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What Chink Shit is currently in your cart?
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Anon that maintained the pastebin, please post in this thread if you still plan on updating it for /csg/. Otherwise a new pastebin will get made.
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
>News
• Looking for a Chink Shit Gen approved SSD? The KingDian S280-240GB has scored well across several tests >>54296620 >>54296146 >>54280834
• "Quick & Dirty Review" anon returns with a review of MIXZA's Shark Micro SD's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IwadlLb7s
• And a pair of USB SNES controllers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u_IP1fo__U
• You can smash walnuts with a Vernee Thor (video by Vernee, best wait for third party confirmation before attempting this sort of shit yourself.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7mQAqjDsAE
• OozutsuCannon returns to show off his chink shit purchase a massive Huion drawing tablet >>54298954 and a quick review of it so far >>54299941
• Anons Xiaomi Mini Wifi from Gearbest gets the job done >>54299077 and the WebUI looks mighty fine >>54299161
• Quick review of a JinHao pen >>54300272 >>54300310 >>54300367
• Anon tests out a Laser Thermometer and finds several uses for it >>54301444 >>54301707 like finding out the temp of his pupper. >>54301532
• The MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104 mechanical keyboard is back on sale again for $50 over at Gearbest.>>54304406
• Anon reviews a fake ipod off AliExpress >>54304657 >>54304821 >>54304841 >>54304850 >>54305263 >>54306209
• You can now track what plane your package is on with FlightAware >>54303380 >>54302446
Previous thread >>54308140
fuck maki
nth for fuck the pastebin make a wiki
>Got wired $150
>Buy chink shit I never even thought I ever needed
Please help me anon
I just like to say i really appricate the OP's of these threads
really cozy!
>>54319152
USB to whatever the 3ds uses cable for charging on the go with a powerbank
Seems to do the job, cable seems very flimsy though so many turn into a housefire at a later date
>>54319229
Make a wiki this >>54319229
pastebin shit aint gonna cut it at this rate
>>54319283
Why don't you do it then
what is the best useless shit that 5 bucks can buy on ali?
>>54319229
>>54319283
Maybe we can get a page for Chink Shit Gen over at InstallGentoo Wiki?
"Well its been 2 days since gearbest sent me my tracking info and picture of package"
>Please try again later, we are awaiting for tracking info from carrier.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54319152
So.. what's in it?
>>54319401
Carrier info always takes a while to update.
>>54319275
The usb chargers for the 3ds are 5V which is higher than what the original charger is (4.6V i think). Can this be a problem? or is it fine?
>>54319418
Here >>54319275
>>54319439
Yeah it says 4.6V 0.9A on the back hadn't considered that is it going to explode now?
>>54319367
That was what I was thinking of, but I am not sure if that is going to work. And how do wr stop the referal shills? Make link checker that can detect shill URLs iant exactly possible there.
rayban wayfarers 2140 with logo ?
can't seem to find any, used to see them before
thx
>ordering a chink phone, shark, power bank and other stuff
>get nervous about the phone
>cancel the order and get a refund
I can't will myself to spend money on chink shit.
>>54319537
good thing you didn't fall for the oukitel meme
>>54319546
The what?
>>54319185
> knifes
>>54319527
ioffer has loads of em
>>54319605
>ioffer
thx, wasn't aware of them
>>54319617
They use paypal so if you're fucked you can get your dosh back, just keep in mind that almost everything's a copy on there.
>>54319630
yeah, just want to try wayfarers without spending so much, we are in /csg after all
staying up all night to watch esports and cuddling mitu
>>54319556
exactly
>>54319660
>>54319652
Truly pathetic
>>54319652
are you cute
>>54319680
duh
>>54319692
review you and mitu together, i need to fap
>tfw I like buying shit on ali express and set the shipping to like 30+ days so I'm surprised I got a package I clearly forgot about
this is the only thing that excites me anymore
Some of the stuff I've received in the past month:
USB Ampere / Voltmeter
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-USB-Charger-Current-Voltage-Charging-Detector-Mobile-Power-Current-and-Voltmeter-Ammeter-Voltage/32564267463.html
Works well, good for testing charges / cables
Running belt
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multifunction-Cycling-Running-men-and-women-sports-Waist-Packs-Outdoor-casual-waterproof-phone-bag-invisible-Travel/32459752918.html
It doesn't feel like high quality, but it's very light and doesn't bother me when running. Big enough to carry Oneplus One
Good micro-usb charging cable:
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2A-micro-usb-cable-Micro-USB-Cord-Data-Sync-Charger-Cable-For-Android-Smart-Phone-for/32616714836.html
Very high quality, would recommend if you can't get anything cheaper. Getting full 2A current with the longest one (180cm) and OPO charger.
Cheap shit microusb cable:
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-Colors-Flat-Micro-Usb-Cable-Charge-Cable-Sync-Data-For-Samsung-For-HTC-Nokia-Ect/32431088671.html
Looks cool, but as expected the resistance is way too high to be able to charge with it. Ordered two and they both work for USB2 data.
