average yorkshire lad edition
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JUST
>>56823498
>first reply literally 11 seconds after OP
Spotted the autist
#bringessexhome
#freeulster
>>56823508
rashid of the turbulent wind
>>56823459
thats like saying 50% of posters here are girls, its just not true we arent representative
Woke up at 2pm today, fellas
Not too proud of myself
I wanna fuck oswald mosley
>>56823487
>>56823540
nobody tell him
>>56823508
>my net is so slow I have to wait a few seconds to upload a pic
>>56823552
this desu
lowkey wishing for more ISIS attacks so Brexit would be pushed
quite hungry tb︂h
ate some non-halal meat today lads, bet allah hates me now haha
>>56823552
/brit/s quality of posts has improved significantly since ulster got banned
>>56823620
who is lowkey?
About to go and sign on
Think I'll do my weeks shopping at Lidl this time, lads
Need a Bieber bf desu
isn't 5 years for intercourse with a 15 year old a really long sentence?
cold in this fucking house
ffs i need to cold shower later as well, wish the world would fuck off tbhhhh
>>56823686
what are you? fucking gay mate?
>>56823681
Same goes for you
I think I've discovered what drives anons to shitpost lads. Poo on the brain I'm afraid.
I want Britain to be about British
>>56823681
What's it like being poor?
>>56823697
He didn't even shag her.
>>56823737
muslamic rayguns
weather out here is shit
18 degrees but it's really windy so it feels fucking cold
Just think lads in 3 months we will be free from the EU
>>56823552
ESSEX MENTIONED
Brexit
>>56823730
t. Thabani Mboko
>>56823730
always funny to change your mates wallpaper to a picture of poo when he leaves the room
>>56823697
didn't he only get a cheeky finger too
Trump general is literally gone missing
waheyyyyy
>>56823720
Can get myself 20 packs of noodles and a bar of chocolate for a fiver, not bad if you ask me lad
>>56823743
Pretty bad, 2bh
why did he do it lads?
dad's bought me a dodgy amazon fire stick lads
can stream most films/tv programmes on there and even stream the footy and stuff
quite good to be fair, worth the £40
What does it feel like to love someone and them to love you back??
>>56823832
anime, that's why we need to ban it
>went to Morrisons
>pakis and blacks everywhere
>started seeing all these american brands like oreos, pots of lucky charm cereal, these big marshmallows saying 'america's favourite marshmallow' on it
>yoghurt aisle is spelt 'yogurt'
This country has gone to fucking shit. In towns and cities anyway. I cycle regularly round the countryside from my villages and it's like another world, a white, comfy world.
You'll be pleased to hear that it didn't look like anyone had actually bought any of that american shit though. The marshmallows looked like they hadn't been touched.
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Do we really need all these police officers standing about? Couldn't at least two of them go investigate a burglary or something?
>>56823848
I'll never know.
>>56823878
ah yes, very impressive
>>56823832
impotency
India would be a likable country if it wasn't so filthy and plagued with crime
Poleaboo is wondering what the best Rakim album is?
He downloaded 'the 18th letter'
>>56823866
>tfw lucky charms are a fiver for a tiny box in tescos
fuck that mate, dread to think what sort of a yankaboo would actually purchase that
>>56823879
was in gatwick yesterday and didn't see a single copper
surprised considering what happened the day before, was expecting armed popo to be everywhere
>>56823777
nah it takes two years after the vote for us to fully leave
>>56823814
>>56823761
Seems like he is getting screwed
>>56823942
Fucking lel really?
The hipsters often seem to be yankaboos and they seem to have more money than sense so I bet they buy them.
>>56823928
sounds like america
theyve got in a cardboard cutout of a policeman at the morrisons at the train station since the brussels attack lads, feeling much safer
>>56823939
only one that i have tbf but it is an excellent album
in regards to Poleaboo's earlier question, Poleabooaboo thinks that Nas is infact the better rapper but he thinks that both are up there in the GOAT list
didn't know they named a pot noodle after me haha
>>56823866
One of my old flatmates used to buy lucky charms all the time, and those little boxes of kraft macaroni and cheese. Ludicrously expensive for how much you get. Not even like it's good either.
>>56823965
Nah he was grooming her and she really wasn't into him. He's a nonce.
