saorise edition
crayon pop
Luso
http://strawpoll.me/6518847
http://strawpoll.me/6518847
http://strawpoll.me/6518847
lads
>>53479080
...
moz
Kyary
Anna
Sersh is svelte
also ADIDAS
>>53479595
what fetishes do you guys have?
Small penis humiliation here!
going out now lads buhbye x
>>53479627
>no Fame
Shit list
>>53479646
Go away Grandad
>>53479649
thats been airbrushed to hell and back
>>53479671
gay scat
Turned out not too bad in the end. My omelette kind of fucked up when I tried to flip it but whatever.
how can we get sershlad back
>>53479640
what a cute boy
>>53479675
i know. forgot rebel rebel as well. i always do this
*bashes head against desk*
Azusa
kpop desu lads
>>53479627
>http://strawpoll.me/6518847
space oddity cos it's the only song of his i heard haha
>>53479707
shut UP you WASTE man
>>53479683
hmm have to agree
wasn't even thinking about what I was posting there just went through the motions, realised I didn't even check what folder I was in
>>53479703
/brit/ meet up in liverpool
>>53479512
obviously they didn't try to have a kid at 19 you fucking moron and unless your family is comfortably off you basically have to be a full time mum so you can't have a job
it's like saying whats the point of A+E? people shouldn't be so stupid as to fall over and break their wrists, and if they do they should just get better wrists
>>53476475
NICE BIT OF TUSH
>>53476495
i'd let u heem me xx
>>53479701
>no sauce / dressing
Sad meal desu
>>53479120
should have been £230
bunged her 20 quid for the inconvenience
she'll probably need to spend at least half of that on cleaning products to get rid of the stains and smell though
bathroom looked like I had recently exorcized a demon
>>53479701
Looks alright mate but yeah needs some tomato sauce
might drive to the shop when the roads quiet down and buy some razors. Literally that bored desu. I feel like i'm waiting to die.
>>53479772
>TUSH
fuck off yank
>replying to 1 hour old posts
kill yourself
>>53479796
did you shit on the floor or something
VOTE NORGE
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
>>53479703
>that gif
me on new year's eve
>>53479824
savage
>>53479627
>no Ashes to Ashes
end your life
>>53479859
No, Norwegians are tossers.
Oh i see what you did :^)
>>53479824
It was a nice tush desu
how can I get disciplined lads
can smell Ulster in here
S M E T H
M
E
T
H
>>53479627
>no rebel rebel
wot
>>53479911
*smacks your bottom*
>>53479627
>no changes
>no ashes to ashes
>no laughing gnome
>[edit]
what the fuck is this?
you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's arse. What do?
>>53479627
>No China Girl
Rubbish pol. Make another one.
>>53479834
no, just did an explosive curry shit all around the rim
>>53480009
forgot pic
>>53480009
forgot pic
>i think the smiths are a good band
mother fucker does it say dead nigger storage on my garage?
First ever Asian winners on Pointless
>>53480009
forgot pic
>>53480009
forgot pic
>>53480044
>>53480064
Fuck off, you pair of twats
>>53479911
get a job
>>53480034
disgusting animal
>>53480009
forgot pic
>>53480044
you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general
i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter
fucking dickhead
>>53479668
looks russian to me
>>53479911
Join the Army
>>53480128
ty
anyone here spent time in a psychiatric ward
>some folks are born
What did he mean by this?
>>53480119
oops wrong pic
>you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general
>i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter
>fucking dickhead
>>53480175
Please arrange to send me one. I will meet you on the darknet with a sack of bitcoins.
>>53480200
this is a psychiatric ward
>>53480209
good lad
>>53479665
would smother her in bollock juice
>>53480119
post more asian fuckboys
>>53479993
>>53480031
>>53479948
Thanks for the recommendations. I don't really know him that well.
>>53480258
looks a bit of a man in this one ngl
>>53480044
>>53480119
>>53480064
>>53480133
>>53480238
This gave me a chuckle. Can this be a new gimmick?
