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>>56823498
>first reply literally 11 seconds after OP
Spotted the autist
#bringessexhome
#freeulster
>>56823508
rashid of the turbulent wind
>>56823459
thats like saying 50% of posters here are girls, its just not true we arent representative
Woke up at 2pm today, fellas
Not too proud of myself
I wanna fuck oswald mosley
>>56823540
nobody tell him
>>56823508
>my net is so slow I have to wait a few seconds to upload a pic
>>56823552
this desu
lowkey wishing for more ISIS attacks so Brexit would be pushed
quite hungry tb︂h
ate some non-halal meat today lads, bet allah hates me now haha
>>56823552
/brit/s quality of posts has improved significantly since ulster got banned
>>56823620
who is lowkey?
About to go and sign on
Think I'll do my weeks shopping at Lidl this time, lads
Need a Bieber bf desu
isn't 5 years for intercourse with a 15 year old a really long sentence?
cold in this fucking house
ffs i need to cold shower later as well, wish the world would fuck off tbhhhh
>>56823686
what are you? fucking gay mate?
>>56823681
Same goes for you
I think I've discovered what drives anons to shitpost lads. Poo on the brain I'm afraid.
I want Britain to be about British
>>56823681
What's it like being poor?
>>56823697
He didn't even shag her.
>>56823737
muslamic rayguns
weather out here is shit
18 degrees but it's really windy so it feels fucking cold
Just think lads in 3 months we will be free from the EU
>>56823552
ESSEX MENTIONED
Brexit
>>56823730
t. Thabani Mboko
>>56823730
always funny to change your mates wallpaper to a picture of poo when he leaves the room
>>56823697
didn't he only get a cheeky finger too
Trump general is literally gone missing
waheyyyyy
>>56823720
Can get myself 20 packs of noodles and a bar of chocolate for a fiver, not bad if you ask me lad
>>56823743
Pretty bad, 2bh
why did he do it lads?
dad's bought me a dodgy amazon fire stick lads
can stream most films/tv programmes on there and even stream the footy and stuff
quite good to be fair, worth the £40
What does it feel like to love someone and them to love you back??
>>56823832
anime, that's why we need to ban it
>went to Morrisons
>pakis and blacks everywhere
>started seeing all these american brands like oreos, pots of lucky charm cereal, these big marshmallows saying 'america's favourite marshmallow' on it
>yoghurt aisle is spelt 'yogurt'
This country has gone to fucking shit. In towns and cities anyway. I cycle regularly round the countryside from my villages and it's like another world, a white, comfy world.
You'll be pleased to hear that it didn't look like anyone had actually bought any of that american shit though. The marshmallows looked like they hadn't been touched.
03AHJ_Vuv0485H_Zo1e92BhJdXv0C8eLAMIQLLWWLyKmrh99rqL9j6pr6xgsgUr307DmqvfYl0TIzg9xi2Sht8mP7K0DFp5glwVeWU3VK-hgpmJSOJzfM8jdT4K0LvgOQDOVDtUt_XlnnoLRQT-RcD0JRyQBEKTsAk4n9R2B420couQVAWkyMMb-S2qzFSQEWp89yXReaD3OiWPiyIhozO4wcEOmn5VKp2f_equx9R57olPT-lk1Gf
Do we really need all these police officers standing about? Couldn't at least two of them go investigate a burglary or something?
>>56823848
I'll never know.
>>56823878
ah yes, very impressive
>>56823832
impotency
India would be a likable country if it wasn't so filthy and plagued with crime
Poleaboo is wondering what the best Rakim album is?
He downloaded 'the 18th letter'
>>56823866
>tfw lucky charms are a fiver for a tiny box in tescos
fuck that mate, dread to think what sort of a yankaboo would actually purchase that
>>56823879
was in gatwick yesterday and didn't see a single copper
surprised considering what happened the day before, was expecting armed popo to be everywhere
>>56823777
nah it takes two years after the vote for us to fully leave
>>56823814
>>56823761
Seems like he is getting screwed
>>56823942
Fucking lel really?
The hipsters often seem to be yankaboos and they seem to have more money than sense so I bet they buy them.
