edition
First for Brasil
here edition
Will
To bloke who apparently can shag a ton of birds
>What is confidence and charisma?
>not living in Oxfordshire
you lads disgust me
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hello,all the anime please! thanks.
want to fuck irenes dirty smelly arse without a condom 2bh
Nth for Jun is shit.
Also Yorkshire uber alles.
WE WUZ VIKINGS AND SHIET
>livershite
>>52093903
what kind of loser bothers to write out this shit
>>52093886
Alri lad (; x
>>52093896
Oh
wanking's just not doing it for me anymore desu
Comfy Choons edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUpAnhFGM_M
big wank for the lads
>>52093903
I've only got three of these haha, not saying which doe.
Is this phrase makes sense to you?
you can feel each other walking into the postcode
What the hell does it mean? why postcode?
I DON'T WANNA BALL NO MORE
>>52093877
charming personally
this is true, i know a guy whose short, not that great looking but fucks loads of girls just cause of his personally
post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
not a fan of some of these Yorkshite posters, they make some mean and bad comments this is not good for /brit/.
>>52093565
We go out together and get drunk pretty often (she's my roommate).
best tea
>>52094019
this desu no microaggressions allowed
>>52093979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bZwRBat4w
>>52094014
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/her
>>52093913
>Does this phrase makes sense to you?
ftfy
>you can feel each other walking into the postcode
Sorry, I don't speak fuckhead.
H E R T F O R D S H I R E
>>52093903
A 9 year old girl kissed me on the cheek
Reminder that if this is not your flag you are an objectively bad poster.
>>52094001
>personally?
what makes someone have a charming "personally"
>>52094019
>Hampshite
>>52094038
>Inbred-ville
>>52094075
i like little girls they are very cute, i think if i was a little girl i would be happy.
After seeing the yanks go on about it for so long I thought I'd try making biscuits and gravy.
Not a fan 2bh.
>>52094014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQD-8sVv7a4
>yorkshit accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZeSbJMZV2E
>>52094084
is this real
>>52093543
lisicki
thailad
kernowlad
norn iron vocarooo lad
armenian manc lad
sershlad
yank who always posts partynextdoor
can't think of anymore
>>52094114
was a typo, meant to say personality
just extremely confident, outgoing, friendly
>>52093935
What sort of shite chippies don't serve gravy or curry sauce?
fucking yorkshire
>ywn come home after a long day at work and cuddle in her arms while she sings to you
>ywn snuggle your head in her soft bosom on a cold winter's night
>ywn hold her in your arms while you smell her hair and kiss her cheek
>>52094175
yes, we even beat the convicts
:(
Going through the thread to point out the terrible posters.
>>52093821
>>52093853
>>52093875
>>52093877
>>52093897
>>52093903
>>52093921
>>52093927
>>52093927
>>52093963
>>52093969
>>52093971
>>52093977
>>52093979
>>52093991
>>52093993
>>52093995
>>52093999
>>52094001
>>52094014
>>52094019
>>52094023
>>52094038
>>52094040
>>52094052
>>52094055
>>52094069
>>52094075
>>52094114
>>52094130
>>52094132
>>52094138
>>52094147
>>52094167
>>52094176
>>52094177
These are all bad posts.
>>52094183
Southern ones.
>tfw no trap bf to cuddle
>>52094040
Damn Austria got some good taste
>>52094138
Hahaha, very nice joke.
7.5/10 chuckle points.
>>52093969
GCHQ datamine experiment.
>>52094177
ok, i am now confident in myself
i will now be outgoing and friendly to everyone
i expect to be drowning in pussy next weekend
>>52094218
all me
>>52094176
>yank who always posts partynextdoor
i post other tunes too
>>52094216
is liz from yorkshire
first for lebkuchen
on my second bag godammit
whats your favourite sub reddit lads
>>52094218
all me
>>52094023
If she lives in the same house as you, goes out drinking with you often, and you haven't got anywhere yet, you never will, mate.
