/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
Anime edition
maisie edition
good edition
shit edition
Kyary
Say me mister officer, what is it that you want from me?
I'm just another brick in this fascist regime society
>>52083248
They probably already think I am
Every time I come home from uni I'm asked if I have a girlfriend or have met any nice girls, and I just say no everytime
doing a sit on the floor
combined with
doing a listen to music
with a sprinkling of
doing a think
and a dash of
doing a feel
>flopp
>>52083441
>I game on PC
did someone say anime?
>>52083352
my mum said it to me like a year ago, i was 22.
and my dad said he'd dreamt i was gay and was worried about telling him
thankfully i finally got a girl for a while in 14/15 so they know i'm straight now
GOAL - Liverpool 2-2 West Brom
90+5 mins
Equaliser!!! Anfield erupts as Divock Origi's speculative 25-yard shot is deflected off a Baggies defender and past a stranded Boaz Myhill.
chink tv version
>>52083248
All my family are fine with me being a bender.
2bh its kinda awkward when my cousins keep pointing out lads like "ooh what about him> Is he your type?"
90% of the time, it isn't. Kinda gets on my nerves
>>52083469
>gif
fuck off
>>52083441
You PC bro?
I want to feel like I feel when I'm asleep
>tfw no slutty chav gf
>>52083441
The only trouble with this list is the "compatibility with any controller bit". A controller doesn't work as well on a PC as its respective console.
I still use a PC instead of a console because of all the other reasons listed, but on quite a few games a controller is far more to my liking that a keyboard and mouse
>>52083493
cross
When will my eyes get used to flux?
>The BBC is lefty propaganda
Oh, the absolute HORROR of all this CULTURAL MARXISM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XnoxGr_sTz4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K7SLexWe6ko
Just IMAGINE the agendas they must be trying to push!
>>52083484
GOAL! THE MAN KICKED THE BALL
Hung out with a girl yesterday for the whole day, and am going to ask her out again. I was going to ask her in person tomorrow instead of texting her about it today. Am I making a mistake?
>check catalogue
>4 (four) threads about Britain a yank
Why are they so obsessed lads?
>>52083287
I've seen a number of legit fedoras but they are learning to hide themselves now by not actually wearing fedoras anymore.
saw a guy just the other day though, like a literal sphere of fat wearing some huge big bopper tier hat and a slipknot t-shirt
>>52083515
His rabbit tooth pisses me off so much
>>52083534
>A controller doesn't work as well on a PC as its respective console.
I use a DS3 without any issues, just make sure you use SCP instead of MotionInJoy
>>52083522
she's not chav
chavs are poor and ugly
Hung out with a girl yesterday for the whole day, and am going to ask her out again. I was going to ask her in person tomorrow instead of texting her about it today. Am I making a mistake?
>>52083571
We don't care about you
You're just easy to bait
>>52083493
My relatives do that too desu, and with rugby players and such on the television. They say lewd things and then look at me expectantly.
Sister tries to talk to me about LGBTetc. rights and whatever shit tumblr is spouting atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94MK2JQIgFs
What a FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
bog sim
>>52083248
Don't know about my Dad desu. I always used to record episodes of The Simpsons, and my Dad quietly recorded over an episode I recorded that had a gay person in it.
>tfw Skins about to beat on the Bears
>pay for 100mb Internet
>getting 200kb/s
Why does virgin suck so god Damn much
>tfw somebody posts you're waifu
>>52083441
>i play video games
wotsits
imagine all the time we've wasted
imagine if we'd spent it getting swole at the gym
we'd all be fucking monsters, but we'd probably be normies too
>>52083610
>gif
fuck off
>>52083534
>A controller doesn't work as well on a PC as its respective console.
yes it does
its the exact same, and you have more controller options
>>52083562
>the BBC is leftist
the BBC is statist, it supports the government and pushes the propaganda of the state.
