obnoxious anime edition
crayon pop
having a look
prison trooz
crayon poop
>Leaves btfo
http://www.electionresults.govt.nz/2016_flag_referendum2/
>>56813560
3,2,1,4,5
>>56813588
was expecting a spider
>>56813471
If you want to talk about reddit go fuck off to reddit and talk about it there
cannot comprehend why you would come here and talk about your wank website
>>56813588
hehe nawww
Ahh yes very impressive
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/21/peter-tatchell-campaign-for-lgbt-muslims-receives-mixed-reaction
"Whoever you find doing the action of the people of Loot, execute the one who does it and the one to whom it is done." - Muhammad
business idea: kill all the baby boomers and take their mansions that they bought in the 70s for 50k
Universal jobmatch is so shit. Page after page of nothing but jobs I am unqualified for and no way of refining it so that you just get dosser jobs.
>>56813602
3,5,4,1,2 desu
>>56813638
Fuck sake lad if you're gonna be on bennies go on ESA
>>56813616
>One middle-aged man asked if the campaigners would approve if he walked naked down the street.
What the fuck? isnt even related to the story he just went and asked them
>>56813639
At least we agree on Chinky 3
>>56813549
Cheryl
>Job : Full Time Mommy
>>56813670
nothing like a good wank to Cheryl taking BBC
Drugs innit
>>56813684
>Job: I'm a princess I don't work
my fridge has a crack in the handle and i got my skin pinched in the crack for like 10 (ten) seconds and then when I got it out it went all black and my mum said I had a 'black man's pinch'
racist bitch, could have slapped her
https://www.fb.com/LooseAussieBloke/videos/vb.303654979714073/1006235979455966/?type=2&theater
my kind of humour haha looooooooooool...
I've got breasts lads and I can't shift em. Looks like gf 2016 has been postponed.
ded
wish daddy would hit me harder >.<
the NZ flag here to stay lads
wish mummy never left ( ._.)
So how many of you are actually benders? Just curious
>A man has been arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred after allegedly posting a tweet in response to the Brussels attacks.
>The tweet read: "I confronted a Muslim woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said 'Nothing to do with me'. A mealy mouthed reply."
>A 46-year-old man was arrested on Wednesday night in Croydon.
Remember lads, Islam is a race and talking to muslims is a crime!
>>56813918
>I've got breasts
moobs?
>A mealy mouthed reply
>>56814015
What is it with Rorkes and harrasing minorities on the Street and public transport?
>>56814029
yeah
Scotland lol
fart gasses seep out of my ass while i sit here shitposting
i think i'm poisoning myself with fart gas
>Listen, and understand! Kev is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with he doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
>>56814063
hahahaha
Room smells of fags and farts
fuck everyone in this thread
>>56814053
>asking people a question is harassing
>fuck everyone in this thread
i think the term WAGs is problematic.
>>56814128
HE WALKS
>>56814128
the vast majority of kevs is peaceful wtf are you on about
>>56814160
but where is he going?
what is his destination?
Gimmicks that died too soon:
Ballbusting
Runtposting
>Gimmicks that died too soon:
>Ballbusting
>Runtposting
is there any reason to date a "british" """""""""""woman"""""""""""" if I could date an asian girl instead
>>56814222
both my gimmicks
If im a runt, does that make my mum a pig
>>56814222
Runtposting can fuck off
Ballbusting was legitimately funny
>go to work last night
>leave computer with Win 8.1 on
>come home
>win10 now on computer
???
I guess I should've paid more attention to that message that popped up every time I booted the bastard thing up.
>>56814251
no
kgfs are peak
>>56814251
How is this a question?
>>56814222
ballbusting will make a come back mark my words
good time to buy imo
Dear oh dear
>>56814251
lord no
>>56814251
only reason is that you'll get a hafu which I don't really fancy doing
>>56814309
i still wish the pepe flag went further
>>56814251
your self self pride
>>56814309
why a dutch windmill?
>>56814251
>>56814283
>>56814290
>yellow fever
embarrassing
>>56814283
>k
nah lol
>BBC opens a comments section on an article
>gets absolutely shredded by every single poster
The goyim aren't as stupid as they thought. The fire rises
>>56814251
Do you mean Asian or like pakistani "asian"?
