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Queen of England edition
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me on the left
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>>52080405
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Fucking hell, I've been seeing Maisie posted on /brit/ for 2 years now but I still can't get used to her ugly as shit face

It sickens me when I see it. I want to fucking vomit all over my screen when I see her gargoyle face. Fucking hell, her faces makes me so angry
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>>52080330
>Wants to kill big Dave, Kanye, Putin, Clarkson and Johnson
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my cousin was one of the 1400 girls betrayed in rotherham
AMA
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what's the square root of -1
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maisie
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>>52080499
Did she like the BPP (Big Paki Penis)?
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>>52080499
Is your name Rasheed?
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>>52080499
Did you do anything about it? When a black kid gropped my sister myself and my brothers beat him up and slashed his Dad's tires.
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Cheeky Akari pic to kick things off
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>>52080461

I would...

1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.

2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect arsehole and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.

3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her knickers at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
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>>52080499
if you could use one word to describe the betrayal of 1400 children, what would it be?
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>>52080585
sersh is not for lewd.
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>>52080568
Akari is shit.
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>>52080495
It's the old man chin and the fucked eyebrows

She could still get it though
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>>52080586
Fukkin saved
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>>52080532
>square roots of imaginary numbers

Wew lad
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We wuz kings fa.m

proof is here

we built the pyromids!
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>>52080626
She has an alright body to be fair
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>>52080586
Those tits look disgusting.
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>>52080585
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>>52080539
>Big Paki penis
ahem
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>>52080590
Halal
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>>52080586

holy moly
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>>52080586
>"Noice!"
>post comment
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>>52080586
>save
>don't comment
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>>52080659
Gay boy
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Jun is the Best
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Reminder that this is the average Irish nationalist politician.
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>>52080733
he's right
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>>52080667
Yeah, those are averages but not everyone is average. There are more than 1 billion South Asians worldwide. Half are men so 500+ million which means there will still be millions and millions of Big Paki Penises out there
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>>52080747
>Only whites can be nationalist
>All minorities MUST vote labour haha!
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pretty sure i was in the middle of doing something a few minutes ago but i cannot remember what it was at all

no windows or tabs or anything open which could indicate what it was
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>>52080733
I'm not gay, those are just disgusting tits.
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Just hit another lick that's why my pockets so heavy
Calluses on my fingers from bustin that MAC-11
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>>52080586

'no'
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Muslims make me VERY angry lads
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>>52080791
Rasheed
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>>52080805
>I'm not gay
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>I'm not gay, those are just disgusting tits.
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>>52080865
Me 2 m8
They've been the enemy since I was very young
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>>52080788
>not wanting the big congo penis to penetrate your oneitis
baka desu
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>>52080865
Rasheed
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>>52080804
I hate this feeling. Just imagine what we'd be like when we're old and grey
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>>52080872
I don't like men, therefore I am not gay.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_and_symbols_of_Yorkshire

>No South Yorkshire flag
>Instead we get a BLACK lion on our crest
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>>52080904
Umbongo must make your penis bigger
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>>52080959
ok then bender
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>>52080747
what? the niggers come here and join our nationalist party and they go to the uk and race children?
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>>52080980
>the welfare of all
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Now who was behind this attack?

Was it:

A) ISIS
B) Nigs
C) White people

Place your bets now!
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I've never measured my cock but one time I put a Monster Energy can beside it and they were the same length

Am I a big goy?
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>>52080980
South Yorkshire is technically part of the West Riding.
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>>52080904
>Korea 3.8"

Poor Korean women
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>>52081006
WEEWOO WEEWOO
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UM BONGO UM BONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO
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>>52081007
It shows that the Irish are a non-white people but are instead a type of African.
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>>52081019
Spics or nigs there for an event, brawl gone bad.

It's LA.
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imagine how good the drugs are that haven't been synthesised yet?
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* shits on brit *
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/13/dont-ban-donald-trump-just-laugh-at-him
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>>52080659
>I'm gay. I'm a poof. I'm a poofter
-You
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>>52081029
>The rose emblem is placed against an offset red cross in Scandinavian style, reflecting the Anglo-Scandinavian history of the region during the era when the Ridings were first established.