>I play games
>>52083581
this, MotinInJoy is utter trash
@@52083610
Thanks for the (you) daft cunt
the man
the myth
the legend
let's get a group of autistic brit lads to go to ayia napa and have bbc 3 film it
>>52083576
>Corbyn is red rose scum
I PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>52083669
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52083581
I remember using a simulator that wasn't Motionjoy crap but I don't think that it was SCP.
A random example of something I don't think can be overcome by a controller: on TES games when you go into an inventory menu or are navigating through dialogue, on a console it auto-selects an option and you navigate through up, down and the yes or no buttons.
On PC you use the mouse. Even if you have a controller attached then it doesn't use the console system. You still have to move the mouse pointer around. It's lots of small things like that.
doing a sad
>>52083441
I'd rather just play FIFA on my Xbox with my mates in the front room, but whatever floats your boat my son.
>>52083724
I'm sure I've seen something where they get 4 geek boys and 4 geek girls to go abroad somewhere
Hey
>>52083603
yes. by being here.
FONT
>>52083792
hi x
>waifu is Mugi
>daughteru is Karen
I hate how memey my family has become
>>52083785
Do a happy instead
>>52083724
>>52083787
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/geeks/episode-guide
>>52083787
Sounds bants
>tfw your Discover weekly has several tracks over 8:00
damnit lads
eating twiglets lads.
how are they so good?
>>52083826
can't
>>52083785
iktf
>>52083826
this desu
>>52083818
imagine your dad reading this
>I remember using a simulator that wasn't Motionjoy crap but I don't think that it was SCP.
>A random example of something I don't think can be overcome by a controller: on TES games when you go into an inventory menu or are navigating through dialogue, on a console it auto-selects an option and you navigate through up, down and the yes or no buttons.
>On PC you use the mouse. Even if you have a controller attached then it doesn't use the console system. You still have to move the mouse pointer around. It's lots of small things like that.
>>52083787
>4 geek girls
So normal girls except with glasses and who have seen The Dark Knight?
>>52083853
Why not
>>52083792
Sebastian?
willy
leaflads
is poutine just chips and gravy?
>>52083843
Not even that long desu.
>>52083881
cos im sad
>>52083896
and cheese i think
>>52083874
DUDE LMAO
US NERDS EH?
>>52083874
Yeah basically
>Sherlock fanatics
>Probably only seen the show
>>52083896
is google broken? fuck off idiot
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
@52083865
Remove yourself from the premises you ant, try not to get your insectoid mucus everywhere
>test internet speed on phone over wifi
>72mb/s with 2ms ping
>Test internet over wired
>1mb/s with 702 ping
Literally how.
>>52083862
I don't speak to my dad, he's a dick'ed
>>52083905
but they're not very good, they're highly repetitive with no real dynamism
Accidentally drank peanut oil thinking it was apple juice.
What a rookie mistake.
>>52083839
potential for amusement here
>>52083918
Cheese curds
It's a great feeling knowing I could rock anyones chin in this thread.
>>52083896
Chips, gravy, and most importantly, cheese curds
>>52083612
Fuck senpai I feel you.
My family did the same to me until we were out in Liverpool during Pride, and I ended up voicing disgust at all of it, and almost got us kicked out of a bar.
>>52083956
Okay, fair enough.
>>52083896
and cheese curds
also you need those fat crispy fries or else they get soggy too quick
nanaimo bars are my favorite meme food here though
>>52083834
Yeah?
walking the dog lads
>>52083979
aren't you a manlet
>drop that kitty down low
>pop that kitty down low
what did she mean by this?
>>52083938
bit angry are we stud hahahahahahahaha
>University internet: 50 up 50 down
>Home internet: 12 down, literally nothing up
Home am I supposed to survive these speeds for 3 weeks lads? I can't even watch YT if I'm torrenting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGLNPJ9VCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGLNPJ9VCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGLNPJ9VCE
who /scraper bike/ here?
