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>tfw no jewish bf
;_;
>Kendrick
>the best in the game
PICK TWO
Kyary
>>56992862
shit desu
Gonna rail your sisters out like a freight train buds
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO
How nice to open /int/ and see this. Really appreciate it!
>>56992862
What is she doing in there?
>no qt zionist gf that forces me to do housework in women's clothing while she's away with the military
>>56992862
>Asians
>>56992840
top 10 all time fav posts
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME edition
>>56992899
would you say you're going to take her... Virginiaty
We have to cull the janny if we want to escape
>>56992840
Kendrick sounds like a fucking bug
I would have sex with a girl tb h
>>56992969
Rena desu lads
shalom~
>>56992969
crayon pop
>>56992975
*raises fist for bumpage*
>>56993021
fucking pervert
I love it when brit comes to invade but end up getting bored and leaving
Tanned East Asians>>>>>>>Southeast Asians>>>>>>Docile looking ghost Asians
>>56992818
>tfw no vocaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19rmc8v9-Z0
I guess I'm closest to this.
>>56993090
Janny is refusing us a new Thread so we came here desu
>>56993090
F!%ck off /brit/ is welcome here
Asians are for low test KEKS that don't have HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME generics
>>56993113
Ew.
post western cartoons :D
>>56993183
DELET THIS
>>56993177
You can say fuck, sweetheart
>>56993161
go to /lat/ and duke it out to see who is more spammy
Got really baked and played rhythmic circle clicker this weekend and broke some high scores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h8AFLHZkl0
>>56993183
t. Jesus Manuel Ricardo
once Cuba opens up to north america completely, surely there will be plenty of qts ripe for the picking, r-right?
>>56993254
t. Muhammad Bin Apu Bhagdadi
p-pic related
Janny why ;_;
>>56993161
>"A brit denied his homeland"
>>56993183
WTF LMAO u need 2 watch more anime
>>56993259
Cuba is full of Haitians.
>>56993259
come 2 America, we've got plenty of hispanic qts.
What are some heartwarming animations I can watch with my jew friends?
NEVER watched an anime in my life and dont ever intend to but dont mind cute animu grill posters
>>56993331
And Haitians are a desperate people
>>56993161
then take revenge on lat for spamming una vela shit or something i dont know fuck off
>>56993254
>defending gooks
>>56993183
This is true but Japanese values are infinitely superior to American values.
>>56993363
*winks in Spanish*
>>56993433
But they don't have RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM
>>56993383
Triggered lad ?
>>56993433
>Japanese values are infinitely superior to American values.
>tfw no Jew bf to fuck me up the ass and call me a good goy after
why live
>>56993519
*fucks you in the ass and spills hot chosen semen inside your folds*
good goy
damn /cum/ back at it again with the faggotry
>>56993433
Yeah I agree, spending all waking moments at work is how I want to live my life too
>>56993519
>you will never eat fresh cummis
>>56993587
But homosexuality is a sin.
>tfw thunderstorm is rolling in
Time to get comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-odF-y1nQvw
>>56993587
T-thanks mr. Goldberg
>>56993643
it's ok if the guy looks like a girl
hook nosed kikes need to burn
>>56993595
says the guy posting naked babies. Fucking perv
>>56993702
a DANCING, FUNKY naked baby I might add.
Happy Easter lads
>>56993643
only between a male jew and the other. goyim are made to serve superior chosen people in any way we see as appropriate
what easter eggs did you lads get?
>>56993686
bad goy, didn't you see OP's pic
is the "hating jews" meme still popular?
hi /cum/-chan
>>56993686
This
>>56993866
what a qt
>>56993835
For some of us it isnt a meme...
>tfw cousin is married to an Israeli
>gorgeous face and long, wavy black hair
NEED AN ISRAELI GF RIGHT. NOW.
>>56993778
My mums' eggs
>>56993778
I got these Annie's fruitsnacks & crackers and a chocolate bunny, no eggs though
>>56993778
I got a chocolate bunny and like $40 in a card from my dad
>>56993778
literally nothing today desu
Who /crying/ here?
>>56993778
Got a lamb roast, potatoes, home baked bread and chunk of a giant chocolate bunny im my bag right now
>>56994082
have a (You) senpai
HERE WE GO AGAIN BUDS
I didn't go to meme school, I went to meme
Bye
UNIRONICALLY terrified of the ocean. What the fuck do you do if you get stranded in the middle. WHAT DO YOU DO. I'm so scared of flying because of this alone
>>56993759
>tfw Ywn be a qt houseboi for your jewish master
>>56993880
nonce
>>56993948
>Organic
>Real fruit juice
>Bunny
How was Canada?
