Comfy Italian paintings edition
maisie
Jun!! CUTE
How do you consider yourself British?
i want to die
new thread, new me :)
>>52086145
>Italian
wops out
Bacon sarnie
God save the Queen!
I am gay
AMA
saoirse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkXmENGJIE
the xmas choons
>>52086206
Take the paintings, leave the people. Elgin Marbles style.
just shit my pants
oops x
>>52086068
you need to live there for 5 years first
and I don't really want to live in the UK
plus the Pascific base here is comfy as fuck, Vancouver island is paradise on earth.
>>52086068
you need to live there for 5 years first
and I don't really want to live in the UK
plus the Pascific base here is comfy as fuck, Vancouver island is paradise on earth.
>>52086226
good lad
>>52086017
The Body
>>52086113
Didn't meet a girl named Anna in Vienna yesterday so I couldn't avenge you. Sorry.
turbo virgins
she hasn't texted me all weekend lads
>>52086257
pls post feet
>tfw literally never had a mate
>>52086350
johnny no mates
Doing a sync in a mo
>>52086311
>tfw took 14 hours to reply to her and she text back within 20 minutes
haha
>>52086226
Nuke Palestine when
>>52086311
have you texted her?
>kentqt has literally had things up her arse at some point
thoughts
instasync NOW
>>52086305
Thanks anyway
been posting in the canadian thread, thinking it was /brit/ when really it was just a shitpost
boy do I have egg on my face
Be open with your emotions for a minute lads. Is there a girl you still think about and regret not keeping in contact with? If so, why did you let her go?
>>52086449
very good
>>52086435
why not?
>>52086418
explain
>>52086446
She moved away and so did I.
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
Come and share some music, some fun.
Laughter and enjoyment will be had by all.
>>52086480
don't have an excuse to do so. don't want to appear desperate.
>haven't checked tinder all day
>5 (FIVE) new matches
decent, but I wonder how many more I'd get if I didn't live in the countryside or if i actually lived near cities
>>52086446
i couldn't make her 3d.
FRANCE
R
A
N
C
E
>>52086449
looks like a prom or some shit
think i've got a spot in my nose
very uncomfortable
>>52086440
wish you'd stayed there
>>52086535
and she has a reason to text you?
>>52086535
come up with an excuse, you drip
shit hole
>>52086388
good power move
MARION
A
R
I
O
N
going to eat my sunday roast desu
>>52086538
How is that water bottle standing up like that?
>>52086580
nice!
going to eat my sunday toast desu
>>52086560
well, if she liked me she would. the rules for girls are different.
going to eat my sunday roast desu
>>52086615
so mean
charles
h
a
r
l
e
s
Fucking cheeky bitch
>>52086570
maybe i will kentqt, maybe i will
>>52086651
then she clearly doesn't like you. suck it up and move on you manchild.
>>52086686
me on the left
>>52086686
that's PRINCE Charles to you
me on the left lads
>Have 100mb/s internet
>Connect wired over the power lines
>Get 80mb/s
>As of last week I suddenly get 1mb/s
>Connect via wireless on my phone
>70mb/s
>install an old wifi PCIE card I have lying around into my computer
>0.5mb/s
How the fuck does this make any sense?
How can my phone get 70mb/s and my pc get 0.5mb/s in the same fucking room?
Looks like I'm just going to have to buy a super long ethernet cable and run it all the way downstairs.
>>52086700
racisss
>>52086714
>suck it up and move on you manchild
yeah, cause it's just that easy. fuck off super normie.
>>52086539
>they didn't vote for her
Cheryl desu
>>52086418
>qt
>not beached whale from the channel
>>52086682
>>52086753
Different comm. protocols
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
GET IN NOW
>>52086796
say what you like but i'd do anything and everything to her
>>52086424
why are brits always fat and have thin hair
>>52086771
no far-right or far-left party will win a majority in the 21st century
the future belongs to centrists- the neolibs, the neocons.
>>52086858
fascist pig
From now on I think we should support Mexico annexing the southern and western USA.
We should do this because of the plastic paddies.
>>52086770
>having a "she" who texts you
Fuck off super normie
>>52086892
>the future belongs to centrists- the neolibs, the neocons.
likely not
Drinking carte noire
>>52086907
haha you got me. well played lad, well played.