WE WUZ KINGS
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>>52081084
*eats your pineapple*
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>>52081084

>having a pineapple on your flag

lol
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>>52081084
*licks your nipple teasingly*
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>>52081084
>A FUCKING PINEAPPLE
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>>52081106
Does pineapple really make your ejaculate tastier? Any gays ITT to confirm or deny?
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>>52081097
Riding is a norse word you retard. Are you even from here? Is that you Rasheed?
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>>52081088
>Laugh at the clown! That'll teach him.
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business idea: bust a nut but get her to keep suckin
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>>52081088
>Passive aggressive behavior
>ever accomplishing anything of value
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>>52081137
No but asparagus does
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hello i have autism
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>>52081176
Hah, found the bender!!!!

POINT AND LAUGH!!
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>tfw keked by the big french cock
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>>52081172
Brits are like women tbqh
They are passive aggressive and weak.
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>>52081172
epen
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>>52081206
>tfw 7.5 inch willy
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Alri lads

What's all this now?
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>>52081223

1v1 me right now
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>>52081206
that's only because they've got a lot of blacks
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>>52081223
Fuck off Yank
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>>52081206
>Japan
>Bigger than anyone
Yeah nah man, watch any JAV. They are literally never over 5 inches.
That chart should be for "biggest insecure liars too".
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let a willy go into my bum last night lads
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>>52081206
>tfw 7 x 5.5
>tfw virgin with no prospects for the future
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>>52081265
Bring ur mum
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>>52081262
haha alright dan
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my gf is on a business trip in london with her boss. what films can i watch with her kids to keep them occupied? disney shit?
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Honestly wouldn't mind ISIS if they were white
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>>52081206
>tfw French and Anglo so best of both worlds
also
>Japs bigger than Yanks
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>>52081265
>>52081289
*laughs at you fatly and eats donut*
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>>52081324
stop stealing my flag
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>>52081206

UK is 5.5"
NZ is 5.5"
AUS is 5.2"

for reference
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>tfw no bf to ravage me with his massive 8 inch dick and bully my 5 incher
shame desu
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>>52081311
t. small american willy

>>52081324
bit gay :/

>>52081244
>>52081333
tfw girls always tell me i've got a very large willy whenever i manage to get naked with one
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>>52081370
>ausmallia
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>>52081367
nope i am from the side of mersey
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I'm too scared to measure my willy in case it's small
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>>52081154
I'm not a smart man
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Has anyone else ever fantasized about having cockfights?

Like you get your semi-erect willy out and stay swinging from side to side trying to take out your opponent's willy. First to cum or lose erection loses.
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Going for a ride labs
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>>52081392
Actually t. rather large uncircucmised BWC (big white cock) haha willy tbqh step-familia
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make it bun dem
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>>52081433
Isn't that just what sex is, but without the funny hats?
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>>52081422
it would be pretty obvious wouldn't it?
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>>52081437
Whos dick this time?
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>>52081392
I got told that I had the biggest she'd seen in person
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>>52081462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAzg0rfC08
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>>52081437

thought it was the webm where the guy looks over and sees a bear chasing him

disappointed
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>>52081489
*he'd
*prison
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>>52081443
>uncircucmised
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>>52081489
>Believing women's lies
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>>52081484
my own
big enough I don't need help
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>tfw my cock doesn't normally reach full length
>have to not cum for a week or two before it gets fully hard
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alri lads

we talkin bout willies then?
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>>52081514
Nah that was a bicycle not a motorcycle

