What's the appeal of this? I think it's a corny, gimmicky, premise and have 0 interest in it.
>>83433501
homolust potential
>>83433501
It's for pedophiles
>>83433501
Its designed to piss you off and thus make you buy it, welcome to the future.
Let's see if we can do this first post right this time, by stealing from Ulti-mate's template a little. (Okay, a lot.)
>What's being storytimed?
Incorruptible and Irredeemable, two comics written by Mark Waid that focus around the idea of a Superman-type going crazy, and a supervillain trying to replace him.
>Why are you doing this?
Because I always wanted to do more storytimes. Plus, I broke down and bought that stupid 4chan pass after two issues worth of multi-image captchas, so I might as well make sure you all get my money's worth.
>Why this order?
Because the two titles cross over at a certain point before wrapping up, and I hate reading a story when I only know half the characters.
>Where can I catch up?
Irreedeemable pt 1: >>83365887
Irredeemable pt 2: >>83369935
Irredeemable pt 3: >>83400563
Irredeemable pt 4 / Incorruptible pt 1: >>83404505
Be warned - my computer's been acting up tonight, so if I go silent for a while, that's why. Now, let the good times roll!
You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
>>83433138
Yup. Stop this shit.
So what did you think his reason for hating Brian was before he said it?
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>83433003
Well, guess now Ash is gonna murder Rinnie.
No witnesses.
Explain.
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR KRABS!!!!
>>83432848
Looks like Snyder effects.
>>83432927
>That time when mr krabs snapped a toddlers neck in the name of justice
>>83434400
See, if we're assigning characters to characters, Mr. Krabs seems more like Batman. I think Spongebob would be Superman. Plankton would be Luthor, Squidward would be Alfred, and Sandy would be Lois.
No idea who Patrick would be.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/namor_the_submariner/the-rights-to-namor-the-sub-mariner-are-back-with-marvel-a142261
That's neat
>>83432662
Cap and Nanor WWII team up flashbacks when?
So how long before they try and rush out a Namor movie to beat DC to the punch.
............Who the fuck cares about Namor????
Is it worth to buy all of space ghost for 58 dollars?
Is it autistic to buy cartoon dvds?
This is my first post on /co/ sorry if I am breaking any rules
Welcome to /co/. Here's you complimentary /co/ pie.
>>83432642
>Is it autistic to buy cartoon dvds?
Hope not, i bought the complete BTAS.
I mean if you can fit it in your budget no harm done.
I really want to get into the x-men comics but dont know where i should start. Anyone willing to help me out?
>>83432293
who are these semon demons?
>>83432237
No one can help you senpai. If you think the movie timeline's confusing, the comics will give you an aneurysm. Also there's no point in getting into Xmen now at all. Disney's been fucking x characters left, right and centre to deter people from the books and the franchise
Angry Birds had the better message, but Zootopia was the better film overall.
prove me wrong
>>83432069
>prove me wrong
You can't change a believer.
Angry Birds was hilarious, what message was being conveyed because it was lost on me. I wanted to see simple fun and I did. I can't pick which was better: Red's outspoken sarcasm & skepticism (which I can identify with) or Chucks frenetic and highly suggestive antics.
Was the message 'beware of foreigners'?
>>83432069
why should we try to change your opinion?
>>83432069
>it's okay to push agendas if I agree with them
It's really telling that /pol/ loved the movie with the most transparent and obvious agenda of the bunch.
Ultimate Marvel Storytime
>What's being storytimed?
Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and updated versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Universe. The imprint was launched in 2000 with the publication of the series Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men, providing new original stories for the characters. The Marvel Multiverse, which comprises an infinite number of galaxies and alternate universes, calls this universe Earth-1610.
>Why are you doing this?
Because there's a lot of good stuff that people ignored that deserves recognition and even the bad stuff can be fun.
>Why this order?
I originally planned on doing USM to Death of Spider-Man, but I want to do the rest now. I've separated things into groups for convenience.
>Where can I catch up?
Right here http://pastebin.com/NfBDHt1X
The Ultimates
>>83256641
>>83263020
>>83268074
>>83297633
>>83308270
>>83311255
Ultimate Power - >>83356418
>>83376134
>>83380253
>>83384425
>>83388761
>>83393363
>>83398728
>>83420486
>>83425355
>>83431655
ANOTHER HIDEOUS 3D MODEL COVER
WHEN DOES IT END
For those just joining us on Hickman's run, it starts here
Ultimate Thor >>83400059
Ultimate Fallout
Hulk >>83159626
Thor >>83017033
Ultimate Hawkeye >>83160281
The rest of Fallout and Ultimates #1-8 >>83426259
I'm warning everyone right now, Sam Humphries comes in at issue #10 and the book slowly snowballs into the worst thing the Ultimate line has ever published. Yes, worse than Kirkman and Loeb.
Doesn't matter how you feel about SamCap, it's the only good look Falcon's ever had.
Every costume after marvel NOW
Falcon is a character that only worked in the MCU movies.
>>83431502
>it's the only good look Falcon's ever had.
Wrong, his first costume is
The green one with the falconry glove and the necklace.
His power is that he has a bird
>http://comicbook.com/2016/05/29/stan-lee-weighs-in-on-captain-america-twist/
>"It's a hell of a clever idea; I don't know that I would ever have thought of it for him to be a double agent, but it's going to make you curious, it's going to make you want to read the books, they'll probably do a movie based on it,"
>"So I can't fault it; it's a good idea. I think it's crazy, but it's a good idea."
>>83431245
Couple days late OP, if not a week, the days are starting to blend together.
>salesman thinks sales gimmick is a good idea
More at 11.
>>83431245
>they'll probably do a movie based on it,"
Stop it, Stan.
Jealous, /co/?
Not at all.
>>83431216
>superman trash
nope
>>83431216
>Not signed by Murrurson
>Otto, it's always a pleasure. Max, I'm glad you could make it. Mr. Gargan, I hope the accommodations were to your liking.
>Gentlemen, I shall dispense with pleasantries. I realize you're all busy men, so I will be brief.
>How many men and women do you see in this room? Don't bother, I've taken the liberty of counting. Sixty-six, including myself. Sixty-six of the most dangerous men and women to ever walk the Earth.
>Show of hands. How many of you have killed before?
>Another show of hands. How many of you have personally suffered as the results of one man, one... SPIDER Man?
>Again, sixty six hands rise.
>Gentlemen. Ladies. I have a simple proposal.
>We kill Spider-Man.
>>83431177
>double dubs
THAT"S THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING ABOUT YOU OR YOUE POST FAGGOT HAHAHAHA
>>83431177
And then Spidey crashes through and wrecks them all.
>>83431240
I would love for that.
Just beats them all with ease.
Reveal at the end that he wasn't even paying attention. Maybe he was sleep-swinging.
Was Rhodey just put in a relationship with Carol to get fridged for civil war II?
>>83431084
Rhodey was used to signal progresiviisim, to have a black character in captain marvel, and because nobody knew what to do with him.
Rhodey's been a useless character since the 90s anyways.
Badass in the 80s though.
>>83431084
Don't be absurd, men can't get fridged.
