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Modern day colonisation edition
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cara
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Sersha
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>>56999199
800 posts left lads
You lot know what you need to do
Don't let me down
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karen
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stop bullying me lads
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Mang
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Are you happy about the possibly of 365 less paki immigrants this year?
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http://youtu.be/ThdT7mIjXbU
For the canadian
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FUCK BRUME TOWER
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Any fellow gamergaters here? :)
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>>56999231
On holiday with your gf are ya Danny boy

F O N T
>>56999245
Nah
F O A L
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>>56999254
try 365 thousand less
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>>56999255
He just stopped u missed out guy
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>>56999268
grow up you fucking loser
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>>56999253
nonces please go
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why r u up so late?

are you addicted to internet again?
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>>56999254
Would rather poles than pakis in general
BUT
would rather have 1 paki instead of 2 poles
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how long do you think it will be until you lose your virginity
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>>56999336
sounds like the start of an ASMR video
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>>56999336
5 weeks holiday off uni, because of easter
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>>56999348
Minus 6 years
FOAL
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>>56999348
its been almost 7 years now since i did
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>>56999382
5 weeks? what kind of bolton tier shithole do you go to mate
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>>56999296
there is literally nothing wrong with supporting gamergate
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>>56999348
what a jeb cant even stick his knob in a minge

hahahahaha
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>>56999348
within next year
could have by now but im not that bothered about it
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>>56999383
>>56999392
>>56999407
im not a virgin though. had sex with (5) different women. Only 2 were cute
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>>56999413
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>>56999296
NOT an argument
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>>56999397
London Met
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>>56999405
haha did the wizard shoot the space marine? love it when he does that
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>>56999336
Off work tomorrow because of the bank holiday so I'm drinking cheap wine and posting Katarina
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>>56999245
Shut up you dumb hoser poster.
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>>56999392
haha get a load of grandpa normie here
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>>56999428
sure you have
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did you see the article about the lynxes i posted in the last thread?

here it is again btw: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35890789

important article
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@56999477
haha get a load of yank /brit/ poster here
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>>56999501
dont care lad
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>>56999501
pooey lynx lad haha
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>>56999453
where do you work
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Might invest in a vape desu
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>>56999531
The cooncil.
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how did /brit/ go from being relatively FONT to full-blown normie in less than 6 months

absolutely disgusting tbqh
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>>56999501
are they big enough to hunt deer? if so we could really use them
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>>56999545
Strawman
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Hey y'all
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>>56999544
what do you do?
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>>56999513
hope a lynx mauls you to death x

>>56999548
yes :3
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>>56999545
Literally because I started posting here then
I pushed my normie agendas.
I helped sershlad become a normie and set him free and drove cornwilly to suicide

No need to thank me lads
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>>56999582
Hire people.
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>>56999545
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>>56999501
ban assault lynx
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>>56999604
>hiring a person to hire other people
hmm
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do any of you got a sister who wants canadian citizenship?

c'mon lads I'm just trying to save the anglo saxon race
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>>56999348
just decalcify your pineal gland and you will lose it rapidly
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might as well stay up for the get
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>>56999638
Would literally sack my self and retire my position if I were the CEO.

These spastics spend money on much worse than recruitment personnel though.
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>>56999199
This desu
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>>56999653
>trying to save the anglo race

>not procreating with his own sister and/or mom
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>>56999664
Loser
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>>56999665
what do you do on a daily basis? could I do it with spaghetti?
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>>56999501
>from Romania
better not steal our bloody jobs the gyppo cunts
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*hey there delilah starts playing*
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Major cunt me you know
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If i woke uP tomorrow as a girl version of myself i would go out and have sex with anybody and everybody
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>>56999677
>mom

Fuck off Russian.
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>>56999693
>what do you do on a daily basis?
Procure and maintain pre-employment paperwork. Liaise with various managers and prospective employees.

