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/brit/ - The Lizard Lizzy Edition


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lads
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Asians
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ur mum m8
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>>56982657
Good thread
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>>56982727
What are his medals for?
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crayon pop
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>>56982727
seen this posted a million times and never knew what he's about to say.

fucking finish your sentences
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It's pretty much an open fact that lizzy is a reptilian shape-shifter at this point. Pretty bizarre that nobody is willing to admit it.
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>>56982727
lads
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bout to head out to this lads
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did a mosaic
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Caryon pop
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>>56982758
shagging ur mum
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I love when somebody says something subtly Yankish and you think about replying with 'FOY' and then see that somebody already has.
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>>56982802
is this a kin iro mosaic???
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karen
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>you said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in the park
>I called you a liar
>but how right you were
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>>56982758
The ones on the left are all knighthoods and membership of orders. The sash is Knight of the Garter, and I think the stars are Garter and Bath.

Also they're not all medals
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anyone got any funny videos

bored as fuck
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>>56982838
horrible slut
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>>56982822
Well deserved then.
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why are japs such britaboos???
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might buy a mug
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>>56982857
delet
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if you're reading this, likeawizard. you're a coward

stop avoiding me and my invitations to play.
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>>56982847
I was talking specifically about the medals, Ahmed.
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Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
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>>56982786
lads
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>tfw nobody to walk along the river with under the moonlight, hand in hand
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>>56982893
haha le based strong russian bear!
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>>56982914
>tfw historic figures look boring as fuck in colour
>immense historic scenes look like average 2016 days in colour
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Why is Princess Eugenie quite nice, yet her sister is a fucking mong?
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>tfw nobody to walk around aimlessly with in the rain
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>>56982893
based af, get me one lad.
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>tfw no Queen Daughterfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJI9LPFQth4
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>>56982972
i'd do that with you

we don't even have to talk
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>>56982919
I may be right I maybe wrong
But I'm perfectly willing to swear
That when you turned and smiled at me
A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square
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>>56982972
Need this.
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>>56982893
bet they're not dishwasher proof
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Seinfeld is the only thing left in my life that brings a smile to my face
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PAKIS IN
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>>56982893
Imagine the bants I'd get in the office if I had one of those
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>>56982965
would both of them desu, even if they weren't royals.
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>>56982985
Liz has always been qt as fuck
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FUCK OFF CALVIN HARRIS GET YOUR DISGUSTING SCOTTISH HANDS OFF TAYTAY
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Oh yeah? Really? REALLY?

Fuck off before I bang you out. Muppet.
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>>56983033
It's a shame desu

The secular, militaristic, upper class Pakistanis are based af.

The majority are medieval religious mongs though.
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>>56983071
are you talking to me?
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>>56983063

ALL WOMEN BELONG TO SKIRT WEARERS.
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>>56982943
how can trannys even compete
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>>56982943
HNNNNNG
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>>56983033
Tried to cover my facebook profile pic with the pakistan flag after the suicide bombing happened.

Facebook told me I was racist and MI5 thought I was a terrorist.
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>tfw no qt to dance around with like a bunch of shirtlifting poofs to some cheesy 80s choons while cleaning up the house in the morning
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Drinking this desu
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>>56983108
Who the fuck else would I be talking to, you fucking prat
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These strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are going on.
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>>56982943
>posting koreaboo Diabeetus Rex

Bad lad
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>>56983093

>Secular, militaristic
>Upper class Pakistanis

WEW LAD

>>56983141

You racist terrorist, Rorke.
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>>56983189
very rude

i don't appreciate your tone
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>>56983191

GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE.
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>>56983063
that man's success will puzzle scientists and philosophers for generations to come
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SCOTS OUT SCOTS OUT RREEEEEEEE
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/12204863/Brussels-terror-attacks-nuclear-isil-suspects-victims-latest.html

>Nuclear breach fears as three more charged over terror offences

>A security guard who worked at a Belgian nuclear medical research facility was murdered two days after the Brussels bombings, it emerged on Saturday, deepening fears that Islamist terror cells are plotting attacks against nuclear installations.
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>>56982657
the only thing i like about britain is the queen, am i evil ?
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>>56983280
what's got your goat chap
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>>56983302
Scots it seems
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Taytay is an ugly flat arsed slag.
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>>56983295
She's a kraut desu.
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>>56983295
why you hatin on Kate?
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T O T A L
M O N A R C H Y
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>>56983326
MOOOODS
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>>56983326
>you will never have a bath with kate
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>>56983302
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>>56983316
She's a good looking girl desu.

