2:30 am edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
karen
cara
>windmills
not a fan
First for /germs/
how much are freddos now? a pound?
>>56805227
>>56805234
delet
>>56805218
try what? kiss? are you on the spectrum?
How did Marvin Gaye sing such straight music?
>>56805258
>first for /tr/
>>56805267
not this time henk
My girlfriend lol haha
>>56805203
this lad on the youtube seems happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG7hnDUzcXQ
>>56805259
25p
>bangkok airport
Why is literally every person who visits Thailand a vapid, boring stereotype?
>>56805279
on the phone with Trudeau rn hell not like this
oiiiii
jus got don shaggin me sister, a rite tart she is
>jet engines
not a fan
really wish i didn't drink all that iced coffee lads, going to the toilet every 10 minutes and my asshole feels raw
>>56805045
this is a heart warming story lad
you're an inspiration to us all, i hope she becomes your qt gf
>allah
not a fan
>22
>thinks hes dating some bird
>doesnt know when to kiss her
can definitely feel a hole in my teeth
concerning
got the runs
>>56805279
EXCELLENT post
>go to visit parents
>youngest sister is there
>she's talking about her friend going to some shithole and volunteering
>"isn't that something you would like to do?" asks my mother
>my sister says she doesn't see the point because the people in the countries are violent and don't appreciate anything
There is hope yet m8s
>>56805307
lovely bit of crumpet I gather. Slung it up the chuff raight good aye lad?
>>56805331
Don't be rude lad.
>hovercraft
big fan 2bh
>>56805320
> going to the toilet every 10 minutes and my asshole feels raw
what, like the time you were at the gay bar? hahha
wish fake thailad would fuck off
regular thailad is a melt but fake thailad is even worse
>>56805307
enough of that laddie
>>56805304
i am trudeau's puppet master and third eye advisor
>>56805341
this 2bh
What's your height limits lad? How short and how tall would you go for a girl?
>>56805347
> "isn't that something you would like to do?"
How can people be this naive? Do-gooders will ruin the planet.
Do you ever wish you could go back in time and stop the wars from killing so many people, so you wouldn't have such a hard time with immigrants desu?
>hoovers
kinda a fan
what's Harry thinking here?
/brit/ is an anime free zone
please fuck off anime JFs
>>56805355
wouldnt need to be if he wasnt cripplingly awkward, im just trying to protect him from the inevitable embarrassment when she points out they are just friends
>>56805391
5'0, no upper limit really
>>56805391
Anything that's not a complete midget. Apart from that, sky's the limit.
>>56805391
at least 170cm and I don't care if she's ten feet tall desu
literally despise short girls desu
>>56805391
5"6 is minimum 6"0 maximum, I'm pretty tall myself
>>56805391
Major lanklet so really want a 6foot+ gf
Couldn't really go below 5'5 as it would be too much
>>56805391
i want a fucking amazon to pick me up and fuck me silly
>>56805347
volunteering to do stuff is a good way to meet qts
>>56805398
I don't think my mother necessarily wants her to go to some third world country, she just wants her to do something.
>>56805419
can't you read his thought bubble?
>canadian education
>>56805426
What did I just tell you about being rude?
>>56805419
"I use to control powers beyond your imaginations."
>>56805419
wish my mums husband didnt have her killed
>>56805410
nah id just go back and make sure hitler wins so he could free europe from internationalist usurers and prevent the policy of forced third world immigration
>>56805447
>mfw having a crack at a 5'1" girl when I'm 6'6"
>he doesn't trust in Trump to bring back Merry Christmas
*raises paw*
uhhhhmmmm... :3c
don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>56805391
4'10" - 6'2"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9jXnZS3ouU
banger
give it a listen
>>56805419
"My great grandfather used to own all these cunts and now I have to eat their curry and watch their 13 hour action films"
>>56805419
>nepal
hes thinking these are top lads and lasses
>>56805502
nonce
>>56805491
kek
>>56805419
"bigup to the nepalese mandem"
- Harry styles-winsor
Drama on YouTube, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgiJJpPTqg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqVAfuq48tY
>>56805529
She's almost 20. And in my defence, she went for me first.
>>56805520
this desu nepalis are bro tier
>>56805560
No one gives a fuck
>>56805496
jam packed with high quality gimmicks, if you haven't read this post yet, i'd highly advise it
* * * * *
@56805560
want someone
>>56805419
imagine being born into a royal family but being born AFTER the age of imperialism and all that
absolutely howling id probably top myself out of sheer depression
>>56805560
Zoella is the only YouTuber I watch 2bh
There's fucking birds chirping just outside my window. What is this; spring?