>could I do it with spaghetti?
I don't know. How aspy are we talking?
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>>56999743
CYKA BLYAAAAT!
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>>56999740
are you a gay
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If Trump is as bad as leftists say do you think they'll realise why right-wingers are against gun control?
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Got booted from the flophouse by my feminist roommates for banging a 17 year old. Totally worth moving back to granny's lol.
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doin a poo
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>>56999763
Na but if i had the opportunity i would be a slut
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>>56999727
hey there pepe what's it like in ballygar
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>>56999767
nonce twat
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wish i were a qt girl that fucked the black athlete guys at uni
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>>56999758
>liase with prospective employees

*spaghetti spills everywhere*
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WERE IS MY LAMB
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>>56999999
Prepare yourself lads
This must be secured in the name of /brit/
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>>56999796
you gay something mate
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>>56999813
>thinking /brit/ at 3:30 AM is gonna get it

lad...
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>>56999813
nah
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>>56999767
good lad

what makes them think its any of their business? imagine the roles reversed
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>>56999348
-7 years
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>>56999785
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>>56999545
actual new cunt, /brit/ is normie general

all "FONT" posting was done by one single autist from cornwall who got a perma ban on a static IP for spamming font
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>>56999798
Who cares.

Half of them are spazzers anyway.

I get a bit aspy whenever I have to meet with someone face-to-face to have them fill out forms or hand in documents.

Autism diminishes with experience though.
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>>56999785
She turns 18 in May m8. I mean come on
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>>56999801
had lamb for dinner today

probably the shittest major meat desu
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>>56999855
fuck off normie twat
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how many of you lost your virginity after starting to browse /brit/?
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>>56999824
Course you mug
Have some fucking belief
Could a tiny island rule the whole planet?
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>>56999865
delet this
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Easter is a pagan festival and should not be celebrated.
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Drinking a coffee at 3.30am. I have been a complete madman today, even if I do say so myself.
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>>56999902
what is then?
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>>56999919
>not having a cheeky mug of pepsi max
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Discuss
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football is fucking coming home. 3 lions on the fucking shirt
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>>56999436
>Unironically Molyneux posting
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The sun never sets on the /brit/ empire
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>>56999927
>Drinking fizzy chemical jew shit

nah fuck off
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>COLD
>SALTY
>MEATY
>JELLY
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check 'em dess
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innit
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In the name of Margaret Constance Williams, this post is claimed for /brit/
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vardy
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/brit/? more like /pretty good actually haha/
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poo.
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c'est la vie
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Maisie is an ugly dog

/brit/
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>>56999858
fair one m8.

>>56999927
ope you enjoy not sleeping lad. pepsi max has about the same caffeine content as a cup of tea.
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>>57000002
He looks like the are you kidding me guy
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>>56999961
Appeal to authority
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>>56999928
>no bill nye or john oliver
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@57000012
foy
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>56999928
Half of those thing contradict the other half.
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>>57000018
FOY

>>57000026
that's me there on the right
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>>56999989
>>57000002
well fuck
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>>56999999
>>57000000
didnt even realize there was a get coming up
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>tfw spent too long trying to get a nice karen pic and missed the get
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>>56999999
You lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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>>56999973
>>56999987
>>56999989
>>57000002
>>57000003
>>57000007
>>57000008
nice try lads

>>56999999
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>>56999199
how long do I have to stay in the UK to get rid of the American accent ,and get a British one?
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>secretly love in a girl
>unconsciously act weird and obnoxious around her so as to drive her away
i'm cheekier than a nando's
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>>57000059
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An American and a Norwegian got the gets.

You guys have really lost your touch.
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>>56999987
I want to kidnap Karen and make her wear a hijab.
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Would appreciate it if a certain lad would quit britposting in a certain other general.