>>56814350
you realise the people who comment on BBC comment sections are the same people who spend all day on /pol/, right?
guess i should eat some food before i die of starvation. i hate responsibility
>>56814251
everybody who looks at you wont be able to correctly assume that you are both failures
I read your post, I analysed it, I put in my two cents, and guess what in the end it was to no avail since Im not going to reply.
You must feel right stupid, hey maybe next time kid
>>56814355
Both are obviously better than whites desu
t. Minge connoisseur
>>56814369
Something tells me you've got a bit of a way to go before starvation, 'ey mate haha
*pats your belly*
'ey mate hahaha
*jiggles it around a bit*
hahahaha, starvation...
>>56814368
Uh huh? How about every newspaper comment section apart from The Guardian?
They're all /pol/ nutters as well?
>>56814350
post it
>>56813549
I love Karen!
>>56814345
is it possible to date a yellow without having yellow fever
>>56814412
Is it possible to eat broccoli without being vegetarian?
>>56814395
Yeah
UKIP voting trump sympathising /pol/ nutters.
>>56814400
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35877074
>>56814439
>This entry is now closed for comments.
hmm
>>56814434
Should I buy an all-rides pass for Tivoli or just pay for the good ones once I get there? Which are the good ones?
>>56814412
no its not possible
>>56814393
im actually really skinny
what's the general estimation lads, brexit y/n
>>56814474
Alright tubs, say it don't spray it haha
have a snickers mate, you're not you when you're hungry hahaha
>>56814434
>UKIP voting trump sympathising /pol/ nutters.
you're not welcome here anymore
>>56814474
>being skinny
kill yourself half man
>>56814482
OUT
>>56814462
Just get an all rides pass and save yourself the hassle, it's not expensive
I haven't been there for years but as far as i remember it's relatively small so it probably won't be as good as Thorpe Park or something like that
There's a freefall tower that gives a pretty good view of copenhagen
This comment was removed because it broke the house rules.
>>56814498
David wont approve of that
>>56814498
that's fine and all but i mean among the general population. how's it being spun in the media?
>why yes, I wash my hands after using the toilet
>Mum asked when I'm moving out because she can't afford for me to keep living here
I get that they want me to be independent already but I'm lending them money every month in the hundreds that I get back in pennies and I'll probably never see the rest, not to mention paying for shit in emergencies, and the shopping sometimes. My brother blows all his money the week he gets paid and my dad only has a part time job so all the best to them really. Hope they don't ask for money when I do eventually leave desu, fucking poortherners
>>56814564
>gif
fuck off
>>56814504
Cheers mate
*appeals to reason*
>there are currently 4 million unemployed people in Spain, 3 million of them are young
>but Germany prefers inbred low IQ 3rd world islamist shitters
>>56814482
Voting stay desu lad.
>>56814498
https://twitter.com/BigotExposed/status/697910985206710272
Poor lad being bullied by lefties desu
rachel wyse is so beautiful pls be my gf
Why is it so hard to find a toilet to shit in at work lads.
If it's not a broken lock there's piss all over the seat or no toilet paper. I've had to go down 4 floors and use another companies toilets.
Pears are literally just tall, soft apples
>>56814632
Bigots BTFO once again
>>56814632
>Matthew Doyle is being questioned on suspicion of inciting racial hatred after the purported encounter in Croydon, south London.
>A message posted on his Twitter page on Wednesday morning said: "I confronted a Muslim woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said 'Nothing to do with me'. A mealy mouthed reply."
>The tweet went viral and was widely mocked on Twitter, with many users choosing to parody it.
>Enam Haque wrote: "I confronted a ferret and asked him to explain Donald Trump's hair. He said 'nothing to do with me'. A mealy mouthed response."
>Joe Heenan wrote: "I confronted my 5 yr old son yesterday. I asked him to explain the mortgage rates. He said 'I dunno, I like Batman'. A mealy mouthed reply."
>A spokesman for Scotland Yard said on Wednesday: "We have arrested a 46-year-old man on suspicion of inciting racial hatred on social media.