>go only out when it's dark to buy food
>wait 20min in front of tesco until no one is there
>as i'm about to go in, three girls walk in
>they probably saw me
>NOPE
>run home
>go hungry to bed
this was 3 days ago, i'm so fucking hungry
found a few M&Ms under my table tho, tasted like shit
i feel so weak that i can't even get up
>>52083979
except me bruv
>>52084023
go outside
>>52083979
No you couldn't Raphael
girl who's cracking onto me at work told me she let her dog fuck her 4 times
wat do lads
>>52084007
>tfw you will never bend her over, fug her from behind and inseminate her Paki cunt
>>52084056
bit weird that
>>52084027
Then go shopping mate, they wont 'urt you
>>52083991
It'll be more obvious you're into her now desu, if you have to go out of your way to talk to her at work. You're lovely and she'll realise it and then she'll leave Seb the walking meme.
>>52084002
What's the weather like?
>>52084057
imagine your mum reading this
>>52083996
>>52083918
>>52083982
cheers lads x
>>52084027
go to tesco now, self preservation > your anxiety
>>52084056
fuck her AND her dog
>>52084002
That's a big dog
>>52084057
she's half-white and if you hadn't known that she was half-paki you would've thought she was full white
>>52084004
I'm 6'1 and I'm tons of fun and I dress to a tee
>>52084046
Nah you're right, I probably couldn't tBh ngl
>>52084056
How hairy are you?
>>52084084
>"Thank God my son isn't a poofter, I thought it was weird he's never had a girlfriend"
doing a cheese slice
>>52083843
>tfw Discover Weekly is mostly shit I've heard before
at least it knows what I like desu
>>52083999
Yeah, there's something I want to say...nice trips
>>52084082
bit cold out
>>52083989
Yeah, I just don't go in for all that. Uni really soured me to pride and all the gender/sex politics and that as well.
>>52083843
>>52084146
forgot to listen to mine this week
cheers lads
>>52083441
>mumble
>better server customisability
>will make you look less autistic
>can run Linux
>can tab out to have a wank at any time
>>52084042
I enjoy not getting stabbed and robbed cheers mate. I never realised just how bad Manchester is until I moved away
>>52084146
mines all french songs lmao
>>52084212
You need to believe.
this video is much better with the sound muted tbqh
>lisicki goes to uni a football loving virgin spacker
>lisicki leaves uni a degenerate communist spacker
universities are cancer
>everyone happy and cheery at work
>as soon as i get in the mood is noticeably shit, everyone seems depressed and nobody talks to me
don't know what i did 2bh
Just ate a packet of salt and vinegar squares desu
>>52084276
nips
0161 MANNY ON THE MAP
>>52084284
all by choice
>tfw /brit/ isn't happy
I just want you to be happy
>>52084177
Never really was my sorta thing.
All the identity politics makes me glad I study Accounting desu.
It means Im at the business campus where no one gives a shit about that sort of thing.
>>52084284
>blaming the universities for lisicki
>>52084272
nearly christmas though so what if they get eachother presents
that's very serious
it's her birthday soon so I could surprise her with a card, that would be nice x
>>52084319
roll safe yeah
>>52084284
when did he lose his virginity? pretty sure he's still a virgin
>>52084284
>lisicki leaves uni a degenerate, communist, spacker virgin
>>52084305
What kind of work do you do la?
>>52084306
>squares
Did you run out of just plain walkers or?
>>52084345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVJuA0jr6Y
Hard to be happy when youre listening to this lad desu
>>52084276
>handle with care
what did she mean by this?>
>>52084400
machine operations manager
can't find the fucking dress i was going to wear to the fucking christmas party
is it socially acceptable for a girl to drink lager?
>>52084354
Had no idea about any of it before hand desu. Glad.
she text me again lads
>virgin """"""by choice""""""
is /brit/, dare i say it, complete shit?
52084418
>I'm a girl pay attention
>look I'm a girl
Fuck yourself, roastie whore
>>52084418
I wouldn't even notice, you drink what you want lass
>>52084418
WWLD?
