Cal Chuchesta edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0aci2RbIrw
Better red than dead
>>51775278
>17 year old
Nothing is wrong with a 17 year old, hell, I even fucked a 15 year old, problem is when they look like 10 year olds and you get turned on by that
>>51775362
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>51775278
>caliphate
rednecks are to proud to allow that so at the very least we would have a second civil war though it would probably be a massacre.
>>51775278
>lethal thing
Terrifying. move to US before they find you
Black women or white women?
more like Cal REACTIONISTA
Have you ever wondered how come this reviewer's name is MR Anthony Fantano, of all names? Well, it's not a coincidence. Not anymore.
>>51775391
Marry him.
>>51775403
A white one with a black mind.
>>51775403
All women my dick isnt satisfied with one group
nth for don't bully!
>>51775403
Black woman for casual chatter and banter, white for molesting, hugging and fugging
good posts
>>51775469
>>51775403
tbqh they are both the worst kind of race
>>51775391
be his savior anon
before its too late >>51775437
>>51775391
this>>51775437
its the moral thing to do.
>>51775374
Get fucked cunt.
>>51775468
I want to bully a cute boy.
>>51775391
>>51775437
>>>/a/ pedophile
>>51775507
why do you hate me?
>>51775403
Pic related
>>51775437
>>51775494
>>51775495
but then I become an accomplice and they'll have my head
I've been in horrible pain all night then ten minutes ago I remembered I had a bit of pot left from a few months back. Took one hit and I'm completely pain free. Why is this stuff not legal everywhere?
>>51775538
>kike endorsing whites
ahaha is this opposite day? if so, then let me tell you that my favorite countries are Holland, NZ, and France :)
>>51775528
OH FUCK SORRY.
I read the post wrong, literally backward.
Sorry greatest ally. Together forever and ever.
>>51775551
You live in America, they can't get you.
Plus, you get to own your very own boy.
>>51775528
>Being a bolshevik degenerate
>>51775565
i forgive you greatest ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFozm4nAKDg
>>51775403
Black
>>51775551
they cant come to america for him you dumb dumb. Now hurry up and mount the guy so the marriage is real
>>51775551
guess you better get a place to hide
maybe some kind of remote cabin
>>51775383
Don't you guys have like the democrats giving privileges to muslims like in Germany? shit's spooky in europ now
>>51775551
But I'm not gay, gay stuff is still an uncomfortable thing to me ;_;
Post your filter lists
>>51775564
>not liking sweet redheads
Dude....
>>51775667
i love the dutch people, they are hard workers and honest :)
>>51775652
jesus christ anon
is all that really necessary
>>51775645
>But I'm not gay
How would you know?
>>51775687
Yes
>>51775645
>gay stuff is still an uncomfortable thing to me
you may have picked the wrong general
>>51775652
Nice, you probably only experience around 5% of 4chan's posts tough
>>51775645
A big part of american democrats are poaitioned like our center-right parties.
Our far right doesn't even come close to Donald Trump.
>tfw no conservative black qt
>>51775383
Yeah its impossible. Most people still don't even trust blacks here people would fucking chimp out if muslims tried to take over.
>>51775770
Sad she deleted 2bh.
Eating cheddar cheese and drinking milk at my computer covered in a heated blanket.
I love this.
>>51775754
Merkel was the one that flooded your country with Syrians. You don't have a right.
>>51775645
they will be jammed into a shitty neighborhood and forgotten in some liberal city.
>>51775770
>being this retarded
>>51775738
I already tasted my boyfriend's dick, I'm not gay because I didn't like it
>>51775749
Nice Chiyo, are you the Colorado anon?
>>51775754
I wish Germany stayed a chill country with no merkel craziness
>>51775838
Detroit
>>51775810
Mix of the first 4. When I was a normie, I was the 2.
>>51775805
I'm drinking cinnamon tea and eating madeleines.
