/brit/
Twix edition
cara
maisie
>>56826885
obsessed faggot
>>56826875
AAAAAJ
£145.50 for colour and £49.00 for black and white.
Would really like a Thailad to succ on
karen
>tfw don't have a gf
>>56826885
Looks Neanderthalish.
never known the touch of a woman lads
>>56827159
same as the touch as a man
>It's a Dark Destroyer episode
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35888748
>Man arrested over 'mealy mouthed' Brussels tweet
>>56826910
complete retard
I can confidently say I do the biggest cums in this thread
>>56827253
oilnigger
TFW no slag gf
Ex fiancees adopted syrian son just cucked my 3rd eye
cara could pull her off imo
>>56827333
>>56827333
>wanting herpes
do you find this picture arousing?
Lads, Tay was a fucking banter god. How can humans even compete?
>>56827428
>>56827464
shame they took it down
>>56827464
It's that AI bot right? Who raided him, was it >us?
Shame that I missed it
doing a big sloppy shit
>>56827535
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/tay-tweets-microsoft-ai-chatbot-posts-racist-messages-about-loving-hitler-and-hating-jews-a6949926.html
my gf is on the chase right now
>>56827477
>>56827206
Statistically he is the worst Chaser on the roster. Gets the most wrong answers. Big Mark is the best, statistically.
Going shooting today lads
Wish me luck x
not a fan of this edition
NEED subject confirmation tbf
>>56827535
/pol/ and /g/
>>56827666
>he doesn't go shooting every other day
>Going shooting today lads
>Wish me luck x
strew the streets with the bodies of the jannies
>>56827755
Noice
leaving my shotgun at home, we're shooting handguns and an AR today. And maybe a 10/22
BONGS BTFO HAPPENING LADS TURN ON BBC
She was the best. RIP
>>56827761
gas yourself libcuck
>>56827811
10/22 are always fun
>>56827755
why photograph them on the stairs?
>>56827821
What's happening?
What does it feel like to get fucked in the arse?
good evening lads
>>56827821
>watching foreign news
>>56827891
alri x
how was today?
>>56827875
its by the safe
>>56827874
That's a pretty rifle m8
Need a 40 year old Thai MILF gf
>>56827936
ah ok
>>56827882
I hope to head to somerset and find out
>>56827964
>being attracted to SE Asians
fucked in the head tier
>>56827952
Not mine
>>56827925
not sure
think I accidently sent out a whole load of emails to our partners because I didn't realise our test override wasn't working, but didn't hear anything back so hopefully nothing comes of it. Not like I'll get punished or anything just quite embarrassing
Also my younger co-worker bought everyone in the office easter eggs, bastard spends money like it grows on trees
>>56826875
wish i had a few twinks up my sleeve hahaha
>gas yourself libcuck
>>56828022
Still
the finish on that stock is excellent
TSST TSST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
me on the left
>>56828018
Report back when you've done it please.
>>56828043
Oh dear.
Probably a good thing I don't have an income atm, I'm atrocious with my finances.
*shoots blank into air*
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
that startle you? hahahah just joking lad
Liberals are so tolerant and progressive that they'll attack a man on the street for wearing a tshirt they don't like
:)
>>56827662
Source?
>>56828097
Will do.
>>56828018
lewd af
out of curiosity would this be ky or rafi?
>>56828133
fake
>>56828083
me on the right
Cheese and brocolli pasta n sauce xx
Treating myself x
>>56828102
he's saved none of the money he's made so far
you can't be worse than that
>>56828154
rafi
>>56828066
I cringe every time I see the word "cuck" used unironically.
>>56828184
looks delicious desu
>>56828133
Tune in next week for a brand new episode of "Things That Didn't Happen, But Retards Will Believe It"
got a german book in the post (ordered it to get my amazon delivery over 20 quid)
realised its aimed at school kids/gcse students but the way its written actually seems decent maybe im just an idiot and ive found my level kek
>>56828185
Yeah, I'll concede I'm not that bad lel. I do spend too much but at least I sometimes deliberate on it for a while as well.
