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/brit/ - The One Track Lover Edition


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crayon pop
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Which is the best non-UK Commonwealth country lads
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taytay
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>>56986113

wahey
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Tall girls are superior lads
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Asuka.
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>>56986163
ireland
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need to release a lot of semen
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@56986113
t. mong who puts the edition in the subject
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>>56986204
what kind of things?
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Had someone trying to guess my town earlier on and LITERALLY couldn't
I bet none of you will be able to guess
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>>56986206
Scorchio!
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>>56986245
>I bet none of you will be able to guess

yeah you're probably right so I won't bother wasting my time
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Looking after a pug because its owner got arrested lads. Scared my dog might kick fuck out of it. What will I do?
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>>56986229
drawing, playing instruments, cooking, gardening, diy, my degree, dressing myself in nice clothes
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>>56986245
will you give clues?

is it in England?
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orchestrated a wank
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>>56986285
noice
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>>56986309
Force them to mate
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Kate Middleton's a fucking nervous wreck
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LOST DOG
Male, 22, stocky
Answers to wanc
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>>56986245
how many letters
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@56986285
Fuck off you insufferable gay nonce cunt
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Prunella Scales is going to pass away this year and I think I may shed a tear lads
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Literally been watching anime all day lads, now I'm knackered. Even though it should really be 9pm now.
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>The French Revolution might have been triggered by the food shortage brought by the eruption of the Icelandic volcano Laki in 1783.

wew, quite interesting
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>>56986365
we must summon him
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>>56986384
Let the janitor know, I did
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>>56986395
>it's already 11pm
fug
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>>56986365

is that the dog in your picture lad?
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>>56986395
fucking hell thought you were pulling my leg

my laptop didn't update, thought it was 9pm
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>>56986407
WHO IS THIS GIRL?
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>>56986443
nice
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>>56986456
delet this
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>>56986443
ruddy high test there lad
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>One day of holiday left
>Still not done anything
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>>56986407
Yeah.
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>>56986350
Both are girls. And a pug-english bull terrier-staffy cross would be the most retarded thing in existence.
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LOST DOG
unknown, 19, ugly
Answers to Foetal Alcohol Syndrome
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>>56986443
LEWD
E
W
D
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can someone post that qt who is holding a drink that someone was trying to force a gimmick with ending in "i'll drink to that"
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>>56986443
WEW
E
W
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>>56986470
/b/ camwhore from 2010. I will give you her name + imgur album in exchange for a rare Nige.
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>>56986528
Answers to bell ringing*
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Tried to hit up ChatRoulette but my webcam is shitting up baka
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>>56986531
Here you go lad
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>>56986531
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>>56986552
I don't have a 'chon folder on this computer desu. Be a good sport and giz the imgur link ^)
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>>56986552
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>>56986538
L m f a o
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>>56986197
You don't want to say that shit especially not today boy
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>>56986632
no
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need a qt
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>Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming. Fifty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming
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>>56986591
Who is this 3D semen demon?
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>>56986339
Yes
>>56986366
More than 10 for it's full name
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Is that a PS Vita?
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>>56986500

I got too drunk, spent £150 while out on Friday, lost my keys so had to smash my bedroom window..

I wish I'd fucking done nothing.
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>be unpaid custodian
>see new /brit/ thread
>check catalog
>see old brit on page 6 at 410 posts
>delete the new /brit/ in a fit of foamy-mouthed rage

>90s later
>see new /brit/
>check catalog
>see brit on page 6 at 413 posts
>do nothing

ah yes, very impressive
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>>56986726
Is what a PS vita?
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>>56986726
Nah
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>>56986684
can't wait till you get knocked out of the groups
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>>56986704
i'll be honest i'm not really interested in guessing and i'm even less interested now you're giving shit 'clues'
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drinking a pic rel. It's fucking dank.

>>56986726
top meme
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>>56986538
>orange order
Apparently my granddad has been known to attend the Scottish ones when he was a young lad
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>>56986684

The heavyweight champion of the world is a pikey, and our best football player who is probably going to win us the Euros is a chav.