>fat arsed

The only valid criticism is that she looks a bit boney/gaunt (i.e. the opposite of fat).
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>>56983362
>no nudity
>public photoshoot

what is your objection?
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/pol/ does it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
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Yeah, time to kill myself I think. Pleasure knowing you lads!
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http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/03/this-is-peter-hitchens-mail-on-sunday-column-here-we-go-again-politicians-and-media-hand-in-hand-doing-the-work-of-the-ter.html

>If you want to know where to find them, just follow the smell of marijuana, the supposedly harmless drug which rots the reasoning powers of its users and which, when combined with radical Islam, explodes into red ruin.


Peter Hitchens is a deranged moron
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>>56983379

me in the chinos
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>>56983399
See you tomorrow
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>>56983394
that baby is nude. if it was a boy you'd see the peepee. this is sex discrimination
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeXQJONCNFc

well at least he doesn't just play a pre-recorded set
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>>56983391
Re-read what you replied to, you mongoloid.
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>>56983417
Based and red-pilled more like.
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>>56983445
It is a boy you idiot
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Worried that I'm developing a xanax addiction.

Might take some more xanax to make the worries go away.
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>>56983324
i tought shes slav
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out of the bath and made another iced coffee
living the good life
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>>56983487
nah p sure that's the daughter they had
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>>56983487
They look so fucked up.

Literal inbreeds.
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>>56983487
>you will never have a threesome with wills and kate
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>>56982657
fuck u
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Is it a bank holiday tomorrow? Will there be any buses running?
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>>56983527
nah, it's Georgie Boy
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>>56983487
wtf did they use a stand in for this?
is his nose and mouth normally so beak like
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>>56983293
Fuck, that's dodgy.
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>>56983511
she's related to Mohamed too
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>>56983454
lmao, soz la.
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>>56983546
They're lookalikes you melt.
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>>56983563
The only thing running tomorrow will be your mums gash
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>>56983487
Will looks like someone's face has been photoshopped onto someone else's head and done badly.
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fucking dropped one of my beers on the way home from tesco reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If you're paki and you know it leave the thread.

If you're paki and you know it leave the thread.

If you're paki and you know it and you really wanna show it.

If you're paki and you know it leave the thread.
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>>56983293
business idea: stop this
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>>56983614
Why? What does that have to do with buses?
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>>56983293
If they just arrested every ugly male paki, terrorism would go down by 90%
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>>56983614
at least its no yer arse


t. somedae wae beershits
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>>56983395
>man complains about mean tweets
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>>56983630
Unintentionally depressing post
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>>56983620
You think an heir to the throne did a topless photoshoot in the bath with his wife and son? You're lookalikes, which makes posters like >>56983546 especially hilarious.
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Post Kevs lads
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>>56983293
racist bigotry
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>>56983587
Yeah muhammad was a jew.

He invented islam to controll stupid brownpeople.
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In its current role, I do not approve of the monarchy. We're paying tax and singing an anthem about a tourist attraction.
If the monarchy got its power back, I would be all for the monarchy. A personal embodiment of the nation, and with its power tied to the fate of the British people, the monarchy would have the countries best interests at heart. Unlike career politicians selling the country out for money and power.
Maybe it's too late to give them their power back now, but if they never got rid of their power, I'm sure the country wouldn't be as bad as it is now.
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Going on a Britain First march tomorrow lads
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>>56983417

>Terrorism is all drugs lmao

What was the point of that article? Not even a druggie but ive no fucking clue how he linked terrorism to weed of all things. mental bastard
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>>56983690
Unintentionally?
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>>56983721
Where is it?
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>>56983417
He reminds me of stuart lee in so many ways

arrogant, dogmatic and pseudo intellectual yet his fanatic fans absolute lap up no matter what shite comes out of his mouth
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>>56983744
greggs
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>>56983713
>with its power tied to the fate of the British people, the monarchy would have the countries best interests at heart. Unlike career politicians selling the country out for money and power.

