supermacs edition
maisie
maisie
eisiam
you'd never eat a curry without pakis tbqh
Azusa
>>53488339
>Why yes, I do currently reside in the united states of america!
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjZvqB99fw
>>53488414
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR
Ive been let down by a friend :-(
just reactivated my steam lads
anyone got a link to the brit group
>>53488434
LMAO
kpop desu lads
>>53488466
font
Did a cheeky game of footsie with the qt lab partner today lads
fancy a pint lads
>>53488434
Top tier song desu
https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA?t=3m15s
>>53488487
http://store.steampowered.com/curator/5596922-brit/?l=thai&appid=40970
fuck sake lads just got a meme windows phone and tinder won't detect any of my photos fml
Eating porridge lads (not porridgebro).
Been easting it every evening for ages now, it's addictive and I'm getting a bit fat. The oats /fit/ thing is true desu.
>tfw used to be a skelly until I quit smoking now I'm skinnyfat
Getting ready for work, lads.
Nervous about going to the recruitment agency tomorrow
>>53488542
porridge wanker loves his porridge
need a hobby.
want to take up sailing but probably don't have the money plus i live as far from the coast as its possible to be here
Rate me, /brit/?
>>53488384
I use my phone but it doesn't work sometimes
missed all my lectures today lel
>>53488541
>windows phone
Very bad lad
>>53488542
porridge wanker loves his porridge
>>53488585
fuxake jeff
>>53488579
>want to take up sailing
Good lad
>>53488339
seeing all the cuckposting on 4chan has invaded my psyche so much that I read this as "we will be glad to send you as much BBC as you guys want!"
ha ha.
even started to wank to cuck porn unironically now
ha ha.
>>53488583
oops forgot pic
>>53488579
Well, you could always do some sailing in runescape [s]one day[/s]
Sisters arse.
>>53488583
post feet
>>53488535
cheers for the thai translation la
wheres the list of everyone in it? i just see a list of a bunch of games
>>53488646
Really?
>>53488646
too much ass
>>53488617
It's full up ya daft twat
memes
>>53488658
woops
that's the curator list
just click on /brit/
>>53488613
What's American BBQ?
>>53488674
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>53488677
going to fill you up in a minute ;£
>>53488674
>ass
fuck off tyrone grzegorz
>>53488703
Delete this IMMEDIATELY
awoo so cute fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmxf79w2NU0
>>53488646
D U B L I N
You came in with the breeze
On Sunday Morning
>>53488647
you liek ;^)
>>53488746
.......I
H A T E
CRUSH THE CAPITALIST BOLOGNESE LADS HAHA
Going to put this on full screen and watch it in a darkened room desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOf2RLqLdw
just sayin to the guy who posted this before
it is a very funny picture
fucking hell who let that mong make the thread I have him filtered
lads who take tinder screenshots: how often do you succeed and how often do you spaghetti out?
>>53488542
Microwave is broken so no porridge for me baka
I literally don't have friends because they're never as good as in stories
>>53488767
W E L L
T I S
A L R I G H T
B U T
any normie anons here from Newcastle?
A couple of friends of mine got the idea to take the ferry from Amsterdam to Newcastle and stay there for a weekend.
Would like to know what's there to do, partywise. I have seen a couple episodes of geordie shore, but I am not a big fan of those tacky clubs. Is there anything else or does the show describe Newcastle well?
>>53488746
of all places
i hate it I HATE IT
>>53488766
good lad
>>53488798
tfw no [spoiler]________ron[/spoiler] friend
>>53488768
How did he get served? lmao
>>53488815
get flooded
Moving to Preston in July.
>>53488830
mong
>>53488815
its where scottish people go to get flights
xD true!
>>53488795
Do it on the hob you tosser that's the proper way
>>53488815
good bridge that
>>53488838
workers solidarity
>>53488798
what's next for his career?
ha ha ha
>>53488838
probably with his dad or something nobody cares when thats the case
>>53488867
its where scottish people go to die
>>53488899
gay porn, hopefully
>>53488590
Honestly my first ever smartphone i'm not even meming, feel like a caveman lad
>>53488899
>$51m net worth
Sex, drugs and prudent real estate investments
>>53488815
>not a fan of tacky clubs
The vast bulk of clubs in the UK are tacky shit-holes.