What a time to be alive.
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>>56986742
might be because the OP picture looked a bit gorey desu
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>>56986645
Mmm, yes, very nice Nige there.

Michelle Tripson is here name (probably not her real name, but the name /b/ gave to her).

Album of all her stuff:
>http://imgur.com/a/yxHvZ
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>>56986762
They're right though
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>>56986752
fuck off just give us the trophy already
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>>56986752

this bitter jock has been posting all day
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>>56986704
Starts with an O, right? :DD
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>>56986749
Back before she became a fat, Xanax-addicted wreck.
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>British women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D1d8ipjblE
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>>56986830
nope
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>>56986810
>>56986821
and we'll be the one doing the knocking out
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>>56986749

Fat and can't dance.
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*posts something racist*

ahh yes, very political
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ah yes of course, let another 5 million muslims in
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>>56986538
BASED BILLY
MY SIDES
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do whites kids in schools in countries like England, Germany, Belgium, France etc actually get bullied/harassed by their muslim classmates??
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>>56986845
these videos are so fucking ANNOYING AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>56986864
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Why are the BBC calling the far-right protesters in Belgium "thugs"?
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>>56986762
infuriating
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>tfw all alone is all we are
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>>56986864
>Remember all those people that came and murdered and raped us? That proves we need more of those
"Nation of immigrants" is the worst argument ever made.
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>>56986893
>implying they let us inside the schools
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>>56986915
Not an argument
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Ain't nuttin' but a peanut.
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Might embrace the downfall of society lads.
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>Get separated from the lads in the wildy
>Get jumped

ffs :L
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BASED cameron saying britain is a christain country with christian values
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>>56986538

I want to say horrible stuff to dickheads on twitter, but I keep seeing people get arrested for it so I don't.

Pretty sorry state of affairs, desu. Shouldn't have to worry about being arrested for typing words.
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>>56986910
they dindu nuffin
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muslims muslims muslims muslims

muslims
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>>56986864
wish cunts like this would fuck off to america

a man actually says """""melting pot"""""
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>>56986845
I'm going to try this
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>>56986893
There was only one Muslim lad in my school when I was there, and he was cultural muzzie rather than a religious one.
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>>56986945
I need to start lifting properly desu. This calisthenics gimmick has gone on too long.
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Waving flags and screaming "fighting back" isn't patriotic. Saying you hate Muslims isn't patriotic, wanting to pay the British children of immigrants "generous grants" to leave isn't patriotic. Invading Mosques isn't patriotic.
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Don't think I've ever seen a single Welsh poster here
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Deactivated my Normiebook today.
Feels surprisingly okay.
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>>56986893
didnt go to school with a single muslim
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>>56987002
Here la
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>>56986945

80KG deadlift? Lmao.
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>>56986945
>tfw too tall and limbs too disproportional to deadlift
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>>56986941
what are we arguing
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>>56987002
there's roughly four-five of them
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>>56987037
Look at her desu, she's a skelly.
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>>56986584
>>56986591
Not those

She's got dark hair
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never met a muslim lads, am 100% certain they're all cunts though
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>>56986845
why isn't the answer 50?
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lads are you supposed to tip when you go to restaurants here?
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>>56987043
ad hominem

not an argument
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>>56986910
rorkes throw a fit when you tell it like it is
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>>56987034
NW?
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>>56986964

Wish he'd say it was an atheist country with common fucking sense values.

Barely anyone identifies as Christian nowadays.

And turning this into a religious culture war is dumb as fuck.
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>>56987043
That they're incorrect
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>>56987068
I know who you mean I don't have the pic though
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>>56986762
Either I posted that a long time ago, or we have that guy as a mutual friend.
Freaky.
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The blood of the heroes is closer to God than the ink of the philosophers and the prayers of the faithful
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>>56987078
yes

t. billionaire
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>>56987106
>Russia ahead of the UK

Shameful
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*posts a question about something related to perception of right wing people wanting my views to be reinforced*
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>>56987034
>>56987054
fucking sheepshaggers hahahahahahaahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
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>m8 asks why I'm so right wing 'recently'
>told him I grew up

Really feel like the silly socialist phase is something everyone goes through in their teens and grows out of it and goes right wing.

