Jeers for zeroes
Home in days
No plans for second round day
stay in bed
Drift away
Could have been all
Drinks down the pub
Now we're all glum
Now i feel so dumb
But still I'm singing
Three lions on the shirt
Jules rimet still gleaming
50 years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
Talk about football's homecoming
And then one night in Belin
We were strong
We could win
And now I see
Dier ready for war
Alli good as before
Vardy certain to score
And hendo screaming
Three lions on the shirt
Never stopped me dreaming
50 years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming...
Its coming home
Its coming home
Its coming
Footballs coming home
edition
Staying up way past me bedtime lads
>>56989014
#madman
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
Kyary
http://strawpoll.me/7203753
DIS POEL DOE! I"M DEAD!!!!1
big fan of this webm
Why do chavs think front fogs look 'cool'?
Why do chavs think spray painting your lights black looks 'cool'?
Is it just cos they're stupid? Like black people and muh snapbacks with the label on. It's just a social thing? Like peacocks
Kyary
REAL NEW
>>56988381
kyary
>>56989098
>Not keeping your car all original
wouldn't mind being a train driver in the Highlands lads
seems super comfy
This is better than the first, got it a bit frothy
>>56989145
>mfw chavs ruining perfectly good cars
gonna go make an iced coffee mind my seat x
>>56989095
I, too.
Dogs are truly the best
>>56988907
Whatever makes me feel nice, physical and sexual contact, light bdsm receiving and giving, music, the occasional illegal substance :3
>>56989145
>>56989098
>£9000
You'd have to pay me several thousand pounds a year to drive that thing. Fucking embarrassing.
Pulp Fiction is a good film. Why does everyone on /tv/ hate it so much?
>>56989189
I needs ma fix, what have you done to me
>>56989182
how did you do that?
>>56989189
*puts ice coffee on it to keep it could*
the possession of the greatest riches does not resolve the agitation of the soul nor give birth to remarkable joy
>>56989215
you were told to like it. you don't know what makes a good film. that's why /tv/ hates it
>>56989248
Give back those marbles to Grease
>>56989232
>could
cold
ffs
>>56988979
jokes on you because this was actually what boris johnson believes
>>56988981
Tell me about Kane. Why does he wear the mask?
https://twitter.com/bm27_uragan/status/714171601080725505
wew
>>56989232
Made it in a shaker. Authentic norfolk frappe
>>56989321
FOB
>>56989095
>>56989196
My late pupper.. was killed. Will spare you the details because of memes
Rip goon
>>56989266
But /tv/ doesn't know what makes a good film either.
> Prosecutors are encouraged by the government to charge defendants under more than one Act where applicable. Furthermore, in the UK it is customary for the Metropolitan Police, not a barrister, to be consulted as legal experts on a question of whether a given knife is to be considered illegal under existing UK knife laws, and this has resulted in a tendency to interpret any bladed object of questionable status as falling within the definition of a prohibited knife.
Ah yes very impressive.
>>56989095
is there a snake in the water?
>ywn drive a T-90 through Syria
>>56989162
I can't find it, but there's a documentary of a train driver doing one of the super fast trains through Scotland and he said it's a view he never gets tired of
>>56989266
>You don't know things that are subjective
>>56989336
RiP pupper
>>56989321
what the fuck is an authentic Norfolk frappe?
>be a cleaner in London
>Can no longer afford to live there on what I earn
>move elsewhere
>former employers are unable to find a cleaner at the previous wage
>increase the amount they're willing to pay
>move back and live happily ever after
>>56989393
A joke.
>>56989341
it's a shit board but that doesn't change the fact that you need to watch hundreds of movies and actually pay attention to them to understand what a good film truly is
Cynicism regarding new Perfume album is being gradually superseded by anticipation.
https://youtu.be/WyXT8kYUgC4
who's in work in the morning lads?
>>56989361
business idea: get to do anything you want by telling people in charge of that thing you're writing a novel about it and need to do "research"
>>56989336
did a snake bit him
>>56989413
nice
>>56989361
>ywn drive a Challenger 2 through Mecca
He is risen!
>>56989425
A lot of people I'd imagine
>>56989440
If you're a white journalist/photographer in syria you can literally do anything you want
>>56989423
you need to be deaf to like this kind of music
>>56989425
bank holiday monday so i imagine only shitty retail workers
THREADLY REMINDER THAT NORGETRÅDEN IS HOLDING A PARTY
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56989423
whens it out?
also fuck me that tiny stage
01625 ww@
>>56989425
First day of new job on Tuesday lad
>>56989418
What point are you trying to make here you retard? Pulp Fiction is a good film. You could argue that like the beatles it is overrated for what it is, but it is still not a bad film by any stretch.
