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Dank of England edition
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FOB
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Youf
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Sunrise soon lads
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>>56809628
kyary posters are bottom of the barrel stuff
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*being shown around the new Trident facility*
*get shown the doomsday button which has nukes pointed at the US and australia*
*pretend to slip and press it*

>Haha, that'll show them dumb yanks and kangaroo riders
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>9hrs of sleep
>two cups of coffee
>hearty breakfast
>still tired
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Important
http://strawpoll.me/7078020
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>>56809682
Like I said a couple threads ago, I'd really appreciate it if some Thailad would start posting pictures of his anus and genitals.
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sandwich make me strong
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eating some pringles
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>>56809697

Go doctors pham. Probably ill if you are not exaggerating
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yanks out
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it's comin home
it's comin home
it's comin
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>>56809797
so brave
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>>56809775
Alri
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My hatch broke on my ford fiesta today. Loose bolt metal piece that the hatch clasps onto came loose. Fucking mexicans and their lazy asses can't tighten a bolt properly. Fixed it with proper tools today. Wish i had the Brittish version made by spaniards or germans cause the mexicans suck for manufacturing properly.
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>>56809832
Trump will fix it
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>>56809832
My car broke down the other week and it needed a whole new engine
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>>56809832
Hate hatchbacks desu
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>>56809697
are you fat?

you might have sleep apnoea
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>>56809832
>buys a badly made car
>blames the people that made the car

not very free market of you lad
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might have to go to bed soon
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>>56809853
In my dreams desu. I doubt that. I love how cool my fiesta looks(in America it stands out as looking European which several girls and guys see as cool and different) but the interior is a bit shoddy at times. Thankfully I checked under the hood/bonnet and everything looks really good still. I was thinking about the more Japanese mazda 2 but it just doesn't look as cool. Also it lacks the sync system that my fiesta has.
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>>56809697
might be because it's the middle of the night
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>>56809877
Sux. what brand? what model?

>>56809879
I hate sedans desu. Used to drive Suvs but got fed up with gas so I got a hatchback to get the feel of an suv in a more compact size and get better mileage.

>>56809894
I bet if it was made in the U.S, Europe, or Japan the quality would be better.
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Why are American cars so blocky and gay?
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>>56809877
should have just told the cunt to fuck off, taken it out and flintstoned it 2bh lad
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>>56809990

because they are a bunch of benders lad
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british police are so fucking useless

can't stop paki rape gangs but they can arrest people for torrenting
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http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160318-what-is-the-best-way-to-stop-internet-trolls

What does 'troll' even mean anymore

>>56810039
Worry not, lad. ARE NIGE will fix this
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>>56809990
That's just GM. Ford has some beast designs. Also alot of old people and moms buy those shitty sedans cause they don't care about appearance much.
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>""""""cougar"""""" porn
>woman is like 30

why is this allowed
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http://i.4cdn.org/f/Build%20The%20Wall.swf
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need all aussies and yanks to leave desu
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>>56810059
ah yes, le one seat man
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need more aussies and yanks desu
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need more muslims desu
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>>56810218
Brits really don't hate us. They just pretend to hate us cause that's the cool thing to do these days.
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>>56810210
delet this

What do you think of your flag referendum by the way?
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hello where is cumpets :DDDDD
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>>56810258
literally just a vanity project memed up by our Merchant PM, and most of the country can see through it
Also the proposed flag is fucking awful
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>>56810280
If this was a serious contender somehow, would you have voted for it?
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feeling a bit unsafe lads, like i don't really know many of you or what you might do
*hands everyone in the thread their own personal killing device*
ahh yes, feel much safer
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>>56810280
I quite liked the one with the moari swirl thing (about the same as the current news, so no point changing) but the others were shit.

Plus meme referendum
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>>56810280
So no chance of a new flag then?
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>>56810280
*shoves my red peak hard into your referendum*

ahh yes, very geometric
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>>56810350
ayy
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Wahey got that Friday feeling.
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>>56810312
I don't answer nonce questions sorry xox haha
>>56810333
probably not
>>56810350
Good post
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did a not sleep lads

dont know why 2bh
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Morning :3
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>>56810435
going to bed now 2bh
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alri
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>>56810569
shh this is a libererry
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>>56810569
Evening ;)
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>>56809673
that was actually a yank cartoon believe it or not.

