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Marvin edition
cara
karen
Dont do it janny
at least delete the yank thread janny
Does /brit/ like anime?
>janny deleted my 'I reported every thread' post
alri you fucking nutter I'm helping you you thick fucking nut spastic thicko kill yourself
>Zero monetary compensation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo
HES GONE BONKERS
>>56996279
Stop reporting the threads then you rat
JANNY CONFIRMED YANK
>hitler with no mustache
Grim
Kyanny
>>56996362
see you in 15 minutes lad
>>56996074
uhhmm, why don't you just, uhhh, undo the tab close?
>>56996390
you're literally the worst poster on this entire site
why do brits bully the janitor so much? he's just doing his job
>>56996410
Sorry it's my first day
>>56996410
that would be kpop nottinghamshire
I finally kissed a woman for the first time in years
For 10 seconds then she cucked me
But it was fantastic got a taste of being normal lads I'm gonna make it
look at this cat
Alri lads, enough fighting, let's just DANCE
*Dancing Queen by Abba begins playing*
*disco ball descends from the ceiling*
>>56996385
Janny isnt gonna like this lad...
>>56996410
agreed, he just brown noses the other kyary poster.
tfw no qt english gf
just watched TSUUUU
what was the spastic thinking
>>56996456
FEEL HIS WRATH
>>56996455
>I finally kissed a woman for the first time
fuck off normie hey wait
>in years
fuck off turbo normie
>>56996457
:3333333333333
>>56996484
Same
>>56996410
ummmm.........okay sweetie :) x
>>56996457
sugoi
i actually saw a dead one a few months back or a similar feline
Just found that if you're white you can stay in America on an overstayed visa and nobody would question your presence
Might do this
>>56996487
>I'll never be as good as messi so i will immortalise myself in meme status instead
>>56996385
cya later mate
>>56996502
Held her hand as Well
Still a virgin tho
>>56996542
glad to have'ya
Lads what if Janny is a cute girl?
>>56996550
rip
>>56996536
oi shut ye mowth beafore I gib ye one in de jabber
>>56996472
>he still thinks there's more than one
>>56996572
he still has a horrible soul
>tfw Janny is probably posting in this thread right now
I dont not like the Jannies deletion of threads lads
>>56996385
it happened again hahahahahahaha
>>56996592
I have redditflags you somerset cunt
>>56996404
idk literally never use function
didn't really know it existed desu
>Palmyra taken back from the pakis
>65 dead pakis in pakiland
Good day for the Aryan race lads
Just give us the trophy already
going to do a sleep
>>56996670
oh mate what are you doing
you're playing with autism here
>>56996669
sleep tight xoxo
>>56996669
sweet dreams x
>tfw you're a poortherner and every young woman you meet is an ugly inbred slag who wears too much makeup
>>56996670
Uuh janny.... Hes doing it again
>>56996670
Fuck off Janny
*cum squirts on Janny's face*
*Seinfeld slap-bass riff plays*
>>56996542
until you try to apply for a job or get pulled over by police or try to leave the country
Gandalf just died lads
>>56996709
Underage B& for 15 minutes
>>56996624
Post a pic of your hands
>>56996709
>>56996709
You should be banned for 15 minutes then
>>56996709
think the janny knows theres no 4 hour difference between the uk and you
>>56996699
>>56996721
>tfw hotmail has got rid of the secret question recovery
Why, bros?
>>56996750
why?
>>56996642
They were Christians who were killed so fuck off Rorkesheed
and hey, if we both get boners whatever happens will happen
>>56996772
why is it so fat and how are you bothered doing this every time
>>56996772
i have this box
its dogshite
>>56996772
>>56996788
janny is gonna flip
>>56996788
me on top
>>56996788
me on the bottom
>>56996803
>how are you bothered to reach out your arm for 2 seconds
10 more minutes and I'll be allowed to post here.
