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liara edition
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Drake
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poo peeland +/balt/
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maisie
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Maisie
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>The IRA are terrorists
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reminder that allah created britain
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>I'm a furfag
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>>51774161
>>51774163
who?
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yank bellends
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>>51774202
>my nation spawned such raging faggots as Aziz and Aaron Ellis
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>>51774214
*salivates* mm where
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reminder that Canadians are literally Americans
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Might take some 2cb
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Why did Anglos do 9/11?
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>>51774214
t. ping ling
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>>51774244
>New Zealand can't post without Australia's permission
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>>51774237
Aaron apparently lived in Wellington as a kid, hence the retarded hipster wear
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might have a look
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I think the thing that amuses me the most about yanks is them saying Norn Iron is full of British colonists so they have no right to be there.

The irony of that train of thought is palpable.
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this post is dedicated to all the poo peelanders who told me i'd never amount to nothing
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>>51774290
I was right ahahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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it's my birthday today lads, it's also my little sister's birthday (we're not twins though, I'm 8 years older), and she always gets more presents than me

give us some (You)s to make up for it yeah?
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>>51774288


>the most about yanks is them saying Norn Iron is full of British colonists so they have no right to be there.

I hate to burst your bubble, but besides a handful of people, no one gives a fuck. Most Americans don't care about anything outside of America. And rightfully so. Fuck the lot of you, t b h
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what if someone impersonated moohommud and convinced all the arabs to follow him into the ocean and drown themselves
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>51774333
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>>51774333
december birthday master race
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>>51774288
So many of them are ulster scots too. They mostly live south, though not the disgusting midwest.
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>>51774340
but you still feel vicarious enough to defend them
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>>51774358
Nah in australia it's not december it's june. We're in the southern hemisphere remember?
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>>51774340
Why do Americans on anonymous web forums care so much about what other countries think of them but then claim not to?
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>>51774348
muhammad is responsible for more deaths than all the dictators in modern history combined 2bh
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Cat just drank my urine
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>>51774400
maybe come to the right side of the globe and you can be part of the master race as well
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>>51774403
They're the greatest country on Earth
Leave them alone
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>>51774364

OYSTER WHATS? I'M AMERICAN

t. southerner
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>>51774419
when i was a kid i used to shit around the side of my house and my dog would eat it 2bh
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Hey guys ember how the yanks tried to make their own inbetweeners and fucked it up because yanks have shit humour?
Good times
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>>51774375

posting about something =/= about that. I post about the middle east and ISIS all the time, but I don't really care what happens there
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>>51774455
All these guys at school tried to act all British because of the Inbetweeners
Pretty cringey
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>>51774455
the U.S is the beating heart of alt-comedy right now, not even a contest. Have fun with your narrative-based boring 'comedy'
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>>51774455

remember that time you guys tried to make your own that 70s show?
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Just woke up with a nosebleed. Annoying desu senpai
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>>51774445
just being your eternal pal
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>>51774455
remember that time when the yanks tried to make their own "skins" and fucked it up?
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>>51774469
When someone posts:
>be american
>get shot

Why do you all get flustered about it if other countries opinions don't matter?
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>>51774507
The US version was shit as well
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>>51774340
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how many 4 year olds could you beat up if there were hundreds of them and they all dogpiled you at once?
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>>51774524

I don't though. Why do you get mad when people go A FUCKING LEAF?
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>>51774364
nobody in the south gives a shit about northern ireland. that's all the catholic """"""""irish"""""""" in new england.

honestly, if you asked a southerner what they thought about the IRA they'd answer you with their opinion on the retirement scheme.
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British comedy is literally standing still next to America vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgM
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>>51774455
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>>51774544

>using youtube comments as proof

lmao m80. feeling desperate?
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doing a learning about intermolecular forces
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>>51774499
>U.S
>Comedy

Now that is funny.
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>>51774574

It was literally only Boston in the 30-80s. Even then only shitholes like southie
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>>51774565
I don't because I'm not Canadian and don't take 4chan seriously. I don't think most Canucks on here like their flag so they don't get offended by it. But most Americans are perpetually asshurt it seems.
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doing a stalk
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>>51774556
Dunno i guess we will have to wait and see
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chaps
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>>51774556
none, i'd be too busy getting an erection
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>>51774507
Holy shit what the fuck did I just watch
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http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
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>>51774617

ok m8
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Listening to intelligent dance music
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>>51774576
This is some picks up spork penguin of doom lolsorandum shit.

