Traditional marriage edition
>>57001400
first for synth
https://youtu.be/igUS5JupTmM
nth for convert to islam
>>57001400
Rasheed
>>57001402
>literal commie blocks dumped all over the place
looks pretty third world to me
>receive call from ugly dog competition
>talent evaluator asks dogs name that I'm entering
>say "maisie"
>talent evaluator responds "ah yes, very impressive".
>>57001436
rasheed
>>57001429
Never said he wasn't important. I said that Jesus is the defining factor. The clue's in the name "CHRISTianity". Try not to deliberately misrepresent things like that. You look like a feminist.
>>57001400
>black people
>traditional marriage
fuck yanks
Ahh yes its a yank disrupts the natural flow of conversation to make a shitty new early thread to try and get some attention edition
>>57001457
You have been here a long time to post these references. I don't like knowing a yank has stalked us for so long.
>>57001443
oh look, a queer got triggered by a healthy family
doing this lads
>>57001495
thank you, that means a lot coming from an aussie
>>57001489
Sophist level comment full of absolute shite chatting, fallacys, weasel words and no argument present
>>>>ah yes
>>>>Ah yes
>>>Ah yes, the old ah yes meme
>>ahh yes VERY impressive
>Yes, Ah Aah yes! Ahaah
Ah yes this meme again, I see you're well read
i could crush any one o' ya
Ah yes the endless ah yes loop
What a classic gimmick.
>>57001525
unless you're fat, you should be able to double those numbers even as a beginner
>>57001537
hmm, very impressive
Business idea: remove visa free entry to /brit/ for none commonwealth countries.
>>57001533
sophist
shit edition shit thread fuck all yanks
cheese gives me headaches
Just got in from digi lads, had a a mad one!
How's was your night?
>being this mad you imagined the words saudi arabia out of thin air and failed to backpeddle
*smashes hand down on table*
*everyone stops arguing and turns to look at me*
just FUCK off, all of you
*everyone hurries out*
*slams the door behind the last stumbling runt and locks it*
>>57001582
sounds pretty weird desu
>>57001575
they look like proper lads, tbqh
>>57001581
bender
>>57001566
ye I just started and I can do 45 seconds before it gets difficult
>>57001533
This meme is fucking dull.
Lads, I have a great idea for a joke.
Lets all ironically convert to Islam. It will be absolutely hilarious.
>>57001525
you are a plank and challenged
suits you sir
Bunch of teens wanted me to buy them alcohol , I declined and told them to fuck off lol
>That was fast
what did he mean by this
>>57001457
Holy shit
you copied this from me like a year ago
why do you even have this saved
Who reppin /manchester/ here, lads?
>>57001623
that hurt :/
>>57001525
Used to 5 minutes planks every weekday when I played highschool baseball just as a slotted exercised regimen upon more strenuous workouts
This chart is pussy shit 2bh
>>57001250
>Live in a desolate desert shit hole
>Operate the country on archaic religious principles, have public beheadings and stonings
>Have the good fortune to be born on oil rich land
>Take a very long time discovering it because too busy doing Islam while the rest of the world develops
>Discover shitloads of the stuff
>Employ white foreign nationals to set up an oil industry and infrastructure to support the mass extraction of it
>Get stupidly rich
>Employ British architects to make the capital city look nice
>Road traffic asccident rates skyrocket because literal desert sand people who had only used rocks for tools are now driving around in sports cars
>Use the money to fund terrorist groups
>Sell oil to terrorists
>Continue to fuck donkeys, behead people in the street, segregate the rich from the poor
>Not a Muslim shit hole
>>57001615
its not even a meme, its unironically all true but youre too far up your own arse to ever think it could be you that was arguing like the arrogant, smug little worm you are
>>57001613
also don't forget to to both sides
throw in a back every once in a while, too
>>57001664
>highschool
>baseball
foy
>>57001669
>still memeing
Boring as fuck tbqh lad.
>>57001658
You stay away from me and my son.
>a yank saved your post for a year in a .txt
good feel
not a fucking argument
Why is /brit/ scared of Islam when Islam has been civilised for longer than Britain?