>>56996788
me masturbating just out of view of the camera
looks like the success or failure of the plan will be found out later tomorrow
>>56996782
Curious about your ethnicity and BMI
>>56996879
ye?? i woudnt
PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes i am technically "homeless"
I want to spank a brit bois bottom and make him blush TEE HEE xx
>>56996915
are you that weirdo from /g/ that lives in a storage unit
>>56996919
thats a lot of fake cum
>>56996919
why would she covered herself with milk
>>56996886
Identify
should i open my 390g galaxy bar or nah
>>56996972
that's a big bar of chocolate
got a gf lads, but i still cant shake >tfw no scandinavian gf
damn
>>56996927
there's a lad around who probably wants that
>>56996981
for me
>>56996888
21 and white
now stop replying to me you cunt
how do i change my reddit flag
>>56997011
For you
Who #LAD here?
>>56997043
email the committee and request it
>>56997042
CHEBS
>>56997026
Haha alright then mate. Our little secret eh? ;)
Is midday to early to piss up
ahhh yes very impressive
>>56997026
YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>56997049
>>56996981
neither of you answered my question
just thought i'd point that out
not insulting you or anything
love you all xoxo
>>56997095
Na its a holiday innit
>>56997096
is bbc leftarded shit or is it fairly neutral?
>>56997056
pls help
>>56997051
/here/
>>56997125
leftarded shit
>>56997130
Edit the script, where it says var region= enter the flag you want
>>56997125
Depends whose company you're in.
>>56997105
u should make a strawpoll :3
>>56997101
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>56997125
It's accused by the left of having a right bias and accused by the right of having a left bias, so it's pretty neutral
>>56997125
They regularly stage photographcs and advocate for "refugees".
>>56997130
There's a set up extra flag options on the grease monkey menu
>>56997170
>>56997101
>>56997026
WHITE MALES REEEEEEEE
>>56997101
>YOURE A WHITE MALE
Thats not even what he says though
test
>>56997219
did you refresh the page
>>56997125
They're definitely not a fan of UKIP
>>56997168
http://strawpoll.me/7205281
fine now answer my question @_@
>>56997238
If it's equal then open it anyway
*spreads your arse cheeks*
Ah, i see you've bleached it like i asked, good boy
>>56997125
They're biased but not really to the left or the right.
They're statist, and very much neocon/neolib statist.
The Beeb is very closely aligned to the Blairite way of thinking- and this Tory government is closer to Blairism than Corbyn's Labour is, so the Beeb favours Tories over Labour at the moment.
UKIP are a danger to the necocon hegemony, so they are attacked. Refugees are a huge part of the Blairite platform, as it's less to do with logic, but more with "if we look like we're nice, we're allowed to pursue hawkish policies abroad and be the US's nice little lapdog without looking like cunts", so they paint welcoming refugees in a welcoming light as well. Also very pro EU, for obvious globalist and statist reasons
Did janny give up?
>>56997260
did you spell it right
ah yes, impressive indeed
>>56997307
yes
>>56997277
always do as you ask desu
>>56997194
>>56997236
>>56997286
oh alri. makes sense
way heyeyhey roll and go bunked alongside the fortyniners
>tfw wasted time making OC for a thread on /tv/ that got deleted
>>56997329
good
post yfw when:
>(You)
@56997402
anime out
>>56997249
ugh im so attracted to these chubby demons. i know its unhealthy to be overweight but I cant control it. i am pretty sure i have an hormonal imbalance, with too much test, started puberty way too early and always was really horny and agitated when i didnt want for more than like a day drew
>>56997369
twisted fucking psychopath
@56997402
we should nuke mecca, this would psychologically cripple mudslimes worldwide and the deathcult would soon fall apart
Going to bed, night lads
Rare my feet
>>56997440
*tucks u in*
>>56997440
goodnight
>http://strawpoll.me/7205281
this is a very important poll, please vote
@56997402
>>56997434
no it wouldn't
>>56997447
Well yes, they're unique.
