cara.
crayon pop
>>56831104
this 2bh
>this gay gimmick again
fuck off
>>56831104
>7 seconds
How?
>>56831104
is she lesbian?
and the girl is bisexual?
crayon pop
>he makes new threads
>for free
>he is a janitor
>for free
You are all literally pathetic
Clowns, cretins, ants and insects
>>56831104
Oh man, I haven't seen a photo of Luc Besson from the last 20 years. That's a shocker.
>>56831168
Script + 4chan pass + dutch upload speeds
>>56831023 #
>everyone saving their good stuff for the next thread
>good chance youll post something nobody will ever read as its after the new thread was announced
>the first 100 posts of the next thread go by quickly as everyone unleashes the shit they were saving up and hardly anyone reads any of it
nah hardly fuckin comfy m8
should just have it like one of those stickies that has 300 posts at a time and everytime a new post is bad the current top post gets archived
>Look in the mirror
>Hair looks really nice today
>Feel good
>Realise I have nobody to run their fingers through it lovingly
>Feel bad
>>56831155
>>56831168
1- click
2- click
3- click
4- posted
JANNY
>>56831225
post legs
>>56831164
>>the first 100 posts of the next thread go by quickly as everyone unleashes the shit they were saving up and hardly anyone reads any of it
the first posts of a new thread are always useless so longer threads are better
also if the janny actually kept up enforcing the rule people would stop being reluctant after 310
>yfw this thread gets to 200 replies and janny deletes it
this tablet keyboard has changed my life forever thanks based china
>>56831208
Does the script alert him when a new thread is posted or it uploads a pic automatically?
I think the girl at work LITERALLY likes me lads
>>56831282
How
>>56831295
t. the lad who keeps going on about the lesbian he works with
>>56831257
literally submitted feedback for 500 bumplimit with a poll showing people wanted it and they ignored it don't know why they don't 2bh /int/ is bigger than /sp/ now
>>56831225
>think hair looks okay
>try and fix a little bit
>escalates and I end up fannying about with it and ruining it
>put on a hoodie or a hat and sulk
>>56831295
It's almost like I'm looking at a past me.
Kyary
Meanwhile at Audi: Ah yes we've designed another fantastic car but I feel it just wont frustrate people enough, how about we hold parts of the engine bay together with small screws that will corrode over time making their removal impossible? Very impressive.
>>56831307
>tablet is turned on at all times so i dont have to wait for laptop to turn on
>can type and shitpost just as fast as on my laptop
very comfy
>>56831333
Iktf too
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
Really dislike those panhandling wankers that stand outside the banks
real flux hours who tf up
>>56831350
have a better frog
>>56831327
nah /sp/ is definitely still bigger and quicker than /int/ but a higher bump limit would be better, especially for /brit/'s purposes although realistically /brit/ is too big for this board
/brit/ish home board when
>Antarctica Was Just Declared ‘The World’s First LGBT-Friendly Continent’
>“Planting Peace will not stop fighting for LGBT rights until all sexual and gender minorities experience full, fundamental rights in every corner of the world.”
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mD7GHtvk6
>>56831428
poor penguins
>>56831428
Good. For far too long antarcitica's lgbt community has been oppressed.
>>56831423
/sp/ is only alive when theres games on for whatever sport
Still discussing Janny I see. You all take the piss but he's doing gods work. Can you imagine /brit/ without Janny intervention? Unfiltered autsim. It suck copious dicks when you cretins start posting multiple threads after page 3, splitting the posters up, and spamming the links to your thread in the split threads.
I just fucking hate you 2bh. Whoever you are.
>>56831340
what happened
>I just fucking hate you 2bh. Whoever you are.
>>56831423
>/brit/ish home board when
seeing as most posting in /int/ is done in generals we need a /intg/ international generals or country generals board with something like a 750 bump limit like /vg/
>>56831462
Penguins are well known fags though.
>>56831423
/sp/ is slow af
>>56831468
well that is the purpose of the board...
and the game threads are always extremely quick, outside of /brit/ the rest of /int/ is fairly slow
>>56831350
Never understood why people buy audi. For the money you pay, the competition is much better. (BMW, Mercedes)
>>56831516
You get a higher bump limit when /wsg/ gets a higher image limit
>>56831428
Might have to take a trip with the bf.
>>56831502
we don't talk any more la
>>56831510
why does she wear the eye patch?
>>56831474
Alri Janny
>>56831557
story?
>>56831294
Yes to all of that.
As long as the properties of the thread are consistent i.e "/brit/" appears in the title (you can use regex to catch the subject-in-the-title autist's threads as well as any other variations that you can predict might appear). Uploading an image / submitting a post is all just JavaScript and with a pass you can avoid the CAPTCHA.
