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cara
crayon pop
our nige
Brexit
Asians etc
>>56819296
Brexit
Why does everyone hate scouser's?
poo.
>Lib dem (+4)
Literally why?
>>56819246
#LibDemSurge
>>56819262
>>56819288
unironically saw skepta live on NYE, shutdown was played as 2016 came.
not bad tbqh
new tattoo lads, any thoughts?
>>56819343
all me lad
anime
mck
Poleaboo is debating with himself over who is the better MC, Nas or Rakim?
>>56819343
POOKIP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>56819270
That's how you know it's a good one.
Adam Johnson got 6 years
>>56819343
DUDE WEED LMAO
Not joking they are pushing for it
Need a bf or gf.
>gf is in new york for the week
>hardly get to talk to her
>jealous tha she gets to experience all this new stuff without me
>everytime she says "miss you" it sounds forced and hollow, like shes just saying it because i would like her to
Hahahahah im so fucking paranoid holy shit
me and the gf
>>56819429
They have been for decades but still didn't happen in coalition
>>56819447
haha shes not in new york
me and the bf
>>56819420
He should have to give all his football money to the victim and her family as well. She deserves those millions. Bloody disgrace.
just came back from NYC
got my knob noshed by some buffting after she finished a call with her bf
>>56819420
not like he can be a pundit or coach or anything when he gets out
his missus will just bleed him dry as well
prime teen pussy was a mistake
im gonna make this post and anyone that doesn't reply like willys on their face and in their bum
>>56819461
Rakim isn't Raekwon m8
>>56819496
>hey there smooth skin
>>56819447
I've been there 3 times lad
*doesn't reply*
night of pain
night you beautiful
>>56819523
what are you on about m8?
>>56819447
lmao you fucking pathetic cuck
>>56819521
oh no, I replied to this post but I like willies in my face, what do?
my ex used to make dress in just her bra and knickers and then she'd pretend bully me and slap my dick and shit
I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah You don't wanna fuck with me
>>56819551
:^)
come on eileen
do you ever wonder if you're fertile or not?
>>56819591
Hot
>>56819591
thats hot lad
>>56819591
make *me
>>56819591
She used to slap your shit?
Wew lad
*flicks through Foreign Affairs*
ah, yes, of course, the muslims - they're at it again.
>:^)
Gimmicks that need to die:
>anime
>rap "music"
>our Nige
>kyary
>cara
>>56819591
>>56819614
>>56819616
>>56819623
batty boys
>>56819647
yes
no
yes
yes
no
>>56819647
>none of my gimmicks on the list
heh ta mate
>>56819420
9 years less than he's used to
>gym is closed tommorow
>>56819686
What's your gimmick then?
>>56819647
>Gimmicks that need to die:
Runts like you *spits Tobacco*
So called Adam Johnson
@56819647
Agreed, but get fucked
>>56819647
>not crayon shit
knew it was you, you pathetic runt.
come and take our nige, i'll give you such a tanning so that your gook singers will be disgusted by your black skin.
>>56819708
cant say. part of my gimmick rules. im truly anonymous.
I don't think I'm gonna make it lads. Don't think I'm ever gonna get a job or a flat or a car and have a stable life that society rates as "normal if lonely and boring". Every day I hide from this fact by diving deep into internet escapism, keeping my mind busy, darting from board to board, website to website. But I don't think I'm gonna make it; none of this is leading anywhere.
Tempted to filter 90% of the threads on /tv/
>>56819647
good lad
>>56819722
not even me lmao
>>56819591
typical sissy britcuck. Are cuckoldy and submission natural for Anglos or what?
Found out today that my dad died last week. I only saw him twice in my life when I was a kid but I'm still sad. Wew.
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now
>>56819860
wow rude
Ugh someone posted an absolute rat a couple of minutes ago, but I won't point fingers
>>56819709
*pulls out bowie knife* what did you just fackin' say to me?
