fedora edition
cum lol
save us
>anthony fantano will never be brought to justice for his crimes
Kyary
Reminder
>>56808964
explain pic
Wrong thread
>>56808943
>>56808943
>>56808943
Brits welcome
you may only post in this thread if you or your neighbor put a man on the moon
have fun getting your entire stock market cucked by a based british paki, all from his desktop pc in his mums yard
>pull up to uni in my NB miat with a WAT racing sticker and RedSuns sticker on it
>Also a discrete sticker of my perfect and patrician waifu (pic related)
>blasting patrician music ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaE8cMt_8iU )
>someone walks by me as I'm getting out and just says "nice meme"
d-does he know
>>56808946
Do NOT fucking lump us in with the mid atlantic.
>>56808964
>I am collected
>>56808989
have fun getting raped by muslims
>>56808966
Daily reminder to ignore all brit posters.
you may only post in this thread if you weigh under 25 stone
drank bit too much wine, didn't realize it until i stood up
first for Israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKn4qkGsYCQ
>>56809015
ye but what i said actually happened lad
yours is just gimmickery
>>56809043
>Israel
>>56809044
Yeah, but nobody cares about what you say.
>>56809043
>regular occurrence in /cum/ threads
the collective jew exerts influence even here
>>56809034
I weigh 9 "stones"
>Brits
>>56809005
This is my phone wallpaper desu
>>56809043
Euros BTFO by based Jews
>>56809061
>loving muslims
>hating jews
>that flag
hmmmm
>>56809058
>yank """"banter""""
>>56809056
oh piss off. You know nothing about Israel.
>Mom changed her facebook profile picture to a rendition of the crusaders
>made subtle post about "certain people" who need to get out and go to their own countries
>called her half sister who has a muslim dad and banters her to death about "her people"
>always complaining about blacks and mexicans and hates "criminals"
I think my mom is more redpilled than me lads
>stones
>>56809089
Your mum sounds like uneducated lower class desu
>>56809023
>>56809087
It isn't banter.
We don't banter.
We're being honest, get lost.
>>56809116
>get lost
fuck off yank
>>56809089
Things that didn't happen.
>brother walked in on me pretending to sing in front of a huge crowd again
>stones
>>56809088
Yes I do, they as sick cuck bastards.
hey cumbros, were you looking forward to this movie? sure hope not.
DC will never recover
>>56809129
nothing wrong with this desu
reminder about who won ww2 lads
it was the commies
>>56808997
I had a WAT racing sticker on my old car. It was discrete
>The UK has the most black-white couples in the world
Embarrassing, tbqh.
>>56809129
Jealous desu
>>56809108
>>56809140
Its Stone not Stones you melt
>>56809143
They are running out of ideas.
>>56808988
I mounted your mum, so we are welcome.
>>56809143
they should just make a spin off movie about CIA and bane
>>56809113
>>56809170
I would unironically pay to watch this.
>>56809174
>>56809155
>>56809034
You may only post in this thread if you have two stones or live in a country where the men have two stones without needing to put them in a bin or register them for a license.
Also if those countries are in NAFTA, North America, or have been freedomed by US imperialism accordingly
Fak you, /int/
>>56809064
You had better be a manlet.
>>56809183
Me too.
Why haven't ISIS attacked the Anglos yet?
>>56809136
I'm not joking la' she's super conservative
>>56809190
benis aside, this picture is true and accurate. you'd be speaking russian without the germans help lads, so say thanks next time
>>56808930
hey im in OP's image, cool i g-guess
>>56809170
>>56809143
Same crew from man of steel I am 100% not surprised
>>56809064
i weight 8.7 ""stone""
>US-Canada relations on /int/.
https://youtu.be/aZFE0IYBvb0?t=410
>4:33
>6:48
Made new OP image famsies
>>56809225
I thought MoS was decent
>>56809214
me too
>>56809209
>Implying you need to speak Russian to be gommie
Why you trying to trick me huh??
How do you say 'Haribos' In American?
>>56809129
Actually a chicano dating a negress here desu
To say that gif is average is praising our fat and poor overworked asses.
>>56809237
No, but foreskin does. Get a cut, you fucking barbarian.
>>56809236
What about this?