>tfw wipe a little bit of cum on my neck before heading out to Chicago
>get on the train
>girl is obviously turned on, can't help it considering she smells my cum
>she starts fidgeting with her legs cross
Every time. I'm still a virgin though but one of these days
>>57001703
>dismissing everything im saying as a meme
I repeat: arrogant, smug little worm
>>57001652
it was off memory 2bh. thats why it wasn't exactly the same cause I couldn't quite remember.
>>57001717
Todays islam is very uncivilized
>>57001717
Rasheed
everyone ITT
>>57001751
>I repeat: memes
Wow, good job lad. Now either refute anything said or rope yourself up.
>>57001717
rasheed
>>57001717
>implying
most islamic nation wasnt civilised in the victorian era
>>57001668
the Gulf region has always been fairly wealthy though
its more Saudi Arabia and the Nejd where the barbarian tribals still live.
>>57001759
love you lad
we are the frontline against foetal alcohol syndrome
>>57001668
Its a developed country and Muslim, deal with it
Are there any better (You) crops than rasheed posting?
literally drowning
>>57001717
Islam has not been civilized since the golden age. And it wasn't really that civilized back then either, they still waged wars.
>>57001788
youve literally said nothing except
>god isnt important to christianity
>shitty sophist/sjw tier reply
>haha le memes xD
>>57001813
good to see we are still posting on /brit/ a year later.
>>57001816
Omar
>>57001717
>Islam has been civilised for longer than Britain?
"islam" is a religion, and most of the places where it exists were not civilized when it came and are not civilized now.
basically just the north-African coast, Levant, Mesopotamia, and Persia into India
>>57001810
>barbarian tribals
Literally all Arabs still belong to tribes.
Assad is from the Kalbiyya for example.
>>57001834
>You said "god isn't important to Christianity"
>Never said he wasn't important
>memes and memes again
Fuck sake lad. Refute or rope. Pick one.
>>57001816
Abdul
>>57001848
Ishamael
>>57001814
It's not, though. It's only semi developed at best. And even if it was a developed country, it would still be a Muslim shit hole, just one that isn't entirely visually displeasing.
>>57001853
>Levant, Mesopotamia, and Persia into India
>not civilised before Islam
Ahh yes
>>57001816
Ibrahim
>>57001816
Mohammed
>>57001871
Ill choose rope
rope for you, you squealing worm
have fun rasheed
>>57001897
No it's developed
That's a fact, they have a high GDP per capita, they have high living standards, they are developed
Semi-developed would be somewhere like Iran
>>57001937
>memes again
I'm embarrassed for you.
>>57001903
I said they were if you learn to read
but Arabia wasn't really
Wow just wow instead of debating the contended discourse you reply with "Rasheed", wow and I thought we were all gentleman of high intellect
>>57001945
>they have high living standards,
Unless your a Rasheed tbqh
>>57001903
>be """""civilised""""" for the era
>rest of the world massively overtakes you
>no longer civilised for the era
literally what happened
>when you do a wee and dried cum splits the stream
crashing this thread
>>57001973
Westerners go there and have high living standards
<<57001970
Steve
>57001966
sick of this meme
>>57001985
Happened to me once and the piss stream when on the walls either side of the urinal
When is HIGNFY coming back?
>>57001975
Arabs took over and made everyone convert
>>57001992
Rich people or people of status having high living standards while a large proportion of the country has terrible living standards is pretty much the definition of a shit country
>57002007
embarrassed by this meme
>>57001989
Dank PenisRider
>>57001945
If Saudis are regarded as developed, so should Iran be before they put mussies in charge.
>>57001989
long monkeyman
>>57001992
Indians go there and have poor living standards
>8
kys
have to do a wage slavery tomorrow or my mom will kick me out
arrowarrow57002058
how can you hate the second best gimmick la
What are you losers doing up at this time
Check this 5
I sense their presence...