Way worse of a situation desu
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Is 6x6 inches a good dick size?
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>>52081530
waheeey typos XD
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everyone has a gf and i don't :(
sad times
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>when you find out she has a black ex bf
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sometime when im high on mandy or even weed sometimes, i think i hallucinate people breathing out condensation when they're chatting or whatever. i know its not there because the rooms are never cold but i still see it.
is this common or am i just fucked in the head?
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cuddled with a qt girl last night lads
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I feel like shit lads, send help.
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>>52081575
36 is quite big yes
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>>52081545
>tfw small dick so even when it gets fully erect there is not much to make do with
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>>52081588
literally no one has a gf at all period
if they do they are LYING
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Me in the centre
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>>52081545
Are you addicted to porn? Either that or you might have a cardiovascular issue
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Damn Israelites and their fucking machines
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>>52081640
*center
im the blue pen on the right
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>>52081608
i've hallucinate on mandy quite a bit desu
i always think that everyone looks like one of my friends and go say hi to them and then get a funny look because it's not actually them
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>>52081633
Are you white, lad? How androgynous are you?
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>>52081640
Me on the monitor
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http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=tnZ4vqRqlh0&video_start=0&audio=vtvK7YaA95U&audio_start=133
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>>52081664
>fat paki
>tattoos
>caked on makeup
>drawn on eyebrows

delete this vomit-inducing wench
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>be amerifat
>dick is about 5 inches
>become amerithin
>dick is now 8 inches and much more thick because my fat was limiting blood flow to it and it was hiding in the blubber
>mfw i dont know what to do with this monster
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>>52081692
White and not at all.
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>>52081606

what's wrong with that?
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>>52081545
I think that's normal if you're wanking too much
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My dick is 7.2 inches long and 6.3 inches thick
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marina
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>>52081575
6 inch girth is big. 6 inch length is average.
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>>52081759
what's right with it?
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Might take acid again this christmas day
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>>52081545
how the fuck do you have ED thing young?

Christ the lot of you with your floppy willies need to sort you shit out.
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>>52081633
Got a fairly small one too desu
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.......................................willies
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>>52081796
>>52081633
>yorkshasmalls
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http://strawpoll.me/6256445
http://strawpoll.me/6256445
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>>52081786

they're human like you or me. i don't see nothing wrong with sleeping with different races.
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Mum's dick is 5.5 inches
Dads' dick is 6.2 inches

My dick is 6.8 inches

I could literally heem any of you.
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>>52081742
Damn, you could've become a trap with your cute, feminine penis dangling uselessly between your little legs
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small dicks turn me on
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A standard soda can is about 8.25 inches (21 cm) in circumference (girth). In my forty some years experience with gay sex I’ve only met two men who were close to this size. So it is possible, but very rare. As I recall neither was actually that big around, but they did come close. Anything that size is so large that even with my big man hands I cannot touch my thumb and middle fingers when grasping it. I could almost touch them with these two guys.
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>>52081823
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>>52081792
You misunderstood anon, normally I hit about 5.5-6 inches when I'm "hard", but if I don't fap for a week or two I can hit 7-7.5 inches erect. I fap once a day, every day normally for anyone curious
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>>52081843
desu
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>>52081825
>Mum's dick
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there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises
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>they're human like you or me. i don't see nothing wrong with sleeping with different races.
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>>52081825
my wife's son's is 3.4inches
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>>52081759
He will have ravaged her senseless and anon knows he'll never compete in bed?
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Need a willy up my bum for research
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>>52081835
I'm not gay anyway.
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Shows you how laughably primitive we still are mentally, using advanced technology to compare dick size. Not insecure btw, mine is huge.
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>2 yorkshires
>2 merseysides
Don't like change tbf lads
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>>52081862
its called having ED
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>>52081885

black guys can have small knobs

i fucked one
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>>52081787
I only ever touch L these days when it snows.