>>51775810
Except that i actually cook and cut my own hair, who /cerebrotronic/ here?
>>51775810
Elephant man here
>>51775856
>Detroit
Fuck I hope we aren't that mean to them.
wew
>>51775884
Yum!
That sounds just as comfy desu, what kind of tea?
>>51775919
>>51775940
Cinnamon stick tea.
>>51775884
>>51775940
ignore, didn't see "cinnamon"
that sounds amazing
>>51775890
>>51775856
>>>/a/ pedophiles
>>51775856
>are you the Colorado anon?
I go by many names
>>51775970
>homura
>pedo
>using state flags
>>51775982
But I thought the anon from Colorado wasn't a homosexual
>>51775964
I want to buy a madeleine pan and learn how to make them myself.
>>51776009
>american weabos
>>51776027
I've seen them at the cooking store I go to, I would probably make them if I was having company over or something, but otherwise I don't eat that kind of food.
Those would actually be perfect snacks for company.
Dark Blue: Core America Territory
Normal Blue: Rightful American Tributaries and puppets
Cyan: American allies
Red: Sworn enemies
Orange: Open hostilities
Sea Blue: Rightful American Water
>>51776026
never said I was gay desu
>>51775331
AOTY 2015
>>51776093
why does south of mexico...and part of central america is your enemy?
>>51776118
a lima beaner and a pinto beaner is still a beaner to me
>>51776026
You said you had a boyfriend.
>>51776104
Didn't you say you will find a job to get me sex surgery? Anon that's really gay
>>51776145
Not if I become a girl
>>51776220
Gorror?
>>51776220
Im getting confused desu
>>51776220
I said no such thing
Why does everyone want to be a girl so badly?
>>51775890
>walks too fast
right here
>>51776282
I could spend more time masturbating
>>51776282
more privilege and shit
>>51776282
I think the idea is that you become a house wife
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
>>51776269
American anon will make me a grill
>>51776271
Lies, you wanted us to camp summer so I can get another heatstroke for your rape plan
>>51776368
goodnight anon!
>>51776368
Good night
>>51776282
I would like to have a gf, but I do not want to be a girl.
>>51776368
night
>>51776374
so let me get this straight.. heh
you are man
dating man
but don't like gay acts
so you want to become girl
so it makes acts straight acts
>>51776368
goodnight
>>51776408
Yes!
>>51776368
GOODNIGHT
>>51776427
Dress up like a girl and take it.
>>51776374
95% of what you just said completely untrue
>rape plan
you give me too much credit.
>>51776448
this is the simplest and best solution desu
>>51776427
don't see how sex change will make dick taste good though
>>51776427
You know its alright to be gay over here in liberal areas? I mean you can still shoot up hormones if you want but im just saying you could still be a house husband or some shit
>american weabos
how is this possible?
Any fellow Americans here notice this? Please tell me I'm not alone.
>>51776518
We're nicer than Europeans. It's not really news.
Is this the most homosexual in /int/? How can we get rid of these fags?
>>51775508
Cant you just join a cartel to be able to do that?
>>51776518
>russian aiplane suffer a terrorist attack
zero fucks given
>france suffer a terrorist attack
they get support from tumblr, facebook, /pol/, etc etc
I hate talking to people, even here.
>>51776282
>He doesn't want to be the little girl
>>51776547
ur mom is the most homosexual in /int/
>>51776568
>usa suffer a terrorist attack
we get bantered to hell and back and people tell us its our own fault for owning guns.
It sucks imho
>>51776555
Yes, except they take bullying to a next level, expect to be mindbroken or mutilated, or maybe watch your family get killed
>>51776547
The only reason they keep coming here is because they can role-play as anime sluts. Ban anime and the fags will leave.