>work in 34 hours
>>56989377
>>56989441
Ripped in half by hungry tasmanian devils while i slept
>>56989411
what if you settle in a new town and don't want to move?
apply this across the whole economy and you would see a skills shortage in London
>>56989472
your imagination is wrong
bankers bonus holiday
>>56989528
congrats m8 what is it?
Thinking of going camping in wales next week lads.
Hard mode: Not on a camp site, no access to outside world once trip starts meaning I have to take all my food and drink with me, have to spend most of the time walking so campsite has to be mobile.
>>56989215
Because /tv/ is full of pretentious teenage twats who collectively think Malick and Tarkovsky are le ebin cinematic genius, and collectively hate anything they feel is popular with Redditors, whether they've seen it or not.
>>56989573
You are right of course.
waching cody lane blue room scene again
>>56989425
>working on Easter Monday
>>56989425
11-9
>>56989277
Boris Johnson is an idiot
>>56989560
want this to be a lie desu
Asuka
>>56989587
brecon by the res it is then lad
>>56989480
Pipe down and post fucking machines
>>56989502
6th April
Ye close enough to smell Perfume's perfume haha
>>56989585
Don't really want to talk about where but I'm in charge of communications.
>tfw central london used to be nice countryside
crazy to think
0121 rep that shit my niggas
>>56989605
t. lefty twat
BUILD A WALL AND MAKE SCOTLAND PAY FOR IT
>>56989560
depressed now...
>>56989564
In the short term perhaps. Labour is very mobile though.
>>56989560
>>56989599
>dat Kentucky accent
>>56989617
is gay
>>56989636
>tfw england used to be all forest and stuff
crazy to think
>>56989649
Hadrians wall 2.0
>>56989531
only 1/3rd of it is good, in my opinion. most of tarantino's appeal is the fact he isn't afraid to use "nigger" in his films which appeals to edgy teenagers.
>>56989560
>>56989587
what supplies do i need to start camping as a hobby?
start off with regular sites but eventually want to become half man half bear in the wilderness
added a bit too much sugar desu
>>56989616
Sorry but it isn't.
>>56989650
>>56989660
He was still so young too HE DIED A VIRGIN i failed him
>>56989699
mine seem to go
>bitter as fuck
>too much sugar
>just right
as I drink them
>>56989599
errytime
Reminder London is the only relevant place in Britain
Everywhere else is just residential places to house the population
>>56989674
Mean.
>>56989564
Children don't understand this. They don't care that England's capital is being ripped apart, that it's full of scummy foreigners buying up all the property and never living in it.
>>56989637
paki
>>56989649
that would be like trump saying make canada pay for it.
we should be making france pay for it.
>>56989698
tent, sleeping bag, small stove with gas, food and a bag
that's basically it
>>56989734
What about coventry
>>56989730
i prefer it bitter than too sugary
also i really need to buy some milk, cream makes it a bit too rich
morning lads
>>56989466
Indeed, He is risen.
>>56989734
london would have been wrecked by the financial crisis if not for our collateral
>>56989674
>Chatting shit about Asuka
I don't even care about weebshit, but you are objectively wrong
>>56989802
evening, cunt
>>56989720
i somehow doubt your dog was actually killed by tasmanian devils
>>56989698
>half man half bear in the wilderness
>british countryside
howling, our countryside is too nice and gentle
also britain is so compact that you're never 100 meters away from some sort of civilisation
>>56989746
Shut your trap you mayo face milky pale looking cunt
>What about coventry
>>56989698
>eventually want to become half man half bear in the wilderness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
took an axe in the ballbag
Me on the left
>>56989802
foy
>>56989844
think he meant scotland
>>56989750
think he meant the scottish border
Just put a plastic bottle in the glass recycling bin
maybe i should get an Airbnb place with a view of the Monaco GP track instead of staying in Nice and buying tickets for the race
>>56989698
Nuts and berries
Also
>2016
>Not taking an air bed
>>56989852
what the fuck armagh lad
don't make me come down there
>>56989844
you're thinking of england
I've been arrested for "stalking" twice and am sick of the overly negative portrayal of "stalkers" in the media
the most recent time I was offended was 10 minutes into watching Deadpool where the titular character chastises and humiliates a stalker for a Stacy FOR FREE
These bitches don't even tell you to stop doing whatever it is you're apparently doing that creeps them out before going to the police
Are we supposed to be telepathic?
