Janny is cool edition
cara
>>53490248
good non-yank
*doing a crosseyed*
going to wank pretty soon here
>yank "comedians"
kpop desu lads
maisie
>>53490335
>burrrr
cold out
Azusa
janny is gonna do one
>>53490341
I fucking hate her so much
>>53490300
How old are you?
>69ing with girl
>about to come
>she moves her face and just makes me cum all over my own body and I have no way of stopping
fuckin hell
>>53490418
janny isn't even awake. reckon we should make dozens of /brit/s before he gets up
>What? It's the easiest of spirits. Not straight of course, fuck that. It's specific tasting drinks that I put myself off like fucking malibu downing it as a 15 year old and vomiting everywhere
>>53490483
he'll lose it
>>53490341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKdpn5Ifb4s
if janny doesn't delete it are we seriously gonna use this one?
was just starting to get comfy in the last thread come back
lads
>he mixes spirits
literally a child
>>53490526
Is that a spigot mortar?
>>53490443
>>53490443
VILLA YOUF
Fucks sakes lads
>>53490444
Was expecting to see a muzzie get literally smacked, disappointing 2bh
Who /lives within walking distance of legal prostitution/ here? As of a few hours ago I do now.
>craft beers or no beers
>>53490519
jim looks a bit like me wahey
fuxake lads
>man poo
>>53490582
lmao
>>53490603
MUUUUH MICROBREWS
>Who /lives within walking distance of legal prostitution/ here? As of a few hours ago I do now.
>>53490582
Are you aware of the screen shot function
Alright lads, CHOOSE :
Final fantasy - 7, 8, or 9?
Donkey Kong Country - 1, 2 or 3?
Crash bandicoot - 1, 2 or 3?
Spyro the dragon - 1,2 or 3?
>>53490596
prostitution is legal here
>>53490637
Why no (you)?
>>53490361
good sunny post
>>53490603
Just called 'beer' here.
VILLA FUCKING WON OMG
>>53490650
Spyro 2 F A M
https://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>53490650
Haven't played FF
DKC 2
Crash 1
Haven't played Spyro
>>53490637
>literally paying someone to have sex with you because you're too repulsive for someone to do it willingly for free
is there any higher level of degeneracy? i think not
BREAKING NEWS: Aston Villa have won a football game.
>Alright lads, CHOOSE :
>Final fantasy - 7, 8, or 9?
>Donkey Kong Country - 1, 2 or 3?
>Crash bandicoot - 1, 2 or 3?
>Spyro the dragon - 1,2 or 3?
>>53490650
FF9
DKC2
Crash 3
Spyro 3
like my seal, lads?
man roll ball with foot
>>53490711
>mna u 3-3
lmao
>>53490582
watching it now
>In the UK 90% of men are no longer virgins by the age of 25
hahhahaahah laughing at any virgins ITT
>>53490648
took a pic so's i'd have it on my phone t b h
>you can get decent odds on man utd and palace winning
>>53490730
That's not your seal
How do you set up a will that is bound by the law? Like if I just write "leave X amount to Y" and so forth on a piece of paper it will be meaningless.
But at the same time I don't want to speak to a solicitor because I'm afraid of talking to people. But I want to kill myself and want to make sure that my assets don't go to certain people.
holy shit
newcastle v man u
hehehe
>>53490664
Only in the vaguest "hurr durr we won't arrest whores" way. Leeds has a decriminalised red light district now where men won't be prosecuted for soliciting.
>>53490650
Crash bandicoot 2
Daily reminder that there are only 3 types of people who don't like football:
>pakis
>benders
>yanks
don't be a nonce lads
>tfw woke up late and it's too warm to enjoy a cup of coffee
>>53490770
yea-huh
>>53490749
not very nice
>>53490776
DESIGNATED
SOLICITING
STREETS
>>53490771
>posting daisy minger
hope you do kill youself
>>53490771
Is that Daisy "Straight outta Alien 3" Ridley?
>>53490794
i want to get into football so I can talk to normies about it but its so fucking boring
ball roll into net molto bene
only Yanks will understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyJedTGa4
>>53490797
GRAB AN ICED CWAFFY OUTTA THE COOLER DUDE IDDLE BE TODALLY RADICAL!
>>53490794
great chat lad
>>53490817
Thanks, I will.
