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What Chink Shit is currently in your cart?
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http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
>News
• Looking for a Chink Shit Gen approved SSD? The KingDian S280-240GB has scored well across several tests >>54296620 >>54296146 >>54280834
• Germany's tech granddad reviews the Vernee Thor >>54319831 and very thoroughly tests it with test results posted in that forum link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74o3cZ3fyQ
• German anon helpfully translated parts of the Thor review >>54327482
• Some pictures taken with the Thor >>54319871 >>54319920
• "Quick & Dirty Review" anon returns with a review of MIXZA's Shark Micro SD's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IwadlLb7s
• And a pair of USB SNES controllers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u_IP1fo__U
• You can smash walnuts with a Vernee Thor (video by Vernee, best wait for third party confirmation before attempting this sort of shit yourself.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7mQAqjDsAE
• OozutsuCannon returns to show off his chink shit purchase a massive Huion drawing tablet >>54298954 and a quick review of it so far >>54299941
• Anons Xiaomi Mini Wifi from Gearbest gets the job done >>54299077 and the WebUI looks mighty fine >>54299161
• Quick review of a JinHao pen >>54300272 >>54300310 >>54300367
• Anon tests out a Laser Thermometer and finds several uses for it >>54301444 >>54301707 like finding out the temp of his pupper. >>54301532
• The MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104 mechanical keyboard is back on sale again for $50 over at Gearbest.>>54304406
• You can now track what plane your package is on with FlightAware >>54303380 >>54302446
Previous thread >>54319185
hi
hello
>>54327897
hello
>>54327897
>>54327913
Nihao
Hi everyone!
>order in processing
>get second thoughts and ask for the order to be canceled
>NO RESPONSE YET
LISTEN YOU CHINESE FUCKS, I DON'T WANT IT.
what did you order recently?
just ordered my first shark
>>54327941
They don't care.
I once ordered a thing on ebay, canceled it like 5 minutes later.
At the time I ordered it, it was roughly 3AM in China.
More than 30 hours later I get a message that they couldn't cancel the order because they already shipped the item.
>>54327941
The seller has the right to tell you to fuck off and ship it anyway, the cancel order button is a proposal to the seller not an order.
Since you got no response he is most likely telling you to fuck off, maybe you know it's fucking weekend, no one works on weekends.
>>54327941
Today's Sunday and tomorrow's their day off.
Also what did you order and why are you having second thoughts?
>>54327965
>>54327978
Fucking chinks. At least I'll be able to send it back and get a refund.
>>54327661
neat, so it was just the french guy's shitty reception then. Would the tor be capable of doing cardboard vr, or is the screen just not good enough?
Also, are there things the tor just can't handle that I should be aware of before I get one?
>>54327984
I ordered a phone along with some other stuff. I'm sure the phone is fine, but the phone I have now (Nexus 5) is perfectly fine. Why replace what's not broken?
>>54327927
Heyy. F or M?
>ordered redmeme 3 on saturday morning with expedited shipping
>sunday evening now
>still didn't ship out
I want my toy already, I want to replace my iphone 4 and get my brand new fancy toy.
Should also get some sharks so I can put anime on it.
>>54328074
I fucking hate weeaboos
>>54328105
Me too, dtf?
>>54328105
Me too
>>54327989
Should work fine, cardboard vr is just a fun little gimmick to mess around with.
The screen's better than a iPhone according to a Vernee promo video but I'd rather go off the Germans review.
All in all it's a sleek little thing and for $99 to $119 you get a lot of bang for your buck.
waiting for my sesame chicken with white rice and broccoli to get here. i tip 15%
>>54328122
Fuck off fag. Get a job.
I'll be moving into a new place soonish, is there any neat household chink shit around?
>>54328152
but it's comfy under the house. It's all cool in summer and all warm in winter because the hot water pipes are right above me.
I really hope they don't break and wet my manga collection.
>>54327839
Ordered mine on 14 April, shipped on 18 April. Received 28 April (UK) I think.
For 50p you can't go wrong, and since it'll easily fit in a wallet you're more or less guaranteed to always have it on you.
>>54328164
a chink roomba.
Or a chinkba as I like to call them.
Holy shit csg, I'm on my rn3p(2gb ram) and multitasking is fucking impossible. I managed perfectly on my G2(also 2gb ram). Is there a way to make miui usable?
First for MAKI IS CUTE
Also, did anyone else's GayBeast package finally arrive to the Netherlands? Damn that took a while....pic related
>>54328061
Whatever you want me to be, cutie
>>54328130
I'm closer and closer to just buying one, since it seems to fill my needs pretty well. Only the battery makes me worry a bit and the fact that I can't find one that ships from an eu warehouse. Still, for the battery I could just as well get a powerbank if it ever becomes a problem, so that's not really an issue. I just need to figure out how to get one without paying import tax.
>>54328185
Tell me this is real, anyone here bought something like that?
>>54328252
i hope my chuwi ilife v5pro will be delivered tomorrow, it's already in my city
also an ameri-anon bought the v5 version.
>>54328074
Fuxking inpatient gook
You're the new book now, btw. Insensitive prick.
Is that Ruizu mp3 player good? I wanna buy one. Can someone link me to it on gearbest?
>>54328152
Are you mad that you have a shitty job yet still have to interact with happy go lucky weebs?
Improve yourself, don't waste your energy shitting on others.
