I asked this when this book first started and I’ll ask it again: Why would Wanda, who has spent her entire life trying not to be a slave, who is the descendant of actual slaves, help someone make a slave? How do you miss the whole point of a character that badly? So much of her struggle is about trying to retain the right to her own body. How do you not notice that?
Or maybe Tom King really doesn’t understand how consent works and doesn’t get that making a wife isn’t the same thing as “finding” one. He doesn’t realize that this is all, y’know, rape.
>>82778486
>Making a wife is rape
People will respond to this seriously, you put some effort into it OP. Congrats, fortunately for you most dipshits on this board don't understand how to sage, so you'll get some good bumps. Not from me though, sage.
>>82778486
sexdoll
Who is the bigger jobber in the MCU?
>>82777747
Why did they forget to wear their nooses?
>>82777768
WHERE'S REDWOOD
>>82777747
Falcon
>Winter Soldier x2
>Ant-Man
>Spider-Man
>Ironman
Why is she so perfect?
Are we seriously going to have 500 replies to a washroom woman symbol? This is now a waifu thread.
Tell me who the best waifu is and why is it Marceline?
>>82777343
Because of that perfect body. Unf
Give me one reason why house arrest wasn't the best option to keep things under control.
>>82777278
Captain America Civil War
>>82777278
It was
>>82777442
This.
>critically acclaimed comic
>>82777176
Ah, yes. The Aristocrats by Garth Ennis.
>>82777176
>no fun allowed.jpg
>>82777176
It's this sunday right?
What /co/ flavor of the whatever had the shortest reign?
>>82776467
Spigots Bergman in 2011 lasted for 3 days.
>>82777992
Fuck you for reminding me about that shitty pilot that's nothing but a Regular Show clone
Ok fags, one of these threads.
Because why not.
Also, i know, all of these needs a fucking update.
Post rate charts if you like.
You have to kill all these books but one.
The remaining book is going to be the prototype for EVERY other Marvel book being published.
Which one, /co/?
>>82776069
fuck that monkey paw bullshit.
>>82776069
Gwenpool, easy.
>>82776069
Captain marvel, her book is the best one in that pic.
Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach.
Holy shit! It's a guy!
>>82775896
Why? WHY!?
>>82775912
Come closer...
How can you make Superman interesting?
>>82775603
Just portray him the way the Animated Series does. Maybe less jobbing too.
>>82775603
adapt the source material
Adapt silver age Metropolis and Superman faithfully, but at the same time write an actual creative totally new story, don't just try to be faithful to some multiverse or prevent existing story.
reminder that if Falcon didn't move out of the way, he would have been dead
considering how when Vision's beam scraped Rhodey's armor it melted it AND destroyed the reactor, we can assume that if it hit Sam's jetpack, it would have gone through it and then through Sam's head, and possibly Rhodey's reactor too
here's a pic showing how the beam went through his armor like a hot knife through butter
>>82775581
i don't get why when he saw the beam miss he didn't turn it off
>>82775695
my guess is that it's actually plasma and not a laser
it looks really similar to when Kylo Ren managed to stop the bolt of energy mid-air
also as I said, we saw it continue its path after hitting the target
The musical based on Don Bluth's Anastasia opened this week. Some thoughts on the show coming up.
The basic idea is the same: Anya is a young woman who doesn't know who she is, wants to find out who she is, and Dimitri and Vlad are working as con artists to find someone who can convince the dowager empress that she is Anastasia. They travel to Paris to find the dowager empress and are trailed by an antagonist.
The details are what is radically different.
It is much more historically based. Instead of Anastasia being knocked out when running away with her grandmother, the Romanov's fate is the same as history: the children and their parents were sent to the House of Special Purpose and executed. Anastasia is rumored to have survived.
No Rasputin, no Bartok, no evil demon bats. The antagonist is Gleb, whois the son of one of the Romanov executionersand who is sent to track Anya, whom he knows, to find out if she may really be Anastasia. If she is, he is supposed to kill her.
There's a lot more little nods to history--Alexei falls down at the ball and everyone in the family looks stricken with terror; one of Anya's only possessions is a diamond that one of her nurses found hidden in her clothing; Glebsings about how he lived near the Ipatiev House and one day heard the children laughing and playing inside the house, and then one night heard the shots and their dying screams.And one of Anya's memories is her dog, who was killed with the family. There are more references to the new government, including what is apparently a chilling sequence on the train where the passengers are reminded about the glory of the new Russia.
1/2
>>82775437
2/2
Songs are changed around. The songs from the film, with the exception of There's a Rumor in St. Petersburg and Paris Holds the Key to Your Heart, are in different spots in the story. Journey to the Past is the "I'm about to get to Paris and find my past" Act I bombastic closer. There is a new "I want" song in its place in the story. Once Upon a December takes place before Journey to the Past, just when they are going to leave St. Petersburg for Paris. There is a bunch of new music, including a duet for Dimitri and Anya. Vlad and "Sophie" (who is now Lily) have a more fleshed out relationship.
Oh and Dimitri has a darker backstory: his fatherwas an anarchist who died in an imperial prison camp
Do you agree with Chaykin? I certainly do.
>>82775410
Well Chaykin is a penciller, not an artist so how would he know.
>>82775489
He writes and draws
>>82775529
So penciller and writer, but not an artist.
What things are associated with modern comics?
I think mostly of things like grimdark/max edginess, the faux-feminism movement, I don't know what else though. I'm not just talking about cape comics here either to be clear.
>>82775308
>grimdark/max edginess
Nope, too late
>the faux-feminism movement
Nope, too little
Decompression is the word.
>>82775308
>What things are associated with modern comics?
Shitty designs.
don't forget the most modern of trends in comics:_____memes_____
Good evening owls of /co/,
Awww goddammit
>>82675364
1) we JLI now
2) what was good today?
Major Force
>>82675578
DC's offerings today were pretty eh
And Vision was good as usual
