liara edition
Drake
poo peeland +/balt/
maisie
Maisie
>The IRA are terrorists
reminder that allah created britain
>I'm a furfag
yank bellends
>>51774202
>my nation spawned such raging faggots as Aziz and Aaron Ellis
>>51774214
*salivates* mm where
reminder that Canadians are literally Americans
Might take some 2cb
Why did Anglos do 9/11?
>>51774214
t. ping ling
>>51774244
>New Zealand can't post without Australia's permission
>>51774237
Aaron apparently lived in Wellington as a kid, hence the retarded hipster wear
might have a look
I think the thing that amuses me the most about yanks is them saying Norn Iron is full of British colonists so they have no right to be there.
The irony of that train of thought is palpable.
this post is dedicated to all the poo peelanders who told me i'd never amount to nothing
>>51774290
I was right ahahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it's my birthday today lads, it's also my little sister's birthday (we're not twins though, I'm 8 years older), and she always gets more presents than me
give us some (You)s to make up for it yeah?
>>51774288
>the most about yanks is them saying Norn Iron is full of British colonists so they have no right to be there.
I hate to burst your bubble, but besides a handful of people, no one gives a fuck. Most Americans don't care about anything outside of America. And rightfully so. Fuck the lot of you, t b h
what if someone impersonated moohommud and convinced all the arabs to follow him into the ocean and drown themselves
>51774333
>>51774333
december birthday master race
>>51774288
So many of them are ulster scots too. They mostly live south, though not the disgusting midwest.
>>51774340
but you still feel vicarious enough to defend them
>>51774358
Nah in australia it's not december it's june. We're in the southern hemisphere remember?
>>51774340
Why do Americans on anonymous web forums care so much about what other countries think of them but then claim not to?
>>51774348
muhammad is responsible for more deaths than all the dictators in modern history combined 2bh
Cat just drank my urine
>>51774400
maybe come to the right side of the globe and you can be part of the master race as well
>>51774403
They're the greatest country on Earth
Leave them alone
>>51774364
OYSTER WHATS? I'M AMERICAN
t. southerner
>>51774419
when i was a kid i used to shit around the side of my house and my dog would eat it 2bh
Hey guys ember how the yanks tried to make their own inbetweeners and fucked it up because yanks have shit humour?
Good times
>>51774375
posting about something =/= about that. I post about the middle east and ISIS all the time, but I don't really care what happens there
>>51774455
All these guys at school tried to act all British because of the Inbetweeners
Pretty cringey
>>51774455
the U.S is the beating heart of alt-comedy right now, not even a contest. Have fun with your narrative-based boring 'comedy'
>>51774455
remember that time you guys tried to make your own that 70s show?
Just woke up with a nosebleed. Annoying desu senpai
>>51774445
just being your eternal pal
>>51774455
remember that time when the yanks tried to make their own "skins" and fucked it up?
>>51774469
When someone posts:
>be american
>get shot
Why do you all get flustered about it if other countries opinions don't matter?
>>51774507
The US version was shit as well
>>51774340
how many 4 year olds could you beat up if there were hundreds of them and they all dogpiled you at once?
>>51774524
I don't though. Why do you get mad when people go A FUCKING LEAF?
>>51774364
nobody in the south gives a shit about northern ireland. that's all the catholic """"""""irish"""""""" in new england.
honestly, if you asked a southerner what they thought about the IRA they'd answer you with their opinion on the retirement scheme.
British comedy is literally standing still next to America vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgM
>>51774455
>>51774544
>using youtube comments as proof
lmao m80. feeling desperate?
doing a learning about intermolecular forces
>>51774499
>U.S
>Comedy
Now that is funny.
>>51774574
It was literally only Boston in the 30-80s. Even then only shitholes like southie
>>51774565
I don't because I'm not Canadian and don't take 4chan seriously. I don't think most Canucks on here like their flag so they don't get offended by it. But most Americans are perpetually asshurt it seems.
doing a stalk
>>51774556
Dunno i guess we will have to wait and see
chaps
>>51774556
none, i'd be too busy getting an erection
>>51774507
Holy shit what the fuck did I just watch
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
http://strawpoll.me/6200630
>>51774617
ok m8
Listening to intelligent dance music
>>51774576
This is some picks up spork penguin of doom lolsorandum shit.
You should be ashamed that you posted it.
