Easter Eggs edition
hi
>amerifats
Hi
*Holds up stop sign*
No weebs beyond this point
pic of me
>>56983801
Why is Donald trump so orange guys?
Who here loves asshole jesus
Why don't all you goddamn weebs stop sadposting here and read Nietzsche or something
Not even bullying, I am concerned for your well-being
>>56983976
You cute bby, want sum phuk?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511343/Marauding-parents-Easter-Egg-hunt-rampage-control-adults-push-children-ground-steal-buckets-leave-one-four-year-old-bloody-chaotic-free-event.html
How do we fix yankees?
>>56984029
The jokes usually have a decent premise but then whatever Jesus says usually ends up killing the joke
The fall of Yugoslavia was a mistake
>>56984065
ye bb
Nietzsche is without doubt the most overrated author/philosopher or all times
he was literally the fedora-tipper of his times
>>56984115
Is this any better than those to you?
>>56984129
I agree
What geographic region are states like Arizona and New Mexico considered?
I wouldn't consider them "west coast" or "southern" desu.
Mexican occupational lands?
Sartre or nothing.
>>56983985
Spray tan senpai
>>56984159
Hegel>Kant>Marx>Hobbes>Locke>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>Nietshit
Funposting hour in /norgetråden/
Feel free to join :33
>>56965742
>>56984159
meant for >>56984049
>>56984159
Nietzsche is like an eternal adversary, always on the attack
Reading him may fuck you up permanently, especially if you have a sensitive temperament, but it will also make you a more complete person
>>56984262
They're the Southwest
May yall have a bless easter, may god be with you
>>56984315
no
>>56984208
Yes, much better
>>56984324
Tbh smd senpai
No bunny has ever laid an egg!!
THIS IS A STICK UP
hand over the cute animu girls and nobody gets hurt
>>56984352
maki is a slutty uggo
*shoots you in the back*
*spits on the ground*
>>56984262
Southwest
>>56983976
>>56984515
Wow that's a really cute SLUTTY anime girl senpai
![[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.40_[2016.01.31_16.00.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lv12Axf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.40_[2016.01.31_16.00.56].jpg")
>>56984449
>>56984493
slightly rood
>>56984449
The only thing you are getting is a stick up your bum, lad
![_HorribleSubs__Dagashi_Kashi_-_06__1080p_.mkv_snapshot_16.03_[2016.03.27_20.52.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TGaiYoX.jpg "_HorribleSubs__Dagashi_Kashi_-_06__1080p_.mkv_snapshot_16.03_[2016.03.27_20.52.48].jpg")
>>56984582
>>56984449
>gives you all of the anime grills and becomes your wife's son
Please stop posting childs cartoons on this general.
What is there to do in Delaware?
What do people do there?
>https://youtu.be/TYUaJGGneiI
>we are the new americana
>high on legal marijuana
>raised on biggie and nirvana
damn..........
>>56984722
>>56984654
>>56984515
>>56984352
>>56984141
>>56984065
>>56983976
Daily reminder that anime watchers are just as bad as bronies
>>56984729
See, They got the wrong country.
They are actually talking about Canadiana.
>>56984729
I see now that Trump is necessary.
D-Did I do it right?
>>56984782
Daily reminder that you're a faggot
>>56984852
wha-
what
>>56984729
Is Halsey cute?
>>56984852
Tell me, How much is maple syrup in your country?
>>56984729
>Pop """""Music"""""""
>>56984449
no need to resort to violence Pajeet.
![Batman.The.Animated.Series.09.Be.a.Clown-OLLIE.avi_snapshot_08.42_[2016.02.22_03.17.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uN0rUH4.jpg "Batman.The.Animated.Series.09.Be.a.Clown-OLLIE.avi_snapshot_08.42_[2016.02.22_03.17.41].jpg")
>>56984782
>>56984852
helping the canadian economy i see
>>56984729
>that haircut
>that hair color
States I know nothing about
>Maryland
>Michigan (bar detroit)
>Utah
Tell me some hot memes about these territories lads
>>56984995
What's their economy anyway
maple syrup & tim hortons?
