Queen of England edition
me on the left
>>52080405
Fucking hell, I've been seeing Maisie posted on /brit/ for 2 years now but I still can't get used to her ugly as shit face
It sickens me when I see it. I want to fucking vomit all over my screen when I see her gargoyle face. Fucking hell, her faces makes me so angry
>>52080330
>Wants to kill big Dave, Kanye, Putin, Clarkson and Johnson
my cousin was one of the 1400 girls betrayed in rotherham
AMA
what's the square root of -1
maisie
>>52080499
Did she like the BPP (Big Paki Penis)?
>>52080499
Is your name Rasheed?
>>52080499
Did you do anything about it? When a black kid gropped my sister myself and my brothers beat him up and slashed his Dad's tires.
Cheeky Akari pic to kick things off
>>52080461
I would...
1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.
2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect arsehole and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her knickers at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
>>52080499
if you could use one word to describe the betrayal of 1400 children, what would it be?
>>52080585
sersh is not for lewd.
>>52080568
Akari is shit.
>>52080495
It's the old man chin and the fucked eyebrows
She could still get it though
>>52080586
Fukkin saved
>>52080532
>square roots of imaginary numbers
Wew lad
We wuz kings fa.m
proof is here
we built the pyromids!
>>52080626
She has an alright body to be fair
>>52080586
Those tits look disgusting.
>>52080539
>Big Paki penis
ahem
>>52080590
Halal
>>52080586
holy moly
>>52080586
>"Noice!"
>post comment
>>52080586
>save
>don't comment
>>52080659
Gay boy
Jun is the Best
Reminder that this is the average Irish nationalist politician.
>>52080733
he's right
>>52080667
Yeah, those are averages but not everyone is average. There are more than 1 billion South Asians worldwide. Half are men so 500+ million which means there will still be millions and millions of Big Paki Penises out there
>>52080747
>Only whites can be nationalist
>All minorities MUST vote labour haha!
pretty sure i was in the middle of doing something a few minutes ago but i cannot remember what it was at all
no windows or tabs or anything open which could indicate what it was
>>52080733
I'm not gay, those are just disgusting tits.
Just hit another lick that's why my pockets so heavy
Calluses on my fingers from bustin that MAC-11
>>52080586
'no'
Muslims make me VERY angry lads
>>52080791
Rasheed
>>52080805
>I'm not gay
>I'm not gay, those are just disgusting tits.
>>52080865
Me 2 m8
They've been the enemy since I was very young
>>52080788
>not wanting the big congo penis to penetrate your oneitis
baka desu
>>52080865
Rasheed
>>52080804
I hate this feeling. Just imagine what we'd be like when we're old and grey
>>52080872
I don't like men, therefore I am not gay.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_and_symbols_of_Yorkshire
>No South Yorkshire flag
>Instead we get a BLACK lion on our crest
>>52080904
Umbongo must make your penis bigger
>>52080959
ok then bender
>>52080747
what? the niggers come here and join our nationalist party and they go to the uk and race children?
>>52080980
>the welfare of all
Now who was behind this attack?
Was it:
A) ISIS
B) Nigs
C) White people
Place your bets now!
I've never measured my cock but one time I put a Monster Energy can beside it and they were the same length
Am I a big goy?
>>52080980
South Yorkshire is technically part of the West Riding.
>>52080904
>Korea 3.8"
Poor Korean women
>>52081006
WEEWOO WEEWOO
UM BONGO UM BONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO
>>52081007
It shows that the Irish are a non-white people but are instead a type of African.
>>52081019
Spics or nigs there for an event, brawl gone bad.
It's LA.
imagine how good the drugs are that haven't been synthesised yet?
* shits on brit *
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/13/dont-ban-donald-trump-just-laugh-at-him
>>52080659
>I'm gay. I'm a poof. I'm a poofter
-You
>>52081029
>The rose emblem is placed against an offset red cross in Scandinavian style, reflecting the Anglo-Scandinavian history of the region during the era when the Ridings were first established.
WE WUZ KINGS
>>52081084
*eats your pineapple*
>>52081084
>having a pineapple on your flag
lol
>>52081084
*licks your nipple teasingly*
>>52081084
>A FUCKING PINEAPPLE
>>52081106
Does pineapple really make your ejaculate tastier? Any gays ITT to confirm or deny?
