brunch edition
>>51780978
why did they shoop those animals into the picture
no doubt one of you wastemen will post this on r/4chan but I thought it was jokes from /britfeel/
of to the ol normie grind famalam
Who's your favourite poster on r/ukpolitics?
>>51781143
Got a chuckle out of me. Mum bought me that same calendar.
>>51781143
top jej
how do we stop the yanks
i wear girl's deodorant because it doesn't smell like anything and keeps the stink at bay
>>51781345
How progressive of you.
Emily.
>>51781405
Chebily.
does anyone else wear a tower round their boobs?
might have a job in manchester in the new year lads
better sort these pakis out before i head over
>>51781449
good fenian lad
Enjoying my stay in Dublin desu
Like and subscribe for me
why so ded
>Australia's drinking culture linked with increase of children born with brain disorders
Now we know why Australians are so literally retarded
Alri lads is it worth watching?
>le assad must go
Anyone worried Cameron seems intent on starting a war with an enemy who has equipment more modern than we've ever fought before?
This isn't bombing goatfuckes in caves. It's a proper military force that is armed with 1990s military hardware, which I'd about all we currently have too.
Also they've got modern Russian anti aircraft
learning redemption song on guitar
>>51781692
this version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTZthgp7us
>>51781680
I'm more worried that Western leaders want the last secularist leader in the Middle East gone from power and therefore create a power vacuum which leads to extremist muslims taking power.
How to avoid eating expensive food
Optional: buy almonds if you don't have them.
Step 1: fill a cup up with water
Step 2: grab a handful of almonds
Step 3: eat the almonds
Step 4: down the glass of water
You now don't have to eat a meal
>>51781793
Almonds are too expensive.
>>51781793
You forgot to activate them
just woke up tbqf
>>51781827
they activate in your stomach with the water lad
>>51781850
not sure if you know what activated almonds are lad
>>51781850
Has to be alkalised water though, and that shits expensive.
like $17 a gallon
>>51781680
Bout time Russia was taken down a notch
>>51781818
1 pound is like 8 handfuls
$10=1 pound
8 meals for $10
>>51781901
>gallon
honestly, fuck off yank
>>51781908
That's a lot of money.
>>51781850
>>51781921
For you
>>51781894
>The activation process requires almonds to be soaked in water for a period of 12 hours. Advocates believe this deactivates the enzyme inhibitors and brings the nut to life
>>51781926
He must spend my rent on a week's worth of food. Christ.
>>51781947
Classist asshole.
>>51781926
>homemade coconut
every time
>>51781951
Ur mum deactivates my enzyme inhibitors and brings my nuts to life
>>51781926
>""""""""""activated"""""""" almonds
>""""""""""alkalinised"""""""" water
>>51781951
That's actually a process for the cultured vegetables.
>being from a country that floods
literally 3rd world tier
>>51781986
Not classist...just classy...
Gonna go masturbate the sadness away.
>>51781986
>asshole
fuck off yanks
REEEEEEEEEĘË
>>51782015
Usually take mine to the opera desu
\pol\ would be a good place to keep up with Syria happenings if it wasnt for all the Russiaboos 2bh
>>51782068
Houthibro is a pretty cool guy
>>51782017
>tfw my home didnt flood
>>51781926
im a skinny skellington that eats nothing but junk food and i bet i could 1v1 him irl
>>51781926
ohayou gozaimasu
Lads
>>51782246
>skateboard grip tape on her heels
kek
>>51781226
>mum bought me an advent calander
>i cry and bitch and whine about it on the internet
wow just fucking killyourself you worthless scumbag
>seem to be getting good at interacting with hot normie girls
>they think I'm funny
>light flirting
>they actually start talking to me as soon as I enter the room
>...