>>56805569
good
what happens after we die lads
Everybody knows shit's fucked
>>56805601
>imagine your royal family getting cucked by a paki
ABSOLUTE TOP KEK GREAT KEKTAIN DOES IT AGAIN
>>56805632
You decompose, most likely.
>>56805635
wew
fucking hate german posters
>>56805577
>>56805586
I will annihilate you runtasauruses
>>56805632
You return to the cosmic ether.
You are made of the same matter as everything else in the universe.
It just gets re-arranged a bit.
corey, trevor
smokes, let's go
>>56805661
Shush, you. This thread is for brits and anyone who was at war with them at least once only.
>>56805601
That age never ended
>You return to the cosmic ether.
>>56805642
go away ireland your drunk again
you'll never get custody the kid unless you sort yours (and his) drinking out
>>56805694
you know what i mean smart arse
>>56805690
He's allowed then
>>56805690
Our culture comes from theirs, and we've been at war with them twice.
>>56805391
I'm like 6'4 so i don't care about height unless she is like 5 foot or under
>>56805690
might wanna double check this m8
>>56805690
i think you need to brush up on your history if you think america was never at war with britain, dumbfuck kraut
>>56805632
Heaven, where you can hang out with all the other Christians. Abraham Lincoln and Charlemagne are probably kicking it back right now
I hate having the runs
There was some really drunk guy in the street, looked like he was harassing minorities 2bh
*kisses you on the lips while I grab your bum*
>>56805690
DESIGNATED
BODY
PILES
>>56805741
tmi desu
>>56805745
wowee!
>>56805743
Rude desu
haha lads absolutely smashed just got in from harassing minorities
wubu2?
>>56805750
shut up lad, those were honest hardworking whites
>>56805741
never drink 6 iced coffees in one day then lol
Bloody sick of it all
>>56805778
>germans
>white
>>56805745
*cums*
*starts farting*
>>56805791
*heals you*
>>56805690
This is the most (you)s I've ever gotten.
>>56805419
Ok what the actual fuck happens in Nepal
>>56805809
///:^=)
>>56805690
>>56805809
here's one more senpai
>>56805816
Earthquakes
>>56805816
Prince Harry hunts children for sport.
are there neetbucks in heaven?
>>56805792
>in 1945
thats a -1 on history for both you and the kraut so far
>>56805816
Yetis
>>56805838
>germans
>white
>>56805816
mount everest
that is literally it. they are chinese indian mongrels
>>56805809
are you qt?
is there communism in heaven?
>>56805816
vibrant culture, wars, earthquakes, great food, great music
>>56805816
intrepid noble warriors face savage weather conditions and high altitudes to protect the british empire
they
are
top
lads
>>56805838
>1945
Swarthy Saxons have never been "white" Klaus.
>>56803022
>>56803022
>>56803022
thoughts?
going to give myself a shitload of (you)s
ahuemawatl
>>56805205
Holy fuck that image
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>56805728
>Our culture comes from theirs
makes me all warm and fuzzy inside when yanks admit this
>>56805864
hopefully there are easy commie girls desu
>dat smell of stale smoke and cheap coconut perfume
love commiegirls desu
>>56805887
Las Malvinas son Argentinas 2bh
>>56805864
no, that's hell
>>56805892
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>56805904
That's an actor
>>56805750
>being proud of committing war crimes on white civilians for your jewish masters
absolutely howling. end yourself.
>>56805906
noyce
>no, that's hell
>>56805904
[W]hy should the Palatine Boors be suffered to swarm into our Settlements, and by herding together establish their Language and Manners to the Exclusion of ours? Why should Pennsylvania, founded by the English, become a Colony of Aliens, who will shortly be so numerous as to Germanize us instead of our Anglifying them, and will never adopt our Language or Customs, any more than they can acquire our Complexion.
Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? why increase the Sons of Africa, by Planting them in America, where we have so fair an Opportunity, by excluding all Blacks and Tawneys, of increasing the lovely White and Red? But perhaps I am partial to the Complexion of my Country, for such Kind of Partiality is natural to Mankind.
>>56805863
I'll be anything you want m8
there isnt much on this earth more inexplicably evil than communism
>>56805887
Why don't they speak queen's tongue?