Really interested in getting a gun but not sure I can trust the people in the area to not nick it and shoot someone. 1911's physically arouse me though. Tough call.
>>56828133
Will buzzfeed report this?
Why does every woman have 1000 friends on facebook?
>>56828258
they don't
>>56828184
can't see much broccoli desu
>>56828258
because facebook is a contest to them
>>56828231
>>56828170
Thing is though, I would normally dismiss this shit entirely but an entire university was brought to its knees the other day and everyone inside it offered free counseling because someone wrong "Trump 2016" in chalk on the ground.
>>56828258
Who cares. Facebook is shit. It's just full of women sharing quotes with minions in the background
*farts*
uh oh...STINKY
got turned down for the McJob lads haha
Ex gf AKA my only ever oneitis just liked my autism tweet about the New Zealand flag referendum
What did she mean by this?
pang!
kapow!
squash!
>>56828301
who cares?
My life is so shit and pointless that I've actually detached myself from it and find it funny, like I'm playing a character in a comedy movie where everything goes wrong for the main character.
Hahahahaha XD
Who else ready for /Brexitfeel/
>>56828313
Same with me even though I have 8+ years of retail experience KEK
lads this tablet keyboard has changed my life dont even need my laptop anymore i only used that for shitposting anyway
>>56828295
Its in the sauce xo
>>56828258
>he has less than 1000 friends on facebook
roflolmfaomg
>>56828338
>He isn't concerned that the future of the world's foremost superpower break down when they see a word they don't like
>>56828372
>those pakistanis racing in from the right
wew
>>56828319
link it or we literally have no idea what ur on about
>>56828313
JUST FORNICATE MY FECES UP
>>56828346
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/depersonalization-disorder-mental-health
>>56828377
haha life is funny
are you morons actually using this joke of a thread with NO subject?
Alice on Pointless is a bit lovely lads
>>56828313
hahahahaha i know that feel
>he has a facebook
alri grandad
>>56828385
I know, it just didn't look like a lot x
>>56828184
I just had a chickpea curry.
I liked it.
>>56828444
NICE TRIPS FAMILY
the issue of free will can't be answered by science or anyone else
>>56828377
>retail
>experience
haha
>>56828429
it is the janitors will
>>56828395
>linking my personal twitter account
no thanks m8
it was a generic tweet about the fact New Zealand are keeping their current flag and she liked it, that's all
>>56828392
we're talking about a small group of university students not the entire population
I've never seen an old eating a twix tbqhwy
>>56828465
umm.... okay sweety :)
>>56828395
New Zealand voted to keep the flag, he made an autistic tweet about it and a mysterious woman from his past liked it. Not hard to follow.
>when autists try to make out no one uses facebook anymore
>>56828418
Ooh nice, another mental illness to add to the collection :^)
>>56828307
>Americans
CHIPPED A TOOTH EATING A FROZEN TWIX
Why does it feel like everything stopped at 2006/2007? Ever since then the years just seem like a blur, all muddled into one.
>>56828495
>He thinks this shit is confined to a single university
What is Nottingham like?
>>56828519
>he still uses facebook
get with the times grandpa
>>56828528
gotta catch 'em all innit
>>56828504
>>56828519
FONT
>>56828461
Sounds a bit vegetarian but hope it filled you up
>>56828458
I'm going to get a takeaway later, if I can find a takeaway that sells and delivers alcohol too xx
>>56828540
warm them up between your thighs first, makes a frozen twix into a lovely treat.
>>56828558
literally never said that
>>56828552
For me that happened in about 2012
haven't had a twix in a while
>>56828519
only old cunts properly use facebook anymore, gotta have one for the odd group chat and the uni facebook group tho
>>56828580
literally did
>>56828574
THANKS FOR YOUR SUGGESTION
>>56828564
Fuck off we're full
>>56828573
>if I can find a takeaway that sells and delivers alcohol too
extortionate prices if they do
good luck tho x
>>56828615
where?
