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Twix edition
cara
maisie
>>56826885
obsessed faggot
>>56826875
AAAAAJ
£145.50 for colour and £49.00 for black and white.
Would really like a Thailad to succ on
karen
>tfw don't have a gf
>>56826885
Looks Neanderthalish.
never known the touch of a woman lads
>>56827159
same as the touch as a man
>It's a Dark Destroyer episode
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35888748
>Man arrested over 'mealy mouthed' Brussels tweet
>>56826910
complete retard
I can confidently say I do the biggest cums in this thread
>>56827253
oilnigger
TFW no slag gf
Ex fiancees adopted syrian son just cucked my 3rd eye
cara could pull her off imo
>>56827333
>>56827333
>wanting herpes
do you find this picture arousing?
Lads, Tay was a fucking banter god. How can humans even compete?
>>56827464
shame they took it down
>>56827464
It's that AI bot right? Who raided him, was it >us?
Shame that I missed it
doing a big sloppy shit
>>56827535
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/tay-tweets-microsoft-ai-chatbot-posts-racist-messages-about-loving-hitler-and-hating-jews-a6949926.html
my gf is on the chase right now
>>56827206
Statistically he is the worst Chaser on the roster. Gets the most wrong answers. Big Mark is the best, statistically.
Going shooting today lads
Wish me luck x
not a fan of this edition
NEED subject confirmation tbf
>>56827535
/pol/ and /g/
>>56827666
>he doesn't go shooting every other day
>Going shooting today lads
>Wish me luck x
strew the streets with the bodies of the jannies
>>56827755
Noice
leaving my shotgun at home, we're shooting handguns and an AR today. And maybe a 10/22
BONGS BTFO HAPPENING LADS TURN ON BBC
She was the best. RIP
>>56827761
gas yourself libcuck
>>56827811
10/22 are always fun
>>56827755
why photograph them on the stairs?
>>56827821
What's happening?
What does it feel like to get fucked in the arse?
good evening lads
>>56827821
>watching foreign news
>>56827891
alri x
how was today?
>>56827875
its by the safe
>>56827874
That's a pretty rifle m8
Need a 40 year old Thai MILF gf
>>56827936
ah ok
>>56827882
I hope to head to somerset and find out
>>56827964
>being attracted to SE Asians
fucked in the head tier
>>56827952
Not mine
>>56827925
not sure
think I accidently sent out a whole load of emails to our partners because I didn't realise our test override wasn't working, but didn't hear anything back so hopefully nothing comes of it. Not like I'll get punished or anything just quite embarrassing
Also my younger co-worker bought everyone in the office easter eggs, bastard spends money like it grows on trees
>>56826875
wish i had a few twinks up my sleeve hahaha
>gas yourself libcuck
>>56828022
Still
the finish on that stock is excellent
TSST TSST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
me on the left
>>56828018
Report back when you've done it please.
>>56828043
Oh dear.
Probably a good thing I don't have an income atm, I'm atrocious with my finances.
*shoots blank into air*
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
that startle you? hahahah just joking lad
Liberals are so tolerant and progressive that they'll attack a man on the street for wearing a tshirt they don't like
:)
>>56827662
Source?
>>56828097
Will do.
>>56828018
lewd af
out of curiosity would this be ky or rafi?
>>56828133
fake
>>56828083
me on the right
Cheese and brocolli pasta n sauce xx
Treating myself x
>>56828102
he's saved none of the money he's made so far
you can't be worse than that
>>56828154
rafi
>>56828066
I cringe every time I see the word "cuck" used unironically.
>>56828184
looks delicious desu
>>56828133
Tune in next week for a brand new episode of "Things That Didn't Happen, But Retards Will Believe It"
got a german book in the post (ordered it to get my amazon delivery over 20 quid)
realised its aimed at school kids/gcse students but the way its written actually seems decent maybe im just an idiot and ive found my level kek
>>56828185
Yeah, I'll concede I'm not that bad lel. I do spend too much but at least I sometimes deliberate on it for a while as well.