>>51776282
if I was a girl I would be a lesbian
>>51776572
We aren't talking, juan
>>51776282
Because I want to have tea parties at my schools light music club
>>51776593
That is too bad
>>51776448
If I do that he will get lazy and not find a job
>>51776467
Jeez anon, don't be like this, I'm just trying to help you find motivation in life, don't you want to have someone you're taking care of
>>51776490
I was joking, I never tasted dick
>>51776589
well i know and that's disgusting, but my point is that the cold war is still ongoing
>>51776615
Yes, we are, Pedro.
>>51776601
*If I were
>>51776601
Those are impure thoughts. Stop.
>>51776630
Yeah I guess so. USA has few real friends in the world besides UK, Canada and Mexico. And maybe Poland I guess.
And if Trump wins the election, we might lose Mexico too.
I am may be receiving an offer for a part time teaching gig at a learning center... I go in for another interview tomorrow. Won't be much but it'll be a step in the right direction... Wish me luck /cum/rades... We all gonna make it..
>>51776518
The thing is that you are far away and there was close to no media reports here that were comparable to the ones in france. Western europeans are dumb. That's the reason why they are so smug and pretend to be better than americans. They think they got it all right, they'd know how to fix a society because they can name some medival artisists etc.
If our countries would have shared the border, or the media would stop being biased this whole thing would have had the same effect.
But our media is openly left and they act like you deserved this because "hurr weapons are bad :( why do you bomb poor muzzies?"
>>51776671
>And if Trump wins the election, we might lose Mexico too.
trump will never win and mexicans don't give a fuck about him
>>51776636
We aren't communication through speech, Mateo
>>51776572
>>51776615
>>51776636
>>51776699
>mexicanos hablandose ingles entre si
ayy no jodan
>>51776601
if I was a girl I'd be used as a cum-dump ass slut
>>51776668
Very impure, I'm blushing just thinking about it
>>51776638
t-thank you
>>51776685
Will there be lolis? What the hell is a learning center?
>>51776624
>taking care of someone
>with a rape plan
I don't think that is how it works desu. at least in america.
>>51776593
hardcore
Oh fuck im out of food. Lads what is open at 1am
>>51776601
>>51776668
good, let the pure thoughts flow thru you
>>51776624
>I was joking, I never tasted dick
Sounds like a lie.
>>51776738
Chupame el pene
>>51776668
pure thoughts
>>51776782
no su pene?
>>51776770
Your mom's legs
>>51776812
he said it correctly dude
>/cum/ is the only place I have to vent
>faggot weebs have to ruin it
>>51776745
Same here.
I won't lie I am a slut
>>51776837
i'm not trying to pretend to speak spanish desu
unless you want to be serenaded by the creole spanish from around here
have 2 canker sores in my mouth buds i don't like it
![[Vivid] Owari no Seraph - 03v2 [FF223406].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2015.12.06_23.03.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQbBEke.jpg "[Vivid] Owari no Seraph - 03v2 [FF223406].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2015.12.06_23.03.27].jpg")
Nice girl.
>>51776854
Have you tried /r9k/
>>51776770
waffle house
>>51776854
What do you want to vent about? I'll listen to you.
>>51776762
Hey I didn't give consent because I thought you were into forced sex like most americans I know
>>51776776
Anon, don't be like that, only sluts taste dicks
>>51776854
Late night /cum/ is almost a refuge.
>>51776867
then why did you ask "su pene" wich means "your dick"
>>51776887
Hands down, best hair of the season
>>51776881
stay strong anon, i know you can get through it
ate some bad pineapple, methinks
>>51776881
i thought you said cancer hahaha i was scared
>>51776921
it seemed strange to me that the insult is "suck a dick" and not "suck my dick"
i'm mildly surprised what i wrote was grammatically correct
>>51776960
How do you know?
>>51776896
Got one 30 minutes away so ill see you guys later.
>>51776890
>>51776895
Go there yourselves, weeb faggots.
