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#cruzmissile edition
Hay lads
karen
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this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peA6xbaBMBk
Forgot the subject lol but thought I'd wing it anyway
very bad edition
>>56807443
There is no surprise in this, Cruz has been strong with evangelist from the beggining and Mormons are the republican demographic group that most dislike trump
it was planned from the beggining of the elections that Cruz would win this state.
I know this is completely unrelated to your brittybongy general but I had to chip in as inexactitudes makes my ocd tingle
>>56807496
foy
>>56807348
>>56807387
Just wanted to say I am in FULL SUPPORT of these posts
>>56807339
I'll keep going m8, my GF just asked me for another 20,000 bhat because her family's roof is leaking, I'm gonna send it later haha what am I like x
>>56807496
good post
>>56807443
Trump won Arizona with more delegates. overall he increased over Cruz with 18 delegates
Hey dudes
>>56807524
this 2bh
>>56807526
How much do you get paid for this?
>>56807288
Good lad, the village of Issan will probably end up erecting a statue in your honour.
by the way this is very handy too, you'll be worse than a partially 70 year old who's never seen a keyboard before the first time you type in Thai.
http://typeinthai.com/
/brit/ OUT
>>56807555
why would I be paid?
Just bumped into the mother of the girl that was involved in the 'incident' which led to me fleeing to Thailand
Awkward as fuck
Imagine all the angry pakis and students when Trump wins
SLs OUT
>>56807563
>a partially
a partially blind*
>>56807571
wew
>>56807571
Incident?
T R U M P
R
U
M
P
just fucked a huge black cock
hope my faggot bf finds out and likes it
his small cock is laughable
>>56807594
Yes there was an incident. Can't say anything more because of a court injunction
>>56807615
Your English has improved!
How did you get to America so quickly?
wait a minute, is this a ruse?
Donald Trump is a poor man's are nige
I am unironically a CruzMissile
doing a hungry
How can British politics even compete? (1/2)
Why am I awake?
(2/2)
just got back what's with all these thailad names
had an absolutely fantastic day today lads ngl
>finished work at lunch
>already booked a week off around the easter bank holidays
>picked up my little bro from his student flat and went for a lovely chinese meal
>went to m8s house for a poker game
>won the game, made several jokes that had the whole room laughing
>drove home and smoked a shit load of weed and drunk 8 cans of stella and just ordered a dominos from a place that's open til 5am
oh god i'm in heaven
>>56807736
I don't get it
what's being conveyed in that image?
I've met roughly 40-60 women on dates, all aged between 18-40
None of them have asked about my life in any detail
Women are all the same
>>56807744
*spills my beans on your wife*
>>56807683
>>56807600
>>56807600
>>56807580
Theodore Roosevelt was "hated" by the media before he was President.
He was seen as a rouge, a non-conformist, dangerous once in a position of power. The press ridiculed him as a "damn cowboy". He once made his political opponent cry after a debate.
Now he's remembered as one of our best
>>56807744
Both Ted Cruz and Donald trump's wives used to be prostitutes
>>56807744
That's Ted Cruz's wife on the left. Trump's on the right.
Why does the UK national anthem cite God? It's in violation of the US Constitution's non establishment of a state religion.
>>56807654
>>56807694
>>56807755
Lads there's two literal niggers posting under our flag in /carib/
>>56807758
The media today is a completely different world to what it was 100 years ago
we live in a country where we need to label coffee being hot and warn against putting plastic bags over your head
no wonder people are voting for trump
>>56807790
what's your're'are point?
>>56792491
>>56792491
>>56792491
look what I did earlier today lmao
>>56807800
>we
>>56807800
>>>/reddit/
>>56807744
Trump is a meme candidate who advocates image macros
>>56807809
That you shouldn't compare the media from 100 years ago to today
>>56807788
shit post
fuck off rorke
>>56807824
soon to be a meme leader of the free world
>>56807836
but fundamentally it's the same?????????????????
>>56807800
this is the fault of people flinging lawsuits around in your country like they're on sale
people like donald trump
coincidence?
>>56807861
>actually thinking he is going to win
way too many liberals here. it is going to be impossible
who watched the Trump AIPAC conference? His best speech thus far without a doubt.
>>56807886
>liberals
use it right you fucking retard
What stage are you on /brit/?
>>56807886
m8 you elected Bush.. Twice.
>>56807886
fuck off you shill
>>56807273
how many girls do you bang a week?
If I identify as a women will my car insurance be cheaper?