>UK
>good HDI
pick one
>maisie
>>52093995
It doesn't make sense, at all lad.
We need more context, maybe they fucked up a little.
Somerset is where the Sun-er-Set
>>52094200
Fuck off Kent. I've visited your shithole and it left me very disappointed.
>>52094243
>whats your favourite sub reddit lads
Wankastrian here, ask me anything.
how many months validity do you need on your passport to go into space
also need to do the usual asian qt post desu
>>52094291
soccerstreams
>>52093903
oh boy
acne borderline manlet small erect dick big nose big head receding lisp short sight wear glasses nigger lips depression anxiety suicidal feelings :)
>just woke up
>I was outbid by 20p
>>52094138
You're supposed to use hob nobs
>ywn wake up next to her
>ywn hold her and comfort her when she's stressed out
>ywn have her sing to you while you hold her in your arms while you both sit in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter's night
>>52093995
I already told you this. It means you are in a shithole.
>>52094340
His nose looks small there but a lot bigger on other photos
>>52094176
Does sershlad post any more? Haven't seen him in a while.
Also shiplad.
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
New #RememberRotherham thread here
>>52094374
i want kyary to pee on me
>>52094365
Can you go and spend some time with my grandma? She lives there and I don't have time to go and see her until after christmas
>>52094365
why did you war with york
doing a post
>>52094281
hello, did you post about this before? because i think i saw this before and i want to know if you did ok i would be thankful thanks.
>>52094236
>joke
I'm not following you.
>>52094411
Rorke
>>52093903
>'''''''''''''''''''People'''''''''''''''''''''' that aren't from the Home Counties
>>52094347
/r/unitedkingdom
doing a sexual frustration
>>52094444
damn right rasheed
>Starting to get fantasies at night of being dominated and fucked by really strong handsome guys
what-do?
>>52094291
/r/traps
/r/milfs
/r/gonewild
>>52094438
all me
pretty cool lads 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRCffhAJEc&index=1
>>52094281
Did you post this in the Christmas food thread before the yank shitposter started sperging out?
>>52094473
do you have a feminine penis?
>ywn call her mommy
>>52094439
Hahaha, I'm bumping it up to an 8.
Good work lad.
>>52093995
Maybe, "I could smell him/her/it a mile away"
>>52094473
HARROGATE
>>52094444
>t. Rasheed
>>52094449
>uncut is an insecurity
??
>>52094426
Yeah, where's she based?
>>52094429
Dunno really.
>>52093903
>>52094444
Peado apologist
>>52094291
/r/asianmasculinity.
It's a whole swarm of Eliots.
>>52094538
was confused by that as well desu but it was listed and i just checked everything that was listed
>>52094450
Got any cool pics to showcase?
>>52094340
i'll give that a shot
apparently girls just like chemistry so if you find a girl where you click then nothing else matters
>>52094541
>Yeah, where's she based?
I wasn't being serious lad
>>52094407
I'm here everyday still but I can't post that much because of work
>>52094498
three inches and only gets to six when its erect but otherwise yes...
>>52094291
/r/me_irl
>>52094473
Do society a favour and end your pathetic life, stupid weeb yank nonce cunt
>>52094544
went to school with this girl
fingered her down the back of biology too wahey!!
>>52094421
Kyary is pure
>>52094450
good post
charli lads
>>52094538
In America
>>52094291
r/ukpolitics
>>52094176
>armenian manc lad
I mentioned it once how am I recognisable
>>52094429
If York and Lancashire didn't go to war then we wouldn't have Game of Thrones.
Bonus points to the Romans for building the wall to keep the Scots out.
>>52094544
oh my lord, i need more
>>52094613
well start the hormones now lad, in a few years you could be passable like ricchan.