>>56823986
kek i don't get these at all
they're in shops everywhere where i live for uni
>>56823965
don't think it is particularly harsh to be fair
he's a footballer for fucks sake, he can have pretty much any bird he wants, he must be a bit of an actual nonce to pursue a 15 year old when he could have anyone
also it's a high profile case so he needs to be made an example of
>>56823979
Always figured the cunts in iceland would be at each other's throats 24/7
Good to see they're doing alright, though
>>56823988
>no pic
is this a Lupe Fiasco type deal?
>>56824014
Sounds like a right twat.
Americanisation is disgusting.
>>56823979
somebody's doing the raping
>>56824066
That's why mums go there
Radio 6 and a cup of tea.
Is there a comfier way to spend a Thursday afternoon?
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>>56824047
nottingham mentioned
poundshop in broadmarsh cardboard cutout policeman
(nottingham train station morrisons is where the cardboard cutout is)
>>56824113
I want to punch him right in the face
>>56824124
>nottingham
yeah lel
>>56824137
Sad!
>>56824113
Pineal gland status: done in.
New OC
Wtf! I can't be racist on twitter without consequences? Broken Britain
The worst possible thing you can do when your gifriend says something untrue is to point it out. You cannot win that game, because you're the only one playing.
Just say sorry and move on, there is nothing else you can do.
>>56824231
Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.
Made a new pokemon team
Can you guess the theme?
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/microsoft-terminates-its-tay-ai-chatbot-after-she-turns-into-a-nazi/
>>56824231
Good lad.
>>56824274
shite
>>56824274
Team USA
>You will never live in balamb garden
>>56824316
this can't be real
>>56824271
Who says? :^)
Having a traditional English lunch today, lads.
>>56824274
They all have two eyes
>>56824316
Hey look, a purposely kitsch-by-intent, tongue in cheek poster to deflect and demean serious conversation on surveillance issues.
>>56824383
Business idea: racism to poles and eastern euros on the same level as pakis
reminder that having white skin means fuck all and slavs are literally worse than niggers
also Iberians aren't even white but are infact bro-tier
>>56824377
jfs wont understand that though will they
>british """"women"""""
>>56824355
the universal declaration of human rights from the united nations general assembly, the UK was one of the countries that voted for it
>>56824433
shagged her outside Warwick nursing home
>>56824422
>>56824469
he's just an average Yorkshire lad
>>56824433
is that crab a purse?
>>56824383
no idea who that is
Roughly 17 people a year are killed by buses in London, yet you don't hear too many people seeking to ban buses. Lunatics with explosives are no doubt a scary prospect; but in the long term the loss of our basic freedoms caused by government pushing through flawed legislation based on panic is worse.
>>56824447
>being a cuck to international law
Bet you're going to vote to stay IN too.
why do the BBC always call Islamic State "the so-called Islamic State"?
Why is the BBC such an elitist club?
>>56824510
an AI bot by microsoft
went from being really shit in its release, to talking about hating the jews and loving hitler and trump within 24 hours
they had to take it offline
https://www.tay.ai/
>>56824518
authoritarians out
>>56824514
this
if anything we need MORE Muslims to show ISIS we're not scared of them
>>56824544
>Homerton
>elite
>>56824231
nobody expects freedom of speech in this country, everyone already knows this country is a muslim run shithole
>>56824544
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED
>>56824541
because they arent an internationally recognised state
it would be like saying the so called democratic republic of the congo
>>56824573
Cambridge is Cambridge
>>56824595
I thought the name of the group was "Islamic State"
>>56824541
Because extreme lefty bias.
>that time in school when the teacher didn't show up for the lesson and every cunt just sat chatting for the whole hour, even the goody-goody teachers pets
>>56824545
>>56824692
shit meme
Can't believe Father Ted has been convicted of genocide lads.
>>56824632
Yeah and its pointing out they arent really a state, they are a so called state
>>56824641
>>56824692
>thailand bandwidth
>>56824325
bang on
alright here's annother
can you guess the theme?
Hint: its based on fictional events
>>56824730
>>56824541
Muslims a gud boi. Dey dindu nuffin.
>>56824744
gas the jews genocide
>>56824692
fuck off trying to force this, it would be ok if you posted it once a day at most but youve already fucking ruined it
>>56824744
how was it team USA?
>>56823552
what happened to essex?
>>56824541
because its not recognized as a state dummy
>>56824803
arrested for stalking maisie
my enemies are many, my equals are none
>be australian
>don't szanuj the galat
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
>>56824792
>American eagle
>garbage pile
>fat lazy monkey
>dindu nuffin dark/fighting type with baggy pants
>mexican
>jew
>sell electronic on ebay
>I know for a fucking fact it works
>He says it doesn't and demands a refund
Do I have any recourse or am I shit out of luck?
http://news.sky.com/story/1666381/corbyn-tells-kebab-awards-have-salad-on-top
>He said that kebab shops were a "place of great discourse and discussion".
