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edition
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First for Brasil
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here edition
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Will
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To bloke who apparently can shag a ton of birds

>What is confidence and charisma?
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>not living in Oxfordshire

you lads disgust me
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hello,all the anime please! thanks.
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want to fuck irenes dirty smelly arse without a condom 2bh
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Nth for Jun is shit.

Also Yorkshire uber alles.
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WE WUZ VIKINGS AND SHIET
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>livershite
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>>52093903
what kind of loser bothers to write out this shit
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>>52093886
Alri lad (; x

>>52093896
Oh
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wanking's just not doing it for me anymore desu
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Comfy Choons edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUpAnhFGM_M
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big wank for the lads
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>>52093903
I've only got three of these haha, not saying which doe.
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Is this phrase makes sense to you?

you can feel each other walking into the postcode

What the hell does it mean? why postcode?
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I DON'T WANNA BALL NO MORE
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>>52093877
charming personally
this is true, i know a guy whose short, not that great looking but fucks loads of girls just cause of his personally
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post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
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not a fan of some of these Yorkshite posters, they make some mean and bad comments this is not good for /brit/.
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>>52093565
We go out together and get drunk pretty often (she's my roommate).
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best tea
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>>52094019
this desu no microaggressions allowed
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>>52093979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bZwRBat4w
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>>52094014
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/her
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>>52093913
>Does this phrase makes sense to you?
ftfy

>you can feel each other walking into the postcode
Sorry, I don't speak fuckhead.
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H E R T F O R D S H I R E
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>>52093903
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A 9 year old girl kissed me on the cheek
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Reminder that if this is not your flag you are an objectively bad poster.
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>>52094001
>personally?

what makes someone have a charming "personally"
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>>52094019
>Hampshite
>>52094038
>Inbred-ville
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>>52094075
i like little girls they are very cute, i think if i was a little girl i would be happy.
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After seeing the yanks go on about it for so long I thought I'd try making biscuits and gravy.

Not a fan 2bh.
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>>52094014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQD-8sVv7a4
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>yorkshit accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZeSbJMZV2E
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>>52094084
is this real
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>>52093543
lisicki
thailad
kernowlad
norn iron vocarooo lad
armenian manc lad
sershlad
yank who always posts partynextdoor
can't think of anymore
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>>52094114
was a typo, meant to say personality
just extremely confident, outgoing, friendly
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>>52093935
What sort of shite chippies don't serve gravy or curry sauce?
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>>52094101
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fucking yorkshire
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>ywn come home after a long day at work and cuddle in her arms while she sings to you
>ywn snuggle your head in her soft bosom on a cold winter's night
>ywn hold her in your arms while you smell her hair and kiss her cheek
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>>52094175
yes, we even beat the convicts
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:(
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>tfw no trap bf to cuddle
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>>52094040
Damn Austria got some good taste
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>>52094138
Hahaha, very nice joke.
7.5/10 chuckle points.
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>>52093969
GCHQ datamine experiment.
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>>52094177
ok, i am now confident in myself
i will now be outgoing and friendly to everyone
i expect to be drowning in pussy next weekend
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>>52094218
all me
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>>52094176
>yank who always posts partynextdoor
i post other tunes too
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>>52094216
is liz from yorkshire
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first for lebkuchen
on my second bag godammit
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whats your favourite sub reddit lads
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>>52094167
qt
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>>52094218
all me
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>>52094023
If she lives in the same house as you, goes out drinking with you often, and you haven't got anywhere yet, you never will, mate.
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>UK
>good HDI

pick one
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>maisie
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>>52093995
It doesn't make sense, at all lad.