>>53490835
yes
>>53490882
good post
>>53490868
then why the fuck are you posting it here
piss off you fat nonce
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/amber-amour-woman-live-blogged-her-rape-on-instagram-a6800141.html
Lads....
housemate's bf is an ugly cunt baka
some broken women on these dating sites
ahh yes interesting
wew
>>53490771
>tfw no lifting daisy gf
>>53490924
completely fake and she is attention whoring like crazy
>>53490816
Tbh it seems better than just wasting public money on keeping people in prison just because they were bored of wanking and have more brass than sense.
is there a more yank song?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w
>>53490917
look at this poof can't handle the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMohOUC6Ok
karen desu lads
>90% OF MEN IN THE UK ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS BY THE AGE OF 25
>90% OF MEN IN THE UK ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS BY THE AGE OF 25
>90% OF MEN IN THE UK ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS BY THE AGE OF 25
>90% OF MEN IN THE UK ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS BY THE AGE OF 25
why so many threds?
>>53490806
No its not
there's a starman waiting in the sky
>>53490924
why would she have her phone in the shower
and why would the person raping her allow her to use it at all
>>53490650
DKC 1 only real answer desu
>>53491025
who do you know?
>>53491024
can't give yanks the satisfaction
>>53491021
Genuinely surprised that it isn't 99% desu. I don't know anyone (apart from me) who still is
>>53491021
FOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYFOYF
>>53491021
90% of men in the West are lying
>>53490959
is this from isis or the iraqi army? the latter i presume
>>53490994
>>53490959
btfo
>>53491062
ah fuck sorry lads think i just bumped the yank one, was a bit excited after the game
>>53491021
>90%
bit low
>>53491021
THERE'S STILL HOPE
2 YEARS
>>53490959
>that juke
MLG
>>53491021
this actually seems really low to me
like 1 in 10 25 years are virgins????????? bit mad desu
would have guessed like 95-98% 2bh
(not a virgin or over 25)
>>53490835
>Daisy "Straight outta Alien 3" Ridley
>>53491052
Because I know that you saw it in the news and thought to yourself "hmmm I should say this is mine and post it on /brit/"
>>53491107
i dont get it
>>53491077
rebels firing what looks like a TOW at hezbollah in Syria
want a black gf that don't mind abit of racial banter
every single team i support or play in only ever plays well as the underdogs, whats up with that?
>break tooth brushing
>tongue keeps getting cut
>>53490993
>>53491195
Little Syrian bombs are kawaii af :3
>>53491028
>starman
was listening to this early lmao
>>53491246
>having such shite teeth that you can break one by brushing them
fucking hell lad. See a dentist ASAP.
>>53491184
Woah I was worried there for a second.
>>53490951
all women are broken
>>53491246
i have a fissured tongue
very annoying
>>53491288
you don't get life insurance pay outs though
>>53491227
Good luck
>>53491284
yeh iv seen the film. still not following.
>>53491299
sexist cis scumbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0
DON'T
DON'T YOU WANT ME
>>53491308
waaddaaafuuugg
>>53491308
no cure?
>>53491255
We have barely any 'refugees' though and most are in Bradford now.
>>53491262
TOW is american kit
>>53491281
It's had a hole in it for a while now but I didn't bother with it. I'd rather have it removed than filled and filed
It's a molar so at least it's not visible.
>>53491195
i don't understand it
why are hezbollah even in syria? they're fighting assad, isis and the fsa and everyone basically?
>>53491381
Rasheed
>>53491255
Nobody would even want to go to the top nations though, they even have an exodus of natives going on.
still haven't got any uni offers yet lads
should I be worried
>>53491321
That's fine I don't have life insurance and have no intention of taking out such a policy.
still in shock at my mate being an actual cuck
>>53490650
FUCK
I know i'm late but please pick Crash Bandicoot.
Any of them is fine but i hope you pick 3.
>>53491308
>>53491381
One refugee is too many.
the other thread still has 40 posts left
what is going on
where is the freeman
>>53491426
It's literally like an 8 team fight
>>53491411
>eating sugar
>not brushing and flossing daily
are you 11?
>>53491426
Hezbollah are Iranian puppets
>>53491454
are you the one who's friend offered you sex with his gf
>>53491427
No.
Just saying we have loads of pakis but not many refugees compared to other Western Euro countries.