>>56819722
crayon shit, kyary, k-pop it's all the same shit how am I supposed to know the difference, they're all vomit inducing
Gf found out about my bf lads. She's not best pleased.
i respect caralad because he manages to almost always be the first post in a new thread. he must work very hard
>>56819647
Rasheed
the gf
bfs gf found out about me. She's not best pleased.
>>56819861
Should be made up lad, if he only saw you twice, he's a scumbag
>>56819921
Cuck her to her face
>>56819869
They onle rude thing is that you're suh a sissy cuck and embodient of decading western civilisation, spit on you.
>>56819927
dare i say, he does it for free?
gf cucked me again lads
>>56819948
I'd like that a lot
cucked my bf again lads
>>56819921
alri todd
>>56819982
Hot
Bf's cucked me again lads
bf is fucking his gf In the other room again
can't take it anymore
I cucked bf again, lads. wut do?
>>56820033
Hot
going to get me some cock lads
wish me luck
Honestly don't think you can consider yourself an adult until you've got a car and a job
And you're a "young adult" until you have a house
Gf's cucked me with my bf lads. Had it coming tbf.
Brayden's at a friend's house for a sleepover
time for a quiet night in with the wife and Ebele
ah this is bliss
>>56820052
cuck me
>>56820085
sheedy orkeington
The missus just found out about the mister lads. She's not best pleased.
>>56820085
Don't have a job or car but i own house, mortgage paid off and everything
What does that make me
Poleaboos dad just made him call his insurance again
Was punching the wall and shouting at the call centre agent out of frustration
Hitched up my sleeve so he could see my cutting scars
was thinking of cutting right there in front of him
figuratively me
My wifes son is one cheeky little cunt, he's lucky im rooting his sister otherwise i'd be out
>>56820138
A housewife
Janny just found out that his work is unpaid. He's not best pleased.
>>56820138
jammy
Are gay cucks actually a thing?
>>56820142
>switching from third to first person
wew lad
Poleaboos dad forgot his phone
He came back to collect it in a huff and was swearing at Poleaboo in a really aggressive way
Really offended by how he implies it's somehow Poleaboos fault
my name is sara, the violent
>>56820174
Not really mate me mam an dad died when i was still a teen
gf found the bf's undies under me bed. She's not best pleased.
Bazza fucking hates how people talk in third person on a taiwanese dog cooking forum
>>56820194
this desu
I think he's just doing it for added "look at how crazy i am guise"
>>56820114
>cucking u with my bf
>>56820253
Not really
It's just difficult to write in third person and express myself properly
found that lass think im gonna add her on fb tomorrow and shag her or something
>>56820221
this isn't poleaboo
putting a trip on for further posts so you know
Man's never been in Marquee when it's shutdown eh? Trusss me daddi
Lads I haven't seen a fedorapost in ages, can one of you quote my post with greentext with a man in a fedora?
sister caught me having a go on her vibrator lads
>>56820282
Then just right in fps then u battyboi
>>56820301
>>56820221
Why are you so obsessed with some autist
Poleaboo isn't even real anyway - prove he's real
clarkson needs to be king of europe
You wanna act like a G for the camera
You say you're Muslim, you say you're Rasta
Say you don't eat pork, don't eat pussy
Liar, you're just a actor
my clone just cucked me with my former self
I have an Asian gf
>>56820184
Nah, benders are promiscuous and gay love isn't a thing so there wouldn't be the jealously aspect to make it hot.
Blud, you're not on your deen
And if Selassie saw you he would say
Blud take off the red gold and green
in the dog's house with the misses again haha
asked her if she wanted to have sex with me instead of Marco for once haha
>>56819647
good list
subtle reminder that grime music is NOT rap or hip hop and does NOT derive from said yank genres
>this desu I think he's just doing it for added "look at how crazy i am guise"
Refused was sick live
Also there's no better combo than a sandwich, crisps and energy drink
>>56820337
>prove he's real
how, not sure what more can be done
>>56820397
>subtle reminder that grime music is NOT rap or hip hop and does NOT derive from said yank genres
>>56820423
exactly
also that lad obsessed with Kev is weird too
think you lads have the weirdest obsessions
literally all obsessed
post your fave games lads :D
:D
wanna read my blogpost, lads?
