White edition
First for Pakis are welcome.
>>52086171
is spain invited?
FN are getting btfo lads.
Literally the UKIP of France. All those votes. No seats.
>>52087607
was sort of hoping for people to revolt against the EU so schengen falls, countries gain sovereignty and war breaks out again
hi lads
HORRIFIC
BETRAYAL
OF
1400
CHILDREN
>>52086171
Are Hindu Indians allowed?
doing a post
*thinks to self*
feeling well cool lads ngl
she was probably just too busy studying to text me right ahahahahahah
>>52089645
NO!
>People that can't cook well
B I N N E D
Me on the right
thinking about it i wouldn't mind fucking joy's dirty arse
>one day you will be dead
have you come to terms with this lads?
I certainly haven't
*walks towards you*
/* ignore this post */
Docu about British IRL superhero Tim Peake on BBC2 bruhs
>>52089628
Yet Labour lose no votes, because they're the Paki nonce party. They should change their name to that.
taking the dog to the vet tomorrow morning, anyone want anything?
wish it was common for friends to perform oral sex on each other as a favour
>>52089700
don't worry the future is terrible anyways
>>52089728
\t\t\t\r
\t
>>52089700
yes its simple, free yourself my man
>>52089690
must be those beef-curtains she's packing
>>52089700
I don't
Fucking scary tbqh
>>52089694
lewd...
just realised i don't miss my ex-girlfriend, but i miss the memories that me and my ex-gf used to have where we would lie in my bedroom, do nothing all day, talk shit, cuddle, hold hands, watch shitty tv, eat pizza, have sex, wake up together and she'd be really annoyed cause i woke her up so i'd make her a brew and she'd be like "yay ok thanks"
but presently i never want to see her again, and if i did it'd just be "hi hows it going" "good" and that'd be it
i'd have any other girl in the world other than her, because it would never work again
but goddamn, those memories just seem irreplaceable, simpler times, and really i want those memories to go away and just be memories, rather than something that seemed better a while ago - even though im a better person now.
i just want that "couple thing" right now, i don't want to have to work up to it all over again
it's so much effort
can't i go back to how things used to be?
>>52089694
wanna get a urinary tract infection from buttfucking joys smelly arse
bath related poll: http://strawpoll.me/6258445
Ordered a 50m ethernet cable lads haha.
Why are the old ways always the best ways
>>52089787
>>52089700
Is weird knowing it eh lad
Just think of it as the comfiest sleep you will ever have
>>52089787
>my ex-girlfriend
level 50 normies OUT
>>52089787
>I don't miss my ex
>btw here are the memoirs of the time spent with her
>>52087607
>tfw the right-wing resurgence of 2015 failed
It's all over, lads
>>52089839
>only level 50
lmao noob
>>52089799
Cat5e like a poor cunt or cat6?
madman
a
d
m
a
n
>>52089700
>eternal sleep
Pretty comfy 2bh
>>52089813
emma watson face
>>52089791
omo
>>52089869
An ethernet cable?
>>52089881
she's properly qt
maisie
yeah boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmgkuA_BrrA
I miss feelings, desu m8s.
>>52089892
2 0 1 5
PROBLEMATIC BIGOTS BTFO
RACIST HATEMONGERERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
Congratulations Britain
You actually dont look like the laughingstock of Europe for a day now
>>52089916
Yeah its different standards of cabling don't you know anything?
>>52089892
which one wants to kick the mussies out?
>>52089959
What happened?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448940589950.webm
>>52089844
yeah :(
it could be any other girl, but she was the only one i really had where i had moments like that. rest were all short-term flings
need another gf
Dining like Lord Downton here
>>52089977
Front National
>>52089869
Cat6 is a scam. Most ethernet ports on most devices don't support it.
>>52089959
explain
>>52089977
FN
They were most popular party, then centre-left and centre-right parties joined forces to make them come 2nd.
>>52090028
dare you to dip the fish fingers in the milk
You've got to be shitting me111!!!!
>>52090028
fuck off billionaire tory cunt
Which part of the UK has the ugliest people on average?
>>52089930
>going to work tomorrow
>surrounded by 5 cunts within spitting distance
>will be standing around in soul crushing silence for 8 hours
>>52090127
north england
>>52090044
Its just more insulation
>>52090127
scotland
>>52090044
Plus most Ethernet cables that advertise themselves as cat6 don't actually comply with cat6 standards.