You know who you are
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>>57000118
It's 3:36 AM in the UK you cuck
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hi guys

what'd i miss
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>>57000118
It's 3:30am giz us a break
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>>57000133
faggot
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>>57000095
post a vocaroo and i can tell you
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>>57000095
240 years.
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>>57000140
Did you have a nice siesta Juan?
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>>57000129
Are you talking about that twat who has a cult of personality in /spunk/?
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>>57000133
>>57000143
To be fair, they both were fails.
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>>56999830
Oh I'm sure they fucked older guys when they were her age. But try arguing with a feminist about the "predatory" sexuality of men. She called me Daddy and everything, she knew what she was doing.
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>>57000171
delicioso sh (ser honesto)
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>>57000149
what the FUCK did you call me? I mean what the actual FUCK did you just utter

*grabs you by the shirt and hoists you up*

don't you even DARE
who the actual FUCK do you think you are

*screams in your face while you cry*
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
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>>57000207
hahaha u got hacked!!
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>>57000207
fraped
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>>57000217
No habla español
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Ahh yes
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Wouldn't it be a right laugh if we all ironically embraced Islam.
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Fuck the captcha , I'm mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes

thoughts?
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>>57000260
tasty tbħ (to be honest)
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Finally getting the hang of C++ lads.
Feeling a bit less hopeless

thanks for the read.

-Anon
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>>57000233
>>57000250
That wasnt me haha it was my friend ahaha
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>>57000288
is that dog dead
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>>57000288
why is he walking towards the camera?
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>>57000129
do you not see the irony in this post
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*begins chanting 'normies get out'*
*every upstanding /brit/ poster joins in*
*riot ensues*
*every normie in /brit/ gets run out of the thread or killed*
aaah, relief
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>>57000306
Wanna do my C++ coursework for me
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>>57000288
pepe is a good dogger
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>>57000266
>>56999928
there's too many things on these images desu

needs to be more refined

stick with the alt-right trump supporting /pol/tard stereotype or the reddit sanders supporting "dae humanist not a feminist" stereotype
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>>57000198
they have absolutely no right to kick you out

unless its her house?

she sounds jelly m8
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>>57000327
Worth a (You)
ty(ou)
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Is trance dead
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>>57000288
Good boy
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>>57000361
Trance is eternal
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>>57000325
really struggling against this bait, pretty high quality as i can imagine this being shared on facebook by people i know
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alright, REALLY should be going to bed now

night night lads x
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my and my mum in central park ny
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>>57000325
we also wouldn't have Muslims
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I remember this one time my friend took a selfie with his lawn mower and some meme page on facebook turned him into a meme was classic ahaha
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I don't give a fuck if it is 20 minutes until her 18th birthday. If she isn't 18, you are a filthy fucking nonce
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>>57000411
>those jeans
well in kev
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my entire life has been one deep, long rut
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>>57000325
>arabs couldn't have invented this stuff without islam

Ahh yes of course

Also half of this stuff wasn't even invented by Muslims
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>>57000411
nice tits mate
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>>57000411
your mum looks like a prizefighter
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>>57000411
loving those jeans
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>>57000325
ahh yes all of these are a result of their faith and not some other qualities like intelligence or curiosity
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>>57000411
>Sneaks and Jeans
Jesus christ Kev get it together lad
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>>57000401
x
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>>57000325
yeah Pretty sure chess was invented a long time before islam was a thing
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>>57000453
Not everyone in the middle east is an Arab.

Most of the stuff on that list was most likely invented by Persians.
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>>57000325
>3 course meal

ah yes very impressive

>>57000479
>>57000470
>>57000439
I approve of the massive pockets desu
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Whenever I try doing an Irish or Welsh accent I just end up doing a paki bud ding accent haha haha haha haha haha haha
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>>57000470
>>57000454
>>57000439
>>57000479
stop bullying kev
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>>57000502
I know
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>>57000520
Im trying to help him lad he isnt doing himself any favours dressing like that
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>>57000411
I'm always thinking, "why don't my knees have pockets"?