>>56994082
I cried last night. I feel better today but I'm still terribly lonely.
I hope you feel better
Im not an easter bunny.
Im an easter, bunny.
describe your best gimmicks ("memes")
>>56994220
jacka hog
>>56994165
i'm not a pedo, sweet little girls make my heart melt
@56994232
Denying people (You)'s
Inspired by The Daily Show's "WHAT IS MAKING AMERICANS THE MADDEST?" poll, vote for what pisses you off the most.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1s7yd84Urn-KttxPZjQT8sDHQvYHrpvkm-GbKhzX9vPo/viewform
Vote lads
>>56994267
i'm calling the authorities
Business idea: make a video game that ends if you die.
Like you have to buy it again because the character is dead and the story is over.
>>56994288
DO NOT CLICK
one more is OUT.
should I cry "USA! USA! USA!"
>>56994232
See >>56992840
Took you two minutes to think of that reply
The fall of the USSR was a mistake
LMM
Uncle SAm gib some better cars!
>>56994082
I cried yesterday but it's okay now
I was incredibly drunk so I have an excuse.
>>56994082
>>56994133
>>56994173
Hope you guys feel better.
Not crying but I feel that soon I might brake down. Been regretting a lot of old choices recently.
And I'm officially an uncle today which is fantastic but my nephew was named after a ninja turtle
>>56994153
I'm actually going through the game for the first time.
>>56994488
Mikey?
>>56994488
If it's not Leonardo then mistakes were made
>>56994509
Noice, definitely one of my favorite games, if not my favorite game of all time desu
>ywn be gangbanged by hasidic jews
NEED some DMT.
Somebody got a hook up?
>>56994534
Yeah mang, I asked my bro if it was the artist and he said nope, TMNT.
>>56994534
Happy easter Inuit
>>56994726
oh g o d why
>>56994772
Happy Easter, Massachusetts!
>>56994720
Meme drug
>No canadian teams have a shot at the stanley cup
absoltutely ebin
>>56994829
shit's fucking wack yo
>>56994829
Yes, that's it, psychedelics are for degenerate hippies. Don't forget to to buy that latest iPhone, if you want to be happy that is!
>>56994816
How has it been? Good I hope!
>>56994863
Yo yo yo, fucking crazy shit yo
>>56994953
I am just another one of the masses, a simple consumer, a part of the sheeple who as yet to be self aware of the true universe and become ego-less
>>56994953
Never doing psychedelics because what if I wind up typing like that
>>56994772
happy-happy!
>>56995122
The pope has a foot fetish?
>>56995122
the US is a protestant nation
>>56995202
He's a cuck.
>>56995089
>Never doing psychedelics
Read Huxley's "The Doors of Perception" and you'd probably change your mind.
>>56995226
We are catholic too
Good evening, buds.
>>56995267
But not really. We've only had one catholic president and he got shot.
>yanks will never be this cultured
>>56995292
Well I'll be the 2nd one then
>>56995273
Hmmm
>>56995202
>foot fetish?
nigger fetish I guess
>>56995273
It is not evening, what the fuck?
does monopoly man still post here? he was a good lad and his creepshots were primo
>>56995485
Not really, he's gone for the most part
>>56995485
don't encourage bad behavior
>>56995440
How's Bartholomew doing? Do you call him the Patriarch of Istanbul now?
>>56995485
>>56995521
come to rizon #/cum/ to talk to the monopoly man
>>56995521
that's disappointing, he was a really fun guy
>>56995535
what?
>northerners
>>56995540
>the Patriarch of Istanbul
he's still patriarch.
we call him "Patriarch of Constantinople" of course
>>56992912
leave.
>>56995554
Why is it so hard to solve a crime in the South? The DNA's all the same and there's no dental records.
>>56995554
:( b-but we love you southerners
Palestine is Christian land
>>56995688
crime rate higher in your south?
>>56995780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMpy5SBjGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6OHviv1uf4
I wish Americans would stop posting in /cum/
>>56995688
Why is it so hard to spot an American in the North? They all claim to be Irish or Italian and yell about their heritage and how much they hate their country.
>>56995702
Connecticut? More like DISconnecticut amirite lmao
>>56995788
Just another poortherner jealous of our 100% anglo genetics
>>56995660
I'm an American living in Israel.
Also
>JIDF invited edition
>>56995891
Can we start with you?
>>56995935
>100% anglo genetics
on Mexican border?