It's a fucking joke, we're treated as rapists (regardless of how non-violent the "crime" is) before we're even tried or anyone has taken the time to speak to us, 100% of the time it's all from the females perspective too
>this guy I see gives me creep/this guy who posts about me gives me the creeps
>kick his ass/arrest him
And that's it
There's no fucking discussion or debate on whether it was reasonable for them to be distresses LEGALLY, it's all about how you made them feel
Anyway, rec me some stalker films, preferably something from the males perspective
yifys taking its bloody time
>>56989852
>>56989771
this
you don't need luxury queen sized inflatable mattresses and shit. get a warm sleeping bag, a bed roll to simply have a medium between you and the ground, a cheap gas cooker and cheap easy to make foods
>>56989637
looks like ukraine or something soviet and dilapidated
>>56989602
8-4 here at least you get a bit of a lie in
>>56989846
got some curry on your face, mohammed
>>56989901
kill y ourself
>>56989963
Love me some silt
>>56989852
pupper thought snake just wanted a sniff :-(
>>56989902
thought he stopped making rips due to the feds?
who /1940 google earth/ here
>>56989963
HACK THE PLANET
was in Aberdeen today, saw some absolute madmen fucking surfing in the freezing cold haha
watching lord of the ring
>>56989942
and then the same the next day
>David Icke actually posted this
>>56990005
>badgers mount
lewd
>>56990035
he was right
>>56990007
HACK THE GIBSON
>people in monte carlo charging £1400 per night for their apartment
wew
e
w
>>56989852
literally >>>/b/
>>56990005
dat is well hill innit
>tfw you switch to 2015 and there's a giant fucking motorway through the middle of it
>>56990005
Meet me at Balancing Pond in quarter of an hour and I'll heem you.
>>56989852
>>56990068
Based Corbyn
>>56989963
this is true actually
when we manage to transfer our consciousness to a digital vessel we'll be liable to quantum hacking
This is what the rorke posters are actually like on real life lads
tried to get into sport as a kid, but just couldn't
tried again in my early teens ... still couldn't
tried again in my early 20s ... shits just not happening
I was always more into music ... but I don't even really care about that either
liked video games (computer games as we called them) as a kid ... but have no interest in modern games OR replaying the games I enjoyed as a kid
is there anything other than alcohol and masturbation I AM supposed to like?
Just won a game of Ultimate Team 17-0
haha i totally said "foy" to that aussie
banter'd him hard 2bh
>>56990154
whats your team
>>56990154
top lad
>>56990093
JUST
>>56990030
11 to 9 every day? what kind of shitty company do you work for?
Someone walked over my grave
>>56990154
Wouldn't be capable of doing that if the other person didn't press a single button for the whole game desu
>>56989852
delet this
Option one: get job in perth and marry sara
Option two: get job in lisburn and marry beth
>>56990227
>triangle triangle circle
>rinse repeat
>>56990196
Oh sorry, that was me
>dont watch many films
>enjoy a film
>"NO IT IS NOT A GOOD FILM YOU NEED TO WATCH HUNDREDS OF FILMS TO KNOW WHAT A GOOD FILM IS"
Forgot that I washed my bedding today. Now I have to make the bed. I have little enthusiasm to do so.
>>56990244
option three: get job in chile and durham and marry josefina
it's pronounced .jif
>>56990277
Always do this desu
>>56989901
cringed reading this
>>56990191
store manager
>>56990306
Good lad
>>56990169
A Bundesliga team with second rate Bundesliga players because I'm not autistic enough to actually spend cash on it.
Do have some good players like Luis Gustavo, Mario Gotze, Naldo.
>>56990172
Cheers pal.
>>56990227
I'm being a bit disingenuous. I scored my second in the 75th minute and he spent the remainder of the game knocking in own goals.
Saying that I haven't conceded for the last four or five games and have won all of them.
>>56990271
No spoilers please x
>>56990265
Always really struggle to tackle them when they're not playing
>>56990151
literally me except I never really tried to get into sports since I was pre teen
>computer games as we called them
literal grandad
>>56990308
going to finish my coffoffoffee first
Students freak out because someone chalked trump slogans on campus: Emory university president says students are scared and 'in pain'
President Jim Wagner said students viewed graffiti as intimidating
Officials arranged a meeting for those offended to address concerns
University organizations also offered counselling to those affected
The editor of the student newspaper said some students 'felt victimized'
A freshman said she 'feared for life' and thought it was a 'KKK rally'
Now administrators at the university, which has roughly a 50:50 ratio of white to minority students, want to track down those responsible for the controversial markings.
They have admitted they went against the university's 'values regarding diversity'.
After the chalk markings started to appear, and pictures began appearing on The Tab, student organizations offered counselling to anyone who may have been impacted by what they had seen.
But some were left fearing for their own safety.