1882. I remember looking at it in year 9
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>>56810569
>>56810593
Hello
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Was it too much weed?
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>>56810435
Same how weird is that haha
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http://strawpoll.me/7169056/

yanks weren't happy lads
not one of them had the authenticity to admit they were embarassed about it
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Why do Canadians have such weird posting times in /brit/. It seems like they SHOULD post when yanks post because both their countries span the same timezones but they often seem to post at strange Canadian hours.
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>>56810657
i'm circumsised and i like it. Not having an ant eater looking cock is amazing.
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>>56810673
lots of real niggas in canada
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>>56810689
guessing you're the 1 then
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>>56810657
>not being circumsised
good goy
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>Microsoft create learning chat-bot AI
>/pol/ starts teaching it a bunch of racist things
>It starts making racist tweets automatically
>Microsoft have to "fix" it

Fucking lol
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>>56810707
no i'm part of the "yes" crew. I'm not embarrassed at all
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>>56810718
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Lads I just bought all this indo food for 50p. I wonder what the local price is....
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>>56810707
na that was me
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>>56810709
my foreskin, and the many nerve endings it contains, remain intact and you're telling me that ive fallen victim to some form of jewery?

you are mistaken, fine aussie poster
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>>56810718
Top lel
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>>56810751
you can believe whatever your goy science tells you i dont care
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normie friend just uploaded a video of him and his mates drinking piss
Need to leave this place for a while
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>>56810740
you got a lighter for 50p? noice
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>>56810748
good bants

2bh i don't really feel good bullying circumcised aussies, it's just fun triggering yanks about it. I do genuinely think it should be illegal bar cases of phimosis though, it's not like you have a choice yana
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>>56810778
>goy science
>t. purveyor of protective foil hats
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>>56810785
Lighter for scale. Fucking lighter cost more than the food.
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>>56810789
i dont really care about it desu. i cant do anything to change it even if i wanted plus im a kv so i dont use my dick a whole lot anyway
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waheey
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>>56810868
bit rude that
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>>56810868
Very cheeky.

From your experience la, how do you think the flag referendum will turn out? I definitely prefer your current one, but maybe I'm bias.
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swedish grill messaged me out of the blue on tindet this morning

questionable 2bh
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>>56810950
It's not gonna win. Literally impossible.
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>>56810740
what's that stuff in the plastic?
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>>56810963
Why are you here in our British thread my Mohammedan gook friend?
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Going to the barbers today lads, wish me luck.
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>When daemons from the Immaterium try and misalign your chakras.
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>>56811159
Forgot my pic lads
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Unironically eating bread & butter for breakfast.

To be fair, the bread is highly highly dank seeded granary stuff from the bakery.
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>when your manager begs for people to do overtime but all he gets is air time
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Ah yes this will make those terrorists think twice, they can blow up our bodies but they will never take our coloured lights.
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>literally every time I go for a run I come back with dirty fingers
literally how?
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>>56811235
Literal povvo muslamic tribesman

>>56811290
Ahh yes let us call them 'daesh' too that will surely rile them up
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>>56811078
good luck
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>>56811235
dank bread + a thick layer of Lurpak butter + a little bit of salt

delicious 2bh
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>The novel provoked great controversy in the Muslim community for what some Muslims believed were blasphemous references. Rushdie was accused of misusing freedom of speech.[8] As the controversy spread, the import of the book was banned[9] in India and it was burned in demonstrations in the United Kingdom. In mid-February 1989, following a violent riot against the book in Pakistan, the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, then Supreme Leader of Iran and a Shi'a Muslim scholar, issued a fatwa calling on all Muslims to kill Rushdie and his publishers, or to point him out to those who can kill him if they cannot themselves.[10] Although the British Conservative government under Margaret Thatcher gave Rushdie round-the-clock police protection, many politicians on both sides were hostile to the author. British Labour MP Keith Vaz led a march through Leicester shortly after he was elected in 1989 calling for the book to be banned, while Conservative MP Norman Tebbit, the party's former chairman, called Rushdie an "outstanding villain" whose "public life has been a record of despicable acts of betrayal of his upbringing, religion, adopted home and nationality".