>on vacation
>roleplay retarded yank on /int/
>tfw no gf of about 3 years to have a cheeky banter with and play tricks on
on the dihydrocodeine
forgot i had to physically hand in a paper that i have already handed in online tommorow by 5 and i've traveled 200 miles home today
just fuck my life up family
>>56997447
Nice skin, rank toe nails. Would not suck
56997402
Nonce
>>56997434
I think it would just make them angrier
nah
im not travelling across the entire fucking country just to submit a paper
whatt ehf FUCK
juts woke up lol
>>56997518
and angrier
and angrier
and angrier
and angrier
>tfw there were 2 teen slags at the busstop but didn't have the balls to talk to them
>>56997516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4
the US should take some 757s due for scrap and load them up with a huge extra fuel load and remotely fly them into this fucking monstrosity
alri
guess i'll open it tomorrow unless my willpower breaks
>>56997559
>talking to random strangers
thought this was an americunt thing
The big brother is 4, the little brother is half is age.
How old is the little brother when the big brother is 100?
i've fucked up my reddit flags :(
>>56997596
What did they ever do to you
>>56997595
98 you twat
>>56996248
is this from paper towns
forgot i had to physically hand in a paper that i have already handed in online tommorow by 5 and i've traveled 7,000,000km to mars
just fuck my life up family
>>56997595
98
but it's so vaguely worded it could be a multitude of answers
>>56997586
it is, he's just a paedo
>>56997577
god or allash (pbuh) must've been having quite a laugh when he decided that of all people, arabs would get money
pranked!
>those people who always get tricked into watching boring movies because of the trailer
why can't they see through the trailers? it should be a 6th sense past the age of 12
https://youtu.be/d-J4yRzz2Uw
Fucking choon lads, dapz is putting Birmingham on the map
Once the album drops it's a shutdown
getting started on my 2nd egg
>sky router update
piss off
>>56997683
wish you'd get started on my two eggs already x
think i've fucked my flags desu
>>56997633
that movie disappointed me
not even joking i think this is our year
>>56997699
did you see who wrote it?
>>56997710
people don't write films dummy its moving pictures
Does it make you sad when you drive past a dog on the road thats been splattered? Especially sad when the collar is still on it
>>56997699
>movie
Fuck off yank.
doing a poo
>>56997651
normies are unconscious automatons
>>56997741
ive never seen a doggy on the road
it would be sad tbqh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511343/Marauding-parents-Easter-Egg-hunt-rampage-control-adults-push-children-ground-steal-buckets-leave-one-four-year-old-bloody-chaotic-free-event.html
yanks are an embarrassment to western civilisation
excited and giddy
>>56997741
never seen one, only deer
>>56997741
can't drive
>>56997762
there you go
lose respect for anyone who thinks theyre clever for spending hours upon hours of their lives watching and discussing fucking films
third eyes sealed completely shut
Race realism has plucked the flowers from the chain not so that man shall continue to wear the chain without consolation, but so that he may break the chain and cull the living flower.
>>56997741
ran over my neighbour's golden retriever puppy
squashed like a fucking tomato
offered her money but she said it was alright
>>56997741
I've seen something like two cats who have been run over, but no dogs.
Always ruins your day, always on the brink of tears when I see it.
>>56997741
yes 2bh
feel bad for all dead animals
>>56997780
yanks are the strangest people in the world when it comes to discounts and free shit. they'd fucking kill someone to get 30% off an ipad.
>Race realism
>>56997741
>few hours later
>>56997807
yes films are a very passive and plebian art experience
Haven't even opened my egg desu.
just put my dog to bed
love that lad
>>56997741
Poor dog ;_;
Hi
t. me
shit banter
>>56997890
Hi x
t. them
consumed so much fucking chocolate today lads, regretting it now
opened my third egg
>>56997903
FONT
>>56997903
excellent chat going there lad
>>56997877
Mines having a chiller in the study with my mum. Shes a good dog
>>56997869
the hero Britain needs
>>56997903
>making fake accounts
for what purpose
>>56997903
you again
Fuck off and stop shitting up the thread
>>56997903
*shanter
ftfy
keep up on the memes friendo!