>>53479911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
>>53480137
alri jezza
>>53480241
forgot pic
>>53480258
would quite like to see her naked (without clothes) ngl
>>53480238
kek
>>53480284
That's the only pic I have
Forgot pic
>>53480311
all me
>>53480343
well get more
turns out that disabled guy that i was nice to once who now thinks I'm his friend and keeps messaging me on FB and liking all my profile pics came out as gay
feeling fucking HARASSED lads
>>53480241
forgot pic
>>53480209
BIGGUNS
>i live in london
Friend sent me a text about doing something tonight yesterday at lunch but has said nothing since
quite confused and betrayed
>>53480344
>>53480328
>>53480323
>>53480312
>>53480311
>>53480296
>>53480258
>>53480241
>>53480215
>>53480193
>>53480137
>>53480128
>>53480119
>>53480103
>>53480064
>>53480031
>>53479993
>>53479922
>>53479908
>>53479859
>>53479824
>>53479793
>>53479770
>>53479764
>>53479747
>>53479703
>>53479683
>>53479679
>>53479675
>>53479668
>>53479665
>>53479649
>>53479646
>>53479627
>>53479609
>hello there im from london
>>53480424
>I live in the North
how do i memorise something if i have a shit memory
>>53480424
Looks cozy desu
Myleene's derriere
>>53480466
write it down
Shelvey is a newcastle player hahaha
>>53480450
>not one (You)
i am going to disembowel you
>>53480466
i would tell you but you'd forget
>>53480466
write it down
>>53480241
Forgot picture
watching anime LITERALLY rots your brain
Sister brought me up to speed with all the normie music over Christmas and now I CANNOT stop listening to this banger
https://youtu.be/RYzQvj3icjs
>>53480507
How much did they pay the Death Eaters for him?
>>53480480
klassy bird
>>53480450
got the 1st (you)
>>53480534
i brought your sister up to speed with vigorous sex acts if you get what i mean
>>53480532
watching TV rots your brain
wake up sheeple
3 hour exam tomorrow
kill me lads
kill me now
>>53480579
good luck with that shes a lez
How do i achieve this look?
>>53480450
>(you).png
Should rename it "(You)nabomer.png" tÍœbh...
>>53480598
yea but sitting ion /brit/ is really healthy
>>53480534
Gas yourself
>>53480133
Would very much like to enjoy spending some time with our Myleene
>>53480623
london
So there was a mod started up for fallout 4 soon after it was released which promised to be a dlc sized expansion etc and needed voice actors so I thought ok I'll help them out so I sent them 6 files of me reading the script in different styles and he didnt even reply to say no thanks
CHEERS ARSEPIECE
how do i get a body like this
>>53480631
yes
/brit/ is the finest intellects of our generation discussing all manor of stimulating and vibrant discussion
>>53480643
I would 'fuck' her in the 'vagina' if you know what I mean
>>53480658
>>53480621
*kills you*
>>53480621
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>53480504
>>53480511
>>53480513
it's for my driving theory test, figured being 24 i'm a bit late to the party
they just mentioned the horrific betrayal of 1400 children and that Brits showed no spine just like the Germans and the swedews on TV here
did a bit of a kek
>>53480674
oops wrong pic
>>53480621
>I pay £9000 a year to sit in a room for 3 hours
kek
KEK
>>53480658
post them here la
>>53480674
Eat nothing but McDonald's for 3 months
forgot pic
>>53480674
>>53480674
dont eat
>>53480708
ahah again wrong pic silly me!
>>53480718
>paying 9 grand a year for a single lecture a week
>spend rest of time destroying your liver
Where the fuck do tuition fees go exactly?
Alri lads
>>53480727
and call it supersize three
>>53480782
alri lass
lamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR2QHMBw0E
Where do you fall on this chart lads?
rate me /brit/
>>53480687
I do not, could you please elaborate?
>>53480705
the theory test is a piece of piss you spanner
>>53480782
forgot pic
How do I get a body like this?
>>53480707
at least we haven't had any politicians assassinated by mudshits or mudshit sympathisers
>>53480819
forgot pic
>>53480853
now is not the time for bulking, that comes later
>>53480819
forgot pic
>>53480707
leftism is a mental illness
>>53480817
4.5 desu
>>53480819
forgot pic
>>53480853
oops, wrong pic
>>53480817
4 but dabble in 6
>>53480853
join cia
>>53480866
at least we put him in prison instead of giving him a house and bennies
is the gilette mach 3 a good razor?
>>53480853
oop, wrong pic
Just saw some conversations I had on facebook when I was 14. Odd how we sounded so stupid then but can't notice the difference without comparing it to today.
>>53480819
forgot pic
>>53480817
good choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3cwX1wNHQ
>>53480817
Mostly 3, often 4 and sometimes 5
>>53480817
i don't even listen to music anymore
>>53480832
Good lad
hahahahaha
alright lads?
>>53480815
jeremy kyle is the highlight of my day, no matter how much of a failure NEET i am, i'll never be as bad as these guys
>>53480817
4 desu
>i don't even listen to music anymore
>>53480817
>>53480853
wrong pic again haha
>>53480940
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzsGmdmhDTI
>>53480817
Only listen to a little bit of noise so I'd say just below 5 with ambient and IDM.