>>56823928
sounds like america
theyve got in a cardboard cutout of a policeman at the morrisons at the train station since the brussels attack lads, feeling much safer
>>56823939
only one that i have tbf but it is an excellent album
in regards to Poleaboo's earlier question, Poleabooaboo thinks that Nas is infact the better rapper but he thinks that both are up there in the GOAT list
didn't know they named a pot noodle after me haha
>>56823866
One of my old flatmates used to buy lucky charms all the time, and those little boxes of kraft macaroni and cheese. Ludicrously expensive for how much you get. Not even like it's good either.
>>56823965
Nah he was grooming her and she really wasn't into him. He's a nonce.
>>56823986
kek i don't get these at all
they're in shops everywhere where i live for uni
>>56823965
don't think it is particularly harsh to be fair
he's a footballer for fucks sake, he can have pretty much any bird he wants, he must be a bit of an actual nonce to pursue a 15 year old when he could have anyone
also it's a high profile case so he needs to be made an example of
>>56823979
Always figured the cunts in iceland would be at each other's throats 24/7
Good to see they're doing alright, though
>>56823988
>no pic
is this a Lupe Fiasco type deal?
>>56824014
Sounds like a right twat.
Americanisation is disgusting.
>>56823979
somebody's doing the raping
>>56824066
That's why mums go there
Radio 6 and a cup of tea.
Is there a comfier way to spend a Thursday afternoon?
>Enriched Macaroni pasta Shell (97.25) Unbleached Wheat Flour**, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Vitamin B1 & Vitamin B2, Cheese Sauce Mix (2.75%) Whey Powder, Milk Fat**, Milk Protein Concentrate**, Sodium Tripoliphosphate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Sodium Phosphate, Calcium Phosphate, Artificial Colours, Tratrazine (E102)*** & Sunset Yellow (E110)****, **May have adverse effect on activity and attention in children
>>56824047
nottingham mentioned
poundshop in broadmarsh cardboard cutout policeman
(nottingham train station morrisons is where the cardboard cutout is)
>>56824113
I want to punch him right in the face
>>56824124
>nottingham
yeah lel
>>56824137
Sad!
>>56824113
Pineal gland status: done in.
New OC
Wtf! I can't be racist on twitter without consequences? Broken Britain
The worst possible thing you can do when your gifriend says something untrue is to point it out. You cannot win that game, because you're the only one playing.
Just say sorry and move on, there is nothing else you can do.
>>56824231
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.
Made a new pokemon team
Can you guess the theme?
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/microsoft-terminates-its-tay-ai-chatbot-after-she-turns-into-a-nazi/
>>56824231
Good lad.
>>56824274
shite
>>56824274
Team USA
>You will never live in balamb garden
>>56824316
this can't be real
>>56824271
Who says? :^)
Having a traditional English lunch today, lads.
>>56824274
They all have two eyes
>>56824316
Hey look, a purposely kitsch-by-intent, tongue in cheek poster to deflect and demean serious conversation on surveillance issues.
Business idea: racism to poles and eastern euros on the same level as pakis
reminder that having white skin means fuck all and slavs are literally worse than niggers
also Iberians aren't even white but are infact bro-tier
>>56824377
jfs wont understand that though will they
>british """"women"""""
>>56824355
the universal declaration of human rights from the united nations general assembly, the UK was one of the countries that voted for it
>>56824433
shagged her outside Warwick nursing home
>>56824422
>>56824469
he's just an average Yorkshire lad
>>56824433
is that crab a purse?
>>56824383
no idea who that is
Roughly 17 people a year are killed by buses in London, yet you don't hear too many people seeking to ban buses. Lunatics with explosives are no doubt a scary prospect; but in the long term the loss of our basic freedoms caused by government pushing through flawed legislation based on panic is worse.
>>56824447
>being a cuck to international law
Bet you're going to vote to stay IN too.
why do the BBC always call Islamic State "the so-called Islamic State"?
Why is the BBC such an elitist club?
>>56824510
an AI bot by microsoft
went from being really shit in its release, to talking about hating the jews and loving hitler and trump within 24 hours
they had to take it offline
https://www.tay.ai/
>>56824518
authoritarians out
>>56824514
this
if anything we need MORE Muslims to show ISIS we're not scared of them
>>56824544
>Homerton
>elite
>>56824231
nobody expects freedom of speech in this country, everyone already knows this country is a muslim run shithole
>>56824544
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED
>>56824541
because they arent an internationally recognised state
it would be like saying the so called democratic republic of the congo
>>56824573
Cambridge is Cambridge
>>56824595
I thought the name of the group was "Islamic State"
>>56824541
Because extreme lefty bias.