>>52094378
>>52094478
>>52094589
>>52094624
>>52094649
>browsing reddit
Drinking red wine for no reason
>>52094602
Ah, right, was gonna ask you if you wanted me to coat the knife in Gaviscon before I did her in.
>>52094634
used to have a flute class with this wan
she blew on my flute alright iykwim ;)
>>52094730
are you a posh mum in her 40s
>>52094713
I only go on soccerstreams cos the best ones get posted there
good evening laddo's
Sershlad is a nice fellow
>>52094634
eternal /xcx/
Daily reminder that those who live in the yellow are not human.
>>52094634
she could bite my finger any day
>york and lancaster "went to war"
thats what the hoses were called they had nothing to do with the actual regions reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52094670
doesn't northumbria come between york and scotland
>>52094769
Nah, just a depressed guy in his late twenties who can't keep hold of a gf for more than a few months
>>52094730
it prevents cancer
>>52094800
Fuck off, the memes rule here.
loving this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
Really want to marry Azusa lads
>>52094538
Fucking hell, I just noticed that too.
>Yancuts
>>52094797
Go to bed poortherner, you've got to get up early for work at Asda in the morning
>>52094797
Purple pride, purplewide
Would you guys consider the Suffolk/Essex border in the south of England?
>>52094797
NORTHERN
MASTER RACE
>>52094884
Good lad
>>52094779
alri lad?
ADELE
D
E
L
E
http://strawpoll.me/6259829
http://strawpoll.me/6259829
http://strawpoll.me/6259829
>shire
>>52094670
>Bonus points to the Romans for building the wall to keep the Scots out
literally meme history
Dorset is a pretty nice place
Where do I go from here?
>>52094926
not a fat fetishist. thanks
Doing a weed
>>52094879
why?
>>52094800
>Lancashire has a red rose on it's flag
>Yorkshire has a white rose on it's flag
>Lancashire and Yorkshire weren't involved in the war of the roses! honest!
>>52094945
'no'
>>52094411
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
>>52094900
I'd rather be poor than Southern tbqh lad.
>>52094965
She looks like she loves a banana
>>52094940
>no olive oil
>>52094979
>gif
fuck off
>>52094974
愛
>>52094979
>gif
fuck off
>>52094965
ask her about the decline of the white race
>>52094940
sunflower oil you soggy binman
>>52095013
too low a smoke point la
>>52094965
ask for the twins name obvs
>>52094945
>American
>>52095020
>>52094979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U
>>52094965
">replying to a post from 17 hours ago
kill yourself"
This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune,--often the surfeit
of our own behavior,--we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as
if we were villains by necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion
of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star!
>>52095067
me on the right tbhwyf
>>52094945
>his states are mostly named in prairiewog languages
>The great state of
>>52094800
actually the war resulted in much civil unrest across the region
>>52094538
I was circumcised for phimosis when I was 13
I'm fucking dreading the day I finally lose my virginity and the bird pulls down my trousers and is freaked out at my scarred nob and asks me why I don't have a foreskin
Won't have to worry about that for a long time though haha
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>>52095025
its love.
>>52095002
Bad mentality
>>52095138
t. southern poofter
>>52095067
>>52095138
Nope.
>>52095122
I'm circumsised for the same thing. I was told it looked better, but she was probably just saying that.
https://youtu.be/z7euLhiMFPs
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Choon tbqh
>>52093903
who /subhuman manchild/ here
>>52094302
We've only known each other for a few months.
>>52095181
t. obsessed northern chode
>>52095122
How bad could it even have been at 13 for you to ask your parents if you need it snipped?
CRAVE IN CHARGE CRAVE IN CHARGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
>uncircumcised willys are available fetish in america
>>52095221
What's your accent?
>I am from the South of England
Would you date a pure British girl?
browsing uni yaks, it's apparent foreign birds love uncircumcised willies
>Why yes I am circumcised
>>52094965
what did your bio say?