>>56819343
cos they're the only sensible party
>>56820373
>Let me tell you about your sexuality.
I'd be insanely jealous and upset if my (hypothetical) bf cucked me 2bh. I even get jealous when I see guys I like flirting with other guys.
>>56820458
Blood, Doom and Half Life
>tfw you realize poleboo was just some fictitious character some incel came up with
>>56820458
Monopoly
>>56820326
But writing in first person 100% would legally screw Poleaboo over
3rd person leave some doubt
>>56820493
>realize
Off you go, Yank.
>>56820486
Good lad
>>56820475
Only if you are a mental abnormie like Poleaboo and update more frequently than him
>>56820458
Soggy biscuit
>>56820458
Blood, Doom and Half Life
>>56820430
grime derives from UK rave genres such as garage, jungle, dnb and Jamaican dancehall soundclash culture
the formation of grime has absolutely nothing to do with hip hop or yanks and it is NOT a sub genre of hip hop, more running parallel with hip hop as a UK genre in it's own right
>>56820511
NEERRRDD
>>56820484
Yeah but that's because you're jealous you're not getting any, if you were sucking some cock you'd be fine.
>>56820458
Baldurs gate
>>56820511
>308hrs playing EVE
what the fuck do you even do in that game?
anyone have fifa16? wanna do a co-op season tbqh
div 1 in seasons and FUT
>>56820543
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>56820511
got 2353 on warband desu
>>56820551
I wouldn't. I'm not promiscuous, I want to have a proper relationship.
>>56820493
You can literally contact the Polish girls, police or university to confirm his identity
>>56820543
Just wank nigger music, literately no difference what so ever.
How do I get a qt Victorian loli gf?
>*man kicked the ball*
what did he mean by this lads?
>I'm not promiscuous, I want to have a proper relationship.
>>56820567
if you are a pace babby, chip through ball babby or jew goal babby dont fucking talk to me or my son ever again
>>56820519
Poleaboo just replaced his daily blog post with daily cuts
cute. CUTE.
>>56820570
i'm not you muppet, you do not even know what grime is so don't talk shit
and the pop style hip hop songs from grime artists that you have heard are NOT grime
>>56820603
>heavy metal and country music are the same thing because they're wank white boy music
>>56820554
I used to do exploration which was comfy and did the odd small gang roam pvp
>>56820586
impressive
can tell my gf likes me a lot more than I like her
hmm...
>>56820660
dont fuck this up
LMAO
>>56820637
>BEING THIS MAD
why don't you cry yourself to sleep in your one bedroom council flat you delusional mong
>>56820676
live in a 3story with 4 bedrooms desu
Kyary
>>56820633
if ferrets didn't smell so bad they would make better pets than cats desu
>>56820665
it's not a desirable situation
>>56820511
Literally dont know what any of those games are since i havnt gamed on pc for like over 10 years
>>56820621
nah bud i don't play like a fucking rat like people do with bullshit, i'll play with literally any team
>>56820716
bad post
LAME-O
>>56820543
This lad is correct to be fair.
>>56820731
most of those games existed 10 years ago or at least the franchise did
>>56820731
You should know TW and DoW games surely?
Need a cum facial NOW
shitposting on /lit/ again lads
>>56820705
>130 days of playing games
>>56820727
>ferrets
that's a squirrel pham. you can tell because it lives in a tree
>>56820715
ah so you're one of those middle-class benders who discovered grime at uni and thinks they're hot shit.
ok
VERY sleepy lads. shouldnt have stayed up all night
>>56820734
Why?
want to be in a wheelchair so i can have a nickname like "wheels" desu
>>56820797
Link me lad
>>56820802
been listening to grime since 2006 tbqh mate, i am a working class lad to be fair but my dad worked hard to get us here
>>56820771
I heard of total war but no nothing of it
>>56820762
I used to just play old school fps like blood, doom, duke etc
>>56820850
That can be arranged
>>56820812
have a cuppa mate
>>56820860
your dads a twat and i could beat the shit out of him mate
>>56820798
SHUT UP
Is there anything more embarrassing than listening to grime?
