Dank of England edition
FOB
Youf
Sunrise soon lads
>>56809628
kyary posters are bottom of the barrel stuff
*being shown around the new Trident facility*
*get shown the doomsday button which has nukes pointed at the US and australia*
*pretend to slip and press it*
>Haha, that'll show them dumb yanks and kangaroo riders
>9hrs of sleep
>two cups of coffee
>hearty breakfast
>still tired
Important
http://strawpoll.me/7078020
>>56809682
Like I said a couple threads ago, I'd really appreciate it if some Thailad would start posting pictures of his anus and genitals.
sandwich make me strong
eating some pringles
>>56809697
Go doctors pham. Probably ill if you are not exaggerating
yanks out
it's comin home
it's comin home
it's comin
>>56809797
so brave
>>56809775
Alri
My hatch broke on my ford fiesta today. Loose bolt metal piece that the hatch clasps onto came loose. Fucking mexicans and their lazy asses can't tighten a bolt properly. Fixed it with proper tools today. Wish i had the Brittish version made by spaniards or germans cause the mexicans suck for manufacturing properly.
>>56809832
Trump will fix it
>>56809832
My car broke down the other week and it needed a whole new engine
>>56809832
Hate hatchbacks desu
>>56809697
are you fat?
you might have sleep apnoea
>>56809832
>buys a badly made car
>blames the people that made the car
not very free market of you lad
might have to go to bed soon
>>56809853
In my dreams desu. I doubt that. I love how cool my fiesta looks(in America it stands out as looking European which several girls and guys see as cool and different) but the interior is a bit shoddy at times. Thankfully I checked under the hood/bonnet and everything looks really good still. I was thinking about the more Japanese mazda 2 but it just doesn't look as cool. Also it lacks the sync system that my fiesta has.
>>56809697
might be because it's the middle of the night
>>56809877
Sux. what brand? what model?
>>56809879
I hate sedans desu. Used to drive Suvs but got fed up with gas so I got a hatchback to get the feel of an suv in a more compact size and get better mileage.
>>56809894
I bet if it was made in the U.S, Europe, or Japan the quality would be better.
Why are American cars so blocky and gay?
>>56809877
should have just told the cunt to fuck off, taken it out and flintstoned it 2bh lad
>>56809990
because they are a bunch of benders lad
british police are so fucking useless
can't stop paki rape gangs but they can arrest people for torrenting
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160318-what-is-the-best-way-to-stop-internet-trolls
What does 'troll' even mean anymore
>>56810039
Worry not, lad. ARE NIGE will fix this
>>56809990
That's just GM. Ford has some beast designs. Also alot of old people and moms buy those shitty sedans cause they don't care about appearance much.
>""""""cougar"""""" porn
>woman is like 30
why is this allowed
need all aussies and yanks to leave desu
>>56810059
ah yes, le one seat man
need more aussies and yanks desu
need more muslims desu
>>56810218
Brits really don't hate us. They just pretend to hate us cause that's the cool thing to do these days.
>>56810210
delet this
What do you think of your flag referendum by the way?
hello where is cumpets :DDDDD
>>56810258
literally just a vanity project memed up by our Merchant PM, and most of the country can see through it
Also the proposed flag is fucking awful
>>56810280
If this was a serious contender somehow, would you have voted for it?
feeling a bit unsafe lads, like i don't really know many of you or what you might do
*hands everyone in the thread their own personal killing device*
ahh yes, feel much safer
>>56810280
I quite liked the one with the moari swirl thing (about the same as the current news, so no point changing) but the others were shit.
Plus meme referendum
>>56810280
So no chance of a new flag then?
>>56810280
*shoves my red peak hard into your referendum*
ahh yes, very geometric
>>56810350
ayy
Wahey got that Friday feeling.
>>56810312
I don't answer nonce questions sorry xox haha
>>56810333
probably not
>>56810350
Good post
did a not sleep lads
dont know why 2bh
Morning :3
>>56810435
going to bed now 2bh
alri
>>56810569
shh this is a libererry
>>56810569
Evening ;)
>>56809673
that was actually a yank cartoon believe it or not.