>>53491465
he doesn't tell us what to do before
took him round the back of the bike sheds and give him a good beating
he won't be troubling you again
>>53491426
hezbollah is a strong ally of assad and they fight together against rebels and isis
HE DOES IT FOR
>>53491500
no (but if he did id probably say yes)
If anyone of you were here earlier when I said that my aunt might of broken her back, doctors just said she's paralysed for life from the waste down.
>>53491381
Actually sly Dave sent the fuckers to some random Scottish island.
>>53491465
it was made by the most autistic poster on /int/, amazed it lasted this long at all
never ask the weight of the emperors cauldrons
>>53491513
HEY
>>53491537
What really?
Poor islanders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkDo4cTuSTc
>>53491538
it says an aussie flag mate so dunno why you're claiming to have made it??
>>53491533
>waste
Completely paralysed then?
>it's a southern/northern argument episode
why are these /brit/ episodes the best, always have me in stitches
Tea's still 45 minutes away lads. Not hungry yet thankfully.
Deals were shite again in morrisons. Some polony for 9p and the usual bread. Bought a crown instead of fillets to try and save money but I'm not convinced it's worth it really.
>>53490650
Definitely Spyro 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWNG8XuQvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ufK16v0Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80glSiPnbY0
>>53491538
FOYL (Fuck Off Yank Lover)
>>53491533
>>53491580
Mean't waist
Right then lads going to watch some television
>>53491579
excellent banter
>>53491483
>flossing
You are supposed to use interdental brushes. Flossing is what they did last century.
>>53491559
yeah they all got sent to the western isles
Sweden sent them to the Arctic
>>53491537
>>53491559
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3366575/Senseless-Syrian-refugees-foisted-remote-Scottish-island-high-unemployment-poverty-given-perks-locals-don-t-enjoy.html
>Be British
>Searching British porn
>Find Scottish amateur home made porn
>Drunk drugged up aggressive scottish couple fucking, swigging back cheap cider and listening to techno
>Man starts shouting at camera in thick scottish accent
>Gets out a gun
>Realise he's mugging me
>Subtitles read "If you don't give me your credit card details i'm going to track your IP and shank you"
>Realise i've been mugged by scottish porn video
>Lose hard on
>>53490924
>Ms Amour, who was in South Africa to promote her "Stop Rape. Educate" campaign,
Wow she sure got some promotion huh
>>53491638
THE
DAILY
>>53491533
What a wastewoman.
>>53491533
will she have to wear a nappy?
CAUSE I USED TO BE A LOSER KID
WHO ALWAYS RAN AWAY AND HID
>>53491483
No but old habits die hard.
>>53491133
Straight out of my father's yearbook, m8
why are landlords in England not required to keep their homes habitable for the duration of tenancy?
Why are the english all wittols* for tory bastards?
_____________________________________________
*noun archaic
a man who is aware and tolerant of his wife's infidelity; an acquiescent cuckold.
>>53491611
>>53491579
you edjiyts
was talking about the yank """muh heritage""" thread you utter spastics
IMAX is shite
>>53491638
>>53491559
>>53491537
HAHahahahahahah I visited the Isle of Bute once
tiny and depressing as fuck if it's not the summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2KwQ4eM2A
most """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dj's"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in UK and Ireland
I WAS WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR
This is THE GOAT video game theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73n7HTcmb5g
>>53491690
I find my cupboard very liveable thank you very much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTEiKCLVllg
cloning my willy lids
Had a dream I pulled down a girls knick knicks and put my willy in her bum I orgasmed irl pretty sure and willy was a bit wet when i woke up x
>>53491690
Fuck off corbynite
>>53491255
you're right man. USA has no culture
>>53491705
never reply to me again scum
>>53491690
because that would be a disincentive to be a landlord and build homes
>>53491689
Alright then you win. How do you feel about your town seal being in the news?
>>53491610
stewart copeland needs to get back into video game composing, hot damn
don't forget spyro 1's soundtrack. comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LkB4j5hYiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcKr3KKNrZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg2869Ff_co
>tfw comfy childhood ps1 days are over
>>53491677
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?
Don't let the rest of /int/ see this post lads
>>53491411
>>53491709
I wanted to do a cycle tour of the Inner Hebrides at some point desu, will cross Bute off the list now.
