supermacs>mickey dees tee bee haich edition
fuck cara
maisie
1st for sersh
kpop desu lads
fuck's SAAAAAKE
>>53485757
literally would rather fuck those guys tb honest. Wew those are some ugly birds
>>53485863
>>53485757
YANKS OUT FUCKING REEEEEE
me in the middle
>>53485844
isnt he a scot?
plymouth
alright? haha!
>>53485863
*does a shooing gesture at you then looks away slightly disgusted*
>>53485757
Ooh aah noel mcgrath
>>53485903
>>53485927
yanks out
>>53485757
4, 1, 3, 2
>>53485923
Hey :3
>>53485955
ari
Oi lads recc me a good new series to watch
Yanks get fucked
>>53485923
me on the right
what's the offical /brit/ british city rankings?
could use a pussy in my bum :x
how do I talk to girls on tinder lads? struggling over here
I love getting told to fuck off by cute british boys
need a wank but i have nowhere to spunk
what do i do?
>>53485757
>yanks establishing /brit/
>>53486008
foy
Making a cuppa lads!
Will you love me now?
Haha
>>53486032
the ones with the least pakis > the ones with the most pakis
>>53486032
1. new islamabad
2. manchester
3. holyhead
>oh you tease uhuhuhuhu
fuck off
>>53486032
1. plymouth
2. sheffield
everything else
>>53486055
very rude
to be expected from Danes tbqh
Urgent poll
http://strawpoll.me/6520108
http://strawpoll.me/6520108
>>53486048
>>53486060
>>53486075
g-get out
how does /brit/ feel about Canadians
>>53486043
Lie.
>>53486084
have we finally cracked Janny?
>>53486091
quit it, this gimmick will never catch on
>>53486032
666. truro
>>53486032
High tier =
Edinburgh
London
Birmingham
>>53486043
let /brit/ decide for you. I'll start:
Say, "hello m'lady"
>>53486111
yanks out
where the FUCK is the janitor
>>53486117
>quit it
foy
three (3) nice solid poos today
really wish this eireboo yank cunt would fuck off
can't someone in /eire/ babysit him?
>>53486158
not a Yank tho
>>53486163
2 3 1
>>53486163
3, 1, powergap, 2
Downloaded straight outta compton. Anyone seen it? Any good?
>>53486043
>>53486154
Post a screenshot of her response and we'll continue on.
>>53486032
1. Exeter
>>53486183
foy
>>53486175
no /éire/ today haha
>>53486183
FOY
>mfw yanks in /brit/
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>53486008
wowa wee wa
>>53486183
Different shit, same toilet
>>53486208
1, 3, powergap, 2
>>53486241
What's that?
>>53486163
3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1=2
>>53486224
>>53486241
yanks need to leave
tip top snek
*tips hilarious meme cap*
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chicken-recipes/roasted-chicken-breast-with-pancetta-leeks-and-thyme/#99IXrWDr45s2Vct2.97
Reckon I'll do this for tea with some variety of potato. Thoughts?
eating garlic bread... with a fork!!! hahaha
>>53486340
>Jamie Oliver
ALRIGHT BRUV JUST BUNG IN DIS CORIANDER INNIT
>>53486340
take a picture of it and I will give my thoughts
>>53486340
Looks okay, but not great.
Sweet potato btw haha
>>53486032
1. Edinburgh
2. Edinburgh
3. Edinburgh
>>53486294
haha, well my friend let's just say you better buckle up and prepare for quite a ride. haha :) :) :)
>>53486340
>for tea
its gone 8 lad youre fucking late
keep refreshing
>>53486032
doxxable information desu
>>53486397
thats glasgow
>>53485757
>>53486425
>he doesn't have late teas
usually have tea between 8 and 9 2bh
lesbians lads haha
Manchester United: 1 (One)
Newcastle United: 0 (Nil)
>>53486412
don't unbuckle yourself m8, remember what happened last time
Going to have tea (the drink)
>>53486175
Wish he'd fuck off as well desu
>>53486485
Wew
>>53486412
yanks out
>>53486480
>man utd
>playing the ball forwards
seems unlikely
>>53486465
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to pass it off as their own, the robbing fucking tinks
>>53486480
loadsamoney united: loads
>>53486485
Fucking hell!
What's her name?
>>53486485
janny is gonna flip
need a willy (in my willy)
feeling a bit lonely lads
t. cheltenham lad
>>53486485
HOly fucking wew
F E R T I L E
>>53486537
yanks fuck off
>>53486485
reported
>>53486472
Ewan mcgregor with tits
>>53486581
hi andrew
>>53486485
great hair desu
>>53486581
If I remember correctly, Cheltenham has the highest ratio of females to males under 25 in the UK or has that changed? It was at 9 to 1 at some point i think.
>>53486392
Shall do
>>53486393
Sweet potato is a meme food
>>53486425
It'll be almost ten by the time I go to Morrisons to buy the ingredients, come back and cook it.