Paula Camila Alarcon told The Daily Beast: 'I legitimately feared for my life. I thought we were having a KKK rally on campus,'
Another student reportedly said they thought there would be a mass shooting on campus.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506491/Emory-president-Students-scared-Trump-2016-chalk-signs.html
how come they didn't give the hobbits a ring?
bit racist don't you think
I took a swig out of a piss bottle instead of the coke bottle
just sat there in disgust and disbelief
>>56990151
You're supposed to go out, make friends and get a gf
>>56990274
>need to watch hundreds of films
Not really, just watch Terrence Malick lad
>>56989312
underrated post
>>56990291
Literally the most mental of all the twitter loonies
>>56990151
no.
There is nothing more to our pathetic existence.
>>56990379
i would have the same reaction tbf
who /liveathomewhileattendinguni/ here?
>>56990396
Hobbits are supremely powerful beings, they could have rivaled Sauron.
>>56990379
people like this should just drop dead. how can people be so shit at existing.
https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/714009772496920576
>>56990396
prior to the late third age hobbits were mostly absent from the records of the eldar
never have an angry wank
>ywn wander the streets of Victorian london
>>56990151
You could try drugs perhaps?
Is the lad who was going to try my masturbation technique where you tap your bellend here from last night?
>>56990478
choosing to believe this one as it seems far more plausible
>>56990494
thanks for trying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T17gsA67og
>>56990550
2
>>56990514
would honestly love to walk around paris and London before ww1
>>56990514
Bet it stunk back then
>>56990550
2
>british cookie cutter architecture
The Jews literally did this
>>56990550
whos house is that
Right, time to make this bed
wish google would stop stalking me
>>56990550
top has a bit more character to it
>>56990550
bottom
>>56990583
impressive, very nice
>>56990550
I hate those red bricks.
What's your opinion on the Elgin marbles issue?
>>56990567
another year and then you'll be happy
just one more year and then you'll be happy
what IRC channels do you lads use?
>>56990550
Kek who's is the top one?
I know the bottom one is saras
>>56990598
>>56990514
>I will never walk through piss and shit and phlegm and breathe in noxious air and have to hear cockneys everywhere
Oh wait I could still do that in modern day London
>>56990638
what's the alternative?
>>56990687
no
>>56990650
finders keepers
>>56990651
>>56990475
I'm in my first year and I'm doing that
On one hand I have minimal interaction with normies because of it
On the other hand I have to get up at 6:30 to catch the 7:30 train to get to the uni town for 8:00 and wait an hour until lectures start at 9:00.
Then I get home an hour after my last lecture finishes because the trains only run once an hour to my station and I get to the station half an hour before my train leaves and it takes half an hour to get back home
>>56990650
Keep them
>>56990650
"Molon labe"
which I believe is Greek for "pay denbts"
>>56990650
dont really care
>>56990687
looks busy
>>56990693
>cockneys
extinct
>piss and shit and phlegm
also extinct
>noxious air
maybe in the center
will literally say anything on vocaroo right now
Just finished torrenting fallout 4 with the new DLC wew lads
http://www.amazon.co.uk/BTC-Bluetooth-Multi-touch-Pre-loaded-Supported/dp/B00SZDJEZQ/ref=sr_1_2?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1459117994&sr=1-2&keywords=tablet+amazon
just copped this so i can join the tablet masterrace
>>56990783
Bush did nothing wrong
>>56990783
>got a big willy desu
>>56990650
I believe in dealing with the Greeks fairly on this issue.
I propose that all Greek citizens should be able to enter the British Museum and view the marbles FREE OF CHARGE.
>>56989937
good lad
>>56990687
too noisy
>>56990650
i agree with chris hitchens on this issue
>want to play a video game
>also want to shitpost
the dilemmas
Liecester
Cara 2bh lads
>>56990700
Not using them
>>56990816
>>56990820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s044ctTl5mlP
about to smoke one I rolled earlier
>>56990806
That's the worst piece of shit I've seen in a while
You should of got this
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_256039.html
>>56990880
he dead
Stop Doxxing
about to lamp this fucking spliff frog posting cunt
>>56990927
yes :(
>>56990905
good man
>>56990886
>want to play a game
>takes 30-60 minutes to play
hmm
>>56990806
bit shit iah
cheap though
>>56990922
mine was a joke but
>windows tablet
kekking
>>56990962
>sara lives in that
kekaroo I would hate capitalism too
>>56990962
Janny will get you for Doxxing people senpai
>>56990550
pick THIS *unzips dick*
>>56990962
can you just post that beth pic x
>>56990985
chris hitchens supports them going back, i was being polite if anything