>>52090127
North west of England. Muntercity.
>>52089892
47% is a lot for a far right party
Why can't the centre right be trusted?
wonder if there's an anonymous internet board where people can always give me 100% true advice on things so i can improve myself as a person
>>52090028
Nice
>>52090161
Some times I feel like I'm slipping
>>52090241
yea, it's called reddit
>>52090241
>>52090205
delete this
>>52090245
>>52090028
picky eaters detected
>>52090245
TARTARE SAUCE NONCE
eAsT londonistan reporting.
>>52089892
Fucking kek, reminds me of when UKIP got btfo
European fascists on suicide watch
Oh wow you followed the cooking instructions
Wow you did what they told you to do
And you made meal
Well done what an achievement
http://i.4cdn.org/hc/1450035001563.jpg
literally me
>>52090295
>>52090290
reddit is horrible though, it's like everyone is far too nice in a weird way so you have to make sure you don't offend anyone ever and even then everyone is far too self-righteous but perhaps not as much as tumblr
t's like the film demolition man
>>52090320
It's the patrician condiment for fish fingers.
>>52090330
Could be worse, could be a commie
>>52089862
You gave it a shot. I wish I could say you fought a good fight, but you didn't.
Guess it's up to the US to save the world again.
>>52090363
fuck off with this shit gimmick
Just had a chicken, bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich on crusty poppy seed bread and a couple of mini pork and pickle pies washed down with some Cornish IPA, you should have tasted it, omnomnom hehe
My farts smell fucking foul today, lads. I'm loving it
>>52090417
Fuck off Jamie Oliver
>>52090426
you really are a fat bastard
>>52090426
cancer
>>52090405
I pray for your success, do whatever it takes
>>52090407
which gimmick would that be?
would murder you all in cold blood for a chance to visit the ISS
>>52090417
>IPA
>>52090417
*rubs your tummy*
>>52090303
It's specifically the north west. Cross the Pennines into Yorkshire and the standard of beauty vastly improves. This might have something to do with it.
>>52090516
I see lots of nice girls here everyday
>>52089799
nicely done
>I listen to Pink Floyd
Thumbie war?
>>52089799
hang yourself with it
https://instagram.com/yumekana1993/
my gf
>>52090513
rasheed
King Crimson are the best prog rock band
>>52090561
Where?
>>52090689
does she fuck white devils?
>>52090709
Liverpool
>>52090516
this picture explains why the english couldn't be successful without scotland's help
probably all dumb as a rock
>>52090737
Liverpool's a good city desu
>>52090788
It's ok.
every fart today has smelt vaguely of decaying fish. not good lads, not good at all.
Business idea: You all help me come up with a believable backstory to my love life that I can tell my first gf when we meet so she doesn't think I'm weird/
My gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkal98lon0
>>52090839
cancer
>>52090873
You went out with a girl for a year but she died and you haven't had the desire to get into a relationship since.
Had mackerel for lunch and my room smells like a fanny now.
[spoiler]I don't actually know what fannies smell like[/spoiler]
>Soyuz spacecraft ready for launch, 1st Brit on board since 1991
lads
>>52090758
Yeah, probably.
How is it that I am jobless, NEET, a little overweight, only 5'8'', and I am literally banging three girls, while people in here with salaries and shit cannot obtain a gf? Cannot get my head round it. Are your standards ridiculously high or something? It's so easy to get laid. I usually bang 6-7/10's, but have had as high as 8.5/10, and banged as low as 3/10 desu. You have to keep those numbers up to keep the confidence flowing lads, take what you can get when you can get it, then set your targets on someone hot.
So come on, explain yourselves.
Need more fit slopes
I don't think ANY of your farts smell as bad as mine last night after I had six bottle of Cider, completely stunk out my whole room, had to leave the window open all this morning to get rid of the gas.
>>52091042
Its 70% face and 30% personality
I have 0% of either
>>52090704
>that's not Soft Machine
>>52091042
Lack of confidence. That's literally it.
>>52091042
probably could have fucked a couple of girls at uni but they weren't that attractive, would rather fuck an attractive girl to lose my v
>>52090992
space benis :DDDD
>>52091042
Post face or never happened
>>52091042
Where do you meet them?
>>52091053
>I had six bottle of Cider
you fucking mentalist mate, calm down
>>>>52090390
I did it. I actually did it.
I completely reprogrammed my brain to accept tartar sauce as a general condiment and not only for fried whitefish and pickled herring.
