>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
>>53472457
Yeah! Fucking guitar-umentaries! Squiddley diddley waaaaaah rock on
>British documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwvH6YhqIM
>American documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L_1teHLycw
came here to upvote the thread
>>53472457
that's what freedom's like you little commie muslim dick loving unfree asshole europoor, I bet you don't even have Wal-Marts or guns in your country. 2nd amendment in defence of my rights as a sovereign citizen YEEEHAAAW G-d bless and peace (through superior firepower) out
fucking communist ratfaced chinknigger slavshit...
United Kingdom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ
United States:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAcyTXRunY
>tfw BBC documentaries are becoming more and more ADD-edited like American documentaries
>He will die some day
>american documentary
>"DID NAZIS DEVELOP WARP DRIVE? Find out - right after the latest episode of Pawn Stars."
>>53472779
No, he won't
Americans can't handle anything that they deem "slow". They often flood IMDB and other sites like Amazon with their reviews:
>YEA SURE WAS A DANG NICE DOCUMENTARY I GUESS BUT I FELL ASLEEP AFTER TWO MINUTES 2/5 BEST I CAN GIVE TO THIS INFERIOR EUROPEAN PRODUCT
>>53472786
Hahaha this describes history channel perfectly these days. It used to be quite good back in the day.
>>53472786
Not all American stuff is like this, Vice is a really good show and their youtube channel is excellent as well
>>53472779
hell be fine
LMAOing @ Amerifats right now
>>53472786
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>>53472835
>back in the day
Ancient aliens
>>53472786
>American documentary
>FRAME FREEZE
>RECORD SCRATCH
>You're probably wondering how I got here
>>53472899
More than six years ago, Eesti.
Does anyone think that this speeding up of practically everything around us will be one of the major things holding us back in the future
We are changing our brains, no one can read any book these days and concentrate for more than 15min
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF STORAGE WARS
>America
more like ADHDica
>>53472779
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>53472786
You're forgetting the endless replays of identical cut-scenes before and after each commercial break.
>American documentary
>Stupid, unnecessary scripting through out the film that distracts the viewer from the point of the film
>convoluted, "techy" looking graphics with retarded stats like HOW MANY NAILS IT TOOK TO BUILD WTC (never forget 9/11)
>>53472457
You have no idea how bad things really are.
>>53472947
We'll just have to learn how to multitask better.
>no one can read any book these days and concentrate for more than 15min
This is not true and you know it.
>>53472954
Fuck you, Dave Hester saying Yuuuup is the funniest shit on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6owgB_2Y2k
>>53473068
AYYYYYY
>>53472947
yes, people born '90+ are already fucking retarded and it will only get progressively worse
>>53473068
>>53473068
Maybe they thought that Attenborough spoke in a too British way and that would trigger the freedom-loving population of the USA into thinking that those GOSH DARN RED COATS ARE AT AGAIN :D
Yep, pretty much.
>Watching British documentary about an event or period in history
>Neil Oliver or David Dimbleby telling the story of what happened, interspersed with written accounts and artifacts of the day
>Watching American documentary about an event or period of history
>Bunch of sensationalist shit about how much of a hard cunt some king or leader was, interspersed with clips of a shitty, low budget reenactment that looks awful
>>53472954
Pretty sure there is a brit version of storage wars and it is the most awful shit you could think of.
It's like if you gave 20 jeremy kyle contestants money to bid on containers.
>tfw my mum watches it
>>53472643
them ant sound effects
>American documentary
>spider runs away from praying mantis
>trips and falls, then gets back up
>>53473068
*smack lips*
WE WUZ MANTIS AND SHIIET
HOL UP HOL UP
SHIIIET CHECK OUT THAT IMPALA EATING SOME SHIT OFF THE GROUND
LOOK AT THAT FOOL
THAT GEPARD IS GONNA FUCK HER UP REAL GOOD
YO GEPARD STARTS YO
WORLD STAR
WORLD STAR
IMPALA LEAKIN
HE LEAKING
WORLD STAR
>>53472869
>Vice is a really good show
>>53473284
kek xDD
>>53473030
>THIS TANKER IS THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS LONG
>THIS SKYSCRAPER IS FIVE FOOTBALL FIELDS TALL
>THIS BACTERIA IS ONE MILLIONTH SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD
>>53473278
>Pretty sure there is a brit version of storage wars and it is the most awful shit you could think of.