Good to know I'm in liked minds with Kev.
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>>57000325
don't forget guitars
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>>57000325
weren't some of those things invented or found prior to islam even existing lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqoGBuYVJVE

Want the taigs to start chimping out again so we can organise a /brit/ expeditionary force to help the Ulster-Scots.
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>>57000491
>>57000491
6th century india it was
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>>57000325
>WITHOUT MUSLIMS

Just erasing Islam from history and we would keep all those and have dozens more
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>>57000411
I bet are Kev was swimming in fanny when he went to yankville what with being a paddy.
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Really want to punch women tbqh.
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>>57000565
taigs are pretty tame these days
mostly the huns who go bananas
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Having sex for anything but the purpose of procreation is simply hedonistic lust
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>>57000565
who actually is katarina
what does she do
how do you know her
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>>57000565
>Loyalist songs
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>>57000598
Rasheed
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>>57000585
Bet his mum got proper jealous with all the yank birds offering up their gash at her baby boy kev ahaha
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she wants a man from brum
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>>57000617
Fuck off.
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tell your girl to stop calling me
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Does anybody have the pic of kev with his dog where hes wearing the nypd t shirt?
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>>57000628
How much farther would we be lad?
Already colonized a few solar systems?
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>>57000585
>Irish guys known as having small dicks
>Irish girls known for having flat arses

Don't think any paddy will have much luck anywhere.

Not surprised, though. The results of famine on the physicality of a group of people can be tremendous.
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>>57000628
this isn't really accurate
A lot of tech advances were made in the medieval times, warfare orientated stuff was generally much better than the romans had
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>>57000628
very impressive variable on the Y axis you've got there
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Why do people like to pretend that beer from the Netherlands or Germany is better than British beer?
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>>57000684
>Irish guys known as having small dicks
They are?
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>The history of chess can be traced back nearly 1500 years, although the earliest origins are uncertain. The earliest predecessor of the game probably originated in India, before the 6th century AD; a minority of historians believe the game originated in China. From India, the game spread to Persia. When the Arabs conquered Persia, chess was taken up by the Muslim world and subsequently spread to Southern Europe. In Europe, chess evolved into roughly its current form in the 15th century.

Ahh yes
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>>57000687
source: my arse
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>>57000698
Lold
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>>57000411
Why do they both have autism shoes on?
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>>57000698
literally nothing wrong with time as a variable
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>>57000614
She's a Serbian journalist. Seen her presenting a documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWL1Gcb6PYI

Does some good restaurant reviews too. She's obscure enough that I could literally email her.

>>57000615
t. Brendan O'Malley
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>>57000707
Yes. People refer to it as the "irish curse"
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>>57000734
t. air jordan trend master
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>>57000710
look it up
the only thing that really got worse after the romans was plumbing
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>>57000741
>not knowing the difference between X and Y axis

didn't learn much at uni did you? arrogant student
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Ahh yes its a lets bully a 30 year old man with learning disabilities episode
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>>57000684
>>Irish girls known for having flat arses

This myth is false

t. Went to Dublin a month ago and Irish birds have nice arses
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>>57000758
You just made that up
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>>57000748
have you e-mailed her?
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>>57000639
Arrrr it's mad
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>>57000779
who's bullying?
would love to smash a few pints with kev, seems like a solid lad
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>>57000792
>You just made that up
Fuck off, Pedro.
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>>57000779
/brit/ has learning disabilities as well so it's okay
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>>57000791
went to dublin 2 weeks ago and the birds had no arses
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If I were kev I would____
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>>57000774
youre an idiot

the vertical axis is the x axis, cant you remember from school

"x is a cross"

in the cross from christianity there is more vertical than horiztontal
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>>57000684
nah lad when i was in the us i was swimming in fanny as were all my friends

yank birds cant get enough
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>>57000829
shag her for a good two hours
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Ahh yes its a lets be a self righteous ponce episode.

How is it bullying, no one is talking to him directly, no one is spreading the pics on social media. It's harmless, fuck off.
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>>57000829
Give out
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>>57000768
Literally own a pair kek
Better than autism shoes
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>>57000799
Nah, my autism has a limit.

Only posting her tonight because I'm off work tomorrow. Wouldn't bother on an ordinary week night.
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>>57000842
>vertical axis is the x axis
what are you smoking lad fucken ell
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>>57000855
Good post

>>57000861
Bad post
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>>57000857
the lad is on pills mate.
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>>57000791
That's because you're used to English girl's asses.