>>52086912
why don't you think so?
What the actual fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YS2dSa-Ud0
What is honest opinion about your parents?
>>52086892
>he future belongs to centrists
the man
the myth
the legend
anime
>>52086897
>pig as an insult
tfw literally never texted a girl.
>>52086970
because the opinions of the public are decidedly turning against the "established" Tory-Whig divide almost everywhere, either leaving far the the left or right
the centrists can only balance for so long
>>52087015
unless she actually becomes your gf it's just a huge tease desu
>>52086880
>always
Fuck you I'm thin and with thick luxurious hair
If London would be nuked, would you be upset?
>>52087071
Only if the radiation drifted too close to me.
>>52086305
The body is fucking scary senpai
>>52087071
yes you cunt, lots of history there.
>>52087071
no, now that my dad has finally moved away. let it burn for all i care now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6zO3dkN4Ag
>>52086987
I love them.
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
We are mocking yanks, come and join us please. Americans welcome.
>>52087104
two birds with one stone
>want to text her
>don't know what to text her about
what do
>>52086985
>bisexual can always find something to love
lmao
>>52087071
Nuke Bradford first desu. Then Rotherham.
>>52087037
people always get a little more radical throughout a term. it's more to show that they're upset and to send a message, not that they're changing political views suddenly and drastically
but every time the actual election comes, people vote with their minds, not their hearts. no matter how much they hate the establishment, people will vote sensibly for at least a comfortable kind of living
it's why Scotland voted no
it's why the Tories won a majority
it's why Trump will get BTFO
Need one of these as my gf
>>52087205
how do you know her?
Azusa
>>52087205
say hello
>>52087258
so qt, so strong
desu
>>52087200
>irradiating the Irish
Beat day of my life desu
>>52087232
What happens there
>Bill Gates was a dropout!
he dropped out of Harvard, not level 1 BTEC Sport.
>>52087283
look at me posting a picture of Azusa hahaha :^)
>>52087205
stop being a beta orbiter and fuck off
>>52087200
Absolutely perfect.
Whats the deal with cable prices at placed like PCworld and Maplin?
They'll happily charge you £30 for a long cable while you can get the same cable, even longer, on ebay for £5.
>>52087343
spoiler that fascist hog
>>52086985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YS2dSa-Ud0
What on Earth....
Got thrown out of a bar in town at 10pm for being too drunk so i went home then went out with my mate to a loyalist bar and stayed there til 6 am, then walked with some old boy and we were going to stay at his house while he was going ill kill yous etc, then we were asking about jim gray and he asked us if we were there to kill him
end blogpost
>>52087360
also dropped out because he already knew more than the people teaching him
>>52087364
haha nice meme lad thanks for that :^)
>>52087277
multiple classes together, we studied for like three hours last night and then kind of cuddled for another hour while we watched netflix
>>52087360
After he had already formed microsoft as well
>>52087360
>I have an HND
>>52087130
That's good 2bh, don't you think?
FN fucked, France fucked
HERE I COME, BRITAIN
>>52087363
違う
joy is the most beautiful girl in the world
don't think i wiped my arse properly, starting to itch
watching a documentary about 17th and 18th century highwaymen, pretty good tbqhf
having an all-nighter lads, need to reset biological clock
>>52087465
You think we are better off?
>>52087467
different?
>>52087369
Because that's where they make their profit. People price compare for other items, and shops have council rates and rents. Cables are seen as an add on item. Price sensitive shoppers will go online, but someone who needs a cable right now and old people will go to Maplins/PC World.
>>52087465
I was actually hoping for a right wing FN victory 2bh, was planning to move to France myself
The UK is doomed by progressive socialists posing as Conservatives and hardcore socialists rioting in the streets
our last hopes lie in eastern Europe, but there are Slavs that way....
>>52087554
wahey
>>52087555
we actually kind of are
>>52087556
You are AHO
>>52087538
what are the highwaymen lad
3000 word essay due for tomorrow lads, haha wat am I like?
in dire need of a gf
Whens the next /brit/ meet up lads?
smash cultural marxism lads
>>52087424
is this a fucking joke m8? you don't need an excuse if you've already been intimate with her.