Well yeah. The only thing worse than American remakes of content from other countries is other countries remaking content from America.
>>53473362
holy fuck kekd hard
Posting a classic
https://youtu.be/1ssbgJ3D6cw
>>53472786
>commercial break about to start
>show flip-transition to overlay with swoosh noise
>fan quiz pops up with repetitive techno beat in the background
>"how many freedoms did Nadzi Germany have?!
>a. 1
>b. 9
>c. None
>4. Burger"
>>53472899
i once saw an episode of ancient aliens from the start......and it's actually pretty normal factual but out of nowhere the narrator brings up the question "but is it more to the god of thunder, thor than mainstream historians let us believe?"
>>53473337
I think so yeah.. particularly there current events reporting on stuff like Ukraine, ISIS and Paris post Charly Hebdo. Very infromative, Hipsterish and self involved maybe but they do go quite in depth and offer multiple perspectives in most of their reports
>>53473362
>DID YOU KNOW FOOTBALL FIELD IS ABOUT ONE FOOTBALL FIELD LONG?
![[legos intensify].png](https://i.imgur.com/E4csr5Z.png "[legos intensify].png")
>>53473284
Can't believe someone else has Rooney's pics from that interview.
>>53472643
>roaring ant lion
>screaming ant
Fucking hell
>>53472643
>>53473337
What is with this meme?
>>53473535
They're pretty much all over /tv/ m8
>>53473439
2 minutes in and they're already savaging the frogs
>>53473495
>report multiple perspectives
Okay I can understand how you could think they've informatove or whatever, but how can you really think they show multiple perspectives? That literally the sole reason why the media industry considers them a joke.
>>53473576
>Quick cuts
>That blue cgi modeled ant
>Needless slow mo
>Sound effects when the ant falls
>Other random sound effects
>Over acting internet woman for no reason
>More random animal sounds, including like a fucking goat and tiger roars
>More CGI
>>53472891
HA!
>>53473292
Lel
>>53473439
>comparing Washington with Napoleon
>muh freedom loving hero vs muh bloodthirsty warmongerer
>>53473439
>subtitling french accents
Literally CAN'T get more american than this
>>53473439
Are Americans this stupid? They compare one of the most innovative, important and dangerous generals of all time to Napoleon
>>53472643
>it's not a parody; it was actually uploaded by the Science Channel
>>53473439
>That pseudo-British accent
>That music
>That CGI
>Dedliest Warrior
>AY SHARLENE THEM FREAKY LITTLE BUGS IS ON TEEVEE AGAIN
>JAYSUS CHRAIST AINT NO NEED TO YELL IN A GODDANG TRAILER TRAVIS
>>53473895
I know right
>>53473439
>their puppets even have blood
>>53473068
>>53473966
>>53473068
I think people are confusing documentaries with sci-fi shows...
Not only that but the only channel that does anymore documentaries is the Smithsonian channel...
>>53473068
I always heard that America dubbed over Attenborough. I always see Americans go crazy over him though so I don't know why they would do that, or maybe it's just the minority internet users
>>53474113
>>53474073
do you mind if i save this image to my hard drive?
>>53474142
>maybe it's just the minority internet users
I'm pretty sure it's mostly just Reddit 2bh.
>>53473439
>the bloodthirsty french emperor and his vicious reign of terror killing gazillons people
>>53472703
absolute lols
>>53473439
I made it about 20 seconds in.
PBS is OK mostly.
>>53472760
Germans make good documentaries.
>>53474142
you see the effect it had on the minority
imagine that on a mass audience, mass chimp-out
"HEY MAN WHATS THIS HOLLYWOOD VILLAIN DOING TALKING ABOUT NATURE", mass royalist rioting, president assassination
>Watch tv in america
>Commercial breaks every 5 minutes
>Almost entirely composed of commercials for legal aid (lawyers and tax aid), fast food and various miracolous weight-loss pills.
>They cut off commercials halfway through to skip to a different one.
>>53473439
This is satire? I'm so confused right now.
