Political edition
cara
crayon pop
our nige
Brexit
Asians etc
>>56819296
Brexit
Why does everyone hate scouser's?
poo.
>Lib dem (+4)
Literally why?
>>56819246
#LibDemSurge
>>56819262
>>56819288
unironically saw skepta live on NYE, shutdown was played as 2016 came.
not bad tbqh
new tattoo lads, any thoughts?
>>56819343
all me lad
anime
mck
Poleaboo is debating with himself over who is the better MC, Nas or Rakim?
>>56819343
POOKIP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>56819270
That's how you know it's a good one.
Adam Johnson got 6 years
>>56819343
DUDE WEED LMAO
Not joking they are pushing for it
Need a bf or gf.
>gf is in new york for the week
>hardly get to talk to her
>jealous tha she gets to experience all this new stuff without me
>everytime she says "miss you" it sounds forced and hollow, like shes just saying it because i would like her to
Hahahahah im so fucking paranoid holy shit
me and the gf
>>56819429
They have been for decades but still didn't happen in coalition
>>56819447
haha shes not in new york
me and the bf
>>56819420
He should have to give all his football money to the victim and her family as well. She deserves those millions. Bloody disgrace.
just came back from NYC
got my knob noshed by some buffting after she finished a call with her bf
>>56819420
not like he can be a pundit or coach or anything when he gets out
his missus will just bleed him dry as well
prime teen pussy was a mistake
im gonna make this post and anyone that doesn't reply like willys on their face and in their bum
>>56819461
Rakim isn't Raekwon m8
>>56819496
>hey there smooth skin
>>56819447
I've been there 3 times lad
*doesn't reply*
night of pain
night you beautiful
>>56819523
what are you on about m8?
>>56819447
lmao you fucking pathetic cuck
>>56819521
oh no, I replied to this post but I like willies in my face, what do?
my ex used to make dress in just her bra and knickers and then she'd pretend bully me and slap my dick and shit
I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah You don't wanna fuck with me
>>56819551
:^)
come on eileen
do you ever wonder if you're fertile or not?
>>56819591
Hot
>>56819591
thats hot lad
>>56819591
make *me
>>56819591
She used to slap your shit?
Wew lad
*flicks through Foreign Affairs*
ah, yes, of course, the muslims - they're at it again.
>:^)
Gimmicks that need to die:
>anime
>rap "music"
>our Nige
>kyary
>cara
>>56819591
>>56819614
>>56819616
>>56819623
batty boys
>>56819647
yes
no
yes
yes
no
>>56819647
>none of my gimmicks on the list
heh ta mate
>>56819420
9 years less than he's used to
>gym is closed tommorow
>>56819686
What's your gimmick then?
>>56819647
>Gimmicks that need to die:
Runts like you *spits Tobacco*
So called Adam Johnson
@56819647
Agreed, but get fucked
>>56819647
>not crayon shit
knew it was you, you pathetic runt.
come and take our nige, i'll give you such a tanning so that your gook singers will be disgusted by your black skin.
>>56819708
cant say. part of my gimmick rules. im truly anonymous.
I don't think I'm gonna make it lads. Don't think I'm ever gonna get a job or a flat or a car and have a stable life that society rates as "normal if lonely and boring". Every day I hide from this fact by diving deep into internet escapism, keeping my mind busy, darting from board to board, website to website. But I don't think I'm gonna make it; none of this is leading anywhere.
Tempted to filter 90% of the threads on /tv/
>>56819647
good lad
>>56819722
not even me lmao
>>56819591
typical sissy britcuck. Are cuckoldy and submission natural for Anglos or what?
Found out today that my dad died last week. I only saw him twice in my life when I was a kid but I'm still sad. Wew.
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now
>>56819860
wow rude
Ugh someone posted an absolute rat a couple of minutes ago, but I won't point fingers
>>56819709
*pulls out bowie knife* what did you just fackin' say to me?