I went right wing, SJW phase, then back to right wing.
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>>56987070
nevermind i just got it
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>>56986845
>Swedish women
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>>56987114
South
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>>56987106

that's because the USA spends so much on the defence of europe and japan+south korea
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>>56987115
traditional values are very important anon. it's not all about praising jesus
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>>56987106
Imagine what the US could do with all that money if they didn't spend it on planes and sheeeeeeeeeit!
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Don't think I've ever spoken to a Muslim IRL. Feels good.
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>>56987117
you keep on with that
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>>56987115
How can you say its not a religious country when christianity is still the dominant religion, our head of state is the head of the church of england, there are loads of cofe schools and we still have the lords spiritual
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>>56987203
t. mong who puts the edition in the title
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>>56986910
Because they're just as bad as the terrorists!

The REAL victims here are muslims
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>>56987183
ble?
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>>56987179
>mods
>not cunts
Pick uno
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The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35908512

WEW
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>>56987196
They could spend it on a pointless wall and unfeasible tax cuts
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>>56987203
my boss wears a headscarf but eats bacon when she's pissed
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>>56987196
except that's only like 2% of their GDP
britain spends like 3% of their GDP on the military

america is rich as fuck and can do whatever they want
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>>56987106
why isnt saudi arabia on this list???
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>WOOOO ITS 100 YEARS SINCE WE LOST THAT WAR ME LAD, NOW COME JOIN ME WITH THESE NIGERIAN AND PAKI SINN FEIN SUPPORTERS IN SUPPORTING THE IRA

How's my taig impression?
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>>56987236
The Pakistan attack targeted Christians
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>David Cameron said that Britain is a Christian country in his Easter address.

Muslims BTFO
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>>56987106
Misleading chart desu.

Looks like a histogram, but is only accurate if considered a bar chart.

>>56987255
wrong, they spend ~3.3%, we spend ~1.9%
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>>56987230
Abertawe
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>>56987255
Bollocks
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classic
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>>56987196
imagine if we dropped our military budget and stopped policing international trade routes and shipping lanes? imagine the turmoil that would happen then
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>easter """"""rising""""""
>taliban-style insurgency against a sparse british contingency while the UK was fighting in the first world war

ah yes very impressive
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>>56987303
>Misleading chart
are you fucking thick

a 2 year old child can tell its a bar chart
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>>56987248
Mexico will pay for the wall, silly!
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>>56987255
idiot

britain spends 2% of gdp america spends over 3%
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>>56987306
da iawn
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>>56987231
I'm salty about this though

I didn't do anything wrong but I can't appeal it because it's not a perma
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>>56987255
It's remarkable how rich they are, yet so many people live in such shitty conditions.
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>>56987351
>>56987303
It was literally a rough estimate you thick fucking spastics

3% is still low as fuck and doesn't affect them at all, Saudi Arabia spends 20%
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why the fuck is david cameron saying britain is a christian country a news story AGAIN?

he says it almost every easter and christmas and its a news story every time
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THE BANKERS BONUSES
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>>56987249
>His boss is a paki woman
How cucked can you get?
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America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate
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>>56987338
fuck off and read a book you utter dolt.
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>>56987391
Because we need reminding because of all the muslims
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finally did that poo. was most surprised when a second pretty solid log came out after the first desu
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>>56987418
what subreddit la
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>>56987303
>>56987338
>>56987341
>>56987351
>>56987365
Mongy central in here tonight
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>60+ dead in pakistan attacks
>top Most Read on the BBC is that bouncy castle balloon girl all day
>no Pakistan flag filter on Facebook

hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>56987387
>Suadi Arabia spend 20% and not 13%

inb4 'it was a rough estimate''

fuck off.
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>>56987391

He might believe it. Its probably not too far off to call our selves culturally christian even if we dont go to church anymore
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>>56987426
stop embarrassing yourself
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>>56987437
Official imf figures
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Watching walking with cavemen for some nostalgia value.
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>>56987449
its almost like nobody gives a shit about inbred shit smelling pakiscum
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>>56987418
Moldova sporting the Africa look there
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>transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality
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>22 and receding hairline
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>>56987441
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> America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate
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>.America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate
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Really want to dance with a girl on our own at home tbqh
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>>56987435