>yet I just want to be friends with this shy plain looking girl but I have no idea how
This makes no sense
>>51782121
im talking about the uk you spa
https://youtu.be/6UQEri-aM7ww
Lads
when i try and sing and play guitar i mess up the strumming 2bh
>>51782268
i remember nicking the grip tape from a manhole cover type thing near my local church to put on my skateboard which all the grip had rubbed off
must have been dangerous for the grannies trying to walk on that when its wet
>>51782293
thats normal lad
"the one" makes you TONGUETIED
https://youtu.be/RRxRX6Mr3Lk?t=8
>>51782293
>be me
>be great at talking to girls..
>..unless I find them attractive, then I spazz out
>be constantly hit on by mingers
>>51782294
we flooded too lad
bit s-l-o-w
Anybody ever gone to a rub and tug
My back is killing me but so are my blue balls
>>51781793
did u activate them
>>51782363
when they tell you to put a towel on you just come out of the changing room butt naked, if theyre not a rub and tug theyll tell u put a towel on
>>51782337
you think so?
i've always found the girls i've had unreal connections with were girls i could easily speak too. if i'm nervous talking to a girl then i don't end up being interested in them
Is nofap just a /fit/ meme?
>>51782284
I dun understand.
Official /brit/ Nut Rankings 2015
>Hazelnuts
>Peanuts
>Macadamia
>Pistachio
>Walnuts
>Pecan
>Brazil nuts
>Almonds
>>51782479
>almonds at the bottom
>>51782455
>fap
fuck off yank
>>51782455
It is Yank Evangelical Christian propaganda desu
>>51782375
Activate my dubs
>>51782479
>no deeznuts
just watched threads
ama
>>51782497
>The almond is native to the Mediterranean climate region of the Middle East, eastward as far as the Indus River in Pakistan.[9] In Iran, India, Afghanistan and Pakistan, it is known as bādām.
Rasheed
>>51782455
Went on vacation with the family last year
Didn't have time to fap for like 5 days
The slightest things made me rock hard and it was surprising because my max hardness is usually like 90%
>>51782497
they haven't been activated yet
Doing a depressive suicidal thoughts
>>51782337
>>51782342
Yeah I guess that's right. The girl I like is not hot at all. I am starting to think she's cute and notice her flaws less but even then, I still know she has flaws like her teeth are terrible. She plays videogames and reads a lot yet I can barely say anything to her.
I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't look for meaningful relationships, and should instead just look for sex with normies
someone owes me money lads and they won't respond to my email
i'm not talking like 6p either i'm talking upwards of 70 quid
what do i do lol
>>51782455
there's some truth to it but the effects are grossly overexaggerated.
you'll be a tiny bit more aggressive and just get raging hard ons. a decent amount of us used to go on no fap during rugby season and then let loose on girls at the XV party on saturday night lmao
shiver me timbers
>>51782591
Chase him with a hammer
>tfw you realise /brit/ is Facebook for abnormies
>>51782621
this place is full of normies
>>51782511
>Activate my dubs
Well played tbf
>>51782621
>Implying I don't have a Facebook account
You fucking nerd hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>51782591
>borrowing money
>>51782621
I'm normie idiot
Not really
>>51782647
>Lending
taking a chance
having a go
>>51782591
put a brick through his window with PAY UP wrote on it in sharpie 2bh
gf just sent me this
>>51782621
literally everyone here is a normie
if there are any abnormies here you aren't welcome
NORMIE PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
>>51782616
>>51782687
DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM IRL LMAO
>>51782646
Can't believe I only got one (You) from that
Normies in
Anime out
>>51782695
I can't tell if she's pretty or not
gf just sent me this
>>51782712
>lending money to someone you don't even know
>lending money at all
You deserve it, to be honest.
>>51782721
normies gimmicks in
anime yanks out
>>51782712
You lent money to someone you've never met and expected them to pay you back?