Because it's a futile attempt at achieving something unattainable.
>>54327944
Tens machine for my faggot wife so she'll shut up about her back pain
A few of pic related
A usb fan with programmable leds which you can get to spout memes
kayfun v4 clone because it's my favourite mouth fedora
some led light bulbs because I like living dangerously
Good heavens!
ASMR youtubers started uploading 3D Videos, I need a cheap VR Headset, which one is the best in the $20 or lower range?
My fake google cardboard doesn't cut it anymore.
>>54328266
>>54328252
Someone bought the v5 and said it was neat, don't know if he lurks.
People should really add some news shit in the pastebin
>>54328287
Can you fucking open up gearbest and write "ruizu" in the search bar thing on the top?
>>54328311
Isn't ASMR about sound?
>>54328213
Yes, MIUI is a app killer, unless you teak it, hell even if you have 1GB free of RAM it will kill your apps like a merciless mass murderer.
Someone posted a guide of "how to stop MIUI app killer", didn't save the link.
>>54328252
>>54328266
>>54328315
He posted here >>54324262 maybe he can repost his review from when he just got it after a week of use.
>>54328344
Don't you want to look at qt's on 3D while they make wet mouth sounds to your ears?
>>54328266
>>54328315
Aw shit I always wanted a vacuum robot but I'm to poor for a real roomba. Where did he buy? Seems like gearbest has one with a lot of good (probably chink bot) ratings.
>>54328333
Nevermind, I found a better one.
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_126967.html
>>54327986
>Fucking chinks
YOU are the idiot here, sir
>>54328232
Battery life seems more than fine too, posting battery test results from German Tech Opa
>>54328369
which one ?
mine is from gearbest, but from EU warehouse
>>54328426
How much did you pay? Seems like the ilife7 on alibaba is only marginally more expensive than an 5 on bestgear - not sure if there's any difference between the units though.
>>54328369
Search for a diamond-rated seller in aliexpress.
>>54328216
>NL
no, but mine came like todayish
have a good haul as well, can't w8 to review them
>>54328426
Is it this one? $135 shipped.
http://www.gearbest.com/home-appliances/pp_330567.html
>>54328369
he actually said he bought it off gaybeast, iirc
>>54328369
>>54328482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDvr01GhM4
>>54328473
Are you using these boxes as kodi/plex media players? Might be interesting
Bootleg Lego any good?
>>54328462
looking better and better, now all I need to find is a place that can ship it to me in a reasonable amount of time and without having to pay import costs and it'll be christmas in may.
>>54328539
yes, i have a qbox running right now.
these are better than it.
Looking for a decent but cheap windows 10 mini pc lads. Why are they all more expensive than an equivalent tablet when they are much less expensive to build (no screen, touch, gps, etc.)?
>>54328482
Kinda want to buy one, anyone can spot a diference between the 5, 5pro and 7 model? Everything seems to be the same, also getting extra brushes will be a pain in the ass I guess.
>>54328683
Because windows isn't free for those.
Tablets = free windows
Mini Pc = Manufacturer has to pay for windows
>>54328709
Watch this, it does come with extra brushes >>54328513
>>54328719
Couldn't they just sell them without windows then?
What's the difference?
(MIXZA Second generation)
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Real-capacity-memory-card-8g-micro-sd-card-32-GB-class-64GB-10-microsd-TF-Card/1191646_32274315064.html
(MIXZA Sharks)
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/1191646_32312995879.html
>>54328683
>>54328719
this. Also demand and x86 procs, memory and the more expensive ones use ssd rather than emmc
>>54328604
Buy one and report back.
>>54328732
Would your mom buy a "loonis" chinese mini pc? I don't think so, but she would get a Windows 10™ Mini Pc.
So have we decided yet which one is best?
>Xiaomi Piston 3
>KZ ATE
>Rock Zircon
>>54328736
We haven't seen any USB 3 test of these cards.
>>54328224
Wat u up 2?
>>54328774
then get on to it faggots come on
>>54328788
>u
>2
Sorry I'm not interested.
>>54328772
I assume that most people who are buying shit here are tech aware. I don't know of any normies whop even know of aliexpress.
>>54328709
That same dude has reviewed both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3hOT4uaiI
>I'd pay to see BattleBot type fight to the death with modified Chuwi's and Roomba's still doing their regular sweeping programs with weaponry attached.
>>54328804
Srry bby. M 26 India u?
>>54328814
>. I don't know of any normies whop even know of aliexpress.
Because you have no friends, but most aliexpress buyers are facebook/vk users.
>>54328730
Yes, but the guy in the video says hes been using it only for a weak and when he flips the chinkbot it looks pretty worn down already.
>>54328824
Oh neat, will take a look at it.
>>54328773
Some audio autist did a good rundown of these recently:
>>54229459
>>54229777
basically piston 3s are fairly neutral, zircons are nigbass
someone really should update the wiki, there's some pretty good info in these threads
>>54328347
I found something on youtube. The guy said that if you disable the memory optimiser in developer options it starts behaving normaly
>>54328826
nice b8.
indians don't willfully reveal their nationality here, not since last year when the loo crackdown happened
>>54328858
We don't have a wiki as of yet and the pastebin anon has mysteriously vanished and hasn't posted in quite a while.
>>54328877
>willfully
>not willingly
DESIGNATED detected
>>54328885
>We don't have a wiki
What's wrong with the installgentoo one?