We need more context, maybe they fucked up a little.
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Somerset is where the Sun-er-Set
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>>52094200
Fuck off Kent. I've visited your shithole and it left me very disappointed.
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>>52094243
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>whats your favourite sub reddit lads
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Wankastrian here, ask me anything.
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how many months validity do you need on your passport to go into space
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also need to do the usual asian qt post desu
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>>52094291
soccerstreams
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>>52093903
oh boy
acne borderline manlet small erect dick big nose big head receding lisp short sight wear glasses nigger lips depression anxiety suicidal feelings :)
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>just woke up
>I was outbid by 20p
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>>52094138
You're supposed to use hob nobs
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>ywn wake up next to her
>ywn hold her and comfort her when she's stressed out
>ywn have her sing to you while you hold her in your arms while you both sit in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter's night
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>>52093995
I already told you this. It means you are in a shithole.
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>>52094340
His nose looks small there but a lot bigger on other photos
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>>52094176
Does sershlad post any more? Haven't seen him in a while.
Also shiplad.
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>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
>>>/pol/58310288
New #RememberRotherham thread here
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>>52094374
i want kyary to pee on me
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>>52094365
Can you go and spend some time with my grandma? She lives there and I don't have time to go and see her until after christmas
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>>52094365
why did you war with york
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doing a post
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>>52094281
hello, did you post about this before? because i think i saw this before and i want to know if you did ok i would be thankful thanks.
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>>52094236
>joke

I'm not following you.
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>>52094411
Rorke
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>>52093903
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>'''''''''''''''''''People'''''''''''''''''''''' that aren't from the Home Counties
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>>52094347
/r/unitedkingdom
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doing a sexual frustration
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>>52094444
damn right rasheed
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>Starting to get fantasies at night of being dominated and fucked by really strong handsome guys


what-do?
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>>52094291
/r/traps
/r/milfs
/r/gonewild
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>>52094438
all me
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pretty cool lads 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRCffhAJEc&index=1
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>>52094281
Did you post this in the Christmas food thread before the yank shitposter started sperging out?
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>>52094473
do you have a feminine penis?
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>ywn call her mommy
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>>52094439
Hahaha, I'm bumping it up to an 8.
Good work lad.
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>>52093995
Maybe, "I could smell him/her/it a mile away"
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>>52094473
HARROGATE
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>>52094444
>t. Rasheed
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>>52094449
>uncut is an insecurity
??
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>>52094426
Yeah, where's she based?

>>52094429
Dunno really.
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>>52093903
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>>52094444

Peado apologist
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>>52094291
/r/asianmasculinity.

It's a whole swarm of Eliots.
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>>52094538
was confused by that as well desu but it was listed and i just checked everything that was listed
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>>52094450
Got any cool pics to showcase?
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>>52094340
i'll give that a shot

apparently girls just like chemistry so if you find a girl where you click then nothing else matters
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>>52094541
>Yeah, where's she based?
I wasn't being serious lad
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>>52094407
I'm here everyday still but I can't post that much because of work
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>>52094498
three inches and only gets to six when its erect but otherwise yes...
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>>52094291
/r/me_irl
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>>52094473

Do society a favour and end your pathetic life, stupid weeb yank nonce cunt
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>>52094544
went to school with this girl

fingered her down the back of biology too wahey!!
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>>52094421
Kyary is pure

>>52094450
good post
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charli lads
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>>52094538
In America
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>>52094291
r/ukpolitics
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>>52094176
>armenian manc lad
I mentioned it once how am I recognisable
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>>52094429
If York and Lancashire didn't go to war then we wouldn't have Game of Thrones.

Bonus points to the Romans for building the wall to keep the Scots out.
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>>52094544
oh my lord, i need more
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>>52094613
well start the hormones now lad, in a few years you could be passable like ricchan.
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>>52094378
>>52094478
>>52094589
>>52094624
>>52094649