You literally just described the House of Lords
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Wish real life was anime
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Funposting hour in /norgetråden/
Feel free to join

>>56965742
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Anyone else let out big moans when they come
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>>56983744
Ur mums puddy
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/brit/ has shit gimmicks
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gonna go play some stalker: soc
seeya later xoxo
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>>56983713
Fantastic post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ihWLbPtPE

me in the armour
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>>56983810
His parents were both knockouts, what the hell happened?
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>>56983802
get out of here, stalker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJR91JymH9Q
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>>56983197
put you just posted her
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>>56983793
Your mum has shit tits but I still fucked her - so stop complaining.
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>>56983417
>peter hitchens claims to be in support of personal freedoms and liberty yet wants you to go to prison if you smoke marijuana
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lefties who mock kippers, britain first and bnp are part of the problem they claim to despise.

It's a piece of crypto-fascist bourgeois crap!
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>>56983802
I SAID COME IN DON'T JUST STAND THERE
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>>56983780
No, can you vocaroo your next one please? x
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Need a lad to go silly for my willy x
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>>56983873
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>>56983861
yes, because it's against the law.
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>>56983854
I'm a bad lad too
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>>56983706
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Disgusting racists!
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>>56983888
>>56983890
nice x
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>>56983754
Lee is satire though.
Hitchens isn't
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>>56983919
yeah we should stop bombing refugee camps desu
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>>56983919
Dortmund is the nazi capital of Germany
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>>56983835

Inbreeding catches up with you eventually
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>>56983890
I can do that x
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gods not dead he's surely alive he's (explosions) LIVING ON THE INSIDE ROARING LIKE A LION
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business idea:refugee camps across North Africa to hold the migrants
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>>56983417

>addiction doesn't exist
>god and morals do

ah yes very impressive
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>>56983910
Snooping into peoples lives and the erosion of personal privacy will also be the law too and yet hes against that?

He blindly follows the law on marijuana set out by successive governrments he claims to hate just because he agrees with it

smells like hypocrisy
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>the london riots were 5 years ago
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RAAAWWWR WHAT YA DOIN' MR VOLCANO???
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>>56983911
Wew
Who's in the blue?
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>>56984002
J U S T
U
S
T
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put all the immigrants on Sealand imo
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4seven have played the same 8 out of 10 cats does countdown episode 3 days in a row now

REEEEEEEEEEEEW
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business idea: give refugees fake vaccinations that contain poison
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>>56984002
why did't he get plugs??
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reminder
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Daily reminder that there is no such thing as British culture beyond memes such as tea and being inbred.
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>>56984002
>his wife's parents sent Kate to his uni specifically to seduce him and get them into the aristocracy

Nigga earned that baldness
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>>56984014
smells more like your a drugged up hippy
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>>56984055

>watching scripted panel shows full of leftist "comedians"

pineal gland status: multiple organ failure
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>>56984105
weasel words
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>>56984002
Prince Harry is still a major qt though. Weird.
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>>56984021
>tfw could never have threads like those on /sp/ nowadays
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>>56984083

>png

fuck off
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>>56984083
bizarro comparison desu
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>>56982882
Wouldn't you be? I mean, who doesn't love the greatest nation in the 8th dimension?
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>>56984134
>leftist comedians
Name a single right wing comedian
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>>56984085
That's because stuff like cricket is world wide, because britain ruled the waves. Other culture look more unique because there culture hasn't been exported across most of the planet.
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>>56984164
It's almost as if he has a different father haha.
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>>56984199

PJW
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>>56984098
really? lost all respect for him 2bh

>>56984199
roy chubby brown
Jim Davidson
frankie boyle
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>>56982831
K-On, I believe
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Which is more tragic: a man whose passion is football or cars?
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how long does water take to freeze
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Do you reckon Our Liz will make it to her Platinum Jubilee?
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>>56984199
Roy Chubby Brown
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>>56984247
>frankie boyle

He's a lefty cuck, always raging about the tories
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>>56984259
Equally tragic imo.