![[Vivid] Owari no Seraph - 04v2 [376C47CC].mkv_snapshot_16.05_[2015.12.07_00.22.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ry0C5iP.jpg "[Vivid] Owari no Seraph - 04v2 [376C47CC].mkv_snapshot_16.05_[2015.12.07_00.22.03].jpg")
>>51776936
Word.
I'm just catching up on my backlog. This one is pretty good.
>>51776921
my throat feels hot is this some kind of acid reflux
>>51776991
the bottom part of it was hard as a rock and it left a disgusting taste in my mouth
tasted a lot more sour then usual
There might be an inverse proportion between the amount of canadian posters to mexicans in a /cum/ thread
>>51777016
i had an entire folder for this testicle recepticle but it got merged during the great reaction image organization of 2015
>>51777036
do you have a value of the coefficient?
>>51777028
Too much /cum/ for a day, chum
>>51777047
Hella cute
>>51776988
those dubs don't lie
>>51777026
post the real one
>>51777036
it's only one
>>51776909
>I thought you were into forced sex like most americans I know
only if I'm bottom
>>51777047
she's perfect
>>51777028
that happens when I eat red meat, I havr given up red meat as a result
>>51777071
>>51777083
>>51777083
Are you bottom?
>>51777097
I guess I'll go watch Owari right now
>>51775403
Black women are more fun to hang out with when they aren't chimping out, white women are more attractive.
I think I have to go with white women
>>51776988
Due to the verb's conjugation, it's actually closer to "suck me the dick".
>>51776980
no friend, i'm no subhuman that gets diseases
>>51776988
>Chupame el pene
Chupame= Chupa (Imperative of chupar) + me (To me)
>el pene
The dick
>>51777130
>Are you bottom?
what do you think?
>>51777138
well that's enough spanish for me for another five years
>>51777206
If you're actually bottom I would be very very shocked
Wouldn't that mean you like men though?
>>51777211
Skyrim or Saint's Row?
>tfw less than 3 weeks til the greatest holiday of the year
I fucking love christmas, is there any day more comfy?
>>51777309
my birthday
>>51777309
new years eve, personally
>>51777252
well then prepare to be shocked
>Wouldn't that mean you like men though?
Perhaps
>>51777343
i hope he's ok
>>51777343
damn, that's pretty fucked up
>>51777309
halloween
>>51777362
>>51777363
its staged friends
hes ok
>>51777366
*2015
nighty
>>51777372
Halloween is great, but it doesn't beat waking up with your family and just enjoying being with each other. Then you put on a fresh pair of socks, curl up, and watch movies or play video games while the smell of dinner cooking fills the home.
>>51777252
>>51777359
You're both gay.
Just get married and enjoy the wild sex.
>>51777400
Good night.
>tfw can't sleep because my sleep schedule is fucking retarded
>>51777414
too simple
they need at least 4 more days of flirting and dancing around it on a public image board before any move is made
>>51777400
goodnight anon!
>>51777389
lmao
>>51777400
Good night, last canadian standing on /cum/. Sleep tight
>>51777429
I know that feel
>cunt roomies wont let me turn off the light in our room until at least 2
>>51777400
sleep well
>>51777359
Wow, you were a closet gay without telling me, I expected as much but the unexpected part is you being bottom
Is that why you don't want me to become a girl
>>51777442
But I wasn't even aware of him swinging that way since I came here
>>51777429
Same sleep at 2 a.m., wake up at 5, 1 hour more of sleep at 7 a.m. and 5 p.m.
https://www.instagram.com/tosinabasi/
>this will never be me
FUCK
>>51777483
i thought it was pretty obvious desu
i thought you were too but now im unsure
>>51777197
suck to me the dick
>>51777483
>unexpected part is you being bottom
why's that unexpected?
>Is that why you don't want me to become a girl
I have my reasons
>>51777484
is that you CIA?
>>51777539
Not too bad lookin for a black guy desu, I'd date him. kinda cute like the steeler receiver I don't remember the name of. Very rare
>>51777539
You want to be black?
>>51777442
How pointless.