>that time in school when the teacher didn't show up for the lesson and every cunt just sat chatting for the whole hour, even the goody-goody teachers pets
>>56824692
shit meme
Can't believe Father Ted has been convicted of genocide lads.
>>56824632
Yeah and its pointing out they arent really a state, they are a so called state
>>56824641
>>56824692
>thailand bandwidth
>>56824325
bang on
alright here's annother
can you guess the theme?
Hint: its based on fictional events
>>56824541
Muslims a gud boi. Dey dindu nuffin.
>>56824744
gas the jews genocide
>>56824692
fuck off trying to force this, it would be ok if you posted it once a day at most but youve already fucking ruined it
>>56824744
how was it team USA?
>>56823552
what happened to essex?
>>56824541
because its not recognized as a state dummy
>>56824803
arrested for stalking maisie
my enemies are many, my equals are none
>be australian
>don't szanuj the galat
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
>>56824792
>American eagle
>garbage pile
>fat lazy monkey
>dindu nuffin dark/fighting type with baggy pants
>mexican
>jew
>sell electronic on ebay
>I know for a fucking fact it works
>He says it doesn't and demands a refund
Do I have any recourse or am I shit out of luck?
http://news.sky.com/story/1666381/corbyn-tells-kebab-awards-have-salad-on-top
>He said that kebab shops were a "place of great discourse and discussion".
Is Corbyn mentally ill?
>>56824803
TOWIE
>>56824878
You can use the Ebay challenge.
They'll tell you that after review they sided with the other party, but that's a lie, Ebay often tells both parties they lost and just keeps the money for themselves.
>>56824878
fight it with ebay
>>56824803
Holiday I think
>tfw shit gym sesh
>>56824912
>politician praised kebab shops in an audience full of kebab shop owners
stop the presses
alri
>>56824803
hello
>>56824912
m8 i used to go to school with got in prison for throwing a molotov cocktail into a kebab shop on a mission from the rivaling kebab shop
am I supposed to ask for the manager when I hand in a CV?
>>56824878
Say it must have broken in the post and he should take it up with Royal Mail or whoever.
EBay will probably take his side though.
watching shitty kung fu movies and imaging what europe will look like in 10 years
![tumblr_mo12ibueiq1s94tiro1_400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bUSZDE4.png "tumblr mo12ibueiq1s94tiro1 400[1]")
>that comfy feel when cheeky afternoon nap
>>56823848
I don't know
>>56824949
He's for everyone of us!
Stands for everyone of us!
He saves with a mighty hand!
Every man every woman!
Every child-he's a mighty!
Trump.
>>56825001
>handing in a CV in person
did your mum tell you to do that m8
>The Labour leader made a pitch for a "balanced diet" and claimed to be a "vegetarian afficionado of kebab shops".
fucking hell whats going on, the thick of it NEEDS to come back and make a series involving a corbyn like character its beyond satire
>>56825001
I would
>>56825009
Like what Syria looks like now.
>tfw can safely report this spamming thai prick because Thailad wouldn't be such a knob
>>56823994
That flavour any good?
I got one in the larder that I've never bothered with because I don't like trying new things.
>>56824912
He's a lefty, so yes he is mentally ill.
please STOP posting images
I'm an Australian with a proxy but I only have 1kb of bandwidth after posting this image
>>56824912
>Corbyn mentally ill for liking kebabs
Wew, Tories are getting very desperate aren't they?
Got a mate to ask Waitrose for a job application for me, but they said to him 'if he wants one bad enough he'll come and collect it himself'. Cheeky smug condecending cunts, they can stick their job.
>>56824968
I know the feeling. I went to the gym the other day and the middle of my forearms were in pain because of it and for the last few days my left arm feels like someone hammered a nail right through my elbow.