>browsing reddit
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Drinking red wine for no reason
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>>52094602
Ah, right, was gonna ask you if you wanted me to coat the knife in Gaviscon before I did her in.
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>>52094634
used to have a flute class with this wan

she blew on my flute alright iykwim ;)
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>>52094730
are you a posh mum in her 40s
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>>52094713
I only go on soccerstreams cos the best ones get posted there
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good evening laddo's
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Sershlad is a nice fellow
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>>52094634
eternal /xcx/
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Daily reminder that those who live in the yellow are not human.
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>>52094634
she could bite my finger any day
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>york and lancaster "went to war"
thats what the hoses were called they had nothing to do with the actual regions reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>52094670
doesn't northumbria come between york and scotland
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>>52094769
Nah, just a depressed guy in his late twenties who can't keep hold of a gf for more than a few months
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>>52094730
it prevents cancer
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>>52094800
Fuck off, the memes rule here.
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loving this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
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Really want to marry Azusa lads
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>>52094538
Fucking hell, I just noticed that too.

>Yancuts
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>>52094797
Go to bed poortherner, you've got to get up early for work at Asda in the morning
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>>52094797
Purple pride, purplewide
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Would you guys consider the Suffolk/Essex border in the south of England?
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>>52094797
NORTHERN
MASTER RACE
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>>52094884
Good lad
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>>52094779
alri lad?
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ADELE
D
E
L
E
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http://strawpoll.me/6259829
http://strawpoll.me/6259829
http://strawpoll.me/6259829
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>shire
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>>52094670
>Bonus points to the Romans for building the wall to keep the Scots out
literally meme history
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Dorset is a pretty nice place
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Where do I go from here?
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>>52094926
not a fat fetishist. thanks
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Doing a weed
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>>52094879
why?
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>>52094800
>Lancashire has a red rose on it's flag
>Yorkshire has a white rose on it's flag
>Lancashire and Yorkshire weren't involved in the war of the roses! honest!
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>>52094945
'no'
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>>52094411
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
http://strawpoll.me/6259840
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>>52094900
I'd rather be poor than Southern tbqh lad.
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>>52094965
She looks like she loves a banana
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>>52094940
>no olive oil
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>>52094979
>gif

fuck off
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>>52094974
æ„›
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>>52094979

>gif

fuck off
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>>52094965
ask her about the decline of the white race
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>>52094940
sunflower oil you soggy binman
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>>52095013
too low a smoke point la
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>>52094965
ask for the twins name obvs
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>>52094945
>American
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>>52095020
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>>52094979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5HMcE06__U
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>>52094965
">replying to a post from 17 hours ago
kill yourself"
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This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune,--often the surfeit
of our own behavior,--we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as
if we were villains by necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion
of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star!
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>>52095067
me on the right tbhwyf
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>>52094945
>his states are mostly named in prairiewog languages
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>The great state of
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>>52094800
actually the war resulted in much civil unrest across the region
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>>52094538
I was circumcised for phimosis when I was 13

I'm fucking dreading the day I finally lose my virginity and the bird pulls down my trousers and is freaked out at my scarred nob and asks me why I don't have a foreskin

Won't have to worry about that for a long time though haha
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>>52095002
Bad mentality
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>>52095138

t. southern poofter
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>>52095067
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>>52095138
Nope.
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>>52095122
I'm circumsised for the same thing. I was told it looked better, but she was probably just saying that.
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https://youtu.be/z7euLhiMFPs
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Choon tbqh
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>>52093903
who /subhuman manchild/ here
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>>52094302
We've only known each other for a few months.
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>>52095181
t. obsessed northern chode
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>>52095122
How bad could it even have been at 13 for you to ask your parents if you need it snipped?
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CRAVE IN CHARGE CRAVE IN CHARGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
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>uncircumcised willys are available fetish in america
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>>52095221
What's your accent?
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>I am from the South of England
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Would you date a pure British girl?
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browsing uni yaks, it's apparent foreign birds love uncircumcised willies
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>Why yes I am circumcised
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>>52094965
what did your bio say?
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>>52095301
nothing. I made the chart up
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I'm thankful for that insecurity list. Realised I'm only insecure about like 10 things.
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>>52095348
I would only date a pure British girl.