>>54328347
>>54328874
I will report if I see any improvement
>>54328920
Someone needs to reach out to whoever's in charge of that so we can get a page or two for chink shit guides and reviews.
>>54328944
2 days because I got it off Amazon.
Actually I'm a bit skeptical of it being not so genuine, since there are little things that seem kind of off, like the font and model number on the earphones themselves different than what you see in pictures of people that got em and on sites. I have a pair coming in from China that should arrive in a day or two so I'm going to compare and see if one sounds better than the other, and go from there.
They do sound pretty good, at least compared to what earphones I have on me, but those are just regular old things you can get at the local store and a pair of Samsung eatphones my brother gave me from his galaxy, but we will see.
What's the safer method? gearbest or aliexpress good ratings seller? I kinda want to go with gaybeast because of it's EU warehouse option, the price is also okay compared to aliexpress.
why does it say my oder # is invalid for that mothers day thing on gearanus
>>54328930
It's a fucking joke honestly
>>54329108
You need to give each app permission to stay on the background.
>>54329072
You EU anon? Then EU warehouse is hardly necessary unless you're buying bigger stuff that's at risk of getting taxed to hell and back by customs, but even still most of the time things tend to slip through fine without EU warehouse.
Source; me dutchanon, bought several chinkshit things from GB's China warehouse and most of it got here within 2.5 weeks from the moment it shipped.
>>54329096
It only applies to orders made from 22 to 28 april.
>>54328858
>audio autist
Hey, that's me! Hi mom!
I spent some more time comparing the Zircons to the ED4 and changed my mind a bit. I posted updated rundown here:
>>54314566
>>54329118
and how do I do that exactly?
drag down instead of up i think?
>>54329136
yep, I'm the guy that wants to buy the vacuum chinkbot, the price is also lower from the eu warehouse for me so it's a win-win I guess.
>>54329148
so their little ticker thing is a scam
>>54329182
That's not it, it helps but you need to get into a permission manager on MIUI, I can't recall how, since I stopped using Xiaomi phones about 6 months ago.
>>54329154
Are you better off buying IEMs from Gearbest or Ali?
I want to pick up a few pairs to try out, but I'd like to find some reputable suppliers from Aliexpress if there is such a thing.
>>54328604
>>54328760
Shit guys, I'd really like to pull the trigger on the Lepin Millennium Falcon which goes for $52 on Ali (almost 1500 parts mind you)
but there's no review pictures and that's what is stopping me
>>54329237
There have been fake Piston 3's sold on AliExpress, best buy those from sites like Banggood or Gearbest that are known to sell genuine ones.
>>54329238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWorUyDNkHA
>>54329237
No idea, I just buy my chinkshit off ebay since they have great coverage in burgerland.
KZ and Zircons don't have any fakes yet AFAIK so you can get those anywhere, just be careful about Pistons.
>>54329283
my dick is hard already
I'll buy it right after I get my paycheck
>>54329154
Shit, knew I should've gotten the ATE S's.
I get bad signal in the bedroom, what chinese item do I need to boost my signal in there?
>>54328773
hybrids
>>54329154
Thank you.
>>54329283
that is not worth 50 bucks holy shit
>>54329444
Xiaomi repeater.
>>54329496
Clearly you have no idea how much Lego costs these days.
>>54329547
oh i know. but lego sets don't fall apart just sitting there
>>54329579
it's not like people would be using it to hold it in their hands and fly around the house
Chinkbot v5 or chinkbot v7, life is full of difficult decisions. Also what other chink shit do I need to get for my new flat? Are there decent cams to peep on the neighbour or something like that? Maybe a chink doorbell that will set the mailman on fire whe he pushes the button?
>>54329618
bruh it fell apart after being gently opened
the top surfaces are fucked up
i bet you'll regret getting it
>>54329675
>drop something small on the floor
>chinkbot eats it
>>54327941
Its fucking 4am here when you posted that.
If any anon is interested in buying a gps tracker my experience with them has been interesting. I have 7 of TK103B and 3 of them stopped working in less then a week. One of them did save one of my cars so they do work. The rest are still working an year later.
>gear best says free shipping, input country now they wand 8 dollars
Is this normal on gearbest?
>>54329849
If you live in a shithole yes.
Any binocular recommendations?
>>54329175
Redmi 3 user here, pull down on an app when you open the app drawer to lock it into memory. Also there's an option to give additional premissions to the app in either security or settings, some of them like autostart help
>>54329752
for me it as like 1pm . timezones are a thing
>>54329956
Nice entry level sharky, why no 64gb one though?
>>54329991
i don't actually need more cards and the mobius camera is allegedly iffy with anything above 32gb (still 10 hours of footage lmao)
a 32gb card + 10kmah bank + mobius = 10 hours uninterrupted filming
>>54329956
Those flat braided cables go to shit quickly if you're not careful.
>>54330041
>kmAh
>>54329956
I have two of those braided cables and gotta say that the cable itself is okay but the connectors broke after a week. Also these are shit for charging, the current drop is very high over them.
>>54330129
interesting
i got them for shits and giggles so we'll see how it goes
Should I get the ed9s
>>54330160
Also, are the nozzles a meme?
>>54329260
>>54329304
Thanks brehs.
Is there a reliable seller at eBay that sells Sharks?