Ahh yes very peaceful
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gotta gimmick for you lads
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keeping the banterstamp lads
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>>56811345
cheers, just can't remember if it opens at 8 or 9
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Wish we could all be friends desu
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>>56811405
It was Lurkpak my friend

was delicious indeed.
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>>56811446
what kinda cut u gonna get?
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>>56811506
how do i say just fuck my shit up in turkish?
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What are your plans for Good Friday lads?

Gonna make some fresh pasta and drink wine desu
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The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the normies, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing.
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>>56811527

>Good Friday

rorke
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Well good morning
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*accidentally kills all yanks and aussies*

haha whoops
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>>56811572
*slides his hands into your cute little pajama pants and grabs your willy* good morning to you hehe
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No matter how hard I try I cannot enjoy piano music

>>56811576
leave the aussies alone you chinky prick they are belong to us
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>>56811591
I'm actually already dressed so you just groped someone else perv!
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>>56811608
ewww gross i groped a yank

need to sterilize my hands lad, heeeelp
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>tfw 4 day weekend
>tfw no friends to do anything with
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>>56811603
Both parts of this post are terrible.
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>>56811631
> tfw your social life is so busy that you're using the long weekend to do nothing
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>schoolgirls walking by
>none are even fit
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>>56811631

>Off for 2 weeks
>3 of my friends all went on different holidays leaving two others who cant be arsed doing anything

REEEEEE
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> there are people posting here RIGHT NOW who have no idea what kissing a girl is like
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just bit my tongue ffs
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>>56811641
delete this
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>>56811633
You've got until the count of 10 to apologise.

1
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>>56811654
mid-20s creepy skelly-manlet leering over school girls.
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> He has never felt the soft touch of a young slag in heat
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2
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>>56811661
delete this
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Is there a more Christian food?
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> he has no idea what it feels like to wake up with an adorable girl asleep on his chest, her soft gentle hands clasped together underneath her
> he has never watched her squirm gently as she wakes up, gazing up into your eyes and smiling, whispering a soft "i love you"
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Mum just said that black people aren't that bad so I called her a SJW cultural marxist cunt

Stupid bint haha
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>he has never inserted his penis into a womans vagina
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>>56811184

I like that
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new gimmick: pretend to have a really racist mum
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> "Why no i have never had a girl passionately fart in my face"

OH.
MY GOD.

WHAT A LOSER
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new york is amazing lads
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>>56811711
holy bread
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>>56811684

Nah I'm 6'0" 79kg and I lift. Probably creepy tho
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>he has never been driving with his hand on the gear stick while a girl in the passenger seat puts her hand on his and tells him she wants to be nowhere else in the world

hahahahaha smFh
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>>56811719
> he has never gave a girl's vagina a cheeky whiff
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>>56811641
>>56811661
>>56811691
>>56811715
>>56811719
>>56811737
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>>56811741
when did it move to denmark?
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>>56811748
>Nah I'm 6'0" 79kg and I lift
does that make it easier to drag them into your home? are they conscious?
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>>56811711
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>>56811772

Would be a bit audacious to attempt that in broad daylight outside my own house lad
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>>56811769
i think i'll move there next year 2bh
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got that friday feeling
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lads found a xmas card from 2014 from her:

"i thought i would get you another card that isn't ripped up
i'm sorry for being a dramatic bitch
you are amazing and perfect and pwitty,
merry christmas

i love you
lots+lots+lots+lots xxxxxx"

too early for these feels lads
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>>56811774
where can i buy these instead of crisps??
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>>56811774
Giant white chocolate buttons?
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Poo peeland is keeping our flag
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got one sheet of modafinil left lads

not going to order more
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>>56811797
just knock her on the head, then grab her and leg it back inside
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>>56811803
>tfw cleaning out my closet
>tfw found remnants of a costume she wore to a dress up party I went to with her all those years ago

shit feel
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>>56811803
name?
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>>56811803
She sounds like an absolute runtasaurus rex