Hi, my name is Storm, and my favorite music is intelligent dance music
>>51774658
ÑŽÑŽÑŽ
>>51774664
probably the most unimportant poll I've ever seen
>>51774584
>Friends
>my nation's 'comedy' shows use a narrative structure as old as the written word itself
dad please
>>51774585
>>51774576
>do silly things in public and watch their reactions
quite honestly one of the sales gimmicks kicking around rn 2bh
>"intelligent" "dance" "music"
>>51774690
yeah you might see it that way because there's no snarky but lovable main character for you to self-insert as and go "wow he's just like me!" I bet subconsciously you think of yourself as a character in a sitcom
Where are the brits
http://strawpoll.me/6200642
http://strawpoll.me/6200642
http://strawpoll.me/6200642
Did anyone ever watch Outnumbered?
>British cringe ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comedy'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>panel ''''''''''shows'''''''''''
>>51774751
Post more, this is funny.
just filtered yank flags /brit/ is instantly better
>>51774738
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>>51774690
>>51774677
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>>51774214
>>51774612
>>51774584
THESE AIN'T MEEE
>>51774759
Busy shagging yank birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLp5iwJqNUY
I feel so intellectual, m8s
doin 6 hours of studying tomorrow
>>51774807
none of those posts were me
>>51774775
>>51774809
>>51774815
Wow dude u are so patrician
>>51774455
>inbetweeners was ever good
Is it interesting at all to you people that the main characters of 'comedy' shows are often losers working shit jobs but heyo, they have a good time with their pals anyway! It's ok that your capitalist government distributes wealth in such a way that you and your lineage will be losers until the end of time! Keep those snappy one-liners coming! This is how normal human beings behave, it's funny! There's something really dark and schizophrenic about sitcom character behavior, I'm not gonna pretend the U.S doesn't have its share of bingo bazooper theories but damn. And I'm not saying primetime comedy is a capitalist conspiracy, it's created by people so indoctrinated that they support the political system that oppresses them
>>51774807
All me
>>51774807
7 of these posts were me
>>51774837
delete this
>>51774797
That is a mantra to live by.
NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY. GET YOUR ASSES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
is 88/100 a pretty good exam score lads
What should i do lads
>>51774896
nice blog
>>51774896
would kill for that
>>51774861
zimbabwe
>>51774919
insert fiberglass into your dickhole
>>51774886
>>51774934
botswana
>>51774924
thanx
>>51774929
got like a 40 on one of the other exams though lmfao
Why can't brits into dramas?
>>51774886
>ass
fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstUxos2cBs
RIP Finnegan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKNICg-REA
choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4
DEUS VULT AVE MARIA
>>51774977
>>51774994
>>51774999
stop this
Not even tired :/
>>51775014
will you be my bestfriend?
>>51774886
it's not to late to turn your life around anon, you don't have to do this
>richard the ''''''''''''''''''''''''lion''''''''''''''''''''''heart
>>51775043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gB2iWln0ls
> Scotland the """""""brave"""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3amYWzYik
Getting real tired of Mehdi's bullshit tbqh
Thanks but no yanks
Yanks? No thanks
>>51775212
gays not welcome
yanks not welcome
no yanks, thanks
Are anal prolapses a big problem in the gay community? Or do faggots just have stronger assholes?
>>51774936
Some guy i went to school with once stuck a lego lightsaber down his dick hole for pleasure and he got a boner and it broke and got stuck and he had to tell his mum
>>51775231
Sorry seems like I stumbled into a yank thread
I'll let myself out *walks out*
>>51775231
insecure yanks not welcome
>walking through walmart
>see this short white girl with a 20ft tall black dude
>mfw
she even noticed how disgusted i was and looked ashamed of herself
i wonder what her parents think
>>51775277
>posting thainonce OC
>>51775263
FACT: The majority of gay men don't do anal
no yanks please. its a waste of good thread count.
*sighs*
wish /brit/ was back lads
>>51775301
If I said niggers not welcome would you accuse me of secretly loving black people?
>>51775263
Lube ffs.
A prolapse rarely happens. Only happens if you're too rough or don't lube enough.
>>51775338
agree desu
Cankeks can go whilst we're at it too
>>51775377
B L U E B O A R D
>>51775325
I find this hard to believe, tbqh. What do the do then?
