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Fuck off Yank
there's nothing dumber than a white anti-white
https://twitter.com/commienick/status/686925893466505220
>>53483081
have you tried EE yet
I think they combine both t-mobile and orange
I have an orange contract but get t-mobile signal most of the time
>>53483296
could have beat you, chose not to
crayon pop
had a dream my trackpad worked properly again
gf on the right
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rqFRn7LIgB
*starts peeling an orange with my teeth*
*makes eye contact with you*
*keeps peeling slowly*
Azusa
>>53483324
me controlling your mind 2bh
State your name cuz
>>53483313
I don't have twitter but someone please send him this and ask him to explain http://wreg.com/2016/01/11/man-called-white-boy-before-brutal-attack-in-south-memphis/
yes iiii
>>53483387
Barry Glendenning
>>53483350
*looks in disgust at your right ear*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53483387
john cenaaa xDD
lavren
>>53483387
Tom
>>53483388
why?
MAN GETS MOBO AWARDS
THAT'S STANDARD
>be living in UK
>get unironically arrested for a tweet
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Scottish-teacher-arrested-for-tweet-praising-IRA.html?
So much for """""""""""free"""""""""""speech.
And what we doin today?
>>53483350
*licks lips*
>>53483321
on an old phone they a bit better than O2 is now on my new phone
I'll see if I have my T-Mobile simcard floating about and give it a try
>>53483387
mc smally yeh thas my name, gonna go by the flow gonna play the game
Poleaboo will make the headline on the BBC website and his face will be plastered all over every paper in the country
Such a persons life cannot be deemed a failure, right?
>>53483453
because it directly contradicts his argument
I'm wondering if a black-on-white racially motivated attack is not racism in his eyes
>>53483485
you are free to say what you want
just don't expect there to be no consequences
It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new way to see
It's a whole new place, with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all
>>53483516
It's not real
feels good
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rqFRn7LIgB
>>53483485
put a spud in it, Taig
>>53483537
And be the best that you can be!
DOO DODO ODOO ODODOOOOOO
>>53483485
>praising bombing people
serves him right, no better than one of those ISIS supporter accounts tbqh
doing a shower
>>53483534
what
marr
>>53483485
Doubt she'd give the school enough to time to evacuate desu
need some bitcoin
>>53483601
gayboyssaywat
>>53483558
hamilton's too attractive for the fedora meme lad
*starts peeling a banana*
*makes eye contact with you*
*puts down banana out of embarrassment*
wish i had a friend to go travelling with
>>53483552
Fuck off Yank
Fuck off Reddit
*winks at you*
*puts finger in mouth*
*pulls out chewing gum*
*makes miniature gum eyebrows and puts them over my regular ones*
*pisses and shits myself*
>>53483432
>tfw you will never tease Lavrens tite puss through her jawns and rub her chebs while she looks you in the eyes begging you to penetrate her
>tfw you will never deny Lavren sex until she gets so turned on she pins you down and forces your chach inside her
>tfw you will never cum deep inside Lavren
>>53483552
marr
>>53483633
>>53483654
>>53483661
i uploaded it to reddit
>>53483667
>>53483606
that's unironically my cousins last name
/britfeel/ is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as NEETlife
The morning commute can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
NEETlife
Anon's got Papa John's he gets intimidated by the dirty chavs
They love a bit of it NEETlife
Who's that sperg lord marching... you should cut down on your NEETlife mate... get some
good boy points
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Tuesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dole office NEETlife
I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair NEETlife
I post on /r9k/ I sometimes post on /sp/ too it gives me a sense of enormous well being NEETLIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit
Of my heart devoted to it NEETlife
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
It's got nothing to do with CV writing techniques you know
And it's not about you wagies who go round and round and round
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
>>53483696
umm actually it was me?? :)
>>53483656
WOW GREAT POST
moz
>>53483712
Wow! Do you know jeff? He's from America
>>53483552
>Third-world yank plug hanging out of the socket
Disgusting
daily reminder that david bowie is S H I T
anyone know what iD Mobile is
>>53483760
Yeah I know Jeff
>>53483795
Carphone Warehouse's Virtual Operator
I think the run off the O2 masts
Apparently fibre Internet is a thing to boast about in America. I've had it for about 10 years. Why are yanks so far behind? Pretty hilarious.
>>53483795
Carphone warehouse carrier.
anyone fancy sucking a small, smelly penis
>>53483795
Yeah it's an MVNO running on Three. Reviews are shite though.
test
>>53483313
>morrissey background
wew lad
>>53483835
are they still on dial up?