>>56807865
>>56807865
>>56807865
New
>>56807861
>not believing in a Kasich Comeback
>>56807886
>liberals
FOY
>>56807890
i don't even know what you're talking about but i demand a youtube link which allows me to watch it at my leisure
>>56807902
She's been groomed since 2008 for this. She's basically Obama 2.0
>>56807788
Terrible creatures.
>>56807906
literally tin foil fedora level posting
>>56807873
Not really, no TV, no internet, not even radio
>>56807915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3d0LOIMmQQ
>>56807911
>republican results
you are aware that there are two parties right? and overwhelmingly people are going to vote for the dem candidate. nice attempt at trying to understand ameripolitics though
>>56807926
it's getting fucking repetative with these idiots 100% CERTAIN it will be IMPOSSIBLE for him to win. I see the opposite constantly irl
>>56807958
>I see the opposite constantly irl
so you live in backwoods mississippi? nice
>overwhelmingly people are going to vote for the dem candidate
There hasn't been two Democratic Presidents in a row since the mid 1800s
>>56807973
"no"
>>56807974
>JFK and LBJ
>FDR and Truman
*is constipated for a week*
*buys all bran*
*eats 20g+ of fibre every day*
*still hasn't had a shit in a week*
ah yes, very impressive
Weird how 'liberal' means different things in the UK and USA desu
>>56807974
a democrat won in 2008 and 2012 m80
>>56807936
thanks. trump 4 prez btw lad
>>56808015
what does it mean in the uk? it just means left here
>>56808005
stop getting your fudge packed lad
>>56808005
go to Coco Ichibanya. (Chain restaurant Japanese curry)
>>56808027
>it just means strawman opposite here
bad post, bad opinion
Hillary will win the presidency
Anyone who says otherwise is conveniently forgetting about the electoral college. I really hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't hurt to be realistic.
>Every night I fall into a pit of despair but I always rise because the fire inside burns brighter
>>56808005
Golden linseed lad. Ever since i started putting a spoonful on my porridge in the morning i have been doing two shits a day.
>>56808054
She'll get destroyed in the debates
>>56808003
>Vice President
>Vice President
Elected
>>56808053
not an argument
>>56808054
yeah you're right. how can a nation go from electing a nigger to trump? it doesn't make sense
>>56808027
Classical liberal/libertarian basically
>>56808027
It means sort of what libertarian means in the USA, not quite though
>>56808071
not arguing xx
how can we make /brit/ great again
>>56808097
build a firewall to keep /cum/ out
and make
them
pay
for
it
>>56808097
Build firewall to prevent jf entering.
>>56808069
That was not your original point
>>56808097
ban canadians
get rid of the bad yanks
le build a firewall to keep out /cum/
fuck off already. shit is really starting to piss me off
>>56808117
So get rid of yanks.
>>56808097
By not talking about American politics :)
>>56808097
Tell David Cameron to end shitposting subsidies (NEET bucks).
>>56808129
you have to go back
>>56808027
In political philosophy it means that individual rights are valued above all else and in economic terms it advocates for free trade/laissez faire and a Minimal state that doesnt interfere beyond providing basic law and order. Kind of like Libertarianism (although not as radical as the American kind that includes militia movements etc) but parts of Liberalism are accepted by mainstream parties in the UK and has kind of shifted to mean a person who advocates for Free speech and democracy
>>56808129
Don't get so worked up friend, it's not good for your blood pressure.
>>56808128
I WANT ONE
Got to get up at 7 for a run fml
>>56808140
>>56808147
FUCK
OFF
IT IS AN INTERNATIONAL BOARD YOU FUCKTARDS
>>56808129
u serious?
>>56808097
GAS THE YANKS WEIGHTWATCHERS NOW!
>>56808129
Just got 10 feet higher
>>56808116
Doesn't really matter, does it?
The claim: Hillary will be elected.
The fact: No two democrats were ever elected twice in a row since the mid 1850s
The point I was trying to make doesn't matter if the facts are true
how can i get these fuckers banned
>>56808131
some of them aren't bad
I am INCREDIBLY HOSTILE towards yanks, yanks DO NOT REPLY to this post. You have been warned.
>>56808161
Exactly and we are talking with our brothers on the other side of the world in Australia.
This international conversation has nothing to do with you scoot'N'shoots.
>>56808161
fire in the wall just got 10 degrees CELSIUS hotter
>>56808097
get rid of fucking kpop and anime posters (the latter has died down a bit recently)
>>56808181
The only good yank is a shot yank.