Both have third eyes beyond repair.
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>>56984199

bernard manning
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>>56984259
videogames
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>>56984267
depends
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>>56984247

>frankie boyle
>right wing

o i am laffin
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>>56984247
>really? lost all respect for him 2bh

They went to incredible lengths to win him. Bribed other girls to back off, groomed her to appeal to him, they're like the McCanns with a good end
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>>56984247
Frankie Boyle is possibly one of the most leftist comics around, he's just non-politically correct.
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>>56984313
oh
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>>56983907
https://youtu.be/xgrBKw1wmPk?t=686
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>>56984268

Even if she's alive she'd abdicate before that
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>>56984267
Depends on the volume ofc (and the temperature ofc, but I assume youre talking about a standard consumr freezer).
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haha dae not like le football?! the people liking a thing i dont?1?1 bizarre

*unpauses my animu*
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>>56983418
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/12204863/Brussels-terror-attacks-nuclear-isil-suspects-victims-latest.html
you look like a hard lad I wouldn't want to mess with you haha
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>>56984289
>>56984316
>>56984329
is he not? I assumed he was since he insults disable people and gets accused of being racist all the time

>>56984325
disgusting
can't believe he married someone so vapid
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>>56984247
>roy chubby brown
>Jim Davidson

so basically the absolute worst ones
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*glasses you over the head*

serves you right fucking cunt
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Being a royal seems comfy af

>Get into the best educational establishment even if you're as thick as mince
>Never worry about money or some place to live
>Never really have to do a proper laborious job
>Get to travel all over the world meeting people
>Get you're own security detail wherever you go
>Get worshipped by loads of plebs
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>He thinks we'll leave the EU
cute
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in bed, watching old episodes of simpsons, eating an easter egg, drinking a cup of tea

pretty comfy tbqhwy
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>most of your life revolves around the desire for your willy to feel nice

bit weird
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>>56984351
ice cubes

a little bigger then a dice
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>>56984164
He has weirdo beady eyes though, pham.

And a fucking ginger.
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>>56984391
>some pasty skelly runt thinking he could glass me

fucking lmaoing right now kiddo.
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>>56984381
not leftists fault if right-wing comedians are shit
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>>56983972
Record something on vocaroo for me x anything xo
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>>56984409
Sounds perfect, did the exact same thing this morn.
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>>56984403
>be forced into social situations when you have severe social anxiety

dont sound comfy to me m8
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>>56984485
>what are benzos
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>>56984442
Christ knows lmao, I buy ice by the kilo from saino's.
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200kg deadlift feels a long way off
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POST CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
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Being in love is amazing

Would recommend every one here to try it once
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>>56984455
Gingers can be cute 2bh.
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>>56984472
never said it was
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>>56984268
she'd be 90 something if she makes it
her mum died at 100 so I reckon she has a chance but like >>56984349 said she might abdicate before then
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>>56984406
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Anyone that isn't a lefty should be fucking murdered
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Wew lad
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>>56984531
Women gingers, not men.
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>>56984474
What if you hate my voice xxx
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>>56984527
pls don't post things like this.
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>>56984541

typical violent leftist comment
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Why haven't you become a Muslim yet /brit/?
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>>56983417
>talks about the terrorists smoking weed and drinking alcohol
>hey look guys, WEED is what did it !!!!!!!!!!!
>*doesnt mention alcohol*

what a snivelling little arrogant worm
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>>56984516
oh
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not quite sure how I did this
its been rendering for half an hour
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Fucking hell, lads. ISIS still exist. We need to show more solidarity!!
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>>56984541
what about radical centrists
>>
ain't no stopping us now

we're on the move
>>
Put a dent in my head

Ow
>>
>>56984523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
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how long does it take for your beard to stop being patchy?
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>>56984572
Nah ginger boys can be v. cute too.
>>
>>56984589
>unrionic communist joking about gulags

Fucking ignorant bint needs to read some solzhenistyn.
>>
>>56984609
we just need to stop smoking weed
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>>56984523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

the fug, my comment stripped
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>>56984616
Yeah like the lib dems!

stay in the EU!

disband the house of lords!

take in loads of refugees!