Pretty sure I'd rather lie to someone and tell them I like anime instead of that cringy music
Great story ;_;
>>56820916
more like big red haha
waheyy
*prepares for a high five*
*no one high fives me*
>>56808943
>>56808943
>>56808943
Lads, everyone go and give this thread a bump to piss off the butthurt Yank trying to keep the actual /cum/ thread alive.
i-is this the anime thread?
>>56820904
Poleaboo doesn't know what grime is but it's clear that hiphop is the best musical genre
Nobody in my life is satisfied with my level of emotional connection
>>56820887
aren't you a pariah
>>56820916
Have you seen the episodes with that guy, though? He can hardly speak
They got married aswell
Europe needs to rediscover Christianity if we're ever going to do anything about Islam
pic related
I love you Natalie
Hi,
First time commenter. Past few months my son's activity, demeanour and personality has changed significantly - he used to be such a bright and bubbly boy but now he is quite dull, boring and has shown some hostilities to immigrants in public.
I've been tracking my son's online activity and it has led me to this website. He seems to be posting on this part of the website extremely frequently. Please explain to me what is this brit thing? What has my son learnt from this place?
Kind Regards,
F. Delaney.
>>56820969
(You) know it
>>56821042
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f4_1458685771
it's too late
>>56820969
no
and dont even think of posting Karen again
consider myself a connoisseur of memes
I hate you anon
>>56821042
pope has a foot fetish wahey
>>56821071
>>56821080
Karen is the official /brit/ mascot DESS!
>>56821005
not even a speck of dirt on the sole of my steel capped boots
>>56821115
>thainonce out
>karen in
I'm mildly sick in the head lads.
I hate you anon
>>56821146
grotty cunt
I used to pronounce vegetables as VE-GEEE-TA-BOOLS
>>56821042
Ahh yess the Catholic Pope
You never heard of Henry the 8th or the Protestant reformation?
>>56821208
i posted that frog the other day. i bet they stole it from me
>tell cretins not to post karen
>actually wanted them to post her all along
>buy new trackmania on psn
>get trial version
what the fuck
Bf wants me to tie him up and bum in in front of me missus. Might cause a bit of a barney.
>>56821226
ah yes, the progenitors of female priests and mega churches
SOON I'LL BE SIXDY YEARS OLD
>A chatbot developed by Microsoft has gone rogue on Twitter, swearing and making racist remarks and inflammatory political statements.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188
>knew anon was reverse trolling all along
>post karen anyway as I want to help him
bf calls me 20 times a day. So annoying, jeez
Annoys me how unrelentingly positive some people manage to be
>>56821340
Took it less than a day to see sense.
>>56821333
WILLA
FINK DUH WURL ES COLA
WILLA
HABBA LODDA CHILLIN HOOKAH HORMY
>>56821340
>Creating an unbraked AI
Asking for trouble desu. Best get ready for the genocidal robot wars lads
>>56821362
very high chance they're medicated
would like the lib dems if they weren't so obsessed with europe and identity politics 2bh
>>56821357
Cute :3
>>56821410
And if they weren't spineless weasels and actually stood for something
>>56821410
This. They're the best party economically and on civil liberties issues.
>>56821410
>>56821465
Is someone viralling the Lib dems or something? seems everyone fucking loves them all of a sudden
Blasting some Carly Rae.
BOY PROBLEMS, WHO'S GOT EM
Do you think you'll ever get married lads?