Might have to give it a weeks rest, which just makes me feel like a failure.
aligning my chakras...
going into autistic sperg out made and having arguments with Eastern Europeans over whether they're subhuman scum or not
need to chill out tbf
>Janny deletes a shit gimmick
good lad
>Corbyn's approval rating is now ahead of Cameron's
just give us number 10 already
>>56824912
>discourse and discussion
Yeah like which european capital to strike next.
>>56824994
How's holiday? Where did you go?
>>56825047
>"When people buy kebabs, I want them to have salad on top so they can have the balanced diet we all need."
What a joker. Give us number No.10 already.
>>56825118
hahahahaha
you got out bantered mate
>>56825174
fuerteventura, this is my first full day here
it's alri so far, not really doing much, got a villa with a pool and wifi and shit so i'm just sitting around doing fuck all
>>56825168
>trusting polls
ahahah
Just like the ones that had the general election being to close to call?
*arises from out the azure mane*
>>56824973
>>56825087
>LIDF please go
>>56825205
Get a few beer
>uber surge prices
Wtf is this bullshit.
>>56825208
>le every poll is now wrong meme
desperate stuff from CCHQ
>>56825195
may i have the context for this jiff
>>56825047
How the fuck does a vegetarian kebab even work? A naan with just salad in it?
>>56825120
I only went 1.25kg over my 5RM and just couldn't squat, my form was way off, no idea why
just did some curlbro tier bicep and chest workouts to make up for it
>>56825251
will do when i go out later probs
>>56825208
>this eternal meme
Desperate. Polls have been adjusted since.
gona throw a toaster in the sea and kill all the fish
>>56825168
at this point last election cycle ed miliband was 11 points ahead of big dave
how far ahead is labour now kek
the opposition is always meant to be more popular mid term
>>56825252
thanks "free market"
>>56824878
ask them to return it
refund them
sell it to someone who isn't a dick
>>56825297
alri enjoy it lad
>>56825263
someone brought up hillsborough at PMQs
>>56825074
>Vegimite
Fuck off antipodean.
>>56825195
I suspect all british boys to secretly wank off to Thatcher regardless of their political affiliation 2bh
horrible comedown lads
>>56825253
>le every poll is right meme
Grasping at straws m8, half his own party don't want him
>>56824944
>>56824951
ebay never EVER sides with the sellers
always the consumers
>>56825268
F A L A F E L
>goes on holiday with his family
>spends all day on /brit/
classic
if there's anyone that shouldn't be opening images it's probably me haha
>>56825314
i had a wank over the news headline when she died tbf
going to take the gf out on a date to the aquarium
feel like a right normie twat
black lives matter bigots
>Australians unironically eat this
>>56825314
I've never denied it
>>56825350
best you can do is to either fight it or get them to post it back, and then refund with their postage return costs
cut your losses i guess
>>56825386
what does it taste like?
>>56825359
see it all the time in the summer
>>56825036
I've been applying for jobs online and it hasnt gotten me shit so
>>56825253
>>56825298
if you trust the polls so much:
>>56825301
>>56825355
Maybe in some little posh boys kebab shop, but then again that would explain Corbyns comments.
>>56825420
poo
>>56825359
i am outside at least
the only other thing i would be currently doing is lying around like they all are
>>56825343
Corbyn is never being voted out though, the grassroots are 100% behind him. The anti-Corbyn MPs will either leave or be deselected, eventually the whole Labour party will be far-left.
>>56825420
Some shitty ripoff.
>>56825195
love john majors cheesy grin haha
>>56825359
only now realising how goat camping was before 3g
>>56825420
fermented abbo pubes
>>56825420
yeast
>>56825386
Don't you guys enjoy marmite, isn't that the same thing?
I like vegemite to be honest with you familia
what am i like haha xx
>#stillyes is trending
SHUT IT DOWN
>>56825441
>le don't trust the polls from last election!
>heh in the last election cycle a poll said ed miliband was 11 points ahead
make up your mind
>>56825402
This thing is listed a hundred times for £10 each
I thought I'd be nice and list it for £5 since I don't need it any more.
This'll teach me to do other people a favour.