>>56819722
crayon shit, kyary, k-pop it's all the same shit how am I supposed to know the difference, they're all vomit inducing
Gf found out about my bf lads. She's not best pleased.
i respect caralad because he manages to almost always be the first post in a new thread. he must work very hard
>>56819647
Rasheed
the gf
bfs gf found out about me. She's not best pleased.
>>56819861
Should be made up lad, if he only saw you twice, he's a scumbag
>>56819921
Cuck her to her face
>>56819869
They onle rude thing is that you're suh a sissy cuck and embodient of decading western civilisation, spit on you.
>>56819927
dare i say, he does it for free?
gf cucked me again lads
>>56819948
I'd like that a lot
cucked my bf again lads
>>56819921
alri todd
>>56819982
Hot
Bf's cucked me again lads
bf is fucking his gf In the other room again
can't take it anymore
I cucked bf again, lads. wut do?
>>56820033
Hot
going to get me some cock lads
wish me luck
Honestly don't think you can consider yourself an adult until you've got a car and a job
And you're a "young adult" until you have a house
Gf's cucked me with my bf lads. Had it coming tbf.
Brayden's at a friend's house for a sleepover
time for a quiet night in with the wife and Ebele
ah this is bliss
>>56820052
cuck me
>>56820085
sheedy orkeington
The missus just found out about the mister lads. She's not best pleased.
>>56820085
Don't have a job or car but i own house, mortgage paid off and everything
What does that make me
Poleaboos dad just made him call his insurance again
Was punching the wall and shouting at the call centre agent out of frustration
Hitched up my sleeve so he could see my cutting scars
was thinking of cutting right there in front of him
figuratively me
My wifes son is one cheeky little cunt, he's lucky im rooting his sister otherwise i'd be out
>>56820138
A housewife
Janny just found out that his work is unpaid. He's not best pleased.
>>56820138
jammy
Are gay cucks actually a thing?
>>56820142
>switching from third to first person
wew lad
Poleaboos dad forgot his phone
He came back to collect it in a huff and was swearing at Poleaboo in a really aggressive way
Really offended by how he implies it's somehow Poleaboos fault
my name is sara, the violent
>>56820174
Not really mate me mam an dad died when i was still a teen
gf found the bf's undies under me bed. She's not best pleased.
Bazza fucking hates how people talk in third person on a taiwanese dog cooking forum
>>56820194
this desu
I think he's just doing it for added "look at how crazy i am guise"
>>56820114
>cucking u with my bf
>>56820253
Not really
It's just difficult to write in third person and express myself properly
found that lass think im gonna add her on fb tomorrow and shag her or something
>>56820221
this isn't poleaboo
putting a trip on for further posts so you know
Man's never been in Marquee when it's shutdown eh? Trusss me daddi
Lads I haven't seen a fedorapost in ages, can one of you quote my post with greentext with a man in a fedora?
sister caught me having a go on her vibrator lads
>>56820282
Then just right in fps then u battyboi
>>56820301
>>56820221
Why are you so obsessed with some autist
Poleaboo isn't even real anyway - prove he's real
clarkson needs to be king of europe
You wanna act like a G for the camera
You say you're Muslim, you say you're Rasta
Say you don't eat pork, don't eat pussy
Liar, you're just a actor
my clone just cucked me with my former self
I have an Asian gf
>>56820184
Nah, benders are promiscuous and gay love isn't a thing so there wouldn't be the jealously aspect to make it hot.
Blud, you're not on your deen
And if Selassie saw you he would say
Blud take off the red gold and green
in the dog's house with the misses again haha
asked her if she wanted to have sex with me instead of Marco for once haha
>>56819647
good list
subtle reminder that grime music is NOT rap or hip hop and does NOT derive from said yank genres
>this desu I think he's just doing it for added "look at how crazy i am guise"
Refused was sick live
Also there's no better combo than a sandwich, crisps and energy drink
>>56820337
>prove he's real
how, not sure what more can be done
>>56820397
>subtle reminder that grime music is NOT rap or hip hop and does NOT derive from said yank genres
>>56820423
exactly
also that lad obsessed with Kev is weird too
think you lads have the weirdest obsessions
literally all obsessed
post your fave games lads :D
:D
wanna read my blogpost, lads?