>>56821517
that has always been my opinion of them familia
gf cheated on me so i dumped her and now her parents hate me lol wtf fucking whore
>>56821340
>implying it's not insightful and pragmatic
>>56821517
Yes.
t. Tim Farron
>>56821550
probably not
>>56821535
>Call me maybe came out 4 years ago
>>56821590
FONT for days
>>56819405
nas: baka u srs
>>56821608
FUCK
have achieved nothing in these 4 years
>>56821535
Me :(
>>56821613
merely pretending
>>56821590
>US flag
everything seems to be in order here, move along.
Me : Tempz
Candians, aussies and yanks : the other guy
My girlfriends son beat me up last night, so I deleted his fifa 16 save on his PS4 while he's at school.
>>56821590
she obviously didnt tell her parents that she was being a slag
This is the song that will play when Russia saves Europe from the Islamic hordes in 20 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDx2gIlme3w
>>56821780
D E R V L I S H
>This is the song that will play when Russia saves Europe from the Islamic hordes in 20 years.
need my willy hung, drawn and quartered
>>56821797
BANGER
A
N
G
E
R
just thought about an old friend i grew up with who i haven't talked to in almost 10 years
>>56821550
>>56821607
Don't worry lads.
I saw a documentary once about the men who fought in WW1, and it was when there was only like 30 of the people still alive and they were all being interviewed. One lad said 'at one point I thought i'd never have a girlfriend, and now here I am with 12 grand children'
ALL going to make it.
Need my wet cunt destroyed by a big throbbing cock :'(
>>56821867
I have a gf I just don't think I will get married
>tfw have the post holiday come down
>Anon, babe, I've booked a holiday to the Congo this year with the girls. You don't mind if I go, do you?
>>56821867
Eliiot never made it
>>56821898
I know a black bull who would be perfect for you.
Rejected by another uni lads
>>56821550
it would take a miracle. my parents have been through 7 divorces. my brothers are in their 30s and haven't bothered. i don't hold out much hope for myself
>>56821867
>comparing your beta 21st century self to a literal war hero
>comparing yourself to a man who spent years of his youth watching his peers get slaughtered by the millions in order to defend his country
delusional as fuck
Offers from Glasgow, Stirling, and Abderbeen to study History and Politics lads, which one?
Dislike Glasgow due to the people living there and former classmates who went to study or live there, but can recognise Glasgow as the best of the three options, and was lucky to get the offer. Stirling on the other hand is good, but doesn't have the ancient reputation attached to it, however the area is nicer with a lakeside campus and on campus accommodation, while Aberdeen is sort of just there in the middle, any recommendations /brit/?
>>56821986
Where did you apply to/what course?
>>56821867
>12 grand children
Fucking hell, 12,000 kids?!
>>56822000
>History and Politics
None, that degree is shit tier
>>56822002
Edinburgh to do economics
>delusional as fuck
>>56822000
why are there children browsing these threads
fuck off and die
>>56822000
>History and Politics
>>56822018
Embarassed I laughed at this
need my balls covered in SICK and VOMIT
just got a tablet keyboard wewlads my shitposting has been made extremely more comfy
how long before nobody has a laptop or desktop and everyone just has a tablet with a keyboard/mouse to plug in
>>56822050
fingerbanged a slag currently studying in edinburgh once
>>56822000
With that degree it doesn't really matter mate. I'd go with Glasgow because it's by far the best city of the ones listed and university.
>>56822018
Lost my shit
>>56822074
I would lad but the only way I can make myself throw up is to jam something down my throat
>>56822000
Glasgow if its the best of the three... don't fuck yourself over because you might see a few people you dont want to
>>56822018
for fuck's sake
>new benefits scheme cuts my bennies to £40 a month
>I still have to sign on every week for this
>>56822018
howling
>>56822095
I disagree, with that degree it absolutely needs to be the best of the three if he doesn't want employers automatically binning his CV
>>56822041
enjoying this cat gimmick thoroughly
>>56822143
>not just getting a doctors note for months
Mate
>>56822055
why do you only ever turn your flag on to tell people to kill themselves
find it rather rude
>>56822158
He's an arrogant student, his CV is getting binned regardless
Where do I go to find quality weed in L O N D O N? Im in nw6 but willing to travel.