>>56808184
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>56808186
>>56808188
>>56808205
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND WRITE A NOTE SAYING YOU ALL MADE ME
FUCK YOU
>>56808176
>The fact: No two democrats were ever elected twice in a row since the mid 1850s
The fact: America did not elect a black man president before 2008
>>56808192
don't mind the kpop and anime posters 2bh
they at least have the decency to post noncey pics with their posts to let us all know that they're talking about that stuff so we can ignore it
In reality the best way to make /brit/ great again is to block replies, thus stopping the (you) obsession and permaban anyone claiming to be a lefty which is just bait.
>>56808188
using celcius means being cucked by the french though lad. You should thank yanks for still carrying the UK's torch when it comes to NON liquid measurements.
>>56807736
kek
>>56808161
Yeah exactly
The rest of it is full of annoying yank cunts
The place we get our own discussion is on the international board
>>56808223
The fact: No black man seriously ran for President before 2008
>>56808232
there is no point in /brit/ besides the (You)s
>>56808221
Better get a strong rope, tubby.
>>56808232
>regulating
get out lefty, we need a free market on /brit/, no laws, no regulations, only the strongest will survive. The weak should fear the strong.
>>56808239
stop bullying america they saved us in ww2. and that's not even a meme
>>56808239
>>56808249
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56808234
things like "being cucked by the french" are not valid reasons to do or abstain from doing anything in real life lad
it's a good system of measurement
>>56808271
song title relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
>>56808267
And with that shitpost, it's open season.
>>56808244
>Shirley Chinsholm
>Jesse Jackson
Named two just from secondary school History senpai. They both ran full campaigns. Hillary 2016
>>56808267
>look they did something before any of us where alive
>so just put up with the abrasive, arrogant and downright fucking annoying cunts forever when they already infest every single other place on the boards
Fuck off proxy cunt/knob gobbling pseudo yank
>>56808302
me on the right
JUST FORNICATE MY FECES UP
i think britain is a cool country
need more russian posters to thank for single-handedly winning WW2
you yanks'd be speaking russian if it wasnt for germany, and dont you forget it
yanks in
>>56808302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc
Listen to Winston Churchill's most famous "We shall fight on the beaches" speech. He literally talks about Britain being overrun until "In God's good time, the new world steps forth to the rescue"
soviets in
An 8/10 (guy or girl whatever your choice) says they'll happily be your partner, but you must first emotionally satisfy them online for 6-8 months. You are not allowed to meet them at all during this period. You must talk to them every day and keep the relationship alive until you meet.
Do you accept?
>tfw every country in the anglosphere is bigger and better than the UK
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL get troll'd
>>56808351
>thinking he was talking about yanks
lad he was talking about AUSSIES and CANADIANS
vocaroo saying "Donald Trump"
>>56808366
send her pictures of my arse once a day
4:44
>>56808369
>A shitty Manlet country with very Few natural resources dominated the world for a century
>Yanks are struggling even though they have an abundance of shit
>>56808351
So why does that mean we have to have fucking irritating Yanks in /brit/ when they have their own general and everywhere else to go lmao fuck off knob gobbler
SOMEONE SHOW ME THEIR BOIPUCCI RIGHT NOW
>>56808339
take that back
>>56808369
UK: punches above it's weight
USA: broke the scales at weigh-in
>>Yanks are struggling even though they have an abundance of shit
what did he mean by this
>>56808365
HEARTS OF IRON 3
>>56808417
i love this webm. I only wish it was longer.
>>56808339
Irish weather.
>>56808417
what is this
>56808426
>Being too scared to (you) me
Fuck off back to /cum/ runt
>>56808369
GO HOME AMERICAN PIGDOG
LEAVE BRIT
FUCK OFF
YOU SHITCUNT
>>56808374
....Yes....I'm sure he meant the Aussies, and not the gigantic industrial super power who Churchill had been regularly corresponding with almost daily up to that point
STOP FIGHTIIINNNGNG
REEEEE
>>56808414
here we are
bleached it a couple of days ago, apparently didn't work very well
>>56808466
FUCK OFF
YANKS, AUSSIES ALL OF YOU OUT RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEE
>implying I thought that post was (you) worthy
>>56808461
surprised theres no CIA watermark on this unedited version 2bh
>>56808459
We shall fight them on the beaches, it's the only land yanks wash up on.