Super comfy to sit back and watch it fall at night with the flood lights on in my back yard, and nobody in the South can drive in the snow so I'm not going anywhere anyway.
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>>52081903
Aren't there like 3 Yorkshires now
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>>52081903
3 yorkshires desu
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>>52080865
Do something about it. Tell your local politicians not to support immigration. Ban the hijab. Exit the EU if you have to. Godspeed, Britain
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Nativity! On BBC2 lads
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>>52081903
There are 3 Yorkshires.
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>>52081924
I don't know

can't keep track of it anymore

>>52081926
3 yorkshires? nah, not a fan.
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>>52081911
>i fucked one
bad lass
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>>52081820
Drink until you pass out. I do it every Friday under the pretence of clubbing with friends, but actually so I can escape my crippling depression
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>>52081898
Traps aren't always necessarily gay. Most traps trap it up for attention. They're usually NEETs with low self-esteem, so they pretend to be girls on the internet and you know how everyone gets when they see a girl on the internet
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>>52081885
I don't get it. Is this c.uckposting ironic or not?
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>>52081936
>BBC2
>Sissy brit white bois are so thirsty they need more den one shakin mah jamaica head won gwan
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>>52081947
I know desu. Might change mine since it hasn't applied for months now.
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bunch of knobheads here

any gearheads?
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Didn't realise half the Nativity isn't even in the bible.

feel a bit stupid
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>finally get letter from therapist after waiting 5 months
>"we'd like to have a conversation on the phone to get an idea of what course of treatment would be best for you"
>I'm getting therapy for social anxiety, I really hate talking on the phone
>appointment will be terminated if I don't phone them in 3 days
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
It takes me hours to prepare myself to go into the shop, how the fuck am I supposed to prepare myself to have a full blown conversation on the phone with somebody I don't know.
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>>52081949

why? he had an afro and i was kind of into him.
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>>52081984
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>>52081975
Where are you living now, family?

>>52081996
Which bits?
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>>52081984
Bikes are for gays and the uneducated. Which are you?
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>>52082003

stay a pathetic piece of shit then
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This is my rare waifu.

Do you recognise her? Only patricians will recognise her.
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>>52081984
Maybe

What exactly is a pleasure craft?
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>>52082003
>It takes me hours to prepare myself to go into the shop

What's the scary part la?
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>>52082052
Boating license desu senpai
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>>52082061
people looking at you
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>>52082045
shes pretty ugly haha
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Nativity Reminder: Joseph got cUcked by G-d
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Why are white """men""" such beta rapists?

I had to tell a cumskin to back off a qt Asian girl who was literally passed out in the bar
>>
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>>52082045
>them chubby cheeks
I want to smush them
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>>52081996
yea its a bit silly
and they changed a lot of the info too for the popular story
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Where is Hertfordshire lads
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>>52082018
The whole bit about the innkeeper.

which was the part I played in school :(*
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just realized that girls pee and poop. How does this not scare the hell out of you?
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>Canada
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>>52082081
Gotchu mang

I'd like to get a boat but I don't know if I'd ever use it. Got a little family vacation spot at the beach and not far from fishing spots on the James River but I am not a patient man.
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>>52081903
northern pride world wide la
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>>52082052
pic related but at sea
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>>52082140
don't think anyone really knows la i think it's a myth made up by posh fellas
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>>52082087
Amerifags won't recognise her. Not a chance.
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ran out of king skins. resorting to making L-plates now
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hello
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*does a post*
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>>52082148
They fart also fa͏m, crazy innit
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>>52082148

girls DO NOT poo
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Lads, apparently this is a great place to meet girls
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>>52082003

how did you get into that position in the first place? i've been struggling to get help for about 10 years and i just can't go through with it. i haven't seen my GP since i was 10. i've even had people (GIRLS) beg me to get help because they're convinced i'll kill myself and i still refuse.
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>>52082140
Next to Wales

>>52082148
>Taking to girls
Faggot
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>>52082104
she looks like the girl i'm currently talking to haha
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>klopp
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hello brit
how are you?
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>>52082061
The part where people look at me and think bad shit about me, I feel like when I leave the shop they're talking shit about me too
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>>52082174

>A weapon to rival metal gear
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>>52082174
Who takes the time to build these things?
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>>52082180
>not making king skin Ls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQjEgOoaVg
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>I use the Yorkshire flag whilst not living in Yorkshire
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>>52082238
fuck off
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me with the glasses lads
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>>52082097
>I had to tell a cumskin to back off a qt Asian girl who was literally passed out in the bar
beta
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>>52082015
I really should do the test and get my license