That's you're own fault lad
Want 1
>>51782719
it's because it was a reply, no one pays attention to replies unless you're harvesting (You)s from it
>>51782719
Those dubs didn't deserve to be left unchecked
>>51782591
>>51782712
Literally laughing at you desu, why would you do that?
gf just sent me this lads
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12036287/Britain-is-no-longer-a-Christian-country-and-should-stop-acting-as-if-it-is-says-judge.html
>A two-year commission, chaired by the former senior judge Baroness Butler-Sloss and involving leading religious leaders from all faiths, calls for public life in Britain to be systematically de-Christianised.
Rasheed for days
>>51782793
I'd let her strangle me
>>51782759
>>51782772
At least you guys witnessed me
>>51782806
inshallah tbqh
>>51782723
gf just sent me this lads
I really really like this picture haha
>>51782860
I still would
George Osborne will take PMQs this Wednesday because Cameron is off to Romania and Poland
>The number of Church of England bishops who sit in the House of Lords should be cut to make way for leaders of other faiths, a new report argues.
>She said other faiths should "play a part" in the coronation
>"They even want even more clerics appointed there from minority faiths in a country where the majority are not religious."
>that first coffee and fag of the day
How would you react if one of your friends unironically said "soccer"
just watched the wind that shakes the barley
irish freedom t b h lads.
>>51782889
Only if you're Matty B
memebook fullstop com forwardslash profile.php?id=100008388127796&fref=pymk
>>51782935
>smoking
Bad lad
>>51782879
fuck thats a big hamster
>>51782905
kill me
How do people even start smoking?
>>51782951
I know lad, addicted though desu. My plan is to keep smoking until I'm about 25 so I can look cool then give up before I suffer any long term health problems.
work in 10 minutes lads
>>51782940
thats a shite propaganda film you mug, completely one sided MUH BLACK AND TANS ASSAULTING US FOR NO REASON
>>51782731
Oi oi!
>>51782985
kiddies who think it's cool
>>51782996
#LONDON
Undoubtely the best show released in this century.
The man in the high castle follows what would have happened to the world if hitler had won the war. It is mostly based in the USA, where it has been split in three, The Greater Reich of America. The Middle Neutral Zone, which is lawless and the Eastern Pacific empire of USA
Just look at the title sequence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIDKPydxAFM
>>51782985
Usually exposed to a flame of some sort
>>51782985
i smoked when i was a kid but never got addicted for some reason
>Britain isn't a Christian nation it's secular therefore islam should play more of a role in our government.
>>51782996
fuck off ye black and tan
I R E L A N D
>>51782985
>Hang out with dodgy kids who are likely in dysfunctional families
>succumb to peer pressure
>???????
>Profit
>>51782939
thats whats its called doe
>>51782860
hahahah wheres her chin tho
>>51782990
I can smoke 40 in a night out then stop for months ns
being addicted to anything is for fucking MUGS
no willpower cunts
>>51782985
are you one of those nerds that think smoking does nothing to you except make you blow smoke out? it feels cracking 2bh good drug
>>51782990
mug
>>51782806
How the fuck is public life in Britain 'Christianized'
Your country is secular as fuck.
>>51783029
Is garlic football fun?
Haha I meant Gaelic
>>51783017
M8 it's fucking boring.
Good premise but diabolical execution. I don't give a shit about any of the forgettable characters
>>51782985
bad crowd
all the things our parents tell us when we'rekids is right
>tfw Charles will be King in a few years' time
>He is gay and will probably come out whilst on the throne
>He will have a partly Islamic coronation
>He will be a "Defender of all Faiths"
>Our King will literally be a gay kuck
>Prince George will be a tranny
>You will die with Queen Georgina on the throne with his black Muslim bull husband ruling beside him
>>51783068
>Changing the word Gaelic to make fun of it
Mate, it's already literally unironically "gay lick"
>>51783039
atm it's near my balls while she licks my weewee
>>51783087
Should just get rid of the monarchy then.
>>51783093
Legitimate typo that I thought was humorous
>>51783078
Nice ADHD, kid.