Really interested in getting a gun but not sure I can trust the people in the area to not nick it and shoot someone. 1911's physically arouse me though. Tough call.
>>56828133
Will buzzfeed report this?
Why does every woman have 1000 friends on facebook?
>>56828258
they don't
>>56828184
can't see much broccoli desu
>>56828258
because facebook is a contest to them
>>56828231
>>56828170
Thing is though, I would normally dismiss this shit entirely but an entire university was brought to its knees the other day and everyone inside it offered free counseling because someone wrong "Trump 2016" in chalk on the ground.
>>56828258
Who cares. Facebook is shit. It's just full of women sharing quotes with minions in the background
*farts*
uh oh...STINKY
got turned down for the McJob lads haha
Ex gf AKA my only ever oneitis just liked my autism tweet about the New Zealand flag referendum
What did she mean by this?
pang!
kapow!
squash!
>>56828301
who cares?
My life is so shit and pointless that I've actually detached myself from it and find it funny, like I'm playing a character in a comedy movie where everything goes wrong for the main character.
Hahahahaha XD
Who else ready for /Brexitfeel/
>>56828313
Same with me even though I have 8+ years of retail experience KEK
lads this tablet keyboard has changed my life dont even need my laptop anymore i only used that for shitposting anyway
>>56828295
Its in the sauce xo
>>56828258
>he has less than 1000 friends on facebook
roflolmfaomg
>>56828338
>He isn't concerned that the future of the world's foremost superpower break down when they see a word they don't like
>>56828372
>those pakistanis racing in from the right
wew
>>56828319
link it or we literally have no idea what ur on about
>>56828313
JUST FORNICATE MY FECES UP
>>56828346
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/depersonalization-disorder-mental-health
>>56828377
haha life is funny
are you morons actually using this joke of a thread with NO subject?
Alice on Pointless is a bit lovely lads
>>56828313
hahahahaha i know that feel
>he has a facebook
alri grandad
>>56828385
I know, it just didn't look like a lot x
>>56828184
I just had a chickpea curry.
I liked it.
>>56828444
NICE TRIPS FAMILY
the issue of free will can't be answered by science or anyone else
>>56828377
>retail
>experience
haha
>>56828429
it is the janitors will
>>56828395
>linking my personal twitter account
no thanks m8
it was a generic tweet about the fact New Zealand are keeping their current flag and she liked it, that's all
>>56828392
we're talking about a small group of university students not the entire population
I've never seen an old eating a twix tbqhwy
>>56828465
umm.... okay sweety :)
>>56828395
New Zealand voted to keep the flag, he made an autistic tweet about it and a mysterious woman from his past liked it. Not hard to follow.
>when autists try to make out no one uses facebook anymore
>>56828418
Ooh nice, another mental illness to add to the collection :^)
>>56828307
>Americans
CHIPPED A TOOTH EATING A FROZEN TWIX
Why does it feel like everything stopped at 2006/2007? Ever since then the years just seem like a blur, all muddled into one.
>>56828495
>He thinks this shit is confined to a single university
What is Nottingham like?
>>56828519
>he still uses facebook
get with the times grandpa
>>56828528
gotta catch 'em all innit
>>56828519
FONT
>>56828461
Sounds a bit vegetarian but hope it filled you up
>>56828458
I'm going to get a takeaway later, if I can find a takeaway that sells and delivers alcohol too xx
>>56828540
warm them up between your thighs first, makes a frozen twix into a lovely treat.
>>56828558
literally never said that
>>56828552
For me that happened in about 2012
haven't had a twix in a while
>>56828519
only old cunts properly use facebook anymore, gotta have one for the odd group chat and the uni facebook group tho
>>56828580
literally did
>>56828574
THANKS FOR YOUR SUGGESTION
>>56828564
Fuck off we're full
>>56828573
>if I can find a takeaway that sells and delivers alcohol too
extortionate prices if they do
good luck tho x
>>56828615
where?