I've got my fishing and hunting license already.
>>
>>52082175
>tfw you are a myth
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>>52082285
rude.
are you a chav?
>>
>>52082283
Lad...
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once nz finally breaks the shackles of colonialism by changing their flag somewhat what should we do with ours lads
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>>52082238
just did a cum on my vibrator and i'm going to do a cycling later
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love watching shane diesel anal vids
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Start my first ever job working a peasants wage in a laboratory on Tuesday. I'm nervous.
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ahahahaahaha

alright?
>>
lads, why am I so bad at rearranging equations/expressions
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>tfw no slutty chav gf
jdimsa
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A cumskin ACTUALLY tried to befriend me yesterday

>ya bro I really hate how they make you guys look bad in the media man, let me buy you a drink bro! What's your name bro?

Pathetic crypto-homosexual cumskins
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>>52082319
fuck off you greasy wop
>muh pasta ohh maaaarrrriiioohhh
>>
Game idea: Hotwilly is a game where you blast your central heating, get your willy out and slap it onto your hot radiator. Time yourself to see how long you can keep your willy on the radiator, then post your best time here!
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>>52082214
>not being a member
almost as bad as being a republican
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>>52082336
Invade New Zealand and make them worship it.
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>>52082357
looks more like goth
>>
>>52082348
Are you the test mule for new medications?
>>
>>52082357
would
>>
chinky or indian?
>>
>>52082347
Guy literally cannot get hard. Don't even think his dick is that big. It's fat and veiny, but not that long.
>>
>flopp
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>>52082357
bet her arse looks cracking in those
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>>52082243
>Dress smarter
>get in better shape
>focus on where you need to go and the shortest route physically possible
>use self check out if at all possible

You will either a) not have people look at you like you're some kind of paedo or b) too busy to notice people looking at you. Good luck with the struggle la
>>
I'm the Yorkshire poster who has the autistic gf. AMA
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>>52082348
Steal chemicals, my friend

I remember at school I used to steal magnesium strips from the chemistry lab then light it at home on the stove with my dad
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>>52082283
heh heh

Would've switched ages ago but someone else had the same flag
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>>52082217
Mum forced me to go to a doctor when I was 17 for self harm because I'm a faggot and then the doctor sent me to camhs which I hated, then when I was 18 camhs referred me to a therapist which is the place I have to phone now.

Pro-tip: don't get help, it's an arduous journey of annoying bullshit
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>>52082427
have you put your willy in her?
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>>52082394
Fortunately not.

>>52082357
Not a chav.
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>>52082426
yes these will surely help someone with social anxiety
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>>52082402
Chindian
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>>52082369
an italian stole your crush?
stop acting like a failed normie and be nice, charles
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>>52082402
Garlic Naan, Poppadoms w/ onion salad and mint raita & lamb dupiaza mate.
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>>52082402
chinky tbqh
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share your favourite fedora images lads
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oh shit lads what do i do!!?
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/13/radical-school-principal-bans-pledge-of-allegience-christmas-thanksgiving/

Americans banning Christmas.
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>>52082434
They say you aren't supposed to watch Mg burn because it is so bright
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>>52082461
No, I let her other boyfriend do that whilst I watch. I have a small penis so I won't be able to satisfy her
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>>52082496
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>>52082515
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.
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>>52082478
His social anxiety is because he hasn't grown accustomed to it, and because he over analyses things. He either needs to grow accustomed to it or find distractions to take his mind off of it. That's how I dealt with it la. Or you can wallow in self pity and defeatism.
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>>52082515
yes
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>>52082427
That's me.
>>
baby you should go and love yourself
>>
Getting a cat lads
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porridge here. ama
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>share your favourite fedora images lads
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>>52082515
enjoy your malware
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>>52082523
>breitbart
>that click bait article
Dailymail is more reputable.
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>>52082567
No it's me
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>>52082524
I didn't do it often because we had practicals only a couple times a year. You're right though, it's really fucking bright. You pretty much can't look directly at it, but it's still fun
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6256601
http://strawpoll.me/6256601
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>>52082596
>milo
>not reputable
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>>52082523
>be a lefty
>ban everything

wew its really hilarious to see how far we've come from right wing Dictators and Monarchs banning everything to Left wing social-autocrats doing the exact same.

