cara edition
cara
alri
maisie
not a fan of foreigners making /brit/ threads
1st for fuck the janny
>>56992973
>>56992973
>>56992973
>>56992973
>>56992973
>>56992973
Asuka loves Britain and Australia
>>56992960
>>56992999
others seem to keep dissapearing :^)
SHUT IT
D
O
W
N
Asuka.
This won't get deleted
Janny likes cara/lad too
Good edition.
>>56992960
This 2bh
>>56993029
hope so
Who's your youtube waifu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAdIPddE6o
Kyary expressing disesteem for custodial staff
haha which one of you spongs was this
u dun goofed son
willies
I've got the bants
You've got the memes
Let's get lots of (You)s
>>56993109
where was this?
>>56993109
>>56993131
giz tortilla
>>56993081
https://youtu.be/ID5iR9Ko-6Y
all the deleted brits are what push the 400+ post thread down to page 7
guarantee janny will delete this at 130 posts
test post
>>56993152
in a /cum/ thread
janny's gonna lose his nut when he logs on tonight
Do we like Hong Jin Young's new song here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToI-YtTiHM
>>56993081
This cute Scottish girl who reviews novels.
I'm not telling you lads her name though, I'm keeping her all to myself. Her videos only get a few hundred views each.
>>56993109
typical welsh fuckwit
>>56993153
whensa your tortilla day
think murica's spying on my captchas lad
can we talk about kpop lads?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahhahah
morality man only lived two more years than his chain smoking, alcoholic older brother
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/mar/27/peter-hitchens-conservative-journalist-dies-64
>>56993221
those aren't real tortillas pls go
Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEEEDOOOOOM
T. Curry lad
>>56993205
no, we only like lizzy here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipouIsX1phI
>>56993143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwL8itFeiuc
>>56993205
dogshit
>When you send a m8 a youtube video with a comment and they agree with your comment even though the video is 10 minutes long and they could not possibly form an opinion in the 5 seconds since you sent it to them.
>>56993221
>the wrong kind of tortilla
essex go home plz
New meme lads. I call it, Dog Blini
>>56993235
(you)
>>56993281
absolutely goat these
>>56993260
>but they will never take our FREEEEDOOOOOM
and thats what exactly happened, stupid scotcucks
>>56993235
I'm glad /brit/ is starting to like kpop
>>56993288
those are not blini
that is american crap
>>56993261
Hong Jin Young was doing trot when Lizzy was just a baby lad
Thinking of finishing the last of my easter egg now lads
cull the janny if you want to live
>>56993235
what
>>56993247
>>56993281
i had those the other day
they were quite shit
bloody spaniards
>>56993315
Blini is just pancake. Those are pancake
>>56993081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3K-w2aubAc
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/12204524/Easter-Rising-it-is-time-to-apologise-to-the-Irish.html
watching this
>>56993346
was so easy to get (you)s a couple of years ago
Easter egg wrappers abandoned on the floor, and a grisly message scrawled across the wall in chocolate: stop me before I eat again
mexican food is superior to shitty spanish food in every way
The plan has been set in motion
Cunning in its inception, oh yes, quite cunning
Now we must await its results, indeed, indeed yes i think we must
did someone say blini
>>56993323
Literally how has the jannys job not been automated yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es
haha
Australian food a best
>>56993378
>l
why is it so fashionable to "apologise" for everything these days
>>56993370
The funny thing is I bet even though she seems like an intelligent and cultured girl she still likes skinhead chads covered in tattoos.
love american food
>>56993392
>t. eaten at taco bell once
>>56993392
This 2bh. Tapas? Get fucked you lazy, bull-baiting wog.
Do you consider 9k pounds yearly to be too much of a tuition fee for an electronic engineering degree, lads?
>>56993314
favourite group?
>>56993425
this
love Lamingtons, love pavlova
>>56993446
nah she has a link to her instagram, her bf is a skinny beta who looks like eggman
>>56993453
t. went to tenerife and had egg and chips 17 times
jobies
>>56993407
Yes. sobaka blina* though.
*Meme Translation Note: sobaka blina translates to: Dog pancake. Which is different to the popular Kot Blina meme, which features a cat with pancake
>>56993425
>muh pies
>>56993457
>>56993349
>>56993392
>bongs getting cocky about their halal food
*puts you in a headlock and rubs your head hard with my knuckles*
>>56993488
Sausage sangas too. People act like australia has no culture but we have an incredibly rich culture
Goodnight, lads.