>>54330186
>buy 1000 sharks
>sell on amazon at 2x the price
>>54329956
is the powerbank any good?
Also normal kaze ate-s or sport, is there a real difference?
>>54330252
dont ask me i dont have anything yet
>>54330252
Xiaomi powerbanks are bretty gud, don't buy them off eBay or AliExpress tho too high a risk of running into fakes.
For some reason I feel like buying some chink industrial equipment even though I have no need for it.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Electric-Terminal-Crimping-Machine-KS-1500S-Free-Shipping-by-DHL-FedEx-air-express-door/1905976972.html
Why is that /g/?
>>54330332
buy a small lathe, some grinding wheels or whatever and make some knives
>>54330332
Every man feels an attraction to industrial machinery anon, it's normal.
>>54330332
>Why is that /g/?
well you never know when you need to crimp some shit
>>54330383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wQxQ3xOzew
>>54330383
This. It would be weird if you didn't.
Sometimes I go to harbor freight just to look at all the cheap death traps.
Is there any chink equivalent of this website: https://www.freakyglasses.nl
Basically glasses which diffract light in a trippy way. Really fucking cool if you're on drugs but 20yuros is a tad bit expensive imo.
>>54330332
buy some paracord and make custom USB cables for Mechanical Keyboards.
Find some popular keysets and find a paracord of a matching color and thread the cable through it and crimp the ends on.
>>54330186
Is there any reason to use eBay? Gearbest got paypal support.
>>54330426
http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-Pack-Rave-Glasses-GloFX-Paper-Cardboard-Diffraction-Glasses-Geometric-EDM-/201560937010
>tfw found American seller cheap as fuck
5 for $4 partner
I foolishly bought hybrids instead of pistons because I thought they would be better since they're newer. How fucked am I?
>>54330564
Why would you be fucked for purchasing an better product?
What are you waiting for /g/,
Start a production line today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSOaUNxIDZ8
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/PCB-Solder-Dipping-Machine-PS-2000A-Free-shipping-by-DHL-air-express-door-to-door-service/1194627369.html
>>54330629
Wrong video, it would probably be more like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxYY7TfWQZo
>>54330581
I dunno, all the random hate on CSG it's been getting is making me slightly red pilled
So how do i order chinken? any other foodstuff worth getting from china?
Does /csg/ have a YT channel to recommend for csg related activities? Reviewing of cheap shit, weird devices, etc.?
Comfy.
>>54330647
Nice, just think on the lung cancer with no fumes extractor.
>>54330662
The muddy mids is making fun of audiphiles not the Hybrids.
>>54330669
Check the pastebin and csg news?
What do I do with this stuff that came together with my earphones?
>>54330678
What game senpai
I don't know why, but I want it.
http://www.gearbest.com/ip-cameras/pp_316913.html
>>54330705
Abortion hooks?
I know it's useless as fuck but damn it, I need it in my life.
>>54330705
it goes in your butthole
>>54330722
corpse party
>>54330724
Perfect gift for your sister, and now you can watch her masterbate or get rammed by Jamal.
>>54330722
that's corpse party, not sure which one though
>>54330722
Corpse Party.
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=262932
>>54330724
are you going to make lewd videos? :3
>>54330762
How many japanese rpg maker games are there?
>>54330748
If I had a sister and if she was hot, why not.
>>54330787
Cousins are fair play as well.
>>54330669
The "Quick and Dirty" guy in the OP news has been reviewing a bunch of stuff lately. Techtablets.com for reviews on chink tablets. VR Kommando for those plastic VR headsets
>>54330748
>Perfect gift for your sister, and now you can watch yourself masturbate in the corner while she is getting rammed by Jamal.
ftfy
>>54330647
if the video has a brown hand, you're gonna have a bad time
>>54330743
>>54330760
>>54330762
Thanks, gonna check it out
>>54330669
>YT channel
kys
>>54330724
just get an sq8
i would get one but i already have a mobius
>>54330805
Sure, sure. This looks more useful but kinda to expensive for my chink gravings.
http://www.gearbest.com/doorbell/pp_262201.html
What should I buy for $30 or less
>>54330867
get a 20ah battery pack
>>54330705
They're for making semi-permanent ear hook-type headphones.
Does anyone recommend a decent looking mp3 player with SD support?
The Motospeed Inflictor is on sale for $39 from US-LA on GearBest. Anyone use this before or have one? I have a first gen Corsair K70, but im sick of the Red only LEDs. the Inflictor is the same switches (LX Blue) and has RGB LEDs under each key. Any opinions on it before i pull the trigger?
>>54330678
C o m f y
>>54330921
rizu
>>54330940
it's been discussed a billion times in the last few threads. im typing on it right now. its the best keyboard under 80$ and possible more, just get it.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/technologyiswear/32610463110.html
Worth it?
>>54330940
>those keycaps
anon...
get the taobao miami keyset
i'm gonna stick with my ajazz until it breaks
oh man, now I really want this ip/video doorbell
>>54330913
Thanks, I never saw its crack to put the earphone cable in.
>>54331012
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/life-is-good-hickok45-themed-gun-solvent-extractor/32426448416.html
>>54330160
Depends on how you feel about an 8k spike. Personally, I can't stand them.
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=KZ&id=ED9
>>54330458
Thanks senpai. Probs going to buy a couple to give away. Also found plastic ones on ali for $2/each.