London is literally the only place with a good club scene. Few decent spots in Glasgow, Leeds, Bristol etc. but only like one in each city.
>>53488972
You fucker.
hate anyone that hasn't hugged their mum or told her you loved her lately
sent home early from work because i started crying
I think I'm turning into a weeaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM8-nNWuoc
>>53488865
was being ironic desu
>>53489027
my mams in ireland atm haha
she hates me anyway
>>53489022
That's terrifying
>>53488815
>the north
>non tacky
I need one of those though
What a push bike?
No, the case
>>53489029
what's wrong boo xx ;_;
>>53489036
Is this one of those things they paid her a fortune to do and she never thought the rest of the world would see?
>>53488978
>""""""good""""""
he means over a fiver for a can of red stripe, with no other drinks available for purchase, with a 30 quid entry fee
Bristol, Manchester, Birmingham, Glasgow all have banging nightlife, don't let the <m25 cucks foold you
tapping the "Update" button repeatedly and seeing it go "Updating" briefly for like a second before going back to "No new posts" honestly feels like when you're trying to squeeze out a poo but nothing's coming out but you keep squeezing
basically, /brit/ is poo
>>53488978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU
>'people' that call bicycles 'push bikes'
End it, friendo.
do brits unironically call their mothers mum?
sounds gay
>>53488972
Kek, I remember watching this at a mates house once
>>53488978
>London is literally the only place with a good club scene
ahahaha
there are loads of good clubs all over the shop. Notts has Stealth and Brickworks and those are just the good bleep clubs
>>53489027
Never done this. Called my mum by her first name since I was about 12
cash money motto is to drink til you throw up
any nightlife besides clubs in the UK? i prefer things that are more like bars. more socializing less just blasting music and dancing
>>53489146
sounds like top bants desu lad
>>53488978
>The vast bulk of clubs in the UK are tacky shit-holes.
:(
>>53488842
No worries, I'll keep my feet dry thanks to Dutch ingenuity™
>>53488890
agreed
lads watch this video and then read the second guaranteed to have a laff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1a8mIeGHU
>>53489112
>drinking more than a couple of alcoholic beverages in the club
lmao.
Never paid over £20 entry to the best clubs in London. Usually a tenner or so online.
oh is the man kicking the ball is he? is he trying to put it in the white nets too?
>>53489175
ye olde englishe pubs
>>53489175
Yes there are bars in the UK
>>53489175
what do you think pubs are? melt
>>53489175
/brit/
The banter is great, the memes are funny, the posts are interesting.
>>53489148
lel
literally the most working class thing imaginable
>>53489178
I remember specifically a scene where he's sitting in a rocket in a space suit or something, and then he starts farting which blasts the rocket off
>>53489147
lel, they really aren't.
>>53489148
jesus christ
>>53489204
>being a lightweight
Sober up real quickly if I'm not constantly drinking when I get in. And yes I prefer drink
>>53489148
whats a chav name so i can call you it
>>53488972
I'll have to play this in the next /brit/ stream ;^)
>>53489251
>implying stealth and brickworks aren't good clubs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Black_%28serial_killer%29
This bloke was proper fucked, never heard of him before though.
>his first conviction at the age of 17 when he lured a seven-year-old girl to a deserted building, strangled her until she lost consciousness and then masturbated over her unconscious body
>>53489260
What's the problem. I called her 'mummy' when I was young then about that age it got too childish to say that, but switching to 'mum' all of a sudden would be weird, so I just went with her name
>check my old battlefield clans steam group
>its dead
>check the site
>find out the clan leader got killed in a car crash
fuck
>when poortherners argue over which of their shitty clubs is less shit
>>53489269
Dwayne, Kieren, Craig, Wayne...
>>53489315
>Scottish
not surprised
fur eit hundrid yirs
we fot u widaur fir
and wel fite u fur.eit hundrid mur
>>53489147
nottingham mentioned
>>53489218
pubs have last orders at 11 or 12 though
>>53489239
https://youtu.be/N0jprtwjV8o?t=2m21s
https://www.reddit.com/r/randomactsofblowjob
give it a go
got a chubby to come over and blow me and swallow without having to even kiss her
wow what a lot of shit posts
you're all boring normies or autists repeating the same old shit
i've decided to give my >>53489123 (You) to myself as it was a clever, interesting and original post.