How do I marry cara lads?
Reminder australians put fucking ketchup on a sausage roll, stupid cunts
>>56993457
Tapas are fucking pointless, and you can't find a spanish restaurant in barcelona that serves anything else. Jesus christ just let me eat proper meals for once
>>56993392
>mexican "food"
BORIS
BTFO
>>56993482
snsd still
My British brudens, how do we go about... killing Janny?
>>56993583
>Ketchup
Its called Dead Horse mate
>>56993583
disgusteng
>>56993586
>and you can't find a spanish restaurant in barcelona that serves anything else.
don't go to a restaurant at 5.30 then
>>56993549
Spanish cuisine is shit lad, you should be ashamed, completely fucked over by the Frogs and Wops.
>>56993549
fuck off spanish food is pure shite dont act good
its simple; we kill the janman
>>56993583
Sausage rolls are shit
>loads of shitty flaky pastry and some dog food meat in the middle
rank
Inspired by The Daily Show's "WHAT IS MAKING AMERICANS THE MADDEST?" poll, vote for what pisses you off the most.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1s7yd84Urn-KttxPZjQT8sDHQvYHrpvkm-GbKhzX9vPo/viewform
VOTE LADS
how often do you stroke your penis, lads?
>>56993661
Too often
>couldn't go home and spend holidays with mum this year
>cousin spent holidays with her instead
He's my age, his dad died two years ago and his mum died last year.
>>56993661
Wanked 7 times yesterday because i was super depressed nobody invited me anywhere all weekend
>>56993655
doxxed, out foxed and boxed in
business idea: distract brits by posting bait about food while my fellow countrymen invade the capital
>>56993661
Literally torn my foreskin to shreds with wanking
>>56993699
your cousin fucked your mum??
>>56993583
I dip my sausage rolls in ketchup. Absolutely delicious.
>>56993586
Get away from La Rambla then
>>56993736
picture
this dog got bit on a le-heh-egg
he got a really big chip on a le-heh-egg
>>56993699
Ur mums shagging ur cousin
>>56993597
>forcing a woman to have an abortion
great conservative values there
>>56993756
I hope not.
going to be some changes afoot in this town
>>56993736
only done that when had a drunk wank
bus crash conspiracy
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=299862
business idea: find a better way to spend our time than spouting epic memes on a russian runescape register
>>56993733
*continues to send hordes of pensioners to colonise spain*
>>56993736
Dont have a foreskin but have torn the skin just underneath my knob many times desu
>Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
>Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
>>56993779
Nah its a bit unsavoury
>>56993812
I think its because I have dry skin
I don't have any abnormal wanking habits
>>56993733
Do you take siestas, Pedro?
lads, i've been impersonating a rasheed for the last few months in order to gain a position of influence in my local mosque. Finally convinced the imam to get in touch with pakistan about issuing a fatwa on my actual identity's testicles
now we wait
really want a milf gf to gently dominate me
>>56993794
it's always been one rule of us another for them
the immoral behaviour you're allowed to partake in when you're rich is the same behaviour they try to pin all social ills on when it comes to the poor
gf insists on cooking for me but her cooking is shite
what should I do?
>>56993839
>But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare.
>With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.
>>56993822
>The appearance of the Air Ambulance is a big give-away that this is staged - it would be quicker to take a bus to hospital in Coventry from there.
life is terrible
>>56993400
Identify
>>56993882
"Your cooking is shite"
>>56993859
9/10
[spoiler]*covertly posts this gimmick*[/spoiler]
y/n?
>>56993901
oven yourself
>>56993839
I know a lad named Lysander desu.
>>56993837
>Dont have a foreskin
lol why
did your mum drink too much when she was pregnant
>>56993901
:( y
>>56993822
they all look suspicious. The Cambridge bus might have had the wheel removed then shoved back in place. The Croy low bridge incident looks very staged indeed. Why on earth would the alleged passenger smell smoke? It is incredible that a bus company like Stagecoach would schedule a double deck bus on a low bridge route. The Borders crash photo shows nothing, as in most drills - the bus is just parked up and a bit of rubble has been dumped in the road to simulate a collision with the wall.
>>56993901
yes
>>56993930
I am one of gods chosen children is why
>>56993927
Did he kill Yanks or Pakis?