>>56822175
I'm trying to join the military, need a clean doctors record
>>56822158
That's implying they wouldn't immediately bin it.
I'm not kidding when I say History & Politics is absolutely worthless outside of Oxbridge. It really doesn't matter.
how do i ask my normie friend out lads
>>56822211
what regiment, want to join up together?
Camden market. Just walk up to any of the rasta looking guys and ask
>>56821992
I think if he were still about he wouldn't be a snotty cunt about it. I think he'd say 'I'm glad my story could make some lads on /brit/ feel alri tbqh senpais'
>>56822199
Come meet me and my boys at SW1
>>56822224
"Fancy going out [date]?"
>>56822224
oi lad
drinks?
>>56822227
Meant for >>56822199
>>56822199
Approach your nearest friendly neighbourhood nignog and ask them.
Just cucked my 3rd eye
>>56822239
Fancy going out [24/3/16]?
>getting a meme degree
need my hopes and dreams destroyed
>>56822229
He probably wouldn't, but he also seems like far a greater man than any of us.
>>56822224
If your mates are like mine, just say hi to them and they'll ask you out.
>want to chat to my mates
>can't do it without them inviting me to shit constantly
>hate going out, just want to chat, don't want to have to come up with some faggot excuse as to why I can't come drinking on friday
gets me lary desu.
glad i get all my information about how to make life choices from the international board on an anonymous anime forum desu
anyone wanna do a fight
>>56822301
not that it really matters in scotland, people just go to uni for the experience because they know they won't drop £36,000 just in tution
>>56822304
Take a look in the mirror
>>56822310
Can we swap friends
>tfw you fancy your best friend
>>56822211
Glasgow is still Russell Group and probably has a decent careers centre. It's not a massive advantage but fuck it's better than nothing, plus you'll be competing with literally hundreds of thousands of unemployed normie humanities graduates when the time comes to look for jobs.
>>56822143
>£40 a month
Is that even worth the petrol
>>56822337
no, I love them.
>>56822339
did this
bad idea haha
>>56822339
>tfw friend has come out as gay
>tfw now permanently nervous around him
Need his willy desu
why does china make so much semi decent stuff
if it was just low wages/high population then india should be making loads too
>>56822326
You're meant to keep that a secret
just invested in some popcorn chicken
what should my condiment be: ranch dressing, ketchup, or tartar sauce?
Back for Australia.
Adam Johnson looks like such a creepy scruff
>>56822398
Ranch
>>56822392
India has a truckload of tariffs and regulations
>>56822398
None, just salt
>>56822299
Twat.
Like if you're inviting them out Monday, "Fancy going out Monday?"
>>56822424
>Ranch
FOY
>>56822381
What happened lad?
>>56822383
Better than him being 100% straight and knowing you never have a chance with him
>tfw normie sister has a meme degree from a meme uni and already has a great job like 2 years after graduating and parents always bring it up
going shop lads
not getting you anything doe
I AM AN ANTICHRIST
I AM AN A________
>that one ugly lol gamur gurl so random xD im not like other girls bitch in your group chat who brings down the quality of the entire chst by even just being there, so fucking ugly too
ae know that feel
>>56822467
she told me (completely out of the blue) that she sucked some dude's dick
told her to stop contacting me wahey
Lads, what are some good ideas for a third date, considering we're both poor and shy? I was thinking lunch somewhere fun and bowling, or seeing if there's any bars with live music.
>tfw 4 years of knowing I'm going to my third choice uni
>>56822347
Does a person in Scotland who knows they will get free tuition for any course care about employment opportunities when they choose to study History and Politics? I don't think the people that study that up here give a shit about getting a decent job afterwards.