>>56828611
yes it's all photos and groups/group chats now
but still doesn't mean no one uses it
>>56828564
it's ok
t. born and bread
>>56828564
quite shit to be honest, sheffield is better
t. from nottingham and at sheffield uni
keep falling asleep at my desk
>>56828645
two posts ago when you said it
>>56828519
all the normies i know that my age genuinely do not use it anymore, twitter and instagram are the same main things
afaik it's mostly only used by students as an easy way for a group chat but non-student normies don't use facebook in the current year
>>56828617
np, shouty mcshoutface
#satire #callback #thehumancondition
>>56828653
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/lad-goes-out-in-essex-wakes-up-in-barcelona-snapchats-whole-thing-240316
WAHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>56828552
Same here mate, 2007 is when my got twist turned upside down
Been depressed ever since haha
>>56828669
>small group of university students
that doesn't even imply that I was talking about a single university
Point a pointless screencap
>>56828638
Might just walk five mins to the corner shop then xx
>>56828709
literally does
>>56828665
It's a barm
>>56828564
IMO one of the only English cities, along with Britstol, that isn't a complete and utter shithole and actually has good culture/nightlife for young people.
i am the grime scene saviour, not you not you
>>56828746
alri lad keep up with the ad hominems ;)
>>56828745
A much better idea. What you planning to get, alcohol and takeaway-wise?
maga hat still hasn't arrived
are you not entertained
>>56828695
literally me
>>56828564
mad that people from yankland have heard of nottingham
mouth wound has fully healed but there is a scar
>>56828842
alri joker haha
>>56828784
not what ad hominem means
don't have a group chat lids
realised my friends don't actually like me
>>56828705
you what
neo british empire when?
Make american british again, MABA
>>56828831
We only hear of nottingham, essex, and hampshire tbqh
>>56828681
Isnt instagram just for pics though?
I literally havnt used social media since myspace and i deleted that like 8 years ago haha
>>56828860
ye I meant strawman
it's funny when you're watching videos of grime radio sets and you can tell which MCs have autism when they're on the second microphone waiting to spit next
>>56828860
not an argument
>>56828695
>This muslim lad is brilliantly trolling islamaphobes after the Brussels attacks killed 34 innocent people! Top lad!
>"There are no moderate muslims"
>"I'm moderately attractive?"
Fucking hell. Is this what we've come to?
>>56828860
not an argument
it's not an argument
you should kill your parents btw
business idea: elect conservatives
>>56828881
>essex
>People still think the 1953 coup in Iran was a good idea
Lads, do any of you know if there is a good movie/recording of a rendition of King Lear and/or Hamlet and/or Macbeth?
If so please tell me, thanks.
Literally only use Facebook as the new MSN Messenger and to share my Instagram posts
*thumbs up emoji*
>>56828899
not what strawman means either
>>56828795
I was going to get a Chinese and some red wine since I had beers the other night and red wine is healthy. But after my cheese and broccoli pasta I think Chinese is a bad idea, so I might get a pizza x what do you think? x
I have no friends at all.
>>56828896
instagram is just for shit quality square pictures which you cannot zoom in on, yes
it's shite
i don't have a proper account on there because i don't really take many pictures but i have a fake one for stalking slags aha
>>56828881
>nottingham, essex
all e
>>56828924
we have
>>56828955
the 1996 hamlet theatre film was quite good
>>56828989
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
come on now it's literally 2016 it's time to stop
>>56828989
Good lad
>>56826875
TWO IS NOT A FEW REEEEEEEEE
>>56828969
yes it is
>>56829065
where's the strawman
Did they fug
had over 800 friends on facebook before i deleted it roughly 18 months ago
used to spam ''''banter'''' statuses around 2010/11
only use twitter, whatsapp and snapchat nowadays
Going away with me family for the weekend
Cant wait to post under a meme flag
>>56829033
Lmao I know, it is quite funny :P
>>56828984
Catering for myself for once and I cba to cook so I might be doing a pizza as well lel. Could go for a glass of wine or two tonight ngl but it is a weekday. Enjoy x
>>56829105
its a friday
If there was a way for Poleaboo to fix his life he'd do it but it's too late
Time to accept my destiny
>>56829093
is the bender on the right a top or bottom
>>56829093
man on right would be cool if he stoped talking about felatiating men
i want a fluffy catbro to chill with
>le drop out of two universities greco-gay vote for trump despite being british man
>>56829056
You can't see the other side.