*thinks about /brit/*
>>51775344
No, I would accuse you of being obsessed with black people
thinking about becoming a tranny thoughts?
>>51775411
wank/suck each other off I guess
this is legit true btw, I read a study
what in the fuck
>>51775523
NaN = not a number in javascript
We ded now
lads when will the free healthcare meme die. I have never gotten a free GP appointment in my life and tomorrow i have to pay $75 to see a specialist.
>>51775676
Got rid of the cankek desu
posting in this thread
>>51775713
>HE
Got a house viewing in 4 hours
I don't want to wake up for it
http://strawpoll.me/6200815
http://strawpoll.me/6200815
http://strawpoll.me/6200815
life changing poll
>yanks
Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck offfffffcffffffffff
>>51775916
>imply I care what lesser Australia thinks
>kiwis
fuck OFF
>>51775916
bit rude
Here's a glimpse at your future, New Zealand
>A FUCKING FERN
>>51775986
The voting turn out for the referendum was dismal desu, and it was a postal vote. Its not happening
>Amazon ONE day delivery
>Delivery date: Wednesday 9th December
interesting
>>51776022
oh when was the vote?
>>51776034
One day not overnight dummy
>>51776022
>implying the political powers give a shit what the people think
>>51776042
The first one for the alternative is just ending, with the shit turn out there are calls to just give up on the whole thing
>>51776022
wait, the vote has happened?
oh lmao
>>51776034
yanks and poms are lucky amazon even services them at all. It makes literally 0 sense that amazon hasn't tapped into the Australian market. Do they think we are an actual desert? We are like the third most western country in the world.
dumb yank CEOs there is a 100% chance they would profit from australia
>>51776075
Amazon one day delivery is usually 24 hours maximum here, not 2 days like in the US
Our country is a lot smaller
Might be coming from somewhere in Europe though, that usually takes 2 days
>>51776105
Do you seriously not have an Australian version of Amazon?
New ZZealand flag vote?
Werwewee lads, what's going down? did they change their flag?
>>51776128
>Do you seriously not have an Australian version of Amazon?
No. I know it's ridiculous.
>>51776128
looks like it's nothing but audio books
http://www.amazon.com.au/
Here is some reading on such subject should you wish
m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11557308
>>51776105
i tried to order 8m of paracord the other day from amazon.
i was literally going to be charged $15 for the paracord and then $25 for the 12 day shipping.
90% of the shit I try to buy isn't available here, and the stuff that is is actually more overpriced than buying it instore.
>>51776163
REEEEEEEEEE
THEY ARE SO STUPID DO THEY NOT LIKE MONEY OR SOMETHING?
>mfw I almost never pay for shipping
>>51776173
>>51776181
Lmao that's weird desu
You'd think Australia would be quite a high priority country to have that sort of thing in
>>51776215
>yanks
>thinking
yeah that doesn't happen
>>51776201
Same
Got a catchall email address and I just sign up for new prime trials whenever I want to buy something
>>51776231
Good post
>anti-anxiety medicine is literally called beta blockers
heh
My sleeping pattern is absolutely broken
>>51776215
yeah it's fucking dumb beyond measure.
prices are so fucked here that they probably just prefer the massive markup that US amazon would bring.
>>51776105
Yea why does Australia get shit on with regards to all this sort of stuff?
Prices too
Is it just because of the isolation from the developed world?
>>51776352
hate gettin rippied off
always buy my steam games through 3rd party key resellers now
Feeling a bit wobbly
>>51776392
>muh high minimum wage (even though the goods aren't made in australia)
but a lot of the time its just Australian retailers that actually do the dirty work. They buy the goods in bulk at US prices and resell it for higher. Then everyone will instantly blame the big bad American company and then the sneaky JB-HiFi or whoever the fuck can get away with it.
have a headache
>>51776144
Literally third world. Fucking hell. Don't you have some Australian equivalent where that sells a wife variety of shit at a good price and sends it to you the next day?
>>51776292
Just blew some Yanks RIGHT the fuck out lads hahaha
>need to do 4 retarded diversity events to graduate
>did 2 of them in my first year
>put it off
>remember I have to do 2 more
>check the event calendar
>literally no more events this year
FUCK
>>51776464
>Don't you have some Australian equivalent where that sells a wife variety of shit at a good price and sends it to you the next day?
nope. literally not one website comes to mind.
>>51776163
Kek, even India has Amazon.