>>52081097
Riding is a norse word you retard. Are you even from here? Is that you Rasheed?
>>52081088
>Laugh at the clown! That'll teach him.
business idea: bust a nut but get her to keep suckin
>>52081088
>Passive aggressive behavior
>ever accomplishing anything of value
>>52081137
No but asparagus does
hello i have autism
>>52081176
Hah, found the bender!!!!
POINT AND LAUGH!!
>tfw keked by the big french cock
>>52081172
Brits are like women tbqh
They are passive aggressive and weak.
>>52081172
epen
>>52081206
>tfw 7.5 inch willy
Alri lads
What's all this now?
>>52081223
1v1 me right now
>>52081206
that's only because they've got a lot of blacks
>>52081223
Fuck off Yank
>>52081206
>Japan
>Bigger than anyone
Yeah nah man, watch any JAV. They are literally never over 5 inches.
That chart should be for "biggest insecure liars too".
let a willy go into my bum last night lads
>>52081206
>tfw 7 x 5.5
>tfw virgin with no prospects for the future
>>52081265
Bring ur mum
>>52081262
haha alright dan
my gf is on a business trip in london with her boss. what films can i watch with her kids to keep them occupied? disney shit?
Honestly wouldn't mind ISIS if they were white
>>52081206
>tfw French and Anglo so best of both worlds
also
>Japs bigger than Yanks
>>52081265
>>52081289
*laughs at you fatly and eats donut*
>>52081324
stop stealing my flag
>>52081206
UK is 5.5"
NZ is 5.5"
AUS is 5.2"
for reference
>tfw no bf to ravage me with his massive 8 inch dick and bully my 5 incher
shame desu
>>52081311
t. small american willy
>>52081324
bit gay :/
>>52081244
>>52081333
tfw girls always tell me i've got a very large willy whenever i manage to get naked with one
>>52081370
>ausmallia
>>52081367
nope i am from the side of mersey
I'm too scared to measure my willy in case it's small
>>52081154
I'm not a smart man
Has anyone else ever fantasized about having cockfights?
Like you get your semi-erect willy out and stay swinging from side to side trying to take out your opponent's willy. First to cum or lose erection loses.
Going for a ride labs
>>52081392
Actually t. rather large uncircucmised BWC (big white cock) haha willy tbqh step-familia
make it bun dem
>>52081433
Isn't that just what sex is, but without the funny hats?
>>52081422
it would be pretty obvious wouldn't it?
>>52081437
Whos dick this time?
>>52081392
I got told that I had the biggest she'd seen in person
>>52081462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAzg0rfC08
>>52081437
thought it was the webm where the guy looks over and sees a bear chasing him
disappointed
>>52081489
*he'd
*prison
>>52081443
>uncircucmised
>>52081489
>Believing women's lies
>>52081484
my own
big enough I don't need help
>tfw my cock doesn't normally reach full length
>have to not cum for a week or two before it gets fully hard
alri lads
we talkin bout willies then?
>>52081514
Nah that was a bicycle not a motorcycle
Way worse of a situation desu
Is 6x6 inches a good dick size?
>>52081530
waheeey typos XD
everyone has a gf and i don't :(
sad times
>when you find out she has a black ex bf
sometime when im high on mandy or even weed sometimes, i think i hallucinate people breathing out condensation when they're chatting or whatever. i know its not there because the rooms are never cold but i still see it.
is this common or am i just fucked in the head?
cuddled with a qt girl last night lads
I feel like shit lads, send help.
>>52081575
36 is quite big yes
>>52081545
>tfw small dick so even when it gets fully erect there is not much to make do with
>>52081588
literally no one has a gf at all period
if they do they are LYING
Me in the centre
>>52081545
Are you addicted to porn? Either that or you might have a cardiovascular issue
Damn Israelites and their fucking machines
>>52081640
*center
im the blue pen on the right
>>52081608
i've hallucinate on mandy quite a bit desu
i always think that everyone looks like one of my friends and go say hi to them and then get a funny look because it's not actually them
>>52081633
Are you white, lad? How androgynous are you?