>New Zealand is larger than the United Kingdom
>>56808466
Ahh yes very good
Don't need to bleach mine cos it's pink desu
>>56808487
Ironic considering the guy who wrote that was a butterball
>>56808494
Trust an American to value something by it's weight.
>>56808458
LEAVE BRIT FUCK OFF
@56808474
FUCK OFF YANK CUNT
>>56808466
Ban evader OUT
in /cum/ we have a Chilean and an Argie anon who randomly come in our threads and respond to each other with anime pictures. They don't even talk
it's pretty cute
Why are Americans all such fatty fucking BLOBS lmao
yanks, get in here!
>>56808535
this is fake
>New Zealand is literally a cultureless cesspit that steals all of its culture from Australia.
I find it funny how Canada gets so much shit for having no culture when NZ is literally 90000x worse.
>I carefully choose who i bless with my (you)s
>>56808525
You have to go back
>>56808525
it's fucking irritating
they've been shitting up /int/ for about a year now
>>56808544
At least Canada gets shit
Nobody even thinks about NZ
Seriously why aren't you both the same country?
>>56808548
wolverhampton, midlands ting, dun no
>>56808544
what's even more incredible is how NZ manages to have less culture than Australia
NORTH AMERICA STRONK
>>56808544
you cant steal something that isnt there bruce
>>56808564
>>56808564
>>56808564
Business idea : bully them on their own turf
yeah, australians have SO MUCH more culture than americans
>>56808548
>>56808572
0121 brumtown
Gunshot for yam yam scum
lads, i know we like to banter each other, and i know yanks don't really get it and take it as actual hostility so start getting angry, but yeah anyway, imagine, if you can, not being born in/as an anglo cunt
>>56808577
>pic related is yank culture
>>56808582
>pic related would have been considered a delicacy in 19th century ireland.
fuck off
>>56808591
But we laugh at pictures like this.
>>56808543
YOU are fake
bon matin à tous mes amis à travers l'atlantique
>>56807734
>and just ordered a dominos from a place that's open til 5am
Would that be dominos?
>>56808630
Mate I'll genocide your whole fucking bloodline if you dare make a post in my direction again
eating a salad
it's bbq ranch with bacon
very yummy
>>56808662
oui
>>56808666
devilish
>>56808672
>murisalads
You fat FUCKERS
eurgh
eating a big mac with extra special sauce
get fucked limeys
>>56808662
i'm across the pacific snow nigger
>>56808622
Actually, it was us yanks who taught you the art of banter. But we are still teaching. You assume we are angry, but it's all a trick to make you think you're good at bantering, which is part of the banter us yanks are giving you right this second
>>56808694
could still fucking heem you from halfway across the globe fucking abo
out of my /cum/, limey scum
>>56808690
>his country doesn't sell big mac sauce at McDonalds separately.
oh i am laffin
this is objectively the best picture of the queen with a US president
>>56808694
ouais j'sais mais c'pô le matin lÃ
>>56808719
/thread
>>56808662
It's like the language made up by a nation of benders.
Get the your bong asses the f*ck out of /cum/
>>56808741
Just noticed he looks like Fraser
>>56808741
YANKED
>>56808690
Your mum liked my extra special sauce last night.
doing a poo
United Cuckdom
>im from the uk
*slowly walks past you*
>>56808790
fuck you
>>56808774
>>56808779
which president is that in the picture?
>>56808741
What a slag. I bet Phil was FUMING that some jf was touching his wife.
I bet HRH Phil would post here if he knew about /brit/
>buy bunk gear
>already have buyers lined up
>not sure if I should still punt it
Fuck lads
>>56808795
lel'd
>Yes sir I'm indeed a Londoner.
Reminder that England is a French colony.
>>56808807
Gerlad Ford
So I've spent the past half-hour lip-syncing and imitating the theatrical gesticulations of the music video for Who Wants to Live Forever? by Queen when I should be beddy-bye. Good use of time, lads?
Having really acidic farts, lads
Literally burning my nostrils
>>56808792
Are you a genuine indian?
>>56808795
why is he walking adjacent to the camera?
>>56808820
>londoner
third-world tier posting
to be expected i guess
>yank hour on /brit/
>>56808824
Reminder that America will always be a British colony and all of the flags on the Moon will never change this.
el BritanicANO
>>56808831
no
>>56808851
it could've been prevented
>>56808824
bon poste
>>56808748
If you speak English, whenever you say "noun + adjective" instead of the usual "adjective + noun", then you are speaking left-overs from Norman-English, which is French desu
For example, these two sentences:
1. Every visible star is named after a famous astronomer. (English)
2. Every star visible is named after a famous astronomer. (Norman-English)
It's also in words like:
heir apparent
"Paradise Lost"
BLACKED
>>56808852
i'm ok with this. one must always respect their elders
>prince Phillip has bent the queen over before and made her squeel like a pig
are you kidding me????