Street shitters > Australians
>>51776495
>american """""""""""""""""'""universities""""""""""""""""""""
>>51776495
>retarded diversity events
??? is this real??? I thought it was a meme
wew lads
borderline sister moved out and accused mum of being emotionally abusive for extra autismbux
I mean sure their relationship was shit but mum definitely wasn't abusive towards her
what a deluded and/or narcissistic bitch :(
>>51776502
You'd think they'd at least set it up in the big cities and stuff even if they didn't support the dessert places
>>51776557
good lad. My sister moved out 2 years ago but she did it normally with her boyfriend
>>51776557
good lass, is she single?
>fart
>fart again
>>51776627
Yeah, she's mental though.
>>51776609
haha i wish i had a normal family haha
when will this suffering end
>>51776317
>>51776289
>>51776231
>>51776522
Top tier posts lads
Also I feel a new meme brewing: Ausnoamazontralia
Is this a secret weapon the denizens of this board can finally use to strike back at the formidable Death Star that is Australian shitposting?
>>51776676
don't really mind desu
>>51776676
dw la just tell your mum to have a kit kat (take a break)
Putting on my Normie form is very taxing lads
4 days in a row of work and I'm already disintegrating from having to be witty and sociable all the time
My head is killing me but I've got 4 days now to revert to my true form as part human part fungus
>>51776698
Half of these posts were made by me
>>51776719
good post
>>51776698
Aallll meee
>>51776698
All of these posts were made by me
>>51776537
I'm literally having a mini freakout, desu. They can't seriously not let me graduate because I didn't go see 2 more people talk about white privilege. I-I have to make some calls tomorrow
Doing a seeing shit in the corners of my eyes because I'm tired
Still can't fall asleep though :/
>>51776566
ye youd think but nah
prices here are fucked 50 weeks a year then absolutely mentally low for the remaining 2 weeks. I just scored a ultralight protable gas stove for $20 cut down from $60 2bh
>>51776769
Yes they can you privileged CIS fuck
>>51776769
>I'm literally having a mini freakout, desu. They can't seriously not let me graduate because I didn't go see 2 more people talk about white privilege. I-I have to make some calls tomorrow
I don't believe America is this kucked, stop memeing juan pls
>>51776769
proxy
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>>51776769
if this is true i wil campaign on your behalf. I'll paint my skin black and pretend im an abo and that u were my pen pal
>diversity courses
Who look in the mirror and don't recognise the person they see here?
>>51776817
>>51776859
>>51776915
jesus fucking christ
https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2015/04/13/ucla-faculty-approves-diversity-requirement
>the united states of america
Honestly lads... fuck all normies
>>51776915
Christ almighty. America is beyond help.
>>51776915
>america
>>51776915
>>51776915
hahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mandatory+diversity+American+college
why
>>51776931
Psychology is meme tier
>being able to remain happy and occupied when alone is "introverted"
Strange that being a social parasite is so praised
>>51776915
>>51776930
>>51776972
so this is what it means to be free
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>51776915
Contact these people if real.
thefire.org
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51777157
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>he's never pledged his allegiance to thenflag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
SmH TbH FaM
doing a nice big fat morning poo lads haha
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE I'VE BECOOOME
Morning lads
>>51777184
delete this post pls, slandering our cult-like mantra
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAALING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
>>51776915
This isn't fucking okay. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
>>51777184
dog bless acirema
>>51777184
Once you get to middle school they don't make you say it. You just have to put your hand over your heart and some guy on a PA says it
>>51777306
Not where I'm from.
We did it even through highschool.
>curious about bidets
>poke a hole in a water bottle fill it up with warm water
>rinse away
Must say I'm disappointed
guess ill rewatch curb your enthusiasm 2bh lads
>>51777332
Where are you from?
>>51776915
HAHAHAHAHA
>>51777338
>finding larry david funny
>>/israel/
>>51777306
>>51777332
You never HAVE to say it
>>51777370
fuck off you humourless cunt
>>51777370
okay... okay
>>51777354
Idaho
>>51777377
You don't HAVE to. But I never saw or even heard of anyone refusing to.
>>51777394
watch this instead m8
this is actual comedy
>>51777377
you do if you dont want everyone thinking youre an edgelord
>>51777420
>black dynamic is "actual comedy"
>curb isnt
hi_reddit
>>51777332
same, im in cali
