Strongest Island edition
>>>/pol/68584872
posting this again
>tfw take a shower after pooping because all out of toilet paper
Do you like Les Rallizes Dénudés?
>>56806363
Pls turn NYC into a federal district so the rest of NY can de-shitify itself edition
>>56806451
...and nuke Albany and all the other shithole rust belt cities up state
>>56806434
https://youtu.be/oSRcQ6eV10Q
of course mate
>>56806451
Nooooo I want guns while living in NYC some time in my lifetime and upstate-NY is my only hope.
>>56806363
Nassau and Suffolk counties should be separate from NYC including Queens and Brooklyn
> tfw I almost was sent over to Afghanistan
Dodged a bullet there
>people born in 2000 can now legally drive
>in 3 years 4chan will be flooded with kids that weren't alive for 9/11
cum lol
>>56806485
Albany can stay because we would be able to get a State Assembly majority with them (lower house, we already have majorities in the Senate) to slow roll back the illegal mistake that is the NY SAFE. The capital could stay Albany but I would prefer if it was moved to somewhere else more central like Syracuse.
>>56806489
kek what kind of fantasy are you living in where that would ever occur. You could just move to Yonkers or something if you would want the opportunity to have the city and the guns in this dream world of mine.
NYC is doomed forever gun-wise.
What's your favorite episode from the Simpsons, /cum/? I feel like watching it tonight.
>>56806583
أستطيع أن أرى تقريبا بك شفقة متوهجة إطار زيادة الوزن في الظلام، وأضاءت شاشة الكمبيوتر الخاص بك الذي هو المصدر الوحيد للضوء في الغرفة الخاصة بك، يضحكون مثل مثل فتاة كما كنت مرة أخرى اكتب الخاص بك قليلا تعليق ع وشغل في الحقل التالي. أو ربما حتى أنك لا شغل في الحقل التالي. ربما كنت مثل عمالا مثير للاشمئزاز أن كنت في الواقع تدفع لتمرير 4chan، لذلك أنت فقط اختيار الصورة. أوه، ونحن جميعا نعرف تعليق. في "ملحمة" "لول، نائب الرئيس"، أليس كذلك؟ أتصور أنك القرف القليل يضحك بجد والنقر أن قمت بإسقاط دوريتوس الخاص بك على الأرض، ولكن كل شيء على مايرام، والدتك سوف تنظيفه في الصباح. أوه، هذا صحيح. لم لا أستطيع أن أذكر؟ كنت تعيش مع والدتك. كنت fuckup سخيف الدهون، وانها ربما حتى المرضى من أنت بالفعل. حتى المرضى من الحاجة إلى القيام بكل ما لك كل يوم الملعون، في كل يوم، عن رجل نمت الذي يقضي كل وقته في نشر 4chan عن عام شمال أمريكا. ولكم أن تتخيلوا هذا. وقالت انها كان لديك، ثم فكرت كنت ستعمل يكون عالما أو رائد فضاء أو شيء كبير، ثم أصبح عمالا. وعمالا الأسترالي للشفقة. وقالت أنها ربما يبكي نفسها إلى النوم كل يوم في التفكير في كيفية سيئة كما هي، وكيف أنها تتمنى لو أن تختفي تماما. وقالت إنها لا يمكن حتى محاولة التحدث معك لأن كل ما أقوله هو "LOL، نائب الرئيس." لقد أصبح محاكاة ساخرة لذاتك. وهذا كل ما كنت. رجل قليلا حزينة يضحك في الظلام من قبل نفسه وهو يستعد لتنغمس في نفس الرقص القديم الذي فعله مليون مرة الآن. وهذا كل ما عليك أن تكون من أي وقت مضى.
>>56806589
$pringfield
I love apples but they give me diarrhea
>>56806589
The Shelbyville rivalry one.
>>56806609
>>56806589
>>56806570
>that weren't alive for 9/11
we will still be here to support the new generation of losers in their education of vintage memes
>>56806589
The beer baron one.
>>56806676
>I'll get you beer baron, wherever you are
>...no you wont
>>56806702
Good lad.
>>56806708
>Yes I will.
>...no.
>>56806702
w2c
>>56806589
last exit to springfield is a good go-to
You guys obviously know how to drive right?
It's all a joke right?
>>56806792
of course
>>56806792
Yeah. I learned in my senior year
>>56806792
of course
>>56806792
I live in North America so yes.
>>56806792
Someone here cant drive?
>>56806792
Renewed my license recently but haven't driven in 5 plus years. I don't know if I can even turn a car on anymore.
My license is just for buying alcohol and so the people who identify my body can learn I'm an organ donor.
>>56806856
>Someone here cant drive?
I fucking hope not.
How many of you can't drive a manual? Feels good with my manual licence I can drive automatics too
>>56806401
kek
What the hell did you do?