You should be ashamed that you posted it.
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Hi, my name is Storm, and my favorite music is intelligent dance music
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>>51774658
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ÑŽÑŽÑŽ
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>>51774664
probably the most unimportant poll I've ever seen
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>>51774584
>Friends
>my nation's 'comedy' shows use a narrative structure as old as the written word itself
dad please
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>>51774585
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>>51774576
>do silly things in public and watch their reactions

quite honestly one of the sales gimmicks kicking around rn 2bh
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>"intelligent" "dance" "music"
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>>51774690
yeah you might see it that way because there's no snarky but lovable main character for you to self-insert as and go "wow he's just like me!" I bet subconsciously you think of yourself as a character in a sitcom
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Where are the brits
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http://strawpoll.me/6200642
http://strawpoll.me/6200642
http://strawpoll.me/6200642
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Did anyone ever watch Outnumbered?
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>British cringe ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comedy'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>panel ''''''''''shows'''''''''''
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>>51774751
Post more, this is funny.
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just filtered yank flags /brit/ is instantly better
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>>51774759
Busy shagging yank birds.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLp5iwJqNUY


I feel so intellectual, m8s
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doin 6 hours of studying tomorrow
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>>51774807
none of those posts were me
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>>51774775
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>>51774809
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>>51774815
Wow dude u are so patrician
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>>51774455
>inbetweeners was ever good
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Is it interesting at all to you people that the main characters of 'comedy' shows are often losers working shit jobs but heyo, they have a good time with their pals anyway! It's ok that your capitalist government distributes wealth in such a way that you and your lineage will be losers until the end of time! Keep those snappy one-liners coming! This is how normal human beings behave, it's funny! There's something really dark and schizophrenic about sitcom character behavior, I'm not gonna pretend the U.S doesn't have its share of bingo bazooper theories but damn. And I'm not saying primetime comedy is a capitalist conspiracy, it's created by people so indoctrinated that they support the political system that oppresses them
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>>51774807
All me
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>>51774807
7 of these posts were me
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>>51774837
delete this
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>>51774797
That is a mantra to live by.
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NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY. GET YOUR ASSES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
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is 88/100 a pretty good exam score lads
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What should i do lads
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>>51774896
nice blog
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>>51774896
would kill for that
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>>51774861
zimbabwe
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>>51774919
insert fiberglass into your dickhole
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>>51774886
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>>51774934
botswana
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>>51774924
thanx

>>51774929
got like a 40 on one of the other exams though lmfao
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Why can't brits into dramas?
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>>51774886
>ass
fuck off yank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstUxos2cBs

RIP Finnegan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKNICg-REA
choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4

DEUS VULT AVE MARIA
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>>51774977
>>51774994
>>51774999
stop this
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Not even tired :/
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>>51775014

will you be my bestfriend?
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>>51774886
it's not to late to turn your life around anon, you don't have to do this
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>richard the ''''''''''''''''''''''''lion''''''''''''''''''''''heart
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>>51775043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gB2iWln0ls
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> Scotland the """""""brave"""""""
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3amYWzYik

Getting real tired of Mehdi's bullshit tbqh
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Thanks but no yanks
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Yanks? No thanks
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>>51775212

gays not welcome
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yanks not welcome
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no yanks, thanks
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Are anal prolapses a big problem in the gay community? Or do faggots just have stronger assholes?
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>>51774936
Some guy i went to school with once stuck a lego lightsaber down his dick hole for pleasure and he got a boner and it broke and got stuck and he had to tell his mum
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>>51775231
Sorry seems like I stumbled into a yank thread
I'll let myself out *walks out*
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>>51775231
insecure yanks not welcome
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>walking through walmart
>see this short white girl with a 20ft tall black dude
>mfw

she even noticed how disgusted i was and looked ashamed of herself

i wonder what her parents think
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>>51775277
>posting thainonce OC
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>>51775263
FACT: The majority of gay men don't do anal
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>>51775305
see >>51775301
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no yanks please. its a waste of good thread count.
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*sighs*
wish /brit/ was back lads
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>>51775301