>>51783050
>he says as we literally approach Christmas which are national holidays.
>>51783111
no
we should get rid of all muslims
through genocide
>>51783093
wanna touch my gáe bulg
>>51783095
hahaha good lad
>>51783093
>This is a 10/10 in Ireland
>>51783111
I agree, we should be a Caliphate instead
>>51782878
she's actually more extreme than Marine
literally perfect
tbf i wouldnt complain if id gotten eid off at school
go for it imo
>>51783128
I suppose that's one way to do it.
>*walks respectfully toward you*
>>51783164
inb4 Le Sicki
>>51783017
Read the fucking book you mong pleb
>>51783087
http://omidsafi.religionnews.com/2013/03/15/why-is-prince-charles-so-attracted-to-islam/
>“It is little known by the British people that the blood of Mohammed flows in the veins of the queen.”
Long Hot Summer tbqh lad
>>51783068
yes
What the fuck you lookin at f•am?
You lookin at my girl cunt
>>51783180
Already have.
>>51783182
Literally what the fuck is this shit.
>*plays tuba in your direction*
>>51783119
Christmas isn't even a Christian holiday.
Even the most euphoric fedora tippers celebrate Christmas.
It's just a western thing.
Just found a pube stuck to the bottom of my mug lads, discovered it after necking my tea
tea all over the place
>>51783078
>Good premise
>>51783230
Well whose pube was it?
yanks?
nah, not a fan
>>51783216
If we "de-christianised" Britain we'd need to get rid of Christmas.
>>51783256
your mums
Would you stand a chance?
Don't really get miserable cunts who hate Christmas desu, this time of year is fucking boss.
t. happy lad sat in his dressing gown watching die hard and eating a chicken and stuffing butty
>>51783258
>>51783274
I know two people whos' partners died on Christmas Day. They aren't too fond of Christmas now.
>>51783299
how'd they die?
>>51783299
Not because of Christmas though
What would happen if all brown people on Earth dropped dead right at this moment? Would it even be a bad thing?
Haven't posted a new profile picture on Facebook since 2013 because I'm scared of getting like only 5 likes lmao
>>51783299
>partners
>hello I'm a left wing athiest and I hate religion and that's why I love islam so much.
Wtf, how does this shit even make sense?
All the self proclaimed athiest in the Facebook moment section of that article are cumming over the thought of appointing islamic leaders to the house of Lords.
>>51783314
choked on coal
just crashed the bi-plane into the fucking grain silo lads
dads going to FUCKING freak when he gets home from Israel and One-Eyed Fred isnt doing a fucking thing to help
>>51783274
Grew up poor and christmas was always more of a worry than a celebration in my house
the feeling just stuck and now the magic has gone
>asexual wife
>love her to bits, but would love to try out this sex thing one day
>work with 10/10 qt
>can't even have flanter with her because she's a mate of my missus
>>51783327
You'd have no president but then your entire country would also be uninhabited so not that big a deal
Rate my Slav squat technique lads
>>51783328
i havent changed mine since like august 2010 lmao
my current one has like 10 likes but liking photos wasn't a big thing back then. nowadays, likes are a common commodity.
>>51783347
I grew up poor as well t b h but Christmas was more about just having fun as a family than getting loads of pressies.
*seeks asylum towards you*
>>51783314
One of them died of a heart attack, the other was already in hospital.
>>51783323
True, I know nobody who hates Chstimas of its' own accord.
>>51783331
Well, one husband and one fiancee.
>>51783336
Top lel!
>>51783363
ugliest dog breed
>spic kick
>>51783274
Christmas is gonna be fucking great this year.