>>56805892
ahuemawatl
You are now considering human consciousness and what it means to be alive
rolling another spliff
>>56805991
go ask them
I dare you
>>56805978
Just stop
You're posting fake quotes now
>>56805999
relevant get, calling as i type
>>56805981
wew
>>56805999
would call 999 on you. tbf I'm jelly since I don't got none
there isnt much on this earth more inexplicably evil than white people
>>56806014
t. Hermann von Kabbagemunchen
might pay for one of them dna tests that tells you how white you are lads
All white people ITT are pic related
i want to die in style lads
want to lay down my life for somebody else in a heroic manner and then die like the sick dog i am
>>56805990
lol u clearly don't understand what communism is lad, put down the ayn rand for a minute xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq-w7lgtwsU
>canadian """"""""""""""culture""""""""""""""
>>56806025
>>56806031
ghb didn't arrive today :-/ I hope it's here tomorrow
Bill Hicks had the right idea desu
there isnt much on this earth more inexplicably evil than Monsanto
Puns, specifically rock based puns, are the epitome of humour
>>56806084
may as well drink alcohol instead
cheaper and is pretty much the same shit
>>56806056
back to the gulag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8VtbULzJTU
lads? pls respond??
>>56806100
are they actually evil though or is that just the usual bullshit? I haven't cared enough to look it up
>>56806110
I was hit in the chest with a ball the other day. It was a breathtaking experience.
**Puns, specifically mineral based puns, are the epitome of humour
>>56806110
This is absolute fact.
>>56806074
alri Pajeet al-singh
how do you people even have fun aside from dumping tons of money as shitty clubs?
>>56806110
I only watch the flintstones when I'm stoned and it's the best cartoon ever made
there isnt much on this earth more inexplicably evil than /brit/
>>56806110
Terrible puns are the best kind, especially if no-one else gets them.
>>56806053
Everything in that picture is just yank shit
>>56806138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exjgZ-a399o
That shit ain't lit
>>56806096
>>56806147
As I get older, puns and "dad jokes" get funnier
>>56806162
right cause ur mum is too fat and she's orbiting around this world
hey i disagreed with a guy earlier so i'm going to crudely draw him and make his argument seem pathetic and act like he represents everyone with that viewpoint lol
>>56806053
All the [You] here pic related
>>56806197
this is literally you >>56806053
What's your fav fire in the booth lads?
>>56806178
quite like this flag
Anglo union when?
>>56806125
I've never done it before I want to try it out. It would be cheaper than alcohol though. Comes out to about £1 a gram
>>56806215
R.S. aka Roll Safe
And you?
>>56806213
don't make me draw you
*equips pencil menacingly*
>>56806192
shut the fuck up, Alessandro
>>56806175
>self-aggrandizing darkie voice within 2 seconds
'no'
>>56806181
I'm going to visit Belgium next week. I've never been before but I've heard it's a blast.
we fought the wrong rorke
>>56806181
"dad" jokes are just the Reddit way to say "clean" jokes, since all "normal" jokes nowadays gotta be filled with debauchery
>>56806236
I don't think you're listening
>>56806264
On whose authority?
>>56806204
Why do you have ISIS related pictures saved on your phone, Haziq al-Siddiqi
honk honk
>>56806264
Na, dad jokes can be dirty but they have a very unique format and delivery.
>>56806181
So I went to a new Chinese restaurant in town.
I decided to go with my favorite - the Moo Shu Pork.
I placed my order, and received it in a rather timely fashion.
However, as I prepared to dig in, something rather curious happened.
The lid slowly lifted off of the serving dish, and I saw a pair of eyes staring back at me.
"What in God's name...?" I though to myself as the lid slammed back down.
I flagged my server order, and surely enough, the lid lifted once more, slamming down as the boy arrived at my table.
"Sir, I don't mean to be troublesome..." I told the young man, "But I think you'd better take a look at my food."
The server lifted the lid of the pot and peered inward.
He went pale as he saw the contents, and slammed the lid back on.
"I am terribly, terribly sorry..." he began, "You ordered the Moo Shu Pork?"
"Why yes, I did" I replied.
"There was confusion in the kitchen. It looks like we brought you the Peking Duck."
>>56806181
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
>>56806279
Caesar Augusta
>>56806140
hmmm
they're bastards, but it is mainly just standard megacorp stuff, suppressing competition. hippies hate them because they're involved in GMO foods and pesticides. they bully the fda into allowing certain chems in pesticides which probably aren't good for you but are untested
thats just the shit i can remember 2bh, im probably wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yGN8SlIEZ8
haha
>>56806249
stfu little white boi. I bet you are a small ginger wanker
METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGA
>>56806319
haha
>>56806152
what is a joke
i think the quality of life in the year 2055 is going to be insanely good
we'll discover some sort of technology that makes us all feel bliss 24/7 and this technology will make us feel completely fulfilled with our lives and will be universally accepted by everyone
the world will be a utopia in our lifetimes
>when should i try her lads?