If I said niggers not welcome would you accuse me of secretly loving black people?
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>>51775263
Lube ffs.
A prolapse rarely happens. Only happens if you're too rough or don't lube enough.
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>>51775338
agree desu
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Cankeks can go whilst we're at it too
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>>51775377
B L U E B O A R D
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>>51775325

I find this hard to believe, tbqh. What do the do then?
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*thinks about /brit/*
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>>51775344
No, I would accuse you of being obsessed with black people
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thinking about becoming a tranny thoughts?
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>>51775411
wank/suck each other off I guess
this is legit true btw, I read a study
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what in the fuck
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>>51775523
NaN = not a number in javascript
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We ded now
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http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1449466412054.gif

wew
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lads when will the free healthcare meme die. I have never gotten a free GP appointment in my life and tomorrow i have to pay $75 to see a specialist.
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>>51775676
Got rid of the cankek desu
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posting in this thread
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>>51775713
>HE
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Got a house viewing in 4 hours
I don't want to wake up for it
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http://strawpoll.me/6200815
http://strawpoll.me/6200815
http://strawpoll.me/6200815

life changing poll
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>yanks
Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck offfffffcffffffffff
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>>51775916

>imply I care what lesser Australia thinks
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>kiwis
fuck OFF
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>>51775916
bit rude
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Here's a glimpse at your future, New Zealand

>A FUCKING FERN
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>>51775986
The voting turn out for the referendum was dismal desu, and it was a postal vote. Its not happening
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>Amazon ONE day delivery
>Delivery date: Wednesday 9th December

interesting
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>>51776022
oh when was the vote?
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>>51776034
One day not overnight dummy
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>>51776022
>implying the political powers give a shit what the people think
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>>51776042
The first one for the alternative is just ending, with the shit turn out there are calls to just give up on the whole thing
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>>51776022
wait, the vote has happened?

oh lmao
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>>51776034
yanks and poms are lucky amazon even services them at all. It makes literally 0 sense that amazon hasn't tapped into the Australian market. Do they think we are an actual desert? We are like the third most western country in the world.

dumb yank CEOs there is a 100% chance they would profit from australia
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>>51776075
Amazon one day delivery is usually 24 hours maximum here, not 2 days like in the US
Our country is a lot smaller

Might be coming from somewhere in Europe though, that usually takes 2 days

>>51776105
Do you seriously not have an Australian version of Amazon?
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New ZZealand flag vote?


Werwewee lads, what's going down? did they change their flag?
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>>51776128
>Do you seriously not have an Australian version of Amazon?

No. I know it's ridiculous.
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>>51776128

looks like it's nothing but audio books

http://www.amazon.com.au/
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Here is some reading on such subject should you wish

m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11557308
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>>51776105
i tried to order 8m of paracord the other day from amazon.

i was literally going to be charged $15 for the paracord and then $25 for the 12 day shipping.

90% of the shit I try to buy isn't available here, and the stuff that is is actually more overpriced than buying it instore.
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>>51776163
REEEEEEEEEE
THEY ARE SO STUPID DO THEY NOT LIKE MONEY OR SOMETHING?
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>mfw I almost never pay for shipping
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>>51776173
>>51776181
Lmao that's weird desu
You'd think Australia would be quite a high priority country to have that sort of thing in
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>>51776215
>yanks
>thinking

yeah that doesn't happen
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>>51776201
Same
Got a catchall email address and I just sign up for new prime trials whenever I want to buy something
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>>51776231
Good post
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>anti-anxiety medicine is literally called beta blockers

heh
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My sleeping pattern is absolutely broken
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>>51776215
yeah it's fucking dumb beyond measure.

prices are so fucked here that they probably just prefer the massive markup that US amazon would bring.
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>>51776105
Yea why does Australia get shit on with regards to all this sort of stuff?
Prices too