Just did a ghostwiper, very proud of myself
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>>56987449
>Woman edits herself into holiday photos

Who the fuck is reading this bollocks

The BBC shouldn't have a most read page imo, reflects badly on them/us
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>>56987526
bit overkill
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Made myself an iced coffee. Not bad for instant desu, but it was all that was on hand.
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>>56987534
>>56987538
wew
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>>56987441
>>56987387
embarassing samefagging
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>>56987496
>>56987418
The devastating effects of Communism on the economy and society on a country
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>>56987521
Superman's is receding too. You're in good company.
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>Egyptians were building better structures in 5000BC than Europeans were in 1000AD

Why was whitey so slow to advance?
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>>56987544

Haha, didn't realise I even wanted to do that.
Now I'm sad.
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JANNY ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK

JANNY ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK JANNY
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Just seen a homo habilis get eaten by a lion.
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>>56987554
Yeah, but how will they compete with BuzzFeed?
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>>56987554
If the beeb didn't pander to the (third-eye-blind) masses in news, tv and radio, people would be a lot less willing to pay the license fee.
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>>56987567
copycat
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For the authentic revolutionary conservative, what really counts is to be faithful not to past forms and institutions, but rather to principles of which such forms and institutions have been particular expressions, adequate for a specific period of time and in a specific geographical area
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>>56987589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuINhmT3V8Y
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lol u tk him 2 da bar¦?
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>>56987574
t. spastic
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>>56987521
>hair was noticeably furtherer back at 16 compared to 14
>have to have my fringe super long to hide my lack of hair
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>>56987637
Unashamedly so x
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>>56987600
Mongoloid

It should be

Janny r u ok
R u ok
R u ok Janny
>>
Wish I was normal haha
>>
>>56987554
They used to have 3 sections:

>Most Read
>Most Watched
>Most Shared

Then with the sit overhaul they merged the shared with the most read. So now all the Twitter-tier shite that 14 year olds and housewives """""share""""" heavily skews the most viewed.
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>For the authentic revolutionary conservative, what really counts is to be faithful not to past forms and institutions, but rather to principles of which such forms and institutions have been particular expressions, adequate for a specific period of time and in a specific geographical area
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>tfw when I get my hair cut the women always remark about how thick it is

lmao, sorry lads.
>>
>>56987649
it takes seconds to edit (you)s on paint but nice try
>>
doing a do
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>>56987652

Everyones hair rises a little bit around puberty.
Also, you're fooling no one with the fringe.
>>
>>56987666
Jesus Christ you could open a can with that chin
>>
how do i obtain a puerto rican gf
>>
Hey Janny!
Leave them runts alone!
>>
>>56987686
>Getting your hair cut by a woman
Gaybod
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>>56987697
betty boo
>>
>tfw no maya jama gf
>>
>>56987697
do it
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>>56987763
me
>>
What do you sound like when you cum? Just had a toss, mines just some slight heavy breathing and some moans, nothing outrageous. I will vocaroo my next wank for u xo
>>
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3020694/french-onion-soup
Wouldn't mind having a crack at making this
>>
Imagine wiping people's arses for a living
>>
You get to be leader of Britain for a day. In that one day you get to put in place three national policies which will be enforced for a minimum of 10 years.

What would be your policies?