>>56806243
>>56806297
*groans but is mildly amused*
>>56806215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opH-Rbjlxkw
>>56806368
lend us a tenner
>>56806368
But that's not from Google surveys
this German is a right little nob
Wouldn't mind giving him a couple digs in his face
>>56806110
explain frank's presence
https://youtu.be/kc5eOL0Ppds?t=2m5s
woooiiiiiiii
which county or culture objectively has the best tasting food
brits ABSOLUTELY need not apply
>>56806356
The human brain cannot feel good 24/7. Feeling positive would lose all meaning if we felt it all the time
>>56806391
I will send you $10 if you have a pokerstars account
>>56806392
True
>>56806356
It's going to be absolute shit. Brown filth everywhere. Unless there has been a race war by then, and then maybe it'll be nicer.
>>56806414
Rutland
>>56806356
that's not how life works
for all we know, the quality of life could drastically plummet before then
>>56806414
>implying england doesn't have restaurants consisting of better quality and healthier food than america
>>56806428
whats your opinion on triple range merging?
>>56806414
taiwan street food
>>56806414
DESIGNATED
MOBLITY SCOOTER
PATHWAYS
>>56806356
That some slaanesh shit
>>56806319
>if I support Hamas obviously I look really bad
no fucking shit
>>56805227
memes aside, does trump have a shot at the presidency? can he realistically beat clinton?
>>56806395
Nice to get a bit of appreciation around here :3
>>56806428
>I will send you $10 if you have a pokerstars account
but yanks aren't allowed to play poker XD
>>56806428
Say you get pocket kings and the flop comes king jack queen on a rainbow board. You raise, several people fold and the last guy goes all in. What do you do?
The latest evidence from the independent Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs is that the use of cannabis is a significant public health issue (‘Cannabis Classification and Public Health’, 2008).
Cannabis can unquestionably cause harm to individuals and society. Legalisation of cannabis would not eliminate the crime committed by the illicit trade, nor would it address the harms associated with drug dependence and the misery that this can cause to families.
Legalisation would also send the wrong message to the vast majority of people who do not take drugs, especially young and vulnerable people, with the potential grave risk of increased misuse of drugs.
Despite the potential opportunity offered by legalisation to raise revenue through taxation, there would be costs in relation to administrative, compliance and law enforcement activities, as well as the wider costs of drug prevention and health services.
The UK's approach on drugs remains clear: we must prevent drug use in our communities; help dependent individuals through treatment and wider recovery support; while ensuring law enforcement protects society by stopping the supply and tackling the organised crime that is associated with the drugs trade. The Government will build on the Drugs Strategy by continuing to take a balanced and coherent approach to address the evolving challenges posed.
There are positive signs that the Government’s approach is working: there has been a long term downward trend in drug use over the last decade, and more people are recovering from their dependency now than in 2009/10. The number of adults aged 16-59 using cannabis in the last year in England and Wales has declined over the last decade from 9.6% to 6.7%, with cannabis use amongst young adults aged 16-24 and young people aged 11-15 following a similar pattern.
>>56806432
Depressing, but true.
>>56806463
it's very impressive
>>56805335
i got one too desu, dreading going to a dentist and having them judge me
>>56806491
Yes, but it's not a given.
t. Sanderscuck who doesn't really like either
>>56806502
depends on the stage of the game, the pot size, how the guy's been playing throughout the game etc.
>>56806502
depends on stacks, your rep opponents rep pre flop positionings etc etc
March 24 is a big day for the UK
1603 – James VI of Scotland becomes James I of England and Ireland, upon the death of Elizabeth I.
1707 – The Acts of Union 1707 are signed, officially uniting the Kingdoms and parliaments of England and Scotland to create the Kingdom of Great Britain
>>56806495
shut it ya little bloody gaybod lmao :L
>>56806496
it's the internet lad the law doesn't matter
>>56806515
wrong
>>56806550
Pokerstars is b& in America though isn't it?
>>56806502
as >>56806537 and >>56806543 said it really depends on various factors, if I was either short stacked or fat stacked though I'd probably call it though tbf
>>56806496
Think they can only play if they're in NJ 2bh
>>56806414
Memes aside, London in 2016 is a global food capital up there with Paris and Tokyo
Even provincial Britain is miles better food wise than it was 10 years ago
>ywn violently break the british blockade of germany in WW1, triggering the third anglo-american war in which canada was annexed and the crown was kicked out of the carribean
Why live, lads?
@56806531
get the fuck out of my country leftarded faggot
>>56806555
http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/us-politics
alll the moneys on hillary m8
wish thailad would get down on his knees and suck my dick
Are you whites honestly scared of us non-whites? I mean even us non-muslim non-whites (Catholic Latinos, East Asians, Hindus, Sikhs)?
Be honest