we've come full circle in the last 200 years to now the Right being the mode of resistance.
>>
>>52082596
When did you move to the USA Russell?
>>
almost had a whole day of no 4chan

feels good to be back though
>>
AMA
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3wnh0j/my_29f_husband_29m_recently_told_me_he_wants_to/

he's literally forcing her to turn into a lesbian

what a kek
>>
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-katie-hopkins-struggle-name-6998349?ICID=FB_mirror_main

BIGOTS BTFO
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>>52082648
fuck off
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>get friends at Uni
>they want to add me on facebook
>spent hours nuking my facebook of cringey shit from years ago
Why is facebook UI so shit?
>>
>>52082628
>le elitist tory from the the rich capital

stop with this maymay
>>
What are those things you have there from takeaway places?
Munchies boxes?
I want one of those senpai, please ship to U.S.
>>
found out Monster Hunter is on the Wii U, might give it a shot as it was my shit back on PSP.

Don't really have time for video games these days apart from short 15 min breaks from studying, hope that'll be enough tho.
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>>52082656
Whats a transphobic bigoted racist islamphobic peice of trash. It's 2 0 1 5 COME ON
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>liverpoo
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>>52082496
stock image fedoras are the best
>>
>reddit

what a kek
>>
I feel proud that I can do 15 push ups in a row now, 2 weeks ago I could only do 3.
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>Flopp
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>>52082690
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>>52082732
do peeople talk like the beatles there 4 reeal!!?
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wew, it's like this is article is just an advertisement about the girl and the bieber threesome story is a side story

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3358267/Model-Laura-Carter-shows-stunning-form-attracted-Justin-Bieber.html

south park was right
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>>52082664
>Not just saying Tower Hamlets
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>>52082690
all american restaurants do those quantities and more though
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Feeling happy now ha hah a like a switch just flipped. I can do this at will. What tremendous power.
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>>52082764
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah duuuuuuuuuuuuude
Fuck I want one of those, I love gyro/kebab meat
>>
>>52082762
Good lad, you won't have actually made progress in 2 weeks, it will be a variety of different things which have changed that allowed you to do more.
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>>52082656
>mfw anti-psychotic drugs outright cure transexualism
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>>52082764
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>>52082688
>Scotland
Stop with this maymay
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>>52082656
divorce would be apprpopriate here.
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>>52082772
THE DAILY MAIL
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>>52082831
rippetoe would disapprove
>>
>>52082764
>>52082813
are these not normal? lots of restaurants have big boxes either like that or of styrofoam full of food.
>>
>>52082834
yorkshire is more of a meme though
>>
Becoming extremely ill from self medicating for so long
>>
Hung out with a girl yesterday for the whole day, and am going to ask her out again. I was thinking of asking her in person tomorrow instead of texting her about it today. Am I making a mistake?
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>>52082878
There's no place near me that sells it all together like that, sure theres big boxes of food but not that mix per se.
Though plenty of places near me sell that exact food.
>>
>>52082886
Nah, we don't have any meme films like braveheart based on us yet.
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>>52082814
When would I see progress? I do them every other day as well as goblet squats.
>>
>>52082878
most places don't do them all in one big box, you have to buy everything individually
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3358240/Police-forced-close-roads-150-turn-London-party.html

>150 people
i've been to house parties way bigger than that lel
why is this a news story
>>
>>52082656
>CD

Fucking people throwing away everything for their sissy kekold fetish
>>
>>52081206
>
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>>52082920
a donair place near my school sells boxes like that in various sizes just full of stuff
>>
>>52082995
giz some greentexts. 150+ house parties sounds fookin mental, so you must have some good stories
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gf said she wants to shrink my penis and turn me into a girl
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>>52082933
It's hard to say as there's many different factors that could affect your progress.