>>56809227
>Ameritwinks
>>56809238
I liked the Hans Zimmer score, but was never really drawn into the movie. I didn't hate it, but I just wasn't too interested while watching. I'm guessing the same issue resurfaced with this new movie
there are people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW who are unironically victims of male genital mutilation
>>56809245
"European >food"
>>56809236
hahahahah
>>56809262
what
>>56809245
"Vegetables"
best one
>>56809034
i have a couple stones that need some sucking
>>56809253
>>56809241
>>56809245
Same way its pronounced in German, just with your pick of dialect.
I say it har-ee-bow
>>56809245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eSeF21cPRN
how's my english desu~
>>56809289
Good old days.
I refuse to post in /cum/ threads without anime OP images
>All these foreigners
No, no, this can't be happening
-said the /cum/ countries with tears rolling through their faces-
We're in charge here
>>56809236
that's also me, remember this image?
>>56809304
You have a very selective memory.
>>56809034
17 stone reporting
Also 1.96 m tall
>>56809305
But you just did.
just need to check something guys
http://strawpoll.me/7169056
http://strawpoll.me/7169056
http://strawpoll.me/7169056
Does anyone want to tuck me in please? :')
>>56809305
I forgot to finish the dump
oops
We are trying to have some intellectual conversation over here guys.
>>56809335
Only if you tuck me in first
>>56809335
Of course. <3
>>56809335
*tucks you in*
Sleep tight cutie
*kisses your forehead*
>>56809335
>>56809366
stop being gay
>"Americans" who think they can deport me when I'm a citizen
hahahahah hey dudes!!!!
>>56809383
CHI
>>56809366
*tucks duvet in around the mattress so its extra cozy*
sleep tight, slugger x
>>56809386
chill heck dude
>he's British
>he's brown
>everyone he knows worships Mohammed
>everyone in his family has been beheaded
>his country is a multicultural shithole and only getting worse
>he can't drink or masturbate under shariah law
>everyone in /brit/ tells him to fuck off
>he trolls /cum/ to feel better
>everyone here makes fun of him too
>>56809386
Hahahah duude
what up hahaha how you doing???
>tfw you realize your oneitis has no special feelings for you, as she talks to other people exactly the same she does to you, and you don't have anything in common anyway, you just fell for her because she's the only woman who ever gives you any attention
>>56809346
>some "americans" haven't seen the blue angels live
>>56809402
Fucking hell
Been Doxxed again lads
>>56809386
what's up dude haha
>You'll never beat the shit out of "do i look like a local" poster
>>56809409
At least you are on friendly relations with a gril outside the internet
>>56809426
>>56809428
forced r*ddit tier cancer
>>56809415
Poor imitation of the Red arrows desu
who /bilingual/ here?
>>56809415
>mfw grew up right next to Joint Base Andrews and always went to airshows
Saw the blue angels and the thunderbirds
FREEDOM
>>56809377
2late
>>56809386
I like to imagine you're an old women in her 60's who enjoys watching young men suffer online.
>>56809391
tyvm
*Tucks in the blanket underneath you*
Nighty night!
>>56809399
are these made by a japanese or western artist?
>>56809434
Wouldn't want to. His threads are funny.
>>56809456
me *makes a 360 turn and walks away*
>>56809455
Based
Have seen live several times
>>56809456
>he needs to be
cute.
>>56809434
just say it again, and i'll track you down and cut your face off
>>56809386
suh dude haha whats up
>>56809456
moi pêh
Dad has come to that time of life when he wants to spend the most time he can with his sons.
>>56809456
on my way, tio xx
one day
>>56809488
Mine too, but we're both in college.
>He says "lads"
>>56809473
>tfw will never live in a forest with mysterious bigfoot
>>56809488
And I'm guessing you want to leave your house.
>>56809318
>stone
Get the fuck out, we're deporting your ass
>>56808930
Daily reminder that you're a nigger if you don't drink a glass of milk every day
End of dump until I can find more images like this
>>56809467
The artist is Chinese.
http://www.hon-haka.org/archives/816
Post American shit
unlucky ameripoors
t. typical british poster, pic is me
>>56809502
i really hope nobody here says "lads," "mate," or "to be honest" in real life.
>>56809508
I'm a britboo loyalist desu
>>56809533
mexicans of /cum/, how do you feel about the fact that everyone on this board constantly shits on the US for being full of mexicans? that the fact that we have a large hispanic population is treated as a major flaw and a huge banter point against americans?