>>57001945
>No it's developed
eh not really
no proper working sewage system desu
a bit like the saudis in the 60's who bought loads of sports cars when they didnt have roads to drive them on
very much flatters to deceive with ostentatious displays of impressive public works
>>57002081
It's monday off after easter you silly goose
>>57002095
nice
>>57002108
I wonder what they're even doing tbqh
>implying anything east of the Balkans and west of Japan will ever be civilized
>>57002045
Could literally apply that to every developed country
Unless you think Bulgarian construction workers in the UK are living like kings
>>57002068
Indians have shit living standards in India
>>57002109
Dubai has a sewage system
>>57002109
lots of essentially slave labour too
knew a lad who used to work for the sheikh of dubai desu aswell
whenever he visited his properties in ireland the women would have to stay inside
>>57002094
it's not even 21 PM yet
>>57002149
india is projected to be a superpower by 2030 you fucking racist
>>57002128
Purchasing new hijabs
>>57001945
>Saudi Arabia is a semi-developed country.
>Imuch of the excellence is unevenly distributed. Not all schools, for instance, have good teachers and the pedagogic methodology, while being reformed, still lags.
>There is real poverty in Saudi Arabia, primarily in the rural areas, but also in urban slums.
>Not all parts of the country are well served with water distribution. Major cities experience problems with water, sewage, and electrical services.
>Some areas have received less development than others. Sectarian/political differences are often cited as the reason for this.
https://www.quora.com/Could-Saudi-Arabia-be-called-a-developed-country-Why-or-why-not
>Saudi arabia is a developing country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developing_country
>Saudi Arabia is a developing economy
http://www.un.org/en/development/desa/policy/wesp/wesp_current/2012country_class.pdf
Now fuck off you delusional paki
>>57002149
What about Russia?
>>57002118
He's American
>>57002168
>21pm
>>57002118
store is open 7 days a week but closed on easter
>>57002176
I don't remember mentioning Saudi Arabia
>>57002185
>tfw you dont live on mars
>>57002161
>large proportions have low standards
nice try but read it again
its fucking laughable to compare economic inequality between the gulf states and countries like the uk as its simply in a different league
>>57002128
They're defending islam in /brit/
>>57002178
West Russia , yes, eastern and caucus region no
OH NO BERSERK WHAT'VE YOU DONE??
>>57002204
It's literally the country that everyone is talking about you mong. Which country were you on about, if not Saudi?
>>57002161
nah lad, it's beaches are unusable, tourists literally get sick, and they're have to collect it using trucks but they dont have enough trucks or anywhere to dump it but the beach
going to france in november
>>57002222
especially considering they still have proper literal slaves there and slave markets
>>57002149
hong kong
>>57002276
is that being a yank and going to england?
just spent some time rubbing my face on my gf's gooch and chebs lads, i think i am gonna sleep without washing my face tbqh
>life is good in this muslim country
>...that is if you don't say/do something wrong or else you'll get beheaded/life imprisonment
Ahhh yes very VERY impressive
serial season 2 is decent lads
thanks thailad haha
>>57002301
i'm not from gaybec
Just watched an aussy and leaf get literally murdered by bantz, lads.
>>57002245
You're literally so thick you think Dubai is in Saudi Arabia fucking kek
>>57002253
That was a temporary issue in the 2009
Not some persisting problem
put my tongue in my gfs arsehole and it tasted like poo
just did a massive drink and dance with slags lads
>>57002326
ah so you live in the uncivilized parts?
>>57002320
its not as gripping as series 1
yeah its interesting but not for the same reasons
>>57002362
i live in the city where trailer park boys is set and filmed
dont wanna work tomorrow
absolutely howling
>>57002320
>literally don't know what that is.
>will take credit anyway.
No problem m8 haha.
>>57002346
nice
>>57002387
what's trailer park boys?