>>52081640
Me on the monitor
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=tnZ4vqRqlh0&video_start=0&audio=vtvK7YaA95U&audio_start=133
>>52081664
>fat paki
>tattoos
>caked on makeup
>drawn on eyebrows
delete this vomit-inducing wench
>be amerifat
>dick is about 5 inches
>become amerithin
>dick is now 8 inches and much more thick because my fat was limiting blood flow to it and it was hiding in the blubber
>mfw i dont know what to do with this monster
>>52081692
White and not at all.
>>52081606
what's wrong with that?
>>52081545
I think that's normal if you're wanking too much
My dick is 7.2 inches long and 6.3 inches thick
marina
>>52081575
6 inch girth is big. 6 inch length is average.
>>52081759
what's right with it?
Might take acid again this christmas day
>>52081545
how the fuck do you have ED thing young?
Christ the lot of you with your floppy willies need to sort you shit out.
>>52081633
Got a fairly small one too desu
.......................................willies
>>52081796
>>52081633
>yorkshasmalls
http://strawpoll.me/6256445
http://strawpoll.me/6256445
>>52081786
they're human like you or me. i don't see nothing wrong with sleeping with different races.
Mum's dick is 5.5 inches
Dads' dick is 6.2 inches
My dick is 6.8 inches
I could literally heem any of you.
>>52081742
Damn, you could've become a trap with your cute, feminine penis dangling uselessly between your little legs
small dicks turn me on
A standard soda can is about 8.25 inches (21 cm) in circumference (girth). In my forty some years experience with gay sex I’ve only met two men who were close to this size. So it is possible, but very rare. As I recall neither was actually that big around, but they did come close. Anything that size is so large that even with my big man hands I cannot touch my thumb and middle fingers when grasping it. I could almost touch them with these two guys.
>>52081823
>>52081792
You misunderstood anon, normally I hit about 5.5-6 inches when I'm "hard", but if I don't fap for a week or two I can hit 7-7.5 inches erect. I fap once a day, every day normally for anyone curious
>>52081843
desu
>>52081825
>Mum's dick
there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises
>they're human like you or me. i don't see nothing wrong with sleeping with different races.
>>52081825
my wife's son's is 3.4inches
>>52081759
He will have ravaged her senseless and anon knows he'll never compete in bed?
Need a willy up my bum for research
>>52081835
I'm not gay anyway.
Shows you how laughably primitive we still are mentally, using advanced technology to compare dick size. Not insecure btw, mine is huge.
>2 yorkshires
>2 merseysides
Don't like change tbf lads
>>52081862
its called having ED
>>52081885
black guys can have small knobs
i fucked one
>>52081787
I only ever touch L these days when it snows.
Super comfy to sit back and watch it fall at night with the flood lights on in my back yard, and nobody in the South can drive in the snow so I'm not going anywhere anyway.
>>52081903
Aren't there like 3 Yorkshires now
>>52081903
3 yorkshires desu
>>52080865
Do something about it. Tell your local politicians not to support immigration. Ban the hijab. Exit the EU if you have to. Godspeed, Britain
Nativity! On BBC2 lads
>>52081903
There are 3 Yorkshires.
>>52081924
I don't know
can't keep track of it anymore
>>52081926
3 yorkshires? nah, not a fan.
>>52081911
>i fucked one
bad lass
>>52081820
Drink until you pass out. I do it every Friday under the pretence of clubbing with friends, but actually so I can escape my crippling depression
>>52081898
Traps aren't always necessarily gay. Most traps trap it up for attention. They're usually NEETs with low self-esteem, so they pretend to be girls on the internet and you know how everyone gets when they see a girl on the internet
>>52081885
I don't get it. Is this c.uckposting ironic or not?
>>52081936
>BBC2
>Sissy brit white bois are so thirsty they need more den one shakin mah jamaica head won gwan
>>52081947
I know desu. Might change mine since it hasn't applied for months now.
bunch of knobheads here
any gearheads?
Didn't realise half the Nativity isn't even in the bible.
feel a bit stupid
>finally get letter from therapist after waiting 5 months
>"we'd like to have a conversation on the phone to get an idea of what course of treatment would be best for you"
>I'm getting therapy for social anxiety, I really hate talking on the phone
>appointment will be terminated if I don't phone them in 3 days
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
It takes me hours to prepare myself to go into the shop, how the fuck am I supposed to prepare myself to have a full blown conversation on the phone with somebody I don't know.