Meme answers accepted, but serious answers encouraged
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>>56987589
Because that region had an extremely high population density at the time whilst Europe's population was low
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>>56987762
>not letting qts touch your delicious hair
>>
>>56987775
Same as you desu x
>>
Chris Martin doesn't wear a watch, he prefers clocks
>>
>>56987772
just
>>
>>56987589
im not saying its aliens, but aliens
>>
>>56987783
Australian style points based immigration
Land Value Tax
Carbon Tax
>>
did a poo

it looked just like ireland
>>
>>56987534
seriously ... where do all these 'fatties with fedoras' pics come from? they seem shockingly abundant

is it a tumblr/reddit thing?
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>>56987775
I don't usually make much noise apart from heavy breathing and slight moaning until afterwards when I cry hahaha
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> Austrian officials say sex attacks are now at the highest level they have been for years with an average of 12 new cases being reported every day.

pesky white people !!!!
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>>56987782
>imagine

>>56987822
I get it
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>still haven't got ready (for beddy)

feel like my pineal might be toxified and it's causing this lack of motivation
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Had a big day today desu now I'm tired and going to go to sleep
Here is tasty food
Good night lads. Xoxo
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>>56987782
getting my nursing degree so i can do this
>>
>>56987783
Mandatory end of virginity at age 16

National "masturbate and email the video to me Day"

Fuck poleaboo
>>
>>56987783
A complete shut down of Muslims into the UK
Abolition of corporation tax
Higher income tax for those on £40,000+ pa
>>
Just done a satisfying pump.
>>
>>56987874
I only just ate dinner
>>
>>56987869
All me
>>
Pretending I'm 14 again and listening to Nightwish
https://youtu.be/GdZn7k5rZLQ
Still goes hard
>>
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7203526
http://strawpoll.me/7203526
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>>56987917
every vanilla wow pvp video ever
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>>56987770
Marvellous post
Literally my waifu, not just for being fit, need a gf with her personality
Reminder that stormzy is piping her though
>>
If I buy a male chastity device will one of you hold onto the key for me please?
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>Oxfam appeal for conflict in Sudan

Fuck off, for all we know he's shitting us. Fucking stock video of skinny runts.
>>
>>56987931
quite interesting that south-holland supposedly has more darkies than north holland which really only has amsterdam as foreign shithole
>>
Would enjoy pooing on a girl desu ngl lads.
>>
>>56987953
>Reminder that stormzy is piping her though

Oh for fucks sake this day keeps getting worse
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>Watching a yank documentary about medieval siege engines
>"This throws a 33lb boulder with 135,000 joules of energy. That's like crashing a pickup truck into a house at 60mph"

I can just imagine the script meeting.

"Quick what do our retarded hillbilly viewers understand? I know trucks smashing things"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrEJOtkHxLc

>tfw experienced this at the top of a mountain once
>>
>>56987953
Who is this semen demon?
>>
>>56987962
I would wear it on a chain around my neck x
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>>56987783
Australian points system
Legalise and regulate dude lmao
Make Birmingham the capital
>>
>>56987783
EU out
Islam and Muslims out
25 years old and a minimum tax contribution requirement to vote
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would you?
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>>56987962
Sure mate

*gives to nearest pikey*
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>>56988027
>this would cost £500,000 in London
>>
trump says the UK is no longer safe to travel to
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>>56988013
That's cute. You could get one too and I could wear it and when we finally meet up we could unlock each other and have fun xx
>>
>>56988055
per month
>>
>>56988027
Depressing
>>
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/germany-review
These are actually kind of interesting to read 2bh
>>
>>56988056
Trump is a very scared man
>>
>>56987994
BLACKED
Make sure you have her on snapchat -mayajama
Her quirky happy personality is heart warming
>>
>>56987783
close down English Heritage
build HS2, 3, 4 and 5
Abolish the green belts
>>
>>56988027
Probably costs £1300/month

These student accommodation buildings were/are the best property investment possible. They make stupid money off stupid foreign students.
>>
>>56988027
How much la'?
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>>56988068
not including water and electric
>>
i want people on the internet to think im cool
>>
>>56988008
Experienced this at the top of a mountain today with a bit of hail thrown in for fun
>>
>>56988106
>maaarnz

qt
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>>56988109
I'm going to fucking batter you
>>
>>56988150
I think you're cool x
>>
Gonna feed my houseplants absolutely heroic amounts of 4F-MPH tomorrow. Get them started as early as 09:00 then redose (my plants) through the day as necessary.