>>56828611
yes it's all photos and groups/group chats now
but still doesn't mean no one uses it
>>56828564
it's ok
t. born and bread
>>56828564
quite shit to be honest, sheffield is better
t. from nottingham and at sheffield uni
keep falling asleep at my desk
>>56828645
two posts ago when you said it
>>56828519
all the normies i know that my age genuinely do not use it anymore, twitter and instagram are the same main things
afaik it's mostly only used by students as an easy way for a group chat but non-student normies don't use facebook in the current year
>>56828617
np, shouty mcshoutface
#satire #callback #thehumancondition
>>56828653
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/lad-goes-out-in-essex-wakes-up-in-barcelona-snapchats-whole-thing-240316
WAHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>56828552
Same here mate, 2007 is when my got twist turned upside down
Been depressed ever since haha
>>56828669
>small group of university students
that doesn't even imply that I was talking about a single university
Point a pointless screencap
>>56828638
Might just walk five mins to the corner shop then xx
>>56828709
literally does
>>56828665
It's a barm
>>56828564
IMO one of the only English cities, along with Britstol, that isn't a complete and utter shithole and actually has good culture/nightlife for young people.
i am the grime scene saviour, not you not you
>>56828746
alri lad keep up with the ad hominems ;)
>>56828745
A much better idea. What you planning to get, alcohol and takeaway-wise?
maga hat still hasn't arrived
are you not entertained
>>56828695
literally me
>>56828564
mad that people from yankland have heard of nottingham
mouth wound has fully healed but there is a scar
>>56828842
alri joker haha
>>56828784
not what ad hominem means
don't have a group chat lids
realised my friends don't actually like me
>>56828705
you what
neo british empire when?
Make american british again, MABA
>>56828831
We only hear of nottingham, essex, and hampshire tbqh
>>56828681
Isnt instagram just for pics though?
I literally havnt used social media since myspace and i deleted that like 8 years ago haha
>>56828860
ye I meant strawman
it's funny when you're watching videos of grime radio sets and you can tell which MCs have autism when they're on the second microphone waiting to spit next
>>56828860
not an argument
>>56828695
>This muslim lad is brilliantly trolling islamaphobes after the Brussels attacks killed 34 innocent people! Top lad!
>"There are no moderate muslims"
>"I'm moderately attractive?"
Fucking hell. Is this what we've come to?
>>56828860
not an argument
it's not an argument
you should kill your parents btw
business idea: elect conservatives
>>56828881
>essex
>People still think the 1953 coup in Iran was a good idea
Lads, do any of you know if there is a good movie/recording of a rendition of King Lear and/or Hamlet and/or Macbeth?
If so please tell me, thanks.
Literally only use Facebook as the new MSN Messenger and to share my Instagram posts
*thumbs up emoji*
>>56828899
not what strawman means either
>>56828795
I was going to get a Chinese and some red wine since I had beers the other night and red wine is healthy. But after my cheese and broccoli pasta I think Chinese is a bad idea, so I might get a pizza x what do you think? x
I have no friends at all.
>>56828896
instagram is just for shit quality square pictures which you cannot zoom in on, yes
it's shite
i don't have a proper account on there because i don't really take many pictures but i have a fake one for stalking slags aha
>>56828881
>nottingham, essex
all e
>>56828924
we have
>>56828955
the 1996 hamlet theatre film was quite good
>>56828989
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
come on now it's literally 2016 it's time to stop
>>56828989
Good lad
>>56826875
TWO IS NOT A FEW REEEEEEEEE
>>56828969
yes it is
>>56829065
where's the strawman
Did they fug
had over 800 friends on facebook before i deleted it roughly 18 months ago
used to spam ''''banter'''' statuses around 2010/11
only use twitter, whatsapp and snapchat nowadays
Going away with me family for the weekend
Cant wait to post under a meme flag
>>56829033
Lmao I know, it is quite funny :P
>>56828984
Catering for myself for once and I cba to cook so I might be doing a pizza as well lel. Could go for a glass of wine or two tonight ngl but it is a weekday. Enjoy x
>>56829105
its a friday
If there was a way for Poleaboo to fix his life he'd do it but it's too late
Time to accept my destiny
>>56829093
is the bender on the right a top or bottom
>>56829093
man on right would be cool if he stoped talking about felatiating men
i want a fluffy catbro to chill with
>le drop out of two universities greco-gay vote for trump despite being british man
>>56829056
You can't see the other side.