You should be glad she's gone desu lad
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>>56811832

shaniqua
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>>56811832
medulla
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>>56811850
Jerome
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>tfw pretty sure my mates arent even my mates any more
>haven't hung out with any of them since last year
>they never message me
>when I message them they just stop replying after a couple of messages
>only really social interaction I'm getting is through 4chan and acquaintances at uni
>been ringing my mum every second day just to have someone to talk to
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Imagine rape wasn't a crime
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>>56811866
ur becoming a normie. fuck off until ur the whole way
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We fulfilled our end of the bargain. Now you need to leave the EU and restore the old ties and trade agreements with the commonwealth.
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>>56811809
At your local church for just 9.99
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>>56811888
Who is New Zealand's version of UKIP?
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>>56811774
funny how that stuff literally turns into the body of christ as you eat it.

bit chewy after it transubstantiates really
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>>56811888
for england, james
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>a fucking leaf btfo
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>>56811821
>not just micro-dosing amphetamine sulphate

wew
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>>56811888
>New Zealand ranked as the 51th largest trade in goods partner of the EU in 2014 while the EU represented New Zealand's second largest trading partner after Australia.

actually there are already trade agreements in place
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>>56810312
It's the perfect representation of New Zealand desu
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>>56811838
she was safe 2bh

been ages now though, need to stop being a manlet about it

>>56811832
starts with a b

>>56811831
:( why does it hurt, i was over her haha. i guess you just miss when your life was like that rather than the person
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>>56811907
probably NZ First, but they're fairly center
We haven't fucked up enough to need a populist party
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>>56811907
New Zealand First.

Winston Peters is our Trump/Farage/Le Pen/Jimmy Akesson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Peters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_First
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>>56811939
How do you feel about not having a leaf bro cannafrog?
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>>56811866
I went 6 years after high school without any friends mate, my only social contact being co-workers, a while ago though my best mate from school messaged me and I went out with him and a couple of others I went to school with, glad he did desu I enjoy going out with them
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>>56811937
We had better trade agreements with Britain and solely Britain but they cancelled them and betrayed the family to get into the EU.
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going to work

bye lids
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>>56811960
stop trying to turn Winny into a meme dickhead
You know that he's nothing like any of those politicians you listed
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>>56811984

hello
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>>56811971
It would be more fun if they had a fleur de lis.
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>>56811989
t. alberto barbossa
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IWTCIRD
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>>56811989
have a nice day
>>56811998
*hons*
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Daily reminder that Britaint is less sovereign and independent than the Anzacs
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>see trending news on fb side panel thing
>"bindi irwin says she passed her driving test"

why the fuck is that news???
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Don't wanna go to work :-(
Haven't even wanked for 24hrs due to fatigue
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>Anonymous promises to take down Islamic state in light of the Brussels attacks

Howling with laughter
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>>56812008

She's a national treasure cunt
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wish i had a chocolate easter bunny desu
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>>56812008
It means she's almost ripe
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>>56809682
Not a funny post
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>>56812016

*ddoses you*

heh shouldnt of spoken out of turn
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>>56812055
>shouldnt of
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i like how brits say HOMOSEXUALS. they really emphasize the degenerative connotations within the word
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>>56812030
wrong answer

>>56812036
right answer
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>>56812032
>tfw 23
>tfw mum still gets me chocolate bunnies

TYBM
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>>56810740
Is that some nasi goring lad? Basically lived off that when I went
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>>56812077
We don't you blooming runt. Everyone here just says 'gay'
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forgot all about easter desu
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>tfw got 40 dollars to feed myself until next thursday
what do I buy lads
>>
fucking thailads in this thread

brit is at least 20% thailad

they're taking over our towns, cities, gimmicks. native /brit/s have a right to exist without our people being flushed out by their kind

fucking jews it's all their fault
>>
>>56811038
Bit like prawn crackers but they're grim. Proper fishy
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>>56812108
can ur mum get me a chocolate bunny?
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>>56812142
canned chicken and rice-a-roni
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>>56812139
when easter
>>
The runts outside are squealing again.
>>
goodmorningmygoodlads
>>
>>56812145
embrace us
>>56812168
sunday
>>
>>56812165
>rice-a-roni
thats like mac and cheese with rice?
>>
>>56812153
one of her co-workers gave her one but she doesnt want it so she's giving it to me as an ADDITIONAL ONE weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i'll send u some la just send us an envelope with your address written on it
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>>56812145
Oh no it must be so horrible to be pushed out of your place .
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>>56812180
both of those were me, played like a fucking fiddle

my mum BETTER have gotten me a white chocolate egg as well as a lindt easter bunny
>>
Good morning.