>>52081949
why? he had an afro and i was kind of into him.
>>52081975
Where are you living now, family?
>>52081996
Which bits?
>>52081984
Bikes are for gays and the uneducated. Which are you?
>>52082003
stay a pathetic piece of shit then
This is my rare waifu.
Do you recognise her? Only patricians will recognise her.
>>52081984
Maybe
What exactly is a pleasure craft?
>>52082003
>It takes me hours to prepare myself to go into the shop
What's the scary part la?
>>52082052
Boating license desu senpai
>>52082061
people looking at you
>>52082045
shes pretty ugly haha
Nativity Reminder: Joseph got cUcked by G-d
Why are white """men""" such beta rapists?
I had to tell a cumskin to back off a qt Asian girl who was literally passed out in the bar
>>52082045
>them chubby cheeks
I want to smush them
>>52081996
yea its a bit silly
and they changed a lot of the info too for the popular story
Where is Hertfordshire lads
>>52082018
The whole bit about the innkeeper.
which was the part I played in school :(*
just realized that girls pee and poop. How does this not scare the hell out of you?
>Canada
>>52082081
Gotchu mang
I'd like to get a boat but I don't know if I'd ever use it. Got a little family vacation spot at the beach and not far from fishing spots on the James River but I am not a patient man.
>>52081903
northern pride world wide la
>>52082052
pic related but at sea
>>52082140
don't think anyone really knows la i think it's a myth made up by posh fellas
>>52082087
Amerifags won't recognise her. Not a chance.
ran out of king skins. resorting to making L-plates now
hello
*does a post*
>>52082148
They fart also fa͏m, crazy innit
>>52082148
girls DO NOT poo
Lads, apparently this is a great place to meet girls
>>52082003
how did you get into that position in the first place? i've been struggling to get help for about 10 years and i just can't go through with it. i haven't seen my GP since i was 10. i've even had people (GIRLS) beg me to get help because they're convinced i'll kill myself and i still refuse.
>>52082140
Next to Wales
>>52082148
>Taking to girls
Faggot
>>52082104
she looks like the girl i'm currently talking to haha
>klopp
hello brit
how are you?
>>52082061
The part where people look at me and think bad shit about me, I feel like when I leave the shop they're talking shit about me too
>>52082174
>A weapon to rival metal gear
>>52082174
Who takes the time to build these things?
>>52082180
>not making king skin Ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQjEgOoaVg
>I use the Yorkshire flag whilst not living in Yorkshire
>>52082238
fuck off
me with the glasses lads
>>52082097
>I had to tell a cumskin to back off a qt Asian girl who was literally passed out in the bar
beta
>>52082015
I really should do the test and get my license
I've got my fishing and hunting license already.
>>52082175
>tfw you are a myth
>>52082285
rude.
are you a chav?
>>52082283
Lad...
once nz finally breaks the shackles of colonialism by changing their flag somewhat what should we do with ours lads
>>52082238
just did a cum on my vibrator and i'm going to do a cycling later
love watching shane diesel anal vids
Start my first ever job working a peasants wage in a laboratory on Tuesday. I'm nervous.
ahahahaahaha
alright?
lads, why am I so bad at rearranging equations/expressions
>tfw no slutty chav gf
jdimsa
A cumskin ACTUALLY tried to befriend me yesterday
>ya bro I really hate how they make you guys look bad in the media man, let me buy you a drink bro! What's your name bro?
Pathetic crypto-homosexual cumskins
>>52082319
fuck off you greasy wop
>muh pasta ohh maaaarrrriiioohhh
Game idea: Hotwilly is a game where you blast your central heating, get your willy out and slap it onto your hot radiator. Time yourself to see how long you can keep your willy on the radiator, then post your best time here!
>>52082214
>not being a member
almost as bad as being a republican
>>52082336
Invade New Zealand and make them worship it.
>>52082357
looks more like goth
>>52082348
Are you the test mule for new medications?
>>52082357
would
chinky or indian?
>>52082347
Guy literally cannot get hard. Don't even think his dick is that big. It's fat and veiny, but not that long.
>flopp