>>56829093
They never stopped.
>>56829130
ask him on twitter https://twitter.com/Nero
>>56829127
what are you doing atm senpai?
Slags on QVC tbqfh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBBqkH8cbU
>>56829130
he only fucks black guys so bottom probs
>>56829125
It's Tuesday again.
>>56829130
Bottom, thankfully. Unfortunately he only likes black cock.
>>56829105
I've got a day off of wageslaving tomorrow so I'm starting the weekend early. Come and share the wine with me ;) xx
>>56829091
we were arguing about liberals in america not what I meant by "a small group of university students"
>>56829200
do not
>>56829150
>drop out of two universities
kek is that true?
>>56826885
this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVVWLAe7WJs
>>56829180
Sitting in my bed, shitposting and playing Hearthstone while listening to Nas
>>56829224
yeah that's not what strawman means especially when the uni students are liberals in america
>>56828207
always 12 yo yanks
the type of people who used to say 'fag' and 'fuck' every 5 seconds too
>>56829130
He got gangraped by 4 black men when he was 13 and still pretends he was the one who was in full control of the events that night. You can probably guess from there.
>>56829299
you gay?
>>56829267
you should probs get a job desu, do you get neetdollarydoos at least?
>>56829215
Sounds like a nice night xox
>>56829232
Manchester and >WolfstonCollege doing English lit.
>>56829184
>Wade gets to fuck Sammi
>>56829267
Poleabooaboo would like to know what Poleaboo's favourite rap albums from the 1990s decade are?
Poleabooaboo thinks that 1994 was the GOAT year for hip hop
>>56828258
do foreigners actually still care about facebook?
is it still 2010?
>>56829299
nice
>>56829271
I really do not have time for this right now but I just want you to know that you're wrong
>>56829344
just lol
no wonder he decided to whore himself out to the alt-right
>>56829378
>running away when you realise you're wrong while also claiming you're right
are you a woman?
can't get comfy
really annoying me
fucks sake i forgot i set this up
>>56829353
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WnyPKfnCgw
>just finished working 14 days in a row
>now getting drunk
>be multimillionaire footballer
>want to screw around
>the best you can find is a literal child
>she friendzones you
>get 6 years in prison anyway
has a person ever been more cucked than adam johnson?
i feel so sad
>>56829508
delet
>>56829493
VERY old filename you fucking relic
>>56829334
>you should probs get a job desu
you sound like my fucking dad, it's not easy to get a job
>do you get neetdollarydoos at least?
coming up to 6 months
>>56829353
Straight Outta Compton
not been listening to rap for long enough to make a call on best years for the genre
>>56829439
not bad but there's plenty better albums for the 90s desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Onc4fFGlo
>>56829299
I mean, I'm bi, but I really don't get why anyone would want to put their mouth near an anus.
COMRADES THE VOICES
There's a girl who works at the local pub lads and she's fucking gorgeous, 10/10, slim with big boobs.
Me on the right. All of you on the left
watching Dave Rubin's interview with Milo Yiannopoulos
>>56829525
What's wrong?
>>56829539
>it's not easy to get a job
I thought british jobcentres actually worked desu
>>56829598
>le appeal to bitter virgin autists man
>>56829567
Poleaboo doesn't really like Biggies flow t.b.h
>>56829525
what's wrong?
>>56829508
ty x
>>56829534
suck my balls yank
>>56829539
Poleabooaboo says that Straight Outta Compton was released in 1988 and therefore not a 90s rap album.
Poleabooaboo now think's that Poleaboo is a complete and utter fucking pleb
>>56829591
Because it's hot and feels good, the same reason people do anything sexual.