>>56984878
She's trying too hard
>>56985070
From what I know Utah is full of lousy religions, Maryland is full of poverty and murder, michigan is full of poison etc.
>>56985070
Maryland is based, Baltimore is severely underrated. Just don't go out on the westside at night.
>>56984911
Five bucks. It's expensive as hell
>>56985070
Utah, Mormons, Salt Lake in all the car commercial, Skiing, strict alcohol laws because Mormons, very friendly people
>>56984049
because Camus is better for that
>>56985197
Bitch I live in Canada and export that goddamn much that a bottle the size of an apple juice box is 15 bucks.
>>56984449
How are you gonna hold us up with no guns there Niles Mohammedton?
easter dinner was good but now I feel like a piggy
>>56985070
Baltimore is pretty sketchy at times 2bh
Lots of heroin related problems
>>56985070
Maryland is one of the gems of the mid Atlantic and Chesapeake bay watershed. Fantastic food, one of the richest states in the entire country and a very liberal populous. It's also home to some of the most livable places in the world like Annapolis. Barring a strangely high crime rate, Maryland is really an awesome state.
>>56985427
It's way too early to have dinner
eating a cheese steak for dinner lads
reminder
>>56985470
yankees out
>>56985427
>dinner this early
I hope you're having a 2nd dinner later today m8
>>56985500
Who cares
>>56985581
why would you be rude
>>56985500
Sounds delicious
Making brisket for myself all alone on easter ;_;
>"senpai what do we put on our flag"
>"well what represents us"
>"how about something meaningful. Like the United states, they put 13 stripes to represent the 13 original colonies and have a star for each state senpai"
>"ok well were known for our maple syrup"
>>56985536
Getting olive oil on your dick? Disgusting
>>56983878
>37 minutes and still no one has said hi back to me
Fuck you guys I'm never coming back to this general again.
>>56985070
Maryland is okay. It's a very livable state. It can be surprisingly rural in some parts
>>56985666
it might attract an italian qt
>>56985656
>>56985553
that would be called a super and if you need to eat after a holiday dinner you didn't do it right
>>56985666
EYYYYYYYYYYY THAT'S A MAMAS OL' RECIPE
>family has at least 100 years of established history in my state
>whole family has southern accents
>parents moved me to a suburb when I was a lad to go to nicer schools
>I talk like I'm from Pennsylvania
T-this is cultural imperialism
>>56985500
good lad
Don't know what I'm having, going over to relatives.
>>56985689
H-Hi champ
>>56985689
grow a fucking pair you little bitch
What's /cum/ doing for Easter? I'm gonna be visiting my grandma.
Today I learned Vermont can into guns
Good on you lads
>A FUCKING TREE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56985689
Bye
Gonna feel like anakin after all these yuenglings
>>56985811
>future tense
Yankees, flyovers, and worst coasters need to leave
Easter is already over
>>56985839
Remote pacific island nations know whatsup, could even work as an alternative canadian flag
>>56985883
I say southerners need to leave. We should have let you leave the first time
>>56985839
i wish cascadia was real
>>56985963
The USA would be a carbon copy of Europe without the south
Enjoy your """""refugees"""""
If you didn't spend a good 2 hours or so in Protestant Church in the morning before eating an obscenely large meal during the afternoon you had a bad Easter
>>56986095
>church
*tips*
The guy who runs the local vape shop is a Syrian refugee. He blantantly sells to kids
>>56986095
I'm catholic
>>56986080
>Implying
We'd have been butthurt enough to support the German Empire seeing that the brits were in favor of you and watch as you and Britain get rekt in WW1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiS6a1XE91M
daily reminder
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2016.02.14_11.06.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qP8vQVs.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2016.02.14_11.06.18].jpg")
>>56985427
what did you eat
It's a beautiful warm spring day
There's so many things I can do every day but I always end up shitposting on 4chan.