Pic related, the GOAT Christmas dessert
b a n t e r
o
y
s
>>51783371
Don't you look like an underage cunt in that picture
>>51783415
>any dog
>ugly
Mate, I'll fight your chink ass 1v1
>>51783390
>MUUUUUUM THEYRE BACK AGAIN
*Nigel bursts in with a double barrel shot gun in his full body underwear*
>>51783274
I'd like Christmas if it was in the summer desu
>>51783428
im sorry what is this
>>51783428
thank us later for that you thieving little ants
Fuck sake lads a mole has started to grow lumps on my chest, just under my nipple.
Am I fucked? It's genuinely painful
>>51783428
>Christmas in the summer
nope
>>51783415
You can't just call him that, you nazi
>>51783428
Looks comfy lad, but I have Vienetta every year. It's tradition = the one day of the year I have something so upmarket.
>>51783385
alcoholic dad and a mum too scared to do or say anything really fucks up the fun aspect
>tfw no gf with similar political views
You're a pawn and nothing more
Remember that you pathetic little wench hahaha
>>51783481
>Vienetta
>upmarket
>>51783461
sounds like cancer
>>51783493
>tfw you realize if any girl knew how racist and sexist you were she'd never talk to you
actually at at working right this second
>>51783493
Do what they did to Patty Hearst - kidnap a qt and brainwash the shit out of her.
>>51783440
this is where it gets even better. people from uni were trying to add me but i've turned off a lot of shit making me searchable and they could find a couple of people with my name but couldn't figure out which one was me.
i am on the end of the photo, and in the fb photo frame i cropped out hahaha. i am technically not even in my own photo lmaoo
>>51783481
>but I have Vienetta every year
Good man
>>51783459
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/8173666/New-Zealand-wins-pavlova-debate-thanks-to-OED.html
>>51783462
>He doesn't have fresh local fruit for Christmas
Sad Tbh
>>51783481
Same here about the upmarket shit. Keen for some Movenpick ice cream
>>51783513
Are you a Lord, a Baronet, or a Knight, good Sir?
fs i can play a few tunes on guitar and sing well but as soon as i try and do both I end up strumming to the pace of my singing and just completely fucking the rythym
Who is Neville and why are they calling him a cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI
ayy lewd boy shadap
>>51783428
>>51783450
>Christmas in the Summer
>>51783556
Practise, practise and practise
Keep going lad
>>51783493
>tfw slowly turning my lefty gf
She already hates Islam and Muslims, and it's only been six months. She unironically thought it was 'the religion of peace' before she started dating me.
>>51783556
because it's fucking hard to do. i'd say 95% of people would struggle to do it. it takes a lot of people months to do it.
>I share Brit with people who think vienetta is upmarket
Embarrassing
>meet first friend in years
>he's an abnormie and has similar interests to me
>turns out he has literal Rasheeds in his family cause his sister married a paki
>has sympathetic views towards pakis
What do lads
>>51783587
>Practise
fuck off yank
Quick
Blueberry Danish or a croissant
>>51783603
did I say you could fucking post here
>>51783607
You're not marrying him m8
>>51783595
very good lad, can you share some pictures of her chebs and arse with us please?
>>51783618
Danish
>>51783595
How did you do it?
>>51783547
god that hip bulge
so thick
>>51783607
Befriend him and slowly redpill him over time
>>51783542
>Fresh fruit at Christmas
>Not pies and biscuits and chocolate
I am a Paki.
>>51783587
>>51783597
thanks for encouragement lads x
>>51783595
The Old Left was easily capable of hating religions, especially given what Marx wrote, but our Lord and Saviour Slobodon Milosevic was a leftist.
No girl has ever told me anything that I considered to be intelligent or added to my world-view in any way.
Amk I just meeting shit-tier girls or are they all emotional creatures without any original interesting thoughts?
>>51783607
are you autistic?
>>51783671
rasheed
>>51783671
>are you loyal to the Crown
>are you loyal to the Empire
>are you Christian?
>>51783481
My family does that too lad, we have the mint one. Stay classy mate.
>>51783667
>Dried fruit
>Ever
We still have chocolate for Christmas here tho. As for Biscuits it depends on the family.