>>56822488
nonce
>>56822511
>third
>>56822511
fuck you, why can you be happy?
>>56822492
font
>>56822511
do you guys have a space telescope that allows public viewing?
>>56822510
Oh, wew :( heartbreaking.
>>56822511
wetherspoons xx
>>56822511
either one of your houses
is /brit/ Le reddit STEM master race?
alri
my bennies were paid in early lads
>>56822468
>my sister got a degree in computers or something and is working a minimum wage we design job
Hahahaha
Fucking hate people that went to uni
>>56822511
Free art exhibition at a gallery
>>56822536
Well sort of, but I don't know if the others count as dates.
First time just her and I went out for drinks. Second time I bought her along for drinks with some of my friends.
Maybe they aren't dates but it's better than nothing
can someone do a JUST edit of this pic
on my phone atm
>>56822571
yes
CAN I SUGGEST YOU GET FUCKED
>>56822606
You need to open her third eye, show her what her pineal gland is capable of and she'll love you forever
if i chop someone's fingers off for being a runt what punishment am I looking at?
not all of them, just two or three.
>>56822536
Are you a back end web developer?
>>56822590
How early? Might check mine
>all these runts ruining the third eye gimmick I pioneered
>>56822559
told her we'd be friends again but we probably won't
I'm mostly over it but don't really see why I should make her part of my life again
>>56822666
RASHEEED
>>56822492
I hate her so much /brit/, she constantly tries to bring her boyfriend into the topic at hand, probably just to try and remind everyone that someone somehow fucking got stuck with this ugly witch looking hag, literally face looks structureless, even worse on Facebook, she's literally ruining my group chat experience
>>56822571
yes, the most autistic of them
>>56822658
i only signed yesterday and they were paid in today
>>56822651
thailad might be, i'm not
>>56822666
Please cease and desist all claims of ownership of the third eye(tm) gimmick. Any further claims of ownership will result in legal action.
so lads when its all said and done does a man who cant pull a pint deserve to be prime minister?
>>56822537
I struggle hard with the pursuit of happiness and this could go wrong. For instance, this girl met another girl whom I absolutely despise and yet they both got along really well.
>>56822553
Nah I don't think so, there's not much down here.
>>56822566
Haha sick idea. First time we went out we went there and shared a pitcher together :3
>>56822570
Nah we both live with our parents still so might not work
>>56822598
I'm not in London mate
>>56822687
>group chats
remember when i was an underaged normie aswell
>>56822687
post pix
do you use auto update or do it manually?
are there any madmen who dont even use it and instead STILL refresh the page?
>this is a 10/10 in britain
rubbing my 3rd eye as we speak to some naughty stuff lads xx
>>56822716
>Nah we both live with our parents still so might not work
wait for mummy and daddy to go to work
>>56822745
*tips*
>>56822687
You sound like you're 16
Mother said to go sleep, i'll be going mobile now
what's this new third eye trash?
are you talking about the japs eye?
>>56822753
>this is the body of a model
>>56822751
>Not using autorefresh, autoscroll and speech-to-text for a completely hands-free 'chonning experience
>>56822687
Simple solution is to become mates with her bf
>>56822288
>>56822227
Sounds like a good way to get a sharp object inserted into my body, familia.
>>56822231
Probably my best bet but im too /shy/ to get denied.
>>56822806
FONC
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z30oQIEzzvo
Getting some lovely drugs delivered tomorrow by Royal Mail. :3
>>56822840
on my 3rd beer and about to crack open this bottle of brandy
on a weekday
this a low point for me
>>56822853
what drugs and quantity
>>56822853
wanna trade my next parcel for yours? I'll tell you what it is once you agree lad, it'll be a surprise
>>56822881
very nice
i just woke up haha
>>56822881
40g weed
>>56822902
Yeah OK
>there are a million people born in britain currently living in australia
>there are a million people born in britain currently living in spain
>>56822945
How do you buy that
>inb4 bitcoins
>>56822960
>>56822960
>>56822960
NEW
>>56822984
based janny removing nignog editions
>>56822984
lol
fucking janny has his finger on the trigger today
>>56822982
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/index
>>56822850
fucking helll
FOR FREE
>>56822904
didn't even mean to give you a (You) haha
>>56822945
good lad
>>56822982
what did he even mean by this?