>>56829093
They never stopped.
>>56829130
ask him on twitter https://twitter.com/Nero
>>56829127
what are you doing atm senpai?
Slags on QVC tbqfh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBBqkH8cbU
>>56829130
he only fucks black guys so bottom probs
>>56829125
It's Tuesday again.
>>56829130
Bottom, thankfully. Unfortunately he only likes black cock.
>>56829105
I've got a day off of wageslaving tomorrow so I'm starting the weekend early. Come and share the wine with me ;) xx
>>56829091
we were arguing about liberals in america not what I meant by "a small group of university students"
>>56829200
do not
>>56829150
>drop out of two universities
kek is that true?
>>56826885
this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVVWLAe7WJs
>>56829180
Sitting in my bed, shitposting and playing Hearthstone while listening to Nas
>>56829224
yeah that's not what strawman means especially when the uni students are liberals in america
>>56828207
always 12 yo yanks
the type of people who used to say 'fag' and 'fuck' every 5 seconds too
>>56829130
He got gangraped by 4 black men when he was 13 and still pretends he was the one who was in full control of the events that night. You can probably guess from there.
>>56829299
you gay?
>>56829267
you should probs get a job desu, do you get neetdollarydoos at least?
>>56829215
Sounds like a nice night xox
>>56829232
Manchester and >WolfstonCollege doing English lit.
>>56829184
>Wade gets to fuck Sammi
>>56829267
Poleabooaboo would like to know what Poleaboo's favourite rap albums from the 1990s decade are?
Poleabooaboo thinks that 1994 was the GOAT year for hip hop
>>56828258
do foreigners actually still care about facebook?
is it still 2010?
>>56829299
nice
>>56829271
I really do not have time for this right now but I just want you to know that you're wrong
>>56829344
just lol
no wonder he decided to whore himself out to the alt-right
>>56829378
>running away when you realise you're wrong while also claiming you're right
are you a woman?
can't get comfy
really annoying me
fucks sake i forgot i set this up
>>56829353
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WnyPKfnCgw
>just finished working 14 days in a row
>now getting drunk
>be multimillionaire footballer
>want to screw around
>the best you can find is a literal child
>she friendzones you
>get 6 years in prison anyway
has a person ever been more cucked than adam johnson?
i feel so sad
>>56829508
delet
>>56829493
VERY old filename you fucking relic
>>56829334
>you should probs get a job desu
you sound like my fucking dad, it's not easy to get a job
>do you get neetdollarydoos at least?
coming up to 6 months
>>56829353
Straight Outta Compton
not been listening to rap for long enough to make a call on best years for the genre
>>56829439
not bad but there's plenty better albums for the 90s desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Onc4fFGlo
>>56829299
I mean, I'm bi, but I really don't get why anyone would want to put their mouth near an anus.
COMRADES THE VOICES
There's a girl who works at the local pub lads and she's fucking gorgeous, 10/10, slim with big boobs.
Me on the right. All of you on the left
watching Dave Rubin's interview with Milo Yiannopoulos
>>56829525
What's wrong?
>>56829539
>it's not easy to get a job
I thought british jobcentres actually worked desu
>>56829598
>le appeal to bitter virgin autists man
>>56829567
Poleaboo doesn't really like Biggies flow t.b.h
>>56829525
what's wrong?