1882. I remember looking at it in year 9
>>56810569
>>56810593
Hello
Was it too much weed?
>>56810435
Same how weird is that haha
http://strawpoll.me/7169056/
yanks weren't happy lads
not one of them had the authenticity to admit they were embarassed about it
Why do Canadians have such weird posting times in /brit/. It seems like they SHOULD post when yanks post because both their countries span the same timezones but they often seem to post at strange Canadian hours.
>>56810657
i'm circumsised and i like it. Not having an ant eater looking cock is amazing.
>>56810673
lots of real niggas in canada
>>56810689
guessing you're the 1 then
>>56810657
>not being circumsised
good goy
>Microsoft create learning chat-bot AI
>/pol/ starts teaching it a bunch of racist things
>It starts making racist tweets automatically
>Microsoft have to "fix" it
Fucking lol
>>56810707
no i'm part of the "yes" crew. I'm not embarrassed at all
>>56810718
Lads I just bought all this indo food for 50p. I wonder what the local price is....
>>56810707
na that was me
>>56810709
my foreskin, and the many nerve endings it contains, remain intact and you're telling me that ive fallen victim to some form of jewery?
you are mistaken, fine aussie poster
>>56810718
Top lel
>>56810751
you can believe whatever your goy science tells you i dont care
normie friend just uploaded a video of him and his mates drinking piss
Need to leave this place for a while
>>56810740
you got a lighter for 50p? noice
>>56810748
good bants
2bh i don't really feel good bullying circumcised aussies, it's just fun triggering yanks about it. I do genuinely think it should be illegal bar cases of phimosis though, it's not like you have a choice yana
>>56810778
>goy science
>t. purveyor of protective foil hats
>>56810785
Lighter for scale. Fucking lighter cost more than the food.
>>56810789
i dont really care about it desu. i cant do anything to change it even if i wanted plus im a kv so i dont use my dick a whole lot anyway
waheey
>>56810868
bit rude that
>>56810868
Very cheeky.
From your experience la, how do you think the flag referendum will turn out? I definitely prefer your current one, but maybe I'm bias.
swedish grill messaged me out of the blue on tindet this morning
questionable 2bh
>>56810950
It's not gonna win. Literally impossible.
>>56810740
what's that stuff in the plastic?
>>56810963
Why are you here in our British thread my Mohammedan gook friend?
Going to the barbers today lads, wish me luck.
>When daemons from the Immaterium try and misalign your chakras.
>>56811159
Forgot my pic lads
Unironically eating bread & butter for breakfast.
To be fair, the bread is highly highly dank seeded granary stuff from the bakery.
>when your manager begs for people to do overtime but all he gets is air time
Ah yes this will make those terrorists think twice, they can blow up our bodies but they will never take our coloured lights.
>literally every time I go for a run I come back with dirty fingers
literally how?
>>56811235
Literal povvo muslamic tribesman
>>56811290
Ahh yes let us call them 'daesh' too that will surely rile them up
>>56811078
good luck
>>56811235
dank bread + a thick layer of Lurpak butter + a little bit of salt
delicious 2bh
>The novel provoked great controversy in the Muslim community for what some Muslims believed were blasphemous references. Rushdie was accused of misusing freedom of speech.[8] As the controversy spread, the import of the book was banned[9] in India and it was burned in demonstrations in the United Kingdom. In mid-February 1989, following a violent riot against the book in Pakistan, the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, then Supreme Leader of Iran and a Shi'a Muslim scholar, issued a fatwa calling on all Muslims to kill Rushdie and his publishers, or to point him out to those who can kill him if they cannot themselves.[10] Although the British Conservative government under Margaret Thatcher gave Rushdie round-the-clock police protection, many politicians on both sides were hostile to the author. British Labour MP Keith Vaz led a march through Leicester shortly after he was elected in 1989 calling for the book to be banned, while Conservative MP Norman Tebbit, the party's former chairman, called Rushdie an "outstanding villain" whose "public life has been a record of despicable acts of betrayal of his upbringing, religion, adopted home and nationality".
