crayon pop edition
daily politics
FUCK YOU JANNY
cara
hello
>people who wank over pictures of *cute* anime girls
absolute disdain
yummy tea time haha xx
Make way /brit/, I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!
>>56816935
Are you big and manly? :3
>>56816987
hmm
fucking repulsive just filtered thailad
>open ripple
>it crumbles as the package open
REEEEEEEEEEE
Don't worry lads we've been consulted many times about giving powers away to the EU since we joined the common market in 1975 so further integration won't happen if we stay in
do brits hate yanks because they think they(we) started the turmoil in the middle east?
alri
>>56817003
n-no
i'm skinny fat
Pakis walking round sticking takeaway menus through letterboxes on my road, REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>56817077
nice yank cereal you fucking gay cunt
>>56817069
>you will never take part in an olympic sex orgy in a room that stinks of hot gold, copper, latex, muscle, sperm and sweat
why live
>>56817064
I really like that cat
>>56817077
>>56817077
Aw :) wanna wrap my arms around you and bury my face in your chest
>>56817122
:3
well go ahead
just woke up and i'm having another iced coffee
might be addicted lads haha
>if you don't get the job ahead of an immigrant then maybe you don't deserve that job
only got love for my fucking gang brothas
>>56817106
wew lad
not sure I'd want in on that, I'd just like Mckayla to myself desu
>>56817149
K :3
*goes ahead*
bit gay
>>56817167
tune
>>56817003
>>56817006
>>56817077
>>56817118
>>56817122
Mealy mouthed replies
im not a robber, lads
but i will smash your back door
I swear /brit/ wasn't always this infested with faggots. Oh well.
learning how to speak american
>live in a poor working class shithole town
>always one paki that owns a mobile phone accessory stall
>somehow driving around in a Lamborghini
>>56817210
we throw a lot of commonly used words together as one word. we barely speak english in rural areas
lads im scared I though we were unironically being gay
>>56817197
RIGHT you're nicked
>>56817213
he sells drugs senpai
Art is important to society and culture. Don't know why everyone makes fun of it.
If someone says you're not creative, it's immediately taken as an insult. Everyone wants to be artistic
>>56817197
You're nicked
>>56817197
ad hominem
>got my window open
>it's raining
REEEEE
>>56817254
>Modern """"""""""art""""""""""
>>56817240
sorry i'm not at that level yet, can't understand you
>>56817276
>Come into my room
>Forgot that my window was open
>Papers on the windowsill are soaked
reeeeeeeeeee
>Art is important to society and culture. Don't know why everyone makes fun of it.
>If someone says you're not creative, it's immediately taken as an insult. Everyone wants to be artistic
>>56816907
Is crayon pop very popular in great Britten? I like kpop and I think it's greatest modern Asian culture.
filthy little strumpet
why do some news reporters blink so much?
Not gay but I would happily stick my willy inside a twink.
>How do we appease these plebs, Dave?
>Let's open pubs a few hours longer for the queens birthday. Poor people love to drink
>Nice one, Dave. Now let's cut some more bennies
>>56817337
It's literally not a thing outside of some greasy creeps on 4chan
dropped some md last night lads and think i acted weird
ree why isn't my reddit flag working
>>56817342
None of the pictures or videos of this show the final letter and it's pissing me off
>Not liking "modern art"
Literally the single best indicator that the person you're talking to is a complete plen
>>56817363
t. Paki
>>56817337
lol no
>>56817392
Good man my man thumbs up
test
>>56817392
fuck off Tracey
>>56817392
my dad had so much of that shit when i was growing up, could never understand what he liked about it.
business plan: 5 of us go on the chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
>I'm a dribbling retard
t. you
Can't believe kerfuffle is an actual word lol
>>56817337
only pakis don't like crayon pop, like these two
>>56817365
>>56817406
I am a policeman I wonder what I should do today to help rid the UK of crime. Should I investigate the reports of an Asian grooming ring? Should I attend a burglary? Should I solve a murder?
Ah yes someone is being racist on twitter fire up the police car very impressive.
>>56817425
I reckon 5 random /brit/ lads could easily beat the skinny nignog, he's shite.
ah yes, very tolerant
>>56817470
I think so too. But not the governess, shes based.
