>>83559251
We finished up with Luke and Danny's original series, but by popular demand, we're going through the entire Deadly Hands of Kung Fu magazine!
They're a bit of a different format than comic issues, so you guys say otherwise, I'll do the entire issues, save the ads. That'll count these pictures and the interviews.
Mods, may I ask for a warning in case these are against the rules?
I was actually looking forward to it and thought it would at least be better than the first movie (which wasn't bad, it was ok) but it couldn't even do that.
>Krang wasted - just thrown in there out of nowhere, the battle with the turtles lasts a few minutes tops and then he leaves
>Shredder wasted - pops up now and then; before he can do anything is frozen and put away by Krang
>Karai wasted - literally does nothing
>Casey Jones was awful - Amell is a terrible actor
>April wasted - given nothing of worth; I actually liked Fox in the first movie, but here she was given nothing
>Vern was not needed - added nothing
>There is no plot - I don't expect much from a TMNT movie but at least the first movie tried to have a real story and structure
There were a couple things I liked though...
>Baxter - he was funny
>Bebop and Rocksteady - just perfect
>The theme - it was fun to hear again
This movie had a lot of potential but I guess poorly shoehorning in every element from the old cartoon show was a mistake. The first movie tried to have its own voice at least.
I forgot to mention the turtles. They were ok. CGI felt more obvious this time. Also the "conflict" between the brothers felt forced and poorly developed.
>>83589423
It could've been a lot tighter, and the "we could be human" plot is completely unnecessary. I mean, its doesn't even breed true conflict; Don just follows Leo's lead, Mikey does not advocate for it at all - and he's the one who wants it the most, and Raph doesn't give a fuck; he just jumps at any excuse to be an asshole because he gets off on it.
>We could be human, whatever. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEO DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW.
Amell was pretty bad, yeah (It must be hard to know Megan Fox is a better actress than you), Megan Fox was also terrible but there was no way to be good with what she was given; her scene with Baxter seems written by a horny tween.
The plot overall is not bad - it's pretty much the same plot as the 80s cartoon - but it was paced badly. Shredder needed more presence and more camp; he should've been the straight man to Bebop and Rocksteady more. Still, B&R rocked and are the best thing in the movie.
I had fun with the action scenes and with the fact that they didn't stop to explain any of the stupid minor things; Donatello is smart, so he can build cars, have holographic computers and hack interdimensional spaceships, just go with it.
I was entertained with the action scenes. No complaints there.
I dunno. It felt like a movie for little kids. Probably because it was. And I'm fine with it, since it's freaking Ninja Turtles.
>>83590552
I totally get that movie was intended to be for kids but the irony is that it was clearly being sold to people who grew up with the old cartoon. The movie also made considerably less than the first which tells me that maybe kids weren't into seeing another Ninja Turtles movie. My entire theatre was composed of people in there 20s and 30s - no kids.
Finally someone gets tired of Bastion prancing around in imaginary clothing.
>>83589380
Can all wrights do crazy mental calculations like that?
>>83589380
What's with all the asses?
>>83590312
No, only naked ones.
Is there any MCU film that is the more up in the air than the new Spider-Man reboot? Out of all the films coming it, it seems like it is on the shakiest ground.
>Not Inhumans
But seriously, Spider-Man is one of the most popular heroes, of course the media would cover every step of its development. Movies aren't made seamlessly, boyo.
>>83589244
How so? If the script "leak" is anything to go off of, it sounds like it will do fine. We probably wont see Venom, Electro, or Goblin for a good while though
>>83589244
>shakiest ground.
Dafuck are you on about? Spidey is insanely popular especially after his appearance in Civil War.
>"MR. PICKLES! I SAID STAY WITH ME!"
>All the poor dog wants to do is jack off is his master's mom
>Tommy actually doesn't give him a pickle and smacks him across the face with one
Jesus.
>>83588946
And after he was nice enough not to rape his mom even though he had the perfect chance to.
>>83589737
Is Mr. Pickles losing his whole "demon" thing?
Demons don't give a shit if it's "wrong" to fuck someone.
Can anybody explain to me why Wonder Woman is serving spaghetti noodles in taco shells with coffee on the side
>>83588457
Spaghettacos.
>>83588457
Those are onions
>>83588604
Why are there so many onions then
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/ Now the sponge needs to be put out of his misery.
>yfw Loud House beats Spongebob in Kids' Choice Awards
>>83588424
Spongebob was already out of his misery
Sponge Out of Water was a double sided ruse to tell the old fans that this is their lazy hurrah and give them something good before it inevitably dies
But SB has been decent recently.
Kill Six Billion Demons
>The halls are dead now, their kings ground into dust. It is the table salt of their new mistress.
Allison is cute. Cute!
Oh I guess a regular grave is fine too
>>83589652
Well, if she actually did kill her husband, that actually doesn't sound quite as interesting; of course she'd kill him. I want a different death for him, making it more tragic or something.
>>83590152
I'm still betting she turned him into a goddamn tree.
Did anything go right?
>>83588170
Cartoon, Spider-Verse, or specifically cartoon Spider-Verse?
>>83588170
Drake Bell > Josh Keaton
Get in the damn spider robot, Parker.
One Page Thread
>>83588111
That's clearly two.
Voices you hear when reading comics?
Conroy for Batman is a given, as is Mark Hamill for Joker.
But despite not being a huge fan of the show, I hear Matt Ryan as Constantine.
None because I'm not autistic.
>>83587913
The only voice I hear is the mulitversal hum of the hypercrisis.
>>83587913
The Vulture
Classic Lego bringing the spoilers
>>83587545
What am I even looking at here?
>>83587545
I'm more curious about how it looks like Mordo is helping him.
>>83587717
You haven't been keeping up with the movie? Mordo's an ally, not the villain.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
BECAUSE IF I JUST SAID MOM YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT
>>83587812
BECAUSE TECHNICALLY I HAVE TWO MOMS SO I NEED TO BE SPECIFIC
SHAVE MARTHA.....!
Is Prez still canon in the DCU?
>>83587771
Neither of them are, I believe.
>DC
>canon
pick oneboth of them result in Morrison coming to your home and jacking off over you while you sleep
>>83588015
B-but there's an election this year. They have to bring him back!
ITT: Installments that completely ruined a franchiseOr general bad/obscure cartoons thread
>>83586076
What was wrong with it?
It's not like Woody Woodpecker was ever good to begin with.
>>83586337
It's 3 seasons of pure garbage being noisy and annoying for the hell of it.
I know Walter Lanz was mid-tier at best but it was so jarring to have the old episodes side to side with the new ones. Plain trite to renew the license