>>56829594
Proofs
>>56829623
They work at giving you dole money, they don't actually help you get a job or care about you.
beards at that perfect length to feel nice to the touch
>>56829657
anytime xx
>>56829664
k throw me a fiver
>>56829623
>thinking jobcentres help you get a job
sounding even more like Poleaboos parents now
Jobcentre is just the dole office rebranded
>>56828252
keking
Asked a Muslim woman on the bus what she had to say about the Brussels attack
alienated the only person outside of my family that actually cared about me wahey
>When someone tries to misalign your chakras
>>56829603
>>56829640
female related stuff
i won't bore you with the details
>>56829735
>>56829691
didn't know that desu
>>56829688
Dunno what her name is desu
>>56829698
post pics
>>56829759
>people in his family care about him
FONT
>>56829759
why would you do that
>>56829800
doxxable information 2bh
>>56829669
Poleaboo got the release dates of S.O.C. and 100 Miles and Runnin' mixed up
his top 90s album is therefore Illmatic
sorry for the confusion
>>56829829
People are getting wise to my tricks.
>>56829759
literally forgot my gf existed when I made this post haha
>>56829680
But, it isn't hot...
>>56829794
Post pics
>>56829851
always 1 step ahead of you
I miss the Crystal Maze
>>56829860
>muh gf
can you not go one day without posting about her
>Staying with family hours from where I live
>Three new Tinder matches in two days
Ah yes, seems I'm rather popular down south ;)
>>56829886
Or two days behind.
So what's the best Rakim album?
>>56829920
FOAT
>>56829925
I warned you...
>>56829919
Looking sharp.
>>56829862
Yeah it's on March. Don't know what that idiot is on about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Mauritania
>In 1981, Mauritania became the last country in the world to abolish slavery,[2] when a presidential decree abolished the practice. However, no criminal laws were passed to enforce the ban.[2][3][4] In 2007, "under international pressure", the government passed a law allowing slaveholders to be prosecuted.[2] Despite this, the number of slaves in the country has been estimated by the organization SOS Slavery to be up to 600,000 (or 17% of the population),[5] and by Global Slavery Index to be at least 140,000 (or 4% of the population).[2] Sociologist Kevin Bales and Global Slavery Index estimate that Mauritania has the highest proportion of people in slavery of any country in the world.[6][7] While other countries in the region have people in "slavelike conditions", the situation in Mauritania is "unusually severe", according to African history professor Bruce Hall.[2]
Need to carpet bomb this shithole
>>56829934
Rasheed
Big question now
Ether or Takeover?
Who won?
>>56829957
Was a perfectly innocent turn of phrase :^)
So what's the best Rasheed album?
>>56829842
Poleabooaboo still thinks that Poleaboo is a fucking pleb because of this post >>56829638
Poleabooaboo think's that biggie's last verse on this is the best hip hop verse of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lb0HImG_MU
>>56827964
She looks fucking gook-GOOD!
Kek'd @ dem cheez ballz
3 quick questions:
>What's the weather like in BRIGHTON today?
>Are you a gloryhunter,
>and do you support Leicester City FC for winning this years PL?
Trying my very best not to wank today.
>>56830024
T. Rasheed
>>56830102
keep it up
Thailad are you here mate?
>>56830064
>tfw your dad made you support aston villa
>>56830111
Nice
>>56830103
preferred his earlier work desu
>>56830114
very early
>>56830114
yeh im here. visiting my parents for easter.
>>56830111
Not funny.
Lobster lad are you here mate?
>>56830122
Just switch desu
>>56830178
Was going to ask if you have had coconut juice since I got some today, was in the foreign food aisle and said it was Thai and ngl it was grim, like really really sugary water with bits of coconut in it.
>>56830184
literally the most FOY post i've ever seen in my whole life
villa til i die
>>56827657
careful I've been perma'd before for less than that image desu
I;m thinking about thos beans
>>56830219
always have coconut juice fresh off the tree lad
>>56830040
Poleaboo just isn't feeling it
Different strokes for different blokes
Guess he is just more of a 2pac kinda guy
Fish and chips on a Friday lad you here mate?