Magic wallet:
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-arrival-High-quality-PU-leather-magic-wallets-fashion-designer-money-clip-retail-and-wholesale-Model/1946524761.html
Looks cool, not very useful to me as I like to carry lots of stuff in my wallet. If you look hard you can probably get it cheaper somewhere else.
Wow
>>54319747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8i-pSVMaQ
>>54319747
>30 year warrenty
Very in-depth review of the Vernee Thor, if any German bros are willing to translate it'd be very appreciated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74o3cZ3fyQ
http://www.android-hilfe.de/thema/vernee-thor-review-5-marshmallow-corning-gorilla-lte-smartphone.768492/
Dude posted a ton pictures and test results.
4G functionality confirmed for Germany.
>>54319831
I'd help with translation, but i have to go out in 10 mins. I think google translate would do the job, it should be pretty understandable
>>54319831
Picture taken with Vernee Thor.
>>54319711
>Magic wallet
Does it feel reliable? It looks like it could fall apart at any second, but I might be wrong.
I've ordered a green one, waiting for my stupidass seller to stall processing for 10 days.
>>54319871
wherever you live is cozy as fug
>>54319903
Not mine its a picture taken from this guys review;
http://www.android-hilfe.de/thema/vernee-thor-review-5-marshmallow-corning-gorilla-lte-smartphone.768492/
>Chiuk Shit General
Just copped a Redmi 3 for 135 dollarydoos from a local importer. Had to flash the stock MIUI stable ROM, and install google play services. This shit is fucking based. Never again am I buying overpriced phones from the Korean/ American jew.
>720 p screen, IPS panel
>metal unibody
>4G just werks with my carrier
>microSD slot
>4000 mah!!!! battery although non removable
>decent back and front camera for muh selfies
So far the stock MIUI is good enough for my needs, however once the development scene picks up I will of course be installing an AOSP ROM.
Mistakenly posted this on the other dead thread. Anyways if you have any questions about this phone ask away.
Helio X20 when?
Tomorrow(or maybe Tuesday) I'm getting my KingMeme 480GB SSD, what are the steps I need to make to properly install Windows 7 on it?
Anything I need to activate/deactivate? It will be a fresh install of Windows 7 SP1 with no windows updates.
Any test request?
>>54320073
Soon.
>>54320069
the thing that annoys me most about it, is the capasitive buttons and the back button is on the wrong side...
Im really falling in love with the Mi 5 though, its so sexy. Just not really a justifiable chink purchase
>>54320090
boot linux and dd your current drive over to the new one, np
which is better out of the kz ate s and the rock zircons?
>>54319439
nigger pls. Not even 5.5v is going to hurt it. You need to go a lot higher than that. know your EE.
>>54320105
Nigger, install All in One Gestures.
>>54320069
What was your previous phone?
>>54320127
i cant handle the buttons being mismatched, and it seems like a waste to enable the softkeys
it kills the whole device for me
>>54320116
Check out Audiobudget website. No ATE S there though.
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=KZ&id=ATE
>>54320157
Fucking install that shit before talking about something you know what it is or what it does.
>>54320105
That Xiaomi Mi 5 Pro tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWggh8e07fY
>>54320186
thanks, didnt know about this website till now.
>>54320203
Not impressed, show me a video were they do that to the cheap ass version with shitty cristal then we can talk.
>>54320069
>redmi 3
for $15 you could've gotten a mi 4 which is better in every single way
>>54320202
i don't own the phone, i have a LG G3. There's no getting around the fact that theres a physical back button on the right hand side.
>>54320203
not that i trust chinks, but thats absolutely amazing. Id like to see the glass version
>>54320232
No Micro SD, -1000mAh, but yeah.
>>54320235
God damn you MORAN, you can map the buttons to other function on MIUI this isn't a iPhone with hardcoded shit, also All in One Gestures also lets you change the buttons to do all kind of stuff.
>>54320264
Im well aware, i assumed exactly that, ive had phones with capacitive and i wrote my own code to modify the button actions before such apps existed.
Im talking about the back icon, not the function
>>54320318
God damn you autistic fuck!
>>54320377
what is wrong with you lol, im not spending money on some left-handed witch shit.
Im aware you can switch the menu key with the back key but it looks fucking stupid
>>54320232
Actually had the Mi4 on my list as well, but I heard the current shipments have screen issues, and they have no microSD slot. The 64GB model isn't available at my local importer and I have to ship it from overseas. I can live without the 1080p screen and a faster processor for the sake of expandable storage and better battery life.
>>54320153
Had the 2013 Moto /g/ and a Galaxy S3.