So if you see any very long, detailed posts tomorrow it's... my plants.
>>
>tfw live in London and never been mugged

What should I do on the day it will inevitably happen
>>
>>56988027
>>56988055
>>56988076
how are house prices in london even an issue?

being in that location is supposed to be enticing to high flying aspirational people with significant income potential.

if you can't afford it, get out of london.
The rest of the country lags behind precisely because all these paupers feel entitled stay in the capital.
>>
>>56987783
Arrest poleabo
Increase the meme budget by 90%
Tax the bankers more to pay for it
>>
watching generation kill lads

it's decent 2bh
>>
>>56987846
An anti migration lefty. A rare breed.

>>56987881
haha memes

>>56987899
Why would you want corporations to get tax breaks while workers get an increase in tax? Are you rupert murdoch or something?
>>
>>56988109
>build HS2, 3, 4 and 5

were do HS3, 4 and 5 go to
>>
>>56988176
Become a vigilante
>>
>>56987783
>give me all the money
>unlimited gfs for me
>make donald drumpf again
>>
Ulster is a little gayboy
Stop searching your name on the archives you sad twat
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>>56988109
ur gabber wud get rekt m8
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Watched Lucy today
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>>56987783
Ban all further Muslim immigration, close down all mosques, Islamic schools and Islamic groups and offer resettlement grants to all Muslims who choose to move abroad and give up their British citizenship.
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>>56988027
it's better than my current living arrangement
>>
>>56988218
>>56988161
what are you so mad about?

>>56988195
not really fussed
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>>56988006

lots of things get reduced to the height of [x] london buses or the weight of [x] baby elephants
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>>56988105
he might have a point though
>>
>>56988195
>were do HS3, 4 and 5 go to
new york to grimsby arcade
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>>56988212
ulster is here with me now and he says not to bully him
>>
Ulster is a top lad and I can't wait for his ban to be over.
>>
>>56988109
retard. I told you before why green belts aren't the issue to housing problem.
I won't tell you again.
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>>56988195
Where's HS1??? No bully
>>56988230
>breviks currently leading a better lifestyle than I am
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>>56988195
HS3 is apparently Manchester to Sheffield being upgraded with the worlds longest tunnel drilled through the Pennines
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>>56988264
What's he doing to you?
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>>56988129
£600pm including internet
It's pretty expensive but modern as fuck
>>
In 1999 four would-be terrorists loaded two bombs into two cars. The bombs were set to go off at 6.30pm.

Their intention was to load the bombs onto the luggage racks of two intercity buses before hopping off and driving away.

They armed the bombs in Palestine. Their targets were in Israel.

Israel had turned the clocks back a day before but the bombers hadn't noticed the difference. The bombs blew up at 5.30pm local time while still in their cars, killing the bombers.
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>tfw even though he's not here people still talk about ulster

FUCK OFF
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>>56988261
If the UK isn't safe then neither is the US. You had two muslims go on a killing spree last year.
>>
>>56987783
>End Help to Buy
>Reverse Capital Gains cuts & Corporate tax rate cuts
>Streamline planning permission process
>Borrow heavily and invest in high-speed rail & nuclear (via a state-owned nuclear power body)
>reverse decisions to sell profit making state owned bodies i.e. eurostar & companies house
>eradicate in work benefits
>fix corporate tax loopholes
>increase military spending to 2.5% GDP
>>
>>56988251
I live in the country and I like castles.
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>>56988285
HS1 is London to the Channel Tunnel
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>>56988006
>watching any british documentary
>"we were a great country once. a world power. now here's why we aren't anymore"
>*cue montage of pakis being pakis*
>>
>>56987783
immediate invasion of the ROI
remove/make illegal financing specifically jewish and muslim faith schools
build a subway for hull
>>
#FreeUlster
>>
Not a reddit flag cunt so I don't even know which fellow reddit flag dickhead you're on about

kindly piss off
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Just on my way to the shops now lads let me know if yous need any-- WOAHHHHH
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>>56988273
It's permanent
And I'm proud to say it was me reporting nearly every single one of his posts
Night night you PADDY animal
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>>56988219
Why?
>>
>>56988289
>>56988339
So what's HS2?
>>
>>56988314
he is here in spirit
>>
I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose
And I'll sing the blues if I want