It's clear they both want each other.
>>51777718
mirin the skills and fit
no matter how much I work out I am still a skeleton and no matter how much I practice at guitar I don't seem to improve
>>51777795
The best way to improve is to go outside your comfort zone and learn a new style or something. It worked for me and got me out of a very stagnant and horrible stage
Can't really say on the working out issue desu
who here /poopsintheshower/
>>51777726
t. self-appointed /cum/ expert
>>51777548
I can like anyone based on personality instead of gender, is that what you guys call bisexuality or something?
>>51777567
Because I thought there is at least one top in all these bottom people here
Fine, get a job, dress well and I'll meet you next year after I graduate
>>51777908
>canadians
>>51777908
not you again
>>51777914
t. cute boy expert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54
>>51777372
Halloween is the greatest day of the year. Christmas is a close second.
>>51777923
>I thought there is at least one top in all these bottom people here
and I'm supposed to fulfill that role?
>I'll meet you next year after I graduate
2016 is less than a month away
>>51777970
>t. self-appointed cute boy expert
fixed
>>51777923
>is that what you guys call bisexuality
ye
want to sex an anime girl
goodnight /cum/
>>51778075
>>51778035
i'll vouch for >>51777970 being a cute boy expert desu
>>51778075
gnite anon
>>51778035
Graduating summer 2016, I can finally take a trip to the Americas, if ISIS doesn't force the US to close down borders of course
Then you take me to wherever you want
>I'm supposed to fulfill that role?
I wonder if America itself is bottom now, everyone I talk to is for some mysterious reason bottom, I'm fine with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3PhVQmRdKk
>>51778075
Night anon
>>51778139
>Then you take me to wherever you want
am I supposed to have somewhere I want to take you?
>everyone I talk to is for some mysterious reason bottom
maybe you just attract bottoms
>>51778232
>am I supposed to have somewhere I want to take you?
Bed.
I'm considering a mail order bride.
Tell me why I'm retarded.
>>51778269
I think they're illegal, for one.
Please explain this
>>51778291
I'm past the point of giving a fuck about that.
Holy shit this general has been weeaboo'd the fuck out
>>51778269
she wont love you and will almost certainly cheat
>>51778294
not even meming, I really want to go to a black church in the south
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQyoTSgllc
>>51778294
the Church of England is more a catholic church with some tenants of faith removed and a coat of English paint thrown over it all
>>51778294
Well, UK Protestantism is dead, so I think this might be a meme picture.
>>51778333
If all her children will be mine biologically, then it's not so bad.
If she gives birth to one that isn't mine I will divorce her even if it costs all of my monies.
>>51778232
>coming to a America for the first time
>doesn't want to take me to do american things
I just want to shoot stuff and stop using the metric system
>>51778324
Welcome to /cum/
>>51778294
>tfw I have that bumper sticker
>>51778345
>tfw live in the south but have never been to a black church
why is the world so shitty senpaitachi
>>51778432
>this is what f a m s filters to
>>51778432
get a shovel and start digging outside
look at what comes up
it's all brown
wanna know why?
because the world is literally made of shit
>>51778379
Shooting guns is fun, I'd recommend you do it should you come here
>>51778457
damn....
>>51778379
>american things
like what? only american thing to do here is eat mcdonalds. never shot a gun either. too scared desu.
>>51778471
>too scared
Kill all Europeans
>>51778483
guns hurt, you know
I return from the waffle house full and energetic! How goes it fellas
>>51778514
you could fire .22 off your crotch and not feel a thing
>>51778471
>never shot a gun either
When your american boyfriend is a pussy
>>51778514
Get a soft air to get a basic idea of how it feels to fire a gun, then go to a shooting ranch.
If you are careful you shouldn't hurt yourself.
>>51778514
I fired a Nugget and had no pain whatsoever
If you hold it properly and aren't built like a paper bag then you'll be fine. The adrenaline rush is fantastic