>>56809521
>tfw no lewd gf
END IT
>>56809546
to be honest with you, there's nothing wrong with to be honest
>>56809518
Well, ginger and nigger are anagrams. Makes sense, I guess.
>>56809482
Pretty sure my Dad based where we went on holiday on where the Red Arrows were having a display. Saw them every year it feels like.
>>56809521
me with the low perception
>>56809518
Hello!
Just finished a glass
>vaporwave
literally why
>>56809548
Then why don't you go live there
>>56809550
Best
>>56809488
>Haven't seen dad for 3 weeks
>He let's his wife insult my little brother
>He doesn't do anything
>He let's his wife bad mouth my mom even though my mom works her ass off while the fucking wife is unemployed
>Dad calls me
>"Heeeey anon, i want to take you to dinner for your birthday"
>>56809507
Now that you mention it, yes and he mostly wants to spend time with me more than my brother, he is still about to start college.
>>56809548
good lad
whats with the anime though, we don't really have anything to do with anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2Rt9Re7DBo
>>56809584
>not knowing that K on is pure /brit/
Fuck off paki
>>56809556
I don't feel nothing to be honest because the Hispanic population really contributes to your country even tho illegal fuckers do their shit there unlike refugees from North Africa or the Middle East that blow up stuff like that airport in Brussels.
>>56809581
That sucks same thing is happening to me.
>>56809610
Kill yourself NONCE
>>56809556
people jump the border to mow lawns
What do euros get?
>>56809610
i ignore the nonces 2bh, im actually spain whilst at home
causing shit while i can hehe
>>56809533
>>56809642
When can we annex you
All of your economic troubles would be solved.
>>56809533
>American shit
So anything American then?
Anyone here genuinely happy that Republicans are getting fucked by Trump's momentum?
>>56809668
delet
>>56809675
excited for a clinton white house 2bh, will be a fun moment of soul searching for /pol/
>>56809659
Imagine how great things would be if we had just stayed under british rule.
>>56809533
>>56809668
We could post British things like cars that don't work or guns that explode
>>56809696
Yeah! We could be filled with Muslims as well as blacks and Hispanics. Multiculturalism for everyone!
>>56809692
>Clinton white house
It's literally not going to happen
>>56809703
>guns that explode
you've been rused by a master gunsmith and a flabby yank finger detector
>>56809716
e
very betting company that offers political bets says you're wrong lad
>>56809696
We wouldn't even be a superpower we were under british rule
Fapped to Girlfriends4Ever again
>>56809725
Your service rifles are garbage and if you pretend they aren't you're going to be made fun of by everyone, especially /k/.
>>56809755
>>56809725
You guys don't know how to make guns, let alone cars. Even the Italians are better at it than you.
>>56809742
Trump will destroy her in a general election. The only candidate that would pose a challenge to Trump is Sanders.
>Be Yank
>Get ill
>die from self treatment
>>56808930
Two Jews and one white supremacist of Negroid descent.
Nice.
>>56809804
Lad this sounds like wishful thinking. Clinton is going to smother Trump, he's literally the only republican who can't beat her
>>56809841
Two in the airport and one in the subway.
Nice.
>>56809857
Trump is the ultimate populist candidate
>>56809820
>Be British
>miss prayer
>get beheaded
>>56808930
>in some normalfag ws groupchat
>greet everyone
>nobody has replied in the past three hours
sweating
post more like this
>>56809857
>cruz or kasich
>beating anyone
>>56809804
>>56809771
thinking we care about being good at making killing devices
>>56809932
>>56809889
Your joke is in very poor taste.
>>56809932
>>56809961
Like Belgian cuisine
>>56809944
>thinking we care about being good at making killing devices
Then why do you guys brag about your military so much? I guess all those comments about the British military being good are now moot.
You guys care about making cars though, right? Why can't you make a car that actually runs? You guys should just make the chassis and leave the mechanical stuff to the Americans.
>>56809961
>someone says 9/11 joke
>everyone has a laugh
>Brussels joke
>yfw
Europe practically celebrates when Americans get killed. Humor is the best way of coping with a tragedy, wallowing in sorrow won't help anything.
Fuck brits desu
>nipponese ebay has been processing my order for 3 days
reeeeee gimme my goods
what is a good anime that is similar konosuba? I need something else
>>56810080
t. Loyalist
>>56810088
it's a sign
the sign says the saturn sucks
>>56810106
YOU suck
>>56810093
???