>>53473292
You're not actually that far from the truth. Americans actually enjoy this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U
>>53474215
>napoleon was le great leader he dinedunuffin
-every frog
you're not allowed to idolise evil imperialists, fucking racists
>>53474311
totally serious
>>53474249
But PBS is the BBC; only documentary channel is the Smithsonian
>>53474278
>DVR
>Skip commercials
>Dont pay 200$ a year for the BBC
>American comedy
>fades to black and back in the ovbious 5 minutes marks for the commercial breaks
>laugh tracks even when there is no joke
>every character is seen speaking about weed and sex very loudly in any ocassion, no such thing as privacy
>British comedy show
>CHEESE PETRIL
>actors are ugly
>all houses look old as fuck in the inside
>racist jokes every so often
>>53474311
this is AMERICA
>>53474349
>>53473439
>>53472643
>>53472703
Is this shit because Americans are dumb or is it because film and documentary producers think they are dumb?
>>53474393
The BBC is so worth it though. BBC radio alone is worth $200 a year, as anyone who listens to Radio 4 will testify
>>53472703
>>53474401
>brits are racist
fuck off
>>53472457
Attenborough is one of the greatest natural historians of all time in terms of his contribution to the educational enrichment of mankind and his ability to bring nature to life and make us understand it and love it. He is probably one of the greatest Britons ever to live and should have his face put on a British banknote when he dies.
>>53474418
Little bit of both 2bh
>>53474418
It's what you get when you have underfunded public service broadcasting. There's no quality competition, so they all appeal to the lowest common denominator.
British TV is only good because all the commercial channels have to compete against the BBC
>>53472703
This honestly looks like parody.
>>53473362
NO STAHP I CAN'T
>>53473439
Blood thirsty Napoleon is no match for the greatest man ever on the planet named George Washington FREEEEEEEDUM!!
>>53474073
Saved
>>53474438
>BBC radio alone is worth $200 a year
But it's absolute garbage; do I really want to hear about systematic racism in Scotland? Thank goodness for streaming podcasts through various services that are free for service. NPR whores itself as a BBC radio affiliate and its shit
>>53473362
>>THIS BACTERIA IS ONE MILLIONTH SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD
This thread is killing me.
>>53474588
You're a fucking idiot. What the NPR gets is just the BBC World Service
I'm talking about the real BBC domestic radio stations you dumb fuck.
>>53473292
https://youtu.be/uvuoaQqaqRY
>>53473362
>yfw football field will be adopted into American imperial system as a legitimate measurement of distance, area and length
>>53474633
>What the NPR gets is just the BBC World Service
Yes, difference is ththat we are not paying 200$ a year for this lousy service. Not only but the BBC 4 is a glorified podcast at a premium price
> BBC domestic radio stations you dumb fuck.
You can find these streams online and they are absolute shit
>>53474689
The essential mix alone makes Britbong radio the greatest
![bbc_radio_logos[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RiMBZpQ.png "bbc_radio_logos[1].png")
>>53474689
The BBC World Service is a tiny fraction of the entire radio service.
>Not only but the BBC 4 is a glorified podcast at a premium price
Hahahaha. You deserve the shit they feed you
>>53474438
radio 4 can be good when they're not playing the "LOOK AT HOW LIBERAL I AM" game
>>53474633
In fairness, it doesnt matter how good the BBC productions are. You are forced and threatened into paying them.
BBC might make some good things but you aren't given a choice if you want it or not.
>>53472703
Why did National geographic add the stupid fucking background music? i had to strain to hear the lyrebird at times over that goddamned stupid fucking music.
>>53474528
>implying Nova, Nature, Frontline, etc. aren't based
>>53472786
>american documentary about vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing
>NEXT ON SCIENCE CHANNEL: HOW THE NAZIS ALMOST WON THE WORLD WAR TWO
>>OOOOOOOH DEM
>>GOSH
>>DARN
>>COMMIE NAZIS EY CLETUS AND JIMBO HOP ON OVER HERE WE GOT SUM LIBERATIN' TO DO
>>>ok dad
>>NOW KIDS LETS WATCH HOW YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER AND HIS SON AND MY UNCLE AND NEPHEW AND SISTER'S DAD FROM HIS MOM'S LINE DESTROYED DEM EVIL NAZI SYMPATHIZIN' ATHEISTIC GERMANS
>>>but dad I thought you said our ancestry was german during the last july 4th barbecue party
>>YOU'RE GOSH DARN RIGHT IT IS CLETUS, BUT MY FREEDOM LOVIN' IRISH BLOOD BOILS AT THE MENTION OF GERMAN NAZI COCKSUCKERS
>>53474812
I've learnt so much history and science and philosophy just from this one programme
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2Dw1c7rxs6DmyK0pMRwpMq1/in-our-time-archive
It's an amazing radio station. Also the Today programme is the best thing to wake up to
>>53474862
>some folks are born
What did he mean by this?