or on other hand you could fuck off, tim farron
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>>56984588
Why?
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>>56984644
this desu
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>>56984643
Had a full beard by the time I was 18.
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>>56984650
Why? She is right, servants of the bourgeois such as Thatcher belong in the gulag.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXTPMw3jRBk

Massive choon

@Denmark, @Austria
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wew
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>>56984643
It will always be patchy I think.
>tfw cursed with David de Gea patchy beard genetics
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>>56984617
>tfw you'll never go mental with the lads whilst watching your favourite kpop group
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>>56984650
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Rachel Riley would have it
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>>56984644
No, you're an ugly cunt
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2bh, if you wouldnt shag a young Liz, you're a confirmed poof
>>
>>56984247

>frankie "communist" Boyle
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hmmm
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/714168021980463104
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>>56984675
I haven't shaved for a week and a half and it's still patchy
I'll see what it's like this time next week
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>>56984707
>tfw
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>flights for only £600

nice
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>>56984725
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Communist.
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Fuck off Beckham, you sleazy cunt.
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>>56984726
fucking kek. The cognitive dissonance is so real.
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>>56983919
hmmm, yes, quite
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>>56984767
They're evil
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>>56984719
Not even a ginge, I just think they're unfairly maligned.
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>>56984745
Like Keanu Reeves patchy?

Is it thin all over, or is there growth in certain places but not others?
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>>56984726
Used to know some commie lass... wonder if shes one of these twitter mong 2bh
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>>56984409
in bed playing sailor moon whilst mumsie cooks me dinner ^^
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrism

interesting read
>>
>>
need a plan for tomorrow lads
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Feel dizzy desu. Feels like pressure behind my eyes
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>>56984806
In what way?

Reminder, killing bourgeoisie and reactionaries is not bad.
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>>56984763

to magaluf? fucking bargain
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if an immigrant stole your job it was a shit job anyway and you're better off for it 2bh
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>>56984830
>yank politics

Tiresome, be a good sport and fuck off.
>>
>>56984584
As long as you dont sound like an old hag who has been smoking 2 packs a day for the last half century you should be fine xo ill record something for you too if youd like xx
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>>56984726
Is there anything more infuriating than this cunt and sara whining about their "severe depression"?

I'll believe them when they kill themselves, which hopefully will be soon.
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>>56984595

Dont wanna end up like Poleaboo desu
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>>56984806
theres nothing wrong with BEING anything

its the part DOING part thats wrong
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>>56984871

they stole my neurosurgeon job
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>>56984830
it is quite ironic how the people wanting change are voting republican this time around.
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>>56984699
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Sophie from Peep Show's getting caught up in some serious shit.

She should have just married Mark and moved into Nana's cottage and had a nice quiet life.
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>>56984918
boohoo
>>
who wants their teeth smashed in
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>>56984951
Me
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>tfw family member started praising Enoch Powell at lunch today

kek
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>>56984951
>implying brits have teeth
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>Anime avatar posts
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>>56984879
OK, bit nervous though, let me think about it :3
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>>56984871
i've always wanted to own a cornershop/pick up rubbish off the streets/work in a fast food chain and they've taken that away from me
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>>56984699
VERY good lad
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>>56984989
Tbf I would love to own a corner shop.
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>>56984958
*doesn't smash your teeth in*

always live the life you have x
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>>56984980
xo
>>
jesus ... Gavins lost it lads
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>>56985031
tys la
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>had wank
>close literally 30 tabs
dam son
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>>56984871
As shown by the bank of england immigrants are pushing down low skilled wages and the country as a whole is worse off with more poor people
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>>56984977
there's no one even posting anime you fucking mong
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pretty depressed lads

on thursday at work i overheard a girl (who i considered a friend) tell someone else i was "ugly and creepy"
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Need an Australian boyfriend QUITE badly at this point.
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>>56985063

>Born in Germany
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>>56985063
Good job ISIS

Kill more of these cunts and less of everybody else
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>>56985130
>the country as a whole is worse off with more poor people

it didn't show this
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>"Veganism is healthy bro!"
>All vegans are DYEL twink manlets

Ah yes very impressive
>>
Watching the original BBC house of cards on netflix if I'm being honest with you lads
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>>56985148
Please kill yourself
>>
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/brussels-attacks-croydon-man-arrested-for-tweeting-about-confronting-a-muslim-woman-over-terror-a6949406.html
explain this /brit/
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>>56985148
same desu desu desu

booking a flight now
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>>56985140
Hmmm, that's pretty shit of her la.