>>56825420
Shit treacle viscosity marmite
>>56825492
You sound just as delusional as him
>>56825527
>le every poster against me is the same person meme
>>56825461
mummy and daddy don't invite me to the family holidays anymore but if i was with you i'd just buy a few beers, chill by the pool and drink them on /brit/
then later on just go into the town on your own, get smashed and chat to the locals, then maybe try your way with the local gash
Hate my MP
>>56825527
Kek, this
>>56824878
Tell him to send it back
>>56825514
Literally triggered me
Marmite > vegeshit
>blast wife to pieces with an assault rifle
>5 years
>send pervy texts to a 15 year old who initiated contact with you
>6 years
fucks sake
>>56825527
im not the person you were replying to, but nice try
labour are STILL behind in the polls
or are the polls wrong when they disagree with you?
>>56825622
nah
>>56825602
ye this is the first one i've been on for a few years
there is fuck all to do during the day, but i think they want to go out for dinner every night
then i may do that after some nights
>>56825629
Rasheed
>>56825629
desu the first charge seems a bit light
>>56825611
what kind of politician pragmatically blogs about their daily bullshit
latest brexit poll from britain elects twitter
>>56825420
Spider paste.
>>56825671
It's what blade runner got
>>56825618
is he under any obligation whatsoever to send it back?
My third japseye has opened.
honestly if he doesn't cum loads I'm disappointed and left unsatisfied
>>56825629
are you on about oscar pistorius and adam johnson?
different countries t.bh
>>56825652
To be fair. Yeah.
Corbyn has this sown up
>>56825611
>That self important deluded bollocks
Typical SNP cuck
>>56825492
It's great because thanks to him Labour will never be elected again and cause even more destruction of our home.
>>56825639
I can read the polls you cretin. Being -3 down isn't something to shout about for the Tories. They still have Osborne at a record low approval and the EU ref coming up,
Dunno what it is about me lads, but the girls just can't help falling in love. Broken three hearts so far this year. I'm not even going out of my way to date or anything, seems as I finish with one, another one is lined up ready to jump on me. Wasn't even getting this much action in college.
>>56825696
Dunno. A bit suspicious if he doesn't though and if he's just doing it to rip you off then he'll be losing money
>>56825553
I'm not even pro-Corbyn, I'm just saying that's likely to happen. If there is ever another leadership challenge Corbyn will win in a landslide.
>>56825723
nah
gonna make a troll post
>>56825716
Who says that?
>>56825725
kek
>>56825518
Go on, what is this latest bullshit?
>>56825725
>Osborne
>Next Conservative leader
Pick one.
The Tory party never chooses the person who seems to be the natural successor other than Anthony Eden
>>56825611
jesus christ
Went to a reggae bar in Bali....all they played was Bob Morley....ffs
>>56825725
george osborne wont be the only tory leadership contender
>>56825678
why do cucks want to stay?
>>56825725
>Corbyn
Literally who?
Don't hear ANYTHING about Corbyn these days.
>>56825678
what happened to this one
>find my local MP on Twitter
>9 followers, never tweeted
lol
Yes hello, what is the security situation in the UK and EU in general? Is the continent on lockdown following the Brussels attacks?
>>56825798
>Morely
Some sort of Muslim cover band? Oh wait, yeah, Muslims can't listen to any music worth listening to or they will get honour killed.
>>56825678
Wait, the leave was ahead by 2 percent the other day. Why would it drop so much after the Brussels sprouting?
>>56825740
the fact the tories are STILL above labour speaks fucking volumes you cretin, any competent opposition leader would be absolutely running away with it right now
>>56825830
Two different polling companies bucko
B-B-BUT MUH POLLS!!
Just because I have a gf doesn't make me a normie
>>56825611
>>56825794
don't even have a fedora image related to this tbqh
>>56825830
different companies get different results, also phone polls have significantly higher remain percentages
>>56825847
London Police have been hot on the ball since the 7/11 attacks mate, they don't fuck around up there. Loads of terror attacks have been foiled by them in recent times, there was supposed to be one in London the same night as Paris.
>>56825734
Don't be so sure. People usually get tired of the ruling party and the Tories will have been in power for a decade at the next election and could well have a shit, uncharismatic leader like Osborne. Labour are also leading in the polls right now.
At the very least you shouldn't discount the possibility of a labour led left-wing coalition coming to power.
>>56825884
Yougov is majority lefty university students and not an accurate representation by any means.
>>56825808
Because they are cucks. They think that they are inferior and need to be enriched by Big Brussels Controllers.