>>56806883
why would I learn manual if most cars here are automatic
>>56806883
>manual licence
...you need a specific license for that in the UK?
I've driven manual before but only driven automatics regularly. Trying to learn manual almost got my father and I into a fist fight.
>>56806883
I learned but it's a completely useless skill here.
>>56806912
So you can brag about it
>watch a random Simpsons episode
>it's a Lisa episode
>>56806883
>manual license
>Yurocucks literally need a license to drive stick
I can sort of drive stick. My next car will be stick without a doubt.
>>56806962
lisa needs braces, anon
>>56806927
Here you get a regular license, you do your test in a manual and you can drive either but almost all cars here are manual
If you're shit you can do an automatic licence but you aren't allowed to drive manuals
>>56806492
Nassau and Suffolk are already separate from the city though. Queens and Brooklyn are literally two of the boroughs though.
>>56806962
>>56806977
DENTAL PLAN
>>56806883
Getting my first manual later this year since in America your first car pretty much has to be a autotragic or else it's near impossible to pass your driving test with it. Instructors have a panic attack if they're being driven around in a manual since they themselves barely know how one works in the first place.
I think your system is sorta silly though with separate licenses for automatics and manuals
>>56806792
yes, but not stick
>>56804866
this is the most autistic thread i've seen in a while
>tfw finally got a tub of whey protein today
My new life begins now. I've already been easing myself back into exercise.
>>56806987
We only have one license here. You take the test using whatever. It's weird you have to take different tests just to drive stick. Probably a money grab on the side of your government honestly.
>>56806996
He means in a separate administrative division. the rest of NY (including the NYC suburbs which generally swing right nowadays) is pretty conservative but NYC keeps it down.
>>56806894
Oh, I didn't do anything.
I think OP had CP in his laptop. rip.
>>56806485
Nuke Rochester pls
![[EG]Gundam_0080_03_[CDD39CBA].mkv_snapshot_18.22_[2015.06.08_12.35.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/jkrlG3a.png "[EG]Gundam_0080_03_[CDD39CBA].mkv_snapshot_18.22_[2015.06.08_12.35.36].png")
Guys, Future Funk, to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4Z9Zq2GAY
>>56807059
I'm saving up for protein powder
>>56806792
If it's got wheels, I can drive it.
>>56807054
It's just spam. I'm not sure what our janitors are doing half the time but I assume it involves masturbating.
>>56807075
No everything can stay in NYS except NYC which needs to be turned into a federal district like D.C. so they stop fucking up everyone else. Even the suburbs have turned on NYC at this point.
You have 10 seconds to reply to this post, or pic related happens to you
>>56807059
If you're above 5'10 it's going to be a slog and you will likely give up
If you're in the 5'7 range you'll be seeing the gains on you within 2 weeks
>>56807114
Sick
>>56807066
Don't think of it like that, the regular test 99% of people do is one where you can drive both manual and automatic you don't do two tests or have two licences
It's just if you're bad you can do an automatic only test
>>56807116
what if i'm 5 feet
@56807114
'no'
@56807114
The gods are cruel.
>>56807137
gains RIGHT NOW
>>56807114
You
>>56807130
So you need to change cars for your tests just so you're legally allowed to drive stick? Still dumb however you do it. We get tested in our own cars so that's still weird.
People who can't drive stick don't drive stick so I don't get why they'd need to make weird laws around it.
>>56807137
Then you'll reach your natty limit in like a year
How do you guys sleep when there's a storm and your dog is barking nonstop?
>>56807171
Shoot it
>>56807182
shoot the storm?
>>56807171
Beat it unconscious
>>56807171
train dog not to bark, sell dog to china man, get a muzzle
>>56806792
I seriously can't drive.
I'm 19.
I also live in NYC, so it's fine.
>>56807183
sent ;)
>>56807171
>Smoke a bowl
>Turn off the lights
>Have something boring on TV/streaming
>>56807182
>>56807191
How? It's in the sky.
>>56807206
DUDE
>>56807183
sent ;)
>>56807208
remove helium balloons from dog and set it on the ground so it stops freaking out
>>56807222
WEED
>>56807171
Let dog lay down with me
>>56807166
The thing is here almost all cars are manual it's a rare sight to see an automatic
It's basically you proving you can safely drive a manual before you're legally allowed to drive one on your own
>>56807202
t. Faggot
>>56807225
I had to reset my phone and I lost someone's number here in the process
Long Island is rust belt shit
>>56807208
Shoot the dumb fuck dog, if you shoot a cloud it takes no damage but dogs are weak to bullets. The dog bark is harder to sleep through than a storm.
>>56807171
zzzquil
>>56807259
>if you shoot a cloud it takes no damage
[citation needed]
>>56807236
It's just left up to people here. My Dad used to buy shitty stick cars so only he could use it since my Mom could only drive automatic. People who can't drive manual won't try so we never found a reason to create laws around it.