>2 taps 1 sink
>2 taps 1 sink
>2 taps 1 sink
>old world plumbing
>>53483552
>Even your ISP is botnet
fucking lmao. J U S T.
>>53483789
Genuinely had no idea who he was until yesterday. I'd heard the name of course but had no clue
>>53483724
horrendous post
>>53483552
>yanks only just now get fibre
lmao bet you dont have 4g+ either
>>53483835
fiber has been around here for about 10 years.
My state is bigger than your country. Its hard for the entire country to all have the same internet
>>53483835
Fibre isn't a real thing in the UK
Its copper till the exchange and then fibre from the exchange to your house
There's some UK company that does it 100% fibre and they offer 1GB/s speeds but its proper expensive and only certain areas have it
>>53483886
>americans
>>53483211
CHI-CA-NO
>>53483926
>Dutch fiber
enjoy copper
really don't know lads
what an absolute shit thread
>>53484012
i've had a box like that in my house for years
>>53483958
Waaaa muh big. My shitty tiny town has it. Your country has more money, every shitty tiny town should have it
>>53483960
Fuck off Cuck. We also have more than one Internet provider here. Most Americans still have caps on data LOL
is the hateful 8 any good lads
>Fuck off Cuck. We also have more than one Internet provider here. Most Americans still have caps on data LOL
>>53484051
it's because you posted
>>53484001
U AVIN A GIGGLE THERE M80?
never used 4G in my life
I still see it as super-expensive alien tech
>london
>>53484083
If you enjoy black cocks in white's mouth, then yes.
>>53484085
Yank on a proxy.
going to the doctors today lads
going to mention the hemorrhoid in my bum
>>53484001
PIRATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>the north
>>53484127
i do
>>53484059
that means nothing.
>tfw tried to pay with my bank card on the bus today and the driver just laughed at me
I thought you just hovered it over the machine and it scanned? I was so embarrassed I got straight off and walked for 2 hours to get home.
hate driving on the m50
/brit/
The banter is great, the memes are funny, the posts are interesting.
>>53484083
Not taratiinos best, id give it a 7
Revenant is a better film recently released
>>53484122
what is 4g or even 3g
>>53484165
doing a lmaoing@urlyfe rn
Newcastle or Man United lads?
Can't decide who to put my money on, they're both so shit
>>53484165
Actual comcast shill
>>53484078
>Most americans still have caps on data
No.
>>53484078
>Most Americans still have caps on data LOL
Didn't even know data caps existed. Sounds like an austrailia thing
>>53484164
Have fun.
Spoiler: Never trust mexicans
>>53484231
Nil Nil la
>>53484218
was gonna see revenant but its not showing and its either this or the danish girl
is poop music?
>>53484166
It depends on your card mate
It needs to be a contactless card and I think with some banks you need to go online and make it so you can use it on the bus and tube
I live in the North where it's a shilling and threepence to catch the horse and carrige and have only been to London for two days and I know this
found an old facebook post complaining about immigration, all my photos from this year have at least 1 ethnic minority in it
when did i get so bluepilled lads
hare, hare, lives on stair
hare on stair eats only pear
hungry bear does not play fair
poor old hare lost pear to bear
>>53484049
that doesn't even make sense even if you believe in their retarded redefinition of racism i.e. prejudice + power. she is actually saying "its not hateful to hate someone". what a time to be alive.
Poleaboo has made quite a few cheeky pro-ISIS posts today
Wonder if anyone is really watching?
>>53484300
I got a feeling Andy Carrol will come off the bench to grab the winner m8
>>53483346
lyrics?
i'm not a very well english speaker
*tips cap*
yeeeehaaaaa
Hate the fact some cunts didn't control all the wealth
Society is so unequal
Redistribute the wealth from the greedy corporations and give back to the people when lads?