Pic related, a nice american born arse.
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>>57000842
no the vertical is Y
I look at graphs everyday I think I'd know a thing or two ok sweetie
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>>57000829
bring a jacket because it's cold out
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what was that one song again lads?
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Here is the truth:

>Muslims aren't violent
>Islam is violent
>Majority of Muslims aren't real Muslims and don't really do anything the Quran says
>'Extremists' are those who take the Quran literally - and perform tasks such as 'Kill all non-Muslims', mentioned in the Quran.
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>>57000888
what?
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>>57000886
https://youtu.be/Js2-t1sIfp4
Do u not know the popular culture of the internet?
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>>57000879
>>57000898
cant prove my argument wrong, classic mongs
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>>57000890
terrible arse desu. not very perky and shapely
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gonna snooze
seeya lads
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>>57000628
Christians are the reason we know so much today. The monks did some GOAT writing work. That image cracks me up though.
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There are two types of muslims

The bad ones - they want to kill you

and

The good ones - they want the bad ones to kill you
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>>57000758
If that were true, why do so many yanks muh heritage over being Irish?
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>>57000914
hes on anti depressants
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>>57000931
soz lad
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>>57000890
i have a feeling if she were standing upright, her gut would appear a lot bigger lmao
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>>57000909
>This Muslim fundamentalist is a very peaceful guy
said nobody, ever.
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>>57000971
Islam is violent
Muslims aren't violent
Those who take the Quran seriously turn into terrorists

You cannot debate me

>>57000929
Not him but you're literally a fucking mong who never did GCSEs
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>>57000970
>have a feeling if she were standing upright, her gut would appear a lot bigger lmao
superb banter, my kangaroo friend
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sky router is still updating

stupid fucks thought I'd be asleep at 4am

they were wrong
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is this the best scene from the UK The Office?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtQj9wuqhs
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>>57000909
Culturally, the countries they come from are violent. There's a political element to Islam, that's what sets it apart from other faiths. It has the Jihad, and it has Sharia Law, it's not just a faith, but a model for society, which all Muslim countries use to a degree.

People who come from those countries, countries where female genital mutilation is widely practiced, where women are stoned to death for adultery, defectors of Islam are beheaded, that way of life is heavily ingrained within them. So yes, Muslims are violent, at least more so than any other group.
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want to get a hot water bottle but worried my parents will hear me
they've become very concerned about my sleep schedule lately
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>>57001000
>You cannot debate me
Oh
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>>57000909
>real muslim

I don't get this
Who are you to decide who is a real Muslim and how do you know for certain that the Quran shouldn't be taken literally?

The Quran has violent verses that will always be interpreted violently by Muslims
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>>57001000
typical spastic, thinks hes right but when challenged with a coherent, logical and enlightened argument he cant reply without spouting what he was fed at university
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>>57000890
English birds have nice arses too

This whole "White girls have no arse" meme is false 2bh. The majority of young, attractive, healthy White women have nice and round bubble arses.
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>>57001038
why do brits use these hot water bottle things all the time?
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>>57001033
>not the dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Eaz-1_3iA
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gf of nearly 5 years broke up with me today
what do i do
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>>56999199
feeling synthy here lads

https://youtu.be/Y8rXJtSohiM

who /synthy/ with me
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>>57001000
>You cannot debate me
I'm not trying to.
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Did you know theres a hole at on the end of your willy that shoots out milk when you touch it enough
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>>57001068
my parents turn the heating off at night and it gets cold (out)
my room is the coldest room in the house as well
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>>57001000
isn't there a problem with the quran then, if those who take the quran literally turn into terrorists while those who take the bible literally are just loud and annoying?
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>>57001036
That's a whole other thing

That's just their countries being shitty 3rd world nations with 3rd world mentalities
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>>57000890
Wowaweewa
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>>57001000
>islam is violent
>the koran is the holy book of islam
>if you follow the koran then you will become violent
>somebody who follows the koran and practises islam is a muslim (NOT violent you racist cunt)

hmm yes... definitely no contradictions there...
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>>57001091
>what do i do
fuck off
>>
I'm an atheist
Debate me.
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>>57001094
https://youtu.be/WPw7nlluRdc
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>>57001091
Fuck three seperate women, on three seperate occasions, and you'll be over her.
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Fact: Anybody who worships a warlord who killed hundreds of people to spread his beliefs is a subhuman mentally deranged paki
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>>57001111
no wonder your mum is doing GOMAD
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>>57001128
>Debate me.
can't rationalize with the irrational
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I fucking hate homosexuals. They should all die and burn in hell
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Lads, my gf is a Muslim and she wants me to convert, should I do it?
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>>57001121
>That's just their countries being shitty 3rd world nations with 3rd world mentalities

Because of Islam you rapacious charva spastic
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>>57001118
One difference is..