of course it was bitcoin
will trade (You)s for (You)s
>>56822945
DNM
@062
no deal
>>56823057
>didn't even mean to give you a (You) haha
oh well haha
>>56823057
Isn't 1 bitcoin like £1000 now
>>56822945
good deal lad, you got a vintage 1968 hardback book
at what point did you stop going on /pol/?
it was the vaccines shit for me familie
>>56823063
>1 million in spain
whoa mama mia
Haven't had a jammy dodger in like 8 years
>>56823116
https://www.google.com/search?q=1+btc+to+gbp
doesn't matter because vendors list the price in actual currency and markets will convert the price to bitcoins
>>56823130
i've actually never been there. i'm still pure
>>56823127
What book la?
>>56823140
all me
why does /brit/ get filtered words and special rules about new threads?
>>56823189
janny literally despises us
>>56823130
never regularly browsed desu, occasionally took a look and that was it out of curiosity, chose to never go back after how low in quality their 'fsacisr' or 'NatSoc' threads were, don't even know anything about their own beliefs, kinda pathetic from an academic viewpoint
>>56823183
I wonder which religion of peace this is talking about
https://twitter.com/sweden
lmao
>>56823183
>capitalism not on there
shit graph
>>56823189
everywhere has filtered words and phrases
h.ello r.eddit
h.ello r.ato
s.leep t.ight p.upper
g.o b.ack t.o r.eddit
t.bh
s.mh
f.am
did a Chicago sunroof today
t.bh f.am s.mh
>>56823227
how did that wazzock end up with the handle @sweden?
>>56823270
rato
>>56823277
mad
>>56823179
My Life, Oswald Mosley la, good copy not the normal hardback, the limited edition one
>>56823183
Pretty poor graph, how many years is it over and what does it classify as s terrorist attack? Because Irish Republicanism should be well over 8
>>56823284
apparently they give it to a new """swedish""" person each week
a lot of very pretty girls on sky news tbqhwyf
>>56823183
>highly skewed data
>plotted on a bar chart
>no log transform
Terrible representation. What if I want to explore the relationship between non-Islam attacks, huh? Huh?!
page 7
>>56823325
calm down
no you calm down dont tell me to calm down youre the one that needs to calm down
>>56823304
Rorke
>>56823325
The weather presenters on sky news are peng
>tfw own a rare 3 letter twitter account that i made back in 2009 before the twitter hype truly began
waiting until a big company comes out with my initials and going to sell it for big £££££££££
statistically 1 in 10 posters here is a muslim, and there has been 72 unique posters in this thread...
god i love wanking
>>56823447
Selling Twitter accounts is against the ToS
>>56823459
I am every single one of them
>>56823459
Why 1 in 10?
>>56823459
Not me, 'lad'
praise allah
>>56823487
new
>>56823459
not at all
by that logic half the thead should be women but something tells me its not
>>56823497
forgot I still had that name on
>>56823540
rasheed
>>56823459
*posts 10 times to skew results*
>>56823541
made sense though
I unironically only watch Al-Jazeera for world news
What does it feel like to love someone and them to love you back?
>>56823459
but only in 1 in 25 of the UK population is muslim
and they're a lot less likely to end up on a site like this
doubt there's many IF any actual paki muslims that browse /brit/ really
and most of the ''''rasheed''' paki white knight posts are made by me (a white man)
why do girls pretend to be drunk after 1 beer
>>56823684
because fuck you thats why
>>56823645
constant fear that they'll realise what a mistake they've made
>>56823645
If they don't love you back then it's not love, it's infatuation
And the sooner you realise that, the better
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