>reported
reported
>>53486628
alri cornelius
>>53486533
yanks out my life
>>53486643
>>53486485
this is a sfw board you fucking benders
Have you seen bbc three lads.
This show is like an insight into the mind of the normie. It's like being at the zoo.
Fascinating desu
know a lad who has his dinner round 2230 every day desu
daily reminder Canadians are a million times better than Yanks
yanks out
>>53486710
have they not closed it down yet
>>53486710
>show
FOY
progress is bollock-achingly slow
doing a very comprehensive city poll lads
(preliminary poll) should it be single choice or just allowed to choose all good cities?
>this is a sfw board you fucking benders
>>53486722
madman
>>53486716
those are some right fucking beef curtains
>>53486733
>>53486766
>>53486772
yanks out
Who is your team?
>>53486716
ROASTIE
>>53486716
Those flaps look like a set of balls
need a tight jean gf
>>53486765
first poll should multiple votes with a % threshold for the next poll
>>53486716
why is her butt hole that color
>>53486766
*tips the front of a backwards worn cap*
>>53486716
what the fuck kind of minge is that
>>53486773
>shit-tier sausage
Dropped ;^)
>>53486795
>UK hockey
KEK
>>53486795
>Fife
>Braehead
Fucking hell what bender decided to give them ice hockey teams
>>53486716
>>53485757
Yes. Those women look like the typical Irish bog-dwellers. They have the potential to be pretty if there were to be a bit more genetic diversity but as it is they just look inbred as fuck.
>>53486819
poo comes out of it, frightening thought I know but its perfectly natural.
would you lads
>>53486819
foy
>>53486807
literally every girl
>>53486807
literally my biggest turn on
>>53486795
cardiff devils
just farted fucking lol
alri lads just about to go for my monthly bath, dont forget to keep the
>>53486836
>>53486887
yanks out
>>53486854
>Not supporting the Clan
18
>>53486882
yep, have severe acne for many years and if she has the courage to post a picture of herself then she deserves my willy desu
>UK hockey
>UK
>hockey
>U
>K
>H
>o
>c
>k
>e
>y
>>53486882
not even good potential 5bh
>>53486878
does she not wipe?
>>53486807
>when she turns around
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35292560
>A pre-trial hearing in the case of a Bristol man accused of historical sex offences was postponed because he was unable to walk up the stairs.
>The hearing was told Mr Slade was too overweight to walk up the stairs to the fourth-floor courtroom.
>want to work in Oil & gas
>Oil tanking
>All the major firms shedding jobs
J U S T
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
choose your candidate
Need a Horne gf
Lads I haven't wanked in over a week do I bust a fat load now or let it build up inside me and become an alpha lad?
A reminder that this so called 'man' had another man's cock in his mouth during his lifetime.
IDK why everyone is crying about his death. He legitimised degeneracy.
>>53486999
Do you have a masters/phd in petrology or do you want to do the grunt work?
>>53486968
Who knows, its a strange old world out there mate. Maybe she likes it dark and dyes it in much the same way as whitener is used for the opposite effect. A good wood stain would do it, perhaps Dark Mahogany or Cherrywood.
one of my good mates has literally just told me that him and his recent ex-gf used to have this thing where she would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my mate round and then they would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The most depraved and sickening thing about it is that my mate loved it. He somehow loved the jealousy he felt and really got off on it.
Another thing they would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send him photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with him.
I was literally speechless
he is an actual cuckold
>>53487005
LEIDEN
E
I
D
E
N
>>53487005
**candidates, these are prelims
>>53487039
bit of a hypocrite aren't you
>torbay
>>53487039
he also had sex with a 13 year old. Not even a rumor, it's confirmed true.
>>53485757
>even fat slags only want chad
just cuck my shit up familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cml1_oXRQuk
Is it normal to shit three times each morning?
>>53487094
BRIXHAM
R
I
X
H
A
M
>>53487100
Girl? I can approve
>>53487083
daaaaamn
moar
>>53487090
>freckles
fucking dropped
>>53487059
I've seen girls buttholes and they're normally not that color
>>53486955
>qt face
>qt voice
>tights
>that hand glove thing
this is the most perfect girl I have ever
>>53487083
more
>>53487064
is this pasta
>>53487100
Eh, times were different then. The feminists weren't as powerful and weren't making laws to feel better about their haggard old droopy bodies.
>>53487132
fuck off Finland
>plymouth
>>53487064
That's pretty fucked up 2bh.
>>53487058
Econ from a prestigious uni, want in mid/downstream not the production end of it.
>>53486935
Its up and coming mate.