>>54330252
"KZ ATE S" has memory wire and no mic
"KZ ATE" is same earphone with mic and no memory wire.
I like the S version better
>>54331138
I have non-s ATEs without a mic
>>54329898
Thanks a lot mi bro
>>54330647
I run a wave solder machine for a living.
>no gloves when handling product
>no heat protective gloves when working on machine
>no heat resistant sleeves
>no apron
>probably wears that same shirt when he's cooking dinner
>probably no respirator
>probably no face shield
>bare fucking wires running to the electrical panel
>no ESD protection
>boards just piled up like he doesn't give a shit
>just fucking drops the board (with unset joints!) when he's done with it
>scoops the solder TOWARDS him
>not even a fucking bowl for the dross
>fan is probably blowing the fucking dross dust around the shop
>no nitrogen supply, literally has to clean the pot every 5 seconds
>gets acid flux on his bare hands
>hold the board by components, relying on friction to keep if from slipping into the bath
>BARE HANDS several millimeters from instant third-world-degree burns
>Electro India
oh, okay then. nothing to see here
>>54331283
>third-world-degree burns
>>54331166
Hmm, didn't know they made those. Post pics?
>>54331317
came without the white rubber things for the ears, shipped from germany. ordered on ali
>>54331396
GET
A
FUCKING
KEYCAP
SET
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-6-sexy-ONE-PIECE-make-love-Boa-Hankokku-vs-Dracula-Mihawk-sex-intercourse-dolls-action/1899750400.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.5.y3MLLE
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Pocket-Monster-Squirtle-Charmander-Pikachu-Bulbasaur-Building-Blocks-Pokemon-Bricks-Set-Compatible-Lega-Minifigures/32522453654.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.5.KgA2DG
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-45PCS-Desert-Eagle-pistol-gun-model-building-block-set-Children-Assembling-toys-Compatible-With/32447272660.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000015.9.B4e8VL&s=p
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bela-10429-Scooby-Doo-Mummy-Museum-Mysterious-Plane-Minifigures-Building-Block-Minifigure-Toys-Compatible-With-Legoe/32617112371.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.5.cVhXe4
>>54331014
>miami keyset
The fuck is that, what does it have to do with my city.
>>54331396
Can you post the back of those headphones with the logo and model on it? I'm curious as to how it is compared to the one I got.
>>54331411
i like it, fuck you petty autistic fuck.
>>54331447
you make me physically ill
>>54331432
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0176HJD48/
>>54331411
I'm too poor to buy keycaps. they literally cost more than my whole keyboard. i will get some eventually, but there is stuff that is more important for me to buy right now.
>>54331432
pic related
>>54331483
the lighting makes these look horrible. you can't see the white stuff that looks like glue in person.
>>54331483
[Worry]
Who here spends their neetbux on chinkshit?
My 240gb ssd arrives soon, I'll be able to fill it full of twinks, trannies and anime
I had too much time on my hand, so I went to outside and tested flashlights. For note I used "Night scenery"/"low ISO or something" mode for better video compression, so you are able to see better on real life than on video.
0) Phone's flash, can't see on video so I cut that part away
1) Ultrafire UK - 68 with 14500 battery, starting with low setting, then strobe and last high.
2) UltraFire Cree XML T6 with 18650 battery, At firsth high mode, then medium and so on
3) 160 Led video light with blue noname AA batteries
Conclusion: pretty much any 18650/14500 flashlight does job if you want say on lowend.
>>54331566
yea, these look exactly the same as mine. same number too. What I did not mention is that where I ordered I could choose between microphone or no microphone.
>>54331622
I'm just confused because pretty much every picture I found of it has the high contrast letters and different fonts on the flat end.
>>54331396
>>54331566
everybody should post a pic of their motospeed for the next thread pic
>>54331423
Would be cool if there was a bigger version of the deagle
>>54331654
dunno, I don't think anyone would bother faking these.
>>54331607
share ur twink/tranny links plox
>>54331655
>tfw still not arrived so can't join in
About to burn down my house, also hue.
>>54331805
Booluuudoooo.
Yo estoy esperando unos tiburones :(
>>54331751
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Transvestite-Crossdresser-Shorts-fake-fake-silicone-vagina-fake-vagina-Can-be-inserted-into-the-silicone-prosthesis/32456900070.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.26.H4IvxS&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_4_10037_10017_10034_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_2&btsid=ec495038-0f67-4ee4-b0c9-9581aef2a65a
For anyone wondering what the 3D printer that's sold on the chinky sites is like there's a video of a guy using it to print some basic shit, seems to work alright. Quality ain't that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbBkbvmzFpo
>>54331846
'a guy' = you, right?
>>54330668
> not reading the pastebin link
>>54331846
>Expecting an actual ninja star
>Just two slabs of plastic with razor blades strapped between them
Is this what passes for a ninja star in prison or something?
>>54331955
Also more dangerous for the user than the target.
>>54331907
Nope, otherwise I'd give it an actual review instead of having to make guesses about what the quality is like.
http://s.aliexpress.com/QrIZfYzY
What color should I buy /g/oys, red or black? I have a white phone.
>>54332030
Red
>>54331751
i wanted to see the things you enjoy, not that fake puss.
>>54331432
>The fuck is that, what does it have to do with my city.
Miami Vice
>>54332237
I know that the image of a person calling you was a thing.