>>52084444
yeah, her choice
>>52084363
allegedly lost it to some 5/10 club slag
then got scared he got her pregnant
@52084418
>waa waa give me attention
>>52084363
>>52084375
if he is to be believed he recently lost it to an average looking club slag
which isn't too hard to believe desu
>>52084305
>Walking alongside work colleagues or sitting at the pub
>Try to start chatting to them but their replies are extremely short and they never ask me anything or try start a conversation at all
>As soon as they start talking to someone else they have no shortage of things to talk about
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52084284
>blaming Uni
those commies prey on knobheads there,
desu I wen't into Uni as a commie and now I'm considerably further right (but still care a lot about labour rights)
>>52084402
prefer squares but like normal walkers too
>>52084455
>>52084456
>giving the resident tripcunt attention whore attention
Cut your balls off
>tfw you do a massive, stinky shit and the whole house reeks
how does facebook know i know certain people lads? like it suggests to add people that i actually know but have no mutual friends or anything proper weird
>>52084357
Bound to happen, but the sentiment only lasts so long and you can get in there. Get her a nice card, keep chatting to her, make her see how wonderful you are. You have all of 2016 to reach the goal of spending next christmas with her as your gf, make it so xox
>>52084306
>you will never cum in Maki
Just end my life
Hello, I am a girl
>>52084501
Fuck off Dave
>I'm considerably further right (but still care a lot about labour rights)
>>52084474
Hitting too close to home la
had a tesco value korma earlier for dinner. surprisingly nice considering it was like €1.50 or something. getting tanked on cheap aldi beer now
>living the life
>>52084504
have you put in where you work/study/went to school?
>>52084474
this kek
i've never made anyone at work laugh and as soon as they speak to someone else they're in fits of laughter with giant smiles on their faces
>>52084485
Ehh, sometimes get squares in but can't say anything tops just salt and vinegar walkers man. They kick ass
>>52084456
er what
>>52084554
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52084545
put in my uni and thats it, it has suggested me people i went to school with and theres absolutely nothing to indicate i went to that school and no mutual friends
@52084563
Kill yourself, roastie
>>52084603
terrible list
>>52084504
Facey b owns WhatsApp
Where's the lad who wants to go see SNSD? when are we going?
>>52084574
They kick arse*. Wew almost dropped out of character there
>>52084592
people from your old school have probably looked up your fb
black people are very cool and have great music
>>52084603
This is the worst crisp ranking I've ever seen.
>socially liberal, fiscally conservative
>>52084603
Pickled onion flavour are god tier though, along with roast chicken
>>52084554
>man. They kick ass
fuck off yank
>>52084507
am I gonna make it?
me entering /brit/ haha
about to blow my fuckin top i am
>>52084603
this has to be b8
>>52084647
>Fresh gravy patates sauce
Whut
they were fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HSg0YZi9E
>>52084668
>>52084621
>>52084677
>>52084647
fuck off you cretinous melts
>>52084418
fuck off fatty
>>52084592
Facebook does a mental amount of stuff in the background to build up groups
>>52084647
>salt & vinegar in a blue packet
cannot be doing with this
need an irish gf pronto
>>52084603
dafuq even is 'prawn cocktail' anyway?
yeah they taste vaguely of prawns, but what is the 'cocktail' referring to?
twiglets are the best crisps
>>52084745
Years ago it used to be in blue over here too, no idea why they changed it like
>>52084746
>tfw no Niamh gf
I heard she got blacked so I dodged a bullet there
They ain't getting in.
>>52084633
I'm in too.
>>52084673
>Socially conservative, fiscally liberal
>>52084691
You're gonna make it.
The best
>>52084765
They taste of the pain of raw anal
>>52084781
Uncanny.
>>52084544
>€
>>52084765
Cocktail sauce
If theirs one thing I hate it's the way Koreans pronounce "Korea" desu
They add an R to the end for some reason and it makes me want to punch them in the face
>THE GRORIOUS PEOPRES REPUBRIC OF KOREERRRRRR
>>52084801
yea they are lad
pic related
u on the right tonight
hmmmm
>>52084860
>gif
fuck off
instasynch when??
>>52084845
Its called Marie Rose sauce, cunt.
>>52084695
me with the mask
Shutting it down.