So that's how I bettered myself this past week.
How's about you guys?
having a beer and texting my gf
>>52091154
I can sense you're taking the piss but I'm not really sure why, is it because six isn't very much or because cider isn't a cool drink? Or is it something else.
Thanks
>>52091191
Wise up the fuck
>not spending your Sunday rewatching Twin Peaks
Embarrassing
>>52091042
ugly face
shit personality
incredibly shy
want to die
alcoholic and gone insane from drug use
>>52091251
both
>>52091254
what
>>52091251
>six isn't very much
you chattin shit lad thats way over the daily recommended intake limit
Can I go to the toilet please?
Human beings should have never evolved. We are a cancer on this planet. We deserve to die.
>>52091171
trained by arsehole to accept a buttplug
>>52091302
>daily recommended intake limit
>french UKIP getting BTFO just like our version
why are the far right such habitual losers lads?
>hard mode: say something other than rasheed xDDD
>>52091341
Shagged my own arse with a dildo this morning and came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, well chuffed about that
>>52091417
>>52091074
I have a pretty aesthetic face, that and my cock are the only two decent boy features I have, or and a barrel chest and broad shoulders, but I also have a pot belly. It's not all about looks, it's more about charisma desu.
>>52091099
If you bang some uggos, your confidence will go up, and you can target better looking grils
>>52091101
Why is your virginity such a sacred thing to you, are you heavily catholic or something? Just lose it and then bang whoever you want afterwards, it'll be easier.
>>52091121
Not posting my fact 2bh.
>>52091144
Mostly dating apps, I use Tinder, Plenty of Fish, and MeetMe, but I also go out on the piss with friends on the weekend, sometimes get lucky that way too
>>52091325
Don't worry, we will destroy ourselves in the end
>>52091312
take the pass
>>52091285
>mfw Twin Peaks after S1
>you will never see a space launch in person
>>52090873
Don't bother lad. No matter how much effort you put into concocting this thing she'll know you're lying.
this X Factor final is shite
>>52091514
It will be live on BBC on Tuesday though Wahey
>>52091450
>I have a pretty aesthetic face
HMM MATE I WONDER WHY YOU GET SO MANY GIRLS
YEAH HMMM
MUST BE YOUR CHOICE IN SHOES MATE
HMM YEAH MUST BE THAT
lads you can watch the peep show finale on 4od RIGHT NOW
>>52091417
Because Western Europeans are basically centrists and aren't reactionary idiots on the whole.
>mfw parties like UKIP, FN, Golden Dawn will NEVER form a government
>>52091298
Chin up, mate. Get a hobby or something, got any friends?
>>52090596
Floyd fucking sucks.
How long will it take to do 100 press ups 100 squats?
1 hour?
Coco pops or Weetos?
>>52091538
Never even watched this series but who are the two black lads? They're fucking terrible
>>52091514
>tfw saw one literally by accident while I was lounging in a pool in Florida
yankfeels.jpg
Did anyone else use to ask Jeeves if he was gay? lmao
>>52091567
Hahaha don't be a spastic mate. I know plenty of uggo guys who do just as well as me with girls. As long as you are not literally digusting, you can pull girls with confidence and charisma.
>>52091450
>Why is your virginity such a sacred thing to you, are you heavily catholic or something? Just lose it and then bang whoever you want afterwards, it'll be easier.
not that, it's just i don't see the point in banging unattractive/average girls, would rather just wank
>>52091605
coco pops cos its the closest one to cock xx
>>52091298
same lad apart from last 2
Time will crawl
>>52091602
half that I'd say.
I have an uncanny ability to attract women who are complete nutcases
>>52091706
>I attract women
FONT
How much is a Thai gf lads?
>>52091706
howling at this post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mfhSTKbcpx
>wake up
>see this outside
what do?
>>52091514
was in florida when a rocket blew up in june but i wasn't aware of the launch until afterwards, fucks sake
>>52091761
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>52091761
love qt dresses desu
which of you are UC recipients and which of are still on JSA?
have you ever noticed that people who say their exes are all nutters are usually nutters?
*looks at your post and blushes*
>>52091637
Reggie and Bollie. Shite I know. Mainly watching for Adele Tbh.
>>52091341
>>52091437
Proud of you boys.