Do people even use that?
bought a freedompop phone over the weekend, regretted it 20 minutes afterwards
i'm sweating buckets and spent all day scratching myself and clenching my teeth so much that my ears will not stop ringing right now i might just go jump in front of a bus. know that freedompop is the reason.
i assume it's coming from china
Hot Sexy Women Seamless Sports Pants Leggings Elastic Waist Capris Workout Stretch Leggings Fitness Running Pants Trousers
http://s.aliexpress.com/VZ7J3eUZ
(from AliExpress Android)
Is marketing to women really only making them as jealous and selfhateful as possible?
>>54332298
>no reviews with pictures
>>54332297
What?
>>54330940
Thanks anon, just bought me one. 3-5 and I'll post here. Cheapest every where else is like $80 usd
>>54332298
lel aren't those pics of models from some Argentina polo match. these chinks I swear.
>>54332373
i was gonna say brazil, but i can never tell shitskins apart
What batteries should I get for the Cree XML T6 that aren't guaranteed to cause a housefire?
>>54332463
Just buy triple a's from the store if you don't want to tempt fate
how can ali fuck my life?
>>54332237
This would be cool if I had friends to record cute profile videos
>>54332373
>>54332396
did some research, cricket match in Panama
I'm going to start ordering shit from stores I know advertise China Post Registered but ship using non registered, and I will fucking dispute every single order, lets see if that teach those lying fuck to not deceive customers.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Puer-raw-tea-2006-CHEN-SHENG-HAO-Jing-Mai-Old-Tree-sheng-tea-400g/2028716627.html
should i do it, bros?
>>54333056
Enjoy your blacklist.
>>54333078
I will enjoy my free shit.
>>54333091
Once.
>>54333091
you're no better than them. grow up
>>54333056
Let's see if it can teach you not to split your infinitives too.
>>54333091
>scamming knock off shit
that is pretty sad
>>54333077
> $1,999.99 / piece
lol. Your money. Do whatever you want.
>>54333109
Accounts are free.
>>54333123
I'm ordering shit that it's $20+ I'm expecting to get about $200 worth of free shit.
>>54329956
literally cable broken inside in 2 weeks after low use. chink shit at its finest, cancel that order asap.
I did a review on the Piston 3s and KZ ATEs, also the ED9s and ED3s.
Check it, it's my first video, be gentle...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OapEypb8dKQ
>>54333160
>Accounts are free.
Street addresses aren't.
And no, most if not all chinks don't ship to po boxes.
>>54333173
I'll be reviewing my Mi Pad 2 next and also the BlackBerry Priv, anker power bank and my 4k TV at somepoint
>>54333176
Lol, they don't know those are postal boxes, they would know if my country language was English, but since it's not, it just sounds like a regular address to them, and it's just $15 per year.
>>54333173
The intro song is my friends, If interested I'll post the link
>>54333173
I l-like your voice and you have a cozy view
>>54333196
you're pathetic. getting your money back will take 2 months after ordering. theres better ways to make money
>>54328773
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OapEypb8dKQ might help you figure it out
>>54333213
Well unlike Americans that only have $1000 or less on their saving accounts, I could order thousands monthly without impacting my finances.
It's not really about the money but the fact that they lie, if they lie, they lose, that's how the dispute process works, they try to cheat the system, I will teach them to respect the system.
>>54333078
Not him but you can really get blacklisted for opening disputes for that? i order some shit that was supposed to be shipped using china post but they used other method.
How that will fuck my account if i start a dispute?
>>54333254
Not global blacklisted, but store blacklisted.
>>54333173
Why are you behaving like such a normie?
I thought you would spout memes and be filled with autism.
>>54333252
so americans are poor and everyone else is rich? lol
you lie as well. you win the money but they wont stop lying. you're not a policeman or a superhero. nobody cares about being scammed over a 2$ item.
there are bigger criminals, if you want to do something good, start somewhere else.
>>54330160
>>54330176
They are good.
https://youtu.be/MBFnd13hHb4
>>54333173
What tripod and camera do you use for this?
Also, cute voice and beautiful view. Thanks, anon.
The nigger doing reviews should get a BM-800 with a USB audio card, his current setup sucks.
>>54333173
>chinese people have smaller everything
lol
Let me review your review.
Nice lighting, background, overall camera positioning and everything related to visuals.
Putting specs as an overlay is a nice touch.
Content-wise it's a good review but a large part of it is you thinking about what you're going to say next, "so yeah"s, "uhh"s or scrambling for the next pair of headphones (you did start using cuts later though)
Those pauses aren't longer than a second or two but it does add up when there's one for every five seconds of actual talking.
Try making a list of things you want to mention and just run down through that list. Make cuts if necessary.
>>54333294
I hide my power level well.
plus nobody wants to hear a 28 year old spouting dank memes
>>54333470
>He is appealing to a wider audience
You just started and you're already a sellout.
>>54333414
Haha I hate my voice. Think it's common and stupid but thanks.
I used a tripod from ali express (cheapo thing with spirit level) and my Nikon D5300 DSLR Camera with 18-55 mm lense.
>>54333448
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it overall. It's more getting into the swing of things and building my confidence infront of the camera.
With the Mi Pad 2 review I'll do tomorrow (if the weather is good), I'll streamline the whole thing and go through a pre-made list like you mentioned.
p.s I hope no small dicked Asian people come after me now hah
>>54333519
>tfw no thick middle eastern/Indian gf
WHY
LIVE
>>54333486
Because I don't shout memes every 4 seconds I'm a sellout? Haha
>>54333519
POO
>>54333552
Are you originally from reddit? How did you end up here?