>>56984911
Hey Varnes, been a long while since we've seen you around
>>56986355
Be my bf pls
>>56986355
ham, sweet potato, asparagus, sausage, she-crab soup, smoked salmon, a salad, okra, and key lime pie
there was some other stuff that I didn't eat too
Tfw playing with my gun
>>56986567
same
>>56986540
comfy
>>56986618
don't hurt yourself dear
>>56986660
Hello fellow Kansan
>planned to do homework all day
>haven't started
>>56986790
Ayy there bbycakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtCiJfq87_c
Do you think Alex Jones actually believes what he says?
>>56983801
Hey lads is this girl white?
Thoughts.
>>56986897
White enough for my dick lmao
>>56986798
Leave now
>>56986897
No but she has nice lips to suck on a mean cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gywNsOJJf-8
Why haven't you bought a water filter yet?
Are you globalist puppet or something?
Is this accurate?
How do I get an asian gf?
>>56987085
Move to Vancouver
>>56987085
If you happen to end up with a white girl like that, just kick her the fuck out. I don't see the problem.
>>56987085
Yes bro this mspaint comic is 100% accurate
You're better off jerking it to 2d girls and never reproducing
>>56985839
The US can do canadian flags better than the canadians
>>56987085
lel weaboos m8
>>56987085
Get a Mexican girl they are funny and very nice in bed. :3
>>56987177
All white girls are like this in my experience though
>>56987291
I wish
All I have around here are fucking Puerto Ricans
>>56987329
Maybe you should stop picking up girls in clubs.
>>56987085
Yes. It's very nice
t. Filipina gf haver
>>56987377
I don't go to clubs
Is this accurate?
How do I get a black gf?
>>56987291
R-really? How are they in b-bed?
>>56987444
keeeeeeeeeeek, do good african americans exist or it's a deceit of the liberals?
>>56987444
Fuck off with your nigger taquiyya Laquisha
>>56987444
>filename
How? Did you just save it now? Why is the Unix timestamp earlier than >>56987085
>>56987453
Ask you are mom
>>56987533
he probably uses an extension with a filename randomizer
The older I get the more I realize how autistic I am
>I outright refused to play with other children in Kindergarten
>>56987533
this is why desu >>56987595
Happy Easter
>TFW I miss my gf
She's at med school until May, she's absolutely perfect, beautiful, smart, great at sex and into everything I'm into, groomed, dresses conservatively outside.
Am I lucky for having a great gf or am I unlucky that she's at med school?
>>56987850
Your're lucky for having any interaction with women at all, let alone a good gf.
>>56987771
happy easter to you too, the greatest europeans
My destiny
Kill small animals
>>56987963
I'm an American on vacation but I just like posting with a French flag
>>56987850
>Am I unlucky for having a perfect gf who is also on her way to becoming a doctor?
kys
Drug dealer came to my apartment today and begged me not to shoot him during my rampage.
Didn't say anything in return.
>>56988003
Where at?
I went to France and visited Normandy and Paris
Caen was my favorite city
>>56988025
Think of it this way, once she has the most money in the relationship she will then have the most power, which means she will leave him 100%
Only way they dont break up is if she flunks out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GznEeGm17TM
Did you know that babies born to anglo-american parents are generally healthier and smarter than babies born to monoethnic parents? They are also taller and do better in school.
In addition to this, studies report that anglo-american couples are, on average, happier and have richer and more active sex lives than monoethnic couples. They also report higher levels of intimacy and cuddles.
>>56987850
REE
>>56988025
I guess when you put it that way I should be happy
>>56988130
Women always have the power in the relationship. Unless you live in a 50s world where the woman has no job. I am going to have to keep her by being good at the things she can't do, like cooking
>>56988130
this, med students are sociopaths or soon to be sociopaths, nobody finishes med school without having some serious moral conflicts or borderlines depression or suicidal thoughts.
Maybe I'm right or maybe I'm just really fucking mad because I got dumped by a med student last year, fucking bitch.
>>56988130
I make $34k a year and my gf makes ~$80k
It hasnt changed anything tbhwy
I still lead
>>56988351
>I'm just really fucking mad because I got dumped by a med student last year, fucking bitch
I mean she has her depression bouts sometimes, but I've always been able to help her and put up with that stuff.
>>56988444
Come back in a year or two. Shell have left you or you'll have been cucked for shee
>>>56988130
>Women always have the power in the relationship.