>>52087600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXj3pKRVNwY
>>52087602
robbers that used to target coaches on roads
>>52087612
p-perhaps I could be your gf for tonight, anon-kun desu senpai????
>>52087612
I got myself a Korean GF lad, but just one so I can't share.
>>52087636
>reading comprehension
come on lets lose control
anal sex
meh just waiting for something good to happen lads desu im just sick of being boring as fuck im gonna be a really fucking funny guy from now on and be the best person ever and get all fucking buff and intelligent amazing fucking gonna be the best and get best gf and be the fucking best fucking best the best
>>52087554
did that yesterday, then slept 12-6pm feel like shit now lmao
>>52087679
post pics.....
>>52087694
most overrated thing ever
>messaged my matches on tinder
>they don't reply
why lads
>>52087420
He dropped out because he had more of an interest in commercialising his skills, not because school was shit or what they were teaching him was shit. Partly because of people like him doing what they did in the 70s and 80s, IT and computer science schools are better at retaining those kinds of kids now at least as part timers and then as adjuncts.
>>52087369
They charge that because enough people pay it
>mum thinks my long hair is gay and wants me to cut it
Ugh literally fuck off mum -_-
>>52087178
do you need to sign up with a valid email?
>>52087538
X
And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding—
Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
XI
Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard;
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord's daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
>>52087689
just say "what's up" or "how's it going," she already likes you dipshit, you're allowed to just have a conversation for its own sake.
>>52087777
I used a temporary one. There's no validation or anything so proably not
>The average South Korean males penis is 3.8"
>There are men with 3.8" penises having sex in Korea right now while you're not.
Don't get how all women in Korea don't move to the west 2bh
>>52087602
people living the thug life
Lads, if we all gave £2, the fundraiser would be over in an hour.
going to need some more joy
thanks
>>52087754
to lead you on
or maybe your first message is massively autistic
>mum rings asking for help with computer
>bite finger trying not to sigh heavily
>sigh anyway
>she makes some excuse and hangs up
feel bad but c'mon. does she not realise this would be like me ringing her up and asking her to help me cook a roast dinner or teach me to iron over the phone?
>>52087764
Cut your fucking long hair off you fuckin mosher hippie
>>52087764
unless you have aragorn hair/facial aesthetics it IS gay
>>52087538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi94mMed6EQ
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>>52087555
You're not leftards, right ? Right...?
>>52087587
No, victory was impossibly
But what makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY...is the reaction of leftards
>"huuuuuuur fascists BTFO xDDDDDD"
>"hon hon hon we love BBC, vive le PS !!! :)))))"
Fuck this people
I want them to leave my country
>>52087825
study data was flawed 2bh
not even sure why i'm saying this because i'm not a gook
>>52087856
give us examples of autistic first message
and a non-autistic first message to compare it with
also what's a good profile, my profile is too boring, "hi i am *name* and i am *age* and i like to chill out and go to movies lol :)"
>>52087905
*decks you*
>it's a shitpost and anime thread
>>52087835
need to donate to yahoo so i can keep my 1999 e-mail address lads
alright lads going to do a bit of work, talk amongst yourselves for a bit.
>>52087890
american remains is like PART 2 to this song if u havnt heard it btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Q0sX2cv-Q
how is there still no martian torrent
>>52087890
>>52087787
>>52087538
https://youtu.be/UvKBPr71dhA
>>52087732
>Posting pics of my Korean QT for the autists on /brit/ to wank over
No thanks mate, she's not even plastic anyway so you wouldn't be interested.
>>52087951
Everyones in the instasync lad
LIGA BBVA
>>52087825
>uselesscunt.webm
>>52087835
>>52087923
sorry m8 but the right wing is never going to get power through so-called "free" elections. you will have to take control by force or you will never have it at all.
>There are over 200 kpop girl groups registered with the Singer's Association, making that over 1,000 individual girl group members. However, there are two with social security numbers that start with a 1 (males start with 1, females start with 2). The public is already aware of a transgender group L, which means there is another either male or a transgender registered as a girl group member.