>>54333519
That drop in her smile at the very end
>dead inside
>>54333552
You're and you knew it, you could have at least say it's muddy(or the opposite).
You don't need to appeal to the /b/ retards, this is /g/ be subtle like a fat butterfly.
>>54333582
She saw her POO reflection on the RMN3Pro screen, that ruins anyone mood.
>>54333448
Let me review your review of his review.
Overall it was okay. A solid 7 out of ten.
Pros:
Easily split into bytes for the most part
Covers all the bases
You're critical but not insulting
You set OP up for success in his future videos
Cons:
You've got a run on sentence
Not super well organized
You did well letting OP know what was wrong with his review and how he could improve. I like that.
In the future I think it would work out better if you kept most of your phrases short and sweet, while providing the meat and potatoes of your review centrally and obviously located.
Good Job!
>>54333573
I've been here for about 6 years unfortunately, I came from /b/ originally, like most people.
I dropped that section after the quality went lower and lower, I usually find myself at v, gif, g, Sci, fit, tv, biz and vg for the most part.
I'm a lifer, until the site gets shut down or I do.
>>54333582
you can see it in her eyes, she's just a slave to this all.
>>54333649
>this kills the designated
>>54333502
It's nice, imo.
And thanks, that's useful. I need some sort of cheap tripod for my phone at least, because I suffer from shaky hands.
>>54333635
Noted.
Thanks for setting me up for success in my future reviews.
>>54333311
What about the nozzle thingys, meme?
What a time to be alive
>>54333684
we're all in this together
>>54333211
Thanks bro. I hate my voice. But I suppose everyone does.
it's my mum's view. I was in a massive motorbike accident and nearly died. So I'm here until I'm fully recovered. That's why I'm doing these reviews to take my mind off things.
>>54333173
we already have one reviewer
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
he is pretty good i like your review and but this guy is better
>>54333696
gearbest? did the sale just end or something, i got a 10ah powerbank for the price of your 5ah one...
>>54333714
>w-we can only have ONE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>>54333706
Gl on the recovery and thanks for the review.
>>54333660
dont make a comfy thread lewd sir
>>54333706
good on you family, I wish you a speedy recovery! I really appreciate that people take the time to do reviews for us, its really helpful
>>54333714
Dirty guy doesn't have a pretty backyard in the background.
>>54333676
The one I used
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Weifeng-WT3110A-Tripod-Aluminum-With-3-Way-Universal-Digital-Camera-Tripod-for-Canon-Nikon-Sony-Pentax/32349394049.html
Gonna get a few kz's and try them
>>54333714
dont be a bully, more reviewers the better
Recommend me some good chink phones senpaitachi 100 bucks budget tho
>>54333714
Ah great. I'll check him out, I'm only doing this as a side thing to take my mind off things. I doubt I'll be making a video a day hah
I'll hopefully get more confident with time like this guy seems to be
New thread please.
>>54333733
>>54333747
No worries. I was thinking of getting one of those chuwi robo vaacs for reviewing. But my mum vacuums up loads so we don't need one, maybe when I can walk properly and eventually move back to my own place I'll get one.
>>54333706
>I was in a massive motorbike accident and nearly died. So I'm here until I'm fully recovered.
Oh man, I wish you a speedy recovery. Take care, anon. Don't get into trouble anymore.
>>54333763
Thankies, much appreciated.
>>54333802
P-please respond
>>54333714
Yeah, Dirty Reviews Guy here, I admit the new guy Unbiased Tech reviews guy has much better Equipment and Editing skills than I do I really liked his review. In essence though my channel was intended to be "Dirty"...
>>54333706
>>54333173
>>54333806
Hope you get well soon! I added your channel to my list of related channels. Really nice review man I wish I had your camera and editing equipment. Maybe I can add a background of some sort spice things up like you did.
The Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
Best, always welcome to feedback.
>>54333853
Dirty reviews bloke again, try the Vernee Thor, or the Cubot X12
>>54333967
Copy that, thank you dirty reviewer i'll watch your stuff
>>54333173
You have the newer revision two bump Piston 3 on the volume stick. Same like Xiaomi Hybrids two bumps.
>>54333989
Always welcome to help!
>>54333806
i quite enjoy your reviews and i was just being a dick for no reason so im extremely sorry but i hope to see you review more items soon
I swear the last 50 posts are like the same 7 people.
>>54334034
maybe <3
>>54333929
No reason why we can't compliment each others work, like another anon said there needs to be more reviews of products so people are informed and I don't want to tread on your toes, thanks for subscribing and adding me to your featured bit, I've gone and done the same in honour of your hospitality.
If you live in North Yorkshire you could borrow it if you're around this area. Drop your passport off and you could borrow my camera for the day.
what have you got incoming in terms of reviews?
>>54334049
Is that a loli Mio in your picture?
http://exhentai.org/g/488191/27937692a8/
>>54334074
http://exhentai.org/g/495453/078de4585a/
Might as well post the translated version.
>>54334074
>http://exhentai.org/g/488191/27937692a8/
I LOVE IT
>>54334032
hah, it's fine. It's 4chan and I've been here so long it'd be hard to offend me.