b& for
>tfw no trap bf

janny y u so mean
>>
>>56812142

Rice and chicken should be cheap as fuck. seems like enough to feed yourself on 40 dollars. unless its fuck all compared to pounds
>>
>>56812142

Big bag of pasta
>>
>NZ voted keep the Union Jack on their flag
Based New Zealand
>>
>>56812215
My mum always gets me an egg for easter desu, can't remember what it was last year though, it's usually flake/mars/mini eggs or whatever

Got a craving for creme eggs going on atm
>>
>>56812142
go to coles at like 7 pm and get meats that are marked down because they are about to expire as well as rice 2bh
>>
My bumhole is getting hairy
>>
>keep getting screened out of supermarket applications by their automated questionnaires
fug

Years of social isolation have left me incapable of even deceiving a questionnaire.
>>
>>56812188
it comes in like 50 different flavors. it's pretty good. you just have to mix some milk and butter in while you cook it. it only costs like $.50 a box and makes a lot of food
>>
>>56812256
>he doesn't already have a Forrest if arse hair

Underage b&, get him Janny
>>
>>56812246
creme eggs are absolutely rank now don't ever buy one again
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>>56812262
Never ever tell the truth in an interview or a questionnaire - only tell them what they want to hear.
>>
Really need a cum but won't be able to until at least 6pm
>>
>>56812309

Sounds like poison to your third eye desu. AVOID
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>>56812310
Could use a suck x
>>
My dad works for the third eye company and he said they're releasing a fourth eye next year
>>
>>56812309
Had one warehouse ask me if I had my own transport, replied no then got rejected
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>tfw you will never be this strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvrzgKsRnJ0
>>
>>56812309
I've tried that and they still fuck my shit up.

A lot of the questions are about time management, prioritizing things, when to contact your manager and when not to. Like if you're stacking shelves and an old woman comes up to you at the same precise moment a coworker comes up to you but also you can hear your manager in the background telling you to unload pallets and suddenly the customer slips and falls on a puddle, what do you do?
>>
>his flag is a tricolour

Embarrassing
>>
>>56812394
ngl Estonia is the best tri colour flag
>>
Gonna claim all my holiday pay lads, before the new tax year lmao.

#smart
>>
>>56812394
>Belarus

wut
>>
>>56812355

My Japs eye is making a release in 5 minutes
>>
>>56812412
>black and Royal blue

"No"
>>
>go out with girl
>didn't come back home last night
>came back home this morning
>dad hasn't once asked me about my night, he's just talking about houses and developments and shit

What am I supposed to do to make him proud? I thought he'd be happy that I'm finally becoming a normie and not being an autist neet :(
>>
>>56812310
*wanks you*
>>
>>56812430
Stellar post
>>
>>56812368
I want to get strong like that but I'm too selfconsious to go to the gym. When I get my own pad I'll get a bench and some barbells.
>>
>>56812368
I used to be able to do that, but after several car crashes I can't.
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>>56812476
shut up
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>>56812494
>it's an australian isn't even aware of the picture he posted episode
>>
>>56812445
Make him proud by stopping trying to please him all the time. You sound like a proper runt.
>>
>>56812508
shut up
>>
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>>56812508
>its a thailad thinks that theres only 1 australian on the whole of /int/ episode
>>
business idea: crop a union jack onto every flag on 4chan
>>
>>56812525
>It's an Australian thinks there's 1 Thailad episode
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>>56812476
wasn't me lad

3 car accidents bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhmfAaJffDY
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>>56812514
>it's an anon is mean for no reason episode

>>56812525
>it's an australian thins there's only 1 thai poster in /brit/ episode
>>
>>56812530
I'll invest a (You) for a 51% stake
>>
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>>56812547
>>56812551
>Its a thailad has lost it and has imagined up another personality of himself to talk to himself on 4chan episode
>>
>>56812551
thailad
do you lift?
>>
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>>56812571
spoopy
>>
>>56812571
1 has a Bangkok flag extension the other doesn't.