>>54319920
that ain't too bad for a no-name chink sensor
>>54320073
it's been out
>>54319711
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multifunction-Cycling-Running-men-and-women-sports-Waist-Packs-Outdoor-casual-waterproof-phone-bag-invisible-Travel/32459752918.html
have you ever used a SPI belt? or can you compare them? I started running indoors recently but now that the weather is nice, it's time for me to go outside.
only thing that sucks it's like where am i going to put my keys and phone.
i was going to pay $30 for the larger sized spibelt to put my nexus 6p in, but i might just buy one of these because they're cheap as a backup.
Any /fit/ bros ever tried ordering things from chinklandia? Dont remember any posts
>>54319920
>1 x Cell Vernee Thor & internal battery 4000mAh Li-Polymer Sony
hol dup
>>54319871
>>54319920
>Onsemi AR1335 13MP rear
>Samsung S5K5E2 5MP front
Interesting
>>54320854
>>54319886
>Does it feel reliable? It looks like it could fall apart at any second, but I might be wrong.
Well it's held together with some cheap elastic belts. It should last a while if you take normal care of it, but it doesn't look like it can take a lot of torture.
>order redmeme 3
>like to prop up phone on desk so I can see incoming notifications
>see this the next day
thank you /csg/, this little fucker will not only get a place on my desk but also in my heart
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_232672.html
need to buy some good running shoes, any good ones on ali?
What the fuck are these mitu fucks called on gearbest? I can't find anything but the phone holder and the battery bank.
>>54320637
Sorry, first time I've heard of it. It depends on your phone size, but I wouldn't put keys in this one together with my phone. While I might be able to squeeze them in, there's a high risk of scratching the phone. I'd recommend getting a bigger belt (with multiple pockets) for that.
>>54320885
Mizunos are on Ali, 1-2 year old models though and not that cheap.
>>54320318
the buttons are really buttugly. Wouldn't it be simpler to just go with software buttons
>>54320930
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236689.html
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_236704.html
Can't seem to find pic related anymore on Gearbest.
>>54321053
that's my point, at least on the mi 5 the capacitive buttons are just dots, so it doesn't look stupid if you reassign the buttons
>>54321079
Cheers, those little shits are cute as fuck.
>>54321080
I think some chink phonemakers are catching onto the non-descript capacitive nav buttons. Especially if they're running stock android. Software buttons suck for taking up display space.
>>54321133
>>54321080
mi 5 is extremely sexy, I hope the next midrange models will follow the improved design
>>54321154
For $350 it fucking better be. Shop around and you can more or less get a western-market flagship for that sort of price, which has the added benefit of coming with a meaningful warranty.
>tfw still no chinese ubuntu phone
>>54319185
>And a pair of USB SNES controllers
These are shite, get the iBuffalo classic
Looking to buy Piston 3. How do I know if it's fake or not?
>>54321315
looks like a european controller
>>54321337
Buying them from places like Banggood, Gearbest or Everbuying with AliExpress it can be a roll of the dice if you get real or fake ones.
>>54319831
looks pretty nice. From what I understand of german+google translate it looks like a pretty solid device. Now I'm getting curious about what their apollo lite will be like.
>>54321337
Look for one that costs about $15 and buy from a store with a load of crystals next to its name. Or just get them from Gearbest.
Is the Xiaomi Note 3 Pro good for 289 kangaroos?
>>54321381
Yes, I got it for the approximately same price and I don't even live in a first world country.
>>54321705
why are you illeterate anon
tip for xiaomi phone owners: you can do this on miui7
>>54321791
WAAAAAAAT
>>54321833
one more
>>54321867
>That slipping smile at the end there
jesus christ
>>54321367
Looking at the pictures taken by the camera, they look better than what the Redmi Note 3 can churn out. Really disappointed with the camera on the Redmi Note 3.
>>54319185
Sweet thanks for adding my video reviews to the thread News!
>>54321791
>>54321867
Gestures to answer calls or what?
>>54321994
video caller ids
>>54321791
>>54321867
I'd also be curious to know what exactly this is supposed to do.
>refund from GayBeast pending in PayPal for over a week now
Wat do
>>54321867
poo in loo
>>54322020
kek, i got a very quick alipay refund and on the same day straight back into my back account.
>>54321867
I would take that call if you know what I mean
>>54322053
Kek
>>54321994
Look at
>>54322008
So umm how do I track my Gear best order? Clicking on the tracking code opens the same page again.
>>54322130
Copypaste the tracking number and enter it into 17track.net
Would this be a good mechanical keyboard? Do really do that much typing but I just want a comfy keyboard.
http://s.aliexpress.com/b6feiQzU
>>54322148
Thanks.
The site says my package is pre-advised, what does that mean exactly?
>>54322183
it has a tracking number but hasn't left the seller yet
How are auskey products? I bought a a multi usb thing from them on a flash sale.
>>54322203
Sheeeit really? Fuck, they told me the package was shipped like 8 days ago. Damn chinks.
>>54319332
>what is the best useless shit that 5 bucks can buy on ali?
a bootleg tenga egg.