>>52084891
Was going to do one later tonight desu, after I've had my dinner, but go ahead now if you'd like to.
>>52084888
Good picture good triple
who remembers?
>>52084911
did you check under the bed?
>>52084892
posh twats out
>>52084947
what is this from?
>>52084603
I know a lot of people hate your list lad, but I really enjoyed it ;)
>>52084917
Can YOU do it?
>>52084964
wew
>tfw one of us is primed to make it
Any more of you have inspirational stories of making it, or being close to?
Because eventually, we're all going to make it.
>tfw no smirking gf
>>52084947
what was it? or is it fake?
Might go to Bloc festival alone
>>52084975
real life
Has anyone ever actually ended up in a relationship with their oneitis? Asking for a friend.
>>52084958
> A FUCKING LEAF
>on a night out
>girl I like (let's call her A) has her phone stolen by other friend (B), B calls a friend of A
>starts talking to A's friend about how much she likes me, doesn't realise I can overhear
>when they talk about it later, they say they were talking to A's friend about how she likes some other person with a very different name, if they actually had I would've definitely heard B say that persons name and not mine
This is good right lads?
I'm in Germany now lads waheyyy
>>52085005
I will do it at about 7, okay? Music or funny videos or what?
>>52085016
>gif
fuck off
>>52084717
nah
>>52085063
anything
will find some very good videos
Do you think any /brit/ posters have commited seppuku?
>>52085048
Congrats. How long did it take you from Damascus?
>>52085063
A bit of both, I reckon.
>>52084964
>tfw it's not real
>>52085084
yeah but I have to vastly overthink how I start it x
TAMERLANE?
>>52085028
story? source
>>52085017
>>52084975
its real
but its a chimpanzee under the bed that grabs the baby
>>52085086
I will soon
I watched The Martian today
Mad Max is still my favourite film of 2015 haha
Can see them.
>>52085086
Probably. This kills me a little inside.
>>52085040
>A FUCKING CROPPED PITCAIRN ISLANDS FLAG
>>52085124
story: child is dragged under bed by mysterious figure, no one has seen it since.
FN are getting keked in France lads.
>>52084546
>Say something funny
>They didn't hear it
I feel like this has happened an unreasonable number of times to me desu
>>52085086
Yeah, there was one guy that posted pics of himself a few times and then drank bleach or something and ended up in hospital. As soon as he got out he said he was going to hang himself. Don't know if he ever went through with it though.
>>52085097
Gib bennies pl0x
>>52085121
Ghengis?
I'm QIN
dog just stole my chewing gum
rude
can I emigrate to /brit/ yet
>>52085188
get it back lad
>>52085215
don't particularly want it now
>>52085159
A FUCKING LEAF
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
L
E
A
F
>>52085193
Pardon me sir, I'll just be taking a look at your papers
>>52085193
>Bulgaria
>Basically Turks
No
>>52085178
>use hyperbole for comical effect
>they take it literally and start analysing it and cutting it down
my gf
dublin
dublin of all places
HATE IT
>>52085137
what? give us more info. why was there a chimp under the bed? pet chimp? why were they filming the kid in such a convenient way?
looks fake t b h
>>52085121
You're a big empire.
Her reaction when you [spoiler]confess[/spoiler]
>>52085295
>tfw 4x multicast
how far into a facebook convo is it acceptable to ask for a girls number lads
In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismark was the fastest ship that ever sailed the seas
On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And evry British seaman, he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismark, the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees
>tfw straight male
>tfw infatuated with a lesbian
>tfw found out weeks ago
>tfw thought it would fade away
>tfw i'm still infatuated
>>52085251
In all seriousness, I love everything about british culture. Especially the banter desu
>>52085372
why would you need her number if you've got her on facebook
>>52085372
While we're on this subject, how long is too long after you've talked to a girl to get her number?
>>52085338
>early
>no subject
How's about you FUCK OFF?