>"He was arrested tonight at an address in Croydon and remains in custody at a south London police station."
>The Brussels attacks at an airport and Metro station by three suicide bombers killed more than 30 people.
>Islamic State has claimed it was behind the bombings.
JUST
Some twat from upstairs just locked himself in our stationery cupboard and had a shit
Fuming
>>56814665
>>56814632
The Shirt makes me think that hes an insufferable bellend who will try to convert you at every oppourtunity desu
>>56814688
in what way is that inciting racial hatred
islam is not a race
William William Henry Stephen Henry Richard John
Henry Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two, then three more Henries, join our song!
Edward Edward Rich the third Henry Henry Ed again Mary 1, good queen Bess
CANT GET THIS FUCKING SONG INTO MY STUPID HEAD AAAAA
>>56814711
Nah, he's blatantly an impressionable lout who'll hop from bandwagon to bandwagon
>>56814632
bet he likes The Foals
>>56814721
You're under arrest
>>56814632
>bigotexposed
>>56814756
oh heck
>>56814661
Where I work there's always piss all over the seats too, and halfway through my shift when all the drivers start their shift, the toilets absolutely fucking reek, like the only reason they come in work is just to have a disgusting shit. A while ago somebody on another shift smeared fucking shit and paper towels across all the walls, to this day nobody knows who did it. If I want a poo I just go the ladies since there's none working on my shift anyway.
Does anyone else worry that we could literally be arrested for the kind of shit we post here.
FARAGE EXPOSED
UKIP IS FINISHED
>>56814721
Equality act 2010 counts discrimination based on Race and religion pham. Saying 'Its not a race haha' is just semantics if you chose to verbally assault them based upon religion its the same as race. Remember that Verbal assault is a crime but i think its more complex than Man say nasty thing and unless she felt in fear for her life he wont be in trouble.
Just got called downstairs because "a screen is flicking"
Turns out their mouse's right button was repeatedly clicking and opening the context menu, I actually clicked it once and it stopped
Honestly could put my forehead through a steel girder right now.
>>56814804
I support farage stealing as much eu money as possible
VERY annoyed I didn't buy the fallout season pass for $20 lads ffs
>>56814856
Ah good, he won't be arrested then
Wait
>>56814802
Nah, will literally bomb a mosque tomorrow.
ama
>>56814804
are you serious mate? politicians are rich? holy shit
get fucking over it
>>56814864
trolled hard mate
>>56814802
Honestly yes, sometimes I write something then don't post it, dire desu
I'm probably on a watchlist just for browsing here though desu
>>56814856
> i think its more complex than Man say nasty thing
Someone got like a month in prison for throwing a banana at a black footballer and making ape noises.
It is literally "man say bad thing"
>>56814881
IF I CAN'T HAVE MONEY THEN NO ONE CAN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56814915
deserved 2bh, completely unacceptable behaviour
>>56814904
Jokes on them, I'm on incognito mode
>>56814873
Randomly going up and shouting at someone isnt Halal desu. BUt its probably the police overracting. Judge might tell the police to fuck off and dismiss the case if its really nothing
>>56814915
>Literally racial abuse
>gets charged for it
Hmm.
Ah yes arresting people for posting mean stuff on twitter this is an effective use of police time instead of investigating muslim grooming gangs
>>56814915
well that's just stupid because if apes played football it would be called handball
>yank banter
wtf why cant i throw bananas at black people broken britain baka
ISIS, oil & Turkey: RT films trove of jihadist docs detailing illegal trade with Ankara
Captured ISIS Fighters claim Turkey supported them with food & arms in return for oil trade
Watch the video in rt.com archive below for more information and an upcoming documentary
https://archive.is/DHSDl
>>56814802
unless you go full jersey i doubt the police is gonna show up in your house because of a few right wing posts
>>56814970
False choice fallacy
Bullying lefties on Twitter
I'm good at being nasty.
my legs are gathering moss so t'speak
Anyone tried throwing bacon at a muslim?