>>54319332
find something that is a few cents and order a few hundred of those things
maybe a small nail or some metal
Does anyone have a car mount for an 8 inch tablet?
Also, are there Bluetooth GPS receivers that work with Windows?
>>54322183
It means that the information hasn't been updated yet, this could be because of the courier not having processed your package yet.
>>54322254
it's likely that it has been shipped, just that it hasn't been processed PostNL sorting centre in the Netherlands because it's either a) Waiting to be put on a plane or ship in China or b) still in a container in the Netherlands and not at the PostNL sorting centre
>>54321315
can confirm, currently best SNES controller available
>>54322161
Pls respond
Just ordered a Remee clone. Not even sure if the original is any good, but it was only $26.
best chink NKRO keyboard?
>>54322501
Link doesn't work.
Has anybody ordered the Vernee Apollo Lite yet?
>>54322538
Only few sites have opened up pre-orders for it and the Thor is slowly coming out, better to await more reviews for that first.
>>54322534
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32581770632.html?productId=32581770632&productSubject=87-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Metal-Case-Double-Shot-Keycaps-Outemu-Blue-MX-Switches&shortkey=b6feiQzU&addresstype=600&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail
And this?
>gearbutts has a romcart for gba
sheeeit think i should go for it?
Should I put all my information and passwords on my chinkphone?
>>54322585
are the stinky chinks worth 10 dollars?
http://www.amazon.com/Qisan-Keyboard-Mechanical-Backlit-68-Keys/dp/B01ABUIYV0
>>54322593
I very VERY nearly ordered one last night myself.
You can find reviews of them on youtube, apparently they do work.
The reason I didn't order it in the end is because I wasn't sure if it was compatible with my fake GBA, it is't a real GBA you see it is a knock-off with TV out.
I just wasn't sure that my knock-off GBA would work with a knock-off romcart.
>>54322632
Motospeed might be more bang for your buck and it's $10 less.
>>54322663
i have a chinkboard already. i was telling that other anon that the same boards are on amazon for only 10 dollars more
bee tee dubs, the ajazz ak33 is bretty gud
>>54320708
Everywhere else says 2800
>>54322183
It means that your packet haven't arrived to Netherlands yet. There are no tracking between CN>NL.
It's been more than a month since I placed my orders on GB and I'm still waiting for the to arrive. How long does it usually take to arrive to eastern EU?
When's the MiBand 2 coming out? Is there a price estimate?
>>54322717
Did you get tracking or went without tracking?
>bought eight sharks from gearbest
>package arrives with five
>contact customer support
>sure m8 we'll ship a replacement but you need to pay extra :^)
what
>>54322796
>do paypal dispute
>enjoy of five free sharks
>>54322796
they're sarcastically trying to tell you to get fucked
>>54322627
Yes. Don't buy one if you're going to tinfoil the whole way through its life.
>>54322796
Kek, you'll win the dispute, don't worry
>>54322759
Went with was the cheapest, my orders were pretty cheap. I have a tracking number, but nothing comes up on 17track.net
>>54322889
>>54322863
>>54322838
>>54322825
Time for a PayPal dispute then.
Rate my chink level:
>Xiaomi Redmi 3
>Xiaomi 10k powerbank
>Xiaomi Piston 3
>Xiaomi gamepad for emulators
>Xiaomi bluetooth speaker
>Xiaomi router
>Blitzwolf quickcharge usb chargers
>Remax cables
>Remax Case for the Redmi 3
>Yihua soldering station
>All-Sun multimeter
>IR temperatue meter/gun
>DSO138 Osciloscope
>Component tester
>ESP8266 in pretty much every variety
>Arduino nano and micro clones
>STM32 devboards
>RTL-SDR USB stick
>Composite video capture USB stick
>Chuwi Tablet
>Sharks
>Screwdriver set with 50 tips
>Tweezers
>>54322929
Which Chuwi tablet and how do you like it so far?
>>54322940
Chuwi VI7, it's okay. Got it for around 50$ with mighty jew jitsu coupon stacking.
The screen isn't too great, as is the battery live.
Other than that it's a ok.
>>54322923
Maybe check your email if your order has been split in two packages, this is sometimes done because of one thing being out of stock and them waiting on their supplier. It was probably shipped later in a separate package.
>>54322929
How's the bluetooth speaker? did you get the smaller or the larger one?
>>54319508
Let's think about that after it becomes a problem.
I'm fairly sure it won't.
>>54322975
It wasn't, even the package says memory card x8 and there were only five inside.
10/10 QC
![Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Bluetooth-Speaker-Portable-Wireless-Mini-Square-Box-Speaker-for-IPhone-and-Android-Phones-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0daG8Cf.jpg "Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Bluetooth-Speaker-Portable-Wireless-Mini-Square-Box-Speaker-for-IPhone-and-Android-Phones-4[1]")
>>54322982
I got pic related.
Sounds good and is loud enough for most occasions. Pretty well made as well.