>>53474827
You could make the same argument against any public service.
>>53474812
Indded, their science programs are usually pretty top-notch.
>>53474787
Why would I want censored radio at 200$? I can get the same opinionated news through streaming services that are for free
>>53474807
Why would I listen to something that I want to or the same mundane topics? You ever streamed podcasts? Not only that but I can stream those same services for free over here without the 200$ tax
>>53474812
BBC/CBC/NPR all have the same stupid problem with covering these topics
>>53473362
>THIS BACTERIA IS ONE MILLIONTH SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD
Nah they use width of a human hair desu. Not that that's better.
>>53474807
Love a bit of BBC Asian Network
>>53474899
>some folks are born made to wave the flag
not commies
>>53474945
>I can get the same opinionated news through streaming services that are for free
No you can't. Have fun with your """Learning Channel"""
>>53473439
>200 years of speculation will be buried
Oh god even americans arent this stupid. I've never heard anyone even consider this scenario its so dumb.
>Dual survival
>Man woman wild
>Man vs wild
>Survivorman
>Naked and afraid
What's with americans and surviving in jungle? lol
>>53474827
If you say "I don't watch live TV" then you don't have to pay the licence fee. I hope they reform the system soon though
But yeah, you are forced into paying to keep child rapists alive in prison. You are forced into paying for lots of things. That argument is weak as fuck
>>53474945
>muh $200
The radio doesn't cost us $200 you moron. I said I thought it was worth that.
The BBC licence fee covers the internet service, radio and television channels
>>53474945
if the other option is to watch ADHD jump cuts and oh so epic trailer music over mediocre-tier production nature shows with half of the run time being adverts I'd much rather pay the 200€ tax to be honest with you friend
>>53474963
Though definition of aeter is pretty retarded to be truthful.
>"Today, the meter is defined to be the distance light travels in 1 / 299,792,458 seconds."
>>53474861
But NOVA/Nature are rebroadcasted BBC shows
Have you even bother watching Frontline? Only ISIS/Syria/Putin
>>53474850
A lot of the stuff they added, both visual effects and music, just made shit harder to actually see or hear. American adaptions are literally "how you want your documanety senpai" "just fuck my shit up" tier
>>53475022
We want to see people catch diseases your people get or freeze to death
We're basically Sadists.
>I listen to the radio
>>53473439
We've effectively got the point where these shows are undistinguishable from what you used to see in made-up TV shows that people are watching in asylums in dystopian films or political satire
What a time to be alive
>>53473439
17:00 USA USA USA USA
>>53473439
tbqh I'd watch it for Mack
>>53475032
*meter
>>53475022
getting back to their roots lad
>>53475032
what's retarded about that? many american ways of measuring distance are way more retarded
I'd rather have a unit that relates to the maximum speed limit of the universe than some arbitrary length that's defined as some old dude's boot size times his dick in inches
>>53475032
i apologise on behalf of science to america that it is not measured in relation to something more relevant to their culture, like burgers
>>53475109
I wonder if the creators ever stopped to think how fucking stupid and embarrassingly ironic the thing they're making is.
>The moderation on /int/ has gotten so bad people are just straight up reposting 2 year old green texts from different boards now
God damn just shut this board down already
>>53475013
But these are reality shows
>>53475023
But 200$ is still a lot of money for all these services
>>53475024
But you are confusing sci-fi shows with documentaries. Why bother covering the same topics that the BBC did in the 1950s-1960s?
>1958 Disney film White Wilderness, which won an Academy Award for Documentary Feature, in which staged footage was shown with lemmings jumping into certain death after faked scenes of mass migration.[9] A Canadian Broadcasting Corporation documentary, Cruel Camera, found the lemmings used for White Wilderness were flown from Hudson Bay to Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where they did not jump off the cliff, but were in fact forced off the cliff by the camera crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOs8MaR1YM
>american documentaries
>>53472786
Seeing how much History Channel run Pawn Star and other literal garbage related stuffs one would wonder if merkins are obsessed with junks,
>>53475228
>this butthurt
>>53474489
I fucking wish
>>53472457
President Camacho likes our documentaries better, the british guy talks like a fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
>>53475049
>But NOVA/Nature are rebroadcasted BBC shows
No they aren't.
>Have you even bother watching Frontline? Only ISIS
Lately, yeah, but they've done a lot of interesting stuff.