>>56831516
T H I S
New thread autism is the worst aspect of /brit/
Any girls ITT want to post feet pics? :)
>>56831350
>fantastic car
>overcomplicated and built like shit
Guess your paying for """"""quality"""""""
>>56831474
these posts aren't gonna help you with your janitor application david
>>56831527
BMW and Mercedes are also more money
>>56831587
I wish I was janny tbqh, he goes too easy on you guys
Doing a remember back when almost every time I checked my phone, there was a message from her. She hasn't messaged me since September.
>>56831295
>>56831340
this is me also
Poleaboo is listening to Biggies "Juicy" for the 5th time in a row
Good track
needa shower but cant shower before 19:00 because that's my routine
Any boys ITT want to post feet pics? :)
Purge whitey when, lads?
>>56831602
310 is far too low for /brit/
with 750 bump limit we could easily get to the 1000 posts per thread janny initially wanted us to
>>56831567
nobody cared who she was before she put it on
>>56831594
>get infatuated
>things go well for a while
>things go down hill
>don't bother to fix things
>we now only talk to each other when mandated to do so
How do I stop cumming in under 2 minutes from sex? wanking twice beforehand doesn't help
drug money kicked around like it's FIFA
>>56831698
stop when you think you're about to cum
>>56831525
>well that is the purpose of the board...
The mod-enforced purpose that killed it
>>56831428
>WalrusRapingAPenguinInFrontOfHisFriends.webm
So tolerant!
>>56831650
Poleaboo has set Poleabooaboo off on a biggie listening streak
Poleabooaboo would also like to send a similar message to his school teachers as biggie did in the intro to 'Juicy'
>>56831698
Mate stop asking. I have personally answered you multiple times, unless there is another Canadian that regulary posts in /brit/ with premature ejaculation problems. If you haven't fixed it by now, you probably never will.
Wtf? I love Taiwan now!
Poleaboo is fingering his arse whilst listening to black men speak fast and imagining them pozzing his neghole
>>56831768
Youd be hard pressed to find a Canadian that doesn't have premature ejaculation problems
>>56831718
need to start doing this properly
not very good at edging though, usually go it once and then the next time think 'fuck it' and bust my nut
t. premature man
Honestly, /brit/ should have its own board.
>>56831785
Probably has a willy
>>56831785
Wonder how big her mickey is
>that lad who had videos from poz the neghole suggested during a lecture
>>56831826
how would that even work
cat is having a wale of a time playing with a screw on my desk
what could this webm be a euphemism for
>>56831836
kill yourself
>>56831428
>cottaging in the Antarctica? Yes please! The most LGBT-friendly continent on the Earth! Only 1500£/week!
I see a business idea.
>>56831759
>Poleabooaboo would also like to send a similar message to his school teachers as biggie did in the intro to 'Juicy'
Poleaboo would like to do the same but considering the lifestyle is leading, the type of message he would send would most likely be more similar to other Biggie tracks or the message that Biggie sent Tupac
>Go into kitchen looking what food I have in
>Frozen chips, flour, yorkshire puddings, bacon, mayonaise, chocolate, rice
So what's for dinner lads?
>>56831801
My Canadian gf takes forever to cum. It's a real problem. I fucked her for six hours (with a few short breaks) once. Keeps me fit at least.
>>56831836
>mentioning /brit/
ya fucked it
>>56831826
britfa.gs
*you need a reddit account to post
>>56831768
It's one autistic Canadian, he's the same guy who asks 'Where can I find a girl like this in Britain' and 'How do I destroy the Scottish economy' over and over again.
Bountiful, beautiful British breasts
>>56831785
post her willy
>>56831894
Females don't ejaculate
>>56831914
Fake.
>>56831835
Threads about British things, obviously.
>>56831954
stupid
very stupid
>>56831914
>karen dancuck
>Microsoft creates an AI
>gives it a Twitter
>this happens
>Microsoft shuts it down
>>56831350
german """""""engineering"""""""
B U I L D
E U R O
W A L L
>>56831898
its the fastest general on here and the only one you can make the case for being too fast for the board
>>56831923
Yes they do
>>56831914
Big British bouncing bazongas > anemic and aggravating American a-cups
>>56831979
No way
>>56831891
>or the message that Biggie sent Tupac
Poleabooaboo think's that Poleaboo must be referring to himself being involved in a shooting with one of Poleaboo's enemies as biggie only ever dissed tupac on 'who shot ya'
Poleabooaboo think's that Poleaboo sending out a '2pac - hit em up' type message to the rest of the /brit/ posters would be a more accurate representation of Poleaboo's current situation
>>56831999
t.polish plumber
business idea: pretend britain is a video game
relocate to /vg/ and take advantage of the 750 bump limit
>>56832003
No, they don't. Prove it
>>56832056
>Implying they aren't our greatest allies in fighting back the Muslim hoard
>>56831999
>poland is still on our side of the wall
hello literal Pavel, how is British factory life treating you?