.. and Irish girls
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Keep forgetting how tiny and insignificant Scotland is desu lads
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>>52095372
me buried under his chin hehe
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>>52095309
Is that even legal?
>>
>>52095381
>What's your accent?
>Nothing
Yanks strike again.
>>
>>52095430
You really shouldn't call your dick Scotland mate, it's confusing when you take it out of context
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>>52095309
Don't act like this area isn't the most pakified Islamic wasteland in the whole of Western Europe.
>>
>>52095430
Never heard of it
>>
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>>52095430
like you
>>
>>52095450
It is in the south.
>>
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>>52095454
>>
>>52095381
You don't have an accent?
>>
>>52095450
No, but then neither is raping 1400 children but sure.
>>
>>52095454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>
>>52095309
That guy got arrested and he's not a muslim any more, you do realise that right?
>>
>>52095454
WAHHEEEYYYY
>>
>>52095506
b-but memes
>>
>>52095430
who's Scott and why does he have a country named after him?
>>
Lads I have a 42 inch tv in my room

Should I upgrade to a 65 inch 4k?
>>
>>52095456
>What are London and Birmingham

>>52095506
>he thinks that can stop the meme train
>>
>>52095450
no

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3300168/Muslim-patrol-member-blames-internet-turning-extremist.html
>>
>>52095452
>>52095496
americans invented english, you ignorant savages
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>his first language is English
>he can't even properly pronounce this simple poem
>>
Can't sit comfortably because my chair reclines lads. Wish it didn't.
>>
Dislike the Scottish accent
Rebuild the wall and build it higher desu
>>
>>52095554
your eyes can't see more then 40 inches lad
>>
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>>52093903
>Acne
>Mixed dry/oily skin makes it flaky

>5'11" King of Manlets
Feels like even youngsters are taller than me recently

>Circumcised
Polish Jew dad, stupid cunt

>Skeleton, babby wrists and twig legs
I always wear long sleeves and long trousers even in the summer. It makes me look extremely autistic.

>Bulbous nose
Will probably get it shaved

>Dandruff
Frequently go to a toilet mirror to brush it out

>Non-existent cheekbones
Hopefully I'll have some with the help of Mike Mew, blessed be his name

>Short-sighted
Don't care, except when I want to check out birds from afar wahey

>Blowjob lips
Wish they were only slightly thinner but whatever

>Yellow teeth
Never brush my teeth 2bh, can't be fugged

>Mumbler
I can't speak coherently if it's noisy

>Visible ribcage
>>
>>52095554
No, wait a couple of years and they'll be much cheaper than they are now
>>
calculating the cost effectiveness of a wank
>>
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>>52095500
It's actually more than 1.4k. Bristol, Oxford, Telford, Peterborough, Derby, Banbury and Aylesbury also had sex gangs
>>
Who else is listening to Christmas carols and reading the bible while wrapped up nice and warm here?
>>
>>52095597
>>Yellow teeth
>Never brush my teeth 2bh, can't be fugged

A living stereotype.
>>
How much does a decent bottle of wine cost?
>>
>>52095557
>meme train
gas yourself
>>
>>52095597
how do u shave a nose
with my uneven nostrils i might as well
>>
>>52095625
PETERBOROUGH MENTIO-wait, what is he...
hm
>>
going to watch anime in bed now lads.
Have
A
Great
Night
>>
10 days till easter lads
>>
>>52095612
They're already pretty cheap

Can get one or just £1k now
>>
>>52095655
Fuck off Yank.
>>
>>52095663
About £10, sometimes less if the shop has it at reduced price
>>
>>52095639
>reading the bible
>>
>>52095675
>ui's body