Just don't pay attention to her at all.

Got to ask yourself if you were/are creepy though.
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>>56985155
she's clearly mixed race you thick spastic
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>>56985130
>one study
>very tenuous connection

nice
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>>56984830
>these two
>grouping Hillary with Bernie as though she actually fights
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still in bed lads
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>>56985079
33*

forgot about an extra window
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doing a lie downn
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>>56984811
thin in others and growing in others
one side of my chin is super thick and goes down quite a bit, but the other side there isn't much and there is a line down the middle with no hair
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>>56985186
Pakis
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>>56985186
>ever browsing the independent
explain this
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>>56985183
Lol, alright
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fuck you could literally play GTA on this
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>>56985140
>tfw went to the gym with a girl once and she told my friend I was creepy
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>>56985164
Never said it did but the country as a whole is worse of with more poor people

>>56985214
better than your no study with no connection as it doesnt exist
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>>56985196
i'd say i'm ugly, i'm not fat or anything just got a bad face

and i'm not creepy, just don't go around gossiping like everyone else so i'm considered weird
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>>56985079
Stopped fooling myself at this point and just head towards the most degenerate shit straight out of the loop. Wanking down to under 10 minutes
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>>56984726
there's a term for girls like this: gauche caviar.
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>>56985264
a mealy mouthed reply
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>>56985186
he was released without charge you paki fuck
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>>56985274
my town is a town of like 40,000 people in the middle of no where and it's in 3D which is quite weird
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>>56985281
i'd post some studies but i literally can't be bothered with some poorthern machine operator tonight

sorry kid, nothing personell
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>>56985314
champagne socialist
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>I should be able to racially abuse whoever I want
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>>56985295
kick her in the fanny
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>>56985063

a lefty who actually doesn't support or apologize for muslim scum ...

I'm confused
>>
>lots of low skilled labourers enter the country/economy
>ah yes, aggregate GDP has increased, how impressive!
>p.s. don't pay attention productivity levels or GVA/GDP per capita! ;^)
>p.p.s only consider economic metrics, if you mention cultural impact you are a racist. ;^)
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>>56985320
Dont jail me Cam famalam
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>>56985265
No, seriously, what's stopping you?
>>
>>56985305
finished on some asuka interracial desu so I know how you feel
>>
know i've got a nice poo in the chamber but might bake it for a little longer
>>
>>56985148
>>56985189
Reserving a spot for both of you in my bed xo
>>
>>56985349
>some poorthern machine operator
are you kidding me?
>>
>>56985383
who cares about cultural impact when I just stay in my house and play videogames
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>>56985346
what's it called lad
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>>56985420
xoxoxoxox
>>
>>56985349
yeah some studies extracted from your hairy poo encrusted arsehole
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i shat myself

wat do
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>>56985369
>I hate the social elite in parliament
>except when they tell me what to say
>>
>>56985405
Very disappointed in you desu.
>>
>>56985430
alscarth
>>
>>56985394
even fucking /pol/ knows that they wouldn't be able to go up to a Muslim and ask about the latest Religion of Peace attack
I don't know what this guy was expecting
>>
Vision has returned to normal, thanks for staying by my bedside while I recuperated.
>>
>>56985441
Kill yourself
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>>56985456
clean yourself up
>>
>>56985456
Step 1: Post about it on /brit/
Step 2: Dispose of the soiled underwear and have a shower

You're half way there lad.
>>
>>56985349
Lad, some "machine operators" make upwards of £15 quid an hour

Unions are a total meme
>>
>>56985472
don't care
>>
>>56985505
I tried but I'm incompetent.
>>
hypothetically if you wanted to OD what alcohol would work best?

asking for a hypothetical friend
>>
>Go into Greggs for some hotcross buns
>Cashier says "that'll be £1"
>Give him a penny
>He says he needs a pound
>Sing the entire hotcross buns rhyme paying close attention to the "one a penny" section
>Walk out with my buns while he's still looking confused