>>56819343
cos they're the only sensible party
>>56820373
>Let me tell you about your sexuality.
I'd be insanely jealous and upset if my (hypothetical) bf cucked me 2bh. I even get jealous when I see guys I like flirting with other guys.
>>56820458
Blood, Doom and Half Life
>tfw you realize poleboo was just some fictitious character some incel came up with
>>56820458
Monopoly
>>56820326
But writing in first person 100% would legally screw Poleaboo over
3rd person leave some doubt
>>56820458
>>56820493
>realize
Off you go, Yank.
>>56820486
Good lad
>>56820475
Only if you are a mental abnormie like Poleaboo and update more frequently than him
>>56820458
Soggy biscuit
>>56820458
Blood, Doom and Half Life
>>56820430
grime derives from UK rave genres such as garage, jungle, dnb and Jamaican dancehall soundclash culture
the formation of grime has absolutely nothing to do with hip hop or yanks and it is NOT a sub genre of hip hop, more running parallel with hip hop as a UK genre in it's own right
>>56820511
NEERRRDD
>>56820484
Yeah but that's because you're jealous you're not getting any, if you were sucking some cock you'd be fine.
>>56820458
Baldurs gate
>>56820511
>308hrs playing EVE
what the fuck do you even do in that game?
anyone have fifa16? wanna do a co-op season tbqh
div 1 in seasons and FUT
>>56820543
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>56820511
got 2353 on warband desu
>>56820551
I wouldn't. I'm not promiscuous, I want to have a proper relationship.
>>56820493
You can literally contact the Polish girls, police or university to confirm his identity
>>56820543
Just wank nigger music, literately no difference what so ever.
How do I get a qt Victorian loli gf?
>*man kicked the ball*
what did he mean by this lads?
>I'm not promiscuous, I want to have a proper relationship.
>>56820567
if you are a pace babby, chip through ball babby or jew goal babby dont fucking talk to me or my son ever again
>>56820519
Poleaboo just replaced his daily blog post with daily cuts
cute. CUTE.
>>56820570
i'm not you muppet, you do not even know what grime is so don't talk shit
and the pop style hip hop songs from grime artists that you have heard are NOT grime
>>56820603
>heavy metal and country music are the same thing because they're wank white boy music
>>56820554
I used to do exploration which was comfy and did the odd small gang roam pvp
>>56820586
impressive
can tell my gf likes me a lot more than I like her
hmm...
>>56820660
dont fuck this up
LMAO
>>56820637
>BEING THIS MAD
why don't you cry yourself to sleep in your one bedroom council flat you delusional mong
>>56820676
live in a 3story with 4 bedrooms desu
Kyary
>>56820633
if ferrets didn't smell so bad they would make better pets than cats desu
>>56820665
it's not a desirable situation
>>56820511
Literally dont know what any of those games are since i havnt gamed on pc for like over 10 years
>>56820621
nah bud i don't play like a fucking rat like people do with bullshit, i'll play with literally any team
>>56820716
bad post
LAME-O
>>56820543
This lad is correct to be fair.
>>56820731
most of those games existed 10 years ago or at least the franchise did
>>56820731
You should know TW and DoW games surely?
Need a cum facial NOW
shitposting on /lit/ again lads
>>56820705
>130 days of playing games
>>56820727
>ferrets
that's a squirrel pham. you can tell because it lives in a tree
>>56820715
ah so you're one of those middle-class benders who discovered grime at uni and thinks they're hot shit.
ok
VERY sleepy lads. shouldnt have stayed up all night
>>56820734
Why?
want to be in a wheelchair so i can have a nickname like "wheels" desu
>>56820797
Link me lad
>>56820802
been listening to grime since 2006 tbqh mate, i am a working class lad to be fair but my dad worked hard to get us here
>>56820771
I heard of total war but no nothing of it
>>56820762
I used to just play old school fps like blood, doom, duke etc
>>56820850
That can be arranged
>>56820812
have a cuppa mate
>>56820860
your dads a twat and i could beat the shit out of him mate
>>56820798
SHUT UP
Is there anything more embarrassing than listening to grime?