>>56993917
looks a bit like mark and jez's flat
>>56993917
>reception room after the bedroom
retarded
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=50407
>>56993917
y
I enjoy small houses/rooms
>>56993910
don't wanna hurt her feelings tbqhf
>>56993839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKqvS2pI0w
better song
this triggers the irish in a BIG way
the cunts even made a parody of it about how evil the blackwatch are
got a gogglebox easter egg this year haha
having a play with autohotkey
>>56993992
what does that even mean, I hate this fucking website
>>56993963
Yanks aren't the chosen people, fuck off
>>56993917
>Crewe
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/38696515
>>56993822
>>56993979
is this some conspiracy theory forum? always forget how many forums there are out there
![[Jew tipping intensifies] (doesn't exist).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NdxiO9E.jpg "[Jew tipping intensifies] (doesn't exist).jpg")
>>56993963
>I am one of gods chosen children is whyt
this month i've had 15 days on 12 days off benzos
february was 21 days on 8 days off
the "truth movement" is a psy-op:
Problem: the Marxist "Anti-Christ" NWO
Reaction: "Oh no! The answer to 1984 is 1776!" ... "Restore the Republic!"
Solution: theocratic "Christian Patriot" NWO
Don't fall for it!!
bloody love david icke forums
>get stoned
>accidentally listen to Asmr for an hour
>>56994025
Im not a yank goy
>>56993822
honestly not surprised at bus crashes
Half the time when im on the bus the driver drives like an absolute cunt
>>56994038
yes
are you not familiar with our lord and saviour David Icke?
>>56994061
fuck off yank
>>56993488
>>56993570
top kek
>>56994028
doxxed
>>56994057
can definitely see how asmr is quite good when you're stoned
>>56994069
his face looks familiar but thats about it
>>56994038
one of the nuttiest forums on the internet
full of genuinely schizophrenic people, people who think they can communicate with reptilians
... alri ...
we're in here >>56992779
>>56994048
so cool
>>56993912
cheers pal
>>56994113
>people who think they can communicate with reptilians
Most people do that every day without realising
business idea: systematically exterminate all yanks
>>56994028
>Crewe
Hello Jacek
>>56992960
What do you think Cara's asshole looks like? Is it one of those assholes that's got lots of dark skin around it or just one of those small little pink ones?
>>56994124
good job, see that you stay there
>>56994019
when did you immigrate here? 10 minutes ago?
>parents are separated, in the middle of a divorce
>i'm not on good terms with my father
>they decide that we need to have a "family" easter dinner for some reason
jesus fucking christ that was the must uncomfortable dinner i've ever sat through
tee hee hee wahooooo :) xxx
>wank to gay porn
>actually straight
>>56994123
hi x
>>56993400
I demand that you identify immediately.
Forgot this was a thing haha
>>56994124
>chocker with chinese cartoons
/cum/ is in dire condition
>>56994124
/brit cum/ when?
just ordered 50g ghb, 5g mdma, and 50 110ug tabs
>>56994156
small and pink as she doesn't take bbc as she is a lesbo
>>56994186
Ah yes the closeted gay man meme
>on tablet
>open video on YouTube
>switch to new tab
>video stops
Wtf how do I make it stop doing this? It's annoying as fuck
>>56994186
such a tease x
>>56994202
IT'S 1984
>>56994156
that is one used fanny
What should I watch first lads, The Sopranos or The Wire?
I've seen neither
First he gonna BAN
Then he will DELETE
What does he do it for?
FREE NIGGA FREE
Janny gonna give it to ya, he gon give it to ya
Janny gonna give it to ya, he gon give it to ya
>>56994259
black dynamite
So all you lads being virgins and unable to get a gf is just a meme, right?
>>56994227
just get YouTube™ Red
>>56994259
World of warcraft
>>56994249
wewlad
>>56994186
very kierkegaardian post
>films about comic books you didn't read
ahh yes, very profitable
>>56994249
Her pussy is completely blown out. Probably looks like a roast beef sandwhich from Arbys
>>56994279
>>56994296
Help me out lads I'm new to HBO
>>56994222
what was the ghb like?
>>56994227
use the youtube app/always open with app option
download the audiopocket app
go on the video and share it with audiopocket
>>56994283
need a cure for yellow fever NOW
why the fuck am I attracted to these chinks when obviously any normal person would think they are ugly
>>56994156
Probably has poo stains on her arsehole unless she bleaches it
>>56993917
not bad m8
>you will never be one of the lads at a chill boxing gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0
>>56994350
fuck off back to r9k
>multiple correct solutions required
>>56994295
>>56994358
Why wont chrome just do it like it does on a computer? Why does it have to be so complicated?