I'm free to say whatever I
Whatever I like
If it's wrong or right it's alright

Gallaghers for PMs
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>>56988377
good post imho
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Reminder Assad did nothing wrong
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>>56988067
I couldn't do that to myself :x would kill myself a few days in having no sexual activity
>>
>>56987783
fuck the muzzies
instate an american-style first amendment
instate an american-style second amendment, anyone can own a semi auto rifle or handgun as long as the pass a simple background check
>>
>>56988377
thank goodness his car turned really small so it didn't hurt anyone. where can i get one of those?
>>
>>56988406
Birmingham to London you fucking melt
It's being built right now

Birmingham confirmed for relevant
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>>56988406
high school (FOY)
>>
>>56988345

Embarrassing banter, seriously lad, wow
>>
>>56988387
He'll be back at some point.

If you're reading this Ulster, get yourself some mobile data and tether your phone to your computer, we miss you.
>>
>>56988423
He was mean to muh kurds
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>>56988179
>If you arent rich you shouldnt be able to live in the capital and only major city of your own country
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all me
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>>56988452
>implying they've even started building

Sort of outrageous how slow & expensive major infrastructure projects are in the UK.
>>
>>56988406
London to Manchester, Sheffield and Leeds Via Birmingham
London to Birmingham is Phase One, and Birmingham to Sheffield, Manchester and Leeds is Phase 2
Phase 1 is currently being built
>>
>>56988395
Was in the mood to watch a film
>>
>>56988179
>if you can't afford it, get out of london.
So what about the unskilled labour the city needs to tick over?
>>
>>56988504
because of green belt melts
>>
ulster?

reddit flags?

ummm......okay sweetie :) x
>>
>>56988323
>>Streamline planning permission process
sounds good until you learn that every cunt and dog cries undemocratic when they don't have their NIMBY opinions heard before an appeal court
>>
>>56988323
>three
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>>56988496
ooh arr
>>
>>56988435
You must be pretty high test ;o xx
>>
>>56988510
manchester-leeds is hs3 xx
>>
might make this tomorrow lads x

https://realfood.tesco.com/recipes/chicken-and-chorizo-risotto-229.html
>>
>>56988526
>Housing becomes too expensive
>unskilled labour becomes short in supply
>wages for unskilled labour go up
>unskilled labour can afford to live in London

It's quite simple really. Obviously it causes issues/heartache for those displaced in the short-term.
>>
>>56988526
commute

>>56988485
right.
the bustle of london is for talented and creative people to mingle and share ideas. if you aren't there to do that then you shouldn't be there
>>
cob
>>
>>56988575
looks like maggots with mouldy rabbit shit
>>
>>56988469
Don't be silly that poverty cunt can't afford that
He's probably not even banned but his Internets been cut off for not paying the bill
>>
>>56988566
HS2 Phase 2 is Birmingham to Manchester and Birmingham to Sheffield and Leeds
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>>56988465
i can sense the butthurt behind this post
>>
>>56988575
Good shit and easy to make

>tfw no-one to cook for
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>>56988593
>the bustle of london is for rich foreign cunts and trust fund babbys
>>
>>56988630
just absolutely horrible famalam
>>
business idea: invert my penis and let hkvs fuck the hole
>>
>>56988634
You can cook for me
>>
>>56988623
tooshay
>>
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>>56988630
why do yanks not celebrate easter?
>>
>>56988618
He's been Skyping with Dormers and making vocaroos hasn't he? Stop being a bitter bastard, yeah?
>>
>>56988575
Cooking is so fucking confusing