Ajax
*slits a goats throat and holds it open without painkiller*
ah yes, very moral
>>57002392
its only the most popular podcast of all time you plebe
may be going on a holiday do with the family including younger sister to southeast asia
swear to god if I catch thainonce staring at my sister I will floor the cunt
>>57002402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbGsHL1oZw
chamomile tea is decent lads
thanks thailad haha
Want to touch your willy xo
>>57002320
could be about something more interesting than a fairy traitor tbqh
*slits an infidels throat and holds it open without painkiller*
Ah yes the religion of peace
>>57002434
you mistook me for someone who would give a shit about something called "trailer park boys"
Haha doing a poo if I'm being completely dishonest
>>57002387
wew
>>57002402
funny series, would recommend
>>57002427
never listened to a podcast lol
>>57002438
That's alri m8 haha
>having an argument on reddit
>they've not responded for a day
Reckon I've won lads
*kills maisie* fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap mmmm Yesssss lol
>>57002341
>That was a temporary issue in the 2009
>Not some persisting problem
no
>>57002464
rude
>>57002341
No I don't, you mong. Posted about saudi Arabria because that's what everyone else was posting about. At least several people mentioned it.
UAE is listed as a developed country, but it's still a Muslim shit hole. Go there and drink a beer and see what a nice time you have. Places can be developed and still be a shit hole culturally. Anywhere Islam is involved in politics, is a shit hole, regardless of how many nice buildings and roads they have.
>>57002461
Don't know why you included the painkillers bit
It's not like it's common for people to give painkillers to the person their murdering
>>57002469
mates mum has been on it a couple of times
Refute this, go on
Protip: You can't
>>57002505
Was copying another post
>>57002508
doing what? just background extra?
I've seen them all at least twice.
>>57002517
*Refutes*
phew
>>57002496
I didn't say it wasn't, just pointing out that a barbaric religion doesn't necessarily impede being a developed nation
>>57002511
haha shit https://www.google.es/search?rlz=1CAACAG_enGB645GB645&q=bars%20dubai&npsic=0&rflfq=1&rlha=0&tbm=lcl&ved=0ahUKEwiaj_y_vuLLAhWKnRoKHcnqAgIQtgMIHw&tbs=lf_msr:-1,lf:1,lf_ui:1&rlfi=hd:;si:
>>57002517
you're just doing this for rasheed (You)s
>>57002505
>their
can't even properly use a language you claim to have invented
>>57002517
Stop letting your tv and newspaper tell you who to trust
>>57002517
muslims tend to be more violent than other religious groups
>>57002517
tv and newspaper say that Muslims dindu nuffin
>>57002517
Strawmen
No one was ever saying that all 1 billion Muslims were terrorists
>>57002569
I don't think he invented English m8
Berserk had a hard life....
>>57002592
Actually I did
t. Willy Shakespeare
>>57002543
news reporter
she also did the news here for a while so she was really playing herself
Apparently posting hello r e d d i t is considered spam, absolutely livid lads
>>57002584
not an argument
>>57002606
Did he go berserk
>>57002517
islam, other than fundamentalist wahhabis, usually don't hold other people of the book to their same standards, as per instructions by their religion
some of them are very much violent to eachother when they get the chance
and western media is typically apologetic towards muslims
>>57002584
>>57002580
>>57002571
>>57002570
>>57002557
>>57002552
all runts dancing to the tune of your own prejudices
>>57002606
Your mom had a hard dick....
>>57002648
runtsheed
was lisicki on tonight?
>>57002614
Alri Bill haha, thought you were brown bread m8
>>57002616
That's pretty cool m8 ngl, definitely a fan of the series.
>gf hates slutty girls and is really against public displays of affection
>when we're alone she's actually a huge slut
>last night without warning she said "I'm so fucking horny" and literally forced my hand down her pants
what is it about girls that seem pure actually being the freakiest?
>>57002648
t. alberto barbosa
>57002648
>stealing a gimmick
Alejandro
I was at church with my grandparents and they asked if anybody wanted to dedicate their life. I felt a stirring inside of me and went and starting doing the prayer with the pastor,what follows is amazing. I started shaking and I felt as if water was running down my head.
At that moment I decided to completely dedicate my life to Christ. I was alone in my bedroom tonight and I decided to pray for the first time in a long time. I confessed all my sins such as dabbling in the occult and I started to cry immensely.