>>56830269
it's thursday
>literally the most FOY post i've ever seen in my whole life
>villa til i die
Nobody does it better
>>56830311
I do
>>56830262
Poleabooaboo would not like to pick between biggie and tupac.
Poleabooaboo thinks that they are both legends in their own right
>>56830280
fedora posting is reddit tier tb h
>inb4 fedora'd
>>56830237
Who cares?
You're going to need a PL club to support when Villa go down so jump on the Foxes train
>>56830279
We're ahead of you m8, it's Friday here.
Can't believe this old man just forced me to watch this kid cut other peoples' throats.
>>56830336
don't mess with me like that
>>56830314
I was already talking about you
>>56828301
wh-what?
>>56830357
thanks lad x
MP lad are you here m8?
>>56830357
I know.
>>56830317
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
>>56830380
But I was thinking about you
Should I dildo myself tonight?
>>56830335
are you taking the piss??
yanks will NEVER understand football
supporting a club means a lot more than how the current crop of foreign imports are playing on the pitch at the moment
>>56830335
you don't need a PL club to support you turbo pleb. plenty of us support lower division sides and still follow the PL
orange
>>56830449
apple
O R A N G E
R
A
N
G
E
Shrimplad are you here mate?
orange you glad i didn't say banana
>>56830449
aren't you glad I didn't say banana?
>>56830367
>Students at Emory University claim they were frightened and 'in pain' after someone wrote 'Trump 2016' in chalk around campus.
>Officials at the Atlanta school, which has an enrollment of more than 14,000, were forced to act after the youngsters claimed their 'safe space' was violated when the messages of 'hate' appeared on sidewalks and buildings.
>One student even said she 'feared for her life' as she thought a 'KKK rally' was going on, while others were scared a mass shooting was going to take place and wouldn't walk alone.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3506491/Emory-president-Students-scared-Trump-2016-chalk-signs.html
For reference, Emory is a medical university. These are doctors in training.
>>56830467
grapefruit
post yfw Spain will NEVER EVER reclaim Gibraltar
>>56830317
Poleaboo concedes he has much to learn about the game, he is quite new to it
could do with some film recommendations before bed lads
when i die, fuck it i wanna go to hell
cuz i'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
Social welfare cunt givin me lip for bein 5 minutes late
Not a happy chappy right now lads
Just watched the Big Short
literally the bankers, the bonuses: the film
>tfw you'll never be as confident and loud as the Jewish guy
>>56830495
KEK
>>56830548
Hiri Kiri Death of a Samurai
>>56830553
Poleaboo did like that Biggie line though t.b.h.
UP IN MY LONELY ROOM
WHEN I'M DREAMING OF YOU
>spanish """""""internet"""""""
>>56830559
>tfw Spain is already british claimed holiday territory to do as we please
>>56830548
Turbo Kid was a decent waste of time.
>>56830592
hypnotize is objectively the best biggie tune and i'll hear nothing else
screen just turned orange
>>56830617
>gapps
>he has to use cyanogenmod
>his gapps isn't included in his cyanogenmod
L.M.A.O
>>56830435
>>56830437
Woah lads
Chillax a bit
All I'm saying is no one is going to judge you if you cheer for a new team
If you're going to get so butthurt say you've been supporting Manchester United your whole life and no one has to know about your terrible Villa past
>>56830560
get a job you scrounging cunt
>>56830565
I liked the bit where they guy said they're going to blame it all on poor people and immigrants
>>56830623
Juicy is objectively better. Smooth like butter. Strickly butter baby, strictly butter
>>56830651
bit late
NIGGA U AINT GOT TO EXPLAIN SHIT
IV BEEN ROBBIN MOTHERFUCKERS SINCE THE SLAVE SHIPS
WITH THE SAME CLIP
AND THE SAME .45
TWO POINT BLANK
A MOTHERFUCKERS SURE TO DIE
>He still uses Facebook
Who /drinking alone for jesus/ this weekend?
just saw some fat whore dressed up as pikachu in a coffee shop lol
>>56830623
you should objectively kill yourself then as that is a tune made specifically for radio play and is not even in the top half of tunes in biggies catalogue
>>56830657
I still don't understand the film tbH
>>56830671
its only half 6
ORANGE
>>56830651
turn your f.lux down a bit
>>56830652
got a memeplus one
upgrading to cm13
>>56830710
same here
Is the Cruyff turn the sexiest football skill there is?
