tfw haven't worked since the 26th of february
>>27468648
i know right?
just found her now
very passable, would definitely have a relationship with, even wife
>>27468857
I don't drink very often so I'm probably not the best person to help with this, but what I do is I try to find what I call 'the sweet spot', basically getting drunk enough to not feel like a robot but not too much to give you a hangover the next day. Easier said than done I know.
>>27468905
Pakis and Gooks aren't people
>>27468937
Just go out the window you normie
>>27468975
>tfw back to work tomorrow
>tfw haven't worked since 27th October
>>27469050
and yet they're doctors
so what does that make you
>>27468955
>>27468970
don't be mean pls, i don't like mean people
>>27468937
if you're too stupid to operate it from inside the cistern.... you can fill a bucket of water and pour it down your toilet after you've deficated/urinated.
you should be in this thread >>27468652
>>27468999
You don't want the mental issues that come with trannies, lad
>>27467316
https://youtu.be/4mnccadS6l0
>>27469084
Better than someone willing to slave away for a fucking pittance.
>>27469084
I am a doctor you fucking deceptacon. I just work privately because I am actually good at my job, not an NHS monkey.
>>27469199
does your dad work for nintendo too
>>27469272
no he works for xbox
Someone make a new thread, I would but my phone doesn't have any pictures
>>27469415
when it gets to 500 and page 9 I will
>>27469415
>only just reached bump limit
>page 1
'no'
>>27469415
Don't you fucking ever tell me what to do
>>27469459
>>27469440
>>27469504
hahaha thanks for the (you)s ha ha ha
Working in London tomorrow and Wednesday lads.
Bricking it. Will be expecting every brown person to explode the entire time I'm down there.
Tomorrow shouldn't be so bad, I'll be on the tube at like 2PM and these terrorists seem like morning people, but need to be in work bright and early on Wednesday.
>>27468761
>guilty for
WEW WEW foreigner detected
>>27469549
Remember to buy a kit
>>27469549
Fuck that mate I would refuse to go. Job isn't worth getting blown up over.
>>27469549
Don't worry so much lad. Getting sardined on the tube is inevitable, pakisplosions are only possible.
>>27469549
How do you end up working in London for two days? Don't tell me you're the sort of normie who is actually important enough to get sent to meetings.
>>27469773
Work in financial markets. Not based in London myself, but that's where most of our teams are. Only just started so have only spoken to the people I work with over the phone so far, so have to go down to make the rounds and say hello.
Literally shaking hands for a day and a half. Would be laughing if it wasn't in London.
>>27467744
Why didn't they make a Bottom episode out of this?
"Well, the toilets blocked again...looks like it's back to using the shitpipe"
>>27460114
Crikey, almost forgot to post the waifu
>>27469871
I just realised, Eddie and Rich were pretty much the kings of robothood.
>>27469549
It's amazing to see how scared and timid surburban white people are
>>27464448
Some fucker got them to play chocolate salty balls from South Park and they did it the absolute madmen
>>27467744
Fuuuuck
You people are the scum of the earth
>>27469935
>Did you see the floats?
>No I thought I flushed it...
I picture every one of you guys as either a version of Richie or Eddie.
>>27469972
Fuck off normie he belongs here more than you.
>>27470113
>Normie = someone who uses indoor plumbing
>>27470190
>>27470190
>>27470190
come get your hot potatoes
new thread to be getting into
>>27470198
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>>27470198
>>27470207
>>27470219
And so it begins.
Fuck it, I got there second, use 207
>>27470207
>>27470219
wew lads
do neither of you know about co-ordination
>>27470207
>>27470219
uh oh, here we go
ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT
>>27470207
>>27470219
>2 threads at once