>>56997926
mine always barks at other dogs, not sure why
don't mind though, he's good company
>>56997903
are you that tindertwat who was chatting up full-time mummys?
>>56997903
Images like these make me suicidal
tindertwat fucking raking in (you)s
>>56997780
Why do yanks always act like the sort of autist that takes everything too far?
>>56997903
Fuck off r/tinder
>>56997949
My dogger is proper quiet, never really barks much unless maybe she sees another dog
>>56997903
ahh its the fake profile twat again
thought wed have forgotten by now?
>>56997978
He's an ugly autist who has fun by making fake tinder accounts
Literally can't get more pathetic than that
>>56998008
what breed?
got a minature schnauzer here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA_Ntbt0Lsg
anybody here ever been to insomnia lan
sleep sound kitter
Taqiyya for days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maajid_Nawaz
>>56998054
no but i've had insomnia for the past few months hahah
What is your favourite nasheed, lads?
Mine is the one that plays at the beginning of The Resolve of The Brave 2, during the battle of Tallat Mushayhid.
>>56998090
>Maajid_Nawaz
good lad
>>56998147
Oh, mate, there's too many to choose from. All of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3zpH7G5Zgk
>>56998047
literally edge the movie
"I regard religion itself as quite unnecessary for a nation's life; science is far above superstition, and what is religion – Buddhism or Christianity – but superstition, and therefore a possible source of weakness to a nation? I do not regret the tendency to free thought and atheism, which is almost universal in Japan because I do not regard it as a source of danger to the community"
>>56998090
I find it hard to trust any Muslim
>>56998199
rorke
why is ethnic diversity desirable?
Why does the BBC insist on employing Robbie Savage? Fucking thick bastard.
>>56998223
prevents inbreeding
>>56997936
>>56998011
Where'd you get that from? I've posted pics from tinder before, but I'm definitely not a "fake" on there
>>56997960
A mum or proper mummy? Not sure, but don't think it was me
>>56998223
he's not even much of a minority
although I suppose there aren't any good welshpundits
>goes on the internet outside of /brit/
>"ahh look british discussion!"
>Its just ignorant yanks spouting memes
>*scuttles back into /brit/*
>>56998185
it was supposed to be, genius
>>56998276
it was fucking shit you utter cretin
Stroking my willy thinking of u x
>>56998036
Golden retriever
>>56997849
>see you later alligator.webm
To the brits here:
Why are you up so late?
>>56998224
Even BT Sport are at it as well with him
No fucking clue how he has a job
ended up opening my choccy bar
this was a commentary on democracy - your votes didn't matter in the end
>>56998357
Bank holiday
>>56998357
Why are YOU up so late?
bit fuzzy from the codeine heh
>>56998364
>ended up opening my choccy bar
knew you would desu
basic human psychology
heh gg kid
>>56998357
because i have nothing to wake up for, off uni for 4 more weeks
>>56998357
feel a little left out 2bh
>>56998409
you see, that was a double ruse
my choccy bar is not actually open, i am in the process of opening it
#rekt
>>56998259
Yet the imported pakis inbreed like nobodies business
>>56998224
>>56998359
Need to get are dion to sort out the annoying blues twat out again
>>56998437
They're already inbred
60-70% of British Pakistanis come from some small mountainous region
>>56997849
kinda funny how oblivious it looks
>>56998437
They're already inbred
60-70% of British Pakistanis come from some small mountainous region
>I hate muslims and non whites, they are violent criminals!!
>Ahh yes, look at this glorious white pale knocking this belgian cuck out! haha way to go violence!
t. altright
>>56998386
Why do YOU want to know?