>>56809434
Does he really make you that angry?
>>56810090
how is konosuba? /a/ wont stop sperging about it and I wonder if I should get around to watching it
>>56810125
Canadians are still loyal to the crown
>>56810018
>brag about our military?
hmm maybe you browse /k/ or something, i don't know anyone that thinks having lots of men with guns is something to be proud of.
and yeah about cars, what british made car have you driven recently? we don't actually have a single make thats british owned :(
>>56810049
Its timing you fucking sperg
>>56810049
15 years v 2 days
i can imagine the wound has healed for some
good janny
>>56810158
Europeans are literally making jokes minutes after any school shooting.
>>56810049
I've never "celebrated" 9/11. And what >>56810158 says.
>>56810190
Stay safe. <3
>>56810156
Yeah the Queen, not Nigel McFuckhead.
>>56810188
>they still don't get it
>how many children have to die before they understand
>they STILL advocate less gun control
it's more out of disbelief than anything else 2bh lad
>>56810204
>inuit
are you from greenland or from one of those islands off in alaska?
>>56810246
>they still don't get it
>how many europeans have to die before they understand
>they still import refugees
areyou dudes left handed or right handed?
right hand 4 lyfe maan! : D
>>56810269
Inuits are a native group from Alaska.
>>56810141
Super comfy
>>56810157
You guys post in military threads on /int/ all the time. I haven't actually driven a British car because we don't really have them in the US. I just base my memes on what I hear on the internet like every Brit does about America.
>>56810269
no lol
>>56810141
>>56810141
i really enjoyed it. The season just ended with a second season confirmed. Dont know if you watch Musaigen no Phantom, but i have to force myself it to watch it when compared to konosuba. If you like the first 2 episodes you will like the rest
>>56810276
What are you trying to do?
What's the end game, man?
>>56810277
sure they are, just like mexicans are native americans, go back to the school you cant afford, pablo
>>56810286
do you speak that language they speak, not english but that one eskimo inuit language
>>56810276
my mom told me left handed people were the spawn of the devil
>>56808971
>The UK thinks they would be included in the perfect world
pfffft hahaha that's as funny as it is sad.
When you die and your disgusting fat body will rot away and all that will be left is your skeleton.
Please keep your skeleton healthy by drinking lots of milk.
>>56810356
>this post brought to you by the Oregon board of Dairy™
>>56810319
That's called Inuktitut fampai
>tfw no GT350R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNcNKvqX6k
Where were you when the American auto industry was reborn?
>like every brit does about america
lad i've been to multiple places in the usa over numerous visits, i've experienced the memes first hand
>>56810375
please say stuff on vocaroo in inuktitut
anything will do but long words/phrases are preferred
>>56810416
i will pause the game of battlememes to echo this request
>>56810319
You don't even know about your country's culture in Alaska smartass.
>There are people ITT that aren't guzzling glorious milk at this very moment
you sicken me
I fucking hate you
>in a parallel universe you are happy
guns are cool. dont care if someones dying somewhere desu
Has anyone noticed that "X if not Y" is a double entendre where both versions essentially mean the same thing?
To show you what I mean, here's an example. Let's say there's some ancient tribal soldier in an ancient tribal war and he's fighting a bunch of bad guy tribals with his tribal buddy. These guys are kicking some serious ass when suddenly they get absolutely surrounded.
Knowing he and his friend are boned, the tribal man says to his friend "Well, this is the end of the line. They're going to kill us if not enslave us, and I don't know which is worse."
So what exactly do you think he meant by that "if not" part? Because there's 2 different answers you can choose. See, he could be saying "kill us if not enslave us" as in "they're going to kill us but if they don't then they'll almost certainly enslave us instead". However, he could also be saying " they're going to kill us provided they don't enslave us." While the difference seems minute, it changes up the meaning of the sentence greatly because the first version implies that killing them is the first thing they'll do, but if it's not then it'll be enslaving them. The other version says the opposite, that enslaving them is the first thing they'll do but if not then they'll kill them.
Both versions basically mean the same thing, although the meanings of the unabbreviation differ on an individual basis, and they're both unabbreviations of the same thing.
Pretty cool, huh?
>>56810445
third eye status: welded shut