Is it just because of the isolation from the developed world?
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>>51776352
hate gettin rippied off

always buy my steam games through 3rd party key resellers now
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Feeling a bit wobbly
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>>51776392
>muh high minimum wage (even though the goods aren't made in australia)

but a lot of the time its just Australian retailers that actually do the dirty work. They buy the goods in bulk at US prices and resell it for higher. Then everyone will instantly blame the big bad American company and then the sneaky JB-HiFi or whoever the fuck can get away with it.
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have a headache
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>>51776144
Literally third world. Fucking hell. Don't you have some Australian equivalent where that sells a wife variety of shit at a good price and sends it to you the next day?
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>>51776292

Just blew some Yanks RIGHT the fuck out lads hahaha
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>need to do 4 retarded diversity events to graduate
>did 2 of them in my first year
>put it off
>remember I have to do 2 more
>check the event calendar
>literally no more events this year

FUCK
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>>51776464
>Don't you have some Australian equivalent where that sells a wife variety of shit at a good price and sends it to you the next day?

nope. literally not one website comes to mind.
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>>51776163
Kek, even India has Amazon.

Street shitters > Australians
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>>51776495
>american """""""""""""""""'""universities""""""""""""""""""""
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>>51776495
>retarded diversity events
??? is this real??? I thought it was a meme
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wew lads

borderline sister moved out and accused mum of being emotionally abusive for extra autismbux

I mean sure their relationship was shit but mum definitely wasn't abusive towards her

what a deluded and/or narcissistic bitch :(
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>>51776502
You'd think they'd at least set it up in the big cities and stuff even if they didn't support the dessert places
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>>51776557
good lad. My sister moved out 2 years ago but she did it normally with her boyfriend
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>>51776557
good lass, is she single?
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>fart
>fart again
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>>51776627
Yeah, she's mental though.

>>51776609
haha i wish i had a normal family haha

when will this suffering end
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>>51776317
>>51776289
>>51776231
>>51776522
Top tier posts lads

Also I feel a new meme brewing: Ausnoamazontralia

Is this a secret weapon the denizens of this board can finally use to strike back at the formidable Death Star that is Australian shitposting?
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>>51776676
don't really mind desu
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>>51776676
dw la just tell your mum to have a kit kat (take a break)
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Putting on my Normie form is very taxing lads
4 days in a row of work and I'm already disintegrating from having to be witty and sociable all the time
My head is killing me but I've got 4 days now to revert to my true form as part human part fungus
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>>51776698
Half of these posts were made by me
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>>51776719
good post
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>>51776698
Aallll meee
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>>51776698
All of these posts were made by me
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>>51776537

I'm literally having a mini freakout, desu. They can't seriously not let me graduate because I didn't go see 2 more people talk about white privilege. I-I have to make some calls tomorrow
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Doing a seeing shit in the corners of my eyes because I'm tired

Still can't fall asleep though :/
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>>51776566
ye youd think but nah

prices here are fucked 50 weeks a year then absolutely mentally low for the remaining 2 weeks. I just scored a ultralight protable gas stove for $20 cut down from $60 2bh
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>>51776769
Yes they can you privileged CIS fuck
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>>51776769
>I'm literally having a mini freakout, desu. They can't seriously not let me graduate because I didn't go see 2 more people talk about white privilege. I-I have to make some calls tomorrow
I don't believe America is this kucked, stop memeing juan pls
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>>51776769
proxy

O F F
F
F
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>>51776769
if this is true i wil campaign on your behalf. I'll paint my skin black and pretend im an abo and that u were my pen pal
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>diversity courses
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Who look in the mirror and don't recognise the person they see here?
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>>51776817
>>51776859
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>>51776915
jesus fucking christ
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https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2015/04/13/ucla-faculty-approves-diversity-requirement

>the united states of america
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Honestly lads... fuck all normies
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>>51776915
Christ almighty. America is beyond help.
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>>51776915
>america
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>>51776915
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>>51776915
hahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mandatory+diversity+American+college

why
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>>51776931
Psychology is meme tier
>being able to remain happy and occupied when alone is "introverted"
Strange that being a social parasite is so praised
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>>51776915
>>51776930
>>51776972
so this is what it means to be free
>>
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>51776915
Contact these people if real.