>>54323003
Is that the one with AUX input?
>>54323003
I have had this for almost a year now. Would recommend, battery life is good and mine hasnt even dented at all from dropping it on the hardwood floor for like 5 times.
>>54323013
No.
>>54323013
Nope, only USB unfortunately.
Does feature bluetooth 4.0 which means no more compressed to hell sound.
browsing /csg/ makes me realize that my electronic life is complete. there is literally nothing i need now
>>54323117
Do you have a soldering tip thermometer?
>>54323003
>I got pic related.
>What's the sound quality like? Is it loud enough to fill a living room and is it meaningfully less tinny and shit than a regular cellphone speaker?
>>54323137
I don't/can't solder
>>54323163
>literally nothing i need
>I don't/can't solder
>>54323163
>I don't/can't solder
anon come on
>>54323170
Your point?
>>54323140
Sound quality is pretty good, comparable to a lot $80 and higher speakers.
I got pic related cause it was up for 8 bucks. Accidentally ordered two of them but didn't really give a shit. They're both shipping now.
Anyone have any idea what to actually do with them? I'm sure as hell not gonna use them as actual phones. I was thinking about sticking of them onto my stereo as a cheap internet radio player. Any other ideas what to do with shitty cheap phones?
>>54323183
i tried it for a few hours, couldn't make it work
realized i dont actually want or need to solder anything so i gave my iron away
>>54323117
Spot the consumer
>>54323205
>Any other ideas what to do with shitty cheap phones?
install gentoo on them
use them as shitposting devices
resell them
>>54323227
>he says, while in consumer shit general
don't be mad that you can't fill the gaping wounds in your soul with cancerous chinese imports
>>54323205
>8 bucks
Link?
>>54323205
>8 bucks
What.
>>54323205
I'd keep one as a backup phone maybe.
Mount in car along with a bluetooth OBD2 adapter.
Domotics.
What cheap chink shit under $30 can I get for my sister's 10th birday? I have no idea what females like. Quadcopters?
Should put something in the news to stop fussing over shipping and tracking shit.
>>54323270
A dildo or pocket vibrator
In all seriousness probably some cute clothes or hair things.
>>54323270
give her her first orgasm
>>54323270
Pretty sure they like quadcopters.
>>54323270
xiaomi piston hybrid
they have bass that normies like and good build quality
>>54323270
Get apple look-a-like shit.
Desk lamps
USB Hubs
Cases for their iPhones
Sleeves for their macBook Airs.
>>54323300
>implying she isn't using a t42
>>54323258
>>54323256
It was on Wish dot com, I think there was a pricing error on one of their stores. I also got a shitty drone with camera for 1€, a shitty actioncam for 1€, and a small windows tablet from the same company as the phones (irulu) for 13€ from them. It's all sold out now though.
>>54323270
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/can-also-be-used-as-tenga-egg-substitute/2031183731.html
>want a thinkpad t420
>no chink stores sell them to get free shipping
>had to pay $90 in shipping from the US and then customs when it arrives
i cry ery tim
>>54323372
stop living in a literal socialist hellhole
>>54322020
I've had refunds pending for over 3 weeks from whitey sellers, it's not their fault, PayJew holds onto money for ages.
motospeed purchased Apr 26,
it's still "pre advised" on PostNL, wtf ?
>>54323395
I'd like to.
>>54319199
What the fuck did you just say you little bitch?
>>54322148
>tfw unknown tracking number
>tfw package registered under swedish surface mail
>tfw live in Australia
Hold me anons, I think they know I stole the Good Boy Points
Are ice cube molds safe? Will they catch fire?
>>54323635
>food items
>chink
enjoy being sterile with ball cancer
>>54323635
I'd be more worried about your ice getting cancer
Tracking has been stuck on "Your item has been processed through a facility in GUANGZHOU, CHINA" since the 19th, lads. Should I be worried? Why the fuck hasn't it left?
Are nigs the chinks' target after all?
>>54323843
missing the foodstamps baka
>>54323832
What tracking site is reporting this?
>>54323932
USPS tracking and 17track both show the same thing
>chinks make weird stuff
>they don't make e ink tablets
>no cheap barebones e readers
>no e ink monitors
>>54323938
Theres a chance it was never scanned or reported correctly and on a fucking boat, if you dont hear anything by friday I would start to be worried
>>54323291
Hybrids have less bass than piston 2 and only a little more than piston 3. Stop spreading disinfo you cunt.
>>54323962
iktf famalam. They make copies of almost every single western product, yet still no bargain bin e-ink stuff. Maybe no demand in China?
What do you have in your chink nicknacks box, anon?
God-tier 3D Shark desk lamp.
BUY THIS IMMEDIATELY
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Shark-3D-Touch-Control-Night-7-Colors-Change-USB-LED-Desk-Table-Light-Lamp-Power-Bank/32615297375.html
I want to see how the thor and the apollo lite turn out, but I also want to buy a new smartphone soon so I can get it shipped over here sometime this lifetime. If I don't preorder the thor and wait for reviews like any sane man, what's the chance of them running out of units for another few months?