Pretty sure I'd rather lie to someone and tell them I like anime instead of that cringy music
Great story ;_;
>>56820916
more like big red haha
waheyy
*prepares for a high five*
*no one high fives me*
>>56808943
>>56808943
>>56808943
Lads, everyone go and give this thread a bump to piss off the butthurt Yank trying to keep the actual /cum/ thread alive.
i-is this the anime thread?
>>56820904
Poleaboo doesn't know what grime is but it's clear that hiphop is the best musical genre
Nobody in my life is satisfied with my level of emotional connection
>>56820887
aren't you a pariah
>>56820916
Have you seen the episodes with that guy, though? He can hardly speak
They got married aswell
Europe needs to rediscover Christianity if we're ever going to do anything about Islam
pic related
I love you Natalie
Hi,
First time commenter. Past few months my son's activity, demeanour and personality has changed significantly - he used to be such a bright and bubbly boy but now he is quite dull, boring and has shown some hostilities to immigrants in public.
I've been tracking my son's online activity and it has led me to this website. He seems to be posting on this part of the website extremely frequently. Please explain to me what is this brit thing? What has my son learnt from this place?
Kind Regards,
F. Delaney.
>>56820969
(You) know it
>>56821042
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f4_1458685771
it's too late
>>56820969
no
and dont even think of posting Karen again
consider myself a connoisseur of memes
I hate you anon
>>56821042
pope has a foot fetish wahey
>>56821071
>>56821080
Karen is the official /brit/ mascot DESS!
>>56821005
not even a speck of dirt on the sole of my steel capped boots
>>56821115
>thainonce out
>karen in
I'm mildly sick in the head lads.
I hate you anon
>>56821080
>>56821146
grotty cunt
I used to pronounce vegetables as VE-GEEE-TA-BOOLS
kek
>>56821042
Ahh yess the Catholic Pope
You never heard of Henry the 8th or the Protestant reformation?
>>56821208
i posted that frog the other day. i bet they stole it from me
>tell cretins not to post karen
>actually wanted them to post her all along
>buy new trackmania on psn
>get trial version
what the fuck
Bf wants me to tie him up and bum in in front of me missus. Might cause a bit of a barney.
>>56821226
ah yes, the progenitors of female priests and mega churches
SOON I'LL BE SIXDY YEARS OLD
>A chatbot developed by Microsoft has gone rogue on Twitter, swearing and making racist remarks and inflammatory political statements.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188
>knew anon was reverse trolling all along
>post karen anyway as I want to help him
bf calls me 20 times a day. So annoying, jeez
Annoys me how unrelentingly positive some people manage to be
>>56821340
Took it less than a day to see sense.
>>56821333
WILLA
FINK DUH WURL ES COLA
WILLA
HABBA LODDA CHILLIN HOOKAH HORMY
>>56821340
>Creating an unbraked AI
Asking for trouble desu. Best get ready for the genocidal robot wars lads
>>56821362
very high chance they're medicated
would like the lib dems if they weren't so obsessed with europe and identity politics 2bh
>>56821357
Cute :3
>>56821410
And if they weren't spineless weasels and actually stood for something
>>56821410
This. They're the best party economically and on civil liberties issues.
>>56821410
>>56821465
Is someone viralling the Lib dems or something? seems everyone fucking loves them all of a sudden
Blasting some Carly Rae.
BOY PROBLEMS, WHO'S GOT EM
Do you think you'll ever get married lads?
>>56821517
that has always been my opinion of them familia
gf cheated on me so i dumped her and now her parents hate me lol wtf fucking whore
>>56821340
>implying it's not insightful and pragmatic
>>56821517
Yes.
t. Tim Farron
>>56821550
probably not
>>56821535
>Call me maybe came out 4 years ago