>>56825798
What is it with Bali and reggae? Got some cult following there
>>56825908
>London Police have been hot on the ball since the 7/11 attacks mate, they don't fuck around up there. Loads of terror attacks have been foiled by them in recent times, there was supposed to be one in London the same night as Paris.
bullshit
>>56825849
Jesús fuck. Samsu g Galaxy A tablet has an awful keyboard.
I left Jesús and samsu g in there on purpose to show you how it it is
really don't get how the Brussels incident can make people more likely to stay in the EU
had enough with the British public now, I give up
>this is a """""10/10"""""" British woman who earns millions just because of a her """looks""""
>>56825884
love how you leave the date off, the one i posted (with labour behind) is the most recent
>the polls are wrong apart from when they show the tories winning
bf promised to call me anf fug me tonigh, yet dosn't call, lads. wrf?? my pussy is itching
>>56825847
>lockdown
Against who? Muslims?
Wow, didn't think Donald Trump posted on 4chan. Well Mr Trump, since you're here, unlike you racist lot over the water we're not about to shut the door on those desperate and imperiled refugees just because a couple of terrorists (not islamists, TERRORISTS) committed a terrible crime. They could have been white and done exactly the same, whould you have us throw out everyone because of the actions of a few? Bloody racist
>>56825905
That alone shows why polls are a stupid way to measure anything.
Got the runs AGAIN lads
>>56825847
I fully assume that nothing will ever happen because the UK's security is a notch higher than mainland Europe's. Our intelligence is better and our draconian regime ensures a higher level of safety. Also living on an island nation helps.
The price paid for this feeling of security is that I assume everything I type is monitored by GCHQ.
daily reminder to leftists that /brit/ is a right winged aligned general. Your type are not welcomed here.
>>56825918
Damage control
>>56825908
Yes but has security been elevated since the bombings in Belgium a few days ago?
Also just read that the Paris attack guy they just caught had been to Birmingham as well, which must be scary for you lads.
>>56825941
are you an idiot not only do all of them say remain is down and leave is up if you looked at the tweet it says the data was collected before the attack happened
>>56825910
I would rather the Lib Dems over Labour. Labour have proven time and again that they are a threat to our way of life.
>>56825860
>le Corbyn should be 11 points ahead like ed miliband was (in those really correct polls)
Corbyn has a massive mountain to climb because he isn't overly popular. He never was with the general public from the day he got in.
The fact that his approval as leader is going up and approval for the Tories is dropping across the board, it is positive.
>>56826009
It's true though
>>56826010
supposedly
although i didn't really notice it when going through an airport yesterday
>>56826020
>are you an idiot
ye
>>56825908
It's a good job that London = The UK.
bf promised to call me anf fug me tonigh, yet dosn't call, lads. wrf?? my boipussy is itching
>>56825933
There's one bar in the island....but everyone seems to jack off over it and that one bar was pretty shit.
Plus there was a dreadlocked drunk Canadian guy with fucking poy. POY.
>>56825972
everybody that isnt an idiot/a child knows polls arent perfect and different methods get different results
doesnt suddenly make them worthless though
>>56826010
>just read that the Paris attack guy they just caught had been to Birmingham
>>56826038
moshi moshi catto
>>56826077
>>56826077
>>56826077
new
>>56825941
The only explanation I can think of is idiots lapping up the whole EU = security that the remain cucks keep spouting.
>>56826059
he's making you want it more.
>>56825944
*unzips*
>>56825938
Okay
http://news.sky.com/story/1588410/no-10-uk-foiled-terror-attack-in-last-month
>David Cameron said seven attacks had been stopped in the past six months - but Number 10 officials later clarified they were thwarted in the space of 12 months.
>Mr Cameron, who has also announced 1,900 more spies will be recruited in the UK to tackle the terror threat
>>56826021
*tips*
>>56826101
>/polska/
fuck off
not using that thread
>>56826060
Nah I know of a few, other bars have a bob marley poster up.
oy vey fucking canucks
>>56826057
>implying terrorists are going to attack Dorset
London has all the police because London needs them all
>>56826057
Any shit happens outside of London, locals just handle it.
>>56825996
Maybe you should eat some vegetables, fat boy.