Is Corbyn mentally ill?
>>56824803
TOWIE
>>56824878
You can use the Ebay challenge.
They'll tell you that after review they sided with the other party, but that's a lie, Ebay often tells both parties they lost and just keeps the money for themselves.
>>56824878
fight it with ebay
>>56824803
Holiday I think
>tfw shit gym sesh
>>56824912
>politician praised kebab shops in an audience full of kebab shop owners
stop the presses
alri
>>56824803
hello
>>56824912
m8 i used to go to school with got in prison for throwing a molotov cocktail into a kebab shop on a mission from the rivaling kebab shop
am I supposed to ask for the manager when I hand in a CV?
>>56824878
Say it must have broken in the post and he should take it up with Royal Mail or whoever.
EBay will probably take his side though.
watching shitty kung fu movies and imaging what europe will look like in 10 years
![tumblr_mo12ibueiq1s94tiro1_400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bUSZDE4.png "tumblr_mo12ibueiq1s94tiro1_400[1].png")
>that comfy feel when cheeky afternoon nap
>>56823848
I don't know
>>56824949
He's for everyone of us!
Stands for everyone of us!
He saves with a mighty hand!
Every man every woman!
Every child-he's a mighty!
Trump.
>>56825001
>handing in a CV in person
did your mum tell you to do that m8
>The Labour leader made a pitch for a "balanced diet" and claimed to be a "vegetarian afficionado of kebab shops".
fucking hell whats going on, the thick of it NEEDS to come back and make a series involving a corbyn like character its beyond satire
>>56825001
I would
>>56825009
Like what Syria looks like now.
>tfw can safely report this spamming thai prick because Thailad wouldn't be such a knob
>>56823994
That flavour any good?
I got one in the larder that I've never bothered with because I don't like trying new things.
>>56824912
He's a lefty, so yes he is mentally ill.
please STOP posting images
I'm an Australian with a proxy but I only have 1kb of bandwidth after posting this image
>>56824912
>Corbyn mentally ill for liking kebabs
Wew, Tories are getting very desperate aren't they?
>>56825047
Got a mate to ask Waitrose for a job application for me, but they said to him 'if he wants one bad enough he'll come and collect it himself'. Cheeky smug condecending cunts, they can stick their job.
>>56824968
I know the feeling. I went to the gym the other day and the middle of my forearms were in pain because of it and for the last few days my left arm feels like someone hammered a nail right through my elbow.
Might have to give it a weeks rest, which just makes me feel like a failure.
aligning my chakras...
going into autistic sperg out made and having arguments with Eastern Europeans over whether they're subhuman scum or not
need to chill out tbf
>Janny deletes a shit gimmick
good lad
>Corbyn's approval rating is now ahead of Cameron's
just give us number 10 already
>>56824912
>discourse and discussion
Yeah like which european capital to strike next.
>>56824994
How's holiday? Where did you go?
>>56825047
>"When people buy kebabs, I want them to have salad on top so they can have the balanced diet we all need."
What a joker. Give us number No.10 already.
>>56825074
>>56825118
hahahahaha
you got out bantered mate
>>56825174
fuerteventura, this is my first full day here
it's alri so far, not really doing much, got a villa with a pool and wifi and shit so i'm just sitting around doing fuck all
>>56825168
>trusting polls
ahahah
Just like the ones that had the general election being to close to call?
*arises from out the azure mane*
>>56825009
>>56824973
>>56825087
>LIDF please go
>>56825205
Get a few beer
>uber surge prices
Wtf is this bullshit.
>>56825208
>le every poll is now wrong meme
desperate stuff from CCHQ
>>56825195
may i have the context for this jiff
>>56825047
How the fuck does a vegetarian kebab even work? A naan with just salad in it?
>>56825120
I only went 1.25kg over my 5RM and just couldn't squat, my form was way off, no idea why
just did some curlbro tier bicep and chest workouts to make up for it
>>56825251
will do when i go out later probs
>>56825208
>this eternal meme
Desperate. Polls have been adjusted since.
gona throw a toaster in the sea and kill all the fish
>>56825168
at this point last election cycle ed miliband was 11 points ahead of big dave
how far ahead is labour now kek
the opposition is always meant to be more popular mid term
>>56825252
thanks "free market"
>>56824878
ask them to return it
refund them
sell it to someone who isn't a dick
>>56825297
alri enjoy it lad
>>56825263
someone brought up hillsborough at PMQs
>>56825074
>Vegimite
Fuck off antipodean.