>>56808807
Gerald Ford. The only President to never been elected President or Vice President
>>56808878
William is cool and all, but he looks like such a cuck
>tfw you get smashed and stay at a friend's house and wake up in the middle of the night feeling shit because you're cold, sleeping on a sofa with just a small blanket, and also your oneitis is in the next room but still won't talk to you despite your best efforts to make peace
Haha
>>56808918
American "democracy"
>>56808878
>>56808924
just cuck my hairline up senpai
>>56808958
HAHAHA YOU KEKED PIECE OF SHIT
LLLLLLADS
australia is just jealous of our relationship with great britain tbqhwyf
>>56808983
She's a lesbian desu
>>56808005
Eat some Greek yogurt
>>56809002
you keep posting this
>>56808145
I wouldn't go as far as to say militias and the like aren't true liberals. The extreme liberals have always been very confrontational towards government, Tom Paine did it centuries ago and now militia types do it now.
*slowly stares at you*
>>56809002
DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY LESS KEKED HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Amazing how quickly Yanks start to cry when we post in /cum/
>>56808448
tourettes syndrome
It's like involuntary OCD
A kid at my school used to brush his face against the carpet every now and again. He couldn't help it.
>>56809053
Because you guys hate Americans
It should come as no surprise when you act like you're welcome in /cum/
>>56808994
Oh my god, it's John Boyega.
>>56809053
it amazes me how shitty some Yank posters are. It's like they're literally fresh off the boat from Reddit and can't just ignore banter, or at least have fun with it.
Eisenhower was our best president
>>56809053
>that flag
>>56809053
It is interesting how much our existence triggers them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>>56809096
>Not understanding Banter like this smart runt
>>56809098
>>56809096
We're welcome where ever we damn well please, colonial.
>>56808918
Also the only president from Wisconsin, the farthest east you can go in America and still be in flyover country.
>>56809128
At what point does the banter end and the real hatred begin?
>>56809103
No one gives a fuck about your presidents. This is not /cum/
>>56809154
You have to lack Autism to notice when one shifts to the other
Fucked some dumb but fucking gorgeous girl from England again. Nice pale tits and a real screamer too.
Thanks for the horny girls lads, keep em comin
>>56809154
you seem to be lost my friend
>>56809148
protip if the state doesnt have a coast its a flyover
weeeeeeeeeeeeee banter hehehehhe
>>56809103
>president during what many people romanticize as the greatest time to be American
>president that cut the Mexican-American population in half(!) just by deporting every illegal he could find
not a coincidence
>>56809172
Look at the first post
>>56809154
Have you never met people that are legitimately terrible then start trying to laugh it off when the heat starts making its way over to them? If there is clearly no capacity for reciprocity, it's real.
>>56809188
No, when do people ever need to fly over the South?
Americans will NEVER truly understand what banter is.
It's pointless trying to explain, I've tried. But they're a lost cause
desu this gril on sky news is qt af
>>56809271
all the time my friend, considering we have a much larger economy than the north
>>56809271
depends where youre going m8 atlanta is a huge transport hub so is orlando
absolutely FANGING for a poo lads
le monke
>>56809356
La Mongkay
>>56809356
amazing how evolution decided he needs a nutsack on his face
>>56809179
>gorgeous girl from England
Do you know how we know you're lying?
>>56809393
Lad....
>>56809002
>falling in love with a lesbian
kill yourself
*out hunting with the dogs*
*spots a yank*
>STOP RIGHT THERE
*he runs off*
*give dogs the scent of a burger*
*they run after him*
>SIC HIM BOYS
r8 my pokemon team
can you guess the theme?
Lads, should I run me knob on the oneitis' hat and gloves?
What anime are you watching right now /cum/?
What's next on your watchlist?
>>56809452
Desert Punk
>>56807524
>>56807541
>>>/c/2620311
desu desu fampais
Someone here mind mashing my balls?
Use whatever you like just make sure they're paste by the end of it
>>56809525
Can I use that paste to make ball ketchup?
>>56809549
Mate mash first questions later
>>56809578
You don't get to make the rules here, subboi. I want to have a nice dinner of chips and ballchup with you after this.