thefire.org
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SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51777157
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
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>he's never pledged his allegiance to thenflag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
SmH TbH FaM
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doing a nice big fat morning poo lads haha
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FROM THIS NIGHTMARE I'VE BECOOOME
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Morning lads
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>>51777184
delete this post pls, slandering our cult-like mantra
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAALING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
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>>51776915
This isn't fucking okay. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
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>>51777184
dog bless acirema
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>>51777184

Once you get to middle school they don't make you say it. You just have to put your hand over your heart and some guy on a PA says it
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>>51777306
Not where I'm from.
We did it even through highschool.
>>
>curious about bidets
>poke a hole in a water bottle fill it up with warm water
>rinse away
Must say I'm disappointed
>>
guess ill rewatch curb your enthusiasm 2bh lads
>>
>>51777332

Where are you from?
>>
>>51776915
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>51777338
>finding larry david funny

>>/israel/
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>>51777306
>>51777332
You never HAVE to say it
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>>51777370
fuck off you humourless cunt
>>
>>51777370

okay... okay
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>>51777354
Idaho

>>51777377
You don't HAVE to. But I never saw or even heard of anyone refusing to.
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>>51777394
watch this instead m8

this is actual comedy
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>>51777377
you do if you dont want everyone thinking youre an edgelord
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>>51777420
>black dynamic is "actual comedy"
>curb isnt

hi_reddit
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>>51777332
same, im in cali
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>>51777394
always sunny
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>>51777455
yeah thats good look im not asking for recommendations though so just back off alright mate
>>
I don't even remember the words to the pledge. I barely remember high school
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>>51777482
Shouldn't have smoked so much weed
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>>51776915
What shitty university do you go to. Google says mohawk valley community college.
>>
How much do you reckon the X Factor judges got paid to push the multicultural agenda down our throats with Cheryl Coalburner's Golly 'N Wog?
>>
what should i do a big wank to
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How do you guys think GoT will be now that D&D are completely on their own now?
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>>51777478
*spits in your face*
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>>51777482
you can't even get brainwashed correctly

wew
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>>51777441
i've never watched that show. i haven't watched TV in like 10 years. i can't handle the low brow jokes and canned laughter. it gives me an aneurysm.
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In the midnight hour....
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>i've never watched that show. i haven't watched TV in like 10 years. i can't handle the low brow jokes and canned laughter. it gives me an aneurysm.
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>>51777672

Curb is an hbo show
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>i haven't watched TV in like 10 years. i can't handle the low brow jokes and canned laughter. it gives me an aneurysm.
>>
>>51777623
Probably much better than the last few seasons.
D&D are great writers, and being constrained to the shitty source material has held them back.
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WITH A REBEL YELL
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>aussies
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Hey
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>>51777777

mmm
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Quints won't happen in /brit/
>>
WE
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>>51777777
>>
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>>51777798
>>
>>51777777
WINNER
>>
>1. My father divorced my mother, this was because the hair on her ass got in his fingernails when he spanked her, this was the reason he destroyed our family
>2. My father divorced his next wife, because she ate some Greek food 2 month after Euro 2004, when we lost to Greece in the final
>3. My father divorced his next wife in 2009, because she kept letting bananas become overripe

Oh holy fuck i'm literally dying send help.
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>>51777798
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>>51777849
fucking kill yourself degenerate
divorced couples are scum and so are their offspring