>>56806792
I am 20 and the fastest thing I have ever controlled was a go kart.
>>56807254
I'm not actual that girl tbqh
Can you dance, /cum/?
I'm thinking about learning, is it really a good way to meet women?
>>56807248
I could deadlift you with my ballsack.
>>56807254
>he's actually this gullible
>>56807326
>>56807296
>My Dad used to buy shitty stick cars so only he could use it since my Mom could only drive automatic
Kek, my Dad does the exact same thing.
http://www.alternativenation.net/axl-rose-ac-dc-all-but-done-deal/
>>56807331
What are you trying to say?
>>56807326
no lol
>>56807351
Is that Bubbles?
>>56807326
Yeah
>>56806621
>>56806635
>>56806640
>>56806676
>>56806780
I'm gonna watch those and eat some nachos. Thanks, familia.
>love thunderstorms
>almost never have them
>the one per year we get is either nothing or the last hours of a hurricane
>>56807358
...ac/dc still exist?
>>56807390
meant for
>>56807171
>>56807326
i dont have the confidence to dance
>>56807390
>move to a quiet neighbourhood
>used to live downtown
>some nights fall asleep to the sound of rain on my window and thunder instead of ambulances and drunk people screaming
never live downtown
>>56807453
why not?
>>56807453
odds are they put that motion forward because Mohammad wants to fuck his dead sister
>>56807453
Incest is pure love
>>56807326
I've heard it's a good way to stay in shape and maintain a health relationship.
I will never know based on experience.
>>56807453
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with incest
>>56807453
because sisters deserve love
>>56807518
Oreo a shit
Just found on Twitter.
>>56807533
youre a shit
i bet you liked worse girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUoTTgmQG4Q
polyphony desu
>>56807409
Barely
Two of the band members have hardcore dementia and the one lead singer got in trouble because he hired a hitman to kill a guy
Good night lads
>>56807518
>Its just like my animaymays
>>56807453
Necrophilia, you say?
>>56807552
theyre all shit, but oreo especially
>>56807552
The whole anime is shit desu
>>56807561
>he hired a hitman to kill a guy
for what?
>>56807547
yay I'm relevant
>>56807547
>Tfw Jefferson thought the Louisiana purchase would turn America into an anglo agrarian philosophical paradise
>Tfw he imagined the Pacific north west being an independent country
>>56807581
>>56807582
Terrible tastes desu
>>56807586
Whoops, it was the drummer not the lead singer. My mistake.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822890/AC-DC-drummer-Phil-Rudd-charged-attempting-procure-murder.html
>>56807517
The problem for me is getting a relationship, that's part of the reason why I want to learn.
>>56807547
I find that Omaha is unironically a fun place.
>>56807610
everything about her is terrible
her VA, her personality, her taste in video games, everything
>>56807610
You unironically think it's a good series? Do you also enjoy Umaru-chan?
>>56807633
Umaru is an intentionally retarded show, it's a gag anime, not comparable.
holy shit
holy. fucking. shit.
>>56807657
Good answer, senpai.
>>56807631
I think you're terrible to be honest
>>56807633
Haven't watched it but don't think i'd like it
>>56807663
ITS REAL
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=504L_qSfTaM
Concept album about Columbine shooting
>>56807663
It's honestly sad that this will change at least one person's mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h8AFLHZkl0
desu
>>56807692
The beautiful sound of silence.
>>56807663
So Trump re tweeted this as well
>>56807692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB28bKAQfXM
Les Rallizes Denudes
Weird noisy ass stone age rock from Japan.
>>56807669
>>56807730
Never mind just some comment by a queer
>>56807663
I'm not a #CruzMissile but this is just tasteless and it will hurt him with women voters even more in the general. Hillary has so much fodder on him that will actually affect the opinons of people outside 40% of the GOP and the chans. All she has to do is look like the sane candidate. The GOP is more fractured than ever; I think they're doomed.
>>56807692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_UOPzuyZU
without a doubt Trumps best speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
wew
>>56807778
There were 9 Americans.
>>56807692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtEQUAAitng
>>56807816
shhh antonio it was just a joke
>>56807816
How many >be American >get shot threads are there every day? Piss off m8
I used to be average American male white ,18-30 Donald Trump vlter like u then thing happened and I am a cruise misil
>limey "humor"
>>56807957
Nobody has ever said Hillary is irrelevant. She was predicted to win from the very beginning.
Will Trump apologize for this one? He's gonna piss off a lot of good conservative people. Is he trying to throw the election to Hillary?
>>56807957
>shillary
https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/705598556024004608
>>56807981
No that was John Ellis bush
>>56807996
>against gay marriage until 2013
>wonder why some Republicans still don't like it
>>56807986
Well, he's winning right now, so I doubt it.