By all appearances it's 2 people.
>>
>you will never be intimate with a woman

please kill me

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1458766935755.jpg
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>>56812592
>1 has reddit flags and the other doesnt
wow thats so amazing
>>
>>56812476
>thailand road "safety"
>>
told a yank his third eye was welded shut by fox news earlier and he said third eye means vagina; and thus my point was proved
>>
>>56812585
not thailad, but I used to, used to dead 1RM was 180k before 14 car accidents and 3 plane crashes.

But I haven't lifted seriously in about a year now, on a cut here to at least get lean again.
>>
>>56812618
unironically the second-deadliest roads in world
>>
>>56812599
It's not as good as people say it is. It's just a pleasure of the body, like holding in a wee for ages then releasing it. It's not like a pleasure of the mind - like aquiring a (You) or creating a new gimmick.
>>
>>56812616
No he doesn't have a Canadian flag just a Thailand one
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>>56812589
I FUCKING WARNED YOU
>>
might start using flags and create a new epic /brit/ personality

what do you lads think?
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>you will never be the other thailad
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>>56812642
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?!
>>
>>56812635
What's first? Poo in the loo land?
>>
WE NEED MORE THAILADS
>>
>>56812510
But he's always moaning at me about stuff. He used to always moan that I never go out and do stuff. Now I'm doing stuff and he still doesn't care.

Worst thing is that I currently pay more of the rent and bills than he does.
>>
>>56812661
Some African country iirc
>>
>>56812637
>It's not like a pleasure of the mind
How not? You know she wants to be there with you, that she desires you, that she trusts you enough to be that close with you.

Pure bodily pleasure would be paying for an escort. Having consensual sex with a qt gf seems like it has tonnes of abstract mental pleasure and satisfaction associated with it.
>>
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>>56812628
you should do a cycle senpai
you have access to legal pharmaceutical grade test and all the ancillaries you would need for cheap.
Imagine all the thai pussy when you are walking around fucking jacked.
>>
>>56812655
now I am
>>
Why is Paul Joseph Watson so BASED?
>>
>get a banana
>it has not 1 but 2 bruises

absolutely fuming lads
>>
>>56812691
>How not? You know she wants to be there with you, that she desires you, that she trusts you enough to be that close with you.

Dunno mate never felt anything like that. The only ones I've slept with were paid for or they wanted something from me.
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>>56812737
good lad
>>
>>56812761
enjoy your spider eggs
>>
>>56812589
I think chinks look a bit like monkeys ngl
>>
>>56812002
>>>/mlp/
>>
>>56812699
I would've cycled if I was here 2 years ago, kinda lost all desire to get swole though tb h.

Might hop on the winny if I ever wanna get fawkin shredded, but I can't even see myself going that far desu.
>>
literally nothing worse than when you have the flu and you wake up in the middle of the night and you've just fucking DRENCHED your entire bed in sweat, like literally 5 litres of sweat must've gone into making everything that fucking wet, then you have to change all your fucking sheets while you're delirious and feverish in the middle of the night and just fuck off

fuck off


fuck off
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IWHBYD

(only cool kids will get this reference)
>>
>>56812888
I thought that had happened to me once but it turns out your mum had spent the night
>>
Hello gents

I'll be moving to your country for the next 2-3 years as software dev and I'm wondering about some stuff. Perhaps some of you may be able to assist.

1. Salary range of 50-60k/y - will I be able to save a lot, if I live 'smart' ? (London)
2. Any wild guesses how quick would someone get used to your opposite-traffic?
3. Are nignogs/muslims/shitskins really as terrible as they seem thanks to /pol/ ?
4. Do I need a license to carry a knife?
5. Do people socialize outside of pubs/clubs?
6. Are there any random things I should know about, or would be good to know?

Thanks a ton
>>
>>56812917
fuck off billionaire
>>
>>56812888
Fever breaking is usually a good thing.

>>56812912
Hello Re︂ddit!
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weeeeeeeeeee hahahahaha weeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>56812917
are you from narva? If so you'll fit right in in london
>>
>>56812917
not reading all of this
>>
Post tunes lads
>>
>>56812941
>mum jokes are reddit
Nah mate
>>
>>56812917
dont move to london
about 2 weeks driving, you'll look the wrong way crossing the road until you almost get hit
no, they are there but most have proper british accents and aren't any worse than any disadvantaged white group
you can't carry a knife on you, they don't sell licenses for them
yeah, mainly through hobbies/activities though
and dont move to london
>>
>>56812973
Hello again my Reddit friend. An upvote for you, my good sir!
>>
>>56812990
Twat
>>
>>56812965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
>>
>>56812965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Gm3r4Gsfo
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>>56812990
cunt
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>>56812965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBmL7iZpCb0
>>
>>56812982

What is so bad about London?
I've heard Manchester is the place to be avoided.