FUUUUCK
>>
>>52095430
If that's true, why are the english so defensive about it
>>
>>52095472
where did you get this picture of me
>>
>>52095713
>Things cost less at reduced price
Thanks for that mate
>>
>wake up
>still not English

it's pain
>>
>>52095678
Fuck off trillionaire
>>
>>52095710
Just brush yer fuckin teeth mate
>>
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>>52095744
>>
>>52095715
>Not reading the Bible
Papist detected
>>
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>tfw watching high quality European porn
>Astoundingly good looking women
>Guy always has a perfect >7", fat, intact cock
>>
crossed an important bridge in my life today lads
>>
>>52095753
;_;
>>
>>52095744
I mean if it's normally like £12 and they have put it on offer for £8 or whatever, don't you ever go to supermarkets?
>>
>>52095655
Yellow teeth aren't necessarily unhealthy. Just stained. I'd rather slightly yellow teeth than the scorch your eyes out from the brightness white teeth yanks have
>>
>>52095779
I don't give a fuck desu lad
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Why did Britain lead the world down the path to destruction?
>>
>>52095758
What kind of person doesn't have at least 1000 quid to spend on shit?
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6260030
http://strawpoll.me/6260030
>>
>>52093903
not really insecure about any of these things on the list besides maybe acne scars and shit facial hair

mostly just insecure about lack of social skills/lack of social life/virginity
>>
Genuinely can't remember the last time I had to talk to a non-white aside from the bus driver
>>
>>52095845
because we couldn't stand losing the empire
>>
>>52095825
Wait, so you're telling me that most of the time it's at one price but when it's "reduced price" then it's a smaller price?
>>
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>EngLAND
>ScotLAND
>IreLAND
>
>
>WALES
:^)
>>
>>52095777
Would you prefer them to be fucked by a micropenis like yours?
>>
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Thoughts?
>>
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>>52095779
Good lad

I crossed the dartford bridge myself
>>
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>>52095831
no, no you don't
>>
>>52095827
But this guy literally doesn't brush his teeth
>>
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>>52095777
>tfw I have a thick, 7.1 inch, intact cock
>kissless virgin

Nice
>>
>>52095827
worse than that. whitening strips away enamel
>>
>>52095678
Why would you need one any bigger than the one you currently have?
>>
>>52095869
They gave it away.

Canada literally asked
>>
>>52095845
Because we invented you
>>
>>52095849
The kind of person who isn't a student who is bankrolled by their parents
>>
>>52095880
The word Welsh comes from the Old English word for slave. Wales means "land of slaves".
>>
lol at the phrase "intact cock"
>>
>>52095882
That's not what I said, stop projecting.

It just makes me feel inadequate with my 6", thin, cut dick
>>
>>52095887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_bomb
>>
why do the english compete with a country a fraction of its size? are you scared?
>>
>>52095779
what
>>
>people that watch TV regularly
>people that have obnoxiously large TV screens
>people that care about consumer electronics

fucking jej
>>
>>52095887
>Newham
Stayed there with some mates for Comic Con. Mates made a lot of jokes about there being no whites there and how it was basically pakistan but in London.
>>
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>>52095912
>internet is as good as bangladesh
>>
>>52095918
42 inches is tiny nowadays

I need a curved tv
>>
>spending more than £500 on a tv
>>
>>52095994
>TV
fuck off yank
>>
>>52095940
The English words "Wales" and "Welsh" derive from the same Germanic root (singular Walh, plural Walha), which was itself derived from the name of the Celtic tribe known to the Romans as Volcae and which came to refer indiscriminately to all Celts and, later, to all inhabitants of the Roman Empire.

The Old English-speaking Anglo-Saxons came to use the term Wælisc when referring to the Celtic Britons in particular, and Wēalas when referring to their lands.