>>52085412
its a bit more personal don't you think? I always thought texting was cute
>>52085458
dunno desu
currently texting a girl and it doesn't seem very personal to me
there is no point in living
>>52085338
>people actually going to this thread
fucking mongs the lot of you
Jun Jun, Jun? yes Jun!
>>52085482
Choons are the only point
>>52085386
That is a frightening webm... Got any more?
>>52085496
i was just there for the banter
hello autism
>>52085330
fuck off kekster.
>>52085372
between 3 - 6 weeks in my opinion. you can ask after that, but that's probably the optimum time. asking prior to week 3 is a bold strategy that works if you've got the confidence to pull it off.
>>52085429
12 weeks is far too long in most scenarios.
>Use these
>Get 3mb/s
>Wire directly to router
>Get 105mb/s
Are these things just pieces of complete wank? They say they're good for 500mb/s but obviously not.
>mfw i didn't bring any Johnnie Walker Green back from the USA
>>52085519
yea
>china
>>52085386
I remember posting a webm like that here saying that I thought it was cozy and everyone thought that I was an absolute fruitloop.
>all these normies in this thread texting girls
>>52085582
Depends on your line interference and shit
Its a theoretical maximum really
>>52085557
yes? this is autism
2bh
i should be a dating advisor sometimes
home of the scandalous big bad los angeles
>>52085601
Nah, seen that one. I meant more ones of massive waves and ships.
I'll need to make another trip to /wsg/ soon.
I'm stuck in the astral plane. Help me.
>>52085644
h-hey :3
>>52085660
post smart anime or, again, fuck off.
>>52085644
You don't have to be shy around me bb :3
How do I become a good conversationalist lads. I never know something to talk about and normies never seem to strike up a conversation about something but instead just wait for me to do it (and then probably bitch about how I don't talk a lot)
>>52085620
>texting girls
i literally invented this meme
HEY EVERYONE I'M A GIRL
>>52085660
>dating advisor
>>52084717
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52085644
They were going fine up until a week ago 2bh.
All thats changed is someone new moved into my house.
>>52085729
post feet
>>52085710
Ask them questions about what they're doing (job, school). Gossip if you have something to gossip about.
>>52085617
idk I think its cozy as well
that's why I joined the Navy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Ufc2hI4FM
>>52085729
you know the drill
TOGTFO
doing a not having a social life
>>52085729
clean my toilet
>>52085686
only gifs
>>52085729
Detective
Did we achieve a civ V culture victory after TB_H and F-AM were banned?
http://strawpoll.me/6257518
super important poll
>>52085797
good lad
>>52085810
mind your manners in front of the lady punk
>>52085852
>>52085778
Fair enough. These are pretty comfy.
>>52085748
They're a bandwidth bandit tbqh
One of the most important traits to learn is acceptance. Acceptance of something wrong, acknowledging the fact and moving on. The faster you realise this, the faster you can became a better person and heal. Let it go.
>>52085899
I predict that it will be about fifty:fifty
>>52085858
not like I can pick and choose which navy to join
at least we're getting some shiny new ships
>>52085977
someone post pizza hut.webm pls
that is my favourite webm in existence i think
that and the one of her dancing in her underwear
I want some noisy, sludgy music please. Like Melvins but more noisy.
>>52085970
couldn't you join the british navy? quite an honour to be part of her majesty's senior service.
>>52085931
true 2bh
>>52085931
Choc ice bro?
>>52086017
Eyehategod
>>52085970
fuck I saw a post ages ago about a Canadie lad who had moved to the uk and joined the army with a citizenship. I don't think it's as unbelievable as you think.
>>52086012
don't have that one x
>>52086028
>couldn't you join the British navy?
no
would probably be easier to join the USN if anything
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHO WE BE
cba to do any work desu. being a bit lazy tbqh.
>>52086043
lol ye
>>52086084
>People having fun and enjoying their young adult years
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52085899
>46% are turbo virgins
brit confirmed normie general. get bent losers
THE FRUSTRATIONS, RAGE, TRAPPED INSIDE A CAGE
THE BEATINGS TIL THE AGE I CARRIED A 12 GAUGE