>>56817254
I just don't understand this Tracy Emin art
>>56817392
Literally if you go to any non-anglo contemporary art galleries you don't get any of that yba-style bullshit, it's just because we are dead creatively
Donald Trump has announced that he is running for the republican nomination
what do you guys think of this?
>>56817481
ah we all make mistakes
>>56817529
>>56817392
>"Excuse me sir, but I think that you'll find this blank canvas is just as creative as the Mona Lisa"
>>56817529
Racist and sexiest much?
Had a horrible dream last night lads, a nightmare per se
ISIS took over Buckingham Palace and it took over a month to regain control the palace, but as it looked like we were able to retake the palace, ISIS ended up beheading Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith on a livestream they set up
David Cameron said "Islam is a religion of Peace", and Jeremy Corbyn made one tweet saying it was a tragedy that the ISIS fighters were and not put on trial and that "we should consider honouring them because they are yet another victim of western imperialism"
Then, everything went back to normal like nothing happened
If you don't like modern art you're just on the wrong side of history
>>56817546
>>56817556
>sexiest
This weather is sucks dicks, i was perfectly fine yesterday and fucking today waking up feeling ill as fuck. I hate the uk and pakis also fuckimh chavs cunts
Any of you lads ever watch superted?
A B S O L U T E
M O N A R C H Y
N O W
crayon pop?
Are you being serious?
Where the fuck are the crayons?
>>56817529
He's a clown. It's the beginning of the end. He'll soon be gone.
>>56817511
This, and there's some good contemporary art in Anglo countries too
>>56817552
I'm perfectly happy for you to go on believing that all contemporary art is like that if it keeps art galleries free of unwashed plebs :^)
*takes out notepad*
*walks to corner of the room*
*writes down intricate notes about /brit/ and the general populace*
ah, yes, impressive.
>>56817585
:(
why is green frog killing sad man
>>56817614
absolutely superb post
>>56817640
sad man is in an extreme amount of pain
alri lads
>>56817653
Thanks mate ;P
>clubs
Not a fan
>>56816987
>people who post frogs
>people who even have frog images saved on their computer
>>56817585
Cuz im a feel niqqa right now and pepe the only one that can end it all for me
>>56817660
euthanasia is wrong under any circumstances tho
>>56817560
Reported this to mi5
*picks up copy of the FT international*
*analyses markets*
ah yes, very nice.
B R E AK I N G N E W S:
ISIS are only 200 hashtags away from defeat
daily reminder that if you don't vote no, you are a traitor to Britannia and her Empire.
>>56817692
Probably prefer spades, don't you
Have the benders left yet?
>>56817560
Racist
>>56817414
>>56817420
>>56817511
>>56817552
Whenever I think of modern art I always remember that story where some scientists anonymously started giving paintings to some modern art gallerys under a false name and they got really popular. Loads of art critics gave good reviews about the artist "showing their emotion through the painting" then it turns out they just got a fucking monkey to randomly splash paint on a canvas.
"modern art" is an actual fucking joke
what's all this talk of the youth in asia?
How do people even get arrested for twitter posts?
So they just barge into you house and go "you're nicked for saying mean things on the Internet sunshine"
>>56817560
CANT WAKE UP
They're gonna strike London next, if not that then Toronto, Leafville
>>56817654
this picture has failed to offend me
>>56817392
Modern art is just a front for money laundering.
>>56817708
>reporting dreams to mi5
ah yes very impressive
>>56817756
Yes.
We could get Sara arrested one day.
TRUSS ME MY MUM OWNS HER YARD
YOUR MUM DON' NO GO THERE DAAAWG
*twitches the curtains*
bit cold to be honest
>>56817756
literally yes
Ah
Yes
Very good
>>56817756
Yeah basically, they'll ignore people boasting or inciting future terrorist attacks though.
>>56817742
I do some side work as a curator in a university gallery and you wouldn't believe the sums of money some of these hacks make by welding random bits of metal together.
>>56817697
Atlest we dont wake up and end up shooting the school
*browses through Jeremy Corbyn's twitter*
Ah, yes, very impressive.