>>53489261
Not a lightweight, just no point dulling the effects of whatever stims you're on. If you prefer to drink then yeah, can see how it would get a bit costly.
>>53489297
Only been stealth. was okay, had a very uni vibe though. The atmosphere, sound, crowd and line-ups don't hold a candle to the likes of Corsica, Dance Tunnel, Hydra etc. in London.
Two USN boats in Iranian custody according to the Pentagon. It's War!
>>53489391
Liar
Newcastle scored lads
Lads
>>53472643
>>53489315
>Robert Black developed sexual self-awareness at a young age. He later said that from the age of eight he would often push objects up his anus
lol
>>53489148
what's wrong with you
>>53489147
Also Ocean.
>>53489148
fuck off craig
>>53489320
ive always called my mother mammy. when the switching point was supposed to happen i lived in switzerland, where mami is normal.
feel a bit weird when i say it nonetheless.
shedding a tear or two
steams shit
>>53489339
>shitty clubs
look on RA for Notts mate, the lineups are sick a lot of the time
Anyone here ever call their teacher mum?
>>53489434
yanks are such children
so nobody got any tips for a good club in Newcastle?
UK has shitty drinking laws, that make every pub or bar close around 23.30
The gf is going to London with her Orchestra and she's sharing a room with a guy. It'll be okay right? She said it would cost 3 times as much if she didn't so she had to
>>53489467
>Ocean
>good
>>53489400
>Only been stealth. was okay, had a very uni vibe though
Was the night dollop? Go when it's detonate and it's totally different
>>53489509
FONT
>>53489572
That's when you move onto a club you spastic.
with your feet in the air and your head on the ground
>>53489509
Who hasn't? Even at 15/16 I've made those mistakes before ._.
>>53489574
Nah
>he's never been to Koosdays at Box
It's almost like you dont want to pull 17 year olds
>>53489610
That's why I'm asking for non tacky clubs you sperg
KEK KEK KEK KEK
post slags
o
s
t
s
l
a
g
s
>>53489572
Plenty of bars near me you don't need to pay to get into close at 2/3
>>53489636
there are loads
where are you going in the UK?
>>53489636
look on resident advisor lad, not difficult.
Why is rutracker so based?
Even the most obscure album gets decent speeds, and once it's done and you seed there's never anyone using your upload.
>>53489651
>>53489663
Newcastle
just took 2mg etizolam
>>53489574
>>53489641
my mate and his gf used to do exactly that (but way worse). hes a literal cuck
>>53489509
never
in 1st class i almost kissed the teacher goodbye though haha
maisie
>>53489651
whoever's big dave in the steam group you've got some top banter lad
>just took 2mg etizolam
>>53489509
not since 2nd class 2bf and no one noticed it
my friend called the religion teacher dad two days in a row once and never lived it down
>>53489628
>>53489707
The guy plays clarinet or something bent. He's surely a bender. They aren't sharing a bed obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5VDbu-HLMs
>>53489636
Don't call me a sperg you muppet, i got so enraged with your blatant racist post i just lashed out and missread your post you donkey.
And no, not unless you like makina y-aye man
>>just took 2mg etizolam
>>53489685
cant read russian though
>>53489727
is tucker still in the group
>>53489723
more slags on toilets
>>53489785
yeah
cara yes
>i have a collection of fedoras on my computer and claim not to be an autistic virgin
>>53489745
>religion teacher
is there a single other western country which has prayers in public schools?
almost forgot about it haha
did they do the prayers in irish or is my memory fuzzy?
>>53489692
http://www.residentadvisor.net/events.aspx?ai=16
look on north if it's not already on that
might sell my soul to the pakis lads
how much you reckon they'll give me for it
>>53489636
>asking this on /brit/
>implying people on /brit/ leave the house
>>i have a collection of fedoras on my computer and claim not to be an autistic virgin
>i can't handle spirits neat
>Taking benzos regularly
Not worth it.
>>53489826
Thanks lad
>>53489847
We had to do R.E for GCSE too. Didn't have a choice
>apostrophe
FUCKING HELL
Legsies
when this cunt of a yank inevitably makes the next thread far too early complete with a shit edition, do not reply. instead, wait for an appropriate new thread.
thank you.