>>56995969
Ew. Don't reply to my posts you disgusting aberration.
>>56995975
The south (south east) doesn't border Mexico
>>56995963
>mfw my state is all German and Norwegian
>>56995935
When will the South Rise again? The only time I see hick rise is to go to a MacDonald's drive-thru
>>56995963
We're ulster scots. You're unamerican catholicuck micks.
>>56995975
wot? georgia is far away from mexico m90
>>56996048
Hyll seier fåvæ.
Sitting next to a crazy crackhead woman thats obviously high as balls on the train tbdesu.
>>56996033
>south doesn't border Mexico
I feel something suspicious here
>>56996048
norway? more like norGAY
>>56996065
The only time I see a northerner rise is to voluntarily give all their taxes away to their corrupt bureaucracy
>>56995963
Skeptical of this map, considering our territories, and Frances territories.
Also Mexico at the bottom, surely this was not the case up until recently. The country was overwhelmingly white, and even though Mexicans have always had a presence in Cali/Texas etc, to say that they are the predominant Ancestry is misleading.
Misleading map is misleading.
>muh heritage
Needs second highest in regions, third highest, etc.
I miss my gf
>>56995963
WE WUZ
>>56994343
LMM is a person, not a meme
>>56996194
Yokels should be worrying more about distillery explosions and genetic diseases than our government stealing their guns with our volunteer military.
>>56996321
He's a meme now
>>56996321
You're mistaken if you think he isn't a meme
>>56996321
>t. LMM
I'm a virgin
what I do bout dat?
>>56996511
join the priesthood
>>56996511
preserve it by locking yourself in a high tower.
>>56996511
Show off your dubs
Does anyone else feel like the cancer statistics are horribly underreported?
Peer reviewed studies have said its very likely in some types of cancer, that not everything is reported. So many people I know and just people I know of get cancer. Sometimed it seems like an inevitability but the reported data seems off. I know personal experiences are anecdotal but if you talk to most people they seem to agree cancer is very prevalent
>>56995963
La Reconquista is well on its way, seguimos ganando señores
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place, I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin
tell me about yourself, anon...
whattup itcho boy truth2form and I hope you all held Christ on high today
>>56996740
Maybe. I'm only worried about 2 things. Heart disease and dementia because both are in my family. My aunt had thyroid cancer. Only immediate relative I can think of
>>56996824
I am a reclusive boring loser. But I'm still pretty dank.
>>56996824
I wish I was an anime like you
>>56996824
I'm a deep and complex human being. Even if you think you know me you dont really know me. The only person who truly understands me is me. And that's just the way it is
>>56996921
I like you
>>56996969
I like you
>>56996992
I like you
>>56996824
I don't really do much.
How was everyone's Easter?
What did you do?
Why can my life be like anime?
>>56997084
I played video games, walked my doggy and masturbated to a large woman with big tits.
>>56997084
Pretty good. Drank beer chatted with the family watched the kids be dumb kids long time since I saw my family desu.
>>56997084
I sat around and did nothing that was actually productive
>>56996824
i graduated college last June, ahvemn't found a job in my field, but i'll start teaching english soon. I'm studying for the Mexican Foreign Service exam because being a diplomat pays extremely well for Mexican standards
>>56997084
Chopped it up with the blood folk
>>56996158
notable quotes while she fixated on talking to me the entire 40 minute trip
>You want me to suck your dick right now? I would suck your dick but I just got pregnant last week
>I wish we could turn out the lights. That'd be so chill, except I'm afraid someone will try to cut out my baby
>My brother is a vampire. He drinks peoples blood, I grind the rest of the body and eat it. I was locked up 41 years so my appetite changed.
>You want kids? No? Why not? Were you touched as a boy?
I should have never made eye contact
I want to fuck an anime
>>56997513
no you don't
hi guyz did u hav a gud weekend ?
>>56997513
you sure, ginny?
>>56997332
sounds scary 2bh
>>56997590
I want to ram my cock in to her tiny 2D mouth
im sleeping with my ex-gf now
A.M.A.
>>56997589
yea it was actually much better than average.
Got a lot of work done, got a sweet new jacket, DUDE LMAO'd and visited family.
How was yours canacuckbro?
>>56996370
>>56996414
>>56996507
What rude posts
He is very much a real human bean
>>56997625
Are you going to cry to us when she breaks up with you again?
>>56997650
he knows i love him
>american tourists riding beach motorbikes on the main avenue in the downtown going slow as fuck
Rolling up a dude weed lmao lads
And I'm also adding in tobacco
Thoughts?