>>56817756
police have to be doing something about naughty racists on twitter otherwise all the lefty plebs will kick off
they only arrested him on ''suspicion'' so I doubt anything will happen
Don't worry lads! I'm thinking that in just 3 or 4 more terrorist attacks the tories might consider assembling a comitee
>>56817420
>>56817511
>>56817552
>>56817742
I've been to the Saatchi gallery before and that and whilst a lot of it is a bit shit it is pretty interesting and cool. I remember 4 exhibits specifically. One was the unmade bed, the other was that preserved shark. Another was just a big room with a walkway you walk out into and the whole room is just full of black oil, bit weird. Final one that I remember most vividly was this huge empty white room and then in the middle a realisitic looking midget with a fat lob on. Very odd
I can appreciate both classical and modern but this video is a good example of why a lot of people hate modern art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
>>56817697
Jokes on you they're saved on my tablet
Sick of being crushed by the pink jackboot lads
>>56817529
you are a racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtRBMBm0Z6g
AIR ON THE ROADS
Israel calls for Europe to close its borders to Muslims
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
>posting frogs
might make another iced coffee
>>56817865
Why Beauty Matters - Roger Scruton
>>56817892
fucking finally
swear they were backing migration for the longest time
>>56817460
False dilemma
>>56817902
DELETE THIS
>>56817902
>It's an "anon posts frogs" episode
business idea: tax the bankers and their bonuses
>>56817892
People will still claim le evil Joos are trying to flood Europe with Muslims. They are literally telling us we're idiots.
Has anyone noticed that the inciting racial hatred laws are all based on how offended a party was?
Is that not silly because "level of offendedness" is not a proper metric it's subjective.
It sees like these people get arrested because a lot of people report them and Muslims who say the same shit don't get arrested because only a few people report
>>56817865
oh man, my father's shit is not like that. it's more like shapes randomly overlapping each other on a white canvas. it's so shit it's unbelievable.
#CruzMissile
chilling with mah wan wan on the spare room bed :3
Tell madman shutup
can't go to lunch because the guy who comes with me is being forced to talk to customers
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>56817930
Daddy ain't around probably out committin felonies, my favourite rapper used to sing check, check out my melody
trans folk need more representation in /brit/
>>56817991
ah, yes, very impressive
>You will never passionately kiss another boy
Why live?
>>56817933
No, it's a typical Jew tactic. They fund both sides. They flood Europe with migrants then when everything goes to shit, the Jews come swooping in to save the day and everyone loves them
ah yes, the EU is necessary to stop a third world war, excellent
got paid lads
>>56817991
pretty sure there actually is a male to female Trans poster desu. If im not mixing it up with somewhere else
>>56817892
lefties absolutely hate Israel
They'll do the exact opposite of what Israel says
typed 4chan into twitter just to see what came up and i found this.
>>56818017
Obvious Paki
>/cum/ makes loads of threads before the bump limit or when it's still on page 1/2
>often will jst make a new edition at like 100 posts because the old edition is bad
>janny NEVER deletes threads
>>56818048
israeli here
do not buy stocks in my company
>one meme picture of pawpaw making burgers hits the Internet
>day time tv say that this generation are terrible and society neglects their grandparents
Fuck off, boomers
How bout you, uhm like fuck off you creep
>>56818055
what the fuck
>>56818058
yanks really need to fuck off. they literally have no filter. all those burgers fucking up their frontal lobe.
>>56818060
the janny fears our power
>>56818058
Guessing its a Yank?
What would happen if an American went on a British political talk show?
>>56818055
was literally the one playing dumb in that
i may as well be famous
>>56818098
fight me
>>56818060
Only generals janny hates are /brit/ and /balt/, he literally despises us
have gotten to the stage where i've started *action posting* to this girl im talking to
she is loving it haha haha hmmm
>>56818111
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>56818107
yes it's a yank
Any new memes?
>>56817936
It's because Islam is a religion of Peace you fucking racist
>>56817968
Go on your own you little fucking woman
Swear down this generation is fucked
Ashamed to associate myself with you cretinous parasites
>doing a cheeky purge in the gothic sector lads
Need friction applied to my willy by another person's vagina, mouth, anus or hand.
>>56818107
not too good at reading eh?
>>56818131
yes. the new meme is we have no new memes
>Swear down this generation is fucked
>Ashamed to associate myself with you cretinous parasites
brother's gf just saw my anime figures
I push my fingers into my EEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
>>56818128
proof
there is only one race, the human race
Just called someone a racist in greggs
>>56818185
tell us what happened lad
>>56818157
Good meme desu.