>Society is so unequal
>>53484368
>give me money I didn't earn
>being bald at 23
JUST
>>53484357
dog, dog, lives in bog
swampy dog went for a jog
jogging dog got lost in fog
poor old swampy bogjog dog
© Bucks
>>53484231
there was decent odds on paddy power before for both united and palace winning, might be even better after the shelvey thing
>>53484395
>I have some piece of paper that shows I'm """"""""""""""educated"""""""""""" and I'm stealing money from people the post
>>53483580
completed a shower
somebody has used my flannel
imagine if we redistributed all the money then stopped all inflation lads
I have a dream
>>53484403
>making 40k a week
I'm sure he'll be okay
>>53484223
really mate
>>53484461
yeah i scrubbed my arse with iT
1P-LSD arrived lads
wew
Just out of hospital after a big operation lads
>>53484453
I'm LITERALLY a maintainance man for student flats
going into hospital for a big operation lads
>>53484403
hes got alopecia
was gonna have a go at you for being a meanie but hes a cunt anyway so hahahahahahahahahaha
>she has bow legs
>slight hunch
>ears poke out
>small breasts
>no arse
Yet she still manages to be beautiful and have men doting on her.
>>53484495
How much la
For the bubblewrap ofc?
>>53484545
dats me
writing essay and that
>>53484495
I was just throwing around the idea of taking my last 2 tabs tonight
I can't remember why I don't like it, but I'm sure doing it will remind me.
And it's only 12 hours.
>>53484519
getting a willy ?
>>53484545
Who?
I have bow legs too desu, hate it
>>53484573
Give us the first sentence.
>>53484582
no getting my hands cut off to stop me from posting
>>53484545
bow legs are hot
>>53484434
tnx very RAPpin' btw
Copyleft Anon J.
>>53484582
par
>>53484442
>might be even better after the shelvey thing
Is Shelvey that shit?
dindins was delicous
just ashed in my full coke and swug from my ash can
feels very bad
>>53484590
you still here bow leg lad?
how's your legs?
pfft
stupid norway
>>53484657
yeah got shelved innit
Took 2C-P when I was 15 and had never done a drug and only drank a few times just because the local dealer had no grass and offered this
Was terrible had no idea what I was getting in for wahhhey
>>53484495
Does it have that written on the letter? dont fancy my mummy seeing that haha
open it up and show us what it looks like lad
>>53484507
Nobody has asked me what happened yet so i'll just tell you
I tried to top myself by lighting a firework banger and putting it up my arse, all it did was rupture my intestine in 2 places and im using a colostomy bag
>>53484657
he's very inconsistent
>>53484673
still bowie
yeah am still here will probably never leave
the ride never ends
>>53484577
do you think 1 tab is enough? I have two but am afraid to do both, I weigh 15 stone btw (not fat x)
need a suck
>>53484673
werent they not even noticeable at all
the fucking whiny cunt
>>53484668
nice dinner? nice?
>>53484495
keep us updated la, thinking about buying some myself
>>53484725
suck me
>>53484612
I had that, can recommend
mcdonalds chicken mayo thing is amazing
>1P-LSD arrived lads
>>53484705
no la it came in a sealed plastic envelope, then inside that it's a cardboard 'don't bend' envelope, then this was inside that
>>53484559
£12 for two tabs
>>53484772
spicy one?
>>53484701
i heard it gets pretty wild
>>53484718
don't do 2, way too intense
I was stuck in a 12 hour loop when I did 200ug
>>53484519
>go to hospital for operation in the UK
>because all the actual surgeons are too busy taking cocaine and "consulting" I get seen by "junior doctors"
>they see me last because I am employed, white and make
>they take me into the operating theatre
>instead of using anaesthetic they bore me to sleep with stories about how evil the conservative government is for not paying them the same as investment bankers
>because of quotas my operation is botched by an illiterate Muslim and a woman who has mental issues
>try to sleep but kept awake by people chanting "Thank you for our NHS" for miles around as if spending £180 billion of other peoples money badly is something to be proud of
>get MRSA
>die
need a slightly chubby gf with wide hips and thick thighs suitable for a nice pillow desu
>>53484442
>EPL
>decent odds
>>53484598
cant actually its pretty doxable; the course is relatively unique
>>53484792
https://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.chicken.21.chicken-legend-with-cool-mayo.html
>>53484747
not gonna do it til saturday lad, will do a /brit/ journal that night telling you what it's like, stay tuned
>>53484800
>they see me last because I am employed, white and make
where did you get this idea from
>>53484800
>>53484795
>>53484577
Do you lads do LSD with your mummy in the house?
rolling on his back like an ocelot
>>53484800
Austrian school is in session boys
>>53484794
Started off with spiders everywhere but then I won the world cup. Pissed myself at some point then my mum found me repeatedly saying 'the grass looks like giraffes' the next morning so she took me to the doctor
Id do it again now
>>53483211
doin a poo
>>53484657
no i mean decent odds for betting, since shelvey has gone to newcastle the return for betting on both palace and united to win might go up a bit
but shelvey is a bit shite tbqh
>>53484729
nice yeah nice
>>53484863
probably arrogant students
How's Leeds lads? I'm thinking of graduating to the masterrace in God's own country soon, University there sounds great.