>>56998428
oh sorry lad
cara is very pretty, i want to kiss her
>>56998539
makes two of us
alri
>>56998357
>brits
When did you arrive in the UK?
>>56998564
Shut up before I finger your arse
>>56998531
literally not an argument
nothing personel kid
All those in favor of the yank removal act, say aye.
im proper tired
Neigh
>>56998437
Pakis are literally inbred after generations of impregnating their cousins.
keeping the beard halal
Less than 1400 posts away from a decent sized get
Make sure you're ready and claiming for /brit/
testing testing testing
>>56998625
they should impregnate our women desu
>>56998595
Well ALRI
>>56998602
Aye.
>>56998625
>ahh look at these violent invaders, coming over here and impregnating our women!!
>oh wait, theyre actually sticking to their own race? umm..... INBRED CUNTS WHATS WRONG WITH OUR WOMEN
Copped.
>tfw have to turn the boiler on for hot water, takes about 30m to heat up a 15m shower
Is this normal? What is it like in your houses lads
>>56998517
Alt-right is literally 4chan: the ideology
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23altright&src=typd
Who /stormkatie/ here?
>>56998710
i have the crazy frog karting game for my gameboy sp its so fucking shit
>>56998710
alri 2006
>>56998739
So that's what alt-right means, I can support that.
>>56998729
Still got oil there lad?
madeout with a girl at a party once. found out the next day that she sucked a black guys dick an hour before
Just watched Dead Man's Shoes lads.
Fucking depressing film.
>alt right
>>56998792
how did that make you feel?
>>56998359
>>56998224
women find him attractive
Is this what it's like to be British?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
>>56998710
Absolute classic
>>56998729
Boiler is on a timer.
>>56998819
cucked but at the same time not that bad since im ugly and never get girls to want to kiss me
considering changing my flag to something more specific
>>56998729
i have to use one of those plastic showers that you hang on the taps
grim
>>56998833
These people don't exist
Chavs have been extinct for something like 10 years
>>56998833
yeah 10-15 years ago
>>56998833
BOUNCE BY THE OUNCE
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>>56998856
Ulster 's available mate haha
>>56998872
>>56998873
swear down mates theyre still about in my hometown
British taps are the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life
sucked a black guys dick then went and madeout with a girl haha
fucking cucked her
>>56998872
>Chavs have been extinct for something like 10 years
t. literal billionaire living in Kent
>>56998955
No, just London
It's more civilised here
kent mentioned
>>56998973
>It's more civilised here
>>56998359
Something needs to be done. He's a skidmark on the toilet bowl of football punditry and he needs wiping off.
>>56998955
What are they like? Just normal trailer trash?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_EOQ2vmoLU
Aah another pig pen where the failed excuses of human waste congregate every weekend to drown their sorrows in a night's worth of drugs, alcohol and social insecurity.
>>56998955
Most moved into other fads like Lads and chino wankers or just grew up.
>>56999018
you back at your mums
>storm Katie
>-ie
>not y
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>56999010
now you just get roadmen instead
>>56998940
They were actually a great design when they were first developed, they prevents a blowback of the system and a problem contaminating one system like a rat drowning in the homes water heater tank wouldn't spread through the cold water which was connected to the rest of the street.
But continuing them when that has all changed is retarded.
today is the day of the origin of modern irish republicanism
all my taps are mixer taps
povvos outs
>>56999113
>roadmen
kek this
wish there was another term for them though
neds>chavs
really should sleep lads
>>56999113
Chavs still exist in poor white areas in the poorth but yeah Birmingham and London consist of roadmen now
t. Roadman who is posting on mobile from the roads right now
humans>scots
why are they giving money to a dead man
Chris chan is streaming on youtube lads
Woah
>>56999175
changed my mind
>>56999199
new
>>56999197
Got a link bud?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35890789
:33333333333
>>56999159
That's April 23
>>56999262
no its today