>>56831999
It needs to Also cut out Serbia and Bosnia. Then I would vehemently support this.
>>56832028
TAYwent online March 23rd
Within 24 hours, after studying the Internet, Microsoft shut it down
http://strawpoll.me/7173096
http://strawpoll.me/7173096
http://strawpoll.me/7173096
>>56831979
Good bot
Great bants
>>56832028
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35890188
where have you been
/brit/ has already peaked in popularity, the talk of an /intg/ board is stupid and would probably kill it.
>>56832101
LMAO
>>56832071
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
>>56831846
put your nob on the desk haha
>>56832121
>the only stability you should seek is wifi connection
Shit, that's deep brah
Why do you see Taxi drivers in Jags and Mercs?
Wouldn't you want to get a fuel efficient cheap to repair car?
who /autism/ here
doing a collection
>>56831999
WHO WILL PAY FOR IT?
TURKEY
>>56832130
>/brit/ has already peaked in popularity
It seems like there are more and more people coming from /b/ and Reddit every day
Big Burgerland Bun-Breasts
>>56832183
I see you lad
NEED a gf. Don't know where to find one. Girls from dating websites have something wrong with them. Club girls are slags.
>>56832197
Post the one where it calls Obama a monkey.
Wish I had someone to cook for. :(
>>56832183
*turns flag off*
>>56832197
who programmed this thing and how fast were they fired?
Who the fuck actually watches 'The One Show'
Bizarro
>>56832181
Need to show off to everyone just how small my willy is
>the existence of a female prostate and of ejaculation are a matter of debate
>>56832226
t-b-h your dream girl is probably posting or lurking in /brit/ right now
I think I'm gonna make it lads
>>56832225
Is this these redditflags I hear so much about?
>>56832226
Church or unis tbqh.
>>56832225
would be a lot better if Scottish posters didn't have 'muh independence' autism and chose their county, there's about 6 of them on the Scotland flag
>>56832226
>Girls from dating websites have something wrong with them.
So?
>>56832283
>>56832139
Forgot to quote
Poleaboo just managed to lick the end of penis after half an hour of stretching
excited at future prospects
>>56832226
Get a dog, a biggish one like a husky or an alsation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk
choooooooooooooon
>>56832299
Yeah. Less offensive than a tripcode.
/qa/ suggestion: ban ALL posting from american IP adresses
watch quality skyrocket
Sometimes when I sing that Macklemore song "Pop Some Tags" (or whatever it's called) in my head I sing it as:
>"I'm gonna pop some taigs"
I don't even dislike taigs.
>>56832298
haven't seen you in a while m8
never stop running
>>56832181
executive taxi
>>56832373
I had to turn them off because it was basically a trip code. Either that or you have to spend every few posts manually changing it
>>56832373
Seems exactly like a tripcode. Gonna start calling you lads tripflags, like tripfags but referencing your flags too.
>>56832395
'no'
>>56832356
ha ha remember all those 90s one hit wonders lads?
![2000px-County_Flag_of_Warwickshire.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/44C5i5l.png "2000px-County_Flag_of_Warwickshire.svg[1].png")
Post your counties lads
>>56832225
Impressive. I only have a vague idea of where each reddit flag county actually is.
just got a carrier bag from the tesco self service but i put in on the machine i didnt take any hahahahahhahahahahahaah get fucked THE MAN hahaha
>>56832341
If she said she came, then she came
>ask someone for proof
>they post a Wikipedia article
>>56832451
Has anyone noticed that the Spanish have a bit of a "fishy" scent? Something quite off. Like if you put a Spaniard in a room with others you could sniff them out. Smells a bit like cum now that I think about it.
>>56831104
Hannah
>>56832451
good lad
West Midlands is a meme '''county''' that was created in the 1970s though
Traditionally I'm a Warwickshire lad like you
>>56832453
Yeah and it's not like there's some globally connected digital information network where a person could enter a county name and find out exactly where it is on a map of the British Isles or anything.
business idea: nationalise /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk
>>56832502
RARE
A
R
E
>>56832502
Can I move to Gibraltar and claim bennies? Need some sunshine
>>56832483
Orgasm and ejaculation are two separate things
>>56832181
My driving instructor I used before I passed my test teaches all his students in a spank mercedes. He pays ludicrous insurance to teach in it. I asked him why he didn't just get something smaller and cheaper, and he said it's because it's also his run around car, and he wants a nice car. It does also distinguish him from other instructors. I assume reasons are roughly the same for cabbies
Composed a song about maisie and ballbashing lads.
https://clyp.it/zts23jqz
>why hello there. yes, i do hail from the british overseas territory of gibraltar
>tfw no Milo bf
>>56832502
are you a tax dodger
are ciggies cheap
>>56832530
I'm going to assume they're all dead now
>>56832502
>that geoip
Ah excellent taste sir
might have a G&T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CFXhjIoS9k
Remember this one lads
>>56832221
blatantly bad burger boobies begone;
behold billowing British breasts
>>56832627
GAYS
OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk
let's eat
to the beat
>>56832589
yeah mate lmk if u want a carton hit me up if u in newc and I'll bring you some. Don't even need to pay me just let my fuck your wife ;))))
>>56832627
the fuck
>>56832627
>picks the fag off the ground
fucking trashy lads
>>56832341
It seems pretty real when they do it in your face.