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>>56818155
Reading is for nerds desu
Don't forget, the clocks go back tonight.
>>56818135
>Swear down
fucking end your life
what are you, a 12 year old living on a Northern council estate?
>born just in time to see the end of western civilisation
>>56818202
Called someone a racist in greggs
Saw one customer calling another customer racist at work earlier
Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads
>>56818202
He made my sausage roll
pitted 2 runts against each other today
made runt A call runt B a racist whilst they were shopping in greggs
how many can you name
>>56818236
ye but why
Who's your favourite novelist, lads?
>>56817865
Dont really like this video, the guy uses the worst examples of modern art and some of the best examples of classical art. Someone like banksy is a good example of how modern art can be good.
Also the people who set the price tags for shitty modern art pieces are the idiots who buy them. I've always found the idiots who buy them are nouveau riche retarded cunts who literally buy art like bling without ever trying to appreciate it.
>>56818060
You do, too.
1. Home Counties
2. Yorkshire
3. South West
.
.
4. North Wales
5. East Anglia
.
.
.
901. South Wales
90002. London
9000000000005. Scotland
9000000000000000000916. The North
Johan Cruyff is dead lads
Truly one of the all time great ball kickers
>>56818222
Swear down if i ever see you, you'll get one bombed you little southern fairy
>>56818266
george rawr rawr martin xD
>boss got us all easter eggs
Uhh racist against Muslims much
>>56818257
gazzer
smithy
baz
deano
or some gay shit like that
YEAH IT WAS IN GREGGS AHAHAAHAHAHAHA XD
>>56818259
He was fucking a white male, a fucking white man
>>56818257
Danny, spotty and plug?
Why do Brits keep getting arrested for tweets?
>>56818283
>yorkshire
>not the north
>>56818283
hertfordshire massive
Hello /brit/, is /brit/ comfy ?
>>56817742
Agreed. Modern art is a scam.
>>56818283
I concur
>>56818266
Katie Price
can't wait for the rorkes to be arrested
>>56818308
The empire was built on feelings
>>56818279
Yes and ours get fucking deleted
>>56818273
>Banksy
Did the man imply the government was bad?
>>56818283
>Home counties
>Yorkshire
Rasheed
>>56818308
because we are progressive and tolerant
>>56818308
preserving pakis feelings is more important than solving real crimes
Love it when people call me Rorke like I'm supposed to be offended.
reminder that your rights end where my feelings begin.
u mad racists?
>>56818283
>9000000000000000000916. The North
Good lad
The gf
>>56818381
bizarro rasheed
>>56818381
fun to see the pakis squirm and cry as if their buzzwords have meaning here
Rorke and rasheed are the two extremes any regular sane brit poster is somewhere in the middle
>>56818308
The police are obviously doing a bang-up job. I hope they arrest more.
>>56818387
Niggles me tbqhwy
>fun to see the pakis squirm and cry as if their buzzwords have meaning here
I just had an astonishing realization
Crayon in this context means KOREAN
>>56818315
no, /brit/ is no where near comfy
>>56818308
Because liberals have to do something, and since arresting Rasheed conflict with their ideology they do petty PC arrests
How ethnic minority are you lads?
http://edinburghflipside.com/how-ethnic-minority-are-you/
>>56818381
What's Rorke? Similar to the stereotype of Rasheed?
>>56818422
>not being Rorke
Rasheed by default.
>>56818273
>banksy
>good
>>56818451
opposite of rasheed
>>56818422
tom
>>56818447
Ginger, well auburn but you get the message
>>56818289
did the man kick the bucket?
Playing football is very simple, but playing simple football is the hardest thing there is
Poleaboos possible plans for the day, not sure which one(s) to actually try and attempt though
>search for a job
>restart project
>start writing that novel/film script/eroge
>watch anime
>buy vidya
>>56817392
Poleaboo agrees, inability to understand and appreciate modern art is an indicator of autism and/or low intelligence
>>56818356
Fuck off, rorke
I'm a paki and I've been arrested for shit I've posted onlne
lads what would actually happen if you threw a toaster into the ocean
it's plugged in btw
the british isles look comfy, very cold and small, sorta like Tasmania. Might visit
>>56818422
Paki
>>56818478
my brethren
uprising soon
>>56818341
>All of banksy's art is criticising teh government
I don't think you've seen many of his paintings