>>52087924
Spoiler that hog
>>52087994
>implying i want to wank over your gf
>implying i only care about plastic girls
you don't have a kgf then, got it
http://strawpoll.me/6258014
OMG THIS POLL IS NXT LVL
http://strawpoll.me/6258014
>>52087924
want joy to suffocate me with her thighs
Just cooked food lads
Pretty proud of myself
>>52087754
That wojack sums up my entire life and personality
im saucin im saucin on you
im swaggin im swaggin on you
>>52088079
>pick one
>>52088079
>bath
fuck off billionaire
Do we like Zoella?
>>52087938
autistic: be my gf
non-autistic: how's it going
take whatever your skills are and say you do that thing all the time, even if you really spend all your time shitposting
(maybe youre really good at basketball but never play) the wider variety of shit, the better, but emphasize something as a passion, too
>>52087923
FN is actually pretty far-right, so leftists calling them fascists is normal
Our equivalent, UKIP, is barely more right wing than the mainstream right, it's Classically Liberal more than anything, but it's called a racist fascist party by a majority of people here anyway
We only have a Tory majority because our old people still vote while our young people don't
Britain is full of feminists, communists, working class plebs that hate Thatcher, DUDE WEED LMAOs and they all defend the innocent pakis
kpop/anime fags out
>>52088079
dare you to have a bath rofl
>>52088089
same
want her to fart on my face 2bh
>>52088164
>anything far right is fascist
When will this meme die
>>52088189
oh shit, he's only gone and dared me! FUCK IT, I'm gonna do it haha!!!! hahahah classic.
>>52088162
m8 how's it going will never get you a reply you have to be a proper banterous lad cos they get a million 'what's up' messages a day, you have to stand out
>>52088156
she is well fit
>>52088213
DUDE POLITICAL SPECTRUM LMAO
fuck lads I have a blind spot in my vision no matter which eye I close i've just noticed it now and i'm really hoping its temporary
>ywn cuddle her
>ywn snuggle your head in her soft bosom on a cold winter night
>>52088162
i say im a "half-finnish writer designer musician" and then add a self-depreciating joke at the end what u think :DDD
>Haha Anon you're so silly! I didn't know you can't ride a bike!!
had some peng stroboscopic artefacts going on last night hahahah
>>52088292
see a doctor
>>52087808
I don't want to text her though, I want to do something with her. I fucking hate having conversations over text
one two three four
we don't want your fucking war
>>52088211
want to brownbag her
Maisie
>>52088365
If it's not gone when I wake up i'll book an optician appointment
>>52088248
ya i had this conversation of "Hi, how's it going" and it was like
>"I'm good you?"
>"Yeah not so bad just doing college work what college do you go to?"
>"oh i go to this college i am studying this subject"
>"wow thats interesting i go to this other college and it was not very good lol but i had fun"
>"oh ok yes i am a robot"
>"yes me too beep beep beep"
>"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
boring as fuck
>>52087309
>tfw you will never fuck a prime, coked out and slutty Carrie Fisher
>>52088333
gonna wank
>>52088416
but what if u die in ur sleep?
>>52088400
five six seven eight
rape my child? that's really great!
>>52088365
>see a doctor
>see
>>52088333
unfortunate face
gf told me I've been angry and distant lately and she wants to see other people today, m8s. I also found 20 dollars on the ground. All in all, not a bad day
>>52088400
I do
Rate my dinner lads
>>52088434
Have you seen her twitter recently? it's mental
>>52088400
Five, six seven eight
Salty lefties getting ir8
>>52088164
Fn are socialists
HEY BRO I GOT THIS SICK 100 PERCENT PURE FIRE MOLLY MAN THIS SHIT WILL HAVE YOU HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY AYY NIGGA YOU GOING TO THE EDM EVENt? ITS GOING TO BE SICK t.american and canadians
fucked up my hands when i stacked it while drunk the other night so now i cant go to the gym because i have these cuts on the palms of my hands that proper hurt so cant lift anything proper fucking annoying lads reeeee
>>52088433
>"oh ok yes i am a robot"
>"yes me too beep beep beep"
>"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
>>52088477
3 or 4/10
>>52088414
shes pretty though
moron
>>52088333
>ywn ride with her on a sunny summer's day and go on a picnic
>ywn pants her as she remounts her bike and pull her arsehole into the seat as she moans in pleasure
sometimes i'l sit on the loo when i dont even need a poo and flush it just to feel the water sprinkle my bum :3
>>52088534
me on the right