>>56807986
What did he do now?
>>56807638
DELET
>>56808077
So trumps wife used to be a whore who'd have thought it
>>56807692
https://youtu.be/AW3Wli2kBg4
Hi
>>56808088
oh god. Someone needs to ground him from twitter indefinitely... at least until after the primaries.
>>56808109
hey chair
can i sit on you
>>56808101
>used to be
>>56807745
Explain the state flags on the cards
I don't follow
>6 more episodes of the twin peaks nose dive before it gits gud again
>>56807692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwQ_IwvLmIc
Did Trump win the Jewish vote today? God I hope so.
Does someone has a bigger picture of this Canadian?
>>56808170
sure, why not
>>56807745
what are with the state flags on those cards. did /cum/ play monopoly and did the other NYfag get destroyed by blue spaces
Reminder
>>56808174
Most Israelis said they would vote for him after AIPAC.
>>56808037
He's not winning to Hillary by any stretch of the imagination. A new poll came out today saying that 53% of voters would definitely not vote for him vs 43% for Hillary. She leads him in 25 out of 27 last polls and her lead is only expanding. He loses in fucking UTAH, a safe red state to Clinton. It's not an issue of not getting his message out; everyone already knows what he stands for; him bringing up Monica Lewinsky will not make moderates flock to him but make him look petulant. Other indicators such as economic growth are presidential approval are in favour of the Democrats. Then factor in that there will likely be a huge mess at the convention, many conservatives will not vote for Trump at all, and a there will likely be a third party run to save GOP senate seats and he's done.
>>56808101
Cruz didn't even attack Trump's wife. Some pac not affiliated with him posted a picture that she volunteered to have taken of her.
>>56808196
Yeah, that's what I was referring to. I thought it was today for some reason...
>>56808185
shhhhhhhhh
>>56808195
reeee the results and the template aren't aligned
>>56808195
So Trump is basically gonna win this thing.
>>56808201
Polls for the actual general election are retarded until it actually gets close to election time, anything is just speculation beforehand that has as much weight as the ramblings of a senile old man.
>>56808237
It's still going to be tough getting the nomination, if trump falls just one short of the 1237 target then there's no way the GOP chooses him as the nominee.
>>56808230
el haitiANO
>>56808270
STOP NOW
>>56808270
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>56808270
>>56808270
god dammit
>>56808245
But there are a number of other factors which I listed which are important as well as unfavourability; Trump is the most hated candidate in recent history. More people hate him than dislike Hillary.
>>56808300
what happen
>>56808309
Yeah, but more people also love him than like Hillary. Pretty much why more Republicans are coming out to vote than Dems, and that's just in primaries.
>>56808319
*Tells all the Yanks about their own country and election*
>>56808340
the argie and chilean weebshitposters are here
>Excuse me gentleman I'm vaping here
>>56808309
You severely overestimate how people look at candidates. If Trump destroys her in the debates, which he probably will because she is one of the worst-equipped people in the world to debate him, he will easily win.
Also Hillary isn't exactly liked by the masses either.
>>56808354
>>56808357
oh. I think they're funny
>>56808355
Just another day on /int/ Tbh.
>>56808387
what a shithead
>>56808446
I know, right? I hope he's recovered from clinical stupidity in season 3.
>>56808422
STUMPED
#IAmNowACruzMissile
>>56807116
6'0"
I lifted back in highschool and got to the point of almost having an adonis belt. I'm working to get back to that point.
I am jealous of manlet and nigger gains, but I can reach the point I want to get with a little more work.
>>56808376
>>56808491
you guys are so cute :3
>>56808545
GHEY
>>56808545
Thank you, namaste.
Thanks for the lovely treatment of our royals in their trip to the USA!
>>56808195
>Ben Carson was neck and neck with Trump
>Now even John "Literally Who" Kashich is doing better than him
wut the fuck?
Is that Mulder in drag?
>>56808549
>>56808564
Where was this picture actually taken and who thought it was a good idea?
>>56808565
Probs cos Ben Carson dropped out
>>56808564
nice
>>56808564
bit bloody racist
Who are you voting for Americans?
>>56808564
No problem. Your princess especially seemed to like it.
oh my god
it is
David Duchovny was in Twin peaks
Donald Trump has announced that he is running for the republican nomination
what do you guys think of this?
>>56808564
>>56808639
>inb4/cum/isinvadedagain
I'm a rocket man
FOY
>>56808612
Better
>>56808608
Idk probably Trump
oh no
first chile and argentina
now britbongs
so do you guys get better mcdonalds over there?
>>56808649
This is a counterattack.
Is this thread just going to divulge into shitposting thanks to Bongs, Chile and Argie now?
>Argie/texas weebposting
>limey invasion
>>56808673
let's invade /brit/