Also forgot to mention all the nice documentaries Ken Burns makes for PBS.
The best thing to do is to take the best content from multiple places. For instance, I like listening to that BBC radio show, In Our Time, that a brit anon mentioned. Just listened to a nice episode about the California Gold Rush the other day.
>>53474881
This is top tier, they bring in experts on whatever they discuss. Listened to an episode yesterday on the Shahnameh, two of the guests were Iranian and providing all kinds of perspective while directly quoting it in the original.
>>53473207
Nah he has the right British accent Americans like and his voice is God tier.
They probs just wanted to cash in on how big Opera is, she has a cult following who will consume everything she touches.
>>53475022
It's a metaphor for their love of interracial cuckoldry.
![bbc+prog[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IfsNnTw.png "bbc+prog[1].png")
>>53475232
>But 200$ is still a lot of money for all these services
No it isn't
If you compare what you get to a good newspaper subscription (the BBC news website almost makes them irrelevant), or a good TV channel subscription (like HBO), or something that provides many services like Sky, the BBC is *insanely* good value for money
You are judging the BBC on what it exports, which is a mistake, because the most of the best BBC television stays domestic
>>53475324
would honestly prefer obama if he was more like this
>>53475283
I actually agree with points the post is making. The fact that the mods are allowing reposts to make the frontpage just pretty much confirms that /int/ has turned into /b/ for me.
>>53472457
>>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>>TO THE MANTIS
Bravo Nolan
>>53475329
>No they aren't.
Kens burns have done about 2 dozen shows
>but they've done a lot of interesting stuff.
Several years ago
>Just listened to a nice episode about the California Gold Rush the other day.
You mean a glorified podcast episode thats done by some random University intern
>>53475435
or like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z9Hvo7p8Dw
>>53475460
>>but they've done a lot of interesting stuff.
>Several years ago
It's only lately that they've just been doing the same ISIS shit.
>You mean a glorified podcast episode thats done by some random University intern
Have you even listened to it? Like >>53475352 said, they always bring on a bunch of experts on whatever subject they're discussing.
>>53472457
>Stealing greentexts from /t/ for cheap (you's)
That's pretty low OP. But /int/ is pretty much /b/ now so who really cares anyways.
>>53473932
americans say jeezuz
stop appropriating irish culture shitlord
janey mack
>>53473439
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>53472947
What makes you think reading a book is the most efficient way to learn? Perhaps there will be better, faster ways to learn to keep up with our sped up brains.
>>53475437
>frontpage
>>53475431
>the BBC is *insanely* good value for money
So its like Hulu/Netlfix/Amazon prime but more expensive?
>because the most of the best BBC television stays domestic
But they stream it online on non-bbc websites
>>53474881
>Every broadcast from 1998
>Available now 500+
Why you do this to me man?
>>53475590
>USA flag
What a surprise!
>>53475603
>So its like Hulu/Netlfix/Amazon prime but more expensive?
Except no commercial pressure to produce too much common denominator TV, plus they run nearly 60 radio stations.
>>53475180
It wasn't originally defined at that their original definition turned out to be wrong.
"it was originally planned so that the circumference of the Earth would be measured at about forty million meters."
So they had to come up with another definition.
Its a cleaner system but they kind of had to fudge the definition of the measurent of length which almost everything else is based on.
>>53475595
>Being this new
What the fuck do you think page number 1 is? Are you confused because reddit uses the same term. Get out of here newfag scum.
>>53475545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Frontline_%28PBS%29_episodes
60 minutes does a better Frontline than Frontline
>Like >>53475352 said, they always bring on a bunch of experts on whatever subject they're discussing.
You mean how they regurgitate the same shit found in a classroom textbook? Its ridiculous
>>53475738
>[Catalog]
>>53475590
>with our sped up brains
Lay off meth, Billy Bob.
>>53475022
i thought man vs wild was english
>>53475437
Not the original complainer but I never understood how the Polish CP poster always came back.
>>53475437
You talk like a fag
>>53475745
>You mean how they regurgitate the same shit found in a classroom textbook? Its ridiculous
They do entire episodes about detailed subjects. So unless your textbook had enough content about each topic to fill up a half hour you're wrong.
Very good posts my Latvian friend
>>53475708
You mean the super strict censor laws regarding content? Or how OfCom does all the censorship of the BBC including food
>plus they run nearly 60 radio stations.