>>54324139
huh, that actually looks quite cool.
I'm going to copy paste the name and look it up myself, then buy it like that in order to make sure that nobody else than the based chinks get my money
>>54324111
The culture shifted to the idea of "perceived wealth" much like the US so most of the stuff looks flashy from a distance, E-ink doesn't. Chinkman and americunt both want ipad clones for the most part.
>>54319831
>No band 12 LTE
Hopefully a US version soon
>>54321345
Yeah, that's my only real gripe with em, wish they made an NA variant.
The circuit board is a different height than a cheap NA USB controller I bought, so I wasn't able to swap the buttons.
"8BitDO" makes an OEM-style NA controller, but it includes bluetooth as well as USB so it's $30
>>54324139
That's just a sheet of plexiglass with a 3D effect picture etched on.
>>54324140
There already is a real review in German and even if you can't read German the test results he posted pretty much speak for themselves. >>54319831
>>54299077
https://wiki.openwrt.org/toh/xiaomi/mini
Just use a different firmware. Way better.
>>54319831
Aw, pops' cute.
>tfw no tech grandpa
>>54324476
Did you expect actual hologram techonology?
why do I own so many microSD card readers?
>>54324631
Because you have an empty hole inside that you attempt to fill with cheap gadgets?
>>54324645
/csg/ 4 life
>>54324492
yeah, I read it. I don't know much about what current year smartphones should be capable of but it seems allright to me. I'm just not sure if I should wait for the apollo lite or get the thor as soon as it comes out.
>>54323372
> Not checking craigslist
>>54324825
Thor = $119 and the Apollo Lite = $190
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_351832.html
>>54324904
hmm. I'm mostly going to use it to just watch movies and browse, so I think that the thor has that handled, but I might try some other stuff as well. I just don't have a good idea about what the apollo can do that the thor can't, and if the thor's specs are good enough to last me a year or two at least.
>>54325100
Then a Thor would do just fine for what you plan on using it for.
>>54325126
I guess, I'm worried aobut settling for a the cheaper version and regretting it once I actually start using a smartphone and want more power. Though, I don't really know what you can do with one. I've read about the cardboard 3d thing, but it kinda seems to me that I might just as well wait for a dedicated 3d glasses for pc, since the cardboard 3d thing is pretty shit. Or am I wrong?
What is something small and super cheap I can buy hundreds off that will in some way be useful?
>>54325233
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-pcs-Bicycle-Replacement-Silver-Tone-Steel-Bearing-Ball-6mm-Diameter/32618771558.html
Use as slingshot ammo to shoot ay people.
I do it every day, works great.
Where can I buy normal yellow sticky notes? I don't want all this kawaii anime shit or animals, just normal yellow sticky notes.
>>54325315
Wouldn't the 10mm balls be better?
>>54325397
Do you really need chink shit for that? Just fucking buy them at a local dollar store or some shit, they don't cost much.
>>54324139
Calm your memes down. Please.
>>54325439
I can't find them anywhere here
>>54319185
Top kek that fuggin image?
>>54325463
I don't believe you.
>>54325399
>>>falling for the 10mm meme
>>54325439
Not the dude asking for some.. but honestly, i never see sticky notes at my local dollar store. I do see them at Staples but they charge 6 dollars for a pack of that shit. Overpriced as fuck at Staples.
>>54325397
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MasterCard-posted-notices-posted-Pepsi-paste-N-times-posted-sticky-notes-the-color-notes-Free-shipping/32529463090.html
Not that cheap, but can be bought individually.
http://delinese.en.alibaba.com/product/60429915174-802859157/Custom_Arrow_Plastic_Sticky_Note.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.CnOm5w
Cheap, but min order is 100.
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When will /csg/ learn to cut out the middleman and buy food straight from China?
I only buy chicken from Taobao now. It's just so much cheaper and better than the local garbage in Russia.
>>54325578
is this real life? This can't be real. must be fantasy.
>>54325578
If only I could read text on the website
>>54325578
But doesn't that taobao's worldwide shipping service cause few days delay?
Also nice filenames.
I am never getting my shit, right?
>>54325399
you see them better in the air, so people can dodge them. this = bad for you. you want them to die and not be able to sue you. also you can fire like 1.333 of these at the same space of one 10mm one.
>>54325578
Is there a page for the food category?
>>54325659
From the looks of screenshots... i think they pack enough coolpacks to keep the chicken cool enough to not spoil for the trip.
I guess China isn't that far from Russia so it's fine. Also Russia is suppose to be cold anyway.
However, I won't trust importing chicken to anywhere else further away...
>>54325689
the cartel stole it.
>>54325723
China to Russia takes longer than to America/Europe though
>>54325722
You can easily find dry foods like beef jerky... but I don't think most places sell perishable foods like that. Taobao is... special...