>>56826131
why? racist
>>56826101
not a proper /brit/ thread fuck off yank
>>56826128
no open records of any of this, court trials held in secret, no coverage
don't believe a fuckin word of it m8
>>56826153
Polish the most racist and bullyish people on /int/, fuck em. Go eat a burger amerilard
>>56826167
stay mad
>>56826177
>>56826177
>>56826177
REAL NEW
>>56826134
I'm leaving Bali tomorrow for Java...gotta be better.
>hey boss you want to young girl massage, cocaine, heroin?
....the fuck
>>56826209
proper new
>>56826168
>Open records of ongoing terror investigations
ye m8 ok
shaking my head
>>56826168
The Ministry of Justice has an executioner on their payroll and has done since it's inception. Shit gets fucking weird when you get into the dark corners of the government.
which thread are we using
>>56826168
i believe it
i've been told it by people that do know this kind of thing when i did a small amount of work with them
>>56826235
>
don't even get records after they're done
take Incedal's case, found not guilty, not a word said
>>56826279
yeah, city of london is a laugh for that kind of madness too
>>56826331
they just use it to justify whatever the fuck they feel like
I don't feel safer or less threatened by any of this theatre
but then again, I don't feel in danger in the first place
Police in Molenbeek reporting that Grimsby Arcade was due to be next
janny has done his nut in lads
>>56826205
Shocking isn't it? Never used to be like that tbqh. Most of those guys offering the drugs are supposedly working for the cops anyway.
this is what happens whhen yank cunts try and force their shitty memes
>cornwall is here
Janny's Gasket status: DOA
If we didn't react to 30 people being killed by Muslims then they wouldn't try blowing us up in the future.
This is England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
The North/South divide:
>cheshire
best of both worlds
>birmingham
worst of both worlds
Thoughts?
heads down .. heads down..
janny is here
>>56826462
if we didnt react to a massive terrorist attack theyd do it every day lol you mong
*terrorist shoots 100 people*
*dont do anything*
*terrorist keeps on shootitng people*
>>56826478
bit late lad, already posted this earlier
>>56826399
Yeah I wouldn't buy weed (only drug is do) off of anyone in Indonesia. If someone had a joint lit and offered me a toke I'd take it but if not it's just not worth it
test
>>56826536
westmidslad?
BEST GIRL
howling at this chat bot
maybe if you lads didn't get so flustered about including the Polish this wouldn't had happened
>>56826598
rude?
i'm right here m8
love is natural and real
but not for such as you and i
>>56826613
shagged her for a good two hours outside the lanes in bristol
>>56825944
she's quitting modelling to focus on acting
[insert laughing man here]
>>56826478
disgusting english darkies
Thoughts?
>>56826661
i shagged her in the car park outside Lakota in Bristol mate
was doing a balloon at the same time
>>56826487
Brilliant post
Unironically going to apply to be a janny on /int/. I would be super millitant about deleting /brit/ threads that were made before the current one had reached page 8, people who make multiple threads and post their links in other threads would be banned. Janny does a good job of keeping your autism in check, he's just not here as often as I am, that's the trouble.
>>56826699
He speaks like a spastic who's had a lot of coaching.
what videogames are you currently playing?
>>56826717
someone get this hothead outta here
>>56826699
brilliantly right on a lot of things.
>>56826719
rasheed
>>56825611
>daily cardio is ten-minute power-walk
not gonna make it tbqh
>>56826736
Game of life bruv innit
Spoiler: It's shit.
>>56826717
And what sort of salary would you be requiring for such a position?
>>56823832
Who is this man? He looks very nice, like a kind granddad.
>>56826717
you probably won't get it now just for posting that
>>56826736
Bloodborne
>>56826766
No idea what his actual views are, he sounds slow.
>New Zealand kept the old flag
>>56826699
Says nothing different from what all the other right-wing youtubers say.
>>56826705
What does she smell like?
>>56826646
you ever have a /brum/ meet up in the end?
>>56826705
finger fucked her inside a bin round the back of asda bedminster
>>56826783
yeh hes cool. just dont let him near your nan
>>56826800
lame
>>56826800
good lads
>>56826779
I would do it for free, naturally.