Calgary are my NHL team
>>53487039
There is nothing wrong with a bit of buggering in your youth
>>53487163
look m8 I think sex with 15+ is acceptable but a 13 year old is a bit fucky
>>53487159
I promise you its not.
got a cup of tea and some christmas cake
Degeneracy and anti Christian rhetoric has left Western Europe lazy, complacent and accepting. This is all backed by Marxists and leftists who control the media (Jews)
>>53487119
P A I G N T O N
A
I
G
N
T
O
N
Us nerds huh? XD
>>53487064
That story makes me uncomfortable
>>53487206
>Calgary
>C
>a
>l
>g
>a
>r
>y
HAHAHAHA
used to do this thing where my gf would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my me round and then we would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The best and most sexiest thing about it is that I loved it. I somehow loved the jealousy I felt and really got off on it.
Another thing we would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send me photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with me.
I am an actual cuckold.
need an american apparel gf
>>53487169
Yanks don't belong in /brit/.
quite enjoying these synthwave anime music videos desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsCtuIkEBsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAhlVRaZ4
>>53487235
>not a pint of tea
weak cunt
>>53487206
>>53487283
One day more! Another day, another destiny. This never-ending road to Calgary!
>>53487311
and Finns do? Also can you not read you fucking mongol piece of shit?
Manchester United: 2 (Two)
Newcastle United: 0 (Nil)
>>53487005
quick reminder to fufill your democratic duty
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
http://strawpoll.me/6520296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
>>53487373
your life: 0 (Nil)
>>53487373
>>>/sp/ cunt
>>53487373
Newcastle scored m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYvQsuVSr4w
Great video. I hope I can be as strong as her one day.
>>53487357
Fuck off yank
>>53487373
more like POOcastle united haha
>>53487309
Agree with this post.
>>53487290
>cuckold
no, you are a wittol. An actual cuckold would be annoyed.
did the man kick the ball again?
did he kick it with his foot?
need a dress gf
had one :'(
>>53487381
>no watford
shit poll
>>53487373
>Football
you should try ice hockey its just better
>>53487444
learn something every day. every day
>>53487482
theres a special option there for you :)
>>53487492
aye, its a strange one how one word also came to mean its own opposite as well.
>>53487486
are you in the vicinity?
>see nigger out in public
>get that "about to be sick" look on my face
>see faggots out in public
>get that "about to be sick" look on my face
Getting cold lads, thought my window was open last night but it's just that cold. Might need to crack out the blanket for on top of my duvet WAHEYYYY
>>53487551
wittol and cuckold are two words though. what the hell are you on about
>>53487381
>no SOUTHEND
shaking my head from side to side manuel
>>53487568
I'm usually sick in my trousers lad ;)
do or do not, there is no try
>>53487555
of where?
>>53487568
>what is a reaction image
>>53487568
>see bigot out in public
>get that "about to be sick" look on my face
>see yank out in public
>get that "about to be sick" look on my face
>>53487571
Put the blanket under the bottom sheet instead of on top, much warmer that way.
>Sweden (Gay)
>>53487624
only a sith deals in absolutes
>>53487635
who are you quoting?
>>53487646
>Yank
I'm not
>>53487627
of my penis
>>53487678
Poetry
>>53487424
>opens up with jews
figures
>see sick in public
>get that "about to be yank" look on my face
>>53487686
I see red white and blue and my mind says poo
Reading my Financial Times on the bus and just caught a girl looking at me, bet she thinks i'm well rich and smart now
>>53487679
>"greentext is for quotes"
i kill a mc (standard)
leave a boys in the evenin (standard)
you are not a top mc you're just (standard)
peng tings in the vip that's (standard)
>>53487732
bigot
currently flirting like mad with two chubby girls on tinder bc attractive girls will always crush me and I could actually get some sex through one of these
>>53487770
fuck off wankashire
got a couple of days off. what should i do with it them?
Get me to the church on time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJCBYUKMvMQ&list=PLQw_lbCD4XSZgnzhMOQ_cRrwbp6FV31oQ&index=7
>>53487804
Paint your bedroom walls red
I am from Germany , I am white , I am an atheist but I open my arms and welcome the refugees . The Qur'an does not teach violence in fact it preaches of peace . Germany will never lose it's culture because there are still people that uphold tradition and the immigrants bring a different culture which is a beautiful thing . The refugees that are coming will only help revolutionize my country . They will learn from us as we will learn from them . I think diversity is beautiful and I don't mind Germany letting the refugees in . My only policy is respect my country which isn't that hard to do . So to you my dear racist/ ignorant bastard I say fuck you very much because we do not need racist people like you who only want white christian power
>>53487764
wow...nice rapping....lad?!
>>53487786
i really needed that today
>>53487793
Post pics
>>53487793
chubby girls are great
lanarkshire > lancashire
9/11 haha...
dead Americans... ha ha
>>53487740
I sometimes catch girls looking at me in the gym (not gonna lie - I've been going for a couple of years now and have a great body) and I feel a little disgusted. We're there to work out, not ogle each other. Completely lose any attraction I may have previously had towards her. She needs to take her workouts more seriously.