>>54325723
Yes, but it would be still better ship chicken directly from seller to russian, rather than from seller to reshipping center, and from reshipping center to russian.
>be me 6 years ago, horny teenager
>buy 50 cheap chink condoms online for fapping
>parents open my parcel, confiscate condoms
>while searching their room I find out they've been using them
>around 1 year later
>"anon, we're having a baby!"
>>54325769
It depends on the shipping route they use.
>>54325786
>he wants condom smell on his benis
groce duder jest wipe it off on ur blankrets
>>54325786
>buying condoms to jerk off with
>>54325786
most murrican high school gives out free condoms if you ask at the nurse office... seriously. No questions asked.
They figured that horny teenagers were gonna fuck regardless if they got condom or not... so they might as well just give them out so kids don't make kids....
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>>54325783
I've used their own forwarding service to NZ before, they're super efficient and fast. Ship out the day they recive you shit.
Might try and get some apples the next time I make an order, they look fucking delicious:
https://www.taobao.com/markets/xt/ytpgyx
>>54325786
>buy chinese milk for baby
>no more baby problem
>>54325843
Does taobao ship to the US? I'd like to try ordering some foodstuff if they do.
>>54325843
But that still means few domestic shipping days.
>>54325896
I've ordered mangosteens from vietnam on Alibaba before, they spent a few days shipping but were totally fine. This is how fruit is normally shipped. Just in standard containers, not refrigerated.
>>54325578
D-do they ship to mexico?
gonna order 2 tones of kimchi
what's the must have list of chinkshit, and/or what's stuff people want to know about but are too scared to buy
>>54325931
they sure spray them with something healthy
>>54326045
>scared to buy
chinken
dog meat soup mix
dried mangos
>>54326093
I worry about the first two... but dried mangos are usually fine. If its dried, it last much much longer.
My Shark_64 in my Note 3 Pro says "SD Card blank or unsupported filesystem" and wants to format.
Which format should it be ?
>>54326131
Probably FAT32, most chink shit can't into even slightly modern filesystems.
Now I can finally go deaf while I get carpal tunnel from all the shitposting with Chinese crap.
>>54326164
it's with exFAT, reformatting, brb
>>54326182
but except exFAT I have just NTFS
What do you think of this?
http://www.gearbest.com/handheld-games/pp_315699.html
GBA and NES
>order 40 bucks worth of chink shit
>want it to be here RIGHT NOW, not 2-3 weeks
How do I fight this feeling, fellow communists?
>>54326168
>that font
edgy
>put my hi10 up for sale because i dont need it
>someone buys it
>feel good because i really need the money
>two seconds later they cancel the order
>"fine, whatever. here's your refund."
>relist it, pay the fee
>five minutes later they buy it again
>they paid for it
>"that's weird, but nice. time to ship it out."
>couldnt ship it because of work
>send them a message saying i couldnt ship it
>a day later they send me pic related
>now i'll have to pay the fucking fee again
okay, which one of you fuckers is this? how fucking stupid can you be?
>>54326356
ordering more shit.
>>54326343
You can get a PSP for 20€ nowadays.
>>54326378
but I don't want a psp, I want a GBA and NES in an Android device shaped like a PSP, also it's swag as fuck to listen to music on the bus with it.
>>54326168
enjoy your meme keyboard.
I showed mine to people I know and they all want one.
any decent tenkeyless keyboards?
>>54326356
Kill yourself.
Also, keep ordering shit, with ~4 days between orders. That way you'll have a steady stream of chink shit to keep you entertained.
>>54326404
>GBA and NES in an Android device shaped like a PSP
Well, you get both GBA and NES on a PSP.
>>54326371
Ask him to pay you the fee.
>>54326443
>android
:^)
>>54322929
I'm on the fence about a redmi 3, would you recommend it?
pros / cons ?
>>54320116
I have the zircones, they have a really good fit in my ears.
I'm no audiophile, but too me they sound too bassy though, so I don't use them.
>>54326168
yeah enjoy, i wake up my dog every night and my hands have hurt for a whole week, starting the day I got it
>>54326404
No you don't. You can do all that on a PSP without going through android bloatware, and it will have actually good buttons and stuff.
>>54326045
buy meat from taobao
also fruit
>>54326565
are you sure? like, where do I find it, though?
>>54326569
kek no
>>54319185
Ordered a SM-66. Correos de Chile still doesn't want to drop here.
>>54326446
this, or ship it anyway
>>54326595
then what was the point of your post pussy
>>54326594
I got mine for like 10€ because the UMD drive didn't work, which I really don't give a fuck about because I wasn't going to buy games anyway.
Check ebay or craigslist or whatever site where people sell their old shit.
>>54326625
because im not gonna buy off taobao for my first order
i also don't want to die
where to buy fake soccer jersey
>>54326639
cheapest one I can find is like 30€, and it's not clear whether he ships it to sweden or not. also, can I play Russian car driving simulator on the PSP? No. Can I play half life on a PSP? I dunno. Can I on the chinese knock-off? Hell yeah.