Christian: oh the bible is just stories to help you live your life as a good person.

Muslim: the quran is the literal word of god and should be taken as hard fact and should be followed to the letter.
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>>57001118
>isn't there a problem with the quran then
yes, that's why Islam is violent

>>57001053
>Who are you to decide who is a real Muslim
Abdul who owns the shop down the road is not a real Muslim but he thinks he is and he will get very angry if you tell him he's not a real Muslim. He believes in Allah and mohammed and that but doesn't want to blow up Christians, because he doesn't read the Quran and doesn't take it seriously
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>>57001143
actually thinking about it, it's less the fact that i'm not over her it's that i've wasted 5 years of my mid-20's and have nothing to show for it
i wish i could go back to 2011 and never talk to her
also i have to move back in with my parents and they're going to ask questions
i don't want to deal with that
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>>57001144
what sort of unadulterated wanker goes out looking to antagonize people
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>>57001144
didnt god kill loads of people in the old testament though
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>>57001148
great banter
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>>57001197
Yes. There are entire books in the Bible about how the Jews committed a genocide in Canaan.
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>>57001185
tbf there are a lot of yank spastics who treat the bible as in (2)

difference is society actually acknowledges that, and they are an extreme minority
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>>57001176
Why don't you let her put you in a chastity device too.
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>>57001187
I have a feeling that I am being trolled
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ah yes the third world shithole of Dubai!
>>
>ah yes
Ah yes
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>>57001121
No. That is their countries using Islam and the teachings of the Quaran to run a society. Also, most of those countries have been between wars and skirmishes since forever, killing each other on the reg. Violence is heavily ingrained in them, culturally, religiously.

Go tell a moderate Muslim he smells like bacon and draw a picture of Mohammad and see how 'non violent' the 'moderate' ones are.
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>>57001234
She actually won't have sex with me unless I marry her. Pretty shit desu.
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>>57001250
*accuses you of having Islamic origins*
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>>57001250
but muh tall buildings
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>>ah yes
>Ah yes
Ah yes, the old ah yes meme
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>>57001250
Pumping money out of the ground and paying European architects doesn't count you fucking paki
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>>57001250
>Gulf countries

HMMM mm

>designed by EUROPEANS
>built by INDIAN SLAVES
>paid for by LUCKY OIL MONEY

NO DEVLOPMENT
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>>57001270
DTMFA
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>>57001250
terrorists dont really come from places like dubai qatar and kuwait, quality of life is too high there
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>>57001250
ah yes, an exception city that is funded by saudi oil barons and the like in order to try to refute the argument despite being a fallacy

Excellent post rasheed
(You)
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>>>ah yes
>>Ah yes
>Ah yes, the old ah yes meme
ahh yes VERY impressive
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>>57001230
I don't think the majority of Christians think this way.

I know the Church of England is very "hey, interpret these things as you like, find your own meaning" rah rah rah.. I don't think any state religion of Islam would condone this in regards to the Quran.
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>>57001197
Jesus is the defining factor in Christianity. Jesus didn't kill anyone. He did beat the shit out of some Jews though.
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>>57001325
Literally what
Majority of isis members are saudi

Saudis are the number one sponsor of isis
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whats something that I could tell a potential employer that would make them think "ah nice, very impressive"
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>>57001185
i know the bible is meant to be allegorical but people can literally interpret everything said as fact. they basically treat the bible as the word of god. even in stories of complete abstraction, they derive literal meaning.