>>56830721
>tfw no lizzy gf
>>56830709
what part didn't you get?
mine doesn't change for another 9 minutes
>>56830721
ORANGE
>>56830677
define ``uses"
new thread when
>>56830653
kill yourself, see
>yanks will NEVER understand football
you know how brits are obsessive over their area of the country being the best and the rest of britain is a shithole? supporting your local football club plays into the same thing
>>56830806
When the janitor allows it
hate kike holidays ugh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3504830/Rachel-Riley-suffers-embarrassing-moment-hands-Countdown-letters-board.html
heh
>>56830775
all of it
it was a pretentious film for economics a level students
i keep mine at a solid 3000k lumens at all times to be quite honest
On second thought, this guac ain't so bad.
>>56830420
Dildo yourself every night m8
>>56830844
would like to have sex with her..... if you know what i mean
>>56830883
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>>56830836
What's Purim about then
>>56830903
idgi
(Dead)
>>56830910
>this shit again
>>56830844
not a word
>>56830910
what the fuck is wrong with the janny, seriously?
WE HAVEN'T GOT A SUBJECT YOU STUPID FUCK
>>56830910
Janny's going mental this evening
>>56830857
they explained it all very well 2bh was only a little distracted during the margot robbie scenes ngl
9 mothafuggin minutes
>>56830815
You lads are weird
Just pick a team that wins and you'll never be sad
>it was a pretentious film for economics a level students
good lad that janny
>>56830970
t. mong that puts the edition in the subject
>>56830910
no legal precedent for janny to delete this seeing as this is not a /brit/ thread
>>56830970
>trying to understand the man behind the madness
Give up kiddo, the Janny is not of this earth, he is beyond our understanding.
>>56830721
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>>56830784
They're fucking qt but have no curves whatsoever.
I have bigger tits and a nicer arse than most asian women.
The womans vocals on Juicy are quite good
am a fan of the janny being on point this evening
threads are so much comfier like this
thank you base janitor man
>being this desperate to make new threads
do you literally have nothing left in your miserable life
>>56830911
its like the shitty version of halloween
Every state in the US is like it's own country culturally.
>>56831020
>no curves
pipe down jamal
>>56831034
No I do not
>>56830836
hate kikes ugh
>the general custodian
>>56830910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhgdasgktq
>>56831034
they're the same people who mock the janny for doing his job for free when they all rush to make threads for us.
>>56831036
Oh okay
>>56831066
jamals like giant arses, whites like tits
I like legs and tits
>>56831023
>everyone saving their good stuff for the next thread
>good chance youll post something nobody will ever read as its after the new thread was announced
>the first 100 posts of the next thread go by quickly as everyone unleashes the shit they were saving up and hardly anyone reads any of it
nah hardly fuckin comfy m8
should just have it like one of those stickies that has 300 posts at a time and everytime a new post is bad the current top post gets archived
>>56831164
>their good stuff
nothing that gets posted here is "good stuff"
the amount of football bets i've lost by thinking that Russia is capable of beating tiny nations that used to be a fraction of their country is silly
will never forget when I put £100 on them to beat Moldova and everything went tits up
>>56831186
Poleaboo lost £200+ like that too
>>56830102
I've wanked thrice today.
JOLLY GOOD!
Want to know to what I wanked to?
>Betting
Fucking Northerners.
i wish eclipses lasted for literal weeks rather than a few minutes
Has anyone noticed that the Spanish have a bit of a "fishy" scent? Something quite off. Like if you put a Spaniard in a room with others you could sniff them out. Smells a bit like cum now that I think about it.
>>56832207
Gib is a shithole desu