When I finished crying and praying I felt as if the weight of mountains had been lifted off my shoulders and I once again,knew that I was on the right path. Happy Easter. :)
>>57002517
They don't collectively have the resources, and they're all too busy killing each other for following slightly opposing sects of the same cult.
Wow that was easy.
theres a guy shouting in the street lads
he just bailed o i am laffin very hard
>trying to find a job
>literally all shit zero hours and apprenticeships
>>57002685
>pda is slutty
having a lot of partners is slutty. nothing else
>>57002713
TRY HARDER
Reminder :)
>>57002716
yeah she doesn't think pda is slutty per se, she just says she feels uncomfortable doing it
but then she just grabs my dick unexpectedly and puts my hand down her pants when were alone so idk
>>57002750
It's not like I can just magic up a better labour market
>>57002640
he went bananas
>>57002690
jeje iron-y
>>57002751
It's a good message but her that traitor scum in the photo.
>>57002716
pda and other things seem really rude to me now..
Wonder if I'll get some minor reverse culture shock when I visit home. Walking through London will be weird.
57002769>>
2ez
still awake laderinos
>>57002800
pda is rude in thailand? the whole country is one big brothel
>>57002839
PDA in most other countries is rude. Talking to people on the streets or even saying hi or anything is really strange outside the US
>>57002767
I've submitted a prayer request for you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/4bbwdb/rcatholicism_prayer_requests_week_of_march_21_2016/d1g02a9
>>57002839
>pda is rude in thailand?
yes.
>>57002316
You're arrested for being meanies on twitter.
>>57002880
Thanks lad
>>57002839
PDA is weird here too. no one gets offended but people just think you're a fuckwit if you're sitting in public macking on.
>>57002866
PDA part isnt true. In spain, italy, and france PDA is very common and they think its weird that we find it weird.
>>57002685
She's just embarressed of you. My last gf said she hated kissing or holding hands with her ex in public "I don't know why", she always said. But I saw a picture of him, and it became obvious why.
>>57002921
gay as fuck country
>>57002929
You chose the 3 most flamboyant countries on this earth.
>>57002938
youre gay and you smell
>>57002930
Forgot to mention she was literally always copping on to me in public.
Keep being invited to things and only realising after I should have gone
>>57002956
gay means happy and I smell like roses :-p
Piss off non-english "people"
>>57002962
Do you avoid them consciously?
british twats fuck off
>>57002947
the people I know who engage in PDA are always ugly af autists who have a desire to let people know they can convince another person to kiss them willingly.
holding hands is fine. sitting with arm around someone is fine. passionately kissing them is weird.
>>57002953
filtered
>>57002989
I just sort of don't think anything of them and then maybe a few days later realise I should have gone
>>57002947
this desu
REMINDER
If you're not English, sod off
>>57003008
>holding hands is fine. sitting with arm around someone is fine
that is still pda though
stuff like that would be weird to do in places like thailand
>>57003024
keep up the good fight
>>57003024
picture theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9yJJY4VwMk
>>57003008
>PDA
fuck off
>>57003008
nice projection
i kiss in public because i genuinely dont gaf what a stranger or some cunt i barely know thinks
>PDA
when is goot going to filter this shit
>>57003063
Ah yes from the great white nation of Thailand
>>57003039
>>57002929
In Russia and Sweden, it is considered very strange to look at or smile at passersby in the street, or to hug someone you know in public
>>57002930
shit meme faggot
new gimmick: PDA
>>57003065
you are autistic as fuck
how can an acronym trigger you so bad?
I'm a paki muslim but still british & I love being british & proud being british
my great grandfather fought for this country, no one here has the right to tell me to "FOP"
Listening to some willie, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTXFcGUMqg
>>57003101
not sure what my location has to do with anything.
need to do a sleep night lads x
>>57003101
you know he is actually black right
>>57003076
>nice projection
except it's not a projection. it's literally from what i've observed from people who do it. you look like a loser.
>>57003104
hit a nerve
*makes out with a boy in public shamelessly*
>>57003063
Forgot about this song kek
>when the captcha locks you out and you have to close it and try again
>>57003039
>PDA
fuck off
>>57003106
>PDA
fuck off