The modern names for some Continental European lands (e.g. Wallonia and Wallachia) and peoples (e.g. the Vlachs via a borrowing into Old Church Slavonic) have a similar etymology.
>>
>>52095994
says the internet addict
>>
need more kpop
>>
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>>52095887
It's alright.. the 12%+ parts haven't enveloped my area yet.
>>
>>52095880
well yeah, the -land suffix is reserved for actual countries and not english regions lad
>>
>>52093903
>34
WEW
>>
>>52095994
Pleb that can't afford a good TV detected.
>>
>>52095573
I had fun reading that, thanks
>>
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Reminder the government is not on your side
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>>people that watch TV regularly
>>people that have obnoxiously large TV screens
>>people that care about consumer electronics
>
>fucking jej
>>
>>52095989
been 1 month since i came off my meds and i feel stable

feel like i can move on now
>>
>>52095972
What counts as a thick dick?

I just measured mine and it;s 5.5 around and 2 inches across at the thickest part
>>
>>52095994
>sent from my dell laptop
>>
>>52096024
>42 inches is tiny nowadays
Fucking millennials like you make me sick
>>
>>52095994
>not caring about Consumer Electronics
>>
>>52096056
>china isn't considered asian
>>
>>52096071
Literally dunning kruger for plebs: The post
>>
>>52096055
is jpop okay?
>>
>next episode of fafner is called operation azure
i am so fucking hyped
>>
>>52096084
nice one

what were you on them for
>>
Bath in the evening or in the morning lads?
>>
>>52096084
What meds? SSRIs?
>>
>>52096109
But it is

You can buy a 48 inch for a measly 350 quid for fucks sake
>>
>>52096133
no
>>
wish we could replace the pakis and indians with east asians
>>
>>52096077
>mob rule

lele
>>
>>52096077
What do they have to lose from closing borders temporarily?
Will the EU shout at us?
>>
>>52096077
>believing anyone lives in a true democracy
>>
>>52096126
Fuck off Yank-lite.
>>
>>52096036
i thought it was the saxon term for foreigner
>>
Literally only watch TV for sports and the news, and the occasional documentary. Anything else and it feels like my brain is rotting
>>
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>>52096055
>>
>>52096142
the only good thing about living where you do is you get a rare flag on 4chan
>>
>>52096147
Evening preferably, it's like a 3 hour drive from here
>>
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>go to my doctor to try and get anxiety pills
>says no
there's only one way out for me haha
>>
>>52096077
When was it ever?
>>
>>52096024
Well, then I am behind the times then since all my computer monitors are bigger than my TV. A curved TV sounds cool though.
>>
>>52096186
nice legs, shame bout the face
>>
>>52096117
I was going to make the same post keek
>>
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>>52096161
oh
>>
>>52096208
>Hongcvckver
>>
>>52096207
:(
>>
>>52096077
>450k out of 64 million people (0.7%) signed an online petition
>the government is obliged to do it
>>
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Haha lads here is a pic of tsumugi kotobuki, as you can see she is very cute :D.
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>The far-right Front National (FN) have failed to win a single region in the second round of the French regional elections, exit polls have indicated. FN, led by charismatic leader Marine Le Pen, was expected to make a considerable impact after leading in six of the 13 newly-created super regions.
>>
>So, what is it you do for a living?
>I operate machines
>>
>>52095994
I like owning a tv but I don't watch cable often
Mostly use it for movies and games
>>
>>52096145
biploar and schizophrenia

>>52096151
started on those then went onto stronger stuff
>>
>>52096157
Doesn't mean it's a small tv, you're equating size with price and that's dumb
>>
>>52096167
>replace apes with orangutans

rather have neither thanks
>>
post lewd k-on
>>
>>52096259
BIG
>>
>>52096259
B
>>
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>>52096208
>Canada
>>
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>>52096242
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>>52096270
>>
>>52096274
really want yeri to sit on my face and call me a pervert for eating her 16yo arse
>>
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>>52096225
>>
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Pleb test: if any of these apply to you, there is no hope for you.