t, child of loving married parents who were faithful to the very end
>>
Islam
>>
Well, at the moment you have a leftist government, so I imagine plenty of us rightists hate America.
I despise America. It caused our Empire to collapse, invaded our Commonwealth, exploited its' "allies" in both World Wars, always pressurises countries to adopt leftism and is by definition the opposite of all that Britain stands for.
Your people are insular, clueless, rude, active in far-left and separatist movements wherever they go. You cannot speak properly - each and every Yank accent is painful with Californian accents being the worst. Coincidentally, it is these tree-hugging, nails-on-chalkboard-sounding pinkos that come to our countries on mass.
>You cannot produce art, never has an Arne, Coates or Elgar emerged from America. Your greatest "musician" composed silence, your greatest "painter" painted cans of soup.
>America is the source of political correctness and hedonism. The world needs a rightist, isolationist America that shuts itself away.
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And the bells were ringing out on Christmas day
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>>51777937
>>51777849
btw I was joking, please don't kill yourself
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kek kek kek everyday
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Morning lads
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red hair is pretty
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>>51777849
>when we lost to Greece in the final
>Losetugal
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>>51778155
Yeah it is
>>
Wakey wakey lads!
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>>51778155
red with the blood of infidels
>>
*angrily sits in the corner*
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>>51778190
>>
doing a going to my exam on an all nigther

i feel like the lack of sleep really helps me concentrate better
>>
KILL THE PHONIES
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>>51778191
r u ok
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>anime posters (ie. normies) are waking up
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>>51778230
*pretends not to hear you and continues to look at phone*
>>
i have diarrhea lads
>>
smells really bad in here

im too lazy to do anything about it
>>
>>51778246
give him back then
>>
hahaha im 22 have have literally never had a job hahaha
>>
>>51777777
>>
>>51778259
*shits on you*
>>
Is it true you guys have american themed parties and drink out of red cups?
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>>51778311
i've seen one american themed fancy dress party but it was more of a piss take than a homage to america
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>>51778322
>piss take
so you imported some beer?
>>
*enters thread*

Hello I am here
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RED CUPS MENTIONED
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>>51778335
a piss take is a rewording of taking the piss, which means mocking you.
>>
>>51778341
hello friend
>>
Reeeee why am I awake

I'm going to be knackered in a few hours
>>
>american culture is literally painting a cup red
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normie cups
>>
>>51778352
i know. i was making a hilarious joke
>>
Dreamt about the ex again lads, second time it's happened in the last week. Perfectly normal to dream about someone who ended your 2-month relationship more than 2 years ago, r-r-right guys?
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If you think /brit/ has an anime problem take a look at this mess:

>>51775331
>>51775331
>>51775331

J U S T
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6twGYRzmM
>>
>>51778352

You're mocking something that doesn't happen anymore?
>>
>>51778377
those cups are shit

>>51778346
these ones are better
>>
>>51778383
I dreamed about fish.
>>
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>>51778394

I was really surprised to learn he's not jewish
>>
>>51778383
yes
>>
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/12036184/Lets-deal-with-the-Devil-we-should-work-with-Vladimir-Putin-and-Bashar-al-Assad-in-Syria.html

B A S E D
O
R
I
S
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>>51778393
Jesus, what do they put in the water over in Yankville, oestrogen?
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>>51777712
>ASOIF is shitty source material
>>
making a post
>>
Christian state of Jerusalem and Cana is at it again, m8s
>>
>>51778378
I thought it was a decent joke 6.5/10
>>
>>51778621
#NotAllChristians
>>
>>51778622
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>>51778576
>I've never read any real literature in my life
>>
new

>>51778672
>>51778672
>>51778672
>>51778672
>>
rude
>>
#StopCanadianPosters
>>
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>>51778621

ave maria, desu
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>>51778679
>being a snob
>liking GoT
>>
>>51778749
https://youtu.be/wQSjVGzf6rM
>>
Jannies up early then
>>
>>51778768
Literally everyone watches GOT
Gotta fit in with the normies.
>>
>>51778679
2nd year English student at Cambridge here
I've read and analysed pretty much every book in the western 'canon' and the ASOIAF books are my favourite books by far
To be honest most literature is fucking boring to me and I think I might switch to history tb
>>
>>51778803
> English student
GL getting a decent jo-
> Cambridge
Nevermind...
>>
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>have to play the normies games if you want the benefits of being a normie
is life a game to these normables? not funny desu
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6201198
http://strawpoll.me/6201198
http://strawpoll.me/6201198
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>>51778803
>My favourite books are glorified murder porn
Christ.
>>
>>51778803
ah nice, very impressive
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>>51778803
>english student
>>
new thread
>>
COALITION AIR FORCES HAVE BOMBED ASSAD. ASSAD SAYS THIS IS AN ACT OF AGRESSION. RUSSIA WON'T LIKE THIS.