>>52095301
nothing. I made the chart up
I'm thankful for that insecurity list. Realised I'm only insecure about like 10 things.
>>52095348
I would only date a pure British girl.
.. and Irish girls
Keep forgetting how tiny and insignificant Scotland is desu lads
>>52095372
me buried under his chin hehe
>>52095309
Is that even legal?
>>52095381
>What's your accent?
>Nothing
Yanks strike again.
>>52095430
You really shouldn't call your dick Scotland mate, it's confusing when you take it out of context
>>52095309
Don't act like this area isn't the most pakified Islamic wasteland in the whole of Western Europe.
>>52095430
Never heard of it
>>52095430
like you
>>52095450
It is in the south.
>>52095454
>>52095381
You don't have an accent?
>>52095450
No, but then neither is raping 1400 children but sure.
>>52095454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>52095309
That guy got arrested and he's not a muslim any more, you do realise that right?
>>52095454
WAHHEEEYYYY
>>52095506
b-but memes
>>52095430
who's Scott and why does he have a country named after him?
![lg-4k-tv-55-65-inch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jzb3M2f.jpg "lg-4k-tv-55-65-inch[1].jpg")
Lads I have a 42 inch tv in my room
Should I upgrade to a 65 inch 4k?
>>52095456
>What are London and Birmingham
>>52095506
>he thinks that can stop the meme train
>>52095450
no
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3300168/Muslim-patrol-member-blames-internet-turning-extremist.html
>>52095452
>>52095496
americans invented english, you ignorant savages
>his first language is English
>he can't even properly pronounce this simple poem
Can't sit comfortably because my chair reclines lads. Wish it didn't.
Dislike the Scottish accent
Rebuild the wall and build it higher desu
>>52095554
your eyes can't see more then 40 inches lad
>>52093903
>Acne
>Mixed dry/oily skin makes it flaky
>5'11" King of Manlets
Feels like even youngsters are taller than me recently
>Circumcised
Polish Jew dad, stupid cunt
>Skeleton, babby wrists and twig legs
I always wear long sleeves and long trousers even in the summer. It makes me look extremely autistic.
>Bulbous nose
Will probably get it shaved
>Dandruff
Frequently go to a toilet mirror to brush it out
>Non-existent cheekbones
Hopefully I'll have some with the help of Mike Mew, blessed be his name
>Short-sighted
Don't care, except when I want to check out birds from afar wahey
>Blowjob lips
Wish they were only slightly thinner but whatever
>Yellow teeth
Never brush my teeth 2bh, can't be fugged
>Mumbler
I can't speak coherently if it's noisy
>Visible ribcage
>>52095554
No, wait a couple of years and they'll be much cheaper than they are now
calculating the cost effectiveness of a wank
>>52095500
It's actually more than 1.4k. Bristol, Oxford, Telford, Peterborough, Derby, Banbury and Aylesbury also had sex gangs
Who else is listening to Christmas carols and reading the bible while wrapped up nice and warm here?
>>52095597
>>Yellow teeth
>Never brush my teeth 2bh, can't be fugged
A living stereotype.
How much does a decent bottle of wine cost?
>>52095557
>meme train
gas yourself
>>52095597
how do u shave a nose
with my uneven nostrils i might as well
>>52095625
PETERBOROUGH MENTIO-wait, what is he...
hm
going to watch anime in bed now lads.
Have
A
Great
Night
10 days till easter lads
>>52095612
They're already pretty cheap
Can get one or just £1k now
>>52095655
Fuck off Yank.
>>52095663
About £10, sometimes less if the shop has it at reduced price
>>52095639
>reading the bible
>>52095675
>ui's body
FUUUUCK
>>52095430
If that's true, why are the english so defensive about it
>>52095472
where did you get this picture of me
>>52095713
>Things cost less at reduced price
Thanks for that mate
>wake up
>still not English
it's pain
>>52095678
Fuck off trillionaire