>>53489860
ahh yes, the good ole le tuff man drinks shitty alcohol that burns your throat meme
>stood up
>nose felt weird
>suddenly can smell blood
>blow nose and there's nothing
Bit weird desu
>>53489860
Decent calves
>>53489859
I've damaged his ego so much and predictably demolished him
He's responded to me, but not even directly
You actually fear me. Quite interesting. I've dominated you so much you've consciously but willfully submitted to me. Very interesting dynamic
>>53489860
>i have never drunk so much in one night i can no longer drink the spirit you were drinking again without gagging
>>53489838
forgot pic
>>53489917
agree with this lad
>fat chicks
Wew lad
>>53489881
in the uk? huh
id always tip my fedora in religion class haha
>I've damaged his ego so much and predictably demolished him
>He's responded to me, but not even directly
>You actually fear me. Quite interesting. I've dominated you so much you've consciously but willfully submitted to me. Very interesting dynamic
>>53489847
yes there were prayers in Irish (in primary)
everyone used to laugh at that one bit of Hail Mary that sounds like "We are in a paki"
>>53489651
>>53489921
Why are there loads of black american weebs?
>>53489917
you make one immediately after and we'll join that, ignore the underage twat.
>>53489867
>not wanting a crippling addiction
ummm? lmao???
>>53489965
wew
just drank too much milk and had to have an emergency poo lads
>>53489972
There you go again. But now that I've called you out. You address me
You are so desperate to impress those around you and yet again feign superiority
You're next response will be either to discredit me or just indirectly respond again. But now that I've said that you just might not respond at all.
I have you read like a book. I literally fucking own you
>>53489965
you're in there la
give her one for me
>>53489992
why wouldn't there be
>>53489965
she looks fowl
>>53489965
Just get a quick blow
>chicks
Please do fuck back off to America though
>>53489927
nice pair of tits on the right
>>53489988
>drinking in the street
>drinking Carlsberg out of a CAN
Fucking pleb as heck
>>53490041
She is tbf
>I've damaged his ego so much and predictably demolished him
>He's responded to me, but not even directly
>You actually fear me. Quite interesting. I've dominated you so much you've consciously but willfully submitted to me. Very interesting dynamic
>>53489960
Happened to me with tequila. I can drink it now, but for a long time it just brought back bad memories.
ROONEY
>>53489988
all the girls at uni dress like this during the day
absolutely halal
>>53490026
>you're
jesus christ
>>53490060
She may be a pleb but she's got a nice pair of chebs
craig daviiiiiiid, big narstie all over your NYEEEEEEE
>>53490060
>as heck
*raises spork*
>>53490060
>drinking Carlsberg out of a CAN
>bothering to put it in a glass
Why? It's like water anyway, no point
Doing an explosive curry shit
>>53490039
Dunno, just seems weird desu
>>53489975
i hardly even remember primary school
was it hail mary or our father?
>>53490070
i still can't do voddy desu
used to down 35cl bottles of it before going into a club in sixth form but cannot deal with it at all now
>>53489921
>7000 block
Is the US even real
My dad's hometown is getting shit on by 'news' sites right now, lads. It's pretty funny
>>53489965
even looks fat in that pic, dread to think how huge she is
fatties absolutely disgust me
>>53490077
Thought you had a gf
>>53490120
That's the face of a broken man
>>53490084
There's that discredit attempt
My primary prediction.
I expect a passive dismissal or no response this time. You might also claim to be someone else
You are all mine
>>53490131
>i still can't do voddy desu
nor can I
Awful, awful stuff
I love buca and whisky though
>>53490147
here she is
>>53490130
me in the hat
>>53490160
He looks angry
>>53490124
Hail Mary, "guigh orainn na peacaigh,"
think we did our father as well though
>>53490136
Nice blog post Terry, got any more?
>>53489992
its fascinating to see a black nerd
it goes against all the stereotypes and memes completely
>>53490196
Where do all the videos of this manlet come from?
>>53490133
>no gardens just empty grass
>>53490233
Never seen one before. Looks like a don 2bh, shame it looks like normal size people take this piss.