IT'S HAPPENING
>>
>>51779707
source?
>>
>>51779743
https://www.rt.com/news/324940-syrian-army-coalition-strike/

http://www.jpost.com/Breaking-News/Three-Syrian-soldiers-die-in-suspected-US-coalition-air-strike-436522
>>
>>51779813
spoopy
>>
this is literally the beginnings of cold war 2.0

i saw this happening six months ago
>>
why dont they just send james bond in to assassinate putin
>>
>>51778803
>2nd year English student at Cambridge here
>I've read and analysed pretty much every book in the western 'canon'
>>
>>51777623
Shit
Last season was shit
>>
>Nato helping isis

Can they not be just a little subtle about it?
>>
>>51780096
Sergei.
>>
>>51780096
Vlad
>>
>>51780124
What? Isis were seiging an assad airbase and nato came in and bombed assad not isis. This isn't fake it actually happened last night.
>>
>just went to the doctor about my sex addiction
>my normal doctor isn't there
>the stand in doctor is a 40 something milf with big tits and wearing a skirt
>instantly get a chubby
>start talking about my problem but can't focus and start to spaghetti
>she picks up on it, writes me a prescription for prozac and writes down a website for free counselling
>walk out
>now I want to wank
fml
>>
>>51780189
>kill 4 Assad troops
>y-y-your helping ISIS!!!

buttblasted Sergei
>>
>>51780263
Why is the coalition killing any assad troops? That's not their mandate.

Also isis advanced after the bombing.
>>
Why do women have to try and control everything
>>
>>51780322
Because we oppose Assad
>>
eating strawberries with plain cake with a glass of milk watching Seventh Seal

comfimus maximus laddellies
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>>51780350
We voted against military action against assad.
>>
>>51780323
They've been brainwashed by the media into thinking that they can be in charge of everything in their life. Not even joking.
>>
Turkey has advanced into Iraq despite the Iraqi government telling them not to.

Why do we even keep these fuckers in NATO?
>>
>>51780384
How uninformed are you? We literally just voted to go into Syria
>>
>nato in charge of anything
>>
what do you reply to a girl if she messages you with a "you're a good kisser"
>>
@51780434

You better be (You )baiting.
>>
>>51780478
im better at giving head
>>
>>51780240
Hopefully the prozac will curb your sex drive
>>
>>51780434
t. big dave cameron
>>
I COULDA BEEN SOMEONE
BUT SO COULD ANYONE
>>
Trying to give up smoking by the cold turkey method, pretty fucking stressful lads
>>
>>51780559
>smoking in the first place

Lmao
>>
>>51780571
check your privilege non smoker scum
>>
Only buying a Christmas present for my parents this year, spent hundreds of pounds on presents for friends and family and got next to fuck all in return, fuck em
>>
>>51780594
Get them all a lynx gift box to show them how you feel
>>
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Why is our nationalist party a failure while Frances front nationale is about to sweep the local elections lads.

France us waking up
>>
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
>>
>>51780667
>cant into posessive
typical righty retard
>>
>>51780672
it's not on page 10 yet

janny will get mad
>>
>>51780698
>can't spell possessive
>>
>>51780698
>posessive

american education at it again
>>
Just arrived at the office, another week of misery ahead. Might gas myself if I don't get a more interesting job soon
>>
>>51780594
laminate your pubes and give one to each of them

tell them they'll thank you when you became famous in a few years and they can sell your pubes on ebay for a small fortune
>>
>>51780594
Good lad
>>
>>51780746
What do you do lad
>>
>>51780764
Machine manager
>>
>>51780779
Like those machines in the webms in the israeli posts?
>>
I want all these girls to sit on my face 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O27fsGdpP-Y
>>
>>51780808
How big is your fucking face
>>
>>>/pol/57717099
RAAAAARE
>>
is this some protest meme or?
>>
>>51780875
>french flag
>rare
>>
doin a shower
>>
new?

>>51780978
>>51780978
>>51780978
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