>british cuisine
>american cuisine
>eat amerifat food
>heart stops from cholestrol and go to hospital for quad bypass surgery
>die and family gets charged $10,000,000 to drag your fatass corpse to the mogue
>>51775193
Butt hat actually looks good unlike the OP pic
looks like my shit after alcohol poisoning :DDDD
>>51775233
>>51775213
>Eat Australian food
>At least I thought it qas Australian food
>It's actually spider eggs
>They hatch and poison me
>Can't make it to the hospital because I'm in the (middle of nowhere, but I guess that could be just about anywhere in Australia)
>Abos find my corpse months later and eat the remains
>>51775272
Right. I forgot about this new breadsticks meme.
I wish I had the option to pay for Australians and Europeans to stand by my table and complain about me eating stuff like this.
That way I could have an erection while eating.
>>51775193
>Canakeks are always so quick to defend their toothless overlords
>>51775152
>Corn, purely American
>Potatoes, Peruvian cooked in French style
>Meat, looks Indian.
How very British.
>>51775379
take your proxy off Nigel
>salty euros
>that
>Implying food
>Enjoy your cholesterol
>enjoy your heart attack
>All those calories
Almost there, keep going table Australian/European
>>51775307
>be american
>eat spider eggs by accident
>head back to the states
>spiders explode out of your chest alien-style, consume your corpse and lay more eggs
>repeat until the american populace is mostly dead
>spiders paved the way for an emu and roo invasion
>>51775343
oh shit nigger is that the perkin's french dip
too bad they took it off the menu.
>>51775213
>no tip
2/10
>>51775426
Wasnt there a movie like that? Where a doctor brought back a spider and it mated with strong American spiders and produced super spiders that almost killed the whole town?
>Omg, it doesn't even look like it eats elegantly
>did the chef that prepared that even have 3 michelin stars?
>That doesn't even look Halal
I'm gonna cum.
>Enjoy your food coma
>Looks like vomit
>Amerifat/10 would never eat
>Where's the salad?
Oh yeah, keep suckin, you whore!
>>51775474
It's actually a place called lumberjacks.
>>51775419
>Salt Lick
overrated AF t bh sen pai
>Why is it so rare?
>2015 >Eating beef blood
>Is that an entire loaf of bread?
>Can't make this shit up!
Yeah, now go for the balls, bitch.
>brits eat this on christmas
>>51775549
I havent had a banana in a while. Thanks for reminding be
>>51775519
is this real?
Also >>51775152
I have no idea what this is, its way to colourful to have been cooked in the UK. Completely lacks all aspects of bland.
>>51775604
That looks kinda good
>Well, I'm glad to see you're eating vegetables
>No hummus
>Not kebab meat
>Ugh, BLOOD!
>not well done master race
Watch those teeth.
>>51775616
yeah
>>51775630
The Canadians are right, Americans do suck at banter.
Brb ordering plane tickets
is this the goat appetizer?
>What's that white stuff on that chicken?
>Cholesterol sauce
>Implying that's appetizing
>Not choosing an edamame bowl, instead.
Yeah, who's your daddy, bitch?
You like that, huh?
>>51775666
so long satan
>>51775684
yes
>>51775684
yes
>>51775604
I want to try this
>>51775643
I will be honest, there are a of of fast food products you have that are beyond sensible.
>>51775650
wrong on every level
>>51775702
>over 350
>eat free
is this why america cant maintain public healthcare?
>American cheese
>Not using maggot mold
>Avocados
uuuh....UUUUNNNH!
>>51775666
I'm enjoying myself and that's all that really matters to me.
I would commend you for being so cultured and witty but I'm about to blow a load in my pants, brb.
>>51775630
holy fuck you dont even know how hungry this image made me
>>51775729
>implying there's anything wrong with retarded shit like >>51775650 as long as you don't live off of it
Besides, all the fast food helps kill off the weak willed
>>51775751
>He doesn't know
A really based doctor opend up a disgustingly unhealthy restaurant to help kill fatties faster because he knew they wouldnt change their ways.
>>51775729
>>51775806
How the fuck do you eat this?
>How am you even supposed to eat that!?
>Dog bless
>Americans
>AmeriStrokes
HNNNNNNNNG!!!!!
Uh....whew!
Now, wipe your face.
>Throws change at you
There, here's your tip.
>>51775343
why is everything in america so basic? cheese on meat, pastrami with mustard etc
Melbourne has the best burgers in the world.
>>51775806
HOLY SHIT
>>51775802
>unhealthy restaurant to help kill fatties faster
at least they will die happily...
>>51775760
>>51775695
>>51775630
>>51775549
>>51775595
>>51775492
>>51775421
>>51775828
>American """""""""""""banter"""""""""""""
>>51775729
Why do you hate freedom?
>>51775829
Oh please, no.
I'm already depleted in semen levels, I can't possibly go again.
>>51775868
that burger is glazed in semen
>>51775684
Yes but sour cream is sick
>>51775850
That's the plan. This guy (the bald one) is rolling in money
>>51775853
You think that's "banter"?
I don't even like "banter", it's an obnoxious concept.
I'd rather just be straight forward with you.
>>51775817
no idea
>>51775920
If this guy is a doctor then why is he listening to his sternum?
>>51775924
>I'd rather just be straight forward with you.
And you're doing that how exactly?
>>51775920
>killing fatties with a food
>literal Euthanasia
he is a genius...
>>51775962
Well,I haven't yet.
>>51775962
by being as much of a stereotype as possible it seems
>>51775953
He's too busy counting his money to notice
>>51775152
What's that shit looking stuff?
>>51776001
They sell unfiltered cigarettes at that place.
It's right on the menu.
>>51775850
This is the basic menu at the restaurant in question. It's called "Heart Attack Grill
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk
>>51776011
Actual shit.
>>51775979
Everytime someone gets carted away in an ambulance, he gets more publicity. Whe someone dies, he gets even more! People have to sign papers when they come in so he can't be held accountable for anything that goes wrong, and his restaurant just keeps getting more popular!
>>51775953
He's not a real doctor. It's just for the the theme of the restaurant.
>>51775920
didn't the owner die from a heart attack?
>>51775817
Stuff it all into your face, have 10 napkins on standby
>>51776025
Looks pretty good desu senpai
>>51776056
No. It was the spokesman, who died at the age of 29
>>51776056
No, the spokesman did. They keep his ashes on public display in the restaurant
>>51776025
>literally eating freedom
Absolutely going to eat there if I ever get the chance.
>>51776050
That actually looks good desu, hot Cheetos are fucking amazing.
>>51776025
>cash only
they know what they do
i hope that fatties should give a tip to workers before they dead.
>>51776084
If it's just a one time thing, then I don't see a big problem with just experiencing it. But this place really is something you don't want to do more than once.
>>51776116
you just steal their wallet when they collapse
>>51776025
>has open heart surgery
>went into a coma
>still keeps coming back
>>51776213
Doesn't look bad, man
>>51776259
it's good
https://youtu.be/Gw2eAf8EnlQ
I GUARANTEE at least one Yank in this thread unironically has beetus
>>51776292
I have beetus but it's ironic
>>51776292
back to your fish head pie
>>51776292
How do you ironically have beetus?
>>51776307
>>51776309
>>51776324
I knew it
>>51776025
>1/2 pound 7.39
>2 pounds 12.94
well, might as well