Ahh yes very peaceful
gotta gimmick for you lads
keeping the banterstamp lads
>>56811345
cheers, just can't remember if it opens at 8 or 9
Wish we could all be friends desu
>>56811405
It was Lurkpak my friend
was delicious indeed.
>>56811446
what kinda cut u gonna get?
>>56811506
how do i say just fuck my shit up in turkish?
What are your plans for Good Friday lads?
Gonna make some fresh pasta and drink wine desu
The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the normies, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
>>56811527
>Good Friday
rorke
Well good morning
*accidentally kills all yanks and aussies*
haha whoops
>>56811572
*slides his hands into your cute little pajama pants and grabs your willy* good morning to you hehe
No matter how hard I try I cannot enjoy piano music
>>56811576
leave the aussies alone you chinky prick they are belong to us
>>56811591
I'm actually already dressed so you just groped someone else perv!
>>56811608
ewww gross i groped a yank
need to sterilize my hands lad, heeeelp
>tfw 4 day weekend
>tfw no friends to do anything with
>>56811603
Both parts of this post are terrible.
>>56811631
> tfw your social life is so busy that you're using the long weekend to do nothing
>schoolgirls walking by
>none are even fit
>>56811631
>Off for 2 weeks
>3 of my friends all went on different holidays leaving two others who cant be arsed doing anything
REEEEEE
> there are people posting here RIGHT NOW who have no idea what kissing a girl is like
just bit my tongue ffs
>>56811641
delete this
>>56811633
You've got until the count of 10 to apologise.
1
>>56811654
mid-20s creepy skelly-manlet leering over school girls.
> He has never felt the soft touch of a young slag in heat
2
>>56811661
delete this
Is there a more Christian food?
> he has no idea what it feels like to wake up with an adorable girl asleep on his chest, her soft gentle hands clasped together underneath her
> he has never watched her squirm gently as she wakes up, gazing up into your eyes and smiling, whispering a soft "i love you"
Mum just said that black people aren't that bad so I called her a SJW cultural marxist cunt
Stupid bint haha
>he has never inserted his penis into a womans vagina
>>56811184
I like that
new gimmick: pretend to have a really racist mum
> "Why no i have never had a girl passionately fart in my face"
OH.
MY GOD.
WHAT A LOSER
new york is amazing lads
>>56811711
holy bread
>>56811684
Nah I'm 6'0" 79kg and I lift. Probably creepy tho
>he has never been driving with his hand on the gear stick while a girl in the passenger seat puts her hand on his and tells him she wants to be nowhere else in the world
hahahahaha smFh
>>56811719
> he has never gave a girl's vagina a cheeky whiff
>>56811641
>>56811661
>>56811691
>>56811715
>>56811719
>>56811737
>>56811741
when did it move to denmark?
>>56811748
>Nah I'm 6'0" 79kg and I lift
does that make it easier to drag them into your home? are they conscious?
![oblaten-in-schale[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eXg9L1h.jpg "oblaten-in-schale[1].jpg")
>>56811711
>>56811772
Would be a bit audacious to attempt that in broad daylight outside my own house lad
>>56811769
i think i'll move there next year 2bh
got that friday feeling
lads found a xmas card from 2014 from her:
"i thought i would get you another card that isn't ripped up
i'm sorry for being a dramatic bitch
you are amazing and perfect and pwitty,
merry christmas
i love you
lots+lots+lots+lots xxxxxx"
too early for these feels lads
>>56811774
where can i buy these instead of crisps??
>>56811774
Giant white chocolate buttons?
Poo peeland is keeping our flag
got one sheet of modafinil left lads
not going to order more
>>56811797
just knock her on the head, then grab her and leg it back inside
>>56811803
>tfw cleaning out my closet
>tfw found remnants of a costume she wore to a dress up party I went to with her all those years ago
shit feel
>>56811803
name?