>>54334034
It's 4am here in the UK, so it's obviously going to be slower traffic.
>>54333996
Good to know. Thanks
I'm going to do the mi pad 2 review tomorrow but I need to send it back as there's mutilple issues wrong with it at the manufacturing level. I'll address them in detail tomorrow. Off to bed now.
Goodnight guys. A pleasant thread this was. I was expecting a lot worse when a new contender comes into the fold hah.
>>54333989
Seconded for Vernee Thor. Almost wwice as good of an Antutu score as my older Samsung S3 Neo.
>>54334121
>4am
Weak.
>>54334065
Ah I live in Slovenia, unfortunately too far away but I think ill sink in an extra few hundred Euros into a better camera! Always happy to help a fellow /g/ent, you aren't stepping on anyone's toes and I would love to help in any way. In terms of reviews I have the following upcoming.
- Xiaomi Redmi 3
- USB ADC / DAC
- Cheap micro SD Card reader
- Some outdoor gear (Knives, Paracord, Tent, Carabiners)
- Fishing hooks and bait.
- USB Soldering Iron
- Mixza USB 2.0 Flash Drive
- Pair of Boruit 18650's with silicon cases.
- Another tripod.
- A Monocular with a BAK4 Prism
- USB 2.0 Hub (with charge capability tests.)
Sorry for the long as hell list.
>>54334149
>Slovenia
De si Janez.
I would've sworn you were a native speaker.
>>54334149
Ah and forgot to add these.
- A pair of DIY Circuit board kits.
- USB OTG adapter
- Joyetech E-Cigarette
- 2 different Headlamps
- Soldering wire
- A Kaukko pack
- KZ-ATE's
>>54334166
I am native, just live in Slovenia currently. I don't speak Slovenian.
>>54334191
Ok that makes me feel a bit better.
>>54334206
Haha how come ?
Just got four of these in the mail.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1280-720P-1-0MP-Bullet-IP-Camera-IR-Outdoor-Security-ONVIF-2-0-Waterproof-Night-Vision/32225491510.html
>>54334223
I'm terrible with recognizing accents, I thought that me not figuring out you weren't a native speaker was an extension of that.
>>54334239
Ahh no sweat. Maybe I should film my reviews in the mountains surrounding here, maybe a nature backdrop such as your videos would help. I usually do this for relaxing at night so its too dark for sunlight.
>>54333929
>quick and dirty reviews
>not quick
>not actually a review
fucking use the products beforehand or it's not a review
>>54334285
>your videos
From this point on >>54334166 you were not talking to the other review guy.
But yeah, maybe. My only gripe with your videos is that the camera is a tad too close to the item/table.
>>54334141
GMT+2 here, get on my level.
>>54334321
Okay, I will change up the backdrop and camera distance, tell me how you feel about the video I will upload in the next 20 minutes.
>>54334317
I use the products for about a week before I review them, I like to point out the flaws in things rather than blabber on about my personal experiences with the product, after all its up to the user to decide if a product is worthy or not. But thank you for the feedback, i'll try a more hands on review if thats what you wish for. As for the length of the videos, I realize they are not as short as they used to be in the beginning.
>>54334238
Show some pics of the video quality.
>>54334321
https://youtu.be/YiSJQCAuEN0
Is this distance better?
>>54334238
so you really want to see your sister rammed by jamal?
>>54334571
The distance is definitely better.
The backdrop is... interesting.
>>54334595
Maybe a wooden backdrop with some plants could be better, I should look for something.
>>54334611
I didn't say it's bad.
I said it's interesting.
>>54334619
Okay ^^ , interesting it is then, I will do a few more like this see how it goes. Thanks for the positive feedback.
>>54334635
>^^
>>54334635
Did not mean to offend you.
>>54334667
Man you're ruining my cold and hostile 4chan experience.
Call me a fag or something.
>>54334650
Ah I'm up late, sorry better get some shuteye. Sorry for the wonky replies.
>>54334680
>ate] [Auto] 3 new posts
>>54334676
Not him, but you're a soft guy.
>>54334756
Why soft?
>>54334676
aww you are so sweet triying to act all jaded and stuff ^ ^
I was looking into capturing video on my computer monitor (from game console) and I came across this product. Much cheaper compared to the $30+ I'd need to pay for a "real" one. I haven't bought any Chinese "ripoff" products before. Does any one have experience with this product? If so, does it work? Does it lag? Does it come with its own software, or does it work with Windows Media Center or VLC?
http://www.amazon.com/Generic-Easycap-Adapter-Capture-Support/dp/B00FILKNBM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
>>54334816
there are different chipsets used in the same product - and most of the work ok, but the Fushicai UTV007 chipset seems to work the best
this is a nice and fluffy thread
Ed10 = bass, ed9=neutral, piston 3 lowest bass. All good sounding for different types of music
>>54334935
I like them all, but if I had to choose one pair it'd be the ed9's.
>>54334935
Have the rock zircons and kz ates in my cart, anything else I should order and try?
>>54335009
ED9
>>54335066
I have the ed9 you derp
>>54334935
Clean your fucking ears faggot
>>54335111
Pls no bully
NEW
FUCKING
THREAD
Good morning /csg/
New thread here
>>54335223
>>54335223
>>54335223
>>54335223
>>54334816
>does it work?
it's like 360p video
I remember testing it with an NES game and being disappointed.
>>54329304
>ebay
my nigga
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