Not if they need money.
>Unless you live in a 50s world where the woman has no job.
Funny, the divorce rate was lower then.
>I am going to have to keep her by being good at the things she can't do, like cooking
You really think you can keep a woman by being her wife? Wtf
Eww! There's a lot of icky yucky crusty poo poo between my booty bum cheeks and it's really itchy! Well, I guess I'll be making sure that I'm wiped thoroughly next time!
>>56988207
kinda liked it desu
>>56988236
What if my mom's family is anglo and my dad's is Irish and French?
>>56988507
But we've been together for 7 years lad
>>56988522
I don't want a dependent women, I want someone I'm codependent with. Why would you want to be in a relationship where someone was unhappy, unless you're just an autist who likes the idea of having a loyal wife who follows your orders. You should complete each other, not just exist next to each other until she gets so sick of you she takes all her pills at once.
>>56988605
All the more reason. She's bored with you and the tyrone bone is the only thing she's interested in now
>>56988605
Does that make it better? If anything that means she's for sure getting dicked on the side if she can still stand being with you
What the fuck? Did you guys just hear that?
Is Alex Jones controlled opposition?
>>56988738
I don't think so, though Trump very well may be.
>>56985883
>Living on worstcoast
>>56988720
The advantage you have to have is to have a big dick, endurance and decent enough looks
I have a high libido, endurance and a big dick. I don't think I need to worry lads
>>56988721
Yes, quite a strange sound
>>56988720
>>66416297
>>>>
When will this cuck meme die?
Can no one be in a faithful normal relationship anymore or something? Everything has to be bangbros irl?
>>56988888
good trips
>>56988906
I know right? Wonder what it was.
>>56988888
Doesn't matter
Women like the thrill and after 7 years she's surely bored of you and on Tyrone's dick every weekend because he's edgy and alpha
>>56988933
People cheat. It's how it is
IOWA?
>>56988969
>Tyrone's dick every weekend because he's edgy and alpha
She hates blacks though
>>56988474
Same thing with my ex, she was most of the time either in a mad mood or depressive because she was thinking about dropping out.
I was really supportive with her, but she always found a way to play the blame game, seriously fuck med students. That's why most of the doctors marry other doctors, I don't see how people outside their social circle can even understand them.
>>56988933
When /pol/ tards and other 4channers get gfs and notice how much the average woman hates niggers
>>56989059
>he doesnt know racist girls are the biggest coalburners
Oh sweet naivety. It adds to their list because the whole forbidden fruit meme and women like being degraded, and since she views them as lower, that is a turn-on
>>56988888
I came here to check
I thought you were ironic cucks, not literal ones
>>56989143
and for the big american cocks?
>>56989118
>average woman hates niggers
They don't want to date them, but they sure do love having flings with them. They're the #1 choice for casual sex.
https://youtu.be/O3a8NEKBaCo
>>56989125
Have you even talked to a woman you're not related to? Are you basing this off cuck porn videos you watch or something?
>>56989193
not literally I'm figuratively a cuck
>>56989212
>that title
>Do White Girls Like Black Guys? (GONE HORNY) Social Experiment (Kissing Pranks) Funny Videos (embed)
not watching that trash broski
>>56989193
I'm an actual one tbhh
>>56989212
She's not white though.
>>56989238
This is really neat
>tfw starting to have jungle fever
I want a black gf
>>56989228
I've seen many examples of this irl and through online friends, male and female. One of which is an actual neo Nazi girl who watches nig porn for the taboo
>>56989292
have another neat webm
>>56988888
>The advantage you have to have is to have a lot of repeating numbers
Fixed for the check
COME HOME, WHITE MAN
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56985661
>>56989314
>TFW I have Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever at the same time
There there are very few Black Woman/Asian Woman threesome videos
When my white husband sends me on dates I go out with illegal Mexican immigrants. I have Juan "mow my lawn"
why are americans so inhumanly evil?
>>56987156
What does the baltics have to do with the aussies?
Why did they made /bantz/?
Only because it says bantz?