Basically, old psp's are kinda rare in Sweden (if u dunno where to look, aka me), and this one is not used. Idgaf about the buttons etc.
>>54326741
use swedish auction sites idiot
>>54326733
ioffer
>>54326290
You'll need to get another program to format your card. Windows won't do FAT32 on big cards by default.
>>54326775
of course, I'm not that stupid. but all of them are either broken or in shit condition, rather buy a fake one from gb.
>>54326290
Use RMPrepUSB
>>54326045
>must have
Shark microsd card
Xiaomeme power bank
credit card-sized edc murtitoor
$5 USB OTG flash drive
>>54326861
whatever gtg now anyway im buying it later
>>54326878
>credit card-sized edc murtitool
Post a good one.
I have around 9 dollars in paypal balance, what nifty chink shit should I buy? I might be getting this laser thermometer see >>54301444
>>54326816
>>54326873
thx bruhs
>>54326483
Pros: really good antutu benchmark scores for a 200 dollar phone
supports lte 4g around the world.
Con: unlocking it sucks balls because you gotta jump through hoops and then wait a long time
>>54326988
a tenga egg knockoff
I'm vastly disappointed that the chinks haven't come up with some bootleg kcup brewer yet...
>>54327038
4G around the world? Are you talking about the Redmi 3 or the Redmi Note 3?
Has anyone bought a web/surveillance cam from the usual suspects yet? I kinda want to mount one hidden on near my door as a peephole replacment.
for gearbutts does my paypal address need to match my shipping address
>>54327022
it worked, and it was fast! back to copying...
>>54326371
>I will make sure to teach her
Sounds hot.
Do the 40-50$ chink tablets work?
>>54327292
40-50$ Android tablets? Don't waste your money.
anyone play Osu! on a chink tablet?
>>54327333
The official osu!tablet is a chink one from Huion.
The huion h420 is great.
>>54327333
>Osu!
>O
Probably the only thing they are good for.
I use a CTH-480 though.
>>54319831
Anything specific you want translated from this review? His scoring at the end of the review is like this: Good sound (calls), finally an acceptable 5" phone with gorilla glass.
pros
elegant form, especially for people liking rounded phones, full LTE specification support (for germany), OTG, acceptable battery life, gorilla glas with 2.5d effects (?)
cons
no notification led, unuseable fingerprint sensor, no touch key illumination, bad daylight illumination, no dual band wifi, missing smart wake up, gestures and smart motion functions, minimalistic sensor package (not sure what he refers to; didnt watch the video)
>>54327333
>>54327396
XP-Pen G430 > h420
>>54327482
Did he say anything about the gps? The french review had trouble with it.
>>54327627
not him but
>Navigation - good sensitivity and accuracy
BM800 microphone. Yay or no ?
http://fr.aliexpress.com/item/BM-800-Condenser-Sound-Uni-directionalcondenser-Recording-Microphone-with-Shock-Mount-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Sound-Studio/32461235648.html
Looks really nice for only 12.5€.
>>54326955
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-Tools-11-in-1-Multifunction-Outdoor-Hunting-Survival-Camping-Pocket-Military-Credit-Card-Knife-Silver/32510924344.html
This is mine and I'm pretty happy with it
>>54327673
yes
>>54327683
I dunno, don't see much point.
>>54327683
Interested in buying.
Would you have problems with airport security ? Altho almost no sharp edges
>>54327707
A shit screwdriver, knife and bottle opener is better than no screwdriver, knife and bottle opener.
>>54327760
Fair point.
>>54327673
id get it from gearbest even though its bit more expensive
>>54324499
I thought openwrt has terrible performance with this wifi chip?
>>54327742
In theory no, at least not in UK airports. However, the blade part isn't especially obvious so you might be ok. Worst case they confiscate it and you're out 50p, unless you're brown in which case you're going to get waterboarded
>>54327683
I bought one because of you. It could be nice in case I need it. Seller takes his time to send it. I bought it the 28th april, it's still not shipped.
>>54327797
Why though ? I guess it's not a knock off if 1100 people bought it.
>>54327851
personal preference
no real reason i guess
We're well over the thread's bump limit and on page 7.
New thread here;
>>54327850
>>54327850
>>54327850
>>54327850
Whats the chink equivalent to dragon dildos?
>>54327888
dlagon dildos
>>54325786
Great parenting. Would've been really funny if you got aids or became a dad
>>54327683
i got one off ebay a while ago. it's shit
ps everyone r8 my gearbutts cart
>>54326741
thrift markets, I got like 4 or 5 for 10€ total, put custom rom on it and resold at 25€ on a domestic used market site.
>>54325578
But I don't want to eat doge or eggs boiled in 6 year old boys' urine.
>>54326168
how long did it take to arrive? PostNL ?
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