>>56825195
I suspect all british boys to secretly wank off to Thatcher regardless of their political affiliation 2bh
horrible comedown lads
>>56825253
>le every poll is right meme
Grasping at straws m8, half his own party don't want him
>>56824944
>>56824951
ebay never EVER sides with the sellers
always the consumers
>>56825268
F A L A F E L
>goes on holiday with his family
>spends all day on /brit/
classic
if there's anyone that shouldn't be opening images it's probably me haha
>>56825126
>>56825314
i had a wank over the news headline when she died tbf
going to take the gf out on a date to the aquarium
feel like a right normie twat
black lives matter bigots
>Australians unironically eat this
>>56825314
I've never denied it
>>56825350
best you can do is to either fight it or get them to post it back, and then refund with their postage return costs
cut your losses i guess
>>56825386
what does it taste like?
>>56825359
see it all the time in the summer
>>56825036
I've been applying for jobs online and it hasnt gotten me shit so
>>56825253
>>56825298
if you trust the polls so much:
>>56825301
>>56825355
Maybe in some little posh boys kebab shop, but then again that would explain Corbyns comments.
>>56825420
poo
>>56825359
i am outside at least
the only other thing i would be currently doing is lying around like they all are
>>56825343
Corbyn is never being voted out though, the grassroots are 100% behind him. The anti-Corbyn MPs will either leave or be deselected, eventually the whole Labour party will be far-left.
>>56825420
Some shitty ripoff.
>>56825195
love john majors cheesy grin haha
>>56825359
only now realising how goat camping was before 3g
>>56825420
fermented abbo pubes
>>56825420
yeast
>>56825386
Don't you guys enjoy marmite, isn't that the same thing?
I like vegemite to be honest with you familia
what am i like haha xx
>#stillyes is trending
SHUT IT DOWN
>>56825441
>le don't trust the polls from last election!
>heh in the last election cycle a poll said ed miliband was 11 points ahead
make up your mind
>>56825402
This thing is listed a hundred times for £10 each
I thought I'd be nice and list it for £5 since I don't need it any more.
This'll teach me to do other people a favour.
>>56825420
Shit treacle viscosity marmite
>>56825492
You sound just as delusional as him
>>56825527
>le every poster against me is the same person meme
>>56825461
mummy and daddy don't invite me to the family holidays anymore but if i was with you i'd just buy a few beers, chill by the pool and drink them on /brit/
then later on just go into the town on your own, get smashed and chat to the locals, then maybe try your way with the local gash
Hate my MP
>>56825527
Kek, this
>>56824878
Tell him to send it back
>>56825514
Literally triggered me
Marmite > vegeshit
>blast wife to pieces with an assault rifle
>5 years
>send pervy texts to a 15 year old who initiated contact with you
>6 years
fucks sake
>>56825527
im not the person you were replying to, but nice try
labour are STILL behind in the polls
or are the polls wrong when they disagree with you?
>>56825622
nah
>>56825602
ye this is the first one i've been on for a few years
there is fuck all to do during the day, but i think they want to go out for dinner every night
then i may do that after some nights
>>56825629
Rasheed
>>56825629
desu the first charge seems a bit light
>>56825611
what kind of politician pragmatically blogs about their daily bullshit
latest brexit poll from britain elects twitter
>>56825420
Spider paste.
>>56825671
It's what blade runner got
>>56825618
is he under any obligation whatsoever to send it back?
My third japseye has opened.
honestly if he doesn't cum loads I'm disappointed and left unsatisfied
>>56825629
are you on about oscar pistorius and adam johnson?
different countries t.bh
>>56825652
To be fair. Yeah.
Corbyn has this sown up
>>56825611
>That self important deluded bollocks
Typical SNP cuck
>>56825492
It's great because thanks to him Labour will never be elected again and cause even more destruction of our home.
>>56825639
I can read the polls you cretin. Being -3 down isn't something to shout about for the Tories. They still have Osborne at a record low approval and the EU ref coming up,
Dunno what it is about me lads, but the girls just can't help falling in love. Broken three hearts so far this year. I'm not even going out of my way to date or anything, seems as I finish with one, another one is lined up ready to jump on me. Wasn't even getting this much action in college.
>>56825696
Dunno. A bit suspicious if he doesn't though and if he's just doing it to rip you off then he'll be losing money