Alright, so no knives. What about gun license?
Since I enjoy midnight walks I don't really want to take any chances.
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>>56813032
>midnight walks
>london
>>
Literally cannot stop shitposting

I get like this when I'm tired for some reason.
>>
>>56813032
>Alright, so no knives. What about gun license?
Since I enjoy midnight walks I don't really want to take any chances.

Yeah knives are outlawed but you should be able to walk around with a Kalashnikov in london just fine. If the police stop you, just say it's for self-defence only - then they'll be on their way.
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>>56813026
>>
>>56813002
>>56813024
>>
>>56813052
still up from the night before?
>>
>>56812917

>1. Salary range of 50-60k/y - will I be able to save a lot, if I live 'smart' ? (London)
Only billionaires can afford to live in housing that isn't flats in London
>2. Any wild guesses how quick would someone get used to your opposite-traffic?
u wot m8
>3. Are nignogs/muslims/shitskins really as terrible as they seem thanks to /pol/ ?
It is a possibility that you will be mugged or beheaded
>4. Do I need a license to carry a knife?
You can't carry knives
>5. Do people socialize outside of pubs/clubs?
No
>6. Are there any random things I should know about, or would be good to know?
Don't come here
>>
>>56813032
move to bristol, manchester, edinburgh, brighton, birmingham, cardiff

london is a meme city for rich saudis and their pet politicians
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNhd1n9eAY

suck ma fucking dick biiiiitch
>>
>>56812917
>moving to London

How is your knowledge on sharia law?
>>
>What is so bad about London?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI
>>
>>56812917
eurgh, ignore the "hurr its muslims" rorke idiots, it's just an overpriced soulless shithole, filled with horrible soulless people of all skin tones and faiths
>>
>>56813032
>midnight walks
>london

I see it know

>BREAKING NEWS : Estonian man stabbed to death in london
>>
>>56813065
well my sleep schedule's been on its head for a while now, I usually sleep around 7am.
>>
ISIS, oil & Turkey: RT films trove of jihadist docs detailing illegal trade with Ankara

Captured ISIS Fighters claim Turkey supported them with food & arms in return for oil trade
Watch the video in rt.com archive below for more information and an upcoming documentary.

https://archive.is/DHSDl
>>
>>56813032

>What about gun license?

Is this a memepost? guns are heavily restricted and can rarely be used in self defence we dont even allow pepperspray for self defence. Fucking bad law desu
>>
>>56813134
>stabbing in london
>breaking news

Nah
>>
>>56813134
>man being stabbed by nogs is "Breaking News" in the capital of Bongistan

no
>>
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>>56813137
same
I was going to fix my sleep pattern today but I got sleepy at 6am and said fuck it
woke up at 4pm
>>
>>56813154
>>56813174
alright lads no need to get technical
>>
>>56813121
yaknow maggie was the first leader to allow the amnah to be loudspeakered
>>
SMASHING new gimmick:
>referring to black people as 'chocolate men'
did it in the company of a girl day before yesterday and she laughed
>>
where the naked boobies
>>
>>56813188
>casual racism as a tool to impress girls

Quite risky 2bh
>>
>>56813187
**adhan
>>
Going on holiday today lads
>>
i'm watching sky news and they make it seem like leaving the EU is pretty likely
>>
>>56813227
*waves*
>>
post your boldest conversational gambit
>>
>>56813046

That bad of an idea?

>>56813057

It wouldn't be an issue in the US, but I presume concealed-carry is an option even in UK?

>>56813069

I'm actually looking to live in a flat. So that wouldn't be a problem.

Regarding the question about traffic, you probably know that rest of the world (aside from Japan) has left-sided traffic right?

I will be coming, that's for sure. Too many offers via LinkedIn, but I won't stay longer than 2-3 years.

>>56813076

Meme city?
Heart of UK, or what exactly is wrong with London?