>>56811803
She sounds like an absolute runtasaurus rex
You should be glad she's gone desu lad
>>56811832
shaniqua
>>56811832
medulla
>>56811850
Jerome
>tfw pretty sure my mates arent even my mates any more
>haven't hung out with any of them since last year
>they never message me
>when I message them they just stop replying after a couple of messages
>only really social interaction I'm getting is through 4chan and acquaintances at uni
>been ringing my mum every second day just to have someone to talk to
Imagine rape wasn't a crime
>>56811866
ur becoming a normie. fuck off until ur the whole way
![Current-flag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LnSbaVx.jpg "Current-flag[1].jpg")
We fulfilled our end of the bargain. Now you need to leave the EU and restore the old ties and trade agreements with the commonwealth.
>>56811809
At your local church for just 9.99
>>56811888
Who is New Zealand's version of UKIP?
>>56811774
funny how that stuff literally turns into the body of christ as you eat it.
bit chewy after it transubstantiates really
>>56811888
for england, james
>a fucking leaf btfo
>>56811821
>not just micro-dosing amphetamine sulphate
wew
>>56811888
>New Zealand ranked as the 51th largest trade in goods partner of the EU in 2014 while the EU represented New Zealand's second largest trading partner after Australia.
actually there are already trade agreements in place
>>56810312
It's the perfect representation of New Zealand desu
>>56811838
she was safe 2bh
been ages now though, need to stop being a manlet about it
>>56811832
starts with a b
>>56811831
:( why does it hurt, i was over her haha. i guess you just miss when your life was like that rather than the person
>>56811907
probably NZ First, but they're fairly center
We haven't fucked up enough to need a populist party
>>56811907
New Zealand First.
Winston Peters is our Trump/Farage/Le Pen/Jimmy Akesson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Peters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_First
>>56811939
How do you feel about not having a leaf bro cannafrog?
>>56811866
I went 6 years after high school without any friends mate, my only social contact being co-workers, a while ago though my best mate from school messaged me and I went out with him and a couple of others I went to school with, glad he did desu I enjoy going out with them
>>56811937
We had better trade agreements with Britain and solely Britain but they cancelled them and betrayed the family to get into the EU.
going to work
bye lids
>>56811960
stop trying to turn Winny into a meme dickhead
You know that he's nothing like any of those politicians you listed
>>56811984
hello
>>56811971
It would be more fun if they had a fleur de lis.
>>56811989
t. alberto barbossa
IWTCIRD
>>56811989
have a nice day
>>56811998
*hons*
Daily reminder that Britaint is less sovereign and independent than the Anzacs
>see trending news on fb side panel thing
>"bindi irwin says she passed her driving test"
why the fuck is that news???
Don't wanna go to work :-(
Haven't even wanked for 24hrs due to fatigue
>Anonymous promises to take down Islamic state in light of the Brussels attacks
Howling with laughter
>>56812008
She's a national treasure cunt
wish i had a chocolate easter bunny desu
>>56812008
It means she's almost ripe
>>56809682
Not a funny post
>>56812016
*ddoses you*
heh shouldnt of spoken out of turn
>>56812055
>shouldnt of
i like how brits say HOMOSEXUALS. they really emphasize the degenerative connotations within the word
>>56812030
wrong answer
>>56812036
right answer
>>56812032
>tfw 23
>tfw mum still gets me chocolate bunnies
TYBM
>>56810740
Is that some nasi goring lad? Basically lived off that when I went
>>56812077
We don't you blooming runt. Everyone here just says 'gay'
forgot all about easter desu
>tfw got 40 dollars to feed myself until next thursday
what do I buy lads
fucking thailads in this thread
brit is at least 20% thailad
they're taking over our towns, cities, gimmicks. native /brit/s have a right to exist without our people being flushed out by their kind
fucking jews it's all their fault
>>56811038
Bit like prawn crackers but they're grim. Proper fishy
>>56812108
can ur mum get me a chocolate bunny?