>>56826791
For saying I will enforce the rules already in place? I dunno m8
memes aside if we did create a completely unhinged AI it would no doubt quickly become racist
>>56826815
pickles and milk
lets remember fondly the good ol days of the british empire RIP in peace
>>56826699
>the TRUTH about thing X is that it is subject to INCREASING propaganda from vapid leftist dogma desperately seeking to promote their "progressive" agenda because whenever thing Y is brought up, we see the same outcry from the usual cultural Marxists suspects spouting their regressive BULLSHIT
>>56826816
nah maybe one day
everyone has turned against me in the flags autism war though so unlikely anyone would attend
>>56826699
In his last video he says Belgium has no history of being a murderous invading empire.
kek, he can't be serious?
>>56826874
still got thirteen colonies tbqh
>>56826717
>made before the current one had reached page 8
completely made up """"""rule"""""" that no other general has to abide by
>>56826940
>>56826940
>>56826940
New thread
New thread
New thread
>>56826699
>le angry shouty man telling me things i already know in a smug voice
>>56826832
For free, you say? Zero monetary compensation? A salary package with a take-home income no higher than a sum amount of £0 and zero pence?
Time for the chase!
Hope all you guys tune in!
>>56826929
That's because other generals aren't as autistic as you lot, and don't constantly clog up the catalogue with multiple threads, and split the posters up, and start furiously spamming autistic shit when you don't like that your threwad is being used.
/brit/ gets special rules because a bunch of you are literally special people.
>>56826717
janny cant ban, the mod has to approve it
>>56826992
*calls you Brad even though I was specifically told by a producer beforehand that you are only to be addressed as Bradley*
Haha alright thanks Brad!
>>56826983
For nothing, for zilch. I will be offering my services for no cash value whatsoever. Void of any level of financial sponsorship. I wont even accept charitable donations.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35888748
>a mealy mouthed reply
>>56827021
i'm not special. i'm retarded
>>56827021
>and don't constantly clog up the catalogue with multiple threads, and split the posters up, and start furiously spamming autistic shit when you don't like that your threwad is being used.
completely unrelated to what I said
a mealy mouthed response
>>56827163
>Man arrested over 'mealy mouthed' Brussels tweet
quite pleased that the janny has actually started to enforce the rules this week
much prefer a comfy thread until 450-500 posts then an autism thread at exactly 310
the thread doesn't even get the chance to settle
ah yes very impressive
>>56827163
>Feminist in his Twitter bio
Dropped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTEPr4n_skI
Just finished one of the most difficult novels in the English language lads.
What did you achieve this week?
believe in equal rights for both genders so if a woman ever tried to physically attack me i would smack her clean in her jaw tbqh
>>56827237
smoked some weed lol and shitposted
>>56827237
fucked my gf u fucking nerd aahah
>BREAKING: Adam Johnson was arrested on the suspicion of possessing extreme pornography involving animals.
Stop, stop! He's already dead
>>56827339
>>56827339
>>56827339
>>56827311
*smiles curtly and nods*
Wonderful. You must be so proud of yourself.
>>56827237
failed a job application
read absolutely nothing of value
forgot to get myself a celebi in this months legendary pokemon event again
>>56827345
for what reason
fucking janny delete the thread with no subject
>deleting page 7-ers
You've really hurt his feelings tonight lids.
business idea: keep being autistic with new threads until the mod comes back again to reprimand us
really want him to make another post in here lads
If you stop acknowledging janny's acts of terror. he'll stop.
#notalljannies
>>56827487
>>56827487
>>56827487
>>56827487
i'm scared to post
I can make an invisible thread if you would like. He won't find it if he's searching the catalog (he never finds them unless people report them). But I know they rustle some lads' autism.
Up to you lot.
looks like janny took the plunge
>>56827331
He was released after the video titled "Black cats getting fucked" turned out to be a video of a Sunderland match.
>>56827470
can just imagine him deleting the thread then chuckling to himself as all the david mitchells start appearing him
we're just encouraging him tbf
>>56827495
not even going to bother
he wants page 8 i think
>>56827515
lmao apparently
>>56827512
wahey
>>56827504
>implying
you do realise that it's extremely likely that one of the regular /brit/ posters is also a janny
there's already a thread up though?
>>56827570
it has no subject and that triggers me
the liberals caused this mess and i will end them for it
>>56826875
i guess if janny is gonna force this upon us