>>56832622
On my third of the night
BTFO
>>56832627
GAAAAY
>>56832663
poor doggy
can someone explain the latino simpsons weed posting
give me some interesting youtube channels. history, science, weird shit, whatever
>>56832673
>trashy
Fuck off yank.
Also I've seen tramps picking up fag butts off the floor desu
>>56832682
Temporary urinary incontinence
Whatever m8, enjoy having girls literally piss on your face
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/user/RubinReport
>>56832669
haha jokes on you i havent got a wife
>>56832627
That's ridiculous
>>56832726
monster bug wars
>>56832627
These cunts should be wiped out.
>>56832673
He may be a fag but he could still take you
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrisonPlanetLive
Got class in 3 bongs 30 bings desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
Further proof the grime is British as fuck, if you unironically still think grime isn't a patriotic British genre then you're a rorke that's beyond saving for the real world
>>56832810
in the ass maybe
Acquired the goods from the spar
>>56832835
>ass
fuck off yank
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSpiritScience/
>>56832820
exactly what I was going to post
what boards do you lads post on?
The board that i first really really got into was /fit/ but havent actually been on in about 2 years
currently mostly post on /brit/ only sometimes going to the rest of /int/
go on /pol/ a fair bit and went through a /gsg/ phase but i gave up on that shithole
>>56832627
will I get a body like that if I turn gay?
>>56832627
The fuck is this?
>somebody asks what I want
>gf
>never get one
I want to show a British lass what long dick feels like
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek/videos
>>56832828
what do you study
>>56832851
fob
>>56832870
/brit/
>>56832833
>black person
>the epitome of britishness
you're so delusional it's unbelievable, fuck off you cuck
>>56832870
/sp/ /arse/
Has anyone here fucked a woman of Muslim descent?
how much do you pay for your average haircut? got mine done today. £18.
>>56832627
i dont get it
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreatWar
>>56832934
£11
london prices are mad
quick need to find a last minute seder supper
>>56832754
Well I enjoy that anyway, so whatever. But there is reasearch to suggest it's not piss.
However, recent research suggests that perhaps the ejaculate is an alkaline liquid that isn't like urine, because it doesn't contain urea or creatinine, which are normal urinary constituents. The fluid tends to be clear coloured and allegedly doesn't stain bedclothes yellow.
>Researchers have claimed that it contains some chemical ingredients similar to those produced by the male prostate – notably PSA (prostate-specific antigen). It is also said to contain two sugars: glucose and fructose.
>Since 2000, an increasing number of researchers have suggested the liquid may be the secretion of Skene's glands (the paraurethral glands). These are tiny structures which lie around the female urethra (the urinary pipe).
beseeching big banana between big, bouncing, British breasts
>>56832627
>smashes his bottle on to the floor
>falls into the broken bottle shards seconds later
kek
>>56832673
so you're telling me if you're mashed off your head and smoking a fag and accidentally drop it you're not going to pick it up?
>>56832870
I post on /int/ only for /brit/, /pol/ and /mu/ for /kpg/
>56832891
£15 and the last woman was fucking shit. I only go there because it's the only human contact I have.
Grime is fucking dreadful
>>56832833
Fuck off westmids you utter twat.
Grim isn't British.
>>56832934
do it myself so I don't have to interact with other humans
>>56832726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VygWpmwBO8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKk5Sy0JT8
>exactly what I was going to post
>>56832934
About 20 quid since I go to a decent hairdresser. If I went to a barber it'd be a tenner.
poleaboo's bf is making him fish fingers :3
>>56832919
>delusional
you do not know the meaning of the word mate
if you do not think that that black people that have been here for generations can be British and pretty much the same as us (apart from skin colour) then you do not live in the real world and do not know anyone that's not white
>>56832981
It's the other lad who picks it up. Literally rushes to it. Someone about people smoking other peoples, especially if they throw them on the ground.
>>56832833
It's for nigs and chavs, it's crap music. Certainly not patriotic, more a sign of how shit the country is getting through importing poo skins
>>56832870
/out, /lit and occasionally /his but usually out of sheer frustration at the retards posting there.
Need a cock inside me so fucking badly
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/?sf23071516=1
imagine being a woman
Literally cannot wait until we vote to leave the EU lads.