>>56815012
Not an argument
>>56815017
RIGHT you're nicked sunshine
>>56815020
*as we speak
>>56815017
bullying lefties isn't being mean
>>56815024
bit of a waste desu
>>56815031
yes it is
>>56815039
if i fucking meant "as we speak" i would have fucking said it you skinless grape
Blow drying my hair right now and, you know what? It just feels right. It's like something clicked in my brain and I feel who I am truly meant to be.
I think I'm ready. I think I want to transition into a female.
>>56815059
appeal to authority
>>56815088
nah
>>56815096
strawman
>>56815088
using logic at all is an appeal to authority. Its just an arbitrary set of axioms some people came up with.
>>56815103
melt
Not a fan of this Denmarkian Pakkerstanny Muslamic desu
>>56815130
That's no way to get your Xbox, mate
How do I tell my parents that I'm a quasidemipansexual transgender Muslim vegan convert? I'm scared
>>56815130
good post
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>56815150
Just be yourself :)
Got kicked in the balls just now and, you know what? It just feels right. It's like something clicked in my brain and I feel who I am truly meant to be.
I think I'm ready. I think I want to bust my ballsack.
just flayed my finger
I'm counting on you to vote to leave the EU, hopefully your referendum will be the beginning of the end for this useless and decadent institution
Why is it everyone but the Muslims responsibility to sort out the radicals in Islam?
>>56815236
give it a rest you boring fucking rorke nonce
>>56815236
Why do you assume that this is the true question? are you so blinded to your other senses?
>>56815251
I'm quite bored of hearing how Muslims blew someone up tßh
>>56815236
Right you, in the van, you're going away
>>56815122
ad hominem
test
>>56815302
Not an argument
think im gonna clobber the britbong if he tells me to open my third eye again
>>56815251
Not an argument
NOT. an. argument.
i want to bury my face in big British titties
tfw you have to poo but not really and it's like you're stuck in poo purgatory
Need a Muslim to blow up my balls NOOOOOOOWW
might hire a milf escort lads. im a fiend for older ladies.
>>56815336
K A R E N
>>56815291
its all you insufferable pseudo intellectual armchair sociologist outcasts ever talk about here
do you never get tired of saying the same thing over and over every day and using the same fallacies to win every argument because nobody can be arsed debating you
little did I know I've been walking up the down escalator all my life
cat won't stop begging for food even though there's a field outside with plenty mice
>>56815374
more like the Down's escalator
>>56815314
am i being detained?
read this story on the internet about tai chi and how practitioners of ancient china used to literally use spirit energy projected from their bodies to kill people.
i tried to kill my teddy bear by using my spirit energy but it didn't work. It's tummy moved a little bit but I think it was just the wind. Afterwards got paranoid that my spirit energy accidentally converted it alive so i burned her in a fire.
felt like i lost my companion cube when i did that.
>>56815364
Rasheed being overloaded by negative rorke vibes and channeling their rage. A malevolent awakening. very interesting
>>56815353
I would do terrible things, and I mean really awful things, for the opportunity to even see big British titties in the first person.
How will you be celebrating Easter, /brit/?
My entire life in one long tribute to satirical folk art. It would be tragic if it weren't so profound
>>56815432
praising allah
>>56815432
when is Easter?
>>56815432
pilgrimage to jerusalem
(not joking)
>>56815432
pilgrimage to jerusalem
(joking)
the runts are lusty this morning...
whay pulled a scottish bird but she lives all the way in glasgow and cant find her on facebook
fucks sake
Could literally move to America tomorrow if I wanted
Unfortunately I have no job lined up and my only experience is part time retail work
Guess I'm forever stuck in this shithole called Britain
>>56815407
>not having your chakras perfectly aligned at all times
>>56815416
>rasheed
hasty ad hominem strawman generalisation
>>56815492
>shithole called Britain
maybe try pakistan rasheed
>Forgot to return a book to the library
>£20 in late fees
End me
>>56813996
me la AMA
>I will never be british
Not applied to any jobs so far today. Normally I can find at least one that takes a CV, name, email and nothing else without asking you to write an essay about why you would LOVE to work for them for min wage and why you're the perfect candidate. But it's slim pickings at the moment.