>Step 1: make up the vegetable stock
literally what?
>>
>>56988623
Praise Allah for the travel hub of Birmingham. Truly a marvellous city
>>
>>56988679
Can you pretend to be Australian? x
>>
drinking an iced coffee and listening to jpop
>>
got a big choccy bar
might enjoy it with an iced coffee
>>
new
>>56988381
>>56988381
>>56988381
>>
>>56988651
just move to a place you can actually afford.


not every paki deserves to stay in london just because it's the first or only place in the uk they heard of
>>
>>56988666
more like Norgay

now who's next? i'm on a roll here
>>
>>56988713
How's yours? Mine got better as it went on desu, really put me in the mood for summer for whatever reason.
>>
Doing an anime
>>
>>56988703
Probably went down to the library
>>
>>56988703
We've made a /brit/ for him
>>
>>56988553
A little hedonistic is all :x xo
>>
business idea: grimsby arcade airport
>>
>>56988470
but they have autonomy under assad?
>>
>>56988751
do me
>>
>>56988550
oh right

Also

>Consolidate railways under an independent, publically floated company in which the state owns a majority stake
>Reverse this ludicrous academy decision
>cap child-benefits at two kids
>eradicate tax benefits for married couples
>scrap funding for stupid uni courses
>increase funding for proper apprentice roles (i.e. trades, not retail shite)
>Scrap Hunt's stupid contract
>Bring back publicly funded Grammar Schools
>Stop funding for faith schools of all denominations
>>
>>56988323
>>eradicate in work benefits

why? that just causes welfare cliffs
>>
>>56988593
>commute
If you're encouraging the lower wage work force to leave the city, then you're encouraging them to find employment elsewhere.

They aren't going to waste their wage commuting when they're already earning peanuts.
>>
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>>56988742
>eire

"no"
>>
>>56988553
>>56988770
hurry up and get together ffs x
>>
>>>/fa/11104988
how is this ebin thread still up
>>
>>56988755
yeah found the same thing

sort of lied, not quite drinking it atm, letting it cool a bit more
>>
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>>56988707
are you serious?
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>>Bring back publicly funded Grammar Schools
>>
>>56988807
>then you're encouraging them to find employment elsewhere.
yes. I more or less said as much... like multiple times . you dense?
>>
>>56988826
tempted to do another now
>>
>go to /r/europe
>everyone complaining about refugees

WTF
>>
>>56988712
Of course. There's not much of a difference.
>>
>>56988799
It would force firm's to pay higher wages, instead of letting the state fill in the gap.
>>
>>56988748
>dont deserve to live in the only major city in the whole country
>>
>>56988866
he's got us hooked the bastard
>>
>>56988770
What kind of hedonistic things do you do? :) xx
>>
>>56988870
r/european is the good subreddit
>>
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dong an anime
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>>56988875
nice x

>>56988895
*scratches neck* I can feel it, the hunger...
>>
>>56988879
No it wouldn't, there's literally no evidence that would happen
scrapping in-work benefits is incredibly stupid, people on benefits would desperately avoid working
>>
>>56988870
/r/europe and /r/european are some of the rare right wing subreddits
>>
downloading lord of the rings off of based yify
>>
>>56988860
You're clearly thick as fuck and have little understanding.

Typical teenage NEET twat whose never left mummy and daddy's home.
>>
>>56988870
i can see why yanks would visit reddit, but there are no excuses for you
>>
>>56988981

new
>>
just sneezed not once, not twice but three times
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http://strawpoll.me/7203753
http://strawpoll.me/7203753
>>
>work as a cleaner
>can't afford to live in london
>"tough shit move elsewhere"
>all cleaners leave london because they cannot fall to live there
>london literally turn into a third world shit hole with mega rich bankers and russian oligarchs shitting in regent street
>the rest in england laffs
>>
>>56988894
major cities are for major individuals
>>
>>56988979
jokes on you because this is actually the opinion boris johnson
>>
>>56989218
faggot
>>
Just realised harry potter stole the dragon firework from LotR lads
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