Streaming services offer several thousand alternatives
>>53475565
>But /int/ is pretty much /b/
Not completely there aren't trap threads.
>>53475763
The catalog is access to all valid posts without a pagination system. Page number 1 is called the front or frontpage and has been since the beginning. Thanks for also showing how new you are.
>tfw really liked this program
>tfw it has all the tropes euros hate
>tfw animal planet is shit now
>>53475719
>So they had to come up with another definition.
Yeah, but compared to the system USA uses, defining metre again so that it's accurate is far more better than just using that same old archaic boot size times dick length in inches
>>53475565
Who gives a shit if he "stole" it from /t/, or any other board, or your mom's dildo cupboard? are you going to start rocking back and forth and hitting yourself?
>>53475437
Mods and janitors aren't in control of content quality. They clean up the worst of shit, /int/ posters are responsible for goodposting.If you want to improve the quality of /int/ the only way is to make better posts.
meta posting is shitposting
>watching american documentary about evolution
>"our brains evolved because we started to eat meat"
>the remaining show is about how good is to eat meat
>thanks for watching sponsored by a 'jew meat corp'
Now i know why americans refuse to believe in evolution.
>>53475822
Most of the time the content discussed involves different topics...
Only legit complain came from the quality of the presentation because of the limitation in technology and funds
>>53474639
HOLY FUCK THAT IS ACTUALLY VERY SIMILAR TO MY POST
>>53475854
Yeah, I hope that changes soon.
>>53472457
>Nobody likes my Felix Rodriguez de la Fuente
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHgVgqFJMbM
>that BBC shilling ITT
>>53475905
Why are you getting so defensive and proxying? faggot. If your going to repost repost without bitching when people call you out
>>53473068
TAKE A LOOK AT DAY LIL DEER, BOI AINT HE CUUTE, LOOKN LIKE BAMBI N'SHIT
AWWW SHEEEIT DAT DEER BOUT TA GET ATE
RUN LIL DEER RUNN!
Its pretty true
I like British docs but when I'm having a hard time sleeping I throw on any doc with Attenborough because he has the most soothing voice.
>>53476056
What did he mean by this?
>>53476189
He is from CIA and tried to hack your ip, but he is new and failed.
>>53476189
Aliens
>>53476189
"i'm a retarded idiot" in binary
>>53475590
What about reading for entertainment? Reading is a god tier form of entertainment, I feel sorry for people who don't have the attention span to read.
Keeps me up at night though, trying to sleep and laying awake till 5 am wondering what is going to happen next sucks.
>>53476189
He was going to HTML the shit out of us.
>>53475885
>Come home from school
>Watch Meerkat manor and other shows about lions and ants etc.
>Weirdest thing was animal cops
What the fuck happened I did not have the channel for five years but now it is hours of some fish tank show and my cat from hell.
>>53475627
>Why you do this to me man?
My plan is to incapacitate the Irish by seducing them with In Our Time so they're not paying attention when we reunite Ireland under Her Majesty
>>53476373
>What happened
Pawn stars happened. Seriously.
Pawn stars came around and got the best ratings history channel had ever gotten. Next thing you know every educational TV show is greenlighting reality TV shows hoping to cash in on it. Literally pure greed
>>53476092
The BBC can't afford shills, we do it out of love for Aunty
>What about reading for entertainment? Reading is a god tier form of entertainment, I feel sorry for people who don't have the attention span to read. Keeps me up at night though, trying to sleep and laying awake till 5 am wondering what is going to happen next sucks.
>>53476658
>being underclass
>>53476658
>being retarded
>>53474418
It's because they all have ADD.
Same reason why the have an advert every ten minutes during the superbowl.
>>53476189
You better rev up that microwave son, freedom cyberpolees is on the way
It'd be funny if any of it were true, but sadly, it isn't true at all.
Under a million views per life-cycle is not impressive.
>>53473439
>George Washington was six three, two hundred pounds. That's a big guy for his time.
>Big Guy
>>53472643
>that trap jaw ant sound effects
>that orchestral music
>>53476658
>I have no counter argument and your posts offends me so Ill just quote what you said with a fedora image.
>that History Channel documentary about swords vs katanas with the guy from FMJ
>>53477334
>be 11 years old
>watch some History Channel series about the csars
>end the night with based R. Lee Ermey and Mail Call before going to bed
Those were the days. Why is History Channel so shit now? I feel bad for the young people not able to enjoy good content like I did.