Sure showed him.
>>
What's that site where you webcam random people? Shall I do it lmao?
>>
>>56985471
honestly don't even feel any shame

It's not my fault my brain likes it
>>
>>56985528
>upwards of £15 quid an hour

Is that meant to sound impressive?
>>
>>56985544
Try again
>>
>>56985430
doxxable
I know there's one guy that lives in a village near here and there's probably a few posters in the large town about 10 minutes away
>>
>>56985550
probably alcohol would do best
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>>56985505
this is very rude to say. one in a million people will actually do it, and we'll all get blamed for it, and then the liberals will force more censorship laws onto us.
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>tfw those people who are scared of Europeans nicking their jobs will be replaced by machinery
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>>56985558
definitely happened
>>
>>56985566
Asuka is not fit for such things.
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>>56985488
2bh, I doubt anything would have happened if he didnt "boast" about it on twitter

Everyone knows you get arrested for nowt on that shitshow.
>>
>>56985558
Not familar with that choon la, voke (read: Vocaroo) it for us.
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>>56985550
>OD on alcohol

You'll just fuck your liver and vastly reduce the quality of your remaining life. You won't die.
>>
@56985591

FOY
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>>56985584
o
s
w
e
s
t
r
y
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>>56985550
methylated spirits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec
>>
>>56985596
If you lost out to a Romanian who can barely speak English, can you really blame anyone but yourself for you being unemployed
>>
Stuck a few things up my arse last night and now I've been farting all day lads.
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>>56985609
>white
>red hair
>blue eyes
>german
perfect
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>>56985596
guess youll be alright then mate

that is unless they invent shitposting machines that sit in bed all day
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>>56985627
>>56985636
wasn't clear from my post but using alcohol with tablets

clozapine to be specific
>>
>>56985574
it is if you are a northern RUNT
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>>56985580
Dont be mean to my future bf xo
>>
>>56985580
But I'm tetraplegic. I have to use a speech-to-text program to post here and a machine evacuates my bowels for me. I'm in no position to try again any time soon.
>>
>>56985688
>>56985688
>>56985688
>>56985688
>>56985688
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>>56985574
£15 an hour is more than my Mum makes and she runs a factory.
>>
*unfurls his dong*


sup boys
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>>56985670
She can only be involved in softcore lesbian sexual exploration.
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>>56985635
closer than I thought it would be, but still quite far away
>>
>>56985574
It's nearly triple of minimum wage 2bh

And it's like 6 quid more than I make :'(
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>>56985683
methylated spirits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec
>>
Just experienced an Easter miracle laddos.

Was looking for a download of this obscure disco/soul choon that I couldn't find on Soulseek or Rutracker. Incidentally downloaded this Heavenly Sweet compilation without looking at the trackl-list. Started listening to it and the choon I was after before is on it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woUIIERWpeY

Big up ya boy Jesus Christ!
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>>56985720
She's a mentally ill bitch. The exact kind of person that would have degenerate interracial orgies
>>
here we go...
>>
he's here
>>
>>56985700
oy vey shut it down
>>
He's around lads.
>>
>Want to watch a BBC documentary
>Not on iPlayer or on youtube

Fuck off BBC I pay a licence fee I should be able to watch any of your programming whenever I want.
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>£0 an hour
>>
imagine being good at something
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Nice try, Mong who puts the edition in the title
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What kind of man works on easter
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>>56985810
Based CHOOOOOONposter
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JANNY THE VIRGIN BOY STRIKES AGAIN
>>
>>56985383

immigrants bring goodness
>>
>>56986034
>tfw jack of all trades, master of none
>>
Which is the best non-UK Commonwealth country lads?
>>
>>56986060
Ireland
>>
>>56986057
i'm not even good at anything
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Imagine sitting on an anime imageboard all day, doing non-stop work FOR FREE.
>>
NEW

>>56986113
>>56986113
>>56986113
>>56986113
>>56986113
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>>56986092
not commonwealth
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>>56986060
Take your pick
>>
>>56986094
Neither am I, but I enjoy doing lots of things poorly.
>>
Despise everyone that's not east asian desu
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