>no J-pop
baka
>>53480934
Just get regular ass razors and stop letting gillet and friends Jew you with meme blades
A razor cost like 10p to manufacture
>>53480918
Please.
We'd at least give him a knighthood for services to the caliphate
bit cold out
>>53480960
>being proud of being just barely above the dregs of society
sweet jesus
>>53480817
I transcend the chart.
>>53480982
GOOD LAD
O
O
D
L
A
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5o90P6YfEg
>>53480992
j-pop comes under pop you fool
>>53480940
could listen to this all day tbqh
Gonna make a petition to get the word cheeky banned.
where's my reply?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2EGd6aOtV8
>>53480989
Sheet music? Really? What does it say?
Howl like an orang-utan in labour?
>>53481074
>53481102
bit cheeky
>>53481147
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT8BZBjXi9s
>>53481102
(You) Here's your (You)
>>53481008
yeah lad, it's a sorry state of affairs
>>53481136
what language is this?
>>53480817
saw some throat singing in mongolia it was awesome live
>>53481174
Epic!
>>53481150
that girl in the middle must be really straining to have that vein pop out like that
>not listening exclusive to Peruvian pan flute
pretentious
>>53481174
we did it reddit!
>>53481150
How do I become as happy as the man in that pic?
would quite like it if a girl were to sit on my face
>>53481200
gaelic
listening to some patrician kanye and got a bit too into new slaves
hope nobodys home aha was proper belting out the 2nd verse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lqw_iGr_lQ
What genre would you call the music on the Drive soundtrack?
>>53481074
>wassup, derrick! Fancy a bit of impudent or irreverent nandos
>top! lets smash it!
>>53481283
drugs
>>53481307
80s throwback
>>53481307
Indie electronic
got a 50 word essay due tomorrow
really cba
>>53481339
give me topic i'll do it for 50p a word
>>53481299
>american """""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""
>anglos destabilise the middle east and cause refugee crisis
>Germany takes them all in
Can't make this shit up
>>53481292
good girl
>>53481339
godspeed
lel this thread
>>53479561
how do I destroy London's economy?
>>53481074
U are 1 cheeky kunt m8
>>53481299
>1:48
>that hand under the door
that kid is going to have some fucked up nightmares
Had a commit that had more words in the commit message today then what I had changed in the code
>>53481339
>50 words
What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?
Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
>>53481396
fuck off hanz
would like a face on my face
>>53481371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19C6ohkZPU
>>53481396
it's a doggy dog world out there mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5rUOR3HQhY
>Had a commit that had more words in the commit message today then what I had changed in the code
ATTENTION
WHAT: looking for a qt gf
WHO: 4/10 Manc boy who enjoys puppers and cuddling
WHEN: Meet me tomorrow outside victoria station. ill be the one in my trademark trilby and Sonic T-shirt.
Strictly NO YANKS allowed
>>53481405
How did we piss off so many people, we're the Lannisters of history
>>50 words
>
>What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?
>
>Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
>>53481462
is that so you can qualify for a disabled parking space?
>>53481431
what
>>53481411
cap bankers bonuses
>>53481396
Nobody made them
>>53481396
>anglos
since when are the french anglos
>>53481497
I'll take all the yanks then
women don't deserve my time
Ginger beer (non alcoholic) is GOAT lads
>>53481508
I had a 10 word commit message but I had changed two words in the code
sick of it all
just want to lie down and die
>>53481396
when did we cause the refugee crisis?
watching a Vice doc on the Gullah Geechee people in America
small community who keep their 'African' traditions
Interesting as they're black as hell and look like unmixed Africans
>non alcoholic
>>53481607
Stop talking about it and just get on with it
>>53481597
whats a "commit message"?
>>53481597
Wew you must be tired lad
Wish the origin of lisicki was never found out and I could post them with a clear conscience
Is there anything wrong with being teetotal?
>you will never be uplifted by our reptilian Overlords
>>53481577
Hey :3
>>53481634
what I write when I push stuff into my branch so I know what I did
I'm glad I scared away all the fedora posters desu
>>53481624
also they have really strange accents
>>53481644
explain?
>see people mention the plinkett reviews of star wars all the time
>look them up
>they're literally longer than the films
who the fuck watches this shit?
How many of you are a composition of the following:-
>unemployable beta welfare recipients
>right-wing keyboard warriors
>>53481655
Might as well just be in prison.
>>53481681
F O NT
>>53481470
jesus
>>53481701
Honey I Shrunk The Walking Man