Best thing to do is test yourself once a month in each exercise in as stable conditions as possible. As in don't test yourself on an empty stomach when you're freezing cold one month, then another when you've just eaten and warmed up well.

Everyone changes at different rates, so testing is the only way to track your progress.
>>
ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI-CU9_GUd4
>>
>>52082995
>house party
>150 people
what kind of fucking mansion parties are you going to?
>>
>>52082935
yea but its not uncommon

usually you just order a meal and pick what you want
then ask for it to go and they put it all in a box
>>
>>52082831
WOAH NELLY
>>
Is this convincing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H6szhDFngx
>>
>>52083039
good lad
>>
>>52083037
just lots of people absolutely fucked on various drugs desu

>>52083060
these were in student houses, nothing special
>>
>>52083074
>then ask for it to go and they put it all in a box

not many places i've seen do that, they just pack it all individually as if you're doing loads of separate orders
>>
random fedora just flew into my living room landing on my head. figured there was a /brit/ thread going on so here I am

whats happening fagwads?
>>
Will I find a gf in 2016

*shakes magic 8 ball*
>>
Is Trump a terrorist sympathiser?

>>52083094
No, we don't have closets here for example.
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>>52082496
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Me on the left
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the man
the myth
the legend
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>>52082995
>>52083037
>tfw multiple neighbouring houses all have parties at the same time
>hundreds of people just on the road
>one girl has a big kitchen knife and is on the ground on top of another girl kissing her
>mate goes and gets us to take a picture of them with him next to them
>I chug half a 710 mL bottle of rum in one go
>smoke some drug, couldn't tell what it was
>can't stop laughing my arse off for the rest of the night
>wake up to sick all over my floor
Great night
>>
>>52083059
I wish my gym had weights that heavy
>>
>>52083136
I regularly go to at least a few places that put it into a single container so it can't be that uncommon
>>
>>52083160
Very unlikely.
>>
>>52083160
8ball says: yes, but she will be fat and black
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>>52083164
Alright omit the "closet" part then.
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Feel slightly uncomfortable watching this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtunQ4yd30
>>
Might sign up to okcupid, don't think my confidence can get any worse so i don't have any to lose (except my virginity)
>>
would your parents accept you if you were a bender, brit?
>>
>>52083172
literally me
>>
>>52083142
I saw someone unironically wearing a fedora last night desu. Never seen one IRL before
>>
>>52083289
>>52083289
>>
>>52082922
mainstream films aren't memes
>>
>>52083248

yeh probably. bit shameful though.
>>
>>52083211
you're in fucking canada though lad
>>
>>52083229
How many BBCs do you think she's taken?
>>
>>52083248
No, they are Christians who hate homosexuality.
>>
>>52083248
my parents don't accept me and im str8

>>52083293
bit early for that lad
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>>52083248

Yeah. my parents said as much when i turned 16 and had never brought a girl home. Not gay just couldnt handle my parents Bantering me infront of a girl
>>
>>52083248
They say they do, but I doubt it really. Might take one for the team and get a girl desu.
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>>52083295
It is only mainstream in Scotland because it is a meme film about Scotland.
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MURDERBAAALLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1MQ0Cnbhs
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>post four times in this thread
>no (you)'s
>>
https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/so-your-husband-is-becoming-a-woman-advice-from-women-whove-been-there/
>>
>>52083390
sorry babes, I'll fall for it
>>
@52083390
fuck off
>>
>>52083175
me on the right
>>
@52083390

I will not give (You) the satisfaction
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>>52083229
she is stupidly attractive desu
>>
doing things
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CASUALTY
A
S
U
A
L
T
Y
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>>52083481
Not even a Muslim, but the lyrics are simply so overtly sexual that I actually felt awkward watching it
>>
>>52083551
DUN DUN DUN DUN
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>>52083229
https://youtu.be/aN0WS1Ubm4o
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CUTE ANIME IS CUTE
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>>52083680
I want to fuck Karen.
>>
Why is normie music so sexual lads?

Do they think about anything else?
>>
>>52082015

>French side bigger than the English side

TRIGGERED
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>>52082496
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