>>52091689
Getting your dick sucked and banging pussy is better than a wank by a million times. Even if she's a fatty. Just focus on the bits you like while your banging (tits, ass, pussy), it's all good. It's only your standards and silly notions of pride stopping you getting laid, and if you banged a few average girls, you'd be confident enough to pull a hottie.
>>52091693
weetos is close to a pooey bum tho
>Jeremy Clarkson forced to shill for his new masters Amazon
*SLAPS your forehead*
Spam!!
>>52091933
thought it was quite funny when he didn't say BBC lmao
>>52091637
Cheryl Cole wants to bang one of them
>>52091968
NO
BULLIES
>>52091933
How is that any different than shilling for the BBC? Apart from the fact Amazon don't churn out far left propagander and fund paedophile rings.
My bitch look like madonna
>>52091859
>banging
Fuck off yank
>>52092047
Fuck off you spastic. Banging birds is as British as it gets.
>>52092036
BBC is an arm of the government so it's obviously more prestigious than just some jews chasing pennies
NEXT HYPE LADS
>say "Merry Christmas" to an American
>he responds with "Happy Holidays"
Smoking mad Newports cause I'm due in court for an assault, that I caught, in Bridgeport, New York
>>52092137
the government are mass murdering psychopaths
wtf
does anthony joshua have autism
look at his face when stormzy walks in
JUST tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5i4Ylfg5pI
>>52091582
a lot of populist parties in europe are all over the board about economic issues.
Like FN wants to seriously cut down immigration, but their economic policies are all for big states and aren't that different from the established parties.
>>52092144
>steals our holiday
>expects us to be jolly about it
>>52092137
>BBC is an arm of the government
>>52092144
>merry
Fuck off, papist
>>52091859
>>52092090
>ass
Fuck off yank underage
>>52092137
>BBC
>prestigious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah maybe 15-20 years ago before they became a propagander platform, using public money to pay known paedophiles. Anyone who pays a TV license a fucking melt 2bh
>>52092199
i can't explain it. but US military can be more respected than PMCs, Nasa more respectable than spacex etc etc
it's all to do with their objectives and the resources they have at their disposal
>>52092357
Propaganda* fuck.
just had an epiphany lads
>>52092357
>propagander
toplel
propabanter
unironically in love with a mulatto girl, m8s
>>52092357
fucking edgelords
don't forget to submit a the youtube video about your conspiracy theories
fuck sake lads, falling asleep, I work nights though so it'd fuck my sleeping pattern even more if i drifted off, but its tempting
having a propagander
rina
want to fuck joy's smelly arse then put my willy in her mouth
eating like an absolute fat cunt again haha yolo
>>52092534
Bloody hell
>>52092210
Joshua is a charisma vacuum, just like all the other Sky Sports shills
>>52091514
>saw both a shuttle launch AND landing in person
>shuttle launch was the most impressive, important moment of my life
>2nd only to putting it in her pooper
I've lived a good life, lads.
Is it poofty if I'm the one to put my head in a girl's lap? It's just really comfy tbqh
love the sound of the main engine start VROOOOMMMM
https://youtu.be/ShRa2RG2KDI?t=9m43s
>>52092357
>propagander
>When was the last time you were happy?
>Where do you see yourself in ten years?
>>52092525
a right propa gander like
>>52092435
>PaleSTEIN
>West BANK
>Flag colours of the four horsemen
coincidence?
What if PaleSTEIN is a false flag made by the zionist NWO to distract goyim from the illuminati?
the more you know
>>52092534
Who is this?
You're all a bunch of fucking propaganders.
>>52092463
Beat you to it 2bh, >>52092409
>>52092484
How is it remotely edgy, let alone a conspiracy, you utter mong. It's been all over the news for years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_sexual_abuse_cases
>>52092636
love falling asleep in my fiancée's lap 2bh
Betting on NFL is like a license to print money lads
>>52092534
Would love to jizz on her belly
propawanker
>>52092735
how do you make these
>>52092703
>license
It's licence m8
>>52092769
Propagander.
>>52092357
>propagander
>>52092797
ahh excellent very impressive
>>52092671
my wife
the lone light in a dark world
the only thing worth living for
Who else has been kissed on the cheek by a qt loli today?
I bet you haven't. BTFO.
>>52092657
>when I had gf
>pic related
Fuck off
>>52092823
why did a loli kiss you on the cheek
why wasn't it on the lips :x
Fuck off
last night I dreamed i was trying to kill you
i woke up and I was trying to kill you