>>56989412
We aren't anymore
>>56989392
Al right i'm coming :^)
>>56989430
memes
>>56989412
why are Italians so inhumanely evil?
>>56989430
They started it because ausnz dies easy so they merged them so its up consistently because their time zones fit perfectly to almost always have somebody posting and "bantz" just came out of out after a handful of threads
I hate holidays
>>56989412
Don't you throw bananas at black soccer players?
Didn't you have fascism?
Commodifying racism is something that was naturally gonna happen in America, we commodify healthcare for fucks sake.
>>56989512
we hang dictators, not people just because they have a different skin colour.
>>56989436
but your grandparents were, are you not ashamed?
>>56989578
>throwing bananas is the same as hanging black people
>>56989512
>>56989412
>Tfw not evil at all
Feels really fucking good to be a good guy
>>56989625
Until you get beheaded
>>56989624
When you lynch a man he still has dignity
>>56989625
I seriously feel sorry for you mexicans having to deal with literal spawns of satan. You will be rewarded in the after life
>>56989625
>>56989624
Kek no lad they weren't evil at all. I'm a descendant of the Cherokee. Literally native
New jacket, almost want to post my fit on /fa/
I'm an evil American "celebrating" Easter by lynching black people (italians)
>>56989801
*kiss*
>>56988888
How big are we talking?
>>56989683
thanks Italy, and thanks for the pizza
You will also be rewarded babe
>>56989859
n-no homo
>>56989756
ah, you guys are actually the victims, I'd like a native friend who teaches me to find my guide animal and other cool stuff you guys do. My post was directed to WASPS
>>56989683
MEXICO
WHERE DID YOUR EAGLE GO?!
>>56989868
like over 8 inches
>>56989955
evil white americans stole it, señor.
>>56989985
D-do girls actually like that?
>>56989868
in comparison to you
>>56989985
He meant your dick, not the bulls
>>56989995
evil white Americans took muh land
dis is muh land
Yeeh yeeh
Suck my dick white dog and we'll say YEH YEH
>>56989939
Post accent, Gino
http://vocaroo.com/
>>56990027
I mean she does... though I had one girl who I was about to have sex with and when she took my pants off she said it was too big
>>56989756
>natives
>not evil
Pls. You murdered us too
>>56989995
Come and get it, bitch
officially out of vodka
>>56990141
that Facebook frog always makes me laugh, he's so cheeky
>>56990116
well, you fucking invaded their lands and killed their people first, motherfucker.
>>56987444
>implying black chicks sound that beta
>>56990090
I'm shy, Sitting Bull
>>56989683
Huh?
How come?
>>56987444
god i want a black gf
Do black girls even like meskins?
>>56990221
A huge chunk of the native pop already succumbed to illness before that. Otherwise they would've put up way more of a fight and who knows how the USA would look now.
Between tribal warfare, illness and being backstabbed it was a loss.
Colonization happens. Even though whitey is evil they really had no obligation to set up rezervations. It wouldn't have been hard to turn the trail of tears into the trail of blood
>>56990339
DO IT
Would you bang a chicana lads?
>>56990773
Forgot pic
>>56985689
made me kek
>>56990773
Yes. My fetish is split between trampy/slag girls and girls in pencil skirts/office wear
>>56990912
I can dig the office wear thing
>All these Christ-bros celebrating Easter and I'm just sitting here realizing I have to wait until May to celebrate because I'm fucking Orthodox
At least I don't have to deal with family, right guy?
>>56990587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjScHOJYVK
lel
>>56990773
Yeah, as long as she didn't have too many tattoos. Not a fan of a lot of tattoos, it screams "I really only do meth on the weekends"
>>56991031
Are you that Serb-Canadian anon?
>>56987085
Asian girls aren't immune from vabidness, mate.
There are no more pure girls for us gentlemen to deflower, time to go home.
>I'm a descendant of the Cherokee.
There's literally nothing wrong with slutty girls
>>56991229
except being in any sort of relationship with them other than sexual
Now that I've gotten into spicy food it's hard to enjoy things without it. I'm ruined familia
>>56991134
No, I'm only a quarter Serb, another quarter is Mace and the rest Bulgar