the destruction of gomorrah and sodom basically emphasised the required death of homos and deviants. it wasn't that such paths lead to destruction of the soul or are vapid pursuits, but that as acted by god, they have to be killed.
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alri I'm back what did I miss
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>>56999928
This has too many contradictions.
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@57001289
Ah yes the old le classic ah yes meme
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>>57001270
Is it worth it? Why not get a gf who shares the same values?
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>>57001343
I specifically did not say saudi arabia

what yourself
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>>57001325
Bunch of the 9/11 hijackers were paki arabians
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>57001347
Your daily (You) harvest in /brit/.
m8 of mine landed a 300k starting that way
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>>57001314
>>57001327
>excuses

its a Muslim country and its developed
its not even got loads of oil, it orientated itself towards a service economy
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ah yes the third world shithole of Pyongyang!
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>>57001352
The Bible doesn't even go into detail of what crimes the Sodomites and Gomorrans did, aside from calling them wicked
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>>57001197
*may not be based on true events
**the moral of the story: eat your vegetables
>>57001352
>people can
sure, but the vast majority don't
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>>57001400
>>57001400
>>57001400
>>57001400
new
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>>57001376
Only girl who has accepted my advances.
>>
>>57001359
Ad hominem strawman fallacy
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>>57001339
ahh yes the old god isnt important in christianity meme

very impressive...
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>>>>ah yes
>>>Ah yes
>>Ah yes, the old ah yes meme
>ahh yes VERY impressive
Yes, Ah Aah yes! Ahaah
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>>57001394
you stated gulf states
saudi is the main gulf state

you're on /int/ and you're a fucking spastic that doesn't know basic geography

please fucking kill yourself
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>>57001352
>they basically treat the bible as the word of god
The Bible literally isn't the word of God though. It was written by men inspired by God. Old Testament was almost completely overridden by Jesus.

>>57001407
They tried to rape a bunch of men that visited the town.
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>>57001250
looks like a place that could easily afford to help a lot of refugees while being much more culturally compatible than europe!
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>>57001433
named 3 specific places
learn to read you child
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>57001398
UAE literally depends on oil to survive.
Not to mention Dubai being a not-so secret country for all kinds of illegal goods central which is the other and lesser reason why it's such an exception with SA.

Not even a (You) this time Rasheed
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>>57001250
>Live in a desolate desert shit hole
>Operate the country on archaic religious principles, have public beheadings and stonings
>Have the good fortune to be born on oil rich land
>Take a very long time discovering it because too busy doing Islam while the rest of the world develops
>Discover shitloads of the stuff
>Employ white foreign nationals to set up an oil industry and infrastructure to support the mass extraction of it
>Get stupidly rich
>Employ British architects to make the capital city look nice
>Road traffic asccident rates skyrocket because literal desert sand people who had only used rocks for tools are now driving around in sports cars
>Use the money to fund terrorist groups
>Sell oil to terrorists
>Continue to fuck donkeys, behead people in the street, segregate the rich from the poor

>Not a Muslim shit hole
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>>57001485
stop embarrassing yourself you fucking idiot
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>>57001450
i know m8, i was comparing groups which interpret the bible as literal and the word of god
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>>57001554
I don't think any Christians consider it written by God.
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>>57001600
I do
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>>57001660
Then you're going against God.
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>>57001687
not really
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>>57001474
This, so much.

They did say they would help fund building new mosques in European countries though, isn't that nice of them?
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>>57001698
Yes really. It's very explicit that the bible was written by man. If you deny that, you go against God.
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>>57001749
I'm mormon, dickhead
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>>57001790
>I'm retarded and a heretic
Thanks for clearing that up lad.
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about to deck this twat telling me my religion is heretical
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about to smite this heretic telling me he isn't a heretic
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>>57001952
riddle me this, why did the pope say mormons are still god's chosen people if we are heretics?
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>>57002014
Protip: The pope can be wrong when not speaking ex cathedra. Heretic.
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>>57002041
god tier pope opinion > your shit fucking drivel
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serial season 2 is decent lads
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>>57002123
Sorry lad, I don't speak heretic.
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Why are you still posting in the old thread?
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>>57002189
just mates talking an tha
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