>>56997718
spliffs always gave me a sore stomach and too light headed
>>56997084
I hung out with my family and it was cozy. Then I drove back to my apartment and drank and ate pizza and now i'm singing! How was yours?
>>56997660
Most likely
>>56997703
Who could love such an ugly beast?
>>56997224
Good luck, a friend's stay at home mother got a job as viceconsul in some shitty subamerican country because her brother is friends with the the Secretario. Why? she wanted to go there to marry a guy she met on facebook while playing farmshit
>>56997827
I guessed he was fat from the pic I saw of him, but geez
>>56997761
Ahh cozy holidays are the best! I can't say mine was as exciting. Went out to Queens to visit the family and say happy easter but I have to go back to Uni tmrw.
You sound like you are in a good mood :3
What are you singing?
I consider LMM one of my best friends 2bh
>>56997841
LMM pls leave
No one wants you here
>>56997881
this 2bh
>>56997881
me too
He's really nice and sweet
Thank you for Breaking Bad, U.S.
>>56997893
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>56997893
Here we go with the "you have another opinion so you must be the boogeyman" posting
>>56997927
what episode are you on?
I'm so full onii-chaaaaaan~
>>56997929
>>56997943
BEEP BOOP BOOP BOP
Back to your containment board faggot
>>56997956
Just finished episode 7 of the 5th season.
>>56997955
there arnt even three dark blue properties you stupid frog poster
>>56997971
LOL
You're so buttflustered over a fucking sentence
Do you cry when people have really strong opinions you disagree with?
>>56997995
Walter dies
>>56998024
Here's your lost (You)
Take a hike and get your life on track dickhead
>>56997927
I thought it was good but not worth all the hype
>>56997995
Nice, 5 is a really good season
>>56997971
D'aww, you gonna cry?
>>56997969
lyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdxoCpZkbLw
>>56998050
>being this paranoid
Does anyone here not miss LMM
He was a terrible poster, good riddance
About to open a fortune cookie, I'm a little nervous about it.
Friendly reminder LMM did nothing wrong
>>56997969
I think I'm going to puke, I'm literally gagging.. is that hot sauce?? wtf is wrong with leaves
>>56998135
He was alright, people thought I was him when I shit on the swede every thread and she even hated him for it.
But every time he replied to me we got along really well. He's pretty cool for a tripfag, but only an average poster without the trip
>>56998182
What a terrible post
>>56998162
cia was shit tho all he ever posted was shit like gas yourself and talked about drinking alcohol
>unironically discussing tripfags like they're e-celebrities
disgusting
>>56998182
dude that bitch had white knights that would accuse me of being him everytime i disagreed with her "im so progressive and cool" schtick
>>56998216
its probably 3-4 people everytime with one of them being lmm himself
>>56998182
>>56998227
>orbitting a transsexual across an ocean
LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>56998214
Gas yourself weeb faggot
>>56998258
I don't ever care for most of Japan though
what are you dweebs even talking about?
somewhere out there is a triggered Canadian reporting all our posts cause we disagreed with him
>>56998290
talking about other autistic people like us
hmm
>>56998317
best ally
How are you?
Thank you inn advance for the porn. You got me into these machines. :^)
>>56998317
hello
>>56998180
it's sriracha m8
the little leaf things are tiny pieces of green onion that were in the flavouring packets
i have a cyst in my earlobe
FUCK what do i do /cum/
>>56997827
whats this?
Wow Jani is on point tonight, must be hanging with us.
Hope you're having a relaxing sunday jani
fuuuuuuck
>>56998389
kiss ass
>>56998378
doctor
>>56998416
jani is people too
>>56998358
>>56998431
this is the actual janny btw
>>56998378
picture? I had some really hard buildup in my earlobe when I had gauges but it would just go away.
You'll be fine I think
>>56998363
I guess it cant be as bad as the buffalo chicken sauce they'd give us in MRE's.
New meme:
Can I ~AXE~ you a question?
>>56998447
>gauges
but WHY
>>56998432
You were probably a teachers pet too, brown noser
>>56998468
never had that so i wouldn't know
Do white women deserve to be raped by black men?
Bernie Sanders says yes
>>56998378
cut it out with a knife
>>56998479
cant handle the bantz
>>56998469
yes
>>56998478
Cause they looked good on me.
Not me in the pic, just the size I wore until I lost one then decided to get rid of them.
>>56998546
>they looked good on me
ha ha ha
>>56998447
it just looks like a marble in the back of my earlobe, it turned a dark red. probably gonna die 2bh
also why would you get gauges lmao
>>56998522
canada you absolute madman
could i pass as local in you're country?