Bit sick of Mohammedans desu
>>53484832
do it you fucking pussy
>>53484863
It's not LSD
and I do it during the night, I'm usually asleep all day anyway
lads Nexus 5X or Moto X Play
>>53484863
I live alone m8, gonna set up planet earth on blu ray, have a few beers and enjoy the ride desu
have a bow willy lads
>>53484863
I do (did)
>>53484832
What's the course
>>53484800
pretty accurate
I wonder if other countries with nationalised healthcare are as weird about it as us
>>53484856
I broke my leg in the UK and despite being in Harrogate of all places, possibly the whitest place left on earth, the hospital was full of beards and their families stinking the place up. It took five hours for them to see me and when I got back home it turns out they set the plaster wrong.
Apart from that the UK Is an excellent country, you're just oddly proud of your shitty health service.
>>53484934
Oneplus 2
https://oneplus.net/uk/2
Same price, better specs.
kek
>>53484800
>>53484915
>Bit sick of Mohammedans desu
>wants to go to leeds
>>53483211
Who is this?
>>53484510
Fucking billionaire
Bet you vote Tories as well
>>53484949
>have a few beers
fucking retard
cold out
>>53484993
would love to but no contract lad
>>53484996
god damn that geezer's got good taste
>>53484996
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
>>53484989
just cos there were loads of pakis doesnt mean they were prioritised lad
>>53485017
FOY
>>53484705
You tried to kill yourself by sticking a firework up your arse? Don't believe you.
>>53485017
AS IT IS FOR MOST OF THE FUCKING YEAR
>>53482877
Ethiopians are caucasoid
>>53485064
i do
>>53484915
Leeds is the best large city in the UK. I studied there as an exchange student and only Newcastle was more fun, but Leeds has more to do. Headingley is GOAT.
There aren't as many brownies as other places plus the locals are all psychopaths so they tend to keep them in line.
>>53485017
I wipe my arse with that flag
Homebrew coming along nicely lads
Opened it up and tried a bit, starting to taste like beer, there's definitely some alcohol there
>>53484973
essay course :)))))))))))))))))))))
yanks out
>Nexus 5X has no SD card slot
hahahaha fucking jew technology
I bet they make most of their money from the storage options hahaha
>>53485108
enjoy your blocked sewage system
>>53484993
got a oneplus x and i'm loving it. no better alternative for the price
>>53483419
Based Barry
Best football weekly
>>53485092
There are only a small amount of east africans in america afaik
she doesn't look east african either
>>53485147
freedophobes BTFO
alright friends what queen would u give a good dicking
>>53485130
just cloud ur shit bro ))))))))))))))
>>53485130
its 2016
use the cloud
>>53485171
yanks out
>>53485124
One big mac please mate HAHA lol xxx
>>53484789
What site la
>>53485171
queen bee (lorde)
lads how do i get all 32GB of my music onto my 16GB device without using an SD card cos it wont fuckin take one
>>53485187
>>53485177
hello schlomo you can fuck right off baCk to israel
>>53485157
Barry>Jimbo>raphael honigstein>side lowe (in spain) >>>>>>jacob 'i hate football stienburg' hate that prick
>tfw I skipped school to watch the royal wedding years ago
>had a fap to the duchess
I'm not fat but some days, probably every two months or so, I'll go on a huge food binge and probably eat about 7000 calories in a day.
Anyone else do this?
What's Newcastle like lads?
Looks cozy desu
>>53485249
buy a better phone
>>53485206
FOY
Why are the mcdonalds portions so small
their burgers and wraps and shit are tiny, even their """"big""""" mac is miniscule
>inb4 fat
53kg
>>53485281
t.fatty
>>53485257
I can never remember their names apart from Barry and Jimbo.
Quite like that bloke who drank all the beers, can't remember his name though.
>>53485249
encrypt it
>>53485281
you fat fuck
prefer kebab myself
hello is this the oneplus shilling forum?
>>53485307
Do they have a double quarter pounder over there? I think it's discontinued here
>>53485222
http://researchchemist.co.uk/research-chemicals/1p-lsd-new/1p-lsd-100mg-2-blotters
hope it delivers to paddy land x
>>53485340
ah nice of you to join us