>>56812142
canned chicken and rice-a-roni
>>56812139
when easter
The runts outside are squealing again.
goodmorningmygoodlads
>>56812145
embrace us
>>56812168
sunday
>>56812165
>rice-a-roni
thats like mac and cheese with rice?
>>56812153
one of her co-workers gave her one but she doesnt want it so she's giving it to me as an ADDITIONAL ONE weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i'll send u some la just send us an envelope with your address written on it
>>56812145
Oh no it must be so horrible to be pushed out of your place .
>>56812180
both of those were me, played like a fucking fiddle
my mum BETTER have gotten me a white chocolate egg as well as a lindt easter bunny
Good morning.
b& for
>tfw no trap bf
janny y u so mean
>>56812142
Rice and chicken should be cheap as fuck. seems like enough to feed yourself on 40 dollars. unless its fuck all compared to pounds
>>56812142
Big bag of pasta
>NZ voted keep the Union Jack on their flag
Based New Zealand
>>56812215
My mum always gets me an egg for easter desu, can't remember what it was last year though, it's usually flake/mars/mini eggs or whatever
Got a craving for creme eggs going on atm
>>56812142
go to coles at like 7 pm and get meats that are marked down because they are about to expire as well as rice 2bh
My bumhole is getting hairy
>keep getting screened out of supermarket applications by their automated questionnaires
fug
Years of social isolation have left me incapable of even deceiving a questionnaire.
>>56812188
it comes in like 50 different flavors. it's pretty good. you just have to mix some milk and butter in while you cook it. it only costs like $.50 a box and makes a lot of food
>>56812256
>he doesn't already have a Forrest if arse hair
Underage b&, get him Janny
>>56812246
creme eggs are absolutely rank now don't ever buy one again
>>56812262
Never ever tell the truth in an interview or a questionnaire - only tell them what they want to hear.
Really need a cum but won't be able to until at least 6pm
>>56812309
Sounds like poison to your third eye desu. AVOID
>>56812310
Could use a suck x
My dad works for the third eye company and he said they're releasing a fourth eye next year
>>56812309
Had one warehouse ask me if I had my own transport, replied no then got rejected
>tfw you will never be this strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvrzgKsRnJ0
>>56812309
I've tried that and they still fuck my shit up.
A lot of the questions are about time management, prioritizing things, when to contact your manager and when not to. Like if you're stacking shelves and an old woman comes up to you at the same precise moment a coworker comes up to you but also you can hear your manager in the background telling you to unload pallets and suddenly the customer slips and falls on a puddle, what do you do?
>his flag is a tricolour
Embarrassing
>>56812394
ngl Estonia is the best tri colour flag
Gonna claim all my holiday pay lads, before the new tax year lmao.
#smart
>>56812394
>Belarus
wut
>>56812355
My Japs eye is making a release in 5 minutes
>>56812412
>black and Royal blue
"No"
>go out with girl
>didn't come back home last night
>came back home this morning
>dad hasn't once asked me about my night, he's just talking about houses and developments and shit
What am I supposed to do to make him proud? I thought he'd be happy that I'm finally becoming a normie and not being an autist neet :(
>>56812310
*wanks you*
>>56812430
Stellar post
>>56812368
I want to get strong like that but I'm too selfconsious to go to the gym. When I get my own pad I'll get a bench and some barbells.
>>56812368
I used to be able to do that, but after several car crashes I can't.
>>56812476
shut up
>>56812494
>it's an australian isn't even aware of the picture he posted episode
>>56812445
Make him proud by stopping trying to please him all the time. You sound like a proper runt.
>>56812508
shut up
>>56812508
>its a thailad thinks that theres only 1 australian on the whole of /int/ episode
business idea: crop a union jack onto every flag on 4chan
>>56812525
>It's an Australian thinks there's 1 Thailad episode
>>56812476
wasn't me lad
3 car accidents bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhmfAaJffDY
>>56812514
>it's an anon is mean for no reason episode
>>56812525
>it's an australian thins there's only 1 thai poster in /brit/ episode