>Picky Eater
>Fat
>eats processed food/ready meals regularly
>Can't cook well
>listens to youtube music channels (UKF, The sound you need etc.)
>Wears clothes with overt branding
>eats/drinks sweets, fizzy drinks or energy drinks on a regular basis.
>Watches TV regularly
>Don't read at least 10 books a year
>>
>>52096330
we all make it lad, me and you are going to go places
>>
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>>52096259
>>
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>>52096338
>>
>>52096270
How did all that support evaporate?
>>
>>52096270
Between ukip and fn winning there has to be something rigged in the system
>>
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>42 inches is small for a tv
Literally what?
>>
>>52096292
Up against the wall
>>
>>52096371
>me ... are going to go places
>>
>>52096245
The snowdrop petition that banned all handguns in the UK only attained 50,000 signatures.
>>
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gf sent me this
>>
>>52096373
do not spread slanderous lies please
>>
>>52096383
it's measured from top right corner to bottom left corner
>>
>>52096363
Only book I've read in the past 3 years was The Divine Comedy. Apart from that, I am picky about mushrooms but that's it.
>>
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>>52096434
>>
is the instasynch still going lads?
>>
>>52096379
>Immigrants don't vote for anti immigrant parties.

As the ethnic makeup of Europe changes, the right will become weaker and weaker and eventually die out under a sea of ethnic voters.
>>
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>>52096455
>>
>>52096383
50 seems to be the average
>>
>>52096374
fantastic angle
>>
>>52096407
i'll make sure you get there

whether you notice it or not i'll always be watching over you
>>
>>52096408
>they did one that only got 50k signatures
>that means they must be obliged to follow any that get 50k or more signatures
>>
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>>52096330
You can cross it famalam
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3R-eqHM_O2k

This is the Shite my TV licence goes towards not as bad as BBC still
>>
>>52096450
Good lad

I've read the Aeneid and I fucking hate mushrooms
>>
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>>52096495
Wahey try to keep those goalposts still lad
>>
>>52096379
the socialists voted for the centre right party to keep FN out
>>
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>>52096408
They just wanted an excuse desu and that petition gave them it
>>
>>52096471
The right will become an Islamic right instead
But nuts though how immigrants can basically fuck over the country because democracy is so broken
>>
>>52096363
>Picky eater
Kind of, not really, though.
>Fat
Maybe a little overweight, nothing I couldn't fix in a month.
>eats processed food/ready meals regularly
Pretty much every night. I live alone and work long hours, don't see the problem
>Can't cook well
I am an excellent cook
>listens to youtube music channels (UKF, The sound you need etc.)
There are some good music channels on youtube.
>Wears clothes with overt branding
Some branded clothes last better, especially when buying nightwear and underwear.
>eats/drinks sweets, fizzy drinks or energy drinks on a regular basis.
Don't do this
>Watches TV regularly
Don't do this
>Don't read at least 10 books a year
Read about six books this year.

I'm not a pleb desu, you're just an elitist twat
>>
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>introverted creep
>>
anything on tv/catchup tonight lads?
>>
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>>52096270
sad day for france tbqh
FN were literally shut out through lefty tactical voting
and the fact that there are still people who believe there is still a difference between the immigration policies of major "centre-left" and "centre-right" cartel parties other than that he centre right ones will make big promises before hand and then tell you they are sorry and that they don't mean it when they rape you up the arse.
>>
>>52096541
but the tories refused to vote UKIP to keep labour out in oldham

pisses me off quite a bit
>>
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>>52096585
Prick!
>>
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>>52096523
was just baka'ing at that ad myself
>>
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>>52096625
>>52096625
>>52096625
>>
>>52096551
Nice
>>52096585
>introvert means shy and quiet meme
>>
>>52096585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>
>>52096551
she would look very good in a collar dress
>>
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>>52096612
Labour is more acceptable to Tories than UKIP is.
>>
>>52096551
Who is this cum drum?
>>
>>52096613
That's a bit off, making her wear a helmet just because she's Canadian
>>
>>52096657
>>
>>52096633
ugly face desu
>>
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>tfw will be spending christmas with no friends and a family I don't care about
>>
>>52096979

>gif

fuck off
>>
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>>52097108
>having aussie-tier internet
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