>>56813129

Alright. Doesn't sound too different from any other capitol city though.

>>56813134

That's why I'm looking to carry a knife/gun or something.

>>56813140

Heavily restricted, hm. Alright, I guess a hidden blade will have to do.
Interesting that UK laws are that strict.
What about stun-guns?
>>
>>56813236
Wont happen
>>
>>56813188
My dad took me to Cadbury world when I was a kid and said look over there, there's a chocolate man while pointing to a black security guard. So he invented it first.
>>
>>56813255
>I presume concealed-carry is an option even in UK?

Ok, very funny - but you're going too far with this now.
>>
>>56813255
lad, basic rule: if you can defend yourself with it, you can threaten/kill/rob somebody with it, and it's not allowed
>>
>>56813255
It is illegal to carry ANYTHING you intend of using as a weapon you finno-ugric mongol chink spacker
>>
saw a black and white couple pushing a pram yesterday
I want off this ride
>>
someone is uploading /brit/ tindr images to reddit
>>
think this estonian is just trying to make us look silly

all the yanks are in bed estonian
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>>56813319
fuck off
>>
>>56813307
haha do they not know we have colour now it's bloody 2016
>>
alright?
>>
>>56813333
le pretend to not use reddit meme

good meme
>>
>>56813255
>Heavily restricted, hm. Alright, I guess a hidden blade will have to do.
>Interesting that UK laws are that strict.
>What about stun-guns?

Ill make it more clear. Guns (shotguns and rifles only) can only be owned after a long application process and must be kept in a locked safe at all times apart from transit to shooting ranges etc. You also have to be a member of a Shooting club approved by the Home office.

Carrying a Knife will get you arrested and likely with harsh treatment from Judges due to the perception of Knife crime being such a big issue. No chance can you own a stun gun mate carrying anything like that is viewed as intent to use it to harm another. Although crime isnt really that bad and you dont need to carry a knife unless you decide to walk through some estate at 4 in the morning

>>56813255
>Heart of UK, or what exactly is wrong with London?

the 50k-60k will feel like nothing once you get to London and pay London prices for rent etc. Just look up property prices compared to the res tof the country. Cities like Manchester/Liverpool and Ebinburgh(?) are much cheaper
>>
what happens in estonia anyway?
>>
>>56813319
>thinking any of those images are real

They're the same as the """""real"""""" iPhone chat exchanges that are so funny to normies or the alleged snapchats that show a girl sprayed with cum, cucking her boyfriend. In an hour you could whip up a fake GUI for generating your own fake images in the style of Tinder or any of these other things.

I just assume absolutely everything I see is fake and has been designed to farm likes, upvotes etc.
>>
>>56813344
vast majority of people here don't use reddit you insufferable cunt
>>
>>56813361
drinking and suicide
>>
>Man who confronted Muslim woman to 'explain' Brussels attacks arrested

Racists BTFO. It has NOT been a good week for you.
>>
>>56813177
neet lyf bby
>ifunny
that was actually on a normie website? I'd imagine normies would find it a tad too racist
>>
>>56813383
Ah Rasheed, we meet again. It's been an excellent week, all this terrorist has stirred up interest in islamaphobia and anti EU rhetoric.
>>
reckon merkel's been hitting the red wine hard this week
>>
>>56813378
sounds like a very comfy place
>>
>>56813370
im pretty sure they do lad, if you refuse to enjoy the content of that website because some rorke on a vietnamese goat swapping website told you it was uncool then you're fucking omega and should just kys
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/may/07/muslims-britain-france-germany-homosexuality

Based. Proud to be English desu.
>>
Think we should encourage some jihadists to blow up a UKIP conference and all those bloody racists to smithereens

Thoughts?

(This is a joke, please don't arrest me MI5)
>>
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>watching UK weather forecast
>showers
>scattered showers
>rain
>showers
>cloudy rain
>chilly
>evening showers

man y'all are some tough motherfuckers
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>>56813499

Cant risk ignorning this lad
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7169652/
http://strawpoll.me/7169652/
http://strawpoll.me/7169652/
>>
ffs my bowls were evacuated without consent
>>
>>56813498
french and german muslims are north africans and turks while british muslims are mostly pakis and pakis all have sticks up their arses
>>
>>56813551
time to put you down lad
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