>>53474401
>racist jokes are bad
t. SJW
>>53477441
Jeremy?
>>53474401
Why would you be offended by racist jokes? Aren't you white?
>>53474875
Holy kek
>>53474881
I've never actually listened to BBC Radio or any Radio whatsoever so cheers for the link, looks great.
>Watching german porn
>Hot german accent, guy and girl are teenage
>Girl is super cute
>Suddenly old woman comes out of closet in leiderhosen with beer
>Starts shitting over the guy as he pounds the teenage girl
>Old woman takes broomstick and masturbates using it
>>53475101
>not listenning to the radio while you're driving
>>53477890
delete this
>>53477890
>browsing redtube
>bunch of german amateur videos spread throughout video by date
>usually white girl and brown man
for what reason?
>>53476319
Not just entertainment, reading is essential for any intellectual development. Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves To Death touches upon this greatly.
>>53477890
link?
>>53477860
If you tell me some of your interests I can recommend you more programmes.
>>53475785
He was a brit, yes
>>53472643
Christ alive, I thought it was just a meme.
>>53478090
Scat fetishes
>Be British
>Searching British porn
>Find Scottish amateur home made porn
>Drunk drugged up aggressive scottish couple fucking, swigging back cheap cider and listening to techno
>Man starts shouting at camera in thick scottish accent
>Gets out a gun
>Realise he's mugging me
>Subtitles read "If you don't give me your credit card details i'm going to track your IP and shank you"
>Realise i've been mugged by scottish porn video
>Lose hard on
>>53477890
B-Brits think German accents are hot?
>>53478090
Instructional videos on what to expect while out christmas shopping
>>53478143
I'd say my main interests are history, philosophy, literature and art.
With sport the only ones I like are combat sports such as boxing, MMA, kickboxing etc
>>53478272
If they're barking orders whilst dressed in leather and holding a whip then sure.
>>53478268
did he also scream FREEEEEEDOOOOM?
>>53478268
>watch british porn
>discover dogging
>>53478384
delete this
>>53478649
Why? Is it some sort of national embarrassment?
>>53472703
This one is a complete ripoff.
>>53474418
The one leads to the other. It's an evil circle.
>>53478700
They just take the footage the BBC uses and dub over it with a guy who sounds like a cunt.
My main problem with American "documentaries" is why do they have to be so informal? Where is the gravitas? They always say shit like
>every rockstar needs his groupies
>this bird is more than just a snazzy solo
Why can't they just speak normally?
>>53477433
Mail Call was based as fuck.
I miss it so much
Omg this thread is a gold mine.
>>53478321
For literature, Radio 4 has a few different programmes. There is Book of the Week and Book at Bedtime. Book at Bedtime can be so damn comfy, often in the winter they do adaptions of stuff like dark Russian literature and I make myself a cup of tea and listen to it with headphones
Also there is Open Book where the host and a panel (authors, critics etc) discuss different books. If you like analysis etc
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06vkg28
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qp6p
You should just browse through the schedules and see if there's anything you like
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/programmes/schedules#on-now
>>53478688
Pretty much
>yfw animal planet finds Bigfoot
>>53479012
USA USA USA USA USA
Obama does it again
>>53478384
W-what is that>>53478688
>>53473439
Wew lad.
>>53473439
>Historical Research
>>53473439
The best one of these was the Taliban vs the IRA purely because during the credits they had one of the biggest muh heritage queers masturbating over how the IRA are so great.
Was top laff.
>>53479294
>they had one of the biggest muh heritage queers masturbating over how the IRA are so great.
>>53474875
This is pasta-worthy
>>53475180
It would be more logical if it a meter was exactly 1/300.000.000 of a lightyear though.
>>53478987
Damn, that sounds great, I'll give it a listen
>>53476373
>some fish tank show
Just got back from holiday and this is literally on permanently. It's fucking awful.
Also noticed that they don't play the credits so you're not sure where one episode ends and the next begins. Tricks you into watching for longer than you want to.
>>53478321
Oh yeah and for philosophy, there is Moral Maze which is a philosophical debate on some contemporary issue. Although I usually can't handle it because I can't help getting mad when some guest tries to make a stupid argument
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qk11
>>53479105
sounds like women getting fucked by dogs
>>53472643
Damn, I didn't watch the hunt but that's really well done.
>>53479105
Just google "Dogging British Slang"
>>53473439
>History will be rewritten
Holy shit, my sides