>>56994143
I'm not Polish, I was born in Crewe
>>56994375
girls don't poo lad
>>56994368
you're justifiably unhappy with the size of your willy and subconsciously hope asian girls wouldn't mind as much
Lads, gonna go outside tomorrow, need some ideas of what to do
>>56994368
Because you see them as weak and attainable
>>56994419
click settings at the bottom of the page
click quotes and replying
select legacy captcha
>>56994356
I'm steaming lad it should have arrived last Wednesday and I'm still waiting on it
test
anyone ever rip off their hair on their balls just to feel the thrill of being alive
>>56993207
>Not telling you lads her name though
Good lad. Don't want another /lit/ incident.
>>56994453
get a gf
>>56994480
mine falls out randomly
>>56994395
Why, virgin? Have you never seen a pussy before? Have you ever had sex with a woman who has had lots of sex before?
If you did you'd know
>>56994480
I used to pluck my sack but I can't find my tweezers so just shave them
>>56994480
Good post
私の髪に射精しないでください
Rate my plan lads
>load up both episodes of Fridays corrie and skip through the adverts on itv player
>drive to mcdonalds get a FAT scran on the go
>win 100 bags on maccys monopoly
>eat food and find out about the latest developments in nick's bistro and the rovers return
>smoke a dude weed lmao
>Easter Egg for pudding
At T+73.124, the aft dome of the liquid hydrogen tank failed, producing a propulsive force that rammed the hydrogen tank into the liquid oxygen tank in the forward part of the ET. At the same time, the right SRB rotated about the forward attach strut, and struck the intertank structure. The external tank at this point suffered a complete structural failure, the LH2 and LOX tanks rupturing, mixing, and igniting, creating a fireball that enveloped the whole stack.[22]
The breakup of the vehicle began at T+73.162 seconds and at an altitude of 48,000 feet (15 km).[23] With the external tank disintegrating (and with the semi-detached right SRB contributing its thrust on an anomalous vector), Challenger veered from its correct attitude with respect to the local airflow, resulting in a load factor of up to 20 (or 20 g), well over its design limit of 5 g and was quickly ripped apart by abnormal aerodynamic forces (contrary to popular belief, the orbiter did not explode as the force of the external tank breakup was well within its structural limits). The two SRBs, which could withstand greater aerodynamic loads, separated from the ET and continued in uncontrolled powered flight. The SRB casings were made of half-inch (12.7 mm) thick steel and were much stronger than the orbiter and ET; thus, both SRBs survived the breakup of the space shuttle stack, even though the right SRB was still suffering the effects of the joint burn-through that had set the destruction of Challenger in motion
anyone ever rip off their skin on their balls just to feel the thrill of being alive
>>56994512
FONT
is it too late now to say sorry?
>>56994474
gutting :c
>>56993081
Would like to get her alone in the woods desu
>>56994451
No woman really needs a willy larger than four and three eights of an inch, which is incidentally my size.
>>56994512
>Have you ever had sex with a woman who has had lots of sex before
women don't get roasties because of that you mong
>meat in pies
>not fruit
>>56994470
no literally fuck off, legacy captcha is the biggest meme going
i can get the new captcha right first time and its quicker
doing multiple new captchas takes less time than legacy captcha, still annoying that i cant always just do one though
anyone ever rip off their balls just to feel the thrill of being alive
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/defence/11833043/Dreadnought-2050-Heres-what-the-Navy-of-the-future-could-be-sailing.html
>>56994533
thoroughly calcified pineal gland
>>56994545
Yes
t. Kayleigh
>>56994545
need a biebs bf
>>56994565
Virgin here.
Explain
Why do some women get ugly pussies and some don't?
>>56994451
mine is a little over 6 in, so I guess it is average. don't think I am particularly small
>>56994454
most likely
>>56994494
wish i was born as a busty average faced womyn
if yanks don't fuck off back /cum/ this instant I will do another 9/11 straight into their freedom tower
>>56994568
>Fruit in pies
Hat
>>56994568
Do Americans not have meat pies? You'd probably like them if you tried them.
>>56994535
those poor guys were falling back to earth for two minutes knowing full well they were doomed
>>56994570
>not just having 3 or 4 numbers
for example, the captcha for this post was 100
>>56994601
would unironically top and bottom