>>56998546
Is ur ear lobe all blown out now?
>>56998491
No I ditched class too much, but my teachers did still like me.
I think you problem is you think people in uniform are special. You probably think cops or people in the military are different from you too.
In reality we're all just a bunch of stupid monkeys in uniforms
>>56998568
you look like you have autism
>>56998499
Menu 24: Buffalo Chicken MRE
>find the chicken
>>56997861
What is NYC like even? It just seems scary to me with too many people. But at least you got to see your family.
Just whatever, playing just silly songs and singing. It's nice.
>>56998546
>Cause they looked good on me.
no, they didn't. They don't look good on anybody.
I had gauges in highschool because my gf thought they were cool at the time. I didn't have very big ones but I took them out after highschool and my ears still haven't closed almost 10 years later =/
>>56998577
Or I'm not a kiss ass
>>56998575
not at all. It just looks like I have two little holes where normal earrings go. You only notice them if you're right up in my face.
>>56998558
bitches love em
>>56998607
I had them too, got to 15mm, then i took them out because they were stupid. Now I have just normal ears now since they closed.
any michigan/ohio/ontariobros getting rekt by this thunderstorm? loud as fuck desu
>>56998568
yes :^)
>>56998588
that looks like it would be good if it was poured over some rice
looks pretty gross alone desu
>>56998607
>having a gf in high school
Gas
>>56998639
Did you get them stitched backed together?
>>56998546
Most people outside the bubble of your friends think they look like shit
>tfw running away from your problems and depression by playing a shit game all day (WoW)
Not sure if I'm going to make it lads, I feel like I'm going crazy
>>56998590
>street preformers
>crazy traffic
>lock your doors when you go to certain neighborhoods
>store selling stereos and general electronics on every corner
>people are usually in a rush to go places so they won't bat an eye if the bump into you while your walking
>homeless people every so often
>a lot of stores open all day, city never sleeps
>overpriced everything
>>56998701
ily 2 australia
>tfw 19 year old virgin
>tfw going to college in september
haha i can always pretend that i'm not one r-right g-guys
>tfw your mom is a fucking bitch
i fucking hate everyone
except /cum/
>>56998740
At least you aren't a 21 year old virgin
>>56998697
No, they just closed up. Not even kidding. Granted I was 17 when they went out, but they closed up in 5 months.
>>56998714
>>56998590
also
>people screaming the world is going to end
>liberal pride everywhere
>shitty spics and niggers playing their shitty music loud at night
>>56998587
here too?
>>56998758
nada
>>56998785
yes
>>56998740
Wait... You have to wait till September?
>>56998590
>What is NYC like even? It just seems scary to me with too many people. But at least you got to see your family.
NYC is a very large and diverse place, where I went in Queens it's basically a suburb right next to Nassau county.
When people think of NYC they think of Manhattan and that where most of everything important is. There are 5 boroughs, Manhattan which has the empire state building, central park, downtown basically what everyone imagines as the cliche of NYC. Staten island is the next, basically just filled with working class families. Then there is the Bronx, a hispanic shit hole. Then there is Brooklyn which is filled with hipster, gentrification and all different types of people from Greeks to asians to russians to africans. And the final borough of queens which is the most ethnically diverse place on the planet, its kinda like the urban sprawl of NYC. There are a lot of amazing special food places. I personally grew up right outside NYC in Nassau.
Its not scary at all, you may get anxious from all the people but Giuliani really cleaned NYC up and there is nothing to be afraid of. Its easy to navigate and there's plenty to do.
>Just whatever, playing just silly songs and singing. It's nice.
How cute! :3 I love your accent 2bh
>>56998770
Guess you were just at the threshold then had a buddy at 10 I think that had to get them stitched
>>56998785
>You'll never kill this man
Why?
>hay """""gente""""" en este hilo que no habla/aprende el idioma español
>mi cara cuando
>>56998841
huh? That's when the it starts here. September-April
99.9% of students start in the fall
>>56998740
If you're a sperg at home, you'll be a sperg at school
Sorry to break it to you
>>56998886
over here you start in like 3 months or so
>>56994153
>>56994636
http://www.pcgamer.com/star-wars-knights-of-the-old-republic-fan-made-reboot-looks-promising/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s58TvG8V-0k
>>56998942
four hundred and twenty dollerydoos
new
>>56999011
>>56998740
I pretended I wasn't a virgin and then I got a virgin gf. Our first time was just comical.
>>56998942
9
t. STEM graduated
>>56998915
o fug hd Bastila when
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