>>53491731
absolute bang errr
>>53491731
WHEN I MET YOU
>>53491779
barbra streisand effect
@53491772
stop trying to fit in you bellend
>>53491733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYaM5lc1_4
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wOoHrviszU
>>53491762
but fuck those egg thieves
>>53491761
It's pretty funny 2bh
http://gawker.com/whitesboro-residents-vote-to-keep-seal-that-sure-looks-1752400558
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/whitesboro-ny-seal_56903e39e4b0c8beacf72453
Is it worth redoing your 2nd year at uni if you fail it?
>>53491762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnv4zJsVyDo
>>53491757
So they're not great condition but at least we don't have a shorta--
>>53491709
>>53491537
>>53491622
>bring in "refugees" and send them to what is essentially British and Swedish Siberia in camps
>make sure the public knows of the atrocities the "refugees" have caused
>Germany unbans mein kampf and the public react to Christmas rapes by attacking "refugees"
The curtain has fallen, lads, and I support this new regime.
Might inject some propofol
>>53491608
why do you go to morrisens and not tescos
>>53491792
no you melt
its nice, just only during the summer because the weather in scotland is pigshit
there is also an island called great cumbrae, absolutely tiny but its literally a perfectly looped road and has a billion bikers on it
Arran was the best island, went hiking there, and they had some great isolated beaches. can't remember the other islands I went on as they were small and irrelevant
>>53491885
might as well
>>53491749
I didn't say you had no culture, just that it wasn't anything to be proud of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>53491885
>Failing any years at university
>>53491608
are you still on yank timezones
>>53491921
we have a shortage because of government policy and too stringent regulations
Any of you lads ever worked in a bakery or bakery department? Thinking about applying for a job at one. What's it like?
>>53491933
Meant because of the refugees m8 :^) don't want to get my bike nicked.
>billion bikers
There was me thinking I was being original.
>>53491929
>he thinks it's over
It's only just begun lad. Merkel just said to expect 10 million refugees once winter finishes.
>>53491939
these girls look about 12
what the fuck
>>53491972
tbf im having dinner right this instant
These videos relax my map-painting autism so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHhJj9o292k
Sliced my finger a bit whilst cutting bread earlier baka
Even needed a plaster lel
>>53491889
thanks for the migraine la
>>53490650
>Final fantasy - 7, 8, or 9?
9
>Donkey Kong Country - 1, 2 or 3?
2
>Crash bandicoot - 1, 2 or 3?
1
>Spyro the dragon - 1,2 or 3?
1
me from yday (the one with the spanish flag haha)
i thought the pokelads would be glad to know ive ditched all the ledges except mewtwo (just for boosting really, he's level 80 from expsharing with elite 4) and am currently training a raichu and a lapras. also i just broke 100 on my pokedex so gonna have a little bong to celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcRKDfIbx9g
C H E W N
Is Van Gaal the funniest miserable man ever?
>>53491981
Worked in a local butchers when i was 18
>>53491981
You have to get up at the arsecrack of dawn I know that.
>>53491933
Did you go on your own?
>>53491932
I live two minutes from Morrisons.
Whos watching this Derren Brown thing on 4? Been alright so far
>>53492016
Yes, and this will make the krauts vote for somebody to take action, I won't be surprised if merkel gets assassinated by the end of her term
What games do british people like?
>>53492025
FOY
>>53491976
>and too stringent regulations
that part's wrong.
>>53492035
np laddo
>>53492051
What was it like?
>>53491972
Nah just a posh cunt and posh cunts have tea late.
>mfw Americans call spaghetti 'noodles'
stupid cunts
>>53492070
D O X
surround every morrisons in the somerset area lads
>>53492084
suicide
>>53492070
my condolences
>>53492084
Playing Darkest Dungeon right now, it's making me depressed.
>>53492107
made me smelly haha x
>>53492046
Exquisite post
*cough*
>>53492027
very good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY
If this video doesn't give you an immediate, full strength stiffy then you need to >>>/leave/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ
>>53492131
we call it spaghetti mate
>>53492131
I've never heard an American call spaghetti noodles
>>53492084
FIFA
>>53492122
got used to eating dinner at 6 on weekdays because parents always ate at 8 separately from us
but 10 is fucking cutting it mate
>>53492164
you get dank cuts of meat on the cheap la?
>>53492172
Innit m8
My favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-LlTUiS4Kw
>>53492131
>>53492188
I've heard Canadians call spaghetti noodles, never a yank though.
what do yanks call bangers and mash?