>>56815549
probably a good thing at this point
You now remember owning this tshirt
> you will never EVER be a yank
alri
Societal idea: Round up all the gays and put them on an island until they all die out
As soon as my chakras align I will diverge the energy to my third eye and vaporise every single paki cunt that has ever lived
>>56815575
To be fair, if you come from rich stock then being a yank is probably a good situation to be in. If you can afford education, healthcare, housing etc then burgerland would be a good place to be.
>>56815608
That's not how spirituality works mate
Should I get a Ford Fiesta or a Mini?
>>56815607
Sign me up ;)
>>56815622
Upper middle class in California is objectively the best life
I confronted a the janny yesterday in. I asked him to explain why he does it for free. He said 'Nothing to do with me'. A mealy mouthed reply.
Here's a tip for trying to get GF
Don't try
Really want a bf desu :(
>>56815625
get a hellcat. 900hp and plenty of room for groceries. and very economical with our current gas prices
>>56815660
> tfw no cute twink bf in meme city to slowly run his fingers through your hairy chest, adoring you
>>56815666
Cannot take American cars seriously
I imagine them all to be low quality for some reason
>>56815678
:( I need that so badly...
>>56815607
is the island all inclusive?
>>56815632
>>56815666
>very economical with our current gas prices
burger logic
>>56815666
I'm poorfag and the insurance would kill me.
>self-confidence is so non-existent that I'm doubting myself applying for a call centre job
need to do myself in 2bh
>>56815666
literally white trash: the car
Finally opened my third eye lads.
In 7 days time I will enter the reincarnation cycle and be reborn as a cute Japanese girl.
Until that time comes I will grace you with my presence and impart knowledge to help you open your third eye.
shout out to the rat who dobbed me in on /pol/
>>56815607
what's the weather like on this island lad?
Gays absolutely unwelcome.
hot out
paki weather
>go to asda this morning
>sister asks me to buy croissants like the Europhile fag she is
>decide to buy hot cross buns for myself because I'm a proud WASP
>6 pack of croissants is £1.48
>6 pack of hot cross buns is 75p
This is why we should leave the EU.
put a buttplug in my third eye to try and keep it open lads
>>56815696
tfw no cute bf to be completely devoted to, to spend day after day together, playing video games, getting somewhat shitfaced, going to the gym together and cuddling all night while watching the telly
>>56815645
Just be yourself. Someone will come along when you least expect it.
Unfortunately I work with old people, live with mummy and daddy and never leave the house unless it's to go to the gym or shops. Exactly how and where am I supposed to meet people?
>>56815717
Well that is a job for complete normies tbf
>>56815736
What if I hate muslamics
>>56815758
>>56815720
you will never actually know the true feeling of opening your third eye if you just constantly spout third eye memes
>>56815734
>/pol/ > some paki poster on /brit/
lmao rekt scrub (don't worry Janny, I cut his link so that this post won't enable any further raiding like the good boy I am).
Also how about this British culture lads. Let us also discuss some other international cultures right now.
>>56815747
>buying bakery items from Asda
>eating carbs
Are your family fat senpai?
>>56815764
Fucking hell... stop it :'(
>>56815566
I would rather die than live with basically no culture. The nearest library within a reasonable distance is an elementary school, the oldest building is less than 100 years old, the history of this place is urban sprawl and capitalism. You people have something worth defending still, no matter how degenerated it could be. This is just land where people exist here, nobody has fought for anything or done anything important.
Generally cannot open my third eye lads.
>>56815793
I hate you anon
>>56815768
Go and do stuff with friends gigs clubs pubs etc
Develop interests go to classes/meetups etc
Make small talk waiting for bus/at shops etc. (if when possible)
Tinder lmao
>>56815717
*begins to allign my chakras to remove you from the mortal plane of existence*
*Third eye emerges in a resplendent light and the beam begins to form*
*you panic for your life as you regret the decision*
*you are consumed by my essence*
*But instead of dying i use up my spiritual energy to give you hope and make you into a Normie*
*I transcend to higher position on the wheel of life*
Heres looking at you kid
BOMB GONE OFF IN AMSTERDAM
>>56815824
>friends
Doing a in the airport going to America to pretend I'm American and voting for trump
>>56815836